United VS Chelsea Pre Game Thread

>tfw united finish outside the top 4 and don't win Europa league

As a United fan we're not winning this

Chelshit have looked shaky lately. Man U may get a result.

what is going on with wayne-o? feels like i haven't seen his mug in months

>Manchester United’s Premier League unbeaten run now stands at 21 matches (W11 D10 L0)
>Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been involved in 18 goals in his last 17 Premier League appearances (13 goals, 5 assists).
>United have scored just three goals in their last 10 games against Chelsea in all competitions (an average of 0.3 per game)
>N’Golo Kante has netted each of Chelsea’s last two goals against United in all competitions – they are his only goals in 34 appearances for Conte’s side

/eredivies/ runs /epl/

>>75271508

will be laughs all round if kante scores again tonight

>>75271433
As a United fan, we're gonna end up with a draw.

I can't see Chelsea beating United 3 times in a season. Luckily Chelsea beat a good lead so far because I'd put money on this being a draw.

Man poo 1-0 chelsea

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>>75271413
>Will pogba do something?
We've already established he only shows up in big games, Andelecht or West Brom simply aren't challenging enough for him. Goal + assist

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>Chelsea play the same football they did under me, but they're not criticized for it
So now he's managed to combine attempts to take credit for Conte's Chelsea AND whining about journalists into a single sentence. What a sad little shit this man has become!

>>75271797
Oi, why aren't you defending Poogba in this thread? >>75239496

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>>75271824
>/sp/ being clueless and talking shit about future Balloon Door monopolizer again
Not on my watch

>>75271413
>Can Mou dent chelseas title hopes?
no
>Will pogba do something?
no
>Is rooney still alive?
yes

>>75271413
why didn't manure outbid chelsea for kante?

>tfw Chelsea solidify Liverpool's top 4 finish today

thanks la's

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>>75271508
>>75271543
Don't forget that behind both of Kante's goals, there was the same culprit not bothering to close him down

>>75271916
based desu

>>75271913
why would they need him when they have dabbing djemba djemba?

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>>75271994
>>75271913

>>75271913
not popular enough in high school

>>75271413
>Can Mou dent Chelsea's title hopes?
No

>Will Pogba do something?
No

>Is Rooney still alive?
Who?

That's 1-1 draw in my book.

>>75272017
>That's 1-1 draw in my book.

Put a fucking bet on it. Bus parking will be going on after a goal each is scored

Sleep for 4 hours and watch this game or stay up for the Liverpool game as well?

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>>75272050
>sleeping when you can be posting on /sp/ instead

>>75272050
Sleep for 2 hours and catch the second half of the Liverpool game and then the Man Utd - Chelsea game.

>>75272008
their obsession with Herrera is comical, such a bog standard midfielder

guess it can be filed under "it's special because United lad" syndrome

>tfw you realise /sp/ traffic has slowed down because the customers don't come here anymore

>>75271976
more importantly, a goalkeeper not seriously considering that he may actually have a shot..

>>75272110
/sp/ traffic has slowed because everyone's on /pol/.

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>>75272102
Well, they had to take the tweet down after Herrera got sent off and Kante scored

El plastico

>75272193
>man city bandwagoner calling anyone else plastic
end yourself

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>>75272124
>De gay just chilling at his near post
>Pogba jogging casually 6 feet behind Kante
>surely he won't shoot (again)

>>75272008
if Herrera was so good why is he only playing at United

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>>75272110
Can't wait for /trans/, the delusion is sure to come back
>I DEMAND SEVEN HUDRED MILLION TRANSFER BUDGET TO COMPETE NEXT SEASON

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What we all /drinking/ for the big game today ?

>Tebow expected to miss the game

nervous 2bh. Hope begovic can put in a shift

https://twitter.com/BenDinnery/status/853556204693540864

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>>75272220
Gives the ol' braino a squeeze

>implying this isn't going to be another 0-0 or 1-1 borefest

‘I want you to play as well as you can,’ Mourinho yells. ‘I want you to go into tackles like a man. Do you know what it looks like when you tackle? No? Let me show you.’

