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/hoc/ crawshit edition 2017-04-16 08:09:05 Post No. 75286065
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>mild
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on time. impressive.
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>canadian goaltending
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shit edition
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>>75286106
unlike Crawford's reflexes
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>>75286065
>a frog
now it makes sense
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Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
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>>75286113
>rags
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>>75286065
>goaler
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>>75286113
Do you think Lundquist secretly has a crush on Price?
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>>75286173
>secretly
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>>75286173
Lundqvist wants Price to do this to him
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i love to suck girldick and watch hockey baby woo go rangers go
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>>75286174
Case in point, I didn't even notice it hit bump limit
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>>75286113
""""Him"""""
What did he mean by this?
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kek
>0-6
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>>75286239
Is this the end of the Reddithawks???
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>people actually fell for the tortellini meme
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>>75286272
last year was
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Laugh SO HARD at the wild with me /hoc/
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please tell me someone screencapped those kids on NBC
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>>75286315
i'm too busy laughing SO HARD at the "championship caliber" reddithawks having fewer points AS A TEAM than pekka FUCKING rinne
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>>75286328
go discuss cuckporn fetisch somewhere else
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>Calgayry
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What team falls for the Boudreau meme this summer?
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>>75286356
wow how inventive
did you come up with that yourself
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>>75286343
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>>75286315
Laughing SO HARD at any team experiencing unfortunate circumstances
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>>75286356
>Cow gravy
>>75286342
That is also SO HARD worthy but minnesota is the orignal
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>>75286383
>Gal? Nay, ree.
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>>75286389
>>
>""his"" team is down 2-0
kekity kek kek
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>>75286409
no it's not. you must be pretty new
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>>75286445
>his team isn't up 2-0
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>>75286383
came up with it last night when you and your team were getting pozzed faggot lmao
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>>75286409
minnesota wasn't relevant enough to evoke hard laughter when this meme was invented
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You know I heard they recently decided to add more HOPs to it
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>be me
>watching late knight hokkie
>cowfuckers look like might have a chance to win in analslime since wwii
>cucked by their own skate
my sides whent orbiting
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>>75286503
Not sure how they didn't win because the Ducks were playing like dogshit lmao
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>>75286561
Only in the 2nd period desu
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football game is divided into 2 portions
>a half
apehoop game is divided into 4
>a quarter
hockey game is divided into 3
>not "a third"
wtf canada?
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>>75286589
that would make the last period the "third third"
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>>75286589
finland is divided by russia
>karelia
wtf finland?
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>tfw i have a milan lucic nose
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>>75286650
>welcome back to the second third here in the excel energy center
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>>75286714
dude you should see a surgeon about that
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>>75286714
That's a big nose
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What was this expression meant to convey?
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>>75286589
>hockey game is divided into 3
what about OT??????
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>>75286745
>>75286794
no im gonna keep it an remain an uggo habs fan
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>>75286840
overthird
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>>75286803
goo goo ga ga
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>>75286803
fugggg DDDD:
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>>75286840
>First Third
>Second Third
>Third Third
>Other Third
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fuck off craig
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Tell me about this player.
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>Finnish goaltender Pekka Rinne has more playoff points this season than every player on the Chicago Blackhawks combined
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>>75286971
bust
rich famous daddies boy
attitude issues
will never make it in nhl
bust
not part of the golden generation
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>>75286971
>sami kapanen's grandchild now scores in the playoffs
really makes you think
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I still remember last year when Shorks exposed the Pekka and Bloos BTFO Dallas in the final play off games.
It was absolutely glorious
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>>75287024
you mean hannu kapanen?
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>>75287046
>both game 7s
>both utter blowouts
was fuckin great
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>>75287046
That was Weber's fault not Pekka's.
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>>75287080
yes
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It was nice of the Caps to give trana a pity win last night but they won't win another game
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so what id be fellas
mustard
or ketchup
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>>75287150
kepsutti
feeliks of course
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mild getting memed on
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Laughing SO HARD
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>The city of the state of hockey
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>>75287162
I can tell your low IQ based on your condiment choices
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>>75287214
t. rantahurri
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>>75287235
I can tell your low IQ based on the fact that you aren't a rantahurri
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>>75287270
t: espoolainen
>>75287235
t: oululainen
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>>75287124
*blocks your path*
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>>75287364
>the color of this microphone from year 2016
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>>75287124
Why did this guy become a meme? Normie humor is so hard to understand
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>>75287340
Got me.
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>>75287414
got me too tbqh
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is this the most patrician pp setup?
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>>75287455
>2 below the goal line
how many shorties are you planning on giving up?
