/mls/ general - Don Ovan Edition + /ayy/

>>75268520
>making us stare at that ugly mug for a week

Good going, OP

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>>75268889
show some respect kiddo.
but you might have a point, don't really save pics but i'll start doing that.

>>75268931
glad you got to use your One, then.

GO SOUNDERS

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>hating on one the most icon soccer players this country has produces. So far.

DA LOONS

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>>75268931
>>mfw made this pic almost 2 years ago and people are still using it

>tfw no way to reverse the aging process, bring prime Don back to the ninja turtles, and have an attacking 3 of Puligod, Donovan, and Wood with a Fallen Dempsey ready for revenge

>>75268520
I asked for one thing OP
One fucking thing

https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc

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>>75270566
>shit poois fc getting cucked on and off the field

SOON.

>two A-League games left
>Brisbane 4-3 Wellington
>Perth 5-4 Melbourne City
please watch our finals BSA

>>75271134
if they don't win this week then check this space

>perf

Damn shame about no Sunday matches, anon.

DAME shame.

How's your season shaping up, anon?

>>75275632
>Union
kill me pls

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>>75275632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

>>75279288
>hipsters

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>>75275632
>the city of Toronto

a-a-at least the leafs haven't been knocked out yet

The fuck is wrong with our boy Giovinco? Guy went from one of the best forwards in the league to not being able to produce anything. I'd say bench him but he would have an autistic fit.

>>75271984
when are your wog finals?

>>75275958
>>75279288
>tfw we can't see union relegated
wouldve been nice

>>75281631
Unironically MLS needs >us

>>75281741
MLS doesn't """need""" anyone

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Minnesota United.

>>75281631
kill yourself

>>75282701
Only if Union ever wins the cup

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>>75275632
>Orlando

Happy Easter /mls/

>>75268931
Does USL enter the USOC at the same time as NASL now?

>>75271134
must have missed that, like shitting on the sneks too damn.

Any of you guys ever participate in a march to the match? Did that shit this weekend for the first time and it was actually fucking awesome experience.

>no sunday games

how dare they, what good is MLS Live then

>>75283168
Union march through a fucking parking lot because the jew owner got a stadium in Chester.

Its not that cool. I like hanging back and drinking more beer instead

>>75283958
where is the new stadium being built? Is it in a better location?

>>75283999
There won't be a new stadium in my lifetime, which is fine the stadium is cool, Chester is just a shithole.

>>75283674
It's Easter, you fucking pagan

>>75284013
Fuck sorry i got the union confused with dc united

>>75284027
>Not being a kike

>>75283958
Aren't they trying to develop the area around the stadium?

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Happy Easter, fags.

>>75282244
If you wore Gucci in Minnesota, would you be considered an asshole?

>>75284134
All those plans were pre-housing crash, and even back then they were optimistic. Chester is just a blighted shithole and unless jobs come back to the city, nothing will get built.

>a week to more matches

Can't we get a friendly going or something?

>>75291283
If you are that desperate there is USL this week

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>>75275632

>>75289285
>>75283958
Aside from being in Chester the stadium itself and the renovations they've done to their training facilities are pretty good, if they can upgrade the parking situation and develop more things to do on their slice of land it'll be fine

Regardless they are not moving any time soon, I just want a owner that has lots of money and understands the sport

I honestly don't think there is more than one person who Doyle posts.

do minnesota fans chant LOON ARMY
cuz that would be a good chant, since it sounds like blue army

>>75295777
wrong, do it for fun sometimes.

Is your season working out the way you'd hoped, you fat hipster?

>>75293706
for >>75275632

>>75295777
Isnt Doyle a tripfag here who shits up the general? How can there be more of him?

>>75298533
That guy that always says "yuro rentboy" is the only Doyle I know. Everyone else is just a dumbass

>FC Dallas U-18 beats Monterrey U-18 in the local cup final
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Dallas_Cup

I guess that makes up for that other knock out.

