>pens
5-1 penguins cap this post
Flower, that rebound was 2 juicy.
>11 SECONDS
>11 SECONDS
>11 SECONDS
>>75289103
It's starting.
minutes in and this game is already waybetter than the wild one
Damn. Fleury is SHOOK. Someone gif him flailing on his ass there.
>blowjobs in charge of having a lead in the series
Oh fuck off!
Not even worried desu. We'll win this comfortably.
Yes well done Jackets HOWEVER
NICE, jackets started killing pongs 1 by 1
>>75289217
>>75289219
(You)
fleury about to get P U L L E D
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FUCK YOU PENGAYS
Woof what a nasty giveaway. Hahahaha
Goalies need not apply sub edition
>shitsby giving away the puck
>2 goals on 5 shots
>the penguins will win the cup
>>75289266
Crosby giveth, and Crosby taketh away.
Also nice Lemieux dubs
>>75289103
your goalie getting raped early
>>75289278
That's a GREAT clearing from Jones.
Is Murray out for the entire series? Have they said what's wrong with him?
>its another NHL doesnt want lopsided series swo were gonna make it obvious edition
>waving that off
Refs trying their hardest to save the >pongs
>>75289297
He's a bust
WEW
E
W
that shot
Bluejakets came to play
PFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXPOSED
3-1
HAHA!!!
>>75289299
No this is just classic Fleury. One good game, one absolute stinker.
>>75289278
>3 goals on 6 shots
>.500 frenchie goalie of peace
Dubs and the puck will get stuck in the net, said no one ever
>FL3URY
>FL3URY
>FL3URY
>FL3URY
>FL3URY
>mcflurry
6 minutes in 3 goals
Fluery getting McFlurried
>>75289278
hahahahaha holy shit
>>75289278
>3 on 6
Ahh playoff Fleury
>these Columbus announcers
Singles and Mcflurry doesn't get pulled
Pens just lost the series.
>>75289103
I think you forgot the word lose after penguins in your post
>>75289287
Nice Crosby dubs
PENS COLLAPSING
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
Why do the jackets have the leafs current goal horn and the leafs goal song from 2014?
who /steelcity/ here? dormont reporting we got this
we gonna get another 10 goal game?
>>75289437
Because Columbus is like the Africa of the United States and some kind Canadians sent it as relief supplies.
10+ more goals incomin for cbj
mtl vs cbj vol 2
>>75289443
more like steal city you pack of niggers
CBJ is gonna lose because torts has played his first two lines way too much already and theyll be tired. Stupid.
This is pretty meme-y
Who /drinking/
Go Pongs!
T. Leafs
>>75289482
H2O
>>75289469
WRONG
>Pongs getting cocky because they won their home games
>Columbus running all over them
Pottery
Was the Schultz again? He's having a rough afternoon so far too.
atkinson is mandhandling the penguins defene right now.
>>75289516
Penguins don't need to win in Columbus.
>>75289520
I warned you bro. I warned you about >jultz
who's got the sauce on the game
when's the Torts meltdown gonna happen?
>>75289528
*manlethandling
>>75289543
>Lets columbus even the series
>Columbus steals game 5
Now they do
>>75289589
You honestly think CBJ is gonna win this game? Youre really fucking dumb if you think this momentum stays past this period.
The Flower has wilted.
>>75289616
SHOOK
>>75289574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTYMdmixgks&feature=youtu.be
>>75289616
This half ass effort the pens are giving its pretty much a guarentee
>those refs on the glass
lmao what
>>75289589
Sure if Columbus wins in Pittsburgh, which they haven't done yet.
Has anyone got a stream that isnt from the nhl network?
so glad i don't live in shittsburgh
>>75289667
Forced meme-ing
Surprised you fell for it
>3 on 1
>no shot
>>75289687
yeah facetime me ill hold my phone up to my TV
>>75289684
>there are actually cucks that do this
Why?
Is it just because of the playoffs or has hockey gotten more popular on /sp/? I don't think I've ever seen hockey threads this active.
>pings
>>75289616
>Odd man rush
>Don't even get a shot off.
>momentum gone
>rushing with pens
Holy shit the collapse is gonna be glorious
>>75289687
Check nhlstreams
>>75289722
playoffs
>>75289698
>shittsburgh
does anyone here like hockey
>>75289722
Spicier since the games matter
>>75289722
A little of both. NHL is actually in a really good place as far as young and established stars. Playoffs are always busier.
>>75289753
i like hockey
There are actual retards ITT who don't realize the pengs are sweeping their way to another CUP
pathetic
>>75289772
Sad
>cbj
>a literal meme team
Here have both faggots
>>75289722
playoffs mate. the games are like 3 times better, somehow.
