Texas Rangers @ Seattle Mariners Official Game Thread

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MARINERS!

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Rags

Happy Easter Seattle

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>>75285544
happy easter texas
hoping for more of this desu

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>>75285644
rude

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>>75285732
i meant it in the nicest way possible

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>>75285494
MARINERS!

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>>75285795
have an anime girl space
use whatever springerdinger powers you have to get us a cruz missile and complete the sweep

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>>75285887
Cruz already knows how to hurt the rangers, my friend.
I'm giving all my power to Haniger and Motter. And it's extra power today since Stros/A's got rained out, so y'all had best use it well.

>>75285768
you got one of these from one of those Hamels "starts" he had against yall in September last year?

that shit was really a giant red flag in hindsight

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Happy Easter everyone

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>>75285979
this is the last one i have
dont remember which games any of these came from

the rags fan(s) in here are being pretty decent; respect to y'all. hope it stays like that all season.

>>75285969
>that was literally a world series winning play if he had caught it
rmyt

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>>75286088
rags fans seem decent outside of their terrible trips

>>75286088
don't worry I'm sure the shitposter will be here soon

Silver boot series gonna be lit this year

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Hey M's bros. did anyone get out this morning and enjoy the nice weather before the game? I played golf and some basketball.

RUIZ WITH THE LEGS

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>>75286137
a cute

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>>75286232
its been raining all morning where i live

>>75286175
I'm ready for it to be less one-sided, and I really think this is the year that starts. Also having the whole first month of the season to settle in before playing y'all will be a big difference maker for us, I imagine.
Know the one thing the Dallas area has that I'm jealous of? Babe's chicken.

DAMMIT!

>>75286308
Bum deal bro. the sun is giving me vitality like Superman

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>>75286232
I actually just woke up, was at a bonfire into the wee hours of the morning.

Hamels cambio looking niiiice

>>75286311
I don't know why but the salad at Babe's is my favorite thing there. It's so simple but a really good contrast to all the fried shit you're eating

LOOPER
O
O
P
E
R

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CRUZ GRENADE

RUNS!

>>75286458
>dat homemade dressing
HNNNNGGG
Also the molasses biscuits make a man wanna cry.
Even if the chicken weren't a factor at all, it would still be great.

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hawaiian sweet rolls or regular rolls for a ham sammich lads?

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>>75286543
Sweet

always sweet

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>>75286543
Felix says SWEET SUNDAY

That was some truly >rags tier outfield play, goodness gracious

fug

>>75286715
hope you come through on those haniger and motter homers

Well, I guess we should put our brooms away.

Iwakuma, you turd.

I gotta say, the M's Sunday unis are a fantastic look. They should make them their regular home uniform imo

wtf le glass korean did something

>>75286535
true

I also can never resist the green beans that fried chicken places all prepare the same way

>>75286796
The grease is the key. Those green beans are the least healthy vegetables you could eat in their natural form, but dang does that grease do a number

>>75286777
>>75286785
Oh, did I not mention the meme magic I was bringing is of the comeback variety?

>>75286785
only 2 runs buddy

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>>75286787
I really like them, but they need names on the back.

>>75286849
I was in most of the M's Astros threads, so yeah, I've seen your meme abilities. As long as Kuma keeps it close, anything can happen.

As far as M's jerseys go, I think I'm finally going to get a Teal Hernandez jersey, then I'm going to find a cream Cano, Seager or Hammerin' Haniger.

>>75286897
True, then they'd be flawless

>>75286913
I'll bring out my signature meme boost if they score again. Also, why Hernandez and not Paxton? Pax is a stud

>>75286595
>>75286681
good call

KUMA WHY

Motter pop lessgo

>>75286976
I've wanted a Felix jersey for a long time, but was too fat to justify buying one, so now that I've lost significant weight he's due. Paxton is also a good choice. Maybe he'll be the road gray or something.

I think Hamels could give Greinke a run for his money when it comes to the autism problem 2bh

Last 2 digits of the post directly under mine are the uniform number of the next player to homer

>>75287027
Good on you on both the weight loss and waiting til you lost the weight to buy new stuff

>>75287076
DAE HO LEE

>>75287072
Nah he only gets autistic when he walks people

Greinke is a whole other level

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It's over brehs

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fuck you kuma

>>75287477
That ball girl made a heck of a play a minute ago

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>>75287514
only the best here

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Is this """""our"""" inning?!

