It's actually happening.

>>75277002
>most likely win the league
>gets knocked out of the cl by fucking neverkusen
>gets knocked out of the el by some belgian nonamers

kek

What? Spurs running 2nd the whole league and choking again in the last few games?

>>75277002
>still to play vs arselel, lestah, manure
>wont choke

>>75278874

They will literally destroy all of them.

>>75277002

Who /lifelong/ here?

Harringay reporting in

(I did actually used to live in Harringay)

>>75279170
Finsbury park
> I'm a gooner on suicide watch

Outside of Everton away, Chelsea have a pretty easy run in. Spurs will drop points as well. I still see Chelsea winning the league by about 4 or 5 points.

>>75278874
They both face manure and arse at home, they can win both games, especially the one against arse.

They could definitely beat Lester too.
Now anything can happen but with manure and Everton away, Chelsea had tougher fixtures for the end of the season... and them choking against CP was unexpected. Might even cost them the title.

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It's not going to happen. Kane's injuries this season really hurt Spurs, they dropped too many points early in the season when he was out and they didn't have a consistent goalscorer.

I cannot believe Tottenham will win this time. It's incredible. Congratulations to them.

>>75278874
>implying Jose won't hand them at least 2 points to cuck Chelsea
Arsenal is a joke either way, so they should be fine.

(((they))) will make it happen

I want to believe

>>75281719
It's weird how Spurs are still considered the Jewish club when most Jewish fans probably support Arsenal or United (since they all live in New York).

>>75281536
>tfw you're getting what you've always wanted but you can't get carried away

>>75281813

Nah not really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJRzdCj81k

>>75281965
They just dubbed different audio over that video, those guys aren't chanting anything.

>Implying Lester won't stop Spurs

>>75282411
>implying Spurs won't win the league against Leicester

>>75282470
>Implying Lester won't repay chelsea for last season

>>75282641
oh shit forgot about that

>the game where hazard came back

>>75282641
Yeah, just like they repaid Ranieri

>>75281273
>and them choking against CP was unexpected. Might even cost them the title.
Are Crystal Palace the true kingmakers of the Premier League? They beat Liverpool for the banter of the century, and now they've done the same to Chelsea.

>>75277002
Spurs are doing the double. Screencap this.

>>75277122

They were clearly focusing on the league la


>inb4 a repeat of last season's choke

>>75279170
Meridian Estate here

When is St. Totteringhams day mathematically impossible? The butthurt is going to be palpable I need to be here to shitpost

>>75282982
This is more likely to happen as they have to play Arse, ManU and Leicester

>>75277002

I WON'T GET TIRED OF SAYING IT, THIS IS OUR YEAR, CHELSEA WILL LET IT SLIP, I AM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN ABOUT THIS

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Yes it is

>>75283019
The magic number is 9

>>75283068
…and it could happen in Spurs beat them on the 30th.

> Spurs will win a title before Liverpool

He he he

The only way it happens if it Spurs win out and Chelsea stays below them on goal differential because I don't see them dropping more than 4 and that's asking a lot.

otoh, I think Spuds will win the fac up

>>75282982
I'm not sure if it's possible, they're way too far ahead of Arsenal. Unless you're talking about "choking" in the sense that they don't win the title, which wouldn't be choking because they were never in a position to win it.

>>75281536
Spurs coped pretty well without Kane thanks to Sonny. The real problem is Poch's pre-seasons being so intense Spurs spend the first few weeks of the season giving away stupid draws.

Not even Spurs fans think we'll do it. Fuck, I bet even most of us think we'll choke and finish behind Arsenal still.
The ones being cocky are foreign bandwaggoners

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Reminder that Spurs and the Seattle Sounders are brother clubs.

>>75278874
they gonna lose vs arsenal then arsenal fans will celebrate and wenger iis gonna sign a 10 year extension

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>>75277002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLhWlODDsRU

>>75283682
reminder that Keane is a Spurs fan

>muh title race

Spuds will unironically finish 3rd behind Liverpool

>>75283536
Even more reason to hate them.

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>>75281813
The writing is on the wall

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>>75277002
I hope Spurs wins the league so we can see massive suicide pacts of Arsenal fans

>>75283536
No they aren't. Spurs have a "partnership" with San Jose though.

>>75284100
disgusting

>>75283198

They could fuck up enough to get overtaken by Liverpool

>>75278874
>two mid-table clubs and Manure

That's an easy 7 points, likely 9 points

>>75284807
they need to win all last 6 though
have you seen chelseas schedule ?

>>75284745
I don't think anyone gives a shit about that. Not much difference between 2nd and 3rd, the only reason it was a big deal last season is that they fell behind Arsenal.

Chelsea remaining fixtures:

>Saints (h)
Win
>Everton (a)
Lose
>Boro (h)
Win
>West Brom (a)
Draw
>Watford (h)
Win
>Sunderland (h)
Win


Spurs remaining fixtures:

>Palace (a)
Win
>Arsenal (h)
Win
>West Ham (a)
Win
>United (h)
Win
>Leicester (a)
Draw
>Hull (a)
Win

Chelsea win the league by one point.

