heem

Woodley is a terrible fighter

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Rose a cute

>>75279804
I hear dat

>>75279813

wtf is she doing?

honestly, what can you train hopping like that whith a metal bar?

>>75279813
>Grow back hair
>Fight girls ranked 10-30th
she is especially exciting to watch when she can meme on people

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>>75280243

>He doesn't do jumping barbell front curl squat

Dyel much?

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Where is NotePad?

Jacarae was definitley injured for this fight. I think he deserves a rematch after all hes done for this sport

>WW3 about to begin

What are the chances of DC vs Jones 2 happening now?

woodley would destroy whittaker

>>75279720
Based woodley still triggering piggus

bad threads kill the heem

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Is this the real thread. I hope it is. My 501 thread got deleted while a 466 one didn't so I'm just making sure before I dedicate myself to fight discussion.

>>75281259
Oh there's NotePad's sidekick, WordDoc.

>>75280736
Jones doesn't deserve a title shot. Fucking idiot should have to fight 3 more times.

>>75281326
>Jones
>fight 3 more times before DC
Who would he even fight?
>>75278865

Wonderboy destroyed the Kiwi, imagine what Tyron would do to him.

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>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/dana-white-answers-champ-demetrious-johnsons-call-im-going-to-get-him-his-belts

>WAAAAAAAH GIVE ME A NEW BELT EVERYTIME I DEFEND MY BELT WAAAAAAAAAHHH
>I WANT TO BE LIKE FLOYD... EVEN THO FLOYD WON BELTS IN 5 WEIGHTCLASSES WHILE I GOT MY ARSE KICKED IN BANTAM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mighty meme is such a cunt

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>>75281326
RESPECTFULLY disagree

>>75281389
It's incredible that he is still allowed to fight. What job wouldn't fire you by now? lol

>>75281326
>17 posts in 38 minutes in a sunday

Stop bringing in the bad thread jujus nigga

>>75281412
He was in the wrong weightclass

>>75281468
Not really he just went up an easier division and found success, just like Overeem desu

>>75281447
I see you egging SpergOP on every single time, don't think I don't notice you. Don't start with the thread shit let's talk fights.

>>75281468
Tyron would eat him alive at 185

Why didn't RIZIN stage thier boring ass main event?

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Still waiting for my apology from Ireland and Poland.

>>75281549
I'm still waiting for Poland's apology for his Rumble pick. Good luck.

>>75281549
Nice resolution on your phone bud.

>>75281518
tyron couldn't beat wonderboy

>>75281549
What is this screenshot supposed to prove ?

Who should Tony Ferguson fight for the vacant LW title?

>>75281608
Looks better than my PC.

I haven't followed MMA/UFC since 2014. Can a kind anon answer these questions?
>what happened to Gustafsson
>who are the top 5 fighters right now
>Is Jon Jones still the GOAT?
>did GSP come back
>any recent retirements
>Is the Ronda/Mcgregor meme still active

>>75281633
The Internet: Where you never have to admit you're wrong. You're the worst!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g--cQ9T5BZg

>>75281659
>what happened to Gustafsson
He got blacked

>who are the top 5 fighters right now
Mighty Mouse
McGregor
Aldo
Miocic
Garbrandt

>Is Jon Jones still the GOAT?
Depends how you feel about cocaine & cialis

>did GSP come back
He's fighting Bisping for the middleweight title

>any recent retirements
Rumble retired the other day

>Is the Ronda/Mcgregor meme still active
Half and half.

>>75281664
I don't even know what I'm supposed to apologozie to australia lol

Not that I would ever apologize, I haven't sincerely said I'm sorry in me loife and I'm not gonna start now

>>75281736
one of your untermensch countrymen said Jacare would " fold Whittaker like origami"

>>75281659
>Gustafsson
Eternal gatekeeper/BLACKED status

>Top 5 fighters
Mighty Mouse
Conor
Cormier
Joanna Jedczzcdzcdczyzc
Stipe Miocic

>Is Jones still the GOAT
Mighty Mouse now holds that title

>Did GSP come back
He's about to against Bisping

>Recent retirements
Rumble retired after losing to DC, Faber retired in December

>Ronda/Conor meme
Ronda is on suicide watch but the Conor meme is prospering

>>75281802
Oh that wasn't me then, I wouldn't use such allegory. Must have been somebody else with my flag

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>>75279720
Heysoos died so proletariates could inflict CTE on each other in a cage for our entertainment.

