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lmao look at this

Why couldn't Lego make this?

Leafs beat the capitals in game 2 this season has been considered a success you can't make fun of us

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>>75278163
looks like every Canadian I'VE ever met.

Ducks will win the cup

Oilers will win the cup

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>>75278235
If you lose you win

Tell me /hoc/ will the hawks win three in a row?

Laughing so hard at the Cowshitgary LMAO

>dump shatty
>still leading your series by 2

Are the blues good or is Minnesota a failure of a state

>>75278434
maybe next november

>>75278479
Shattenkirk isn't that good and it's not that big of a loss when you have Pietrangelo and Paryako

>>75278434
Haha they cant even get 2 in a row.
>calgravy
>laughing SO HARD at the minisoda mild

>Niggary

Slovakia is a massive faggot

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St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

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JUST

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>>75278117
>choking hazard

Americans are very rude

>Calgayry Flaming Faggots

>>75278628
At least it isn't Texas...

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>>75278630
Suck when the preds beat you in round 1 doesnt it? Be prepared to win 3 straight only to lose games 6 and 7 btw.

>>75278702
>Mighty Ducks® of Anaheim

>>75278638
I find you insinuation most offensive good sir.

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>>75278647
>Poogary Lames

Should the NHL move the Blue Jackets to Seattle?

Anyone want a nibble on this spicy kielbasa?

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>>75278722

Is there any team more pathetic than Calgary, except for the Blackcucks obviously?

>>75278786
No. Move the coyotes. Blue jackets at least have some fans

>>75278628
This is true. But at least they aren't pretending to be good at hockey

The Preds are massive refpuckbabbies

>>75278830
The caps are deluding themselves into thinking they'll win the cup this time. Ovi is holding them back and no one has the guts to point it out

>>75278849
>getting shutout twice is now refpuck

>>75278816
Please watch our sport

>>75278890
If you nibble on my spicy kielbasa

>>75278849
>blaming refpuck for a 5-0 loss
wew

>>75278849
False hawks fan, get outta here. Hawks fucking suck and they deserve the losses since they don't seem to care to win anyway

I don't even care about the worstern conference, but I'm glad the hawks are getting swept just so their cringey fans will fuck off

>>75279081
>False hawks fan
So you mean a hawks fan?

>craps on verge of being swept
>hawks on verge of being swept
>sharts on verge of being swept

Who's getting reverse swept?
Cucks
Bloos
Perds
??

Should I put it all on Nashville?

>>75279308
cucks

>>75279326
you know it

>>75279326
I'd put it all on their ice girls if you know what I mean

What happens if you live in a town right where the timezone changes?
Must be some mega misunderstandings all the time

>>75279503
Do you think we'll get any of their fans in /hoc/?

>>75279266
>series is tied 1-1
>VERGE OF GEING SWEPT XDDDDD
kys yourself

>>75279494
id have consensual sexual intercourse with them if you know what i mean

>>75279564
i think they go around the town

>>75278876
Ovi single handedly kills all of their power plays

>guys I'm gonna stand in the faceoff circle just keep passing me the puck and I'll keep shooting it, its gotta go in eventually right xD

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>>75279575
i dont

>underage cucks itt think the hawks wont sweep the pREDDITORS in 7
go back already

>>75279565
bandwagoners will always be present.

>>75279718
Reddithawks time is over, back to irrelevancy for you now

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>>75279681
God I hate the orange jerseys

>>75279619
Yeah but how about like a state line and you work in the other state or something and you cross a bridge every day in the morning

Must be a fucking wild pain in the ass

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SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JACKEN

>>75279718
They're more dead than Columbus. Columbus has a better chance at at least making the series a 6 game won
Reddithawks are cucked to oblivion. What an embarrassing way to end a dynasty *trademarked by NHL*

>>75279805
K

>>75279802
lloydminister has this issue, sask/alta border runs through the middle of the town

it gets even funner because alberta has daylight savings time and saskatchewan doesnt

>>75279657
The cup winning teams have dynamic two way captains. Ovi is so rigid. at least they're finally starting to cut his minutes. They might have a chance if he stops trying to put the team on his back

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>>75279905

>>75279905
The wings are the only team you void consider a dynasty in the last 20 years. The pens have a chance to make a new one

why did someone say no hokkei tonight when there fucking is?!?!?!