>>75283130
No they won't.

>>75285440
I firmly believe that Mou could mastermind a win over Spurs
but will he out of pettiness towards Chelsea? probably not

>>75285440
Saints, desperate Boro and Memeford could always cost points. Every team from Spurs fixtures could cost them points too but hey, there is a solid chance.

>>75286511
Unless it really looks that close, I doubt he will throw his unbeaten record away for that.

>>75279170
West Green Road / Turnpike Lane reporting.

>Conte plays the c-team shitters in the FA cup semifinal against Spurs
>plays murderball and gets them to injure Kane, Alli and possibly Son
>win da eagle

Mastermind.

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>>75282053

we have a genius here guys

Feel kind of bad for Spurs, this could have been their greatest-ever season but it got ruined by their best player being injured for like half the season.

>>75285440
Chelsea
WDWWWW

Spurs
WDWLWW

>>75284885
Chelsea haven't looked that good lately and looked even worse today. They'll drop points against "lesser" teams

>tottenham
>winning the pl in our lifetime

lel

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>>75285440
>i don't rate palace

>>75285440
Chelsea: D L W D W W

Tottenham: W W W D W W

Tottenham win the league by 1

>>75285440
Hull are unbeaten at home under Marco Silva. Palace are in great form. The only easy game Spurs have left is West Ham and yet that is still a local derby

Seeing how well Man United played, why are people so confident that Spurs will beat them? Spurs have looked good, but that's mainly because they've been annihilating awful teams (Swansea, Watford, Bournemouth).

Like Chelsea's going to drop enough points

>Southampton (H)
W
>Everton (A)
L
>Boro (H)
W
>West Brom (A)
W
>Watford (H)
W
>Sunderland (H)
come on now

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>>75288506
I have that too but I chose different results

Basically if Spurs drop a single point, Chelsea win. I'd say all the pressure is on Spurs, not Chelsea

>>75288668
I don't think there's any pressure on Spurs. Nobody expected them to be in this position, most people didn't even expect them to finish in the top 4.

>>75288574
Moyes works in mysterious ways...
>>75288576
>Swansea relegated
>Hull surviving somehow
>Everton over Man U
>Leicester top half finish
I like this

it's fucking spurs, lads

I mean come on

and the worst part is that AGAIN they will shit up the Champions League next year for the English teams. just give it to fucking Man United already, fuck off spurs. we need Chelsea/United/City/Poop or Arse for it to be exciting again

It's fucking spurs. When will you retards learn

>>75288997
>just give it to fucking Man United already

The team that got eliminated in the group stage the last time they were in it?

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>>75288997
>10-2
>exciting

>>75288997
Spurs aren't Spurs anymore. Arsenal are more like Spurs of old than current Spurs are.

>>75289061
They got Mou now though and Tottenham despite their so much praised squad did even worse in the CL and EL (lel). Makes me wonder why they always get off so lightly with the media.

>>75289384
>Spurs arent spurs
kek. It's the same team of chokers and primadonna cunts who think they're better than they really are.

>>75289388
>They got Mou now though

So what? That's hardly done them any good in the league.

>and Tottenham despite their so much praised squad did even worse in the CL and EL (lel)

Tons of injuries in the CL, and a good-old-fashioned chimpout in the EL.

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>>75288997

>10 - 2

righto m8

>>75289408
Don't confuse cocky Spurs fans with the players themselves, afaik nothing that their players have said suggests that they're particularly arrogant.

>>75289384
>Spurs aren't Spurs anymore

they lost the league to leicester last season

lei-ces-ter

>>75289493
They lost it to Arsenal who couldn't even win it

>>75289429
well Mou looks like he still needs more time to steady the ship and I'm sure Poonited will again splash insane amounts of cash in the summer and even if they get a few bad transfers some of them will work out or else they gonna keep throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.
Injuries are no excuse they got a very much doable group with Neverkusen and CSKA Lelcow.

>>75289493
So did literally everyone else...

>>75289527
>Injuries are no excuse

I think they are an excuse, Spurs don't have a lot of depth, and without Kane and Alderweireld they're Leverkusen-tier.

>Spurs narrowly miss out on title
>still lose to Arselel in FA cup final

Glorious

>>75279170
>american who didn't give a shit about soccer until I did a term abroad and hung out with some north london lads

Am I /lifelong/ guys?

>>75289511
I remember these same kind of threads with predictions about how they were going to go WWDWW and Lester would LLDDL. Then they finish 3rd behind Arsenal.

>>75289602
you sound like an obese bandwagoner, too bad you didn't get stabbed by a paki gang

>>75289541
same applies to a whole lot of clubs who managed to advance from the group stages, spee and the media are horrible when it comes to deciding if the plucky underdog (which Spurs aren't really) is now a legit contender for whatever or just the quirky sidekick who always overachieves and every excuse that doesn't apply to other clubs works in their favor.