I am surprised more MLS teams don't set up things like this to give their youth talent good experience, you can't dump all your teens into USL.

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>>75275632
>Sounders

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>>75275632
>SKC

>>75299362
A) Good to see you're still here, Portu-bro
B) You still picked an asshole team with an asshole coach and asshole fans

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>>75299396
Thanks.
A) I always lurked, but 4leafs blocked my work ISP so I never posted in the past months.
They changed it this past week to pic related.

B)There will always be assholes anywhere.

>>75299425
Just saying, you picked the worst MLS team/fanbase not located along one of the coasts

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>>75299438

>>75299425
Why does Joau Pedro suck so bad?

>>75299504
He was never that good to begin with, very limited IMO.
Also, poortugal football outside the big 3 is very slow and tactical, which is almost the opposite of MLS.

>>75299574
That guy looks so wet behind the ears on the field. You can have him back.

>>75299586
Hehe, if he were top 3 material he would have been bought a long time ago, possibly much much younger.
I dunno, to me he always looked clumsy and slow, I'm not even sure he would have been on the first team of VSC for the second half of the season. From what I remember the only thing he had going for him was, possibly, long passes.

how insufferable will the next expansion teams fans be?

they'll be copying MLS culture which copies EPL culture, it'll be insufferable.

>>75299647
> EPL culture
You mean pricing out younger fans from watching the sport live?

>>75299647
>spoiler
LAFC

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>>75299673
eventually yes, probably

>>75300022
>pic related

What's /sp/'s MATCH OF THE WEEK

>>75300924
>gentrification fc
Nigga please,tell your mom I said hi.

>>75301248
what are you on about

Debating between following the earthquakes, galaxy, Sounders or DC United. What made you decide to follow the team you do?

>>75301392
The city I live in, you dumb fuck.

>>75301405
First of all, chill with the profanity. Second, I would rather not follow the team closest to me geographically.

>>75301025
Cincy vs Tampa

>>75301417
>I would purposely prefer to be a bandwagoner

Cunt.

>>75301548
I'll ignore the immaturity long enough to say that supporting a different team than the one closest to me makes me no more a bandwagoner than supporting the team closest to me. I just want a team that I can enjoy watching and supporting.

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>>75275632
>Loons

>>75301389
Hey bud don't mean to be rude or anything. But are you autistic?

Will the Austin Aztecs actually come back next year or are they ded

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> USL defending

>>75284027
Easter is a pagan holiday, dumbass.

>>75302423
Where is that? Looks like a pretty nice stadium, t.b.h.

>>75303172

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nippert_Stadium

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>>75275632
>SoccerCity headed toward fall ballot
>MLS will wait

It's an anxious feel. On one level there is excitement at the prospect of MLS being willing to wait for a result which is being seen in SD as all but a confirmation that MLS wants to give SD a franchise, and just wants to determine whether SD wants one. On the other is fear at a vote leading to San Diego going full retard over SDSU not getting 100% of what it wants despite the prospect of being vastly better off by taking what they are being offered, than they would be obstructing and being forced to use a baseball stadium as the home of their football team. The only thing that gives me hope is that the ownership group has been reported to be communicating with the school more than they had been for a couple of months, and the Mayor is supposedly going to give his endorsement of the measure. On top of that, polling seems to suggest vast support for it, but that is based on polls before opposition starts flinging shit at it, or a second competing measure for the land is added to the ballot as is currently rumored to be happening soon.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/growth-development/sd-fi-soccervote-20170404-story.html

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>Former U.S. assistant coach Andi Herzog says Major League Soccer had no interest in listening to advice from Jurgen Klinsmann when he was in charge of the national team, saying league officials "thought he was just criticizing everything."

>Klinsmann, who was fired last November after two World Cup qualifying defeats, endured a frosty relationship with the MLS leadership during his five years as United States coach.

>He said in 2014 that U.S. players like Clint Dempsey and Michael Bradley would have to prove their form hadn't dropped after leaving Europe to return to North America. In response, MLS commissioner Don Garber called Klinsmann's comments "detrimental" and "personally infuriating."