Dana Bless.

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Out of your bois

Only my boi prevailed

War Yoel

>>75281608
I'm doing it tough alright. I dropped a weight plate on my iPhone so I'm down to Samsung s3 until payday.

>>75281871
terrible choice of boi

>>75281518

>great footwork and striking
>actual power, unlike wonderbitch
>great TDD
>significantly larger and used to fighting guys much bigger than Tyron

I would favour Whittaker in the matchup

were there any good rizin webms from last night?

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>>75281326
>NotePad's sidekick, WordDoc

>>75281871
Jacafags btfo

Yoel bless
Whittaker bless

>>75281389
Corey Anderson.

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>>75281871
Based Lithcuck

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>>75281871

>>75280346
>Grow back hair
ew

>>75282030
Jacare vs Weidman to determine who's completely done confirmed

>>75281871
your love for your boi isn't natty, just like your boy

>>75282030
Lmfao, did he stop using that faggy name? I haven't seen it since his boy got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>75282063
I'd love fights where the loser has to retire.
> silva v belfort
> hunt v struve
> Weidman v jacare ( loser has to become a LHW)

>>75280566
He was the original American jacasperg. Probabaly killed himself.

>>75281446
A job he is literally the GOAT at?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnqnuNfMlx4

>I don't enjoy WMMA

Tell me with a straight face this wasn't better than Roy Nelson's fight

>>75281446

Pretty sure that in any job you can get away with a lot of shit if you can make a convincing case that you're literally the best in the world at it

>>75282341
Third time's the charm, eh?

man would i love to see that smug cunt joanna lose

>>75282392
such is life as a sub-retard

Why didn't jacaroid protest the stoppage?

It's almost like he knew he was finished despite what the fans on his dick say. Almost...

>>75282373
Then why did W.T.Snacks get canned?

>yoel romero will outlive you
why live

he is turning 40 this month

>>75281871
gay jesus bless

>>75282346
do you have the round 1 scramble? Jacare getting the takedown, roll, then back and the lost of the back take?

>Michelle Waterson will be the one to dethrone Joanna
Remember when this meme was being passed around just as the UFC signed her?

Wow, how stupid you guys must feel now.
Much like the Northcutt hype, it all turned to dust.

>>75282552
I dont remember anyone ever saying that

>lowest rated Fox card EVER
When will they learn?

>>75282607
I pointed out last night that it was bound to do low ratings based on the fact that it's a holiday weekend and there are a lot other sports on. MLB just started up and NHL and NBA are in playoffs.

>>75282552
She's too small for 115, I thought everyone knew that.

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>>75282533
nah sorry

>>75281871
>lithcuck drooling over a BBC

as expected

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Prove me wrong.

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>>75282649
>if there are none, click skip

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Imagine being Waterson's husband and watching your wife get absolutely dominated and beat the shit out of by some bald women

She looked like she was getting raped, the fear in her eyes, her face just showed complete panic.

>>75282634
You can add that no one really believed DJ could lose.
It's not as fun when you know the outcome.

>>75282607
the sport is way more popular too bad most people watch it online lol

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>>75282702

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>>75282702
I didn't see that part

>>75282724
Imagine being Rose's therapy dog after she loses a fight

>>75282724
Rose does have that rape-y look when she sinks in hooks from the back, doesn't she

>>75282724
Don't worry Joanna will probably beat the fuck out of Rose lol

There's literally no one else to give a title shot

>>75282649
would it be possible if you or someone could make it?

>>75282730
That isnt close to true, nerd.

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>>75282702
>SKEEEYUUUP

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>>75282697
>>75282697
Fixed it for you

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>>75282761
Rose's eyes get this look in them. She is not fighting Michelle she is fighting her childhood rapist. That's why this jackass should never be released from prison.

>>75282341
You're implying anyone enjoys Nelson fights.

>>75282802
He and Baruto should have a superfight

>>75282780
>a single torrent a day later more downloads than there were ppv buys
wewlad, how many guns do YOU own and carry at all times? we can do this.

