/bundes/liga

Is this /bundes/?

>>75270273
shut up

>dumbmark

remember when i told you how clubs like berlin, freiburg, köln, frankfurt will reach their limits in the 2nd half of the season and fall down?

i do think you remember.

>>75271289
i dont remember

thats because you are irrelevant and never here anyway

Who /Lilien/ here?

hm

What is /bundes/'s favorite German city? (other than their own)

Gelsenkirchen of course

>>75270261
Okay, here is my theory regarding Denmark.

>Denmark is a 41 year old single mom. At the age of 16 she lost her virginity to her highschool boyfriend after the 1992 EC final victory of Denmark against Germany and eventually got pregnant. Of course her boyfirend, being not older than 15 himself, pussied out and left her alone with the babygirl born a few months later.
>In order to take care of the newborn, Denmark had to change her lifestyle dramatically, thus she never completed school and never got any form of education or professional training. Being supported half-assed by her family Denmark managed to raise her daughter to finish school and and graduate in Journalism studies with main focus on foreign affairs from the University of Kobnhavn.
>Her lost youth time Denmark tries to make up by giving the hip mom and being her daughters best friend. She also joins her at student parties since she never had the chance of experience it on her own and enjoys feeling the lustful looks of younger guys.
>Because her lack of educationand and therefore lack of job opportunities, Denmark took a class in Private Business Management at the Kobnhavn University and currently runs her own little business for a living. This gives her not only the financial security but also lots of spare time to follow her passion. Her obsession with football roots deep in that one single event that became the turning point in her life. This is also why she keep frequenting the sports board of this palaeo-france cave painting forum, because this takes her back when she was a a young girl of sweet sixteen. And she fantasize about us /bundes/ user lining up and pleasure her 20 years of repressed sexual needs (in her imagination we are all virgin Chads who just haven't found the right woman yet).
>She also likes to smell her own feet.

How accurate do you think this is?

>>75271439
This is highly likely.

>>75271349
Bamberg

>>75271349
Not German but i really liked Hamburg and Munich

>>75271349
Don't know. There are a lot of interesting cities. Hamburg for example.

>>75271349
Potsdam and Schwerin are goat cities.

@75271439
No lewd posting please

>>75271439
appears to be very likely in my opinion

>>75271349
Kiel, obviously

>>75271349
Berlin

>>75271439
No

>>75270261
GOOOOOOODDD MOOORRRNNIINNNNG!

HOPPY Easter /bundes/

>>75272465
Happy Easter to you good sir.

I ate a Dönerpizza yesterday. Not my proudest moment, and in retrospective it was disgusting as hell, but I was pretty drunk.

Paderborn have sacked head coach Stefan Emmerling.
Steffen Baumgart will be in charge for the final five games of the season.

Paderborn are currently in the relegation zone in the 3. Liga.

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>>75272652
>Dönerpizza

>>75272652
>not eating pizza ananas

Are you Ronny?

>>75272671
rip Paderborn

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>Mfw gelsenkirchen gazprom lose to Darmstadt

N O R D D E R B Y

Bremen: Wiedwald, Gebre Selassie, Sané, Moisander, Veljkovic, S.Garcia, Grillitsch, Junuzovic, Eggestein, Bartels, Kruse

Hamburg: Mathenia, Diekmeier, Jung, Mavraj, Ostrzolek, Sakai, Walace, Hunt, Holtby, Kostic, Gregoritsch

>no bobbeh wood

you lads think st pauli will stay up? Seems to play decent football.

Also, hows gytkjær doing?

>>75272785
>gytkjær
gesundheit

>>75272785
Maybe

She is not doing great

>>75272811
fuch, we cant keep selling overpriced sacks of shits if they all fail once they cross the border

>>75265823

/sp/ confirmed to be 16 year olds with p shit taste in music

it's time for the Norddörbie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxW1LhB2icU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUIkIx2fX5o

pauli just got robbed

UNION AND PAULI

nice goal

>Gregoritsch
Is she good irl? Football manager says she will be goat

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>its a würzburg chokes in the last 5 minutes episode

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you had one job

>>75273528
I dunno, but he likes scoring in Nordderbys

>>75273650
Löl

>le man bun man in charge of scoreing

Nice save tho Tßqh

what a save

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYc24BjGigg

The Austrian!!!!!

>werders left flank

>It's a "Gregoritsch scores against Bremen episode"

>>75273833
>it's a "austrian exciting the masses" episode

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>ywn live as a farmer and cheese producer in a cozy Austrian town

>>75273897
>farmer
thank god

what happened to Adler?