>"MLS, the American league, is getting better and better, but Jurgen wanted to help them and give them some information, some inputs, where they were making some mistakes," Herzog said.

>"Jurgen said, 'Yeah, we need to do this, this and this better,' and this was the reason why he started to have a fall-out with the [commissioner] of the league, Don Garber.

>"Jurgen wanted to help the league keep improving but [MLS executives] were not happy and thought he was just criticizing everything. One point Jurgen was not happy with was that they were buying and overpaying over-aged former European superstars like crazy, but they have already found out that it is not a good way.

>"And this was a big problem, because there was a big pressure from [Garber]. ... When we lost a game, [Garber] came and said: 'No, he's criticizing our league and he's making some mistakes, too.' So this was a problem -- a bad relationship between the American league and Jurgen.

>MLS declined to respond to Herzog's comments.

http://www.espnfc.com/united-states/story/3101439/andi-herzog-says-mls-didnt-want-to-listen-to-input-from-us-boss-jurgen-klinsmann

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So how's your day going.

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Give us a team now!!!!!!

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>>75303933
>he's serious

Will mpls move up to usl?

>>75303257
>college

Ugh.

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>>75303958
>MLS could have 5 California teams by 2020

>>75304553
Goddamn that's disheartening

>>75304373

ownership has been looking at real estate since last season. my big fear is that they'll put it on the fucking west side and only put in like 10,000 seats

>>75304733
That's a good way of never getting a expansion spot.

>>75303933

I agree, that sacramento region should get a team

>>75304553
I thought Anon was asking for a team in the Inland Empire.

>>75299574
>>75299611
who /kleinout/ here?
guess alessandrini being good saves him for now, but lets see if zapdos can rebound from his foot breaking, and he links up with the missing so far two saints so we qualify for the playoffs. else out.

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>>75304553
Are other states even trying?

>>75305481
If your counting on Zardas's first touch,don't count on it and as Gio is concerned. I say sell him and get someone with some heart.

Klein is gonna have to take the heat but I'm gonna assume he'll let Pete go to save his ass.

>>75305481
>>75305753
>relying on Zardass and his brick foot
>relying on Gio the drunk
lol you guys are fucked

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>>75305753
>>75305793
lead foot zapdos still worked out fine in mlels before, so not counting on the first touch just him linking up with the rest to score goals.
and two saints, el borracho, was given the benefit of the doubt by the FO since the team was supposed to be built around him, but he's been MIA for much of the season.
agree on the building around another forward, but they'd want another mexican and said other mexican will probably go to the soon to be crosstown rivals.
maybe manu will fail to qualify for the CL so zlatan can come score here? first half of the season doesn't matter after all.

>>75303877
Based.

>>75305935
You should know to never rely on the FO for any kind of insight. Shut isn't going as plan and now we can only sit back and watch. Things are sure going to get interesting.

>>75301417
>I would rather not follow the team closest to me geographically

This would be semi-okay if you were trying NOT to be associated with an insufferable team/fanbase, but since you included Seattle in your list of options, you're clearly okay with that, so be a fan of your local team, fuckface

>>75307763
>being a fan of Salt Lake
Now do you see why I don't want to support my local team?

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>>75307890

>>75307890
>being Mormon

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What went wrong /sp/?

>>75308077
He's old

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IT'S LIT, FAMILIA

>>75308793
Literally who gives a shit

So why don't you yanks rate Emerson Hyndman? He'll be playing for Man City after he gets Rangers to a Europa League semi-final. If you exclude Pulisic, he's undoubtedly the best American prospect at the moment

>>75308845
THE FUTURE OUR OUR GREAT NATION

>>75308913
>womyns
>dive grass
Why?

which is the most patrician mls team

>>75308878
Doesn't get everyone as excited as Pulisic because he plays further back, but I'm looking forward to him challenging Bradley's inept ass for a spot in the midfield

>>75308878
>Scottish league
It's nothing

>>75309409
Yeah, it's a nothing league outside of the top 2 or 3, but performance in Europa league is worth rating

>>75309030
Metrostars

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#bantz

>>75309030
LA Galaxy

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>>75309609
WE GOT JOKES

Okay, so we missed out on /sp/erb owl, but if /mls/+/ayy/ were to field a meme 18 for virtual divegrass, who would you put on it?