>>75282697
Miguel Torres got robbed both in that fight and from being the bantamweight GOAT, if only the UFC had started bantamweight earlier

Nelson 30-27

Reminder that Mike Perry is back next week and is eager to provide us with some new memes.

heavyweight and light heavyweight are the worst divisions

>>75282898
Someone in orange county is getting victimized and perry is getting 15+ years in prison after he gets cut

>>75282905
Any womens division says hello

>>75282824
And this is why you'll always be a low income piece of trash, because your feeble, weak brain doesnt think that maybe some of the downloads were from people that went to the event or watched it the night before at a buddy's house or a bar.

>>75282905
flyweight is worse than heavyweight

>>75282925
>orange county

Huh? The event is in Nashville.

>>75282945
Flyweight is literally stacked through 20

>>75282928
Objectively untrue.

>>75282961
he lives in orange county

There's an alternate timeline where Uncle Creepy beats Might Mouse and becomes the king of 125.

>>75282971
>objectively untrue

Lol

>>75282971
Do they have Orange County in every state of USA ?

>>75282971
>Flyweight is literally stacked through 20
yeah stacked to a combined height of 5 foot 8 lmao

>>75282898
Punished Perry is gonna heem'd Jake

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>>75282793

>>75283007
The one in New York is only known cause of those motorcycles yokels on TV.

>>75283007
ask joanna

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>>75282971
>Flyweight is literally stacked

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Which division is truly shark infested waters?

Which one is a murderers row?

>>75283106
155 always and forever

>>75282971
>Flyweight is literally stacked
Stacked with shit.

>>75283106
flyweight

anyone who follows the sport closely will know that the top 20 guys are objectively more complete martial artists than fucking MW, LHW, HW

>all these casuals on /heem/, no wonder i'm the only one who is a multi millionaire

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>>75283106
>The nuclear crater that is Women's Featherweight
Holm is back at 135, too. That division consists entirely of GDR, and only exists so that roidborg can actually get her hands on a belt

>arlovski is still fighting

what's his endgame?

>>75283106
Always Welterweight

>>75283106
Feddaweight has a lot of young rising talent, shame that Gooby de-legitimazed that belt

>>75283106
Lightweight is the only truly stacked division.

145, 170, and 185 are pretty solid

135 is really top heavy but still one of the most entertaining divisions because of how great the top 3 are

lhw, hw, and midgetweight are ded

>>75283186
dying in the ring

>>75283106
Dad-weight is unironically the spiciest

>>75283229
>midgetweight are ded
absolutely state of casuals

>>75283106
Man, bantamweight fucking sucks these days.

Hey pussy, are you still here?

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>>75283229
This guy knows his stuff

>>75283173
>complains about casuals
>uses rogan buzzwords like "complete martial artist"
you think defending 125 makes you some sort of sage patrician who sees what mere mortals don't but the reality is you're just exposing yourself as a dumb shit

>>75283260
Yeah I'm still here Mads

>prime arlovski beat werdum and Rothwell

Has there ever been a fighter that's been as delet'd as arlovski?

>>75283229
Top 6 HW are all good fun to watch

>>75283316
YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK

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>>75283320
Weidman is getting there

>>75281549
Nice

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*teeps*

Is Rose, dare I say, /ourgirl/? Someone post her head kick please

>>75283389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnqnuNfMlx4

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>>75283411
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country

>>75283260
who said that? does that guy even fight anymore? tell him i'm not here i'm busy defending his belt. what a cuckold.

>>75283411
>sponsored by "fight like a girl"
>one of the few women on the planet who fights like a guy

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/robert-whittaker-on-potential-luke-rockhold-fight-at-ufc-213-its-a-bit-rushed

why is Rockhold so desperate all of a sudden? is he avoiding Romero and Moose? Is he scared of being left out in the wilderness. also a side note, if Rockhold doesn't fight until 213, then he hasn't fought in 13 fucking months.

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>>75283436

>>75283472
I honestly think he would get knocked out almost identically to the way Bisping knocked him out

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>>75283472
Destineh is a powerful force not to be messed with buddeh.

Believe you me

>>75283436
Change youtube to youpak in the url

>>75283411
lol paige vanzant needs to just give up and finish culinary school

>>75283472
>Moose
I think Moose is an easier matchup for Rockhold than Whittaker.

