Manchester United vs Chelsea game thread 2

poo

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nth for hats

wenger out

>de gay

n+1th for anime a shit

Spurs winning the title edition

Kek who is that constantly screaming on the sideline?

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>>75277095
FIRST FOR CHEALSEA

*dabs apologizing*

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>anime

trash

FUCK COSTA

>>75277147
GROLY GROLY

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>Chelski

wenger in

>no zlatan
>manure are leading

Is that swedish muslim finally exposed?

>yfw Pogba finally acclimatises to EPL

Fuck off with the gay ass anime posting

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>THE CITY OF ABU

What's the score?

>implying antifa arent fascists

Costa to China

LUKAKU IN

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stop believing in ideologies

just got off the phone with the president of the premier league. Pogboom will score the 2nd goal

>>75277208
hes christian

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19th for punching porn stars

Lingard sucks

>100k bongs/week

Mouyes is an insider agent.

is chelsea fuck up and dont win the title, who will replace conte?

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>>75277209
>didn't fuck up yet
>made a tackle
>h-he's getting good now la

>pogpoop

cant stand jim beglin and peter drury wanking off eachother about how manure are going to win the treble for the next 1000 years because of world class pace niggers and because they scored in the first 10 minutes against chelsea

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What you drinking for the game?

>13/14 season all over again
>yfw chelsea slips

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>mfw united are the ones making the league interesting again

>Fellaini dominating the player of the year (™) Kante

>>75277275
A cuppa tea

>>75277275
coffee

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>dominates the EPLel

>>75277275
my cum

>>75277149
Sanchez is just shit that's why they're losing matches

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>>75277275

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NOOOO THIS WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN

Kante vs Fellaini is a terrible matchup

>>75277275
Thanks doc.

Will Chelshit fans at least admit that they are being outplayed badly by Man U in this match?

Stay neutral Martin

Here to watch some artistry. Heard United can sure draw.

>>75277316
what does cum taste like anon?

You just wait till 90 minutes you fucking Asian customers

3-1 Chelsea

FUCKING COSTA JUST FUCK OFF TO CHINA ALREADY
PIECE OF TRASH CUNT

>>75277262 →
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non-weeb edition

>>75277275

barcelona fans tears, I've enough to feed me for a year.

>>75277275

THANKS DOC

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>>75277307
WATCH IT

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>>75277147
me on the left

>>75277264
sorry sweaty, he's already good

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>>75277209

>>75277362
Fuck off

How many easter eggs did your mum get you /sp/?

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>>75277264

>>75277362
fuck off

>>75277388
Well fuck off with the gay ass anime OP picture you twat

>>75277249
He's a Zlatanist

Missed the goal, did Tyler cream his pants when Rashford scored?

>>75277362
/sp/ is anime

pogba should be on a better team

Conte not wearing his wig today?

>>75277345
taste your own to find out

>>75277362
fuck off

>>75277307
stereotypical italian

>>75277433
>getting mad at a harmless drawing

>>75277196
What anime is this?

>>75277147
me on the right

>>75277396
0 :(

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>>75277362
>being this insecure

>>75277362
Va te faire enculer

>>75277479
On it mate.

>Squawka: Diego Costa completed 2 passes in the opening 25 minutes.

Both were from kick-off situations.

stream?

>>75277469
Eromanga-sensei

>>75277362

kys my lad.

>>75277275
Water from the water filter

Costa is cute

CUTE

>>75277469
Eromanga Sensei.

>>75277452
Heard Barcelona and Real are preparing offload Nerman and Bale respectively to engage in 200mil bidding battle for Pogboom. I mean
HAVE YOU SEEN THE TACKLE

>>75277479
kys autist

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>>75277362

>>75277505

reddit

lmao chelshit unironically going to choke the title

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>>75277479

>>75277476
wew lad

>>75277476
still would desu senpai

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>>75277479
reported

Is this Chelsea's slippy g moment?

Well deserved yellow.

HOW IS THAT A YELLOW?

