/mlb/ general - Poo Holes edition

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Royals

>Nads

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Who can stop us?

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>rags

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Baltimore Orioles

Trey "AL ROTY" Mancini

>>75286528
in b4 Mariners anime guy and.......
Fuck

brewers are elite sub-edition

who wants donaldson

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>gib closer nao, goddammmit.

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>not having a retractable roof causing baseball to be postponed.

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this is cutch's wife. you mad whiteboi?

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>>75286594
MARINERS!

>>75286698
cutch seem like a good guy

>>75286649
I thought you guys had an elite bullpen? Kek

>>75286743
I never said that. It's been a glaring weakness all off season.

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>Windians

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>>75286649
did someone ask about a good closer with 3 years of cheap control left

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April is always the worst month

At least stay .500, fucks

>>75286815
Sold.

>>75286788
I think if we combine all the bullpens of the NL Least we might be able to match the Dodgers pen

>>75286698
He looks like an African drug lord

>>75286836
I'm not so sure about that. The Nats is a dumpster fire.

>Angels finally get a good starting pitching performance
>Score zero runs

>>75286797
>only runs given up were from a long ball, five Ks and only 4 hits

He did pretty well. Don't be so bitter about Indians.

BASES LOADED NO OUTS IN BOYSTOWN

>>75286833
b-b-but we didnt even agree on what you're giving up

wait a minute you cant do this

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>4 game series against the T___s

>>75286927
I'll give you the corpse of Ryan Zimmerman.

>>75286925
ONE-ONE BASES STILL LOADED STILL NO OUTS

>>75286932
the tWINS have a winning record

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>>75286932
>mfw

>>75286970
He's not knocking the Twins, leaf.

>>75286958
if you agree to take martins contract you've unironically got a deal

>bloop RBI singles

Love it

>>75286649
Neris for your two best prospects

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>cubs
>all these contending teams with bullpen troubles

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What if I hit a walk off bomb?

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CAN'T WAKE UP

>What if I just hit a walk-off bomb?

what if i just hit a walk off bomb?

>>75287050
Guy is a madman. GG nats

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>when you hit the walk off bomb

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Saw that coming.

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FUCK YOU LILLIES YOU FUCKING SUCK FUCK OFF YOU BETA PIECES OF SHIT

I had a feeling Harper was gonna walkoff today

>>75287050

Who needs a closer when you have Bruce "Overlord" Hooper?

>>75287050
>>75287064
>>75287065
>>75287075
nice memes

>>75287094
Why can't you just score runs against the shitty marlels

>>75287055
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

generals are so autistic seriously

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NATS WIN NATS WIN NATS WIN

Rich Hill is fucking panicking

>>75287120
Nah /mlb/ is comf

>>75287070
Thanks, PhilsBro. Maybe we'll call up Gurthrie for out next series.

>getting swept by the Pirates at home
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>75287055
That mets logo is fucking atrocious.

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1STROS

What happened to Miggy?

>>75287175
ded, fastball to head

>>75287175
back tightness. Nothing major.

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>NL East relief pitching

>>75287094
How's 3rd place feel?

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>.500

>>75287145
Joe Ross is back right. Hopefully we got Nola or VV against him.

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>tigers bullpen didn't shit the bed for once

Though it must be pointed it out, no matter what Bryce is doing on the plate, the Nationals' bullpen is still a band of immense fuck-ups. Gio was pitching a great game, but then....

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>mfw royals sweep

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>yfw the jays are 2-10

fucking lol

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>>75287113
we can only score runs against the lillies

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Maybe 2018 will be better.

>>75287230
The madman really did it

keked by KC yet again

probably my fault for thinking this series was 3 free wins going in

>>75287234

Same old story. Harper could hit 80 home runs and Scherzer could get 4300 Ks but the bullpen will still blow games.

>>75287160

>Pirates should easily be 6 games under .500
>Now they're back to .500

Another Chicago fire when?

jesus christ lillies you had literally one job

>>75287224
I don't think that they've called him up yet, but they will. Lots of off days so far.

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>mest bullpen
>lillies bullpen

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Will >we ever be good again?

>>75287260

Damn gg no re

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what did they mean by this?

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What did this tripfag mean by this?

THREE TO ONE PIRATES
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>tardinals in the basement

KEK

>>75287293
Thanks for giving us barfs some free wins. Once we are done with the series I hope you win 94 games.

>>75287260
Muh dick is hard.