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>>75287513
0 cuz we'll score every tiem
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>Swedish """"""""delicacies"""""""""
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>>75287536
that's not arab semen
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This bald fuck comes up to you and takes your pen and writes all over your paper.
What do you do?
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>>75286971
why does he wear the visor
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>>75287574
>le ebin dart man xDDDD
yes we know its all the talk of reddit today. how about you go back there fucko?
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B U L J U
U
L
J
U
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>>75287455
Diamond for talent (McDavid, Crosby, etc)
Umbrella for grit grinders (Simmonds, Wheeler, etc)
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https://mobile.twitter.com/NinoBrownskin_/status/853704554164219905/video/1
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>>75287536
Kalles kaviar is god tier though
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>>75287606
How would you know that unless you went on Reddit too?
Both of you go back, faggots
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>>75287606
>getting mad
>at memes
look I'm sorry your team lost mate but no amount of anger will change that
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>>75287609
HAPPENING
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>>75287564
"Oh, S-sorry" and slouch my shoulders
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>>75287634
fake as fuck
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>>75287634
obviously fake
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>>75287680
>>75287695
http://fox8.com/2017/04/16/cleveland-police-search-for-suspect-who-killed-man-live-on-facebook/
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>he doesnt use the official credit card of the nhl
LMAOing at all of you plebs desu
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>>75287634
>Steve Stephens
white male confirmed
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Why do thy yotes have Pronger under contract when he hasn't played since 2012 and is 42 years old
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>>75287270
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>>75287536
>Kanadians Kan't handle Kalles Kaviar
lemao
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>>75287800
because if he officially retires he doesn't get the money
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>>75287800
The same reason they have Datsyuk's contract, the Yotes have one goal and one goal only: reach the salary floor.
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>>75287609
there is only room for one finnish hero in this playoffs.
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>>75287843
what a handsome man
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>>75287634
upset jackets fan
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>>75287883
looks like the typical genetic anomaly that some finnish broad shit out of her vagina
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>2017
>he doesn't have a Bog Cut
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>>75287950
quick rundown?
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>>75287634
White males need to be exterminated
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why doesn't every team just pile 5 guys in front of the net on defense?
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>>75288034
Why doesn't a team just hire every player that can score 40 goals
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>>75287950
What happened to their faces
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>>75287986
>white male
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>>75288034
The other team would just take slapshots at them until they die
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>>75288093
Benefitted from white privilege living in a red state. Plus throw in a bad environment and no gun control.
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https://videopress.com/embed/bbnw58EO?hd=0&autoPlay=0&permalink=0&loop=0
SOMEONE STOP HIM
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>>75288034
they would never get out of defense
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>>75288154
Now this is shitposting
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>>75288163
I want to see the murders not this blogging
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>>75286561
The curse is real
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kek it never ends in poolumbus
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Preds are a massive refpuckbabby team
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>>75288456
shorks are another refpuck heavy team
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Dubnyk has been making some some saves. Too bad his teammates are shit.
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>Canadian offence
>Finnish goaltending
How can anyone else compete?
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>>75288456
>only 1 pp goal and it was in garbage time
>penalties committed against them regularly ignored, but any borderline play that they commit is called correctly
?
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>>75288499
>only has a 1% save percentage
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yfw face when (your face when face when) pens repeat
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chuckling FAIRLY FORCEFULLY at the mild
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>>75288805
>(your face when face when)
kys yourself
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>the wild are a great team
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mild ruining my bracket
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>>75288904
Why would you pick them after the last several weeks they had?
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>>75288904
tell me about it nigga
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laughing
S O H A R D
O
H
A
R
D
at the wild
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>>75288523
>giving (You)'s to blackcocks fans
come on man
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God damn it. Playoffs seem to be our kryptonite. Not a fun situation.
Gonna go out for a walk... Clear my head... Getting pissed off.
GG Blues.
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>the absolute state of mini soda
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>>75288928
>only getting one first round series correct in the west
Hearty lel
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>>75288928
>NYR over PIT
what the fuck
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>>75288970
calgary isn't winning bruh
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>both teams with meme streaks are going to get swept
comfy playoffs tbqh
>>75288928
you're supposed to pick the winners not the losers
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I haven't watched the whole series but it really seems like minneosta has dominated all elements of the game besides the scoresheet. Is Allen the difference maker here or is Minnesota just fucking up?
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>>75288928
>that bracket
Absolutely disgusting
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>>75288982
He's talking about the sharts
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lol what the fug :D
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tfw flawless bracket.
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>>75288805
yfw face when (your face when face when) pens choke
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>PONGS
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Blues on the verge of a sweep thanks to Alex the Steen Engine.
I'm gonna need to go out for a dart...