‘That’s how you tackle. Ooh, I mustn’t get hurt. And absolutely mustn’t get dirty,’ he shouts while repeating his Ozil tackle parody.

‘Do you know what, Mesut? Cry if you like! Sob away! You’re such a baby. Go and take a shower. We don’t need you.’

>When will we get this Mourinho at United??

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>>75272244
F*ck

>>75272242
water, since I'm not a degenerate alcoholic that has nothing to live for

Another boring Mouyes drawn game incoming.

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>>75272270
There's nothing of Mourinho left in the decaying carcass known as >mouyes. He's evolved into bitter, high-budget Tony Pulis

>ywn live in America working as a football pundit for NBCSN

Must be the comfiest job on the planet

>>75271913
>spending money on quality nogs instead of meme nogs
lol are you even a big club?

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>>75272294
What did >she do to him

>>75272294
he has nothing to say. nothing.

>>75272294
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Mou is going for the tortured artist aesthetic and it is /fa/ as FUCK

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>>75272309
>life and carreer ruined by handjob-giving "physio"
>the state of Portugese managerial manlets

>>75271505
It's no coincidence he played every match until he scored the record goal and has barely featured since
Probably a 'let me get that record and I'll go off quietly to China/MLS' vs a 'I will cause the biggest shitstorm you've ever seen'

Pogba comparing himself to kante

Yes but you dont fucking defend either you dabbing sissokho

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>>75272306
>they got stuck in the cupboard at Old Trafford to broadcast from
>Those loud as fuck security tests going off constantly

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>>75272320
>tortured artist
Could you say he mastered... drawing?

>>75271508
>they are his only goals in 34 appearances for Conte’s side
He is a defender

>>75271543
This

>>75272017
You are Shadow. My reverse-self-haitng side

>>75272050
Sleep. It is still 7am in usa and midday in brit

>>75272203
The bandwagon derby

>>75272365
fair play, great post

Finish this sentence:
CHELSEA CHELSEA _________

Courtois is out

>>75272328
That head game too strong

>>75272384
bit cold

I'd honestly take a 1-1 draw at this point.

sin,

Local Canadian United fan.

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>People don't think United will win

/sp/s literal face right now

>>75272384
I don't rate him desu

>>75272398
/sp/ is ALWAYS wrong, /pol/ is always right

pogba > herrera > kante desu

Mouyes constant moaning does my fucking head in. Wish he would let his teams do the talking but no its all about him, the belligerent arsehole

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>>75272400
Who /pol/ here?

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>>75272432
Right here

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>ywn be english

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>>75272432
>pol

>>75272398
because United is on a roll right? They drew the mighty Anderlecht in Europe.

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>>75272445
>tfw no YKTD

>>75272454
>absolutely no wobble

thats muscle

>>75272471
Anderlecht would win the premier league

>>75272470
half of pol is self hating blacks who want to be killed

>>75272530
Anyone can win the premier league, m8

>>75272470
>/pol/
>white

Behind virtually every American flag on /pol/ is an Asian or a Latinx.

>>75272270
Nu-Mou would never say such hurtful and mean things to Pogba

>>75272537
/pol/ has always striked me as a hispanic based board for some reason

>>75272365
Underrated post

Costa will cost(a) Chelsea the title with another horrible game.

I feel like Coutinho has been in his early 20s for ten years.

>>75272646
t. Sfinterista

What amazes me with /pol/ is that they rely on statitics to blame non-white people, and at the same time praise libertarianism.

>>75271913

Mouyes actually phoned up Kante to bring him to United but Kante didn't want to go there, says a lot when he'd rather go to a 10th place team than a team with European football.

