/hoc/ general - fuck the hawks edition

fuck trudeau and fuck leaf people

>the """"""""dynasty""""""""""" that can't score at home

>rags

>>75267745
>All Eastern series are 1-1
>All Western series are 2-0

What fresh meme is this?

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Thread theme

https://youtu.be/C6mHFrFmuEI

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>>75267742
Part 3 kinography when?

>All Western series are 2-0

Didn't Shorks and Oilers split?

>>75267745
>All Western series are 2-0
>Oiler still don't have a win
LMAO

>>75267778
Fuck off and die

>>75267745
How in earth is this true edmonton san jose is 1-1 and pittsburgh columbus is 2-0

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Have I told you how much I hate Kevin Bieksa and wish he would suffer a career-ending injury lately, /hoc/?

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>>75267745
>All Western series are 2-0
What did he mean by this?

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>>75267776
>>75267782
>>75267791

its okay no one reads the op anyways

>>75267763
You're a trust fund babby

The good series are 2-0, the shit ones are 1-1

>>75267806
You're a trust fund babby

I really really hate Chicago

Where my Leafs lad at? Give me your thoughts on the game tonight

I didnt get to look at the game thread too much because I was too busy puckering.

>>75267802
what the fuck is this faggy bullshit? lmfao
>frogtreal

>>75267745
>ducks are in the 3rd
Why is op such a faggot

>>75267817
leafs are offensively matching the caps but are not anywhere near as defensively sound and are getting crushed on the pk

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>mfw Hrudey called Brodie a "top 5 defenseman in the league" last season

Calgary was dominant in the 2nd.

>>75267778
kippers a qt

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>>75267777
CHECKED!!!!

>>75267830
Wrong
leafs are better in every way imaginable, craps only ever in it because of refpuck bailing our the craps

>>75267841
One of the reasons why I want the laffs to lose is because of this faggot.

Just had a nice bowl of cottage cheese lads. Thoughts?

>>75267830
No shit eh, >we are really missing Zaitsev and now >we're down Polak too. Fuck.

No idea what happened to the PK either it was top 10 this whole season and ended 8th best I believe. To be fair the Caps PP is just that good though.

>>75267817
It's the playoffs man, anything can happen! Caps have choked in the playoffs before. It's gonna be a great series!

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>>75267756

Go Preds.

>>75267849
Hes still less of a faggot than you chink

>>75267858
Caps don't usually go out in round 1 though.

>>75267859
That's a mustache that says "yes I swallow and no, you don't need to wear a rubber"

>>75267849
Does your team have a mongrel review all your games then?

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>>75267802
love it

(((Silverberg)))

I thought it was a white sport

Based Bieksa won against Ferland again!

>>75267868
You sound like an experienced man.
NTTAWWT

>>75267879
Diversity is our strength.jpg

>rest of Canada went 4-0 today
>been watching hockey since lunchtime
>now too nervous to watch my own team

>>75267858
Caps are choking just enough to make the series interesting but not enough to actually need to panic.

>there are fucking retards who likes watching cringe memesters "reviewing" post games

disgusting cringe meisters

>>75267869
The only person who watched every cantpucks game this season was Willie DEsjardins

>>75267859
That is one feminine looking man.

>>75267859
what a disgrace to the uniform

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>Kapanen scored 2 goals tonight including the GWG

wtf I love Finland now

>>75267924
Why do people hate him again?

>>75267905
I want a full choke mode caps by game 4. It'll be a fun game

https://youtu.be/C6mHFrFmuEI

You can't win here

>>75267892
Stop homoshaming

>>75267881
>not knowing Forsberg

>>75267881
>not knowing -berg is a common ending to Scandinavian surnames

retarded spic

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Which of these 0-2 teams is more likely to win their series:
Minnesota, Columbus, or Chicago?

Tfw the bolts would be memeing on the caps. Fugggg am so sad

>>75268023
Minnesota. Blues have lost series leads way too frequently.

>>75268023
Minnesota. If allen has a shit spell the bloos are dead.