>>75283472
I think Rockhold realizes that with the rise of Moose and Whittaker, they're likely to fight title eliminators in the near future for the winner of Romero-Bisping OR one of them may fight Romero for the belt if Bisping decides to retire

He wants to get in on that burgeoning title picture before he'd have to work his way up the ranks again

>>75283486
At least Pat Barry taught her something good

Would Demetrious Johnson vs. Cyborg draw?

>>75283641
If cyborg lands she would kill him

>>75283229
middleweight got USADA'd the hardest. it will seem good again when all the ex roiders who flunked out of LHW trickle back into their natural weight class

>>75283684
He's probably strong as fuck to be honest

>>75283684
She wouldn't land anything on MM however, he would piece her up and later submit

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WonderBoy > Whittaker > Jacare > Werdum > Cain > Lesnar > Hunto > Struve > Miocic

Wonderpedo confirmed for GOAT

Who fails the next USADA test?

Who do you hope fails?

>>75283754
No one, you weirdo

Where do you guys see Lellator in 3 years?

>>75283754
all brazilians except from aldo


oh and mighty mouse

>>75283736
Woodley

>>75283791
gone like it should be now

>>75283754
I hope DC fails

>>75283736
Artem Lobov > Martin Svensson

Martin Svensson > Morten Djursaa

Morten Djursaa > Alan Carlos

Alan Carlos > Petras Markevicius

Petras Markevicius > Gegard Mousasi

Gegard Mousasi > Mark Hunt

Mark Hunt > Stefan Struve

Stefan Struve > Stipe Miocic

>>75283816
You are not a fan of MMA

>>75283837
>Artem is the GOAT
Tell us something we didn't know buddeh
Cub is a dead man walking

>>75283839
And yet I've competed in and attended more mma events than you.

>>75283837
cmere ya fookin beauty

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>worst draw ever in fox
>womyns and midgets in the main event
really makes you think huh

>the main midget also asks for a million bucks payday
hahaha cant make that up

>>75283894
I highly doubt that. I'm Matt Hughes. Son of a farmer.

>>75283924
That "midget" went head to head with NBA and NHL playoffs.

Kill you'reself frogposter

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>>75283968
>mfw manlets get triggered when people shit on flyweight

>>75284023
I'm 5'7" that's hardly a midget. I guaranteed under fair conditions and no counter programming Mighty Mouse would shatter FOX records.

>>75284074
lol

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>>75284074
>I'm 5'7"
>that's hardly a midget

>>75283799
>>75283837
Only mma fights that end in finishes count

Stephen Thompson TKO'd Robert Whittaker

Robert Whittaker TKO'd Jacare Souza

Jacare Souza outjitzed Fabricio Werdum

Fabricio Werdum Submitted Cain Velasquez

Cain Velasquez TKO'd Junior Dos Santos

Junior Dos Santos TKO'd Stefan Struve

Stefan Struve TKO'd Stipe Miocic

Much impressive resume than a bunch of who's like
>Petras Markevicius
>Morten Djursaa
>Alan Carlos
>Martin Svensson

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>>75284074
>I'm 5'7" that's hardly a midget.

>>75284132
>BJJ
>fighting

pick one

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>>75284074
>I'm 5'7" that's hardly a midget
>I'm 5'7" that's a midget
>I'm 5'7" midget
> 5'7" midget
>5'7"
>5

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>>75284074

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>>75284074

>I'm 5'7" that's hardly a midget

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>>75284074
It's a cold world anon

Ask most likely the most experienced and best fighter here anything. Started training in 1999.

>>75284278

I started trainging in 1985

What now?

>>75283285
>UFC will never add a T H I C C division
Pretty homosexual tbhwy

>>75284278
I started training in 1936

>>75284322
I hanged my heavybag from Jesus' cross

>>75284356
Did Jesus ever tap?

>>75284374

Stipe tapped

Webm request from Whitaker vs Jacare

Round 1
3:02 to 2:49

2:48 to 2:30

>>75284390
He also got knocked out and woken up when he hit the canvas. Connor Ruebusch literally confirmed this so it's not debatable.