>>75279932
Lloydminster follows Alberta time so they don't have to worry about that shit.

>>75280240
Troled

>>75279763
They look so much redder on whenever I see them on Sportsnet.

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>>75280380
I dont find it funny

Will this be the year the team scores 0 goals in a playoff series?

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>finnish goaltending

Everyone seems to think the west will win. Look the west is shit. The winner is going to come from the east.

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>>75278370
>not posting the original

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say youre chilling in the offensive zone with 4 of your bros. youre all cool and youre just walking the blue line. all of the sudden this guy comes up to you and blocks your shot.

what do you do?

>>75280372
still have area codes, mailing addresses, government, taxes

>>75280781
fuck his wife

>>75280781
*dekes past him*

What an overrated player, only achieved notability because of his wife.

>>75280823
BOOM

>>75273371
>>75273617

>>75280661
Eastern conference is babbies beginner hockey

>>75280874
I don't think you know what "overrated" means.

>>75280929
Yes.

>>75280929
You are dumb as a rock my man

nice laine dubs though

>>75280781
He looks like he would kick me out of a party :^(

Blues are massive refpuckbabbies

>>75280539
>being unironically a shithawks fan

>>75280781
*collects the rebound off of his block and fires a low, hard shot on net* Heh

>>75280781
soft dump into the corner so my bros can go collect

nothing personnel mike

the flames are a huge meme

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>>75281119
*gathers in the rebound from your shot and tries to go top shelf at the goal mouth but fires it straight over the netting and into the crowd resulting in a delay of game*

>>75280813
They also follow Alberta tax in Lloyd otherwise nobody would live in the SK side.

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>>75279567
>being this new

>>75281263
you cant get a delay of game in the offensive zone you casual retart

>>75281323
>he schooled me
>better call him a newfig!

>>75280781
hard 2-1-2 forecheck tbhf

>>75279932
Isn't loydminster incorporated by both provinces though?

>>75281339
>implying he didn't fire it all the way to his own end

>>75280415
I miss the autistic lighting at Rexall. Made everything look better for some reason.

>>75281361
>still unaware of the swept meme

>>75281339
thats the zone i was in

Getting ready to laugh SO HARD at Minnesota Wild desu.

>>75281339
Implying I didn't pick it up with my hand and throw it out

>>75280661

>4 leastern Cups since the lockout
>3 of them were against the biggest meme chokers in the West - Edmonton, Hongcouver, Sharks

>>75281417
And the flames and hawks tomorrow yea?

>>75281417
Better pucker that pooper up, Lars. Wild win 4-2 with an empty netter.

>>75281394
>canadian hockey knowledge

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>>75281417
Hello rawnald
Laughing SO HARD at the state of hockey with no cups

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>Pekka Rinne has more points than the entirety of the Chicago Blackhawks

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World Championships soon

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*goes into cardiac arrest and passes out*

what do you do?

>>75281398
I'm aware but there's no "verge" this early

>>75281587
Sniffing salts

>>75281587
cpr

>>75281587
Take his wallet

>>75281587
Fuck his wife on top of him, the rhythm does cpr and saves him

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Preds v.s Oilers/Ducks WCF

>>75281587
*dipsy doodles around him and winds up for a slap shot high glove from the blue line*

>>75281649
>slap shot high glove from the blue line
literally the most reddit shot in the game

What would be the biggest upset for the Stanley cup winner?

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>75281744
Preds over pens

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>>75281647
it'll be ducks vs preds to be desu.
oilers will lose to shorks the shorks will shork against ducks giving them the WCF bid

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>they doubted the preds

>>75281715
best shot there is, best site there is

>>75281764
nah preds have a legit shot the biggest would be the blues over the pens
>or for the >rags to win

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EXPLAIN THIS

>>75281585
which country will be the meme team this year?

>>75281587
Put sunglasses on him and put him on a chair

>>75281764
I wish I bet on sports, Preds and Blues both had hilariously good odds

>>75281815
Toronto native who moved to washington for work decades ago

nothing wrong with this

>>75281398
you fucked up the swept meme though
better just kys

>>75281816
all of those are meme """"""""""countries""""""""""
>>75281815
a caps fan that respects matthews?

