ORIOLES @ BLUE JAYS

What the fuck are these red uniforms

>>75281683
First for jays WILL WIN the pennant

THE SLUMP IS OVER

10 GAME WIN STREAK IMMINENT

>>75281710
you unpatriotic piece of shit

>tv listings say this is on
>instead it's some wankers in cars

>>75281733
>yfw jays, raps and leafs go all the way

hahaha

a fucking checked swing error reach

how the can a pitcher not throw a ball to first correctly, always amazes me
>>75281754
http://mlbstreams.net/toronto-blue-jays-mlb-live-stream/

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>when the pitcher makes a throwing error to first base

>tfw no perfect game

>>75281683

IF YOU LOSE, YOU WIN. REMEMBER THAT MY TRUDEAU-DUDES.

RIP Happ.

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pic related

is the dome open

>>75281907
Closed.

HAPP
A
P
P

holy shit russel martin nice batting average my man

>kevin pillar is the jays only good batter

Really makes me think

pillar getting doubles

what universe am in?

SAFE HES SAFE

ABOUT TO BE UPHELD BY JEW YORK

I smell a 35 game win streak

>>75281733
>>75282052
153-9 is still pretty good

based bautista bailing out the orioles yet again

Holy shit why would you swing at that


how long is josh out for

>2017
>hitting outside low balls
jej

yesfuckyes

>Jays with risp

Thank god Morales is slow as molasses.

holy fuck i cant watch this team I just cant do it

That's it for me. See you in 2041

>Jays cleanup can't even get a fucking sac fly in
Fucking hell

The Toronto Cavalcade of Cuckoldry

>>75282291
>Joey Bats 36 TOR AL 0.146
>0.146
JUST

>>75282194

Well, one thing to look forward to is if the jays by some grace of god get into the playoffs this year, it will end up being the most impressive season collectively by a team's starting pitchers of all time.

Seriously though, I'd hate to see all the work and effort these guys put in go to waste because of no run support. Their pitchers are giving them every opportunity to win, and doing their jobs pretty much perfectly, and its basically for naught unless their position players figure their shit out offensively (defense has actually been pretty good overall)

>>75282450
>Seriously though, I'd hate to see all the work and effort these guys put in go to waste because of no run support

thats literally what happened last season as well kek the batting was already so shit last season that im sure everyone knew this is what was going to happen after losing EE I still dont understand why the jays office didnt try to at least replace him with someone half decent

Baltimore World Series 2017 confirmed.

>>75282518

Morales is half-decent. The problem is that Bautista is old and has lost his batting eye, and the rest of the team was overperforming.

Congratulations, Gentry, on your first career base hit.

Now Flaherty has to catch up.

GENTRY GOT A HIT

>>75282690
I really dont think the batters were over overperforming last year, they were carried by the starting rotation for the entire year

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MANNY, DO NOT OVERSWING

>jays can't field against jones

>the city of oreo

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>>75281782

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>tfw you miss 2016 Pillar

>>75283054
>Still the Jays best hitter currently
Wake me up inside

>>75283083
He does look like he's in really good shape this year, but ya that's ridiculous.

>*be a pitcher/catcher for any other team*
>2 strikes, what should we do?
>'lol its the jays throw it right down the middle'

hocfags fuck off

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>the jays are going to lose yet another game where the starter goes 7 innings and 3 or fewer runs

wow this ground beef im frying up is really lean

>>75283213
pics

>>75283213

Who the fuck buys lean ground beef?

martin is so fucking bad in every facet of catching

>>75283253
>he doesn't like ground beef
MUH ANGUS

>>75283188
Its like 2 or 3 years ago someone in the organization signed a deal with the devil, who gave them unbelievable pitching from kind of underrated scraps and overlooked draft picks, at the cost of rapidly deteriorating hitting from guys who historically have been very productive and consistent, and who are now playing half their games out of the most hitter-friendly ballpark in the league

>>75283253
They usually don't sell full fat ground beef in Canadian grocery stores.

>>75283304
thats cause all the real og's here in canada ground their own beef. If you aren't buying a cow from auction, killing, skinning and butchering it yourself, then making your own sausage out everything that isn't steak cuts, you're doing it wrong

>>75283304

How do you make decent burgers? Or bolognese? Or basically anything with ground beef that isn't dry as fuck?

I never buy anything under 20% fat if I can possibly avoid it.