>>75289753
i like you
imagine being a dude like Bobrovsky from white as fuck Russia having to move to niggerville Columbus
Refpuck
>>75289684
>>75289720
they love the power
>>75289333
>one good game
fleury had 2 good games m8
>>75289825
>>75289720
spend the money if you want to watch, loser
>>75289722
I received a call from someone named "Bog" or something, told me to watch
>>75289589
>columbus stealing anything away from home
my fucking sides
they literally scored a goal a game in pitt
>>75289851
how about....no...
>>75289869
Maybe they all had the mumps again
>>75289589
Columbus is trash kid, they going to choke this game away cap it
>>75289851
>t. guy who's watching from his parents' house
>dont show up to games all seasin
>hurrr wurr superfans we stand all game
>>75289892
and maybe pittsburgh owns them at home just like they owned every nhl team at home
>>75289722
Games are much more exciting. You can see the intensity and speed ramped. Also /pol/ here. Only come here during playoffs. Especially with muh leafs and muh preds are in it
>>75289879
then ill be there reporting every illegal stream bitch nigger
>>75289909
When Chicago played in Columbus at the beginning of the season the crowd chanted "Let's go hawks"
>>75289932
There's a global rule about announcing "reporting" and "saging"
>>75289984
i do what i want
>>75289984
That's for reports on 4chan you dumb cuck, nothing wrong with announcing reports made on other sites
Pitt wins 4-3
everyone knows CBJ blows their load in the 1st period and slowly unravels after that
>>75289984
Im not reporting on things on 4chan loser, im reporting the streams themselves. (the youtube link provided earlier is already down)
Funny that the Pingpongs are shit without massive refpuck aid
pongs goal coming up.
great period pongs
>>75290021
This
>3-1 lead
Guys im having nam flashbacks
>>75290021
funny how CBJ wouldnt stand a chance in this series if half the pongs team wasnt injured
all that mementum and they only managed a 3-1 lead lol
>>75289817
Still have no idea why Columbus got a team before a team on the US side of the Pacific NW. Did Columbus just bend over and spread for whatever arena demands?
>>75290020
except its not, im watching it right now
>>75290040
DAMAGE
C
O
T
R
O
L
>>75290051
refresh, idiot
>>75289915
Pittsburgh is shook and so are it's posters
>pnes
>>75290020
I pay for NHL.tv and use my dad's cable login for the nbc games, only games I stream from other sources are my local market team (can't afford cable)
What's so bad about that? The only reason this game is on cnbc is because nbc has to show the news right now. Is that so bad
>>75290068
still working
>>75290075
its for possessive, it's for it is.
>>75290063
>blow out CBJ both times at home
>d-damage control!!!!
ahahahahah ok guy, CBJ is going to damage control the fuck out of this game when they start gooning it up in the 3rd period after being up 2 goals
>>75290020
And that make you the biggerest faggot ever to exist, faggot i hope you literally die in a slow burning fire after watching your family die in a slow burning fire
>>75290051
>>75290075
>pongs
>fl3ury
>pings """""""""fans'"""""""""""
SHOOK AF
>>75290075
>pittsburgh is shook
kek there is absolutely nothing intimidating about the flyover state of ohio. Literally 2 periods left of the blue cuckets getting cucked
>>75290142
you were shaking when you typed this you fat fuq
>>75290114
>>75290133
STILL WORKING HAHHA
>>75290142
Damage control the post
>>75290142
>pissburgh acting like they aren't flyover
Philly is the only relevant city in your state
>>75290151
nope. you were literally shaking at the fact of pittsburgh repeating though. its ok, malkin and crosby might let your team win one day
>the city of shitsburg
>>75290167
>imypling im from pittsburgh
your whole country is a fucking flyover LMAO
Where did all of these repulsive Blue Jacket posters materialize from?
>>75289278
>>75290201
everyone just hates the penguins
>>75290191
I wouldn't fly over Canada. That place is basically a caliphate, dipshit
>>75290167
>implying fans of pitt sports teams live in pittsburgh
i have no idea why, but these assholes are everywhere. Steelers / Penguins / hell I even see Pirates fans every now and then and I'm on the other side of the country.
>thread is dead and is only preoccupied by the 3 people obsessed with seeing the pens lose
laughing SO HARD at cuck jacket fans
>>75290167
>philly
>relevant
>>75290133
>>75290153
I'm not against you though.
+1 like thumbs up
>>75290021
>refpuck
>implying Columbus didn't get away with everything the first two games?
>>75290191
I don't know I've been to Quebec many times it's quite nice
When do the >pongs pull Fl3ury?
>>75290219
Allegheny county reporting in
>>75290253
whenever matt murray stops being a piece of glass
>>75290253
Depends how he does to start the second. He seems to have settled down a bit. I don't think they're looking to have Jarry pop his playoff cherry just yet.