>>75273966
injured

>>75273982
what happened?
how long?

R-B-L

>>75273966
>adler
>Ad
Adolf
>ler
Hitler

Is Adler secretly a nazi?

>>75274003
Auba killed him

>Shillitsch

>Bremen in charge of finishing

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>Grilltisch

>>75274053
That looks unnecessarily dangerous.

>>75274018
i suppose it'd make sense seeing as the other Hamburg team leans to the other extreme of the political spectrum

>>75274061
No, That is awesome

TROLLPOST

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75274084
That it is. still looks dangerous, like most awesome things.

>Junuzupost

Austrians taking over the german bundesliga

>besser kann man ihn nicht schießen
Is Wolff Fuss actually retarded?

>>75274115

>austrians taking over in germany

what could possibly go wrong

>http://www.weltfussball.de/news/_n2705814_/ein-zahn-fuer-ein-tordemme-muss-zum-zahnarzt/
>Leipzigs Diego Demme (u.) verlor beim Torjubel einen Zahn
Actually, is everyone in this country fucking retarded?

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>>75274115
>Implying >we haven't taken it over already

>>75274133
if he sports some nice facial hair, i'm up for it

Anyone here browses /mu/? I wonder what would happen if I'd go there an say Queen was thembest band in the history of music.

>>75274164
A side parting would be a plus.

Why exactly has Austria their own league again? It would be way more fun when their teams wouod be integrated in the Bundes.

>>75274179
Lot's of

>dadrock

I like Queen, I think they did some great stuff, but /mu/ would most likely ridicule you

>>75274208
Is one Red Bull team making a mockery of the league not enough?

>>75274179
Alternative option: grow up

>>75274208

>two RB owned clubs in the bundes

It would be glorious

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Fan at the United - Chelsea game

>>75274208
...And this week FC Bayern Munchen will travel to FC flyeralarm admiria and play in front of 2500 fans

>>75274208
a vienna derby in /bundes/ would be nice, but i think that austria would be too small for more than 1-2 bundes teams

>>75274287
It would be like Nordsjælland - Brondby where there are more away fans than home fans.

>>75274208
>Germans absorbing Austria

When has this ever gone wrong?

>>75274208
inb4 Rapid win the cup a second time

hallo und guten morgen!

KRUUUUUUUUSE

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>that horn though

Robert holz when?

unf
dat last pass

>>75274349
no. their best albums are ege bamyasi > tago mago > future days > soundtracks

mother sky is awesome tho.

finally. keep going bremen!

Lads...LADS?
Can Bayern still chocke it? Is it, dare I say, possible that they drop points against Mainz and at Wolfsburgo?

>>75274606
Leipzig confirmed league winners

Meanwhile, there is also a match in the DFB Pokal.

Freiburg 1:1 Wolfsburg (61.)

Anyone follows this?

>>75274179
finally left this shithole like 2 or 3 years ago. queen was always considered dadrock so you'd probably get like 10 posts telling you that before the thread gets bumped off the board

>>75274668
No, fuck off

>>75274606
nah buyern got this. remaining games are all easy jobs

I actually like women's football. I shows what football would be like if it wasn't all about shekels.

>>75274742
>draw against Mainz
>lose at Wolfsburg
>lose at Leipzig

h-happening

>>75274774
It shows what football would like if men had no athleticism

>>75274774
So why aren't you watching Landesliga instead? It's about that level of technical skill, if not better.

>>75274822

>>75274208
you would have 1 team from vienna in the bundes, 2 teams from vienna in the 2. bundes and the rest would play in the 3. liga max

>>75274864
>implying Altach wouldn't win the league ez

>>75274843
>So why aren't you watching Landesliga instead?

Why do you think that Landesliga teams aren't overrun by kanacks?

>>75274822
Because receiving no money for it, makes fitness unnecessary?

>tfw Amstel finishes in time for F1 which then finishes in time for the evening snooker session

>>75274932
>Why do you think that Landesliga teams aren't overrun by kanacks?
Because they aren't, here.

>>75274932
What would be your Landesliga team so I can check whether you're talking out of your sweet little boipussi?

I just must buy a chevy

>>75274898
Altach under Canadi probably would have been midtable in 2. /bundes/, current Altach would struggle a bit.