Jacare got BTFO

Hahahahahahahahahahah

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>based schaubbro predicting every fight with precision

schaub bless

dont you guys see they're planting the seed? artem is gonna get smashed by cub and then conor will jump into the cage and start a big commotion. conor vs cub for the 155lb belt this july

>>75284483
Work on your cardio fatass

>>75284603

>conor vs cub for the 155lb belt this july

stop posting

Rate this card.

Cub Swanson vs. Artem Lobov
Al Iaquinta vs. Diego Sanchez
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Marcos Rogério de Lima
John Dodson vs. Eddie Wineland
Joe Lauzon vs. Stevie Ray
Jake Ellenberger vs. Mike Perry
Thales Leites vs. Sam Alvey
Dustin Ortiz vs. Brandon Moreno
Scott Holtzman vs. Michael McBride
Jessica Penne vs. Danielle Taylor
Alexis Davis vs. Cindy Dandois
Bryan Barberena vs. Joe Proctor
Hector Sandoval vs. Matt Schnell

>>75284646
7/10 for a free card

>>75283258
Seriously?
>Cody
>Dilly
>Cruz
>Lineker
>Dodson
>Aljo
>Almeida
>Duquesnoy
>Moraes
>Rivera

And from that list only dodson, dilly, and Cruz are 30 or older.

>>75284630
listen cocksucka THEY PLANTED THE SEED!

>>75284646

Potential spicey fights listed below

>Cub Swanson vs. Artem Lobov
>Al Iaquinta vs. Diego Sanchez
>John Dodson vs. Eddie Wineland
>Joe Lauzon vs. Stevie Ray
>Jake Ellenberger vs. Mike Perry
>Dustin Ortiz vs. Brandon Moreno
>Bryan Barberena vs. Joe Proctor

>>75283175
Except they won't even give cyborg the title shot. She's been crying about it on social media for weeks and is asking the UFC to release her if they won't make the fight. The division was an absolute mistake.

>>75284646
>the trex and the dinosaur
>who vs. a dead guy
>foreign sounding names
>midgets
>lauzon's last small payday
>perry gets fed to someone
>alvey will continue to not get his face punched in
>meh
>meh
>hot black midget with delicious ass has twelve inch arms, news at eleven
>meh
>meh
>double meh

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>>75284646
looks spicy and the threads will be comfy

>>75283837
>>75283736
Memes aside, even if you accept Arlovski as winning, Brendan Schaub is still clearly the superior fighter and the GOAT of all GOATS.

Arlovski lost to Brett Rogers, who lost to to Barnett who lost to Cro Cop who got decapitated by Big Brown. Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.

This can be applied a step further to the Travis Browne . Browne just lost to Andrei Arlovski who, as we've established, is inferior to Based Big Brown. Therefore, Schaub > Arlovski > Browne. This also applies to when Arlovski beat big Country.

Schaub beats Gonzaga, who beat rothwell.
Therefore

Schaub > Gonzaga > Rothwell

>Brendan Schaub
Undisputed GOAT
15-0 record
11-0 in the UFC

>>75284770

>Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.

Big Nog KO'd Schaub stiff

>>75284770
>just lost to Andrei
Wew I've been posting this for a while. Need to fix that.

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>>75284791
On steroids, in Brazil, after gsssing Schaub in the lockerroom and an illegal blow to the back of the head (pic related). Schaub wins a fair fight 10/10 times.

Schaub>Cro Cop>Barnett>Big Nog

Can't argue with math nerd.

>>75284863
Schaub bless brother. Can't deny that.

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Honestly.

Did you watch last night for MM?

Did he make the card more interesting?

Or were you going to watch if he was on it or not?

After he won did you even care?

Would you've have been fine if this had been the final product?

>>75284738
>asian fighters

>>75285016
i literally stopped watching after rose's fight
only looked today to see if he lost

not a manlet thing i don't like him at all

>>75285016
Jacare vs whittaker was the main interest and the peak of the card for me in terms of intensity. The wmma and manlets were a good way to wind down.