>>75287276
There are 4374 outs in a season.

>>75287325
y-you too

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>yfw Pierats cuck the Cubicles out of the postseason initiating the 216 year curse

>>75287357

>what are extra innings

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Riddle me this, Jew York

Where is that autistic reds fan that always makes threads laughing at the methinals? I miss those threads.

Why does Kris Bryant look like such a faggy fembot

End divisional play

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>we face phillies at home this week

Okay not too bad actually
This should be good for us

>>75287417
"no"

>>75287407
Because xe is. Trying to prove that xhey can play too, but once xe gets exposed for PED use it'll come tumbling down.

>>75287447
sup DG

>>75287447
He would be a perfect mariner.

>>75287478
DG is a lifelong cubes fan now

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Why do I even bother anymore?

>>75287501
nah i don't believe that, he was so fucking asshurt after the cubs series last year. posted stuff about how arrieta/bryant/rizzo are on steroids for weeks and weeks

>>75287509
your team is rebuilding, what exactly do you expect? You have 5 rule 5 picks and 3 catchers and a guy converting to a pitcher on your roster, are you expecting a winning record or something?

>>75287113
Honestly >we could have won this game and the last if our bullpen wasn't utter shit. I have a feeling that >we will need another person after Familia's extension ends to bridge the 1-2 inning gap between when our starters crap out and when its Familia time.

>>75287518
He's also a mentally unstable piss drinker. His mind was broken after the Cubs bought the League Championship.

>>75287509
Because there is always hope.

>>75287375

cubs losing to the blacks on both sides of the game

based mccutchen

they said heyward was a gold glover. LMAO. he's trash. that idiot nearly threw the ball into the dugout and he was barely mid right

#216

>>75287547
we have salas, blevins, reed, and familia, that's enough. the current problems have only arisen because TC is a retard when it comes to bullpen management and when to pull the starters, and because of the 16 inning game. wouldn't be at all surprised if we sweep the lillies.

>>75287540
>your team is rebuilding

hahaha..

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>>75287589
This should have been a series split
Thursday was a good win
Friday was a give up game with Montero having been first choice to pitch with a tie in the 7th (you can't expect to win a game like that)
Saturday Mets should have won easily but Terry fucked it up
Today Mets got lucky to even get back in it
Should've been a simple split
Terry's fault really

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>>75287509
I have found the secret to winning again. It is going back to pic related.

>>75287260
Benoit literally walked into the dugout

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>indians rotation has the worst ERA
>royals rotation has the best ERA

>>75287589
I'm accounting for the retarded bullpen managment. If you give them anothwr good pitcher to bridge to Familia they are more likely to pick that guy instead of Rubbles.

>>75287658
Also you must wear brown and yellow again.

>lifelongs heading for the exits

BASED Pirates

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no windians

>>75287664
Royals really have a killer rotation.

>>75287683
FUCK YOU

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>>75287664

>>75287664
Their pitching is to die for.

>>75287653
agreed, but you simply can't lose three straight starts by your top 3 starters. that's a recipe for mediocrity
>>75287671
the current inept management is due to familia not being here though. if reed become the 8th inning guy instead of the closer, everyone moves one step back and salas becomes a guy you can use immediately after the starter leaves the game.

>>75287678
Seriously though, why is their logo padres with some waves now? It is stupid.

>>75287683
FUCK YOU

>>75287308
121-106 record

>>75287623
?

>>75287683
F U C K Y O U
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Are the royals, dare i say it, back?

>>75287664
duffy is probably going to win the cy young award this season

>>75287683
FUCK YOU

>>75287765
We will never rebuild. We will never win again.

>There was Matt Dermody, making his 2017 debut and, three home runs later, walking back to the dugout with a 135.00 ERA

This was after 5 shutout innings in AAA. Jesus.

Losing 3/4 to the Marlins
>laughingsluts.png

>>75287811
What's your team?

>>75287779
literally neither of those things is true

>>75287683
fuq y

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>>75287683
>weeaboos on /sp/

>>75287811
whole division is a dumpster fire

>>75287798
Ouch. Nothing quite as bad though as James "257.00 ERA" Shields though.

>>75287798
he was just lobbing meatballs in the strikezone, what did he expect

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TELL ME ABOUT BIRD
WHY SHOULD I HOLD HIM IN FANTASY

>>75287850
Big game james

>>75287234

>>75287276
You understand the Nationals have one of the best bullpens in the NL right? They only lost Melancon. They were actually #2 in the NL behind LA last season. They're still very good. I wouldn't expect a bunch of fucking armchair shitposters to actually do any research beyond reading a fucking shitpost from another fucking idiot stupider than yourself.