>>75268023
blues are overreaching right now

>>75268023
Columbus. I'll give them more of a chance because of torts, but they need to play a lot better and shoot the puck more. If they used those Crosby things in the game tommorow or someone has one, it'll be good, but ironic

>>75268023
Columbus. The other two got BTFO at home

>>75268023
I'm gonna say chicago. They've been there and done that. They have the talent to overcome a big deficit

Wtf I love kapanen now

>>75268023
Minnesota

you never know with Chicago though

>>75268076
He is playing well on both sides of the puck. Good to see

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>>75268074
I don't know. Nashville has played them 3 times in the past 7 seasons, and it's bound that they know what the Hawks will do. And pekka has experienced the Shit the Hawks do to him. If the preds win game 3, expect Chicago to go into panic

>>75267859
from the thumbnail I though that was hitler for a second

>craps

>>75268090
All true but you never count the hawks out until they're truly out

>>75268023
Oy vey, never forget the 9 gorillion witches gassed at Salem, human

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it's finally ogre...

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>>75268076
>mfw Kapanen has as many goals as Chicago and Columbus combined

>>75268112
The tiddies though

>>75268122
WITH FINNS

POLAK OUT FOR SEASON
>LAFFS

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>>75268129
>laine aho and rantanen have 0 playoff goals
>kapanen has 2

really gets your noggin joggin

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I wish the canes were in the playoffs

>>75268023
Minnesota unironically WILL win in 7
Chicago loses in 5, unless puckluck and shekels permit, but still lose in 6
Columbus is dead. Possible sweep, 35% chance of sweep, 50% chance of 5, 15% of losing out in 6 games

>>75268154
>rinne tied for leading finnish point scorer in the playoffs with the rookie finland called a bust

>>75268153
So is Polak like, good now? The man was such a fucking liability for us in the cup run last season

>>75268174
I wish you guys could have taken calgary's place...but youre in the wrong conference

>>75268181
He's just a bull. I mean on the PK and bottom pairing he's good. I can't help but love him. He never cheats that's for sure.

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>>75268174
i know where i wish you guys were

>>75268181
Shucks he wasn't that bad. D was mostly solid until the finals

>>75268181
Hes a solid 3rd pairing guy but Leafs D-corps is poor so he was slotted higher than he should've been. Losing him after already losing Zaitsev is tough

>>75268174
is this irrelevant franchise based in north or south carolina?
i can never remember lel

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Laffs got a pity win but won't win the series

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experience leafs hockey

>>75268181
Sort of. He had a really really bad first half of the season and he finally got into a comfortable spot as the a PK guy and someone who could grind it out in the corners where other guys couldn't. He's also a minority veteran on a team full of rookies. A real Babcock kind of player that he can trust, but isn't forced to be overused. He just looked way too slow when the Sharks put him with a player worse than he is in Dillon.

>>75268174
You should hope to repeat what Columbus did

They had a crazy run down the stretch in the 15-16 season similar to yours and then made the playoffs this season.

I think Francis would be smart to trade Hanifin for a forward while he can. I have a feeling Hanifin's career arc doesn't end up going too well.

REEE I WANT ALL THE CANADIAN TEAMS GONE NOW

>>75268226
I think the isles will give you Nelson for hanifan if that's possible, but knowing snow, he won't do that and trade for bartowski or fucking radulov

>>75268198
At this point in my life I don't care if the canes were relocated to Quebec. Is French a hard language to learn?

>>75268229
don't worry lad they won't even get to 7 games

>>75268241
I think they can get someone better than Nelson. Hanifin is still considered a top young dman

>>75268243
Have you learned any other languages?

>>75268212
This guy is based. looks like he'd be a blast to have a beer with

>>75268243
it's not even real french

>>75268241
>nelson
that'd be a rip off

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>>75268243
i don't think so, but i suppose have had a ton of exposure to it living here in canada helps a lot. its more consistent than english though, only real pain is learning gendered words and more conjugations.

if you know some spanish or italian, it will go a long way.

>>75268252
Well, it's probably bailey and Nelson and maybe a second for him. This team needs defenseman that don't loligag with the puck. And I mean it. Hickey and dehann are average, and seidenberg played the best out of all 7

>>75268226
Dude hanafin is like 20. Dman take longer to develop.

>>75268241
why would the isles make that trade? they need a high end forward, not more D. between pelech, pulock, and whatever the next gem that emerges is, they're good on young D.

>>75268243
I took French all the way up to gRade 12 and I can read it well, but it's hard for me to understand or speak

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im just here to say
>reddithawks
fucking kek

>>75268278
>got leddy and boychuk for fucking nothing
I still remember everyone trying to sell that they were now "contenders" after that. Like when the Flames got Hamilton.

>>75268292
>mfw i took french till grade 7 and dropped out of it
feels good man

>>75268296
Chicago sucks balls.

>>75268278
That's like if the Islels traded Hamonic to the Jets for Perreault, lowry and a 2nd

>>75268300
i more remember people saying that they wouldn't be dogshit anymore and would be respectable, which they have been i guess.