Reminder that /po/, for all purposes, is the new /b/ and the first board new users use.
I pray /sp/ never falls in their hands.

>>75272700
don't talk shit about /po/

>>75272710
Gomen gomen senpai, */pol/.

>>75271413

United already 5-0 down on aggregate after two games, Chelsea has this already.

>>75272679
>and at the same time praise libertarianism.

?

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>>75272700
It's too late for that

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>>75272679

/pol/ is

>nationalistic
>conservativ
>zero liberalism
>no anti-fa
>no degeneracy
>NO JEWS

>>75272888
>no degeneracy

except there are loads of gays and non whites on /pol/ so i dont know what the fuck youre on about

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>>75272700
the site's undergone a strange metamorphosis

god /sp/ is so fucked. it's always dead and it's constantly filled to the brim with /pol/ and reddit (as if there's any difference). I only come here for the big games these days.

>>75272924
>i never come here
>but here's my take on the content

shell of its former self for sure, but anon pls

>>75272948
I only started coming on here a lot less like a month ago lad, the warning signs of /sp/s death were clear months ago.

>>75272470
i need that with sound

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ibra or costa?

>>75272924
/pol/ did nothing to you anon. Stop being a beta cuck.

>>75272888
/sp/ is

>shitposting
>shitposting
>shitposting
>shitposting
>anime
>shitposting

>>75272970
ah. you could probably say the were clear in like 2014.

>>75273000
it turned my collection of rare pepes into an apparent white supremecist trove. Of course that couldn't have been accomplished without some retarded broad-brushing by their enemies, but still

rooting for a chelsea victory, expecting a horrible match withno more than two goals, either 1-, 0-1 or 1-1

im stoned and I have the MUN - CHiEs

hahahahahahaha

>>75271413
>Is rooney still alive?
Hopefully on the way to China though.

Also it can be a key game deciding the title, I am pretty hyped, even though it's probably going to end 0:0 or 1:1. Cautiously optimistic though, United looked pretty good last time they played Chelsea before the ref cucked them.

>>75271814
But he's 100% correct. Nobody bitches about Conte when he is crawling over the finishing line while people went autistic over Mouyes playing a bit more carefully the second part of the season once it was obvious how shitty the defense is under pressure.

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Tell me about my golden boy Pogba, is he gonna play?

>>75273316
It would be very painful

>>75273407
He has a great dab

>>75273240
Yeah I can't see anything else happening. I'll go for 1-1 because
>drawchester united

>>75273428
for U(nited)

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>>75273277
>United looked pretty good last time they
Yeah, not like Chelsea dominated while all the >mouyes boys were instructed to do was attempting to injure Azzar...
>But he's 100% correct
Are you claiming Conte's Chelsea playstyle is the same as >mouyes' while he was there?

>>75273506
Chelsea barely left they own half.

>instructed to do was attempting to injure Azzar...
He was the only Chelsea player who attempted to make something happen, obviously he's going to get into more situations were fouls happen. Same with Messi.

>Are you claiming Conte's Chelsea playstyle is the same as >mouyes' while he was there?
They seem more defensive actually but I am too lazy to compare goals to be sure.

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>>75273712
Good thing those stats I posted are only until 34th minute (sending off) then, right? For a team that has "barely left their own half" leading at everything related to offence and creativity while limiting Manure to tackles and fouls sure is an achievement.
>obviously he's going to get into more situations were fouls happen
Absolutely no intent to injure him!
<--
>They seem more defensive actually
Laughed a little in real life. The difference in goals isn't high surprisingly - 2 goals in favor of Conte - but if you've actually watched >mouyes' 14/15 Chelsea, you'd know what a ridiculous statement that is. Let alone the 13/14 one

>>75272432
I wonder how things turned out for this privileged white girl

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>>75274007
>tfw fuck up while trying to make a point.

>>75273921
>muh stats
If numbers alone matter, your crush on Pogba is justified too, given how he is 3rd best eplel player going by average score.