>>75283304
>what are local butchers
>what are mincers

>what is offense

Mancini's pretty fucking good

>Blue Jays in charge of staying on base

>>75283488
are you the baltimore guy

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>>75283236
This is 10lbs

>>75283560
No I'm you

>>75283393
They totally do sell regular ground beef basically everywhere, he's just an idiot.

You can even get regular ground beef/pork which makes the best burgers Ive ever had

Even if that wasn't ground rule second is all JJ Molasses Hardy would've made on that

>>75283630
holy

>broken bat
Gentry can't do anything right with the bat

(shut up the last ab didn't happen)

>>75283299
>biagini
>grilli
>stroman
>estrada
>happ
>even fucking liriano is good
Sanchez is literally their only pitcher they knew would be productive.

remember when casual morons thought our pitching staff would all be healthy and not miss a start like last year?

>blister
just stop wanking so much, christ

HAPP IS FINISHED JAYS ARE FINISHED SHAPIRO IS GOING TO BLOW THIS TEAM UP

Toronto Blister Jays

>>75283690
exactly why it points to a deal with the devil

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happ dont go pls

It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlOsnlnr33I

wait hold on time out

did you people think there was still something to play for after starting 2-8 and the offense literally being the worst in the league?

are you people for real?

Can we please get rid of Bored Dick?

I want Palmer back.

>>75283747
No, we are baseball fans and enjoy seeing our team win even if it means no playoffs. Kill yourself bandwagoner

What just happened to Happ?

>>75283747
>6% of the way through the season
>nothing to play for

you a retard m8?

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>happ

DED
E
D

>>75283767
blister/blood on his finger

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>>75283768
>a 2-8 team has made the playoffs before in the history of baseball

>>75283777
RIP
>you now remember Noah Syndergaard

>>75283786
2-9 idiot

arash madani is fucking terrible his voice makes me want to puke , bring back barry at least watching him get bullied was funny

>>75283822
>a 2-9 team has made the playoffs before in the history of baseball

theres the L

gg Oreos

time to stop watching game over

>a 2-10 team has made the playoffs in the history of baseball

MADMEN

MAGIC
A
G
I
C

Adam saving the world's slowest baserunner from fucking up the scoring chance

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's over.
Oreos beat Tim Hortons.

is tulo to intelligent to throw the ball early in a run down?

this is his second rundown fuckup this week

every time they replay it it gets funnier

Manny's looking like a really expensive specialist fielder right now

>0.69

I bet all 18 posters in this thread could do a better job hitting than Martin

lmao pearce is literally throwing games against the Os

its so obvious its hilarious

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holy shit just realized the jays have an ugly new ball boy that same guys has been doing it forever

welcome to the jays coghlan, try not to get DO'd

>>75284080
>DP'd

fug

>loud niggas music for cocky at-bat intros
>lineout on the first changeup he sees with runner on base and 2 outs, end the inning

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>>75284049
when can we get big booty ballgirls like texASS

>>75283980
I doubt it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUtSWQuF16A

keeping up to even 80mph is extremely difficult

>>75284129
friggin heck thats a nice arse

>>75284130
all you need is like one successful bunt to tie him

>>75284158
ya but for a guy like martin the situations where he'll be bunting is like next to none. He's not exactly known for his speed

He's still one of the best defensive catchers in the league

>>75284129
Get a better sponsor than Home and Hardware to make them THICC

is martin the worst catcher in baseball

>>75284199
but without home hardware whos going to clean up the diamond

>>75284225
THICC bitches, sponsored by Boston Pizza.

>>75284216
Pretty sure that's still Donuts

martin lost some weight along with his talent

>>75284195
>He's still one of the best defensive catchers in the league

based on what metric? Framing? posey, molina, grandal, lucroy and a few others are better

his arm is done hes thrown out like 16% of runners last season

and he cant block balls anymore

kek

KEK

optimists pls kill yourselves

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

TREY 'HIT'MANCINI

Mancini's swing is so damn good. It's like Rizzo's. Super compact, but with ridiculous bat speed.

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>tfw ;_;

Trey fucking mancini

whelp, thats game

that was a nice steve pearce swing

only mancini actually made contacr

gg Jays
See you again whenever.

I like this Tepera character

Trey Mancini will be RotY book it

>>75284493
I like how even the oriole young players are still power hitters

>>75284426
if only we had edwin hitting .100 in the lineup, we could've won 1 whole extra game this season maybe

>>75284493
Kim on suicide watch

>Hardy has back to back doubles
lol

Can Gentry get his first career RBI?