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WHO NEEDS EDEN HAZARD
WE'VE GOT JESSE LINGARD
NA NA NAA NA
NA NA NAA NA

>Pogba absolutely destroying Kante

LMFAO
And people had the balls to unironicall suggest Kante was better in some way?

Better at what? Playing 5 yard side-passes?

Pogba is a fucking beast. He's absolutely ripped Chelsea a new asshole.

Best CM in football since Xavi

How many fouls is Kante aloud to give per card?

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>>75277469
boku no pico

>>75277476
I'd seen the nude art, but what's with the porn?

MIGRATE TO NON WEEB EDITION

THERE ARE OTHER BOARDS FOR ANIME FOR FUCK SAKE

>yellow for based costa

Damn this ref is a mancunian no doubt about it

Elephant man at it again

>>75277140
Rose?!
you looked so much better before transitioning into a nigger

back to heem i go

About time Chelsea finally see a yellow. When will Kante get one?

Kek Costa gets booked for being in insufferable cunt

lets be honest here. nobody thinks united will actually win this game unless you're mentally deficient.

>>75277476

Quick rundown?

which part of manchester are you from lads

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>>75277476
JUST

>>75277536
Will be hilarious but I would rather them win the title than Sperm.

>>75277579
this 2bh

>>75277476
what's the porn like lads?

>>75277588
Thread got deleted

>>75277618
of course

they want to draw every game, it's all they know, it's uncomfortable for them to be in the lead

Pogba is absolute shit lmao

Reminder that Pogba is single handedly destroying Kante and Lampard in midfield.

>>75277476
Better when hairy

>>75277476
Who cares

I'm fucking scared g-guys. what if Conte fucks it up? And it's >Mouyes setting us on a path to lose the title?

>>75277582
>>>/Sudan/
Spelling makes a man

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>>75277588

>>75277476
Who's this, fham?

>>75277618
im a united fan and I don't even think united will win

>>75277621
United mate, wbu?

>>75277476
she went from a girl that wouldn't even talk to guys on here to a woman that guys on here hate lol

>>75277654
SEETHING

>>75277476
both since i did the opposite to her

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>>75277588
ssssshhh

just dreams now

1. chelsea
2. tottenham
3. Man U
4. Liverpool

>>75277654
>>75277655
hmmmmmmmm

>Non-weeb thread getting deleted

Hiro was a mistake

>>75277621

coronation street

>>75277663
>us

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>>75277579
>Makelele's defensive tenacity
>Vieira's box-to-box instinct
>Zidane's ball control and incisive passing

>>75277633
Hairy Porhead

If you don't think this game will end in a draw, you're fooling yourself.

This is the first time I've watched this sport. Is Pogba the best player in the world as he looks like he's the best player on the pitch and easily the best player I've ever seen - and I've watched football for 20 years.

>>75277692
>>75277692
>>75277692
>>75277692

nonweeb edition #2

>>75277621
>>75277677
>talking to yourself

Sad twat LMAO

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>>75277654

this get for a draw

>cup of yorkshire tea (for hard water) and a slice of toast with butter and orange marm

absolutely comfy here on easter sunday, lads

how comfy are you?

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Anime win again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7PCWNl1fPc

>>75277727
give it up you pathetic twat

>>75277727
MIGRATE

THERE ARE OTHER WEEB BOARDS

>>75277727
fuck off

Rojo vs Costa

Who's the biggest cunt?

*dabs*

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>>75277726

quints and spurs win the league

sevens for 4chan is dead and everyone that uses 4chan is a gay cunt

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>>75277579

Costa is an absolute joke

I'm sorry, but did Chelsea already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Chelsea are still playing right now and they have been the best team in London for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the Premier League who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Super Sunday Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Chelsea are one of the best fucking teams in the Premier League, they went 12-14-12 last year and would of won the PL if Hazard didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Chelsea win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Spurs just dropped 3 points. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these ABC topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Is there a single weakness in Pogba's game?