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>marc andre fleury
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>penguins
LMFAO
M
F
A
O
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>pongs
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>Jackets score before the game thread goes up
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Marc Andre Pooey
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>>75288993
Pretty much what you described. Jake Allen is steeling games
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Holy shit is this the fastest goal ever?
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>>75288993
I think Allen only stole the first game. The Wild just don't have it right now. They have been losing for a while coming into this series.
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literally nobody cares enough about these teams to make a game thread?
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>mc flurry
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Damn. That really was a great hockey game. The fact that the Blues hung in there during the last period and a half is a testament to the Blues D corps and, especially, Jake Allen.
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>pongs
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https://twitter.com/NHL/status/853732756047704065
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Having a HEARTY chuckle at the expense of the Minnesota Wild
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WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Where's the blue jackets pongs thread? SCAAAAAAR
>>
TED
I LOVE YOU MAN
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Shitpost all you want but at the end of the day I was a Minnesota high school hockey champion in 2007 and no greentext will ever take that from me
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>>75289047
let's face it, we're all waiting for habs-rags
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>>75289047
I didn't even know there was another game on right now. Forgot about CNBC.
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>>75289047
it's funnier to laugh at >pongs in the general
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11 seconds in 1-0
Pittsburgh in charge of goaltending
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>>75289015
>edmonton in the cup
wew, you sure did blow it.
They won't even come out of the pacific, let alone get past the central in the WCF.
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take that, MOC from HOC
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>>75289015
>Shitcago
>flawless
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>>75289070
>chubbs on suicide watch
be nice to him
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>>75289070
The two central series so far show that defense wins championships, It's weird though how Allen and Rinne suddenly woke up.
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Allen probably has the best goalie coaching out of anyone - Ty Conklin and Brodeur
Hope he's not a three-season wonder like most goalies
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>he still thinks that's Jake Allen in the bloos net
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>>75289109
>Ty Conklin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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pongs were just toying with them
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>>75289139
>>75289139
>>75289139
pongs - jacks
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Very good Jackets, very good
HOWEVER
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GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY JAKE DA SNAKE GUENTZEL
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No game thread?
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>>75289109
Jake Allen is the best goaler in the post season after being ranked as one of the worst before the games were played.
Good for him desu.
>inb4 Rinne fags
The blackcocks are horrible and shutting them out is easy. Allen is playing better despite not having shut outs.
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>>75289146
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wtf... this is pol shit. What the fuck is wrong with that guy just shooting some old man? I didn't need to see this shit.
>>
is rask elite
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>>75289106
It's not sudden. Both Rinne and Allen have been good for a month or so. You just weren't paying attention.
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>>75289175
Never met a nigger before?
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>>75289176
>finnish goaltending
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what the fuck is happening with the white balance on CNBC?
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bonino btfo
how many players will the pongs have left round 2?
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PITTSBURGH IS THE GREATEST CITY GO PENS!!
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>fleury
IT WAS 1-1!
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>>75289175
Get bogpilled son. That's how things are.
>>
CAM THE MAN
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>PONGS!
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>fleury getting exposed
good
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>pongs
>floory
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>>75289183
Good to know, I didn't follow the last stretch of the playoff race in central, was too focused on the east.
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>>75289239
VEGAS
E
G
A
S
>>
atkinson hattrick when?
>>
Minnesota Mild lost, ergo, they won.
>>
if fleury had literally just stood still that would've been an easy save. why does he do this poke check meme every time?
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>tfw perfect bracket
>tfw I didn't put my real name down, called myself Jeb Bush or something from Ass St., Milwaukee
>tfw I lose out on those Golden Knights tickets
REEEEEEEE
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>>75289214
diversity is our greatest strength
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>>75289269
>oilels
>ruins
nice """"bracket"""" jeb
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>>75289269
Don't worry, Preds will beat the Ducks and Pongs anyway so you wouldn't win shit
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>disappearing puck
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>FL3URY
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>Flurby
>pongs
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>ref trying everything they got to rigged it for pongs
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>Ponglets
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>that goal
>Fleury
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>fl3ury trying to hide the puck
cheeky
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>>75287747
*rolls up in crv*
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>ever doubting the BJs
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fleury's save pct tonight is now .500
.500
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>>75289311
>Preds pls
Ducks are winning thr cup tho
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was Marc Andre Flower ever good?
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>>75289355
>driving a honda
DELTE THIS RIGHT NOW
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>tfw did my bracket on Post It notes so even though I have the winner correct (Ducks beat Bruins for da cup) nobody will believe me
Although the central totally JUSTed my bracket anyways
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>>75289389
My only wrong series so far has been mild and bloose
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There's the Fleury we all know. Now, who the fuck is Tristan Jarry?