>>75310593
17 Seattle Sounders and Besart Berisha, for maximum hateable-ness

>>75310593
>wage cap
FIGHT AND WIN
>Bradlel
NYCFC chants
Ameridoop
European Geriatric
Dempshit
Costa Rican autist (or just "Fer")
Designated Player
My Little Soccer
>promotion
>relegation

>>75310593
Are we allowed to have Roast Solo?

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>>75310593
>>75311414

>>75311802
Needs AFC Anchorage

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>nobody on /180/ wanted to form a team

>>75311911
Fuck you're right
I just don't know which one to take out
I guess the left back one
Klinsmeme said that 4 years ago

>>75309409
Better than mls unironically

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>>75312039

>>75312039
Fuck off yurocuck

>>75312039
t. can only name the two biggest teams

>>75311984
You could combine >pro/rel and >NASLel into Ted Westervelt

Why no teams from California in NWSL?

>>75312126
Woso is irrelevant son

>>75312126
I ask myself the same thing every night.
former chivas may end up having a team before the lags again after the whole sol fiasco.

>>75312073
>>75312074
>>75312083
Isn't the whole point of the parity meme of MLS is that every team is equally shit as their shittiest teams?

>>75314318
Speaking broadly, sure. The talent tends to distribute itself more evenly due to the salary cap and other mechanisms.
Celtic would steamroll any MLS team, but even pathetic Minnesota United could probably beat whoever comes in 4th in the SPL this season, and an average MLS team would probably beat Rangers. That's how steep the drop off in quality is in that league.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/65ytyx/the_most_expensive_and_revolutionary_stadium_in/
>sports mecha
>atlanta
AHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK AHHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>75315405
>sports mecha

time to relegate the thread

>Wednesday

>>75310593
FIGHT AND WIN
Windows
Pro/Rel When
Targeted Allocation Money
DOOP
RFK Raccoon
AFC Anchorage
God Given First Division
>perf
Super Draft
Q

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>>75312126

>tfw no qtpi NWSL team nearby

Lets get it done LA Galaxy

>>75316571
>Q
windows is more than enough for you scumbags

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>>75317008
LOBINA would be better anyways

>>75311802
Inland Methpire for sure

>>75307890
I still don't understand your aversion to RSL.

>>75315405
>the MLS

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>>75312126

>>75316571
Also change God Given to >Soon

>>75316571

forgetting

Diskerud all night
next sequential >Soon poster
Puligod
>tfw no neonazi mls club
Dos a Cero

>>75319367
>Diskerud all night
ded
>next sequential >Soon poster
ok
>Puligod
yes
>>tfw no neonazi mls club
eh, needs an update to wording, to alt-right maybe?
>Dos a Cero
too many ninja turtles memes

>>75319380
DISKERUD
I
S
K
E
R
U
D

>>75319367
>>75319380
Puligod isn't in MLS

>>75319399

he's an integral part of /mls/ as /our guy/

if not him, then Doyleposting

>>75319403
How is he /our guy/ and not be in the league?
This isn't /usmnt/

>>75319428

every time the ninja turtles have a game, this is the thread to discuss it before or after

when klinnsman was sacked, this is where people went

>>75319428
/usg/ - US Sawker General was something the thread couldn't agree on, but it's basically that already. ninja turtles sometimes takes over.

>Gary Smith to coach Nashville's USL team
>Charlotte putting off stadium vote

>>75319455
>couldn't agree

Oh, we entirely agree. It's /mls/ because those other US leagues are trash.