>>75281815
What a shitty tailor
Although also the guys fault for thinking he is skinnier than he is

My Staal Canes/Wild jersey looks so much better

For me, it's the quick snapshot, low blocker side.

>>75281764
No one over Pens will be an upset because will people will just point to the fact they'd be in the SCF without their No. 1 D and goalie.

>>75281894
pls be bait

>>75281897
For me, it's a slapshot to the mask.

ring ring nigga

>>75281790
Reddit

>>75281816

Finland after they fail to make it to the elimination bracket. It's not even funny how bad the team is right now. Aho and Filppula have to do some serious lifting if they want to win anything this year.

>>75281861
>Changing your team
>EVER
and i mean fucking EVER

>>75281941
literally the only reddit team making it anywhere in that bracket are the penguins

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>>75281944
are we seriously looking at finnish relegation crisis 2.0?

>>75281957
What about if they're relocated? Why would Atlanta root for the jets?

for me? it has to be, the backhander across the body

>>75281957
>not cheering for you geographically local team
what a fag

>>75282019
you have to cheer for whatever team your dad cheers for. if your dad does not like a sport, then you are free to choose at will

>>75281917
Fuck off, I wasn't going to do a 3 way with a Rangers jersey, it was going to cost too much. And Mark is a meme anyways

>>75281989
>relocated
literally the only acceptable reason to change your team

>>75281989
because your following more than the team. If your e a true fan you would have grown fond of the players and their progression.

>>75282043
>then you are free to choose at will
fag

>dad was born in Montreal, cheers for Habs
>I was born in Toronto, cheered for Toronto and Montreal
>I moved at a young age to Calgary, started cheering for Calgary
>went to university in Vancouver
>still like the cantpucks a little bit

Why can't I cheer for all of the Flames, Leafs, Habs, and Canucks?

>>75282043
>getting cucked by your dad
no, while it's ok to like a team your dad likes for the bonding experience to be force to like it simply because he does is wrong

You can chose whatever team you want as long as you stick with them for life.

>>75282082
>>75282087
reddit

>>75282019
What if I live in a state with a team but I'm actually closer to another team as far as distance, though they are in a different state

>>75282083
because no one will ever take you or your """opinions""" seriously. also you are a whore.

>>75282111
chose one and stick with it for life m8

>>75282093
if you choose a different team than your dad, you are a millenial redditor. fact not opinion.

>>75282142
Stick with current.

>>75282111
acceptable. people from north east BC tend to cheer for the oilers, no big deal. just do not ever switch

>>75282111
chose whatever team you like, dont fall for the
>muh geographically close meme

>>75282083
Because all those teams suck

>>75282166
>become a bandwagoning faggot

>rooting for anyone but your local beer league team

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>he he waht do u say
>that is hokki babe

>>75282067
>progression
>jest
You dumb nigger. The winters of Winnipeg literally destroyed the careers of Enstrom, Bogosian, Kane, Burmistrov and Pavelec.

>>75282199
gretzky dubs of truth

>cheering for anybody that isn't your high school/youth hockey team
Anything higher is just being a good goy

>>75282199
>doesnt know what a bandwagoner is
A bandwagoning fag is someone who switches teams to the good team when there team become shit. Someone who stick with a team for life, through the rain and shine is not bandwagoning fag.

>>75282234
t. pedosotan

>>75282220
not even sure why people in winnipeg are fans of the jest. at least isles and canes fans can point to cups.

is the liquor store open on easter. i didn't realize there was another 3 o clock game and i need to get drunk to enjoy watching eric staal be a bust and prove to be a huge regular season babby

>it's easier to get shot in chicago than it is to score a goal in a blackhawks jersey

>>75282220
they were literally shit then and they are still shit.

>>75282111
People in southwestern Ontario are often Detroit fans for baseball and hockey

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>>75282234
>muh high school hockey
child diddler detected

>>75282067
This is dumb. By this logic you should change your allegiance every time your team's players get traded away or retire.