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i think i had too much to eat at the folks' for easter, i'm feeling very sleepy.
tell me a bedtime story /hoc/ :3
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>>75289389
>ruins in the Stan Lee
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>3-1 already
Pongs on suicide watch
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reminder that the Wild overpaid in a meaningless trade for Hanzal
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>>75289444
Shut the fuck up faggot, I'll slit you're throat neck
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>>75289422
Want to hear about my first STI?
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>>75288578
kek, never noticed that
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>pongs right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbgGIy3kKiM
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>yfw yeo is actually a good coach
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>>75289468
rude
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>>75289444
Reminder that the >mild over paid for a shitty defenceman and his butt buddy
>>75289488
>tfw he was being held back by the >mild
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>>75289468
wow rude
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>1-1
>leave room to put dinner in the oven
>come back
>3-1
is this going to be a meme game?
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>>75289422
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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>>75289444
Wild have done NOTHING wrong except for come across a goalie who will be busted with 100mg of Adderall in his bloodstream by months end
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>>75289488
This, now that he has a team with real talent he's succeeding. Very smart man.
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>>75289488
no one thought he was bad while he was with the mild though
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>>75289508
I don't like this story very much.
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>>75289523
more so the team is committed to his system and plays it the whole game
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>mild
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>>75289538
it's probably too reddit for you
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>>75289510
>chubbs absolutely SEETHING
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>>75289508
/r/prequelmemes is that-a-way kiddo
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>ruins
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That swede was drunk as fuck
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>hear about "dart" guy
>see some fag with facepaint and a cigarette
>dont get the dart part
>find out dart means cig in canada
fuck off canada
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>>75289593
sorry
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Series is over. Even if mild win the next 3 they still have to play a game 7
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Boudreau said Wednesday has to be treated like a Game 7. #mnwild
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>>75289508
reddit: the post
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>>75289631
smokin darts and breakin hearts is one of the best canadian past times
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>>75289651
>it'll be the last game if we don't win
wow what an elite hockey mind
>>
>>75289650
At home
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>>75286803
>"dam, the Ducks really COULD have won another cup by now if I hadn't been there"
Something like that.
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>swede family comes with an arab
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>>75289665
>tfw to inteligent too coach
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>>75287841
They don't have datsyuk anymore tho
>>
Just took a cheeky Crosby la
Should I post pics?
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>Mild
WEW
>>
>MILD
What went so wrong?
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>>75289752
Hard to win when you don't have any legitimate star players
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>>75289702
how do i become a coach? i wanna lead >my team to glory
>>
I, personally, am chuckling quite heartily at the unfortunate situation that the hockey club known as the Minnesota Wild find themselves in.
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>>75289695
this picture aroused me
>>
What if we increased the size of the net by 35% and shrunk pads to the smallest possible size?
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STOP SCORING ON US OR IM TELLING MR BETTMAN ON YOU
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>>75289752
management decided that having no elite goal scorers is a good idea
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>>75289770
Isn't Suter elite?
What about that Parise guy?
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>>75289746
sure
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>>75289695
>NOW_THIS_IS_ASKING_FOR_IT.jpg
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>>75287841
https://www.capfriendly.com/teams/coyotes
yotes are literally at the ceiling
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MARC YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOALIE SO STOP LETTING GOALS IN OR IM TAKING THE PUCK AND GOING HOME
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>>75288499
Baldzlaf lookin' pretty GOAT this playoffs.
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>>75289803
they used to be but not by the time they ended up on the Mild
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>>75289792
we know
>>
took a slippery mcdavid earlier tbhwymqf
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>>75289846
>Flim Flams
Means nothing.
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Will he please shoot Ted from Akron
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>>75289860
You oilcucks are a fucking joke, the way you talk it's almost like your garbage franchise wasn't out of the playoffs for 11 fucking years
Can't wait to see you get rekt at the shark tank
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>>75289849
Are the Wild the retirement team for Minnesota/USA NTDP players? The same way Florida is a retirment team for everyone else?
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HOW CAN YOU LET THEM GET SO MANY GOALS ON US
WHY ARENT YOU GIVING ME MORE POWERPLAYS
>>
these playoffs suck
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>>75289918
I'm starting to think this too
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>>75289860
>implying Getzlaf isn't ELITE
555-cmon-now
>>
>>75289860
We'll see, he still looks strong in every part of the game right now.
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>>75289918
they are quite good actually
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>>75289900
this tbqhwyf
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>>75289925
>4 first round sweeps
are we turning into niggerhoop?
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>>75289900
>this much butt hurt
11 years well worth it.
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NOOOOOOOOO WE CANT LOSE
MOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>75286389
Only multiracial children I will ever raise are the elite athlete sons that come as a result of me colonizing a beautiful negress.