>>75290240
quebec is literally the only well known part of canada and its known for being overly french and smelly
>>75290292
doesn't sound like he's even close to returning with that vague ass "lower body injury"
>>75290316
>known for
So you've never been there I gather
>>75290316
Thunder Bay seems comfy as fuck. Thinking of driving up there tomorrow
>>75290345
lmao you trying to tell me quebec is known for being french? next youll tell me the south isnt known for rednecks
>>75290264
412 here fuck Ohio they killed Dimebag
Pengshits are completely shit without refpuck aid lmao
>>75290480
Yesterday I saw a truck with rebel flags for the first time ever. What the fuck is wrong with rednecks =(
1 GOAL GAME
BOB IS SHOOK lmao KEKLOMBUS
>>75290546
THey are inbred retards who vote against their economic interests and shamelessly unaware of their retardation
>>75290480
It is known for being French because it is French, I'm telling you maybe you should actually go there and see for yourself instead of getting your opinions from other people
>BJs
>blow their load too early
>cbj fans in charge of knowing a penalty
If anything that was a cbj penalty the faggots
canadabros, I'm sorry that other anon doesn't understand there is nothing in the US like getting a blowjob in the wee hours from a hooker on St. Catherine street. Your country is beautiful.
>>75290587
Dont need to go to the middle east to know its a shit hole
>cuckjackets thought this game was over
A hahaha my fucking sides. The pens get better the longer the game goes
APOLOGIZE
These UPMC commercials with Fleury are depressing
>>75290639
forgot pic.
>>75290504
>score full strength goals
>hurrrr they need refpuck!!!!
Jesus Christ the pens have the NHL on perenial assblast
>tfw you like the Penguins and you like Pittsburgh but don't like the fanbase.
>screaming at your players
Im sure it will work for your 13th team, torts.
>>75290628
Pens have given up better leads than 3-1, and the Blue Jackets are worse than the Pens.
4-3 overtime period 1, calling some other Blue Jacket chimps out and breaks his stick over the back of someone's head, probably on Crosby or Malkin.
>>75290707
Did the Pens dress Sestito today? If that happens he'll definitely be in for game 4.
>>75290689
Fans are generally the shittiest part of any work/team/endeavor.
That's because they're made up of people just like /you/
>>75289084
reverse sweep incoming
>>75290033
Is that RG3
>>75290689
Pens fan here not from pitt. The local support they get is honestly embarrassing. Crowd is nearly dead silent. Wouldn't even know they're from Pitt if it wasn't for the color scheme
>>75290033
FUCK
>>75290891
KEKLUMBUS
Pens tie with the niggers
Kessel just killed that dude.
>Columbus killed Dimebag Darrell
>>75290766
I have no idea. But I bet you're right.
Damn. Kessel with the assassination. Does he get an assist for that?
Motherfucking Bryan Rust. Love him.
Savage!
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
>ive never been to a hockey game before and I think i have to stand when the puck gets close to me
>ive never been to a hockey game and i think if one of my players falls down the game stops
>>75290984
>all of these boos
>that bullshit chant
delicious.
Fuckin kekloumbus will proceed with getting 9/11'd
>>75291011
peniggers can't dispute shit calls
Matty Cal will be back next game to rape you with more hockey sticks
>>75291011
>"buh buh but we don't know wut a strong offense is"
>"should be penulty.jpg"
>>75290984
>>75291011
muh cbj chant
>>75290689
Local Pittsburgh fan, I'm in the same boat. I also hate Pirate fans, who I feel get a free pass, but are worse than Pens and Steelers fans.
The Pens fans in the arena during the bad years was usually better. Pens fans who followed the team during that time, some of whom I grew up with because a lot of us were in early teens during the early 00's, are still the best kind of Pens fan.
Goddamn don't choke Jackets
>>75291050
there was no call there, a guy got hurt and that sucks but very rarely do games stop on a dime like that. Like, it'd need to be Malarchuk pt 2 for a full stoppage to happen immediately.
>>75291050
>only suspended one game so he has to shake hands with pens when they get swept
A true punishment
>shitsburg needs to pay off refs to win
what a shit one player team
Pens offense will steamroll Columbus but in all fairness they shouldn't even be playing the jackets
Ahahahahahaah where you at cuckjacket fans? Threads awfully dead after you fags were celebrating winning the cup after being up 3-1 after the 1st period
CBJ literally gets worse as the game goes on
Is icing just a penalty that doesn't exist in the playoffs half the time?
Because in regular season they'll call it icing even if either time is right on the heels of hte puck.
In playoffs, someone 2/3 up the ice away from the puck means no icing call.
>>75291091
the game stopped when your pussy player was hit lightly by Calvert
keep backpedaling
pens fans are the Pitt rape steps of hockey
>>75291095
>being this upset
>>75291103
The system isn't that bad. Seeding doesn't matter much, only getting in.