>Absolutely no intent to injure him!
Nice slow motion there. Looks like a generic attempt to play on while Azzars rolls in his way. The player himself never bitched about it either.

> if you've actually watched >mouyes' 14/15 Chelsea
Rolled over anyone in the first half of the season, took a more defensive approach in the season. Pretty basic stuff really. Unlike Contes Chelsea, they played many more games so obviously the players were more tired by the end.

Chelsea win this one 8-2 lads

De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Rojo, Darmian, Fellaini, Herrera, Young, Pogba, Lingard, Rashford

Ibra benched. What the actual fuck.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JOSE YOU ARSEHOLE

Begovic; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard.

Lads just got off the phone, and the fix is in. Manure 2-0 victory pogba brace. (((They))) want to keep the title race interesting. Digits confirm.

seems like all the (easter xD) eggs are in the europa league basket. what a car crash of a team.

sorry spurs, won't be doing you any favours.

Who to bet on?

>>75274256

Oh ffs. I guess I'm staying off /sp/ today.

:(

>>75274251
>>75274256
Ibra said in an interview he was tired/drained, maybe that's why

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>no ibra

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>£500 million spent since SAF left and this is >our line up

>>75274273
who did you call? Is there a possible brief summary i could obtain?

>>75274256
>Fellani

It's over. Mans gonna give Chelsea a penno

>>75274288
Still no excuse for not playing Martial who won't start on Thursday either.

>Ashley Young is unironically the captain

Fuck me lads April fools was 2 weeks ago

>>75274251
He's probably too slow for what Mouyes wants to do. Besides, keeping him fresh for EL is more important either way.

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wtf

I guess we've given up on 4th...

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>Young Lingard Rashford front 3

TOO INTELLIGENT OR NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH I CAN'T TELL

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>Manure focus on EL
How the mighty has fallen

Fellaini is there best player

>>75274345
Why are BBC such cunts?

>>75274256
LOL

>>75274256
That's embarrassing.

>>75274376
They don't like white people

>>75274310
I've said too much already.

>>75274256
I'm not too worried, I'm a red through and through. Doesn't matter if we have Ibra up front, or Rashford. Pogba instantly makes everyone around him play 10x better.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH UNITED ARE GOING TO LOSE AGAIN AGAINST CHELSHIT. HAHAHAHAH OMG HAHAHAHAHHAAH SOMEONE HOLD ME

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>>75274219
>s-stats don't matter
>Chelsea just dominated at everything but I remember it differently
>Pogba's average score - whoscored player """ratings"""
>no intentional stomp in the gif at all
>ignoring the fact Conte's Chelsea play different formation, different playstyle, different player roles, close down differently and score more goals than either 13/14 or 14/15 >mouyes' team
Greentext overload @75274219

>be 1 player club
>that player isn't even that good
mourinho will be in a relegation battle if this keeps up

>Fellaini captain
>Young captain

Mou has seriously lost it.

Fellaini is there best player.

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>>75274256
>mouyes throwing the match because he knows he would lose either way and this gives him an excuse for journalists at least
Can't make this shit up

FUCK REAL MADRID FOR BREAKING MOU

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This is going to be a complete bloodbath

>felliani
>no mata

4-1 chelsea

>>75273712
>Chelsea barely left they own half.

And when they did they looked far more resourceful with the possession they had. Hazard and Cahill's goals were denied by really good goalkeeping and every time they went forward, they looked like they could get a goal.

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>>75274405

>>75274420
So do stats matter or don't? Or only the stats you like?

Anyone seen that Poogba interview? The bloke is so rattled its hilarious. Kante has properly gotten under his skin

Fellaini is their best player

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Chelsea hasn't kept a clean sheet since the FA cup match against United, a little nervous Tbh.

Mou only cares about winning the EL now I guess.

>>75274476
Don't spoil his Pogba posting.