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these runs just feel extra

Martin literally can't hold all these wild pitches

>>75284581
>hit and an rbi
It's a sign of the apocalypse

>go out for a smoke
>come back
>6-0

what the fuck happened

>>75284557
>Gentry gets an RBI

Yeah, rip Kim

>>75284636
The jays are at it again boi

Watching on at bat, was that a patented Adam Jones low and away slider strikeout?

>>75284670
Gibby is garbage I don't know why he keeps getting his contract extended.

largest cheer of the game goes to a flyball

>>75284714
probably still in the jays top 3 offensive highlights this year

>>75284771
pls dont

>>75284703
he took an overrated swing really hard team to the playoffs twice but this is when you say managers have no effect on team performance

remember when you mentally ill idiots wanted the team to give edwin and price a combined 280 million dollars in guaranteed money?

>>75284836
gibby didnt do shit, a literal monkey could have taken that offense to the playoffs in 2015

>>75284843
Remember when Shatkins had an opportunity to sign Dexter Fowler for a few more bucks and went the easy route instead?

>>75284872
Gibbons is a decent manager who can't swing the fucking bat or throw a fucking pitch. Stop fucking bullying him. You know just as well Wedge or anyone else would only add fuel to the dumpster fire

I want to believe that Bundy has finally arrived, but I can't trust a performance against the Jays to be representative.

>>75284899
That's the issue

The O's are underperforming in so many stats and running games so close that I'm still scared that the team's wank and being made to look good by the Jays and a Knuckleball goof

Daily reminder that Gibbons has done absolutely nothing wrong and those calling for his firing know literally nothing about baseball.

>>75284880
>not giving a long term contract to an aging player

yes im glad he didnt do that

how would fowler have helped when the entire team is ass?

>>75284931
It's not like he can exactly do much with a one lefthander bullpen either

>>75284932
Then blame fucking Shatkins for their terrible decisions over this offseason, nobodys going to let go of young talent for nothing

>2-160

>>75284960
you want them to trade more fucking prospects for a team whose ceiling is the ALCS are you literally mentally ill?

who are they supposed to get?

how are they supposed to get rid of tulo and martins contracts?

At least with Toronto Maple Leafs about the win the cup it eases the pain

>>75285091
I hear quintana is up on the trading block?

O's looking good, especially once Tillman's back in

>>75285091
The opposite actually, I want them to trade their starters for prospects at the deadline now that its clear the team sucks. Gibbons sticks around through the rebuild.

I am more pissed at people thinking firing Gibbons is the only answer. They don't give a fuck about the team they just want their pound of flesh.

Back to Norfolk with you

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Russel "Seth Rogan" Martin finally hit the ball but that fat slob only got a single.

>>75285153
No treally it would still be 0-0 is happ didnt get injured

>>75285172
Think so

Bit early for him

>>75285168
>I am more pissed at people thinking firing Gibbons is the only answer.

firing gibbons wont fix anything but hes not a good manager, i agree with you about blowing up the team and using gibbons through the rebuild and finding someone better

>>75285178
Wasn't just talking about today

>>75285172

Seriously, I get the whole "save the important arms with a big lead" thing, but this guy is a literal who

Leave it to Pearce to not do anything. I feel legit bad for the guy. The body language says it all.

>>75285153
>tricking yourself into thinking your pitchers are good because they did well against the jays offense

why do people keep doing this to themselves?

What the fuck did you leafs do to Pearce?

>>75285226
>tricking yourself into thinking your hitters are bad because they've faced the best pitchers in baseball

>pearce with the award winning acting

its fucking hilarious how hes going to go back to hitting against the red sox with a different swing and approach at the plate, its disgraceful hes obviously throwing games but you kinda have to respect that he loves the Os this much

What did Darwin Barney just do? Game shower?

>>75285252
What the fuck did Pearce do to my Jays?

>>75285259
jays arent facing their own starting rotation LOL

>>75285252
They're really lowering the value they're gonna get when he's traded back to the orioles on deadline

PLAN THE FUCKING PARADE MOTHER FUCKER

Crowd got REAL loud for dat sac fly

>>75285314
ITS CALLED PASSION MOTHER FUCKER

JAYS ARE BACK BABBY


ALL THE WAY

JAYS ARE GOING

ALL

THE

WAY

>>75284836
No this is when I say Gibby was outcoached heavily in the playoffs.