>Costa trying his usual shit
>Bailly cucking him

pretty uncomfy to be honest lads

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Quints for anime being shit

>>75277760
Costa

>>75277751
*Dabs into your shop

>>75277742
this get for you dying alone :)

bassed

Lesta will win CL

>south americans
absolute disgusting

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What absolute madmen

>>75277754
>watches cartoons made for little chinese girls
>calling anyone else pathetic

Hispanics should be banned in our EPL

>>75277726
Yes

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>>75277713
>1-0 until 89th minute
>Costa dives in box
>Chelsea tie on penalties

>Costa
I hate that fucking cunt

United are really tiring themselves. I've seen Chelsea do that to other teams. Second half is going to be really different.

>>75277459
I'm not a faggot desu
besides you already had a load on your mouth
just describe it desu

>>75277785
not being good at football

>>75277785
He's too good at everything.

woooooow

lmao that is so pathetic

Rojo is actually a psychopath, it's a disgrace he's still on the pitch.

Chelse/a/ B T F O

>>75277777

>>75277770
*weekly

>>75277339
yes

how is rojo not off yet? he's blatantly trying to foul costa in everything he does

costa is a clown go back to spain

>There are people in this thread above the age of 22
Haha what the fuck are you doing with your life?

>ManU fans screaming ARGENTINA

based

>>75277795
this for a tragedy in your family

lel costa red card soon desu

Christ Costa is such a fucking monkey.

It's only a matter of time until Chelsea scores

So Spurs confirmed for champions?

>>75277853
i dont get it

POGBA!

Costa spends more time acting up and trying to instigate then actually play. Conte must be stubborn as fuck because there is no way Michy could possibly be worse rn

i want to FUCK Conte

>unironically chanting argentina
fucking customers lel

>>75277850
>implying you won't be here forever

>>75277727

It isn't even summer yet, but here you are.

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why did we fired him?

anyone else notice the slight commentary bias for Manchester?

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>Poobag

>>75277889
Rojo is from Argentina

Is Pogba the best English midfielder since Lampard?

>>75277816
How is eating your own semen gay? Eating someone else's would be, but not your own.

>>75277934
evil WOMAN ruined everything!

>>75277850
Studying at the moment. What about you?

>>75277850
you think being 22 and older will cure your autism?

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P O G P A

FALKLANDS

I wonder what ibra's hair smells like

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>>75277745

got this for 40euros, did i got ripped off ?

>pogba

how much is dele alli worth

>>75277760
Rojo is more of a hothead than a cunt desu

>jose doing the same thing just with a more lenient ref

brilliant

>pogdab
lmao

>poogba is truly absolute shit
lmao

>>75277849
He's not Spanish.

Hazard confirmed retard

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>>75277781
>trying this hard
It took you longer to modify the pasta than it took the original to be written

NICE BACKHEEL TO GOALKICK POOBAG

>>75277850
>There are people in this thread below the age of 22

Holy fuck do you autists have no life besides shitposting on a vietcong image board? When I was your age I was out fucking bitches and living the life. Now I live in a comfy suburb with my hot wife and $173k income. Loving my life.

Costa and Rojo should both be off. Costa 2nd yellow for the foul, Rojo straight red for literally punching Costa twice. This league has the shittiest refs.

>poobag

>>75277940
what else would you expect from neville the manu cunt

>>75277837
Rojo is giving him a taste of his own medicine m8, running that tight lines of being a cunt but not enough of a cunt to warrant a foul.

this game is so bad holy shit

>>75277951
>nord cucks

>>75277974
1 and a half dabs

>>75277969
this website is 18+

This game is so good

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>>75277885
post a webm

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>>75277969
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

loving this game
the ref, the fouls, the costa

>Azar getting both physically and mentally BTFO by Herrera

>POGBA DROPPING KANTE ON THE FLOOR

SHIT NIGGA

What has Lingard done in this match?

poobag is not a very good footballer

>>75277969
homosexual

>>75277974
About 1.3 pogbas

Pretty average game desu

Zlatan when?

STREAM?

>>75277850
this is a site for 15 year olds. so what are you doing here?