OOOH JACKETS GOING FOR A 5 ON 3.
bob hurt
>>75291129
Whistle wasn't called immediately when Bonino got hit either you dumb fuck. Is this your first year watching hockey?
fuck the pongs
>>75291169
wrong
the refs won't help you win when you lose to the capitals
>>75291174
>trusting a leaf
let em fight
Pens fans here. Jackets fans, I hope your team sees this as a cross road. Jackets shouldn't try to be Flyers 2.0 .
>>75291196
>this much refpuck
also pings can't power play what a joke
>>75291191
>lose to the Capitals
>>75291242
shitpost
>>75291191
You sound like a legit autist.
>>75291241
>too many men on the ice
>a penalty you literally can avoid by counting to five
>refpuck
>>75291191
>pens
>losing to the caps
>in the playoffs
Pick 2 you fucking casual
>>75291236
Jackets fan here.
Don't give up goals 10 seconds into the game.
All these penalties
>cbj just wants to go golfing
>another 2 minute penalty and jackets back on the Pk
Goddamn jackets, you know this isn't the regular season right?
holy fucking refpuck. this is probably the worst officiating i've seen this playoffs.
>>75289217
We're simply too good. Bet some of you are crying SO HARD right now.
>>75291270
>pushing men over the line to get an off sides
>not ref puck
pick one
try not to backpedal and bandwagon
>>75291277
Jackets fans can't be this petty can they?
>>75291307
You're some how worse than red wings fans.
>2 power plays
>can't score
let's hear all the salt pongs
>>75291289
As a Pens fan, I can legit say Penguins are least dangerous on a power play.
>>75291310
based nord bro
Fucking refpuck
>>75291319
Poniggers can't be this bandwagon, can they?
>>75290940
Pantera is shit and music for retarded redneck rascists
>>75291334
Only one here is the pens haters watching them come from behind and win and literally your only excuse is MUH REFPUCK you fucking cuck ahahahahahahah
Marc Andre consoles Bobrovsky after playoff loss ©2017 Penguins
>>75291334
>1.5 powerplays
>unskilled team blows their load early trying to make a statement
>starts playing sloppy and commits minor penalties left and right
>dumb fans cry about refpuck
literally a Flyers rerun.
>clearly bleeding
>play not stopped
isnt there a rule that says play must be stopped if a player is bleeding onto the ice? it should still be 3-2
>>75291332
delet
>>75291379
>the city of shit fans being this autistic
I hate everyone from here stop coming to Columbus in droves we don't want you
>obvious tripping by pens not called, pens score because they maintain possession
>player bleeding out on the ice, play goes on, pens score
sorry pens fans, that's refpuck and you're lucky as fuck.
Last digit - poo jacketsgoals
Second last digit -shitburg goals
Final score
>>75291374
werenski was clearly bleeding play should have been stopped
>>75291383
Worse than the Fliers; they're actually GOOD at playing dirty and in chaos.
Arguably, the only time the Fliers fall apart is when they can't get the other team off balance.
>>75291367
Eh forget it. You Jackets fans are angry morons. Stick to OSU football faggots.
>>75291396
Bet they could stop the bleeding with your salt.
>>75291396
>imminent danger
the refs wait for change in possession unless it's something serious. .
>>75291455
>being this rekt
OSU blows but at least there aren't any rape steps
>>75291434
Cuckjackets literally brought this shit on themselves when they started gooning it up and breaking sticks over players necks
As you fags on /hoc/ put it, its le playoff hockey xD
Why do the Pengshits rely on massive refpuck aid to win ?
>>75291419
With it without the calls the blow jackets are still terrible in fact there is no scenario where the jackets are a good team.
>>75291463
takes a puck to the face, bleeding like a stuck pig...let's wait and see if it's serious.
i bet this officiating crew doesn't get another game
Today we're gonna learn how to count to five, for you members of the Blue Jackets fans.
1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
Yay!
Now six is a good number too, but your hockey players seem to like it a bit too much.
Good thing I don't live in that shithole called Ohio
>>75291336
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Translation: don't take unnecessary penalties because the opposing team has a weaker power play
>>75291503
If he hadn't immediately flopped to the ice they probably would have seen it.
>>75291512
>lives in the shitty of spittsburgh instead
>>75291485
I'm not a Pedo State fan. Jackets should move to West Virginia, Ohio fans faggotry is rivaled only by Philly savages.
>>75291521
I agree with you, but basically the Blue Jackets have nothing to fear from their inability to remember how many people are on the ice.
>>75291503
if the nhl pulled their crews after bad games they'd end the season with 0 crews.
hmmmmmm
>>75291535
Take that back or ill stab you
>>75291548
I guess it wasn't 'obvious' since the ref didn't see it and call it. Same shit happened last year when Daley got hurt and the pens had to take possession and ice it before there was a full stoppage.
