Manchester United celebration thread

>>75280893
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First

fifth

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>Win a crucial match after months
>Haha lets talk about the guy who bullies us online

Cone looked like he was gonna cry

>unironically celebrating being in the europa league next season

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Are they /ourteam/?

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How many passes did he make today?

steady on OP you might trigger him into staying up all night talking about chinese people

wait, so now Spurs legit have a chance to steal the title?

>>75280976
Lmao this. Manchester United fans have such low standards nowadays, tinpot club

>>75280976

Its a 90 minute match

>>75281035
>>75280976
49+ passes

How many did Kante make again, mate?

>>75281044
They're 4 points behind but they've got a much tougher schedule. Not impossible though.

Mourinho hasnt lost it at all, he just has a shitty united team right now besides the players he brought, this has to be chelseas worst fucking game all season, zero shots on target completely out played out tacticd out everythingd

>>75280976
Just remind them who's in the champions league quarters slovakbro

Chelsea is going to win the title anyway.

>>75281032
who /marching in/ here?

>the most famous Slovakian in the world is a professional ABU on a forum for Chinese cartoons

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>>75281070
Man... #PogBoom

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>>75281096

Fucking leicester are in the quarters. Speaks volumes about the quality in europe this season

>>75281139
Glad you've came to your senses mate.

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also where are the chelsea customers?

>>75281136

You know he's a proxy fag, right?

Good game reds.

t.Chelsea fan

I honestly only care about United because of Valencia.

So good job everyone!

keep gloating faggots, if we had hazard we would have destroyed you

>>75281201
>juvenesia

azns are so fucking cringe worthy

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>chelsea customers

>You now remember Hazard saying if Chelsea lost their 10 point advantage at the top of the league it would be as much of an upset as PSG's 6-1 capitulation against Barcelona.

Jose has cracked it. Just keep giving the captains armband to randoms every game

>>75281207
>implying the brit isn't really a slovakian behind a brit proxy

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Slovak on suicude watch

>>75281085
i really want them to do it.

t. arsenal fan.

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Great game feelsgoodman

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Time for some seething Souness as well

>>75281262
He gave you the heads up as well, it's sign on day tomorrow.

>all the foreign gloryhunters itt: "w-we won a game guys we destroyed everyone"

Literally the most expensive EL squad ever assembled and you can't even beat Anderlecht lmao.

Is there a more tinpot team in exsistance?

>tfw R19 is going to be the GOAT

EL Penomenor

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>5th

>Plucky underdogs Man Utd win home game with the most expensive squad ever assembled in the Premier League. Mourinho = Genius.

>>75281376
getting nervous toothpaste?

Winning that game felt better than sex. Lasted way longer too.

:)

Really enjoyable win. Didn't create so much but were totally in control.

Chelsea will probably still win the league.

>Courtois dead
>Alonso ded
>having to play Zouma
>Conte still memeing with Costa
Spurs just wont he title.

>>75281376
TTSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That was fun. Never would have expected that kind of performance from the team selection, but it was clear Jose went with hard working lads to get in their faces.

Rashford has been looking really good lately too.

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>>75280976
this was a Mourinho type of win. Today they'll remember why IT was a mistake

>>75281044
Spurs have a harder run in, but they don't have any problems scoring goals. Whereas Chelsea has >costa

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>>75280976
SEETHING

>>75281453
His workrate was great all season, it's the technical aspect that needs work, then again, he's fucking 19 so the future looks bright.

>>75281044
No. They'll choke. They always do.

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>>75281462
No idea what Chelsea were doing, awful performance on their part.
>>75281207
>>75281265
lel

0 - Chelsea failed to have a single shot on target in a PL game for the first time since Sept 2007 (v Man Utd at Old Trafford)

3-5-2 worked out great. Looked like the old hard working attacking united team I fell in love with

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>>75281509
Joyous!

Did Chelsea even have a shot on target in this game? So pathetic lol.

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>>75281596

>>75281558

Don't cut yourself too deep tonight buddy.