It's all the joy he can get in a weekend.

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Fuck you, Mou

how ome every year united spend a fortune on players and every year their team is shite?

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>>75274476
>whoscored player ratings

>>75274491
You don't have to worry about rashit scoring

>>75274481
What did he say? Was it the one where he said Chelsea were lucky to be #1?

If manu win the europa league and finish top4, does the 5th placed team get a CL spot?

>>75274542
no, just the top 4 as it is

>>75274531
I figuerd Zlatan would be playing... Guess not thanks Jose.

>>75274510
No synergy, just go out and blow it all on random "world's next big things"

i dont give a frick what you say about pogboom

SIX FOOT FIVE

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MOURINHO IS JUST A HUSK NOW

can a customer explain to me why ibrahimovic and mikytarian are on the bench?

Is Rooney injured?

>>75274527
WH ratings are pretty good for midfielders and strikers but absolutely awful for defenders and goalkeepers.

that united team lol

>>75274619
He's been "injured" for months now. Clearly on his way out after getting his record breaking goal.

>>75274611
Moo moo can use it as an excuse as to why they didn't win. Pathetic fucking shit Portuguese fuck fuck Cunt twat

>>75274532
Pogdab was going on about how no one gives Kante stick for not scoring a lot of goals.

He also goes on to say that 'I've scored more goals than him' and talks about how people focus too much on emojis and the dancing and shit

He's really really upset by it all you can tell

Fuck this is really bad timing for us. Spurs play fucking Bournemouth Chelsea play United away.

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>>75274638
based jose

>>75274643
He has a point

>>75274219
If Pogba is even to live up to half of his pricetag then he needs to control the midfield and deliver in the big games, not complete pointless dribbles against Welsh farmers. End of.

>>75274623
They're completely useless for any position, successful short pass in opposition's half is basically worth a goal for them.

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Based Pogdab and Lindab going to dab on them, Chelsea in trouble lads

>>75274256
Lmao

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>>75274643
lmao

>>75274611
Europa League.

>>75274731
>needing to rest players to beat anderlecht
screaming

Reminder that LINGARD IS A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER
And he is payed 100k a week doing it

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>>75274643
Another admirable display of intelligence and mental strenght by Paul

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*dabs academically*

>>75274481
>>75274643
Proofs?

dont worry lads pogba is going to justify the price tag this match

>>75274757
What's the problem? Fergie used to rotate all the time.

can some anon give me a manure version of this pepe >>75269918 pls

>>75274820
fergies teams played in the cl not the europa league lol

>Zlatan is "tired" according to Mou

KEK

>>75274690
People accept goalscoring as one of Kante's limitations

What Kante is compared to Pogba in is winning the ball and initiating counter attacks, a major component of a successful midfielder. Pogba can't hold a candle to him.

Pogba excelled at Juve because he was surrounded by midfielders prepared to do the legwork for him like Vidal and Marchisio, allowing him to perform his little dribbles and dabs at will. Now he's under the spotlight he is crumbling

>>75274820
he should have rotated in the fucking europa league

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A MAN WHO HAS LOST ALL HOPE

>>75274839
do you not have paint?

Fellaini is a flop!

>>75274803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfjnq8O2k1Q

Don't say I never do anything for you x

member when mouyes was sexy and cool?

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>Manure

>>75274782
Paul Pogbad, PhDab

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Any Chelsea fans here shitting themselves? All it takes is one David Luiz/Cahill fuckup and we'll be slipping quick.

I get the feeling United will beat us the same way >we beat Liverpool in the slip season.

Come on Cahill...this does not fucking slip...

Australia's Chelsea will win the Premier League today

>>75274873
no I use ganoo loonix my friend

>>75274889
fuck off you weird manc cunt

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MATCH BREAD
>>75274891
MATCH BREAD
>>75274891
MATCH BREAD
>>75274891

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>>75274867
JUST

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GROLY GROLY MAN RUNITED

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gonna have to update this to say 2016 and 1027

>>75274907
Kek

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/when/?