>>75291548
shittsburgh fans rekt. refpuck confirmed.
>>75291535
Penn State is a better school than OSU. Their handegg might blow but their physics dept. is outstanding.
How shit of a person are you?
>>75291571
none of the refs went to go check on him because you know for the safety of the player
>it was all the refs fault
>it's not that we can't keep up with a more skilled team
You can talk to most New York fans, Jersey fans, and West Virginia fans no problem, they are generally reasonable enough if you don't act like a dick head. Seems like 90% of Ohio fans are bitter fucking autists who can't help but live within a delusional fantasy where it is everyone else who is conspiring to make their teams suck.
>>75291598
absolute ref puck
>>75291610
I understand what this means in the general sense but what units is it comparing?
>>75291598
>allows game to continue
reading the beginning of this thread and then the end is just too good. lmao.
go pens :)
>he can talk to new york fans about sports without them bringing up boystown or da giants
'EH YOU FUCKIN PRICK DA GIANTS ARE GUNNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL FUCKER
>>75291644
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsi_(statistic)
>>75291631
Kind of like philthy fans
>>75291631
It's because they live in Ohio
>>75291598
That should have bee blown dead. I guess it's playoffs and they 'let the boys play'
>>75291649
>players already celebrating goal in the background
>>75291668
Thank you for explaining.
>>75291687
the play was still going on when he got up
>>75291590
Sorry Pedo State fan, I'm not an OSU fag or even from Ohio. Be sure to tell your friends that you really stuck up for JoePa at your next CP swap meet.
>>75291598
>dat blood trail
>>75291664
every time
>>75291697
Not that guy but eat shit you salty rimjob.
>>75291668
this actually makes a lot of sense
>The Corsi number was named by Vic Ferrari, a pseudonym for a blogger on an Edmonton Oilers fan website.
seeing out dedmonton cant score
>>75291685
This shit happens in the regular season too, they do not stop play even if the player ceases to move at all.
>>75291718
>Pens fan
>Not Pedo State or OSU fag
Why would I be salty?
Ohio and Penn are both shit states that voted against their economic interests this last election
>>75291548
>USA Hockey rulebook applies to NHL playoffs
>Not NHL rule 8.1
Wew, welcome to hockey fandom, anon. I hope you manage to stay past this week after the Blue Jackets get swept. Pretty much it's up to Werenski to get off the ice if he's able to.
>>75291801
Both columbus and pittsburg voted for clinton btw
game sauce down. i repeat. game sauce down. request immediate action
Werenski won't be back tonight it looks like. Not on the bench.
>>75291894
there's the game
>>75291894
>>75291908
He is on the bench
>>75291908
He's back now.
>>75291894
>>75291894
As he skates out, fully caged.
how can anyone hate zach werenski?
>>75291598
>fake blood
he's back on the bench. how can this be
what an amazing player werenski is
takes a lot of bravery and strength to get back on the ice like that
>>75291945
>>75291946
>>75291952
Looks nasty, just missed his eye by a bit.
>>75291982
>When a player is injured so that he cannot continue play or go to his bench, the play shall not be stopped until the injured player’s team has secured control of the puck. If the player’s team is in control of the puck at the time of injury, play shall be stopped immediately unless his team is in a scoring position.
Bill gets PP GWG
>>75291991
>>75291991
an inch or two higher, and his career could have very well been over.
>>75291973
I haven't seen anyone hating Werenski even in this thread.
>chanting fleury when your goaile has been just as bad
lel
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>dat powerplay
wew did Tort forget to put an extra skater out thinking it was 4 v 4?
lol colombo is terrible
Opposing player covering the puck in the crease. That should be a penalty shot.
>>75292041
Fleury is a delicate Flower
>>75292063
>>75292063
The memes are real
>have a shitty power play
>one defender decides to play goalie too
>other d crosschecks guy into net
REFPUCK
>>75292114
dub isn't a defender
>>75292145
sorry, didn't see who it was until the replay.
>this powerplay
Its almost like disco dan is coach again
>>75291801
Top kek. Yeah we need more illegals and H-1Bs.
SCAARRRRRRRRR
GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY JAKE THE SNAKE GUENTZEL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>POOPACKETS
Why are the jackets so bad?
>>75292178
Ohio
Cucklumbos fans on suicide watch.
>10th power play
>finally score once
>LEL POOJEKETS R BAD LMAO
>>75292092
> red bankees hat
> dickies
I just realized that Fred Durst started the bro movement
GET THE BROOMS READY
>>75292178
Starts with a John ends in a Tortorella
BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
GET FUCKED OHIO
YOU CAN HEAR A RAT PISS ON COTTON IN THAT ARENA
I dont wanna wait
For my life to be over
Do do
Dododo
Do do
Dododo
>canadian pens fans
"""""no"""""
>>75292199
>start game with 3-1 lead
>fail to control puck for subsequent periods
>keep giving opposing team power plays off dumb penalties
>blow lead
Yes, the Bluejackets are bad.