>>75310593
Italian Manlet
Windows

AFC Anchorage
FIGHT AND WIN
PulisGOD

>MLS defending
Matt Doyle
Salary Cap
NYCFC ultras
>perf

Roast Solo (GK) [C]

SUBS
Altishit
EBAMSFCL

Canadian Premier League
DISKERUD
Costa Rica
>Soon

Miami Beckhams
Alex Morgan OR >tfw no nwsl qt gf
Designated Players
ANDY
pro/rel

Broken Legs Hamid (GK)

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>>75322015

Alex wouldnt make sense because she'd be a guy with a grill's name

>>75321500
and therefore all US soccer related discussions go here

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someone tell me how to feel about this

>>75314925
Celtic and Rangers would easily win the Cup here due to european experience.

>>75324067
It happens all the time. Just be happy there's more experience in the midfield. The guys ready to go this Sunday.

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>>75324739
Need a hot take, something like the kids aren't alright and this is but the first indication that the experiment has failed and they are rolling back to an older age team average.

>>75324811
>>75324829
>>75324252
Fuck
Rangers just got out of the Scottish championship

>>75324811
>>75324829
MODS MODS MODS

>Atlanta's stadium won't open until late August
JUST

>>75324911
What a trash city

So do we have a GOTW or is it all just anarchy

>>75324791
Apparently not. Just glad they're doing something and not sitting on their hands. Kinda glad Arena is gone because he would let it ride.

>>75325686
NYC vs Orlando should be good

>>75325454
Thats hotlanta for you

>>75324067
jack so young but already part of 2103921123 teams. this is a product of the mls mentality that an attacker from literally anywhere is better than giving the young american a shot. same thing happened to agudelo, his career stalled big time (and still hasnt recovered) because they needed a meme to partner henry

>>75326371
More like FATlanta

so, when are doop getting relegated?

cl bump

>uefa refball league
Wew

>>75331143
guess importing yurop refs wouldn't help here after all

>your MLelS club will never win a Concacaf champions league

Wew carnales

>>75331465
no bully pls

Will we TSUUUpost when Cristiano Ronaldo inevitably goes to LAFC?

>>75332226
honestly LAFC should go after james rodriguez

>>75332226
certainly hope not

>season ending pregnancy last year
>first game back get a season ending injury
just wow

>>75334500
i'd give your mom a season-ending pregnancy, if you know what i mean

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2017
0
1
7

>>75334706

what did he mean by this?

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>>75331465

>>75334768
he means he's going to fuck your mom
in the pussy
with his dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE5rC-KkGyM

comfy tuesday afternoon game.

I hope some jew lawyer starts a class-action lawsuit over this Atlanta MB Stadium and Arthur Blank gets deported back to his dago homeland.

>>75334954
And cum inside
In her fertile period
Witch can be hard to guess
So he will fuck her a lot

>>75336021
I really hate Caleb Porter.

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>>75336196
I'm so sorry for this post.

someone update me on how your nasl/usl team is doing.

if you could also include 'why anyone should give a fuck,' that would also be helpful.

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>>75336205
same.
>>75336315
this?

>>75336345
no bullying the farm teams, they are crucial to the overall success of the league and subsequently the ninja turtles.

>>75336358
thank you so much
also, i'm going to make a wiki page for >>75322015.
also, who should the medals be?

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>>75336345

we were 3-0 and then we collapsed

>>75336407
partial towards Italian Manlet, AFC Anchorage, and PulisGOD
forget how many there are in total, but those would be my DPs

>>75336468
there's 4 medals, and 23 people on the team total
also, I'm thinking that one of the medals should be >perf, but i'll leave that up to other anons to decide

>>75336519
should do a strawpoll for the final decision i think. since we missed the deadline anyway

>>75336560
oh, yeah, the /sp/erb Owl was this past weekend
it'd still be nice to get a team together though, especially if there's a second /sp/erb Owl.
i'll go ahead and put together a Strawpoll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12777362
http://www.strawpoll.me/12777362
here's the strawpoll, vote for who you want
if they're not on that list, then reply to this post with who you want it to be
if you post something in the thread that's not in the poll and it gets a lot of replies asking for your suggestion as a medal, then i'll include it in another poll

>>75337117
Fuck Pulisic
He's not even in mls or ayy

>>75337628
>pulisic has no votes
don't need to worry about him m8

>>75331465
Who gives a fuck about that?