>>75282253
What a stupid fucking post

>>75282245
a bandwagoner is any one who randomly jumps on a team with no legimate reason beyond....uhhhh i leik dem.

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For me, it's the soft toss on net from the blue line every single god damn time I get the puck

>>75282258
yes it is.
t. guy who works at one making 17$/hr
>just fucking end my life senpai

>>75282282
>What a stupid fucking post
What a stupid fucking post

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>tfw your skate has more points than the entire chicago blackhawks team combined

>>75282304
good post

for me, it's pretending to be off-balance and kicking it into the net

>>75282315
that goal is an early contender for most meme goal of playoffs this year. genuinely laughed out loud when i saw it.

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For me, it's a quick shot into the legs and hustling to pick up my own rebound

for me, its the ducks are in the leagues pockets

>>75281792
>st. louis literally whos
>beating nashville pekkarinnes

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>>75282220
Those guy are pussies for not being able to handle it, I don't want them.
Meanwhile Buff, Scheifele, Wheeler and Little are having the best seasons of their careers so explain that.

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for me, its arenas with cars in them

>>75282358
The chant "you can't win here" and the visibly shaken flames bench after that goal was the highlight of the playoffs so far for me

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>>75282204

>>75282413
for me, it isnt, it definitely isnt.

Lmaoing so hard at Ted from Akron

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>>75282381
jets couldn't make the playoffs despite them doing that, so explain that

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>>75282413
same to be honey

>>75282204
>>75282431
We need the Canes in the playoffs next year. Forslund doesn't go full meme on the national games. It's not the same.

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>>75282449
do you think they are related?

>>75282449
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>tfw when the poojackets had to discontinue there plans to hnd out crying crosby towels because they are getting fucked

>>75282358
dude if that goal doesn't prove the flames are cursed nothing does.
>>75282423
don't forget the flames crybaby coach after the game. flames are an utterly broken and defeated team right now.

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>>75282274
Does neighbourhood watch even do anything else than just stalk the inhabitants and shoot the occasional coon? Is there any real, fruit-bearing uses for it?

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>>75282433
>you now remember the isles had more cars in their arena than the panthers had people in their area last year

Literally can't wait for the Wild to completely silence the shitposters in a couple hours. Literally shaking right now in guaranteed result

>>75282492
legitimately no, other than harassing neighbours you don't like for made-up accusations

>>75282443
The worst goaltending in the league

>>75278849
>Being this mad at the preds

Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild

>>75282544
they've had SIX(6) years to fix it, why haven't they? do they jets not believe in good goaltending?

When does my home team of Tampa play?

>>75282528
i hope they go up by 4 goals early then lose in OT desu

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laughing SO HARD at ted from akron

For me, it's a deflection off of my ass over the glove

>>75282488
Why the fuck was he whining about the standards changing of officiating as if a player who lays on top of someone punching him and the guy on the ice holding his stick so he doesn't get crosschecked is remotely the same as someone flagrantly reaching out to grab a guys stick who would be on a clear cut 3 on 1. Then he whined about the goal call back even though it was never called back was blown dead before it even went into the net. Fucking absurd, why do the flames have such a tremendous victim complex?

>>75282576
Nah the jets unfortunately have to appear to be loyal to players otherwise nobody would sign here in a small market that treats it players like throwaway garbage

>>75281012
>>75281012
yes, as in, should that be a holding penalty?

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*gets a stupid penalty and ruins your team's momentum late in the third period*

>>75282576
Don't you know? Even six (6) years later, it's still the fault of the fatlanta trashers

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lmaoing so hard at Bobrovsky fans

>>75282596
shut the fuck up gordie from the unending forrests of Canada.

>>75282651
according to flames fans, he could have been a norris candidate

>>75282146
What if my dad's team is the Pongs

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for me, its the fast break, wrist shot into the goalie's crest, and crashing into the end boards

>>75282625
because they are a terrible team from the top down and it just can't be their fault. when he kept saying "I don't know why it wasn't a goal" that shit was priceless. Refs literally spelled it out that it was goalie interference because the flam kicked gibson into the net prior to the no-goal. I mean I would feel pity for them if they weren't also a bunch of niggers taking cheap shots all game long. I legitimately hope their plane crashes into the saddledome on the way home.