You know remember Rena v the Hungarian chick

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So apparently Jazzy was supposed to best Reina then was already scheduled to fight Gabi in July. Gabi was already getting ready for the fight.
After Jazzy lost Gabi did am instagram live stream and she was legit sad and upset that Jazzy is so trash. From thisast post it seems like she still wants to fight her because man, who else can Gabi fight? There's not many bigg chicks out there

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>P4P #1 for years
>Still unable to headline
WHEN
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>>75285222
I think king Reina beats gabi

>mighty meme called out gooby

Hasn't he learned he can't fight non-manlets?

>>75285100
Those were some good wmma and manlet fights tho

>>75285016
I watched it for DJ alone, he's a joy to watch. And of course I cared, I want him to beat Silva's record. DJ is a fantastic dude and I wish him nothing but good luck and good fights

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>Name is The Karate Hottie
>Gets head kicked by a wigger from Wisconsin

>>75285310
Dude he's like 4'10' wtf. Figures Sweden likes genetically cursed people

All of Schaub's "loses" come from roiders

Schaub is undefeated

>>75283486
Rose just Van Zant'd her ass. UFC was counting on Waterson since Paige got btfo left and right. Welp, that's too bad

>>75285353
And of course americans only like to see fat fucks fighting

I bet Roy Nelson is your boy, burgerlard

>>75285272
It's fun to think that but Jazzy has 0 combat experience besides 1 partial MMA camp and fight. She was still doing pro wrestling up until a couple weeks ago. Gabi is solid muscle, 30lbs heavier than Jazzy, 60lbs heavier than Reina, and a life long BJJ world champ. Reina couldn't just lay on top of Gabi like that even tho Gabi is trash, she would destroy that chick

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Rockhold will never come back

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>>75284074

>>75284646
>Fight Night looks like THAT?!

>>75284646
spiciest main card in a while

>pool is open
>go outside this morning to read
>sunburned af now
I'm never leaving heem again

>>75285386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9oJ4IQXFT4

PURO RESU STRONG

>>75285395
>The cheeky heel tap that makes sure cockyhold goes down after the punch

Michael "The Vet" Bisgoat

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just some heeminders

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lil sleepy heeminder

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a lil mommy milk heeminder

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a lil crookshanks heeminder

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a lil wmma spicy banging heeminder

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>tfw manlet
>respect DJs accomplisments and skill tremendously
>browse /sp/ to finally see a short world class athlete be praised for such a brilliant performance
>be dissapointed
>go to reddit
>even reddit focuses on the low draw

why can't I just learn...

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What went wrong?

>>75285810
>Let's do a fixed fight where I get shadow realmed and cut 5 years off my life

Americans need to be rangebanned for Rizin cards

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another spicy wmma banger heeminder

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>>75282341
That headkick was pretty much the only good thing about that fight. Well maybe also the fact Waterson proved to have more heart than some male fighters and of course bundas
>I rate WMMA

>>75285726
>>75285753
>>75285783
>>75285810
>>75285840
Post that insane Rena fight

>>75285892
it was the best fight on the card

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>mfw Mighty Mouse asked for a 7 figure pay day

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>>75285878
literally nothing. she's 9 and 1. she had to lose eventually and it wasn't even a bad loss. shes learned that she needs to push the pace and will adjust. its not like she got exposed. she was just too hesitant and didnt execute enough but when she did it was effective

>>75285869
DJ fights fucking bums

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>>75285906
i went to sleep after the Jazzy fight

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When did cruz become a big guy?

>>75285943
What do you want him to fight? People that small are very rare.

>>75285972
DC is a very obese bantamweight

>>75285964
>That tattoo
No wonder she lost. She is a cuck.

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Have you thanked Based Whitaker today?

Nate > nick

>>75285964
Fuck man, you missed the best fight on the card. If you paid for the ppv you can go back on fite TV and watch it

>>75285972
Cormier is fucking big potato indeed.

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a lil nightmare heeminder

>>75285972
I want to cover megan olivi's stupid slut face with a big hot load of cum

>>75286059
yeah i just realized that i can go back and make webms. im gonna do it now. if you have any requests i'll consider them

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>>75286084
that fucking wigger piece of shit hurt muh waifu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75286052
you can see in his face all his hopes and dreams; flushed down the toilet

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>>75286056
Nick > Nate

>>75285911
I don't know man I just can't get exited seeing two chiks hardly half my weight hopping around one another swinging those tiny limbs of theirs. Can't shake off the feeling one of them gonna burst crying after another another punch landed to her face.

hopefully /our guy/ Ulka Sakaki can get some better takedown defense so he can retire MM

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I said, have you thanked Based Whitaker today, lads?