Don't mock the Slovak too much. He might finally kill himself

>>75281558
they were playing against a Mourinho team.
it's tough, it's not lads fault.

>>75281558
You gonna use scissors or a knife to cut yourself tonight?

>United's £650m squad finally get a good result

Congrats lads. You must be very proud of your business.

>>75281724
>fucking a toilet

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>>75281596
Recent picture Netherlands or France? Maybe England? No? Germany then.

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If the Fa Cup game was at home we would have won that too

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>>75281674
Losing 2:0 to a Mourinho team in 2017 is very embarrassing though. Ok Tractor, Hull, West Brom or Anderlecht all did better

>customers think they are relevant again
>5th in the league

>>75281745
Or if the ref didn't ruin it.

>>75281799
this desu

>>75281737
It's the Shopping Zone™ at Old Trafford actually

Why are there no good trolls on /sp/ anymore?

>>75281851
because everyone's more aware that baiting is a thing so anything that looks the slightest bit silly just gets called bait. and shitty bait gets plenty of (you)s these days.

>>75281737
london

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>FINALLY get a home win against an out of form of Chelsea wirth refball

WERE BACK LA
TOP 4 GUARANTEED LA
NEXT YEAR OUR YEAR LA
BE AFRAID LOL LA
GREASEMAN AND LUKAKU CONFIRMED LA
CUP TREBLE STILL ON LA
COMMUNITY SHIELD TOTALLY COUNTS LA
JOSE IS A GENIUS LA
ENGLISH TALENT LA
THE KIDS COMING GOOD LA

>>75282090
>>75281851

Refball then bus park.

wew impressive

>>75282156
been working for Chelsea all season

>>75281799
Yeah that too. What makes me laugh is ppl think Anderlecht could get a result at OT after we've beaten the probable PL champions 2-0

>>75282156
>ZERO shots on target
>concede two goals and couple good chances
>MUH BUSPARKING

It's another episode of popular team in global sport has global fans.

>>75282226
Don't forget that Man Utd played midweek, while Chelsea have only literally had the league to concentrate on.
Conte talking all week about how stronk Chelsea is, and how it's got nothing to do with no yurop

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>>75280976
Based Slovak 4d chess

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>>75282090
>>75282156
I sense butthurt Chelsea customers

>>75282226

Because once you're behind to a bus-parking side you're forced to press forward, except with 11 men behind the ball you're unlikley to get a clear shot on goal and with Man United's pace babbys you're likely to concede chances. That's a fact Chelsea would have to deal with if they brought it on themselves. Except they didn't, since the first goal was illegal, and so the rest of what occured is not Chelsea's fault that their game plan was invalid and Man United shouldn't take any credit.

>>75282335
Don't you have gays to cane?

>>75282408
>forced to press forward
>0 shots on goal

Cool story bro

>>75282408
>first goal was illegal
If it was illegal the ref would have disallowed it.

>>75282389

>says the Norwegian customer

>>75281751
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Demented apex autist.

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>>75282485
I don't support english teams m9, just like to watch glory hunters like >YOU mad

>Game 35 - Boro (H)
>Game 36 - West Brom (A)
>Game 37 - Watford (H)
>Game 38 - Sunderland (H)

As sad as it sounds, Chelsea still have this in the bag.

It would take a collapse of epic proportions for this 4-point lead to die.

>>75282606
Especially considering Spurs' fixtures, who still have Arsenal and United to face.

>>75282606
They can easily draw against WBA and Watford might have a meme game and shock them.
Though Tottenham have a much tougher list and are likely to capitalise on any dropped points.

Are any of the other clubs left in the Europa League a serious threat to Man United?

>>75282722
Anyone really desu, >we are so inconsistent. Mostly worried about Lyon/Besiktas and Celta Vigo (because Spanish teams love Europe).

Would be a travesty if United don't win it though.

>>75282722
Lyon. But considering it's a cup competition, anyone could get lucky against them

>>75282606
Boro might raise their game if they believe there is any hope against relegation, West Brom is pretty tricky and can easy cost them at least two points, Watford is always good for a meme result. Only Sunderland is guaranteed 3 points.