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I hope Grimm and Uehara die tonight

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>red sox win

>>75287683
>the mad as fuck autist same-fagging to this post

Don't worry, her smile will return

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>right fielder caught this ball
circle is where it was caught of course

rick is a madman

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>You understand the Nationals have one of the best bullpens in the NL right?

>>75287876
His face is like a cross between Grienke and an anus

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>>75287896
>abusing koji

I will fucking end you chicano, don't you EVER take your anger out on koji again

is spaceman a wizard?
>>75285969
>>75287698

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Good days to be an Orioles fan. Let's win as many as we can now before our lack of a rotation catches up to us.

>>75287933
is this spaceman with his trip off?

>>75287920
>methinals

>>75287933
No I don't go on /r9k/

>>75287947
no

>>75287962
jesus, get a life then man.

>>75287944
um you seem to be forgetting wade "2.45 ERA" miley

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>mfw all these blisters

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>>75287920
>dodgers #1

Thanks for posting.

>>75287973
no

>coming home from cubs game
>on I-94
>wild faggots in vw jettas literally having a big gay dance party out of their windows on changing lanes without a fucking care
>get forced off I-94 somewhere in Lake View because you value your car that cost you more than 200$ and they give a fuck if they hit you
>ominous sounds of a flat tire, hear the rubber flapping on the road
>exit vehicle, immediately hear the permanent ambient ABBA tunes
>it's dark, you see short black tanktops floating in the distance and rainbow-colored lipstick smiling but nothing else
>they're moving in, you get back in the car regardless of what damage you'll do to the wheel
>they've already orgied relentlessly on all the streets around you like black hawk down
>you have to run away, but it's boystown where it's illegal for a straight guy to run away from faggots
>they laugh as you call the police
>"hello thweetie how are youuuuuuu todayyyyy? im thuperrrrrr thankth for athkinggggggggg!"
>you get raped and they force you in their big gay orgy

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>>75287974
> muh sides

My neighbors must be wondering what the hell is so funny

>>75287055
EVERY TIME THAT I LOOK IN THE MIRROR

>the best part about sweeping is we don't have to hear that horrible song

Are the Pittsburg announcers the most based TV announcers?

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GO CUBS GO

>>75287929
>load the bases without recording an out
Take your fucking gook back. I thought he was supposed to be good, but apparently not.

>>75288032
Go White Sox Go!

>>75288028
Toss up between Memeiners, Pierats, and Walgreens
They're all pretty hard to listen to

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>>75288046
>implying koji is why you're getting swept by the pirates

>>75288028
They're also annoying as fuck

>"IT'S A MARTE PARTAY"
but yeah fuck the Cubs, they pissed on the Pirates all last season so this is good. Fuckthem.

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>>75288032
HEY EVERYONE WHAT DO YOU KNOW

THE CUBS AIN'T GONNA WIN NO MO'

>>75288080
This whole fucking bullpen looks like a dumpster fire compared to last year.

>>75288079
I read it as biased btw

>>75288032
24,074 vs 39,422.

15,000 more people would rather see the Cubs lose than the the Who win. Oh, wait the Who lost too.

>>75288103
Last year you had Manfreds help in the NLCS. Fix that bullpen or you're getting swept in 4.

>>75288079
based means good, the shade they were throwing at Northshit was classy

Holy fuck how many bullpens are going to absolutely suck ass today?

>>75288142
They won't even make the playoffs this year.

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>39,422
>The number of lifelongs heading for the exits in the 8th inning

>>75288187
Even the Whos have better attendance than the Cusb.

>>75288144
They're not based. They're also annoying.

>>75288178
They might pull a frisco and actually end up with a losing record the year after ending a draught

are the pirates, dare i say it, good?

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Who /sweep/ here?

>>75288117
I have no problem with local broadcasters being biased. That always seemed like a strange criticism to me.

>>75288226
>get to play so many games against the cubs and NL comedy central

Why is this allowed?