THE HANIGER HAMMER

>MITCH
>FUCKIN
>HANIGER

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*belts your ball*

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TY BASED HAMMER

Y'all are welcome

It was 3-1 like five mins ago

wtf

doesnt look like cruz is running 100%

Motter's turn now

cmon cruz bring em home

>dave sims

wew

>>75288586
kek hes excited

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oh just fuck off sims

>>75288555
Nice get
Cruz shall hurt the >rags once more
(Please stay fair this time)

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god dammit

CRUZ YOU INCOMPETENT EXCREMENT

>>75288642
need more meme power

slow thread

>>75288911
everyone is eastering

>>75288911
Rangers fans are celebrating Easter with their families, so right now the thread is just full of the disappointing NEET children of Mariners fans.

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>>75288911
Was waiting for Seager to wake up

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>>75289008
someone has some pent up rage

>>75289008
there he is

welp bullpen is already shit

should've kept the ""ace"" in for the sixth, I think he can handle more than 95 pitches

>>75289008
my family is 600 miles away

Valencia with the tower of power

wew valencia

wut

worst ump

bullshit Fox cutting to commercial right away $$$

this is why radio is the patrician choice

At least we see a speck of emotion from Servais

what the actual fuck

robot umps are the future

can't wait for the boomers to die off so we can fix this shit

Ump gets called out for doing his job, then ejects the person that calls him out. Fuck you CB Buckner

What happened guys

>>75289300
CB Buckner has always been bad

>>75289332
1st base Ump CB Buckner waited to make the call on a grounder his side, doesn't make the call until after he confers with fucking Mike Napoli.

Servais gets understandably upset, tells the man to do his job, gets ejected.

>>75289373
wew lad. At least Scott finally did something.

Rangers just tend to push Servais's buttons, I guess lol

>>75289332
Oh yeah, all this happened on a commercial break on the TV side too.

>Motter to hit again in this game
Confirmed for hitting game winner

...Root?

>>75289481
Let's hope so. He's due.

i dont like this

fuck these umps

>>75289641
eh, get him to 2 strikes and he'll swing and miss at the breaking ball in

JUST

>ZEP

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>>75289682
wew

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>this shit again

Louie Louie is the only acceptable 7th inning stretch theme at a Mariners game

really needed a run or two there

rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ

>>75289779
overrated

>>75289804
Doesn't matter, it's a Seattle tradition.

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA Gets a spot on the Dinger Canoe

HEREDIA FUCK YA

WEW HEREDIA DID SOMETHING

GUILLERMO!!!!

GOAT AT BAT

>>75289819
this guy is right. it's the "unofficial Washington state rock song" or at least that's what my marching band director says

Barnette looked like shit in the sixth

good management there Banister

>>75289878
what band director?

>>75289919
Dr. Troy Bennefield

>>75289878
Never been part of a marching band. Do you like it?

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He looks like good dude

What is that meme delivery

Nice pitch there bud

Manfred is gonna shoot these managers

>>75289961
yeah
1. cool uniforms
2. it's nice to actually feel like you are apart of the game instead of just a fan
3. music is fun

>>75289993
yeah, he's got a cute baby and a corgi I think

>>75290017
Sounds like a cool in-between

>rags

>>75290070
cool in-between of what? a fan and a player? I think technically I'm a collegiate athlete. plus it makes me a lot more invested in the game because depending on how many games we win I might get to go to some cool places. this year got to go to San Diego for our bowl game

>>75290118
what instrument ya play

>>75290135
the snare drum

>>75290150
Shieeet I played quints in my high school band
Nice to meet fellow perc bros

Do you guys like the Walker trade right now

Just tuned in and Haniger apparently did more cool stuff

>>75290150
cool, i like how those sound.

>>75290175
I liked it from the beginning

Walker was never going to develop a good third pitch and Marte was a lost cause.

even with Segura on the 10 day DL, both him and Haniger have impressed so far.

s-setting up the dp

HANIGER IS A GOD

Haniger can fuck my wife

FUCK ME HAN THE MAN

ROBBED

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BASED HANIGER

>>75290162
>quints
ooh. honestly, these take more skill than snare but the snare guys are always assholes who think they are better than everyone.
>>75290188
nice.

I wish they let us play at baseball games

Man I hope Haniger doesn't fizzle out in a year. Like all our other promising prospects.

good fucking god I thought that was gone

I guess it was...