>>
Predictions?
Jackets > Pongs
Rags > Habs
Oilers> Shorks
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>>75289900
ahahaha stay mad fag boi
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>tfw you gave the mild too much credit
"state" of "hockey"
this makes me so happy
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>>75290010
oops
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why does /hoc/ love the sunbelt teams so much?
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>>75289913
"Don't worry kid. We've got to give their fans something to cheer about. You know very well what you signed up for on the last lockout. Teams like the BJs need a little boost to keep this experiment afloat. Don't worry, you'll still win the series."
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>>75289992
bit late for this
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WHY ARENT YOU LETTING ME SCORE
GARY THEY ARENT LETTING ME SCORE ON THEM
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>>75290050
Aren't there more pongs fans there than blue jackets?
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>>75290044
We don't. Gary hired some reddit cucks to post about the sunbelt teams here.
>>
>>75290037
jeez man, thats just so wrong
like im a coilers fan but i seriously doubt we'll make the conference final
also gg selecting 3 teams to win that are going to be swept
>>
>>75290080
yeah, but pongs fans won't give up just because they won the series 4-1 or 4-2 instead of sweeping it.
>>
Pongs are probably on the phone with Unkie Bettman right now.
>>
>>75289967
>>75290002
Not really a lot to be mad about seeing as your franchise has done jackshit
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>>75290064
Yeh I know, forgot about the clock, just showed up
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OWW
WHO TOUCHED ME
WHO WAS IT
FINE IM GOING HOME AND YOURE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY ANYMORE
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>>75290089
They've dominate the Sharks so far, and that's with some serious refpuck. Ducks are overrated as well. There is a legit chance they make it to the conference finals. Considering the shit show over in the Central, they might even make it to the finals.
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>>75290128
youre just seething right now
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>>75290148
You're delusional.
>>
Cam Atkinson will win the Conn Smythe
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>>75290147
>>75290069
>>75290050
>>75289969
>>75289913
>>75289845
>>75289794
>>
>>75290148
>Dominate
Its been even at best you stupid fuck. Being out of the playoffs so long has really made these Coilers fans delusional af.
>>
>>75290147
>>75290069
>>75290050
>>75289913
>>75289845
>>75289794
Crosbyposting is patrician as fuck
>>
>>75290160
>L-look mom I posted it again xD
No one is mad at the Coilers, there's nothing there to be mad about. How retarded are you people to not realize that? Wew
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>>75290069
he's barily opened his mouth at all.
It's actually pretty concerning.
>>
should I change to ragshabs or keep watching this game? literally couldn't care less about the pongs or whatever this other team is supposed to be but there were a lot of goals 1st period
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>>75289139
get in for rags habs
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>>75290148
we just need to believe :)
like i want to believe we can pull another 2006 style run out of our asses, but i still have PTSD from the last 10 years of bullshit, and i cant see us go from basement to finals in one year. oh well.
Go Oilers?
>>
budroo looked like he was about to cry in that interview
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>>75290246
he always looks like that
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>>75290226
Coilers 2006 run was entirely fueled by getting easy opponents and getting very lucky
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YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL I CANT BELIEVE MY MOM INVITED YOU TO BE ON MY TEAM
STOP LOOKING AT ME
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>>75290089
i dont watch the west at all
>>
based canadian anti-crysby poster
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>>75290265
You're not alone
Its funny most of the morons here barely watch any hockey outside their own team but conveniently find a way to have opinions on all players and teams.
>>
>>75290257
>presidents trophy winning redwings
>>
>>75290257
ironically enough two of those teams are San Jose and Anaheim :^)
>>
>>75290295
I wish that hongxouvetite would trip up so I could filter it. Its the same hongxouvetite that does the Canes relocation posting
>>
>>75290307
also this
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>People yelling during national anthem
Fucks sake
>>
>>75290310
Oilels can't beat Anaheim, that series would be over in 4 games, don't even get your hopes up.
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>>75290261
This fuels my hate boner
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DONT EVER SCORE AGAIN MALKIN
IM THE STAR
IM THE CAPTAIN
MARIO SAID IM THE BEST
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>>75290346
They are this delusional after 11 years of no playoffs. kek
>>
>"oh say can you see"
>is blind
>"what so proudly we held"
>until country went down the drain
>"rockets red glare"
>won't even win an nba championship
>"flag was still there"
>implying anyone want it anyway
>"land of the free, home of the brave"
all of my keks
>>
Dart guy got tickets to games 3 and 4. How many fans try to follow his lead to get free tickets?