>>75288227
Based pie rats

>>75288269
FUCK YOU

>>75288269
FUCK YOU

>>75288269
FUCK YOU

TOP KEK

>>75288226
>swept by the red sux

>No one realizes Dozier just hit an Inside the Park Home Run

>>75288357
That would require people to actually watch T___s games

>>75288357
Nobody actually gives a fuck. Maybe if he had come to LA we would care. It

>>75288269
FUCK YOU

>>75288357
Error, desu

>>75288269
Please don't

>>75288383
>Anyone cares about LA

>Mr Blister

>>75288414
This general is always an active /dodgers/ discussion 24/7

speaking of LA, is Puig for real? how long will his attention span last this season?

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>tfw your team dresses up for easter

>>75288490
Puig is for real a shit

>Reds truly are far and away the best team in the NL Central

That's fine. Please stay that way.

>>75288466
Interesting

>>75288466
>whos

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>>75287509
Honestly these last 3 games have been what I expected don't feel too down. The boys will pick it up man but this rut against the Braves does hurt a lot

>>75287658
The logo change was unironically the biggest factor in the o's becoming decent again

>>75287509
I guess you at least get to watch the Giants suck this year?

the sunday seattle uni's are elite

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>>75288490
He and Arenado will battle for NL MVP.

Itll be great.

BTW Andrew Miller is done. He isnt in the same caliber as Kenley and Britton anymore.

Say hello to Alex Wood, the new Andrew Miller.

I don't want to hear about Andrew Miller ever again.

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Nats

>>75288592
Keep your chin up, maybe the Barves rebuild finally worked and they're actually good this year. Or maybe the games were scripted so the Braves could at least win some games in their new park to keep ticket sales somewhat reasonable.

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>>75288269

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>all these contending teams having bullpen troubles

>>75288616
is this a joke? The jiants have been bad for years now missing the playoffs with losing records that's also nothing new.

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Is he elite?

>>75288667
t. 2-10

There's basically no T___s fans on /sp/ after last season, right?

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>>75288630
>the new Andrew Miller
Hey buddy, ever heard of Chris Devenski?

>>75288667
t. 2-10

>>75288690
Their trip was posting in game threads last season.

>pissboi """""""""opinions"""""""

>>75288671
He's Kershaw tier on the road. So yes. You put up a 1.65 ERA outside of Coors you're elite. He was legit nasty as fuck against the Giants. Regardless of the Giants being trash he would have had an excellent outting.

>>75288733
>whos

>>75288733
>tfw able to perfectly imagine that sinking feeling when the ball hits the edge of the glove

>>75288733
I know that'll go down as a hit but that is an error

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>>75288733

MAN we looked just as bad as the cubs on that play.

>>75288759
dat bird is so smuk tho

>>75288759
switch the yanks and jays desu

>blow gays
>injuns
>resd
>mest
>lillies
>dads
>rasy
>analslime
>cusb
>jints
>doyers
>whos
>memeiners

>>75288466
>the white sox
That was my favorite episode, the best part is when they refused to firesale

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>>75288707
Im not being ironic. Alex Wood is the new Andrew Miller.

This is a good opuroturnity to bring up will Harris. Homie has an ERA of under 0.60 since June of last year. Will Harris will end the season as a top 5 reliever in baseball.
Ever since that bases loaded ASG performance I was impressed. Why isn't he setting up for Giles? Actually why the fuck isn't Girls setting up for him????

>>75288804
good post

>>75288804
>RAGS

>>75288804
why this list?

>>75288898
all of today's losing teams

>can't lay down a bunt

>>75288898
Eliminated from playoffs.

>>75288712
>>75288683

>getting prospects from desperate teams is some how bad
>americans

>>75288908
but not all are over

>>75288813
Yeah, Harris is my guy. He's the most clutch guy on the whole staff. He just doesn't get rattled by anything. I've said for the last year+ that he should be the closer, because Giles is garbage under pressure. Gregerson should be setting up for Harris.

>>75288944
kek

>>75288943
>giving away your best pitching prospects for a 3 year span of ALCS losses is good
>canadians

What teams have the most hot female fans?

>>75289120
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp

>>75289120
not the cubes thats for sure, everytime they show the crowd there's some ugly ass pajeets

>>75288977
Harris is crazy underrated. Insane peripherals.

Watch for Grant Dayton and him to have HUGE years for relievers. Possibly Alex Wood as I said too.

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Went to the twins game yesterday ama

>>75289120
as a doyer fan who's been around socal, padres "fans" can be pretty hot

>>75289120
Miami or LA

>>75289117
>your best pitching prospect

>matt boyd is a good pitcher
>daniel norris is a good pitcher

what is with the detoilet delusion?