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES.
HAHAHHAAA POO JACKETS
>>75292231
IM JUST SHITPOSTING THIS EPIC COLLAPSE
>>75292233
How many Blue Jacket players need to go back to school after this series?
Fuck the Columbus Blow Jobs. They were good during the regular season, but playoff hockey is way different.
>ping pongs
Shoook
PONGS IN CHARGE OF KEEPING A LEAD
Geno will end it
>>75292168
T. Cletus
Scaaaaaaaaaaaaar
4leury
>>75292205
>NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND
4-4
>hurrr durr lets go back to the stupid physical play that lost us two games
Is there a dumber team than the blow jobs?
My original prediction was Pens over Blue Jackets in five games.
Will this be the one that CBJ win?
>>75292235
>>75292250
>>75292256
4-4 niggers!!
Choking away the lead!!
HAHA!!!
Fluery being McFlurried!!
>>75292203
>>75292319
Probably.
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB.
>>75292326
>MFW THE JACKETS LOSE IN OT TO A GOAL FROM A FAT NECKBEARD
>>75292319
They're going to win one of the home games if they don't melt down completely here.
Now, I can't tell you if this game will be the one they win OR if they totally fuck this one up and come back stronger for Game 4.
OT PLEASE
>>75292203
whoops
>but in all likelihood, Durst is probably not /comfy/ right now
>cause he's Durst
>>75292092
I came into this world as a reject look into these eyes then you'll see the size of the flames
>>75292351
Bill said he weighs the same, anon
The Blue Jackets are the Blue Jackets of hockey
>>75292355
if they lose this theyre done.
>Flurry
>Controlling the rebound
So who is going to pay him next season?
>>75292382
Or the Capitals
REFPUCK
>>75292294
Just fuck off back to /tv/
>>75292400
The Capitals have won playoff series though.
>>75292381
>>75292381
If trips,
BJs in 6.
>>75292422
I have a $50 bet with a coworker.
>Leafs over Caps in 7 ($25)
>Pens over CBJ in 5 ($25)
Will I win money?
>>75292385
They better not melt down here, then.
Because they had the Penguins broke in Period 1,
>>75292443
Break even
>>75292447
thats my point. How could they ever recover from that?
>>75292443
You'll lose. It's either going to be Penguins win in 4 or Penguins win in 6.
Columbus look tired desu. Penguins to kill the game soon.
wew that could have been messy.
Pitts should pull fluery for a 6 v 5 now
>>75292473
but both of those require the pens to win the clinching game in columbus. think it's likely they take one in columbus then take game 5
>>75292464
>reverse image search
>Phil Kessel Hot Dog
Seems about right.
>>75292443
>betting the exact number of games
>>75292489
They were tired in game 2 when they were chimping out over losing away.
They're looking tired when they're chimping out in front of the goal and just barely holding back from hitting people.
OBER TIME
LAUGHING SOOOOOOO HARD AT JIM FROM HARISSBURG
>>75292489
They've been on their heels since the first period. That lucky equalizer was the first sign of life the entire 2nd and 3rd periods.
>>75292521
>>75292473
>>75292458
He believes that the Caps and Pens will both advance.
>Caps win series (games doesn't matter)
>Pens in Six
if you get 2 OT losses there should be a game 8
imagine how good he'd be if he took care of himself and wasn't a fatass.
>>75292597
seriously rude desu werenski is a true trooper
>>75292597
I think this is what caused Zach Werenski's eye injury. April 2
>>75292595
then he wouldnt be bill "burgerler" kessel
Are fights illegal now, or is hockey just getting pussified? Haven't seen any fights in a while.
>>75292597
>see Ovechkin coming
>don't dive to the ground like bullets are coming for you
Why do people hate to survive?
last digit determines how many ots
>>75292646
There are hefty fines for bench clearing brawls so they're basically done
Five minutes for a defenseman to be off the ice can't fly in the playoffs, but there's pushing and shoving after every whistle
>>75292646
No, the game has just gotten faster which means most of the thugs don't make the cut anymore
>>75292646
Its early playoffs wait till about game 5s or 6s.
Or just watch anaheim/calgary they hate each other
>>75292665
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS GOING TO BE 19 INNINGS ALL OVER AGAIN
>>75292646
Fuck fighting unless you are a genuine glove dropper.
This whole hothead shit at the the whistle with the pushing and face rubs are finally getting on my nerves
>>75292646
What >>75292710 said, Ducks/Flames game last night had a fight and there are definitely going to be more.