>>75337117
who should be.....what?

>>75337117
Do you even lurk here or are you a merc from /vg/

>>75336021
hes actually more unlikable than jesse

>>75337836
I'm here pretty often, especially for this past offseason and season. I was around for the /mls/ + /ayy/ merger
I'm pretty sure that a merc from /vg/ would glaze over this thread completely, although I wouldn't know for sure

>>75337761
quick rundown
in Pro Evolution Soccer, which 4cc matches are run in, players have different skills/stats that are rated from 40-99, 40 being "never played divegrass in my life", and 99 being "divegrass god". In the 4cc, there's a specific way that players on a team are set up
There are 23 players on a team, and all but 4 of them have 77 ratings for all of their stats. The other 4 players are referred to as "Medals". Two of these medals have all of their stats set to 88, and they are called Silvers. The other two have all of their stats set to 99, and they are called Golds. Usually, the medal players represent the most important or most popular facets of a board's/thread's culture.
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ

>>75337676
MLS and garber

>>75334850
so? >We beat you in columbus

>>75338349
wash a dish beans

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>>75338349
>mex7c0

>>75338349
>being this obsessed

>>75338746
>Lesotho

>>75337628
kys yourself

>>75338479
4-0 to argentina in the copaamerica you hosted

lost 2-1 in Columbus to the same team you're mocking
>US4
>Home advantage
pick zero

>>75338746
Shut up, Lin-Shen Woo

Why does everyone assume all Canadians on 4chan are Asian. it's pretty offensive, we're not all from Vancouver.

t. Abdul Abdalarajan

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The polite ones don't come to 4chan

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>safe space

>>75341141
is this naming scheme the new image.jpeg?

>>75338842
deport yourself

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okay, so I made a primitive roster for the time being
how is it? any suggestions?
page is at https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/User:Admiralmeru//mls/%2B/ayy/

>>75341733
>only two keepers

>>75341733
alt-right mls club and exploding knees hamid

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>>75341733
Italian Manlet should be a forward
Switch pro/rel to Ted Westervelt like >>75312117
said
Maybe perhaps replace the racoon or broken knee hamid with bennyball? so hard to choose

>>75324858
>>75324903
What happened?

>>75342042
I fucked up the post twice
Wasn't any illegal

>>75341733
Q off
GAM&TAM in

>>75341733
Inland methpire?

>>75341733
DOOP or Fight and Win should be the goalhorn
Not sure about anthem, but maybe THIS IS ATLANTA

>>75342368
the correct answer is always Brass Bonanza

>>75341733
Would like to see Fat Cubo worked into this. I also don't think Roast Solo was ever our maymay

>>75341973
>>75341733
Also move Windows to Striker as well
And start him
And Diskerud is a midfielder

>>75342590
Also remove diskerud, ded and buried somewhere in northern yurop somewhere.
Add Sandwich Board Fight, or something about the '''ultras'''

>>75342658
Diskerud is still on loan from MLS

>>75342658
>BANNED FOR USING SMOKE BOMBS

okay, got an updated roster based on suggestions

>>75342590
sorry, but I can't move Diskerud to midfield
the medals have to go somewhere, and they can't go on the backline.

>>75342864
fuck, forgot pic

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>>75342883
damnit

>>75342911
>8 forwards
>4 midfielders

>>75342911
>no Lisa

>>75343778
fuck off, Lisa

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCF1990E6B2819890
KEK

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2017
0
1
7

>>75344656
wow i don't even

>>75342911

where's PuliGOD

>>75342911
this >>75344963, take off disk and give puliGOD shittatle's silver.