>a chris brown concert was cancelled by kasperi kapanen

10/10

>>75268285
Dunno. Garth snow would make something like that but with worse players

>>75268300
>Boston got 3 straight picks in 2015
>Missed out on barzal to get picks
>one of them was ours

>>75268279
I'm not saying he's a bust. I just don't think he's going to be that dynamic #1 stud. I see him topping out as a Bouwmeester. Just my opinion but I'll bet you this is the highest trade value Hanifin will ever have in his career.

>>75268315
In their favor if they got rid of Snow they would be able to make better decisions and actually be a contender again.

>>75268315
didn't they say that halak was the key person to bring the isles to the stan lee cup?

>>75268307
Bad move lad

It's a good aphrodisiac

>>75268340
Yeah, and then Capuano and the team apparently can't understand why shoving your starter under the bus by giving him less time to practice because you want your 3rd string hanging around all the time would upset him.

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>Matt fucking Martin has more points than the entire Reddithawks roster

>>75268340
never heard that. him, boychuk and leddy, as well as grabovski and kulemin, were all acquired around the same time and really solidified they depth. the expectation i thought was that nelson/lee/strome would make the next step into stardom and propel them to contender status. only lee really has. ho-sang looks great though.

>>75268356
even though halak is a headcase, the three goalie system was dumb as fuck and unfair to him and greiss

>>75268369
>Anders Lee had 34 goals this year

what a meme

>>75268369
Greiss should have gotten some help from halak once February came. He was clearly overworked and berube can't even stand on his skates or head. If we called him up earlier, they could have made the ploofs

>>75268258
A little Spanish in high school, but nothing more

>>75268391
It's just because CapuANO is a horrible coach.

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Canada strikes back

>>75268391
i'd agree with that. berube was crap and the won in spite of him. being one point out, it really might have made the difference.

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>>75268036
>>75268042
>>75268054
>>75268078

As a Minnesota fan, I find it amusing that anyone thinks they have a chance of winning this series.

>>75268404
Flim floms gonna lose

>>75268404
I always wanted to visit Canada. But I don't want to go to any cities. Do you know where some good small towns are?

>>75268416
>people blame walsh instead of the offense that scored 0
kek

>>75268396
Well French and Spanish share a common ancestor so some concepts should be familiar. French also contributed a large number of words to English but over time many of them have had changes to their meanings

>>75268416
im cheering for you guys because i love boudreau

>>75268442
If you go really far north, you might see some

>>75268442
Where in the US do you live?

>>75268442
Come to Collingwood

we have a lot of qt rich girls who are pretty easy, you might be able to find yourself a nice Canadian girlfriend

>>75268468
A very very small town in the Appalachian Mountains in western North Carolina.

>>75268391
What ever happened to soderstrom?

>>75268442
Best place to visit is mountain regions in BC or Alberta

>>75268442
depends which part you go to i guess. it's a big place.

do not go to the far north, ever.

>>75268487
alberta only has a tiny bit that is mountainous, BC is like almost all mountains

>>75268403
There's a reason why he was fired, but it was all too late. It should have came when they hit rock bottom

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>>75268461

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the support, but I'm fairly sure this series will end game 5 or 6 for the blues.

>>75268511
Banff/Canmore has a lot to do though, as does Jasper (although I wouldn't recommend going up that far north).

The stretch from Calgary to Victoria is the most scenic part of Canada.

>>75268484
Drive up to Muskoka for a week this summer its beautiful there

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>kicked out of arena
>continued to back shitty coach all season
>fire coach mid-season, backpedal and still miss out on all the available coaches that could have been courted
>made 0 offseason moves
>still don't have a real winger for tavares
>shit on your bonafide proven starter
>snow is still the GM
>fans still making excuses

Tavares is literally the strongest willed and most patient man in hockey hands-down. What a fucking hero.

>flim flams

holy shit, ultra meme goal alert in anaheim

curses never die

besides that cubs one with the goat I guess

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C U R S E D

>Floms

KEK that bookofloob faggot is gonna be so asspained

>>75268551
He has barzal, dal colle, and beauvilliar as possible wingers. And he will get a team that'll win it all next year. We just need a fucking competent defenseman who doesn't lose the puck, and a good power play without Bailey

>>75268551
His buddy is literally the current coach though.