>>75290274
I'm more concerned about extending these guys. Like Paxton has been here forever it seems.

Don't worry Marinerbros, Gomez won't do anything

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>about to blow it after a based save

for christ sake

pull him

Altavilla has been garbage this season

IF YOU WALK IN A RUN I WILL KILL YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>this heckler

>>75290436
Obligatory post saying on-field mics are a mistake

LMAO Altivilla didn't want the M's to have to face him in the 9th, what a strategy god

WEW
E
W

LAD
A
D

MAXIMUM STRESS LEVELS

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>>75285430
>>75285430

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>>75290527

This umps strike zone is all over the place

Is Dyson really going to be allowed to blow this in the ninth? Game is rapidly heading toward that territory

>>75287477
>>75287651
>Who is she??
would impregnate

cb is an asshole

CB needs to catch a foul ball

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>>75289504

:(

Oh well, still beat the rags in a series, I'll take it

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WELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to go bringing Diaz in, in a tie game dummies. It never turns out well. Fuck

Diaz will never be elite unless he can learn better control

>now dyson is warming up

mariners literally increased their win% with that

he should change his name to edlose diaz

>Dyson coming in

Good game, enjoy you sweep Mariners

>>75290762
>>75290796
8, 9 & 1 coming up...the outlook does not look good for the ms.

>>75290769
kek

>when the captcha is mountains but one of them has mountains AND a street sign

>Mazara slams his arm into other guys' elbows
I'd hate to be on the same team as him

>>75290845
As if that matters lol

>5 games
>24.75 ERA
How is this any team's closer?

>24.75 era
wow. maybe there is a chance

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>dyson vs dyson

LMFAOOOO

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WHY IS DYSON IN

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>RAGS

BASED DYSON

>RAGS

its gotta be supernatural forces at this point right?

lmao
did Dave just say winning run on base?

this heckler is p good desu

>closer: 24.75, bare hand play

thanks rags

Trying to bare hand like Omar Vizquel

gee aye dee pee

Martin with a home run. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

SPEED KILLS

Check 'em

Based Dyson is gonna single-handedly give us the AL West

SPEED KILLS

>>75290976
Dyson's been fun to watch

>>75290631
Hahahah I hate when I'm right

>>75291030
DAT WHAT SPEED DO

*bunt*
>goes foul

>RAGS

>>75291047
Not the next one tho

>>75291047
*Heh nothing personal kid*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bunting is back on the menu boys!

how is this actually happening?
>know the 3B is charging for a bunt
>still try to throw to 3rd

what the fuck?

EEEEVERYBODY'S SAFE

>rags

Literally no Ranger fan is surprised right now. Dyson should be in the minors.

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>>75291022
Chaos magic. Checked.

HAHAHAHAHA

SPEED KILLING

Bases loaded for the HAMMER

Based loaded 0 outs
>Mariners kryptonite

is it happening?

>Testing Haniger

>wanting the hammer
what did they mean by this

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>>75291137
this

looking

W I L D
I
L
D

Texas needs to man up.

>walking in the tying run

> Closer

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Cmon Ms

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WEW LADS

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Will the
>rags
Ever recover??

WALK US TO A TIE GAME

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>rags

>>75291195
I SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this

Jesus man

>rags

Robinson Cano hits a grand slam.

Ok Robbie.
For the love of God.
Do something good for once.

Well this is embarrassing.

Dyson DFA when

Who's lastros now bitch

He's gonna balk one in

wrap this up cano

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>dysons ERA is going UP

>>75291253
lmao

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GG WP

mariners HAVE to win this right?

Cruz should be good for a long ball

>cano

>>75291329
This is a must win game for both teams

DOESNT FUCKIN MATTER HOW SHIT THAT WAS, GOT THE WIN

GG RAGS

>Elvis
>Dyson

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Swept

GG rag

>>75291337
no i mean they HAVE to win with bases loaded 0 outs its almost inconceivable not to

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>RAGS

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

>RAGS

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MARINERS!!!!

someone please post the pic of the infielder just laying on the ground

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

Bannister is such a dumbass. I already lost any hope of winning this game when I saw he was unironically going to put Dyson in.

In time Cruz will let you down as well.

>>75291406
This all really just snowballed after Hamels couldn't go more than five. The middle relief management was atrocious, especially knowing you have Bush just coming back from injury and >Dyson.

But you have to make the change now. He's just not functional

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>Sweepattle
Nice