>>75282146
what if my dad is a /hoc/ casual and only """"likes"""" the canucks because they have a funny name and we lived in mississippi.

>>75282670
Then your dad picked a winner

>>75282377
We dominate the child predators in our new yeo configuration.

>>75282670
Then he probably beat you with his belt
While he was wearing it

>>75282783
nashville will shred the bloosers

The flames in the playoffs are clear proof that the West is filled with bad treams

>>75282361
>le grab the cash and suck fucking ass man

>>75282757
Thankfully he did. Could you imagine having a dad who likes the poo jerkits?

>>75282715
>I mean I would feel pity for them if they weren't also a bunch of niggers taking cheap shots all game long
They are playing the ducks man, you know a team with Kesler, Bieksa, Perry, three players who made a career playing that way.

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Anyone else pay out the ass to see a playoff game live and end up ignoring it to shitpost?

Pic related. Puck drop in an hour 20 prolly. Anyone else finna be here?

The blue jackets in the playoffs are clear proof that the East is filled with bad treams

>>75282856
Are they going to be wearing the baby blues? Not going to watch otherwise.

>>75282870
islanders would have put up a better fight desu, even without tavares

>>75282856
What the fuck an I looking at?

>>75282808
we dominated them 4-1 in a critical game down the stretch. they'd get butt fucked in a series at this point.

thank god the series is headed back to Columbus.Maybe the series will actually feel like a playoff game. Why are pens fans so shit?

>>75282849
neither of which have tried to intentially hurt someone you fucking leaf. yeah they're all "instigators" but calgary is fucking dirty

>>75282849
>the mere presence of Perry and Kesler forces the flames to take retarded penalties
>justasplanned.jpg
This is why they'll never beat the ducks, they get baited too easily

>>75282880
Just talked to one of the ushers and she said that they were. She sounded unsure, but I'm hoping for the best.

>>75282895
our rink is literally heaven, that's a jersey for the new born he's picking up after the game, we don't have to wait for a stork.

>Canadain fans BTFO

>>75282895
A typical st louis citizen with a tarasenko rally towell

>>75282918
Get out of my country Ted

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>>75282902
>we

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>>75282902
>we

The Blues Winter Classic Jerseys are banned from the playoffs.

>>75282895
A sleep deprived college student seeking attention from my faborite board.

>>75282856
>finna
Fucking St. Louisian, you're making me regret picking >your team in my bracket

>>75282902
>regular season

>>75282832
Im just glad i grew up in Michigan in the 90s

>>75282856
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

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>>75282942
>literally heaven
>no cup
sounds like purgatory to me. forever waiting and all that

>>75282856
what a cutie you are

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>>75282856
>these are the freaks I talk to on /hoc/

>comfy afternoon game
>nbc
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75282921
>>75282921
Agreed their presence is forcing the flames to take dumb penalties.
>>75282919
Its the playoffs you moron. You want them to hold hands? It was chippy out there on both ends. My point is the ducks have played on the edge for the past decade, its just the way they play, so to try and put the blame all on one side is retarded.

>>75282856
lose some weight chewie

>>75283011
Talk shit, post pic
You fucking faggot, I bet you have one eye and a lisp

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>>75283048
Actually I'm incredibly handsome, so joke's on you, Trudeau.

>>75282638
One of each

>>75283044
My friends call me Meth Rogen

WHERE'S MY TED AT
AT
AT
AT
(WHERE'S MY RED AT)

>>75283064
>Actually I'm incredibly handsome
Sure you are, and im the fucking pope

>>75283071
Your friends have some solid bants, 8/10, you picked well. You seem like a cool guy, would go to a game with(not a blues fan though, ducks fan)

Reminder that only Minnesota Wild fans can say "we" because it is a huge selling point of the franchise

Everyone else? You guys are consumers.

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Scottrade center right now. These blues dont even KNOW whats about to happen

>>75283071
kek, that's good

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>>75282083
>dad born in Mtl cheers for Habs
>brother and sister both born in Mtl cheer for Habs
>Mum emigrated to Mtl introduced to hockey there, cheers for Habs
>Grandpa played for the Hab junior team with Rocket Richard, still cheers for the Habs
>Me born in Gatineau cheer for Snes

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>>75283157

>>75283040
there is a difference between pushing someone's buttons and trying to legit injure players. Calgary is a loser team of sad niggers.