>>75289163
Are those 5$ seats? Because if they're not, you paid too much.

>>75289200
>Noah Syndergaard isn't a good pitcher
>Daniel Norris isn't a good pitcher

what is with the canadian delusion?

>>75289204
Center field, upper deck, paid more for sliders than the seats tbqh

>>75289224
How many rings?

>>75289163
Did they win?

>>75289163
how many people have you slept with

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>>75289204
It looked nice

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You have been visited by the Cutch.

/yourteam/ will hit a home run tomorrow, but only if to respond to this post with "Hello, Cutch!"

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>>75289120
Los Angeles

>>75289163
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives?

>>75289224
syndergaarde wasnt traded in 2015 you dumb cunt

>>75289224
>Daniel Norris isn't a good pitcher
im sure he is good luck with that m8 im sure detoilet wont choke the division yet again, its gonna be different this time

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>19 IP
>20k
>0BB
>0 HR

>>75289319
2402

>>75289340
>3 starts

>>75289340
>0.95 ERA
Its completely unsustainable but its still what it is

>>75289260
Yeah the pitcher only allowed one hit. I couldn't give fuck all about baseball, it was fun though

>>75289364
No just me and the man you tit

>>75289385
Obviously the ERA isn't sustainable but 0 BBs and 0 HRs is A-Ok amigo

>>75289120
Probably Colorado or Minnesota.

Everyone picks ___ cuckifornia team or ____ swampcuba flolrida team, but they are all overly tanned bimbos or mexican chicks.

Minnesota and Colorado are 2 predominantly white states, with low fatness rates. Lots of tight qtpa2ts in those states

>>75289319
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, those seven wives were never his, but here in France, that's how it is.

>>75289151
You might be onto something. This very well could be the year for under-the-radar relievers to make a name for themselves. Pretty exciting tbqh.

>>75289304
You lied to me, my team didn't get a single hit today
I expect double tomorrow

>>75289426
>skinny and white is attractive
the manner in which you said it and the tone in which you dismissed bimbos and Latinas makes me think you're a virgin and frequent r9k.

I fucking love baseball.

>>75289419
Also no wild pitches and no HBP

>>75289497
It's pretty fantastic imo

>>75289500
It's 19 innings. Why don't you take a breath and pray that he makes all 32 starts and doesnt have an elbow issue again

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>>75289500
he only hit 2 batters all last year, so that's not too surprising

>>75289497

This year is making me hate it. When does it get better?

Are the tWINS elite this year?

How much of /mlb/ is going to regret calling them the t_s?

>>75289394
you bamboozled me

>>75289553
He can't even hit a guy. kek.

>>75289558
>rags

>>75289576
I really don't give a fuck. In fact. I'm going to filter twins and all of its variations.

>>75289620
Mad tigshitsfag detected.

>>75289553
based Utley with the 6 RBI game moments after. Was it a grandslam and two rbi? Or was it two homers with 2 men on? Remind me.

>>75289617
based brazil

>>75289635
Not even an AL fan. I just dont see a reason to talk about a team with such little significance to anyone...

>>75289335
Norris is pretty good and only 23 tho

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>Daniel Norris isn't a good pitcher

>>75289670
solo home run early, then grandslam

>>75289553
lol marlins man giving a thumbs up

>>75289757
Thanks leaf but I wanted the weabo to tell me. You got a webm of the salami?

>>75289736
>>75289728
>small sample sizes are exactly indicative of future performance
>norris's 5 bb/9 and 5.0 xFIP is going to be sustainable with a low ERA

do detoilet fans even watch baseball?

>>75289787
Implying I need to listen to some 2-10 nerd kek

>>75289776
we dont have webm tech up north yet

>>75289787
They're watching now but once they slip to third/fourth they'll stop watching again.

>>75289670

The Mets were supposed to be celebrating their 86' World Series that night too.


it was an absolutely based performance

>>75289764
cheeky

>>75289764
marlels man a shit, wasn't even paying attention to the game

got home from work edition dodgers vs dbacks
>>75289901
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>>75289901
>>75289901

wtf? I love old/fat now

>>75289787
So is he a bad pitcher?

>>75289944
He basically said to not use small sample sizes in our arguments but then used a small sample size in his lel

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>>75289904

They threw garbage at him and shit talked him in Cleveland. Now he claims he'll never go back there.

Based Da Land.

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>>75289914
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