>>75289623
>>>
you sound mad friend

>>75288997
>Chelsea/United/City/Poop or Arse
City is Poop?

This is how I rate all the English teams in Europe:

Liverpool: their press works very good against big teams, as has been shown this year against the top 6
Chelsea: are defensive, which is how English teams win in Europe. See Benitez's Liverpool, Chelsea over the years and even Man Utd were very defensively strong when they were winning in Europe
Arsenal: an utter fucking joke and somehow manage to embarrass not just themselves but a whole country. Unless they get Allegri (an actually good manager) they should be nowhere near the CL.
Man Utd: could be good because Mou can defend
Spurs: don't want to judge them on their first season because it takes a while to acclimatise
Man City: should be good because they play a mainland style of play but that didn't work out this season. Maybe they will have their act sorted out next season; who knows?

>>75289642
>when it comes to deciding if the plucky underdog (which Spurs aren't really)

Wait, how are they not? They're Everton-tier in terms of spending and wages and are all the way up in second.

>>75289493
The quote is that they play nice football but ultimately (Man Utd) will do them. That's more like Arsenal than Spurs because Spurs actually compete and have a pretty good mentality in matches. Whether they have it in a run-in is debatable but that is not what Roy Keane was talking about.

>>75279170

E17 here

>>75289691
remind me of the last time that Everton spent close to a 100 million on transfers like Totteham did in 13/14 and don't get me started with muh net spent because that's the same excuse that Arsenal have used for nearly a decade now.

Third in a two horse race

>>75289769

Spurs lost Bale you stupid cunt, a world class player

They didn't spend any more money than they raised from Bale

>>75289769
But Spurs sold a player for the same amount in that same summer. Remember? Bale to Madrid, broke the world transfer record? That was an exceptional case.

>>75289836
>>75289840
>spending doesn't count when the money came from real madrid

rly makes you think

>>75277002
>It's actually happening.
spurs CANNOT win all their games

nothing's happening

>>75289975
That isn't the point. There is a differencr in spending because the club is absurdly rich and spending because the club lost a player or players of roughly the same value. The whole point of the argument is that Spurs are nowhere near their richer competitors in England financially, and that spending a huge amount in a single summer doesn't change that becsuse they were only spending the money they received after losing a world class player.

>>75290055
sounds like you are talking about Arsenal from 2006 - 2014, you see where the problem lies ?

>>75285440
palace away is draw all the way. chelsea are only dropping points vs everton. they will the league by with a game to spare.

>>75290094
I'm not the same. In 2006, Arsenal were richer than Milan and Bayern.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deloitte_Football_Money_League

Of course the stadium limited their spending after 2006, but they were still one of the three richest teams in England (four after the Man City takeover). Very different situation from the one Spurs are in, where they aren't even close to the top 5.

>>75290183
being rich and not doing anything with the money hardly benefits the team. Arsenal for reasons obvious didn't spend enough money to stay competitiv despite having funds available from player sales and massive cash reserves. They still managed to advance from their respective CL group stages (which was the intial argument) while getting mocked all the way until kingdome come algonside the usual injury breakdowns they have every season.
Tottenham are staying in exactly the same position Arsenal were years ago with more money available and a way way weaker league domestically. There is no excuse for them to not advance from their group stage that I didn't hear before.

>>75290352
>Arsenal for reasons obvious didn't spend enough money to stay competitive

They clearly did. I think we have different definitions of competitive. Arsenal didn't spend enough to be a contender to win the CL anymore, but they definitely spent enough to consistently qualify for it.

>They still managed to advance from their respective CL group stages (which was the intial argument)

Because they were incredibly rich. Paying for the Emirates forced Arsenal to limit their spending, but they still could and did spend far more than Spurs.

>Tottenham are staying in exactly the same position Arsenal were years ago with more money available

No, not the exact same position at all. And they're doing it with far less money available. Their revenue today is lower than Arsenal's was 10 years ago.

Chelsea will let it slip, we won't

Funny how they already have more points than last season.
Won't this season be a club record by the way, at least in the PL era?

>>75290055
>Spurs are nowhere near their richer competitors in England financially
Spends £30mil on Sissoko

>>75298222
Crystal Palace spent 32 million on Benteke, I guess they're at the same level as England's richest 5 clubs too.

>>75289408
You literally described arsenal

So basically Lloris cost spurs the title for a second season in a row. This time because he thought he was Neuer against City

>>75298222
30m today is like 10m in 2010, dumb muzza.

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>>75283536
Paul bearers son?

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Daily reminder that your best player is an Arsenal supporter

>>75282868
Delete this.

>>75300343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>75299348
Even if Spurs won that game they would still be 2 points behind. And Lloris saves Spurs far more often than he fucks up.