Though yeah, Spuds have a harder run.

>>75282722
Going by players no but going by players, United wouldn't be in fight for top 4. Cup competitions are always open for memes, specially the final.

>t-top 4 was the aim

hmm where have i seen this before..?

>>75282722
Lyon

>>75282758
>>75282769
What about Ajax?

>>75282817
lol

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>BUT THE BALL TOUCHED HIS HAND!!!
>HIS HAND!!!

>3 POINTS CHEATED!!!

>>75282817
What about them? It's not like they're advancing to the semi finals

Jose's back lads, on Easter Sunday nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbU7oVz0Uq0

>>75282817
Maybe. Though United did smash the current Eredivisie leaders 4-0 at home. Lost 1-0 away to them too but their goal looked offside, still a crap performance though.

>>75281070
>49 passes
this is pathetic

>>75282871
Can't compare group phase to cup games where every team is close to the final and will give their best.

>>75282408

United didn't park the bus at all you autistic cunt.

>>75282897
True. Just have to think of it as 4 more wins for CL football (or maybe less if United scrape through on away goals).

>get massive refball every game
>finally win one
5TH PLACE IS OURS LA SLOVAK BTFO

I don't even like United or Mou but the ABUs are delusional as fuck.

>>75282968
>get massive refball every game
>5TH PLACE IS OURS LA
Uhh, sure they got castrated pretty bad today but Isn't Chelsea still 1th?

>>75282995
How

>>75283005
Is this /bundes/-tier humour?

When will /sp/ finally admit Rashford is elite

>>75283052
if he ever hits double digits in league goals in a season

>>75283013

United just castrated the league leaders.

They've been dreadful to watch this season but they've also only lost three games in the league, and are on pace to win Europa.

my favourite poster on /sp/ is slovakbro desu

IMHO, so don't get uppity

>>75283219
One game doesn't mean you're suddenly the best team in the league, dumb leaf.
By your logic, Crystal Palace is a worldclass team for beating Chelsea away.

Remember that United are still 5th (FIFTH).

>>75283414

Learn to read - I said they castrated the league leaders(That's Chelsea), I did not say they are the league leaders.

Also they are in fifth with a game in hand, but will most likely win the EL giving them Champ's league football regardless of league placement.

>>75283414
Cucking the league leaders and making the "best" player in EPL invisible is a pretty good sign of progress though. The season was finished in Dec for United, so best they can do now is winning the cups and preparing for next season. Performances like that show that they are on the right way.

i can't believe how many people still care about united. fans and haters. they haven't been relevant since fergie left.

>>75283503
Not really. Man Utd's problem has been lack of goals. Being defensively good doesn't mean that much.

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>>75283502
>draw against Anderlecht
WE WON THE EL LADS

>>75283503
>cucking
There is that word again. Losses happen all the time, even the best team in the league can lose and look like shit.

>>75283579
Lack of goals was on one side. On the other they had at least 2-3 big defensive mistakes, often costing them the narrow lead due the shitty scoring. Also intensity after scoring one usually went down, allowing others to get in game.

>>75283596
Losing without a single shot on target is pretty rare, even if you're Sunderland.

>>75283651
I think they've been by-and-large pretty good defensively this season. The have the least or close to the least amount of goals conceded this season.

>>75283651
It's cute how 1 win can delude yanited merchants into thinking they're "back".

>>75283596
>lose and look like shit
Which was down to Mou. They got cucked.

>>75283694
2nd least. Spurs have conceded 22, United 24. 3rd is Chelsea with 27. I genuinely can't believe how good Rojo has been. He was one of the first players I wanted out last summer and now he's probably Uniteds best CB.

Shame United can't fucking finish these days. All these draws have killed them.

>>75283694
By large yes but the goals they conceded were mostly memes gifted to the opposition. Today they finally avoided it against the second best attacking side in the league, and literally didn't allow them a single shot on target. Though it remains to be seen whether it was an one off of course.

>>75283739
But a month ago yanited lost and looked like shit against Chelsea too, what are you trying to say?