>>75274889
i was worried until I saw uniteds line up, but I'm mentally prepared for a draw

>>75274866
You kidding? There's a better chance of getting CL through the EL than the PL.

>>75274850
Winners of the EL get CL football.

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>mfw i only now realize Pogba actually started to believe his own hype and just now realized he's not that good

>>75274875
He sounds so desperate, I would feel sorry for him if he wasn't a millionaire.

>resting goalkeepers

wat is the point of this meme?

>>75274918
lmao

>>75274961
Tbo is injured

>>75274954
The media in this country are brutal but he acts like a tit so he's kinda leaving himself EXPOSED

>>75274961
courtois is injured. what would he rest him for in the first place

>>75274875
wew he's in full meltdown

>>75274961
Resting for what? lel

>>75274996
big cup game next saturday against proper opposition

>>75274961
>implying your hands don't get tired too

>>75274714
lmfao how can chelshit even compete with this?

>>75274887
>uniform

Manure babbies are so cute

Why are footballers pussies? Just run. Who cares if your leg hurts you little bitch. Actually hate football

>>75274875
had no idea he was such a bellend

>>75275065
He grew up in Manchester, should have been obvious

>>75274714
I nominate this for the /sp/ photo of the year 2016 award

>>75274889
>Cahill vs Rashford
You know damn well he's gonna back up into the fucking stands as Rashford runs at him and lets him chip the ball over Begovic
The defense can't deal with pacey black men, which is why i'm more worried now they're playing with 3 of them and not just Ibra

>>75274875
the title shoud've been
>tfw I thought I was the best midfielder in the world but I'm not even the best black french mifielder in the premier league

>>75275108
designated by the country itself

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FUG lads the spider camera is back. We'll get an overhead view of Jose's back 6.

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>>75272432
Here!

>>75275123

This is what worries me most, we need Zouma to outBLACK them in the defense, even if his passing range is suspect.

>>75275014

cheeky 5pm wank before sunday roast lad

>>75274256
Based Mou letting Chelsea have the 3 points.

>>75273277
>China
You guys need to realize something about the China situation.

The totally ridiculous Chinese fees are being paid only to clubs with very dodgy owners; Abramovich, south American clubs etc... the reason is because this is money laundering
>pay Abramovich 60M for Oscar
>Abramovich makes sure a third of that fee ends up in a Cayman account in control of Ping Pang Chang

Manchester United PLC can not get away with that kind of shady accounting.

Rooney may well end up in China. But United won't get a significant payday out of it. And Rooney himself may not get as much as he thinks he'll be getting either.

>>75275202
zouma would be great to have black, he's fast strong and his tackles are accurate. objectively better than cahill who's prone to fuck ups when passing and not quite as effective defensively.

>>75275261
>black
baka back obviously

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>Courtois injured playing basketball

Silly whitebois.

tfw have to wait til monday for arsenalfantv

>>75275374
dam, wesley snipes looks like *that*

I just want Pogba to concentrate today. Just for one game I'd like to see him make the simple passes well and follow runners in midfield.

Alonso out injured from warmup

Mourinho 6D chess confirmed

>>75275428
you'll have to settle for 4 shots off target 2 fouls and 3 lost balls

>>75275438
so what now? zouma in and azpilicueta in midfeld?

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>>75275438

>>75275258
They've been told to reel back the massive fees anyway.

MOVE HERE

>>75274891
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>>75274891
>>75274891

>>75275261
>tfw you jinxed it

>>75275471
Zouma cb, Aspie lwb?

>>75275471
so what now? zouma in and azpilicueta in midfeld?

yep

>>75275506
No. We'll move when this thread is full. Fuck off.

>>75275506

Fuck your cancer thread

>>75275506

shitty thread