"""""remontada"""""
Dybala is known to frequent gay bars in Argentina
le overrated one game wonder dabbing meme who'll peak at 23 and be hauled off to flop at ManUre™
>why not, we did it against PSG, I'm sure we'll do it again against Juventus
>We have a chance with Messi
>>75270957
Gigi hasn't been great this season
And this is the Camp Nou we're talking about
In CL Messi has only lost twice in the Camp Nou, and hasn't lost any Camp Nou game since 2011
>>75271040
He's the best scorer of clasico history
Top qt.
>>75271055
It's a meme you dip
>Suitcase for the ref
>players reinvigorated with a few bloodbags
>Cheating for 90 mins
4-0 and /sp/ implodes, just accept it now
>>75271079
But I've already accepted it
>>75271053
>In CL Messi has only lost twice in the Camp Nou, and hasn't lost any Camp Nou game since 2011
who said anything about uefalona losing the camp nou game you fucking autist? even a 2-0 is useless
>>75271113
Im saying that they scored six against PSG, now they only need four
>>75271119
It's Italian football m8.
*unzips catenaccio*
>>75271113
check>>75271079
they're gonna do it unless juventus outbid them at the lasts econd
>>75271137
>they're gonna do it
sure
*blocks your path*
>i-it's written in the stars i tell you!!
>Yes, release the dab king
>>75270801
>scores 5 goals
nothing personnel kid
>>75271599
can't forget how he choked hard against Bayern, subbed out Morata and was suffocated losing 4-2 in the end
>>75270957
>mfw
Can't see Barca scoring more than one legitimate goal, or getting more than one penal either. """The magic at Camp Nou""" was already a bit too fishy the last time
>>75271130
>>75271599
*activates 5-4-1*
>>75271599
>Plays mandzukic in the league and subs dybala for pjaca
>UUUU
Who /sturaroandleminaonthewings/ here?
>>75271721
who
>>75272441
>w-w-who!?!
lmao you are shitting your pants already, don't worry, the stallion will be suave and gentle with you
Allegri seems like a cool manager, but I just hate him. Looks too much like a politician, and politicians in this country are shit
>>75271055
Stopped scoring in clásicos years ago, get with the times, he's shit now at big games
The only way Barca turns this around is when the refs help them out like against PSG
>implying Messi isnt calling The Bog right now
>>75272773
>this Reddit meme is still being spread around
Juventus took 4 goals in more than one occasion, but they never did without scoring themselves. With Buyern they took 4 but it was over 120m and they scored twice. Missi is fucketh.
>>75272637
Allegri only graduated junior high and
>has a rather complex history in gossip magazines, leaving his girlfriend on the day of their wedding in 1992, divorced air hostess wife Gloria after four years and in 2011 broke up with his girlfriend of eight years Claudia while she was expecting their son (they later got back together)
Allegri, in his own words, loves the easy life, he doesn't give a fuck. In comparison Conte will talk soccer even during easter family lunch.
In the same vein, Allegri was a somewhat gifted IF fantasista that never left shit-tier teams (ironically Pescara) because he couldn't give a shit. Conte was never the best, but he gave his life on the pitch, so he made it from Lecce (same tier as Pescara) to becoming Juventus captain.
is allegri the best looking manager around? i wish i would look like that or be his boyfriend
>>75272895
>>75272968
kek you cant be serious
>>75272892
Do you think Allegri hates Conte? He'll never be as popular, no matter how many doubles in a row he achieves.
>>75272892
all they need is concede 3. then Buffon will let the penulties under him.
reminder :
first barca goal vs psg : given goal
second barca goal vs psg : own goal
third barca goal vs psg : era penal
fourth barca goal vs psg : freekick meme
fifth barca goal vs psg : era penal
sixth barca goal vs psg : ONLY TEAM WORK GOAL
Now you're facing fucking Juventus, don't except same luck catalonian fags
>>75273095
Yeah but why would they do that
>>75273114
psg is fucking pathetic, stop making excuses
they wont do it against juventus though, they actually have a good coach plus theyve already seen how it goes when you play with such loser mentality against barcelona
>>75273552
shut the fuck up dumbass
go eat some easter eggs
>>75273632
Go have a sprite Lionel, you're acting up again
>>75273632
i cant i have diarrhea
>>75273552
>stop making excuses
those are not excuses, those are undeniable facts
how irrational are you to praising barca performance over a pathetic team like psg but praising this very example to argue how barca could do it vs based juve ?
>>75272486
shut your unemployed mouth you filthy scatalan manlet, your subhuman """forward""" has zero CL goals and played for Valencia during their shittiest period in the last 50 decades.
>>75274509
Calm down TWAIN, let the manlets SEETHE in peace
>>75271055
The las time Messi scored in a clásico, Real Madrid had 9 CLs.
>>75270810
were you with him?
did you suck his cock?
>>75273053
Probably Conte hates Allegri
cause he mede better then him in Juventus
>>75274553
no u
>>75274509
>when the stallion cums inside you
lmao get ready gyppo