>>75282695
Then poor body language all the way to the bench

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Pickems for today, Lads

>Minnisota vs St.Louis
3-1 Minnisota

>Edmonton vs San Jose
4-2 Edmonton

>Pittsburgh vs Columbus
4-2 Pittsburgh

>Montreal vs New York
3-2 Montreal (OT)

>>75282856
just shitpostin the time-outs/period intervals, fer chrise sake

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>>75283104
Asuh dude

>>75282856
you look like that guy I used to buy from and talk shit about.

>>75283185
youre clearly to invested in this series to see things clearly. Its a lot easier when you dont have a rotting interest.

>>75283157
Are you Haitian?

>>75283157
Fuck off Jacque

calgary is a sad and pathetic franchise

publicly whine to the league about being penalized too much, what a bunch of faggots lmao

>>75282998
Thank you

>>75283234
>le bias meme
gtfo with that weak ass shit. Calgary is dirty, I know it, you know it, /hoc/ knows it, /sp/ knows it and calgary themselves know it. it's why they can't win

>>75283240
French/Scottish

so we all agree nylander deserves to win the calder over a postseason choker right?

>>75283293
Ducks are equally dirty and have been for the past decade. Accept it.

>>75283311
So we all agree Price deserves to win the Vezina over a postseason choker, right?

>>75283214
Blue Jackets win every game.
I don't know how it just happens fuck you.

>>75283311
Laine ended his regular season proudly instead of busting to the playoffs to embarrass himself like the Leafs.

L4C

Digit at the end of this post determines how many years it'll take for Flames to win a Honda Center

>>75283218
Go wild!

>>75283332
price is getting lit up just as hard as bobrovsky, so is loltby

>>75283374
>having an arena named after a japanese company

usaeans cucked beyond reproach

>>75283330
except they objectively have not been

>>75283371
Marner and Busthews will split the votes giving Laine the win. Cap it

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>>75283371
>Proudly
>3 Points in last 10 games

Jajajajjaja

>>75283311
It's a regular season award fuccboi

>>75281520
sup m8

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>>75283400
I disagree, but I hope you have fun watching nonetheless.

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>the state of the hawks

>>75283441
and we all know regular season is more important than playoffs

>>75283466
>that hairline
J U S T
U
S
T

>>75283402
>Price
1.76/.941

>Holtby
2.29/.932

>Fraudrovsky
3.10/.900

>>75283476
My hair used to be thicc and now I got a widows peak the size of exas

>>75283332
Price is going to get 5 put past him tonight.

>>75283474
Wow you can't even comprehend a simple and straightforward statement

>>75283489
>PEKKA "BRICK WALL GOD" RINNE
0/1.000
BOW. DOWN.

>>75283523
>from the >rags

W E W
E
W

>>75283431
Laine never went on a 8-game pointless drought though

>>75283549
He also didn't score 40 goals nor did his team make the playoffs

>>75283549
He went on a 9.

>>75283489
gaa is the superior stat

>A source said Ryan Hartman won't face additional discipline for his hit on Craig Smith last night.

crosschecks to the head are ok if it's not a Penguins player, apparently

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The Preds have a guy smaller than Arvy on the Team apparently

>>75283476
When you're older than 17 you'll understand that men on average don't retain their juvenile hairlines

>>75283544
which'll make it even more embrassing

>>75283589
Whats your point? Bobrovsky has the worst in both

>>75283594
When did Tie Domi start playing for the Preds

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>>75283592

>>75283157
>dad never cared about sports, too busy with work
>kid in Michigan in the early 90s, want to get into hockey because that's what all the other kids do but dad says it is too dangerous so I just watch games on tv at a friend's house
>we move away to a non-hockey state
>can't even watch games anymore because we live too far away
>read about the wongs winning the cup less than two years after we moved
I've always wondered what it would have been like to have parents that cared about hockey, or any sport at all.

The trend so far are Defensemen being injured. Who goes down tonight and how?