How is my lad Valencia doing so far?

Have you guys taken the Pog pill yet?

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>>75277850
>Wasting college life in taiwanese carving board

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>>75278030
>file name

top kek

Where is Zlatan?

>>75277990
i meant his club

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Big Sam to CHelsea when?

>>75278067

Same as always

runs down the wing, stops for 5 seconds, shuffles his feet then passes backwards

>slip

>>75278078
he is being prepped to cuck chelsea in the second half

>slip

>>75278067
Decent like always

Ah our corners are still horrendous I see.

>>75278078
jail

>slippy

Reminder Pogba will NOT get a Ballon D'or this year because FF are notorious racists

>SLIPSPILICUETA

>Shitic

>SLIPPY DAVE

SLIP

>>75278070
More like the pog bill, considering how expensive he was.

Reminder Mouyes benched Zlatan to play Lingard.

>>75278042
earned 400 pounds

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>>75277362
Nice thread

>cesar azSPILLicueta

*slips*

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>POSt YFW Spurs do the double.

CHELSLIP

>aslipcueta

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>>75278124
>This guy
>Trying this hard

can some on post a stream?

Oh wow. Why was Moses not sent off there?

Chelsea should be down to 8 by now.

This game is utter shit.

Is Moses the second coming of Melchiott?

what is going on with chelsea, why are they being beat like this by fucking manure too

>>75278067
goat like always

>>75278095
hmmmm

Costa out when

>>75278095
you are a disgrace

BATSHUAYI ON PLS

>>75278166

Kek you're just a butt hurt abu

POST HALF TIME HATS

This has been a great game. I really hope chelsea get shut down after this match

>>75278166
had to get in a power fap not to fall asleep

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This league has become an absolute joke. I just watched Bremen vs Hamburg - two relegation tier teams in germany - play each other and the game was so much better.

All those """""""""top EPL teams"""""""""" are doing is hoofing the ball around and tackling as a last resort when their teammates once again failed to string 2 passes together.

The quality of football is absolutely atrocious.

>>75278177
This is what happens when they have no ref to bail them.

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT?

>american commentary

north korea hurry up

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>>75278024
see
>>75278095

>>75278141
what about Mkhitaryan for Ashley Young

I hope based mou steals that bald cunt's hat

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>>75278166
>eplel

Wenger in

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>>75278095
>it's a malaysia webm

Does everyone understand why Young was picked?

Chelsea have nothing going forward and Costa wants to do nothing but get into a fist fight with everyone. Surprised Mouyes hasn't got Fellaini on him.

Jesus christ, this is insane. Conte is playing the most intense 5D chess right now. Can't you see it?

What's Conte's half time move? Jerking Costa off so he gets his aggressions out?

Time to sit back and concede an equaliser.

>>75278253
to catch the bird poo

>WELLBECK

>jose laughing and smiling

is he dare I say, back?

>>75277339
without a doubt

>>75278199
zzzzzzzzzzzz

>dung

Young trying to get his revenge on that bird from way back

Young can find a young star with that shot.

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Why did they let him escape?

Fuck sake. What is wrong with Young skying the ball

>>75278166
you shoulda been here for the liverpool game earlier

>>75278289
No.

>jung

Captain, Leader, Legend. Ashley Young.

if mkhitaryan was playing instead of young they'd be 3-0 up

BIRD SHIT MAN

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what should he do indeed?

>shitmouth

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what is he thinking?

>>75278211
Bundasliga is by far the worst league in history, literally a one horse race almost every season, it's gotten so bad that a fucking commercial team is the only other team challenging for the title top kek

Young ffs you should be on a hattrick by now

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>>75278307

Fellaini should be kilt

>>75278293
>mentally destroying the other team
he's back la

>>75278309
His grandad was Nigerian, that's racist m8

>yung

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>me on the right

>>75278303

If you're so bored with the game, why don't you go kys?

>>75278337
not /fa/ at all

>>75278331
"Why doesn't the ref or a lucky goal hand the game to me this time?"

>>75278331
>tfw not pulis