>>75274864
Rapid, Austria and Sturm would have the economic base to compete in the top 2 leagues. Salzburg would be a clusterfuck, since it couldn't exist in its current form in Germany. On the other hand, if RBS played in the German league system, there would have been no need for Leipzig to exist anyway.

>Grilltisch does it again

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>f1 and chelsea - manu at the same time

the state of the kostic

>>75275619
And yet she still plays

Wtf!!

2:1 Wolfsburg in extra time

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>Austrians dominating the Nordderby
lyl

hahahahahaha GET FUGGD HIV :DDDD

REFBALL

WAVE OF ANXIETY FELT ACROSS HAMBURGO

>HSV

>you now remember alen halilovic

HIV-Restprogramm
30. Spieltag 22.04.2017 15:30 H SV Darmstadt 98 SV Darmstadt 98 -:-
31. Spieltag 30.04.2017 15:30 A FC Augsburg FC Augsburg -:-
32. Spieltag 07.05.2017 15:30 H 1. FSV Mainz 05 1. FSV Mainz 05 -:-
33. Spieltag 13.05.2017 15:30 A FC Schalke 04 FC Schalke 04 -:-
34. Spieltag 20.05.2017 15:30 H VfL Wolfsburg VfL Wolfsburg -:-

>HIV

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Guise? What happens to him when turkey actually votes Yes?

>>75276290
Based das erste

death by penulty

>>75276411
>implying you wouldn't give asylum to Anzu

>>75276504
you mean like my country? Or like my house? or like my bed?

>Magnusshit

>Bargfrede can still run

>5 minutes
implying rigged

>>75276411
that looks like a femboy

you dont say??

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>>75276689

It's oger. Wolfsburg wins 2:1 and will face now Sand in the final.

>HIV

the lelsogga

it's time for >schalke

>>75275568
>f1 in 2017
for what purpose

>>75277502
Æsthetics and exciting first laps.

i like motogp

>>75277789
Speedway is the king of motorised sports

>Schalke

I feel bad for Darmstadt ;_;

>SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE

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Lads
LADS

>>75278152
La ciudad de la bundesliga

>>75278152
its habbening lol
bremen is going to play el next year

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>Sch/a/lke

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how

why
.

how is it even humanly possible to fail that hard that constantly


its just, it seems so absurd

.

in what a fucked up timeline are we living where something like that is allowed

.
there truely is no god

>schalke paid 3 million euros for memezierl

a meme coach who got some results with a meme team against other meme teams in a meme league

Kek

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>>75278598
>they still haven't sacked him

>>75278749
they cant sack him because they paid money for him
they would look stupid if they sack him without giving him atleast two season

>tfw atleast one more season weinzierl at schalke

I'm just here to

>Schalke

they shouldve scored 5 times in the first half

now they wont score anymore

KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM SCHALKER MARKT KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM SCHALKER MARKT KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM SCHALKER MARKT KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM SCHALKER MARKT KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM SCHALKER MARKT KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM SCHALKER MARKT KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM SCHALKER MARKT

Just saw the score so I came here to

>Schalke

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>losing against darmstadt

>schalke

>>75278850
Good times ahead.

>>75278310
>they fired the guy who consistently got them into CL and performed well
>now they are relegation tier
>meanwhile Keller is about to get promoted with Union

Schalke vs Union with Union winning would be the perfect end to this season.

>SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE

BENUDLI :DDD

>schalke

>Schalke
AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>SCHALKE

>schalke

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't even score with refball.

>Burgfailer

Well, it was an undeserved penalty, so its kinda okay

>>75280749
>Keller is about to get promoted with Union
Not anymore.

>>75281006
They are third.

>that tackle
>yellow and free kick

This ref is fucking shit.

alter so kannst du dich abmelden

hätte selber schon mindestens 5 hütten gemacht als kreisliga spieler

>>75281186
laber nicht, du holzfuß

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kek this is hilarious

>schalke

>Chokesea

Meyer seems to be angry with himself for being at >Schalke

COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE

>>75281228
Drink coke

Do I want darmstadt to stay up

>Schalke

>>75281726
they are already relegated

>

>schalke

Just came here to post
>SCHALKE

This shitshow of a ref really wants >Schalke to win.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Schalke

>darmstadt getting refballed
>still cant win
>the state of schalke

>schalke

>SCHALKE

>Schalke

>SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE SCHALKE

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>schalke

>SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE

its beautiful :3

>whole league plays for you
>cant win against the wrost team in the league even with refball
>wont play in europe next season
>JUST >SCHALKE MY SHIT UP