TYBW :^)

>>75286177
Good. I took joy in that.

>>75286178
>gets fed b level stand and bang mongs without a wrestler in sight
>b-but i-it was l-legit

>>75286222
Wrestling is for punk ass bitches who are afraid to fight, Nick is a heavy hitter too real for this shit, thats wassup. If you wanted to see him fight wrestlers, you've been buying them wolf tickets homie

>>75286275
lol 4 fights
this is why gambling is for poor people

>>75286289
How's the vacation in Poland Nate

>>75286275
>tfw got every single one wrong

hmmm

>>75286289
Nick got fucking manhandled by GSP

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>My sides got completely destroyed last night
>I haven't stopped laughing since
>The state of Poocare fags

Based Whitaker, lads.

why do people not pay any attention at all to flyweight but then bantam at just 10 pounds heavier is considered an exciting division?

bantamweights are still thoroughly manlet, is the difference between turbomanlet hobbitmode and run of the mill manlet really that big?

>>75279720
Woodlys gunna call out Mickey Gal

#MONEY FIGHTS!

BJJ is a scam

>>75286324
Fuck you Goerges, you alien chasing, wolf ticket selling punk ass bitch, you are scared of heavy hitters homie.

Nick was poisoned before that fight and GSP didn't make weight, it was a set up, Diaz is too real to be a UFC cham, thats wassup

Shout out to Jake and Gil, they know wassup

>>75286362
bantamweight has a better history through WEC, flyweight is pretty much just mighty mouse

>>75286112
everything rena

>>75286420
LITTLE

>>75286420
>open it up expecting a joke or troll
>it's actually his penis

why are you posting this here?

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>those greying temples
Was Cody fighting a LITERAL grandpa?

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>he watched last nights card

>>75286518
forgot how spicy that fight was t b h

rizin will never be pride

bellator will never be strikeforce

>>75286490
I want people to rate it, dummy

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>>75286444
just finished this one

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BOOM, headshot!

>Take fight to stay busy
>Think you're gonna crush another can to solidify yourself as a contender
>BING, BANG, BONG, get ASSFUCKED by a gatekeeper on the rise

Sad!

>>75286420
7/10. You shaved. Makes everything look bigger. You're trying to smoke and mirror us.

HAHAHAHA
jacaroid btfo, USADAD

>>75286605
Whittaker is a prospect not a gatekeeper tho

>>75286362
that division has like 1 good fighter and a couple journeymen kind of worth watching, that's why.

same reason wmma divisions are shit. filled with literal whos.

the more you wander from the goat LW in males divison, the worse the competition gets. WW and FW have plenty of great fighters. MW and BW have a handful of great ones. from there on out it's just anomalies when looking for a worthwhile fighter. LHW is literally DC and the guy who is ineligible. FW is mighty mouse and lineker? dodson? HW is literally just veterans and freaks who didnt manage to get into the nfl... simple as that.

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>>75286632
Shut it, Poocarefag. Shut your FOOKIN mouth, thank Whitaker already or else!

has the jacare fag been spotted since his boy got usada'd?

>>75286568
RIZIN probably will be better than pride once it starts to pick up steam

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>>75286668
I'm not a Jacarefag for that matter but yeah, nice win Robert, good fite

What happens when Tim Kennedy gets VBIED'd in rural Syria by ISIS?

>>75286420
Awesome pic. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>jacaroid would defeat Matthew Bisping
>>75286800
that won't happen, he is hard to kill

>>75286838
If he is returning to an active ODA odds are he'll be working with malnourished Kurdish farmers fighting against literal psychotic Islamists

I'm sure he'll have fun at least

Why do meme fighters lose on Fight Nights but win in PPVs?

This card is no exception

>Nelson lost
>WHO lost
>Lemon head lost
>Watersports lost

>>75286696
he hasn't been spotted in weeks. he stopped using that name in like january all the others were trolls. i could tell because he said "namelad" and the others said "namefag"

>>75285328
wiggers are the most powerful race. they have no fear

>>75287178
Matt Lindland would be proud, even I can't see that one