>>
that pig chick in new york butchered both anthems
>>
>>75290331
>americans in charge of being classy
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>>75290411
are the maple laffs that desperate for some viral marketing that they cling to a guy with a cigarette in his mouth
almost as pathetic as the blues giving tickets to that black guy because he tweeted about hockey
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>>75290375
it's "hailed"
go back to english class, abdul
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>>75290469
>unironically correcting a swede when american posters have by far the worst english of all
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Is there any possible way for >my flimmies to get back in the series? That loss last night took away my last bit of enthusiasm
>>
>>75290533
no, better start bandwagoning the oilers
>>
Columbus is getting swept
>>
>>75290533
YOU CAN'T WIN HERE
>>
>>75290533
They could get a couple of wins, but they have no realistic chance. They need to win a game in Anaheim and they are apparently too proud to hire a curse breaker.
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>>75290508
the abduls, joses, etc in america need to go english class too, of course
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>>75290548
Even as flamerfag, I have absolutely nothing against the Oilels. But bandwagoning is for faggots, senpai
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>>75290533
>(you)
>cant win here
Pick both
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Last digit is how many games anahiem/calgary goes to. If >7 i will reroll
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>>75290700
good post
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>>75290700
No magic 8 ball, i didnt ask how many calgary will win in anaheim
Reroll
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>Frank Mahovlich
>Peter Mahovlich
>Matt and Mark Pavelich
>Joe Sakic
>Milan Lucic
>Marc Adouard Vlasic
Odd how Croatia or Serbia have no notable NHL players but there are quite a few notable players of Yugoslavian decent
>>75290700
kek
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>>75290724
>4
Sweep confirmed
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>>75290700
kek
>>
>>75290455
At least the black guy had some funny tweets
>>
>shot nearly goes in off the pipe
>LUNDQVIST WITH THE REDIRECT!!
>LUNDQVIST WITH ALL THE ANSWERS!
Fuck these commentators.
>>
anyone have a bruce poodreau JUST picture?
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>>75290862
Glad >we finally cut the cancer out
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>canadian teams average 10 PIM per game
>amerifat teams average 5 PIM per game
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>>75290861
You realize they don't get the best view of the game spmetimes right? Sperglord
>>
>columbus
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>>75290911
>what is a booming metallic noise
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>>75290904
So Canadian teams more routinely put themselves at a disadvantage. What's your point fag
>>
>>75290904
guessing most of that is Calgary, shitty goon team
>>
>"The State of Hockey
>Bruce Boudreau
>Getting Swept
O I AM LAFFIN.
>>
montreal gonna get shutout
>>
Phil Kessel just murdered a Blue Jacket lol.
>>
>just a bunch of circlejerkong oilcucks and a couple American posters who show up when their teams are playing
>/Hoc/ ""general""
Pathetic
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>>75290952
This. Fuck Calniggry
>>
>>
>>75291002
hockey on /sp/ is cancer
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>>75290949
go away gary
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>>75290128
>B-b-but I'm not mad
>McDavid is overrated
>MCSECONDARY
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>>75291041
>>75291048
Its the same dozen or so posters it just says a higher number because they alternate between PC and phone posting
Pathetic
>>
name an arena worse than msg
protip you cannot
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>>75291090
I have 4 computers pumping out shit every 60 seconds just to make it look like there's a lot of finns who care about kendo
>>
Extended cut of the >flim flams bashing from last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61TE4H3cRXI
>why are we even doing this? It's going to be all Leafs
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>>75291087
iktf
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>>75290176
>you stupid fuck
So mad...must be a vanpooper fan.
>checks the bracket
oh shit, or a flames fan.
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>>75291124
*honk* *honk*
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>>75291133
What did they mean by that? It didn't relate to their ranting at all.
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>>75290346
>can't beat Anaheim
Why? This isn't the same team from years past. Ducks are also not the same team. Case in point, season series 3-2 Oilers.
>>
>>75291165
I think they're talking about highlight packages or post-game stuff.
>>
>>75291218
>season series 3-2
there's no 3v3 in the playoffs
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>>75291087
Nobody gives a shit that you won mcmeme lmao one player cant win shit
>>75291154
I am a flames fan just pointing out how delusional and moronic your fanbase is. 11 yrs out of the playoffs and you stupid fucks think you'll make it to the finals. What a joke.
Worst fanbase and it's not close. Vanpoopers is 2nd worst.
>>
>>75291218
Where have you been? They are literally cursed and cannot win in Anaheim. That means they can't win the series.
>>
>>75291233
Just seemed a bit random.
>HAmilton is a fucking retard Reeee he's dumb as fuck
>Ah nvm it's going to be all leafs
>>
>>75291290
Are ypu thinking of calgary m8? He's saying edmonton
>>
>>75291323
You've never been sitting around on your break and switch from complaining about your co-workers to complaining about whatever project you're doing?