>S'chalke

>SCHALKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EVEN WITH ALL THAT REFBALLING GOING ON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75282058
don't forget:
>being kicked out of the EL by teenagers

>Schalke

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>Schalke

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>booing

lel

>these mad >schalke fans

>>75282127
>6-8
>11-13

gotta love the Bundesliga this year

>>75281211
halts maul

ich hätte ganz locker 8 von den 100000000% chancen, exklusive elfmeter, reingemacht

und das als aussenverteidiger

>>75282058
this exact same situation happens every year tp them

>>75282058
without a doubt the most JUST team in the league

>>75282223
the sad thing about this is that we laugh at clubs like Schalke, Wolfsburg, Hamburg and Leverkusen, because deep down we care about them. We care about their history and their culture, no matter if we despise them or love to see them coming to our stadium, in the end we care. And guess about which teams we don't care? About Hoffenheim. About Leipzip. About Ingolstadt. And guess what? They will take the places of great teams like Stuttgart, Hannover, Nürnberg or 1860. Every time I laugh at Hamburg choking I die a little inside while Leipzip and Hoffenheim still exist.

>Heimsiegesliga
>Neverkusen

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>JUST >Schalke things

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>>75282302
>Wolfsburg and Leverkusen
>history and culture
>Hamburg
>culture

>allowing already relegated teams to imfluence the fight for European places

I like laughing at Schalke as much as the next person, but honestly think something should be done about this, like giving the opponent a point per goal when they lose.

>>75282302
>Caring for Wolfsburg and Leverkusen

what m8

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>>75282393
>like giving the opponent a point per goal when they lose.

yr joking right

>>75282393
lay off that gin m8
you are becoming even more retarded every week

>>75282393
schalke is not yet relegated though..-

>>75282393
have a (You) Bendtner

>>75282393
>lose 3:4 against relegated team
>get 3 points like you had actually won

Yeah sounds reasonable

>>75282393
>Can't beat a relegated team
>Surely this team deserves an European competition spot!

>>75282557
This! Denmark already getting senila at age 41.

>>75282671
>relegated team gets a fluke result against a much better squad
>surely this is a great way to decide a competition with millions at stake!

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>its a drunkmark being ignorant episode

>>75282794
Holy shit, Denmark, I really hope you are trolling. I you mean the for real you are just retarded.

>hurr durr, dey were gudd bois deserve to win
>dey lost because the reluygayted team wuz so shit!

This is honestly Philipp Lahm tier.

>I you mean the for real you are just retarded

Ahahaha >Schalke
Based Darmstad, will miss these guys.

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What's going on here?

>>75284552
ronald mcdonald's outfit design has really changed over the years

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>>75284552
looking at his shoulders you get the impression that he's wearing one of these superman costumes. pic related

Helloohelloohelloo
Hope you all had a good (easter)sunday

>Doch wer wird den Kader von RB in der kommenden Saison verstärken? Gehandelt wird unter anderem Mitchell Weiser von Hertha BSC. Wie die „Bild“-Zeitung berichtet, ist eine 11 Millionen-Euro-Ausstiegsklausel im Vertrag von Weiser verankert, der bis 2020 an die Hauptstädter gebunden ist.
hmmmmm....

>>75286164
My thoughts exactly

>>75286208
Yeah it was okay

>>75286520
>>75286164
ice

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Alba and Busquets visiting Bartra. Very sweet of them.

>>75286591
Yes

>>75286591
*licks you*

>>75286766
very sweet of them

>>75272420
/bundes/ vs /trans/ will start in a few minutes

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Just got back from a baseball game. Is it too late to

>Schalke

>>75287222
checked

>>75287222
good post
btw, >schalke lost all of their last 8 away games.

>start to post on /bundes/
>thread gets autosaged after a few minutes
'errytime :_:

>>75287731
*bans you*

:-:

>>75287785
don't bully him! Bundes is a bully free zone.

hey /bundes/, is dortmund really going to sell kagawa in the summer? he has been amazing in their past few games

>>75288999
checked

>>75289007
>007
MI6 in norway confirmed

>>75288999
I don't think that Dortmund really wants to sell Kagawa, but it's Shinji himself who wants to play more often and thus is pushing for a transfer. maybe.

Good night

>>75289192
night

>>75289167
where is he most likely to go? another club in the bundesliga? mlels? j-league?

>>75288999
i don't think they will, unless some club makes a good offer.

but i think nuri will leave :'(

>>75289192
night

>>75289230
Süper Lig

>>75289230
beats me