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>>75268595
>bitching about bailey despite a career year from him

Fuck Flames, even the LOAFS won

>>75268615
He's good for that, but for gods sake take him off the power play. He can't even shoot the puck or pass it because of some obstruction

>>75268638
With this I can safely saw the Flames are the shittiest team in Canada. Even worse than the Canucks.

>>75268638
It's not their fault they're cursed

>canadian teams go 0-5 in game 1
>go 4-1 in game 2

>flim flams

>>75268643
i'd agree with that. PP desperately needs help, hopefully god-sang will help

>>75268663
cantpucks are the shittiest canadian team and will be for a long time

jests at least have a future

>>75268687
PP is the one place where coaching definitely makes the difference

Look at the Blackhawks teams in the years they were at their best (2010-15), their PP was basically always middling to outright bad. Obviously it wasn't the personnel.

wow calgary even the laffs wont be swept

how embarrassing

>>75268690
we've heard this shit since they move from atlanta. i think i speak for everybody when i say we'll believe when we see it

>>75268687
I think they should have gone after hitchcock but I think doug is a good coach for the team. And he played with Tavares. Let's just hope we don't get screwed with an injury bug this year, and try to get a good 4th line back. Maybe try and put ott in?

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>>75268690
if they'd just FUCKING GET A GODDAMN FUCKING GOALTENDER

IT'S BEEN 6 FUCKING YEARS JUST GET ONE

>literally "you can't win here"

flames on suicide watch

>>75268712
im just saying at least there's SOMETHING

Cantpucks literally have nothing you can point to. They are getting bad at a time when not only have the draft lottery rules made it harder to benefit from tanking, but they have an additional team to compete with in the tank wars in Vegas.

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YOU

>>75268690
jets have no future with chevy as gm or maurice as coach

>>75268714
If youre complaining about offense then trust me it's good you didnt go with Hitchcock.

Thats a hilariously bad hire for the Stars in my opinion, he will neuter the only good thing they have in their skilled Fs

>>75268714
i'd be alright with ott i guess, but i'm in no hurry. kulemin-cizikas-clutterbuck is as decent as any. isles can wait until kulemin is off the books after this next season.

more concerned with scoring in general desu. isles need a legit secondary threat that can generate offense besides tavares. isles are a one-punch team right now and are too easy to shut down.

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This man is responsible for stupid penalties that cost us two games.

If you see this man, please punch him square in the face.

>>75268744
CAN'T

>>75268747
still better than the cantpucks though.

that said, i was really surprised when i read about maurice returning. Cheveldayoff also looks really bad when you look at how teams like Calgary and Toronto were able to go out and get goalies

>>75268756
You guys really are cursed in Anaheim. I feel sorry for you.

>>75268756
isnt that elite franchise generational defensemen dougie fagilton?

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>>75268747
>give me the BIGGEST TALLEST player you have

>>75268755
Islanders have their prospects and that can mean a lot. And ladd and chimera picked their acts together in January. Ho sang and beauvilliar seem to be something that can be much larger

>>75268766

WIN

>>75268756
hahahahaha flames you fucking suck

go ducks

>>75268770
It's not a curse. We actually outplayed the ducks 5-on-5 in both games. We outshot them 37-29 tonight. But we keep getting stupid penalties from stupid players.

>>75268525
>5 or 6 games
>thinking you stand a chance against Jake the snake
also: requesting a spicy Jake Allen "dont tread on me" libertarian snake meme.

It should read "don't score on me" with a Jake Allen head shooped onto the the rattlesnake, thank you.

>>75268785
HERE

>>75268788
when it lasts longer than a decade it's a curse senpai

>>75268747
>chevy as gm

Literally Steve Tambellini tier GM.

>>75268777
I still cant believe they took Logan fucking Stanley with a 1st round pick after seeing someone of the same mold like Reinhart flame out so bad

or mcilrath or teubert or the countless others

>>75268788
>we
Anyway, cucks outplayed you hard as fuck 5 on 5 in the first game, not sure what the FUCK you're smoking, but it must be strong

>>75268788

>we may have posters in this thread who weren't alive the last time Calgary won a regular season game in Anaheim
>it's not a c-curse!

>>75268781
ladd and chimera turning around has been great, helps a lot. and agree with ho-sang and beauvillier. i'm just impatient i guess, i want a high-end player who is good NOW, and don't want to have to wait for them to grow. but i also don't want to give up any prospects to get them. maybe bellows i guess.

>>75268788
>it's not a curse, >we just lose when no matter how well >we play

That's a curse

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>>75268788
>hilarious ultra meme goal that decides the game
>