>>
>>75291328
yeah I'm dumb
Ducks would need to get at least one of Fowler and Vatanen back to beat the Oilers
>>
>>75291328
Either way he's right
Oilcucks are delusional as fuck to think they will even beat the sharks. One playoff win in 11 years and theyre already talking about SCF
>>
If last digit is 7 the Wild beat the Blues in 7.
Anything else their season is over
>>
>>75291368
No they don't, they still have an advantage on the blueline
>>
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>>75291407
chekd
>>
>>75291407
Not even the power of digits can save the mild from an inevitable sweep in 4
>>
>>75291407
Impressive
>>
>He doesn't have at least one semi-distant family member who played in the NHL
>>
>>75291368
Just play Lindholm 30 mins a game til you get them bCk
Coilers best Dmen are all soft as fuck
>>
>>75291407
I believe
>>
>>75291407
>st poois bloos
>>
>>75291407
>implying the Minnesota Mild™ are subject to meme magic and arent gonna be swept by the bloos
>>
>>75291288
Here's the thing. McDavid isn't alone. The oilers have Draisatl, Eberle, Lustic, Talbot. And McDavid makes them better
>>
>>75291368
Fowler should be back just in time to be desu and the young talent is actually good enough even if he wasnt. Anaheim maybe a small market but they're deep.
>>75291397
I agree, I think Anaheim wins it this year desu. I also think the sharks beat the oilers in 7
>>
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>>75291407
Oh mama I love the NHL playoffs
>>
>>75291466
>he didn't play in the nhl
lmao @ ur pleb lyfes
>>
If last digit is 1-9 than blues sweep wild in 2 days if not minnesota comes back
>>
>>75291504
dont forget about Maroon and our new meme Kassian
>>
>>75291504
>Soft second line winger
>Second line goon
>Mcmeme babby
>Above average goalie
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>
>>75291504
McMeme is the only threat there tbqh. Shorks in the later periods of game 1 gave everyone the gameplan. Those players are irrelevant once you shut down McMeme.
>>
dubs and a canadian team wins the cup
>>
>>75291507
did you watch game 2? The oilers completely dominated and figured out the sharks. The sharks literally did not know what to do. Hence the blowout and shutout
>>
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>>75291288
>Nobody gives a shit that you won mcmeme lmao one player cant win shit
SO. MUCH. BUTT HURT.
>>
If evens Sharks beat the Oilers tonight
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>>75291600
fuck you pekka
>>
>>75291600
You need at least 23 consecutive dubs to make that miracle happen
>>
>>75291600
Evens for Montreal
Odds for Edmont
Doubles for Calgary
Trips for Toronto
>>
>>75291288
The West is a joke this year. The Oilers have just as much chance as anybody else.
Just because the Flames are shit, don't drag down the only canadian team with a chance at making it out of the first rnd. Stupid Salty fuck.
>>
>>75291615
If evens shorks lose tonight but win series
>>
>>75291655
>:(((((((((((((((((((((((
>>
>>75291397
Except the Sharks can't even win when gifted pp after pp, and the Oilers literally beat them short handed.
Sharks are shit whenever Burns is off the ice, and can barely put on any pressure if Pavelski isn't out there. Hansen is basically the 2nd best forward, which is saying enough.
>>
>>75291658
The west is legit better than the east its just not the normal names that are good
>ducks
>preds
>shorks
Teams with a chance of making finals
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This guy rolls up in his white van and grabs your child
How do you respond?
>>
>>75291693
whoever wins oilels/sharts going to the scf imo
>>
>>75291579
Whereas with the Sharks, everyone is irrelevant no matter who you shut down.
>>
>>75291717
Nah ducks plow through either one. Wcf will be ducks/preds
>>
>>75291705
yell HUOMENTA PEKKA
>>
>we are the 5th line
alright, im rooting for the pens now
>>
>>75291693
>shorks
No. Ducks and Preds are probably the best, but they are still weak compared to past years. Ducks barely have any depth and their defense is highly overrated. Preds are one chimp out away from blowing up, and i wouldn't count the Hawks out of that series just yet.
>>
>>75291717
WHAT!?
Didn't you hear? The Ducks are >our team this year. No matter what, the Ducks are going to win because literally nobody is cheering for them.
>>
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>>75291763
Ducks have possibly the 2nd best depth in the playoff right now. Pens maybe better. Theyre D is goat if they can stop getting injured by dirty calganiggers.
>>
>>75291705
does anyone know why puljuarvi only played in the AHL this season?
>>
>>75291794
> nobody is cheering for them.
There's a big crowd of pretty hostile people in the flames-ducks /hoc/ threads.