>>75344989
>>75344963
Pulisic isn't in this league
He's in /bundes/
At least Diskerud has played in MLS and is on loan from MLS

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>>75341733
>perf

I'm sorry but Best Australia is behind the champions of /sp/

>>75345513
>And Finland Loses Again
>£100M for a dabbing Leroy Fer

>>75345337
unless bundes has him in their roster, his ninja turtles exploits allows >us to claim him since us sawker is so small, and we need to stick together.

>>75345621
We aren't /usmnt/ either

>>75345765
why so against the nt friend?

late night bump, also reminder game later today so get your fantasy team done by the deadline.

an hero bump

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reminder that the first half of the season doesn't matter, so don't fret if your team is doing bad

>>75345797
FUCK THOSE YURO BASED RENTBOYS

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For me it's New England Revolution

http://awfulannouncing.com/soccer/nwsl-pre-game-show-lifetime-sandra-bullock.html
>NWSL Lifetime pre-game show outdraws actual game…thanks to Sandra Bullock?

>>75345797
ninja turtles posting invariably ends up as a doyle vs yurocuck shitfest and no one wants that

>>75345621
pulisick isn't a /mls/ meme
At least I WANNA DISKERUD ALL NIGHT was being forced on a daily basis for a while

>>75342911
What's >our stadium called?

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>>75342911
>Exploding knees Hamid

d-delet this

Can anyone share their MLS Live account? I wanna watch the games.

>>75346868

This. Fucking this.

Seattle got hot after sneaking into the playoffs and won it all was fucking bullshit. Colorado did it in 2010. Regular season matters very little. Just do enough to get into playoffs while keeping your roster relatively healthy.

>Muh home advantage

Rhinos home opener is this weekend... Do they have a decent atmosphere or nah?

>>75349711
not true at all. seattle were the best team of the season after july. 19 games, 3 losses. 8-3-2 before the playoffs. them winning it wasnt as bad as colorado who were a very middling midtable-ish team and truly went on a playoff run

It's game day lads

Safety bump

>>75348203
on the rise
>>75348029
refresh when?

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>>75346868
If people consider us playing bad now just imagine how we'll be in a few months.

>Leonardo Gonzalez's red card is rescinded
Not sure how to feel about this
This is admitting they fucked up

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Give one reason why he won't be the next Freddy Adu

>>75355229
He's Canadian :^)

>tfw clubs will never learn that players born in war-torn countries lie about their age so they have an advantage in soccer academies
It's terrible, except for when it happens to my club or country

puligod bump

>>75308878
>>75309409
Hyndman's signed with Bournemouth

>>75315929
Iron Leaguer is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxXvFVb2YCw

>>75356971

>Delayed game due to scoreboard caught on fire
>The City of Columbus

I remember watching that live lul

>>75355229

Speaking of which I just looked Freddy up to see what he was up to. Tampa Bay didn't renew his contract and he didn't impress at Portland preseason tryout. Ouch.

End of the road for him? On the record he's only 27 but we all know he's older than that.

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>>75358897
i thought i heard he was going to indonesia?

>>75341733
>No "We don't give a crud!"

>>75357715
And he got BTFO of the Championship and didn't even play for Bournemouth

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>>75358987
>using the old logo

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>tfw match today

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>his brand new stadium is literally a giant anus

>>75360255
Great job, Mercedes.

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>>75360255
>Falcons winning in the pic
i think we all know how that turns out

>>75360255
>A
>FUCKING
>SPHINCTER
lmao

>>75360255
JUST

>>75360255
>giant mechanical anus stadium doesn't even work correctly right now

>>75349188
Freddy Adu Memorial Stadium

>>75361071

neither does my actual anus, there's a certain pottery in that.

>>75362296
t. Taco Bell

I'm glad that insufferable atlanta soon poster is gone. Always got the feeling he was a paid shill.

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>>75309030
there's only one answer

>>75362712
but losers can't be patrician

>>75362828
>mainstream successful teams
>patrician

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>>75362712

>tfw stuck in traffic during game

At least I can listen to comfy radio

>windows