>>75283846
Red card.

Tactics were pretty much the same today.

>>75283782
Gifting the goals is about not having killed the game. That's why Mourinho was criticising the forwards.

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>>75280893
*Cucks the league leaders in portugese*

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>>75283877
Getting "cucked" like this is still embarassing, even with a red card.

>>75283931

It was an early red card against a team in form, completely killed the match. Still played better than chelsea did with 11 today though

>>75283965
So is this an implication that United is a better team than Chelsea?

>>75283931
>losing 1-0 after a yellow card
>cucked
The goal only went in because they had an extra man in midfield too, as a result of the red card. Kante was unmarked, if you remember.

>>75283998
I guess they don't teach reading comprehension in the Netherlands.

>>75284012
No, it was a surprise that it didn't end 4-0? United was literally getting destroyed in that match.

>>75284020
Ironic how this is coming from one of the most illiterate countries in Europe.

>>75284040
Just means manu won't get careless at home where they'll probably win easily. The draw is irrelevant.

>>75284040
Not saying it was a surprise, saying it wasn't being cucked. And it wasn't embarrassing.

>United was literally getting destroyed in that match.
Not really.

>>75284107
>27% possession
>1 shot on goal
>Not really

>>75284145
>possession
>matters
It's pretty common for a 10 man team to concede a large part of the possession.

>>75284184
This delusion is so amusing.

Have fun watching another exciting Europa League run next year.

>>75284228
Did I say Man Utd were going to get top 4? I just said they cucked Chelsea. Didn't say I was a Man Utd fan either.

>>75283596

You understand how a two legged tie works right? Because they have the away goal they're most likely going to beat Anderlecht.

>>75284267
But that wasn't what we were discussing about.
I never said that Chelsea werent "cucked", I just said that this was a one off situation.

>>75284317
It was a one-off cuckening.

>>75284297
A team that struggled against Rostov is going to struggle against Anderlecht even more.
Besides, Anderlecht is known for performing well away from home.

Slavbro is a customer himself, retards. He just trolls shitskin customers hard.

>>75284068
That just furthers your embarrassment.

>>75283196
Good response desu

>>75284343

we win the home game 2-0. they got lucky on the ONLY chance they had.

>>75284343
How is winning 1-1 on a shitty pitch struggling?

Also didn't Anderlecht lose vs fucking Spurs?

>>75285282
>m-muh pitch
The pitch was shit for both teams, idiot
>b-but they're already used to the shitty pitch!!

Yes, and Spurs is a better team than Anderlecht and United, so whats your point? And Anderlecht won the home game.

>>75285007
Like I said, Anderlecht plays well away from home.

>>75285364
>b-but they're already used to the shitty pitch!!
Exactly. Besides it makes it harder for the attacking team. It's not like the result was ever in question since the best they did was equalize at home. How is it struggling by any definition?

>Spurs is a better team than United
Definitely not in Europe nor in head to head so far.

Not like it matters, after United is in the semis it's going to be
>spent 6999 billions to win vs Anderlecht

>>75285364

remind me again how many games we've lost at home recently?

>>75285364
If this isn't a troll you're seriously embarrassing yourself

just got back from match lads.
Conte got a exposed hard today. A full on Mourinho'd

>>75285466
>we've

Reminder Chelsea had a full weeks rest
Reminder United had a match on Thursday Night in Belgium
Reminder United didn't play Zlatan
Reminder they played Darmian, and Young at full backs with Lingard up front
Reminder they won 2-0
Reminder Chelsea didn't manage a shot on goal

>>75281558
I would choke her and slap her.

Shed like it.

>>75285465
>>75285466
>>75285535
Saving this thread for after the Anderlecht return. And drawing 3 / 5 last home matches isn't an achievement.

>>75285805
Reminder that United has 15 points less than Chelsea and is going to be playing EL next season.

>>75285874
>triggered
lmao I knew /sp/ would be good seeing all the foreigners crying about Chelsea

>>75285904
I'm just laughing my ass off here at the delusion

lads why is LVG so triggered?

>>75281403
>the state of man u