>>
>>75291850
he wasn't getting much ice time and it's better for his development to play full games in the AHL than sit on the bench in the NHL
>>
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>>75291855
/we/ are only hostile because calgary is a bunch of dirty faggots trying to inure everyone.
>>
>>75291717
Nah, Preds or Blues
>>
>>75291850
Basically what >>75291879 said.
But I don't know how good for his development it will be. He is literally playing with a bunch of grinders down there, so he probably isn't learning very good playmaking skills. Hopefully he gets more edge to his game though, learns how to use his size, and figures out some English.
>>
>>75289311
if preds make it past chicago I'll be pleasantly surprised. They've choked too many times for me to get my hopes up.
>>
>>75291899
Nah preds or ducks
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who /leafs/ here?
>craps
>>
>watching bill make a blue line pass and hustling to cover a potential blunder at the center blue
holy fuck, fuck my team
>>
>>75291924
I think it will be good if he gives it his all. He needs physical conditioning more than anything else. He's play style relies on being bigger or stronger than his opponents which was no longer true when the kid was put against NHL veterans with 10+ years of professional conditioning.
>>
Why is the farm system so shit in the NHL?
>>
>>75291705
Offer him a Bonaqua strawberry
>>
>yfw a good ol minnesota boy leads the pens to a repeat
>>
If the Pens lose, Kippers has never had a white boy cock in her ass.
>>
>>75292346
>her
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lmaoing so hard at Poo Jackets fans now
Hows that """""vezina-tier"""""" goalie working out?
>>
>>75292368
Don't be rude. It's not Bob's fault his team is a meme
>>
>rags
>>
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>Shorks
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>>75292564
>The only good shark is a dead shark!
Would you like to know more?
>>
>>75292564
>>75292599
samefag
>>
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can't wait for the hawks to get swepped
>>
blue is a beta color which is why blue colored teams never win
>>
>>75292397
meme teams dont get swept LMAO AT YOU PEDOSOTA
>>
>>75292653
hes so fucking ugly. it sucks that hockey can never have a real 'face of the league'
>>
>>75292653
the butthurt is strong in this anon
>>
btw folks, every time the jackets win, there are streamers
>>
>>75292632
No.
Kys.
>>
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>>75292680
we already have a beautiful superstar anyway
>>
>>75292653
>just ugly enough to turn me on
fuck
>>
>>75292657
This. The last blue team to win was the lgbtning
>>
Is Call Gary a meme team like the Mild and Poo Jackets?
>>
>>75292657
red is the alpha color
>>
>>75292657
So Black, yellow, and red are the only alpha/goat colors?
Germany sucks at hockey though.
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>>75292657
damn the rangers are gunna get swept in 5
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>>75292704
She looks like a man, in both pics.
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>>75292653
>homely girl
eww
>>75292704
that's more like it
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>>75292741
black is a color for tryhards
yellow is the color of fear
white and red are the goat colors
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go pens!!!!!1!!!!1
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>>75292680
McDavid is beautiful in every facet of his existence.
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Who scores OT winners?
Penguins it will be Crosby
Poo Jackets it will be Atkinson hatty
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>>75292790
im sorry i thought you said you like penis
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Is Finland finally ready to acknowledge the immense skill of Lehkonen?
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>>75292632
t. That one Canadian sharks fan
Atleast bring some bants you fucking bandwagoner
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>>75292782
>white and red are the goat colors
t. USA cuck
How's our superior semen tasting?
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>>75292807
BJs, Dubois.
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did joe thorton say something bad or why are they giving out statements of his attitude?
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>>75292884
what the FUCK do you mean
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>>75292934
idk they're reading out a statement by the coach on NBC how joe grew up in an era when things were said different etc.
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>>75292366
Yes, Kips is a chinawoman, what are you implying?
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>bettman assuring the hurricanes are staying in carolina
Hmm now where have i heard this before
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>>75292991
Bettman wanted them to stay. Noone else did
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>>75292962
maybe a fat bearded guy from reddit heard a pro athlete say a slur and made an epic tweet about it
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>>75292991
The difference is that the owner wants to keep the Hurricanes there, he's just old so he needs a succession plan because his kids don't want the team
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make a new thread you underage normie cuck redditfaggos
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>>75292991
teams with cups get to stay
teams without cups get relocated to dallas
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>>75293115
Shut your gaping chink whore mouth
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>>75293138
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>>75293159
>6 posts late
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>>75293168
>>75293159
you incpompetent niggerfaggots
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>>75292991
There is playoff hockey and youre shitposting about relocations.
Just how obsessed are you fag? Must be a Vanpooper or Jest fan with nothing else to do
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>>75293223
What's the point of Vancouver?
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