>>75292708
this is one of the reasons the lower leagues are better for seeing fights
>>75292646
Game is just faster now, like this anon says >>75292708 teams don't want to waste a roster spot on a goon unless it's a situation where they now someone is out to get 'payback' for some perceived slight. The league is more apt to step in on those situations these days though. Add to that the Penguins aren't really a team of fighters. Personally, I'm glad the game of clutching each other on the boards for 60 minutes is pretty much dead. I hated the Devils era of the mid 90s.
>>75292786
Especially if Anaheim wins Game 3. Expect full goon mode in Game 4 if that happens.
Not so fast Penguins
>pens spotting the bluejackets a clear
is there gonna be a beverly hills pupper show thread or not?
Odds Columbus
Evens Pittsburg
Dubs another OT
Meme goal incoming.
>>75293043
>>75293043
there's only one dog show we watch, and it's not Valentime's right now
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>>75293096
Even, but the way Fleury is handling the rebound I have my doubts about your meme magic.
Blessed allah revealed to me that /bonino/ is going to scar
>>75293126
as if he can see shit with that faceshield
>>75293096
>implying your digits matter
Dubs and >>Boone Jenner game winner
Boone Jenner is /myguy/
PONGS
>PONGS
Bless LORD KEK
>>75293139
these digits do
check'em
>>75293134
Who is more foolish? The meme or the meme who follows him?
>>75289584
underrated post
GIVE BILL YOUR ENERGY
nice save by mcfluery
Fucking Robbed Dubs.
So close
>Fleury accidentally makes a game saving stop
>>75293134
it counts as his goal if a shot ricochets off his facemask and into the net, right?
>Fleury blocks to the right
>someone comes in the right
>see him utterly beaten by the shooter
>he blocks the shot with his head
This game is probably bad for your blood pressure
Now that's using your noggin!
BASED FLEURY
HOLY SHIT
>>75293208
their first round exit is gonna suck, I agree
I can count the number of jerseys in this crowd on one hand
>>75293237
were they attempting a white out or something?
>>75293222
This nice trips btw.
>>75293224
not if there's a head butting motion, that happened a few years in a blackhawks game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpy0ayqTVSU
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fleury ftw
>>75293222
chekt
If Letang were playing we would have already swept this series desu
>>75293237
>pack the house night
>>75293296
Letang being gone is probably why round 2 or round 3 is going to be the end for the Penguins
>>75293296
maybe they wouldn've played a lower seed if letang was still in
like toronto
WTG JACKETS
WHOOOOO!
>>75293270
oh shit, I remember exactly where I was for that game
>posting on /sp/
>>75293328
>>75293357
I know bros, I know
>pongs
Idea:
Get a really, really, really fat American whose body mass automatically covers the entire goal and just give him a bunch of pads have him sit in goal.
>>75293403
Welcome to your first day, new shit poster
>>75293403
>who is ben bishop
>>75293237
Hockey jerseys are too big and uncomfy af
>>75290940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuWJ0cNdTBU
stream? anyone?
1 STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
>>75293403
The only problem with that strategy, new friend, is that eventually he'll take a hit that'll wound or kill him, and he won't be able to remain in goal.
>>75293403
what did she meant by that???
I give it 4 minutes before Fleury makes a catastrophic mistake that costs the Pongs the game.
>>75293475
SN360
is this the highest scoring game of the playoffs?
>>75293475
>he doesn't have cable
Point at the poorfag and laugh
>>75293451
I'm noticing a trend where jerseys are being replaced by shirts.
>Mid-20's and under - shirts
>Mid-40's through Mid-20's - jersey
>>75293516
Yes it is
>>75293434
Not an argument.
Find a flaw in this.. Other than the exorbitant cost of a crane that would be needed to switch him to the other net in betwixt periods
>>75293451
>>75293451
>>75293451
>>75293451
>literally wearing a XL jersey now
I disagree
>>75293458
remember how last year all the hockey writers said "dallas just BROKE hockey, every team in the league is gonna have a duo like Lehtnonen and Niemi"
and now they've been exposed =(
>>75293516
So far I think so.
Idea 2.0
We get Lundpads bigger pads
>>75293475
http://yoursportsinhd.com/nhl/game/2016030143/
Here you go anon.
>>75293502
i really wanted the blue fagets to get a 4th in the 1st to see him get pulled but alas
>>75293527
no jerseys are a sign of casual
>>75293489
She shitted her pants lmao
OHIO IS THE WORST STATE IN THE COUNTRY. BARREN WASTELAND FULL OF NIGS AND OBESE HICKS
>>75293527
it's a money thing, man
paying 400+ to get in the door is hard enough for young people; jerseys are expensive
>>75293588
have you been to Kansas
>>75293588
t. stupid pongs fan
>>75293569
bless you anon
>>75293591
I've worn the same Malkin jersey since his rookie season
>>75293451
>>75293527
I used to have a Paul Coffey jersey, but I haven't bought one since. Don't really buy much sports team clothing merch. As I've gotten older it's almost all button downs, plain t-shirts for yard/house work or jogs.