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Strikeout guru Kevin Pillar is up next. YELP

>>75285355
>YELP
You can go back to reddt now

>make a wish kid pitching for the orioles
>jays only get 1 run

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REBUILD REBUILD REBUILD REBUILD REBUILD

I saw something hilarious yesterday, this fucking piece of shit paki car, like im talking real fucking junker, different sized rims, etc, just a complete piece of absolute shit driven by these smelly fucking pakis just stalled in the intersection, so they just put their 4 ways on, got out and just fucking stood out on the sidewalk looking at their piece of shit paki mobile, an entire paki smelly family too with kids and everything LOL

THE TREY TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

>>75285441
don't worry all those people are being supported by your tax dollars, for diversity and inclusiveness (protip they'll bring every one of their 20 cousins and put them on the dole also)

HE DID IT AGAIN

What are we going to call Mancini's dingers?

Also, LOL GENTRY HIT A DINGER

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RACE WAR NOW

I AM SICK OF THESE SMELLY STINKY SWEATY CURRNIGGERS POLLUTING MY COUNTRY

THE MEME SPEEDSTER HOMERED

>JAYS
>JAYS
>JAYS

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Do the jays have any equivalent pictures for Gibby?

>>75285572
Trey Dongz

Imagine the final score is 9-2 lol

>Walking Adam Jones

lol?

you're welcome for the dingers Os, you better not choke the division to the red cucks

MULLET DERMODY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP

>even manny "can't hit" machado homers

Sorry we broke your rookie Jays

>>75285611
gibbons isnt fit to hold the binder

>>75285667
Serves him right for that mullet

>>75285617
optimist

>>75285701

I was about to say, that's the fucking ugliest haircut I've ever seen.

Orioles giving the Jays a little payback

>>75285667
he deserves it for lobbing meatballs

>left elbow soreness

FUCK WE CANT EVEN TRADE HIM AT THE DEADLINE NOW FUCK OFF

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You mad leafs?

JUST

>elbow soreness
RIP

>blow gays

i guess all the steroid abuse is finally catching up to them

>>75285760
We'll trade you straight up for Ubaldo

>>75285772
honestly no, the worst thing that could happen is we win this game and play .500 ball and the team is too stupid to firesale at the deadline

we need to kill all hope as soon as possible, the Os have done your part and that is commendable

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Stop not hitting home runs

>>75285806
we'll throw in estrada if you take one of martin or tulos contracts

>>75285825
>didn't want to win anyways

>>75285855
after starting 2-9 yes unironically

So, now we get to see the Jays try to score off of a Norfolk Tides pitcher.

>>75285928
>jays scoring off a AAA pitcher

huh?

I thought that was gone

Bautista can't even get a hit off of this fucking nobody.

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>>75285968
>implying Crichton didn't calculate the exact velocity needed to keep the ball in the park for an easy out

Hi everyone

>>75286007
tripfag go and stay go

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Injured Jones at least.

Good game.

>>75285974
i'm glad that human cancer will be stuck on a trash team, hopefully he cries like a bitch

NOOOO

OLD MAN JONESY

End it

>>75285826
But you only want homeruns when you got the bases loaded.

>ywn caress adam jones' hips

jays tanking hard

of course smoak is going to be an above average hitter in a season like this

of course

>>75286089

Just end me now

>canadia

tfw Tulo, Barney and Morales are the only jays hitters

>>75281710
They are the cuckternative uniforms

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Buck finally listened to Wade, put Tyler in AFTER you've scored 11 runs

>>75286223
>tulo

you fucking what? hes hitting .250 with an 82 wRC+

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Gotta feel bad for Thor Junior. Dude looks like he was almost about to cry.

135.0 ERA 5 runs on 3 homeruns. 1 out recorded

Time to get rid of the the old hacks Toronto.
The window has officially closed.
Full on rebuild soon.

God fuck off Wilson

>>75286268
whos hitting better on the jays right now bub?

>>75286417
morales and donaldson

>>75286507
isnt donaldson on the dl?

>>75286549

thatsthejoke.jpg

>>75286507
>morales

i already mentioned him in my post bubby. nice 1

>HanRam ded again
>Bawwwston

nice one pisslar, that will make up for your .280 OBP you will carry for the rest of the month

pilar wooo..

>blowgays

Yall are some BUNS ahahahahhaha Tonronto sucks dick.