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>trollpost
>>75293588
>not alabama
>>75293604
To be honest I actually liked PARTS of Kansas.
>>75293588
ohio is comfy af except for cincy
That's a confirmed kill!
HAT TRICK WINNER
UNBELIEVABLE
SCCCCCAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ahahaahahahhaahahahha
>jackets
>celtics
>>75293096
Digits are wizards
just awful, that's too bad
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
GIVING UP THE HAT TRICK GOAL TO LOSE
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HATTY PATTY
GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY JAKE DA SNAKE GUENTZEL
PENSGWIN!!!!1!!!!
>that deflated crowd
>those bjs hurrying to the lockerroom
Haven't enjoyed watching a team blow a lead that much in a while.
Did NBC just pipe in crowd noise there?
>no cheering on the replays
>no one in the crowd visibly cheering
>cheering awkwardly fades out
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PITTSBURGH WINS AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
welp, jackets are getting swept, for the second time in franchise history
>CLODUMBO
>that silence
I like the pongs.
not happy about it, but my bracket is intact for the sweep
>>75293693
Probably, but that crowd noise deflated so fast lol.
lol pens repeat
Holy shit blowjackets really blown the fuck out
>>75293708
feels bad
>4you
>>75293740
>>75293740
Finland being awake makes this win even better :3
>>75293730
>beating the worst team to make playoffs
>repeat
no
>Hat-tricked by a rookie whose name isn't McDavid
topkek
>>75293763
>3rd best record in the league
>worst team to make playoffs
u wot?
>>75293763
>MAD BLOWJOBS FAN
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>>75293772
Guentzel > McMeme desu senpai
>>75293763
??????
>>75293789
columbus is shit and everyone knows it. columbus was just happy to be in the playoffs. a win would just be icing
>>75293763
There are literally like 5 other teams in the playoffs worse than blue jackets, seriously? Haha
>>75293789
>regular season record is indicative of team talent/playoff capability
the >caps would like a word with you
>>75293830
>Columbust
>In full damage control mode
pick 2
>>75293604
>>75293640
>>75293588
Ya Iowa is the worst. Unless you really like corn or something.
>>75293865
im not in damage control me im just realistic now, btw im not him, i honestly thought they would beat the penguins
Love my blue jackets. I thought they'd go 1-5 and win tonight.
Really obvious though that they are LIGHT YEARS away from being anywhere near as good as Penguins. It think Malkin is better than Crosby. I want this to be a rivalry but it can't be one until we win a series!
On to 17-18. We'll be back in the playoffs next decade maybe!
>>75293865
>implying I'm a columbis fan
>>75293856
It's a pretty good indicator. I think Columbus wins a best of 7 against any eastern team but the Pens and Caps.
The mood in the Blue Jackets lockerroom right now must be great. That was their best game of this series so far, they're going to fucking fold or go full goon next game.
>>75293952
it's a mediocre indicator. and i think they will eventually just not this year.
>>75293931
Then you're honestly an idiot
>>75294005
>honestly an idiot
murray has been shit all year against the jackets, letang was out, they have literal whos on defense. dont tell me that they didnt have a good chance of winning
>Crosby sucks
>Crosby sucks
>Crosby sucks
>>75294096
dont rub it in
its offseason time
>>75294096
Sid is better than you
>>75294043
>murray has been shit all year against the jackets
Meant shit going into the playoffs
>letang was out
That's legit
>they have literal whos on defense
No they have one mediocre defenceman, Olli Maata. The rest are strong.
So yes I will tell you they didn't have a good chance at winning. A 50/50 chance at best
>>75293999
They'll need a new goalie, then. Bob is shit in the playoffs.
>>75294096
If only they had more of those Crying Sidney masks that night. That'd have shut him down for sure
>>75294219
>ron hainsey is good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>75294096
literally the goat on the boards
>>75294234
isn't this his first time in the playoffs?
>>75294279
He's played on the Thrashers and Canes. Both terrible teams.
>>75294322
they werent terrible, ron hainsey just fucking sucked
>>75294284
Second I think
>>75294417
not enought to make a judgement then. it's pretty much guarenteed you'll suck your first playoff trip unless you get lucky and have a GOAT team in front of you.
>>75294340
Hainesy is better than you.
>>75294234
Bob is better than you.
>>75294219
Maatta is better than you.
>>75294043
Murray is better than you.
>>75294928
Speaking of Murray, what happened with his injury? Groin injury doing the splits in practice or something?
>>75295335
He's got a terrible case of having to rest until a real team needs played.
Sullivan sucks Murray's dick, so next series Murray's going to be on it.
>>75295429
Well Fleury is the one with the playoff nerves so giving him some confidence beating up on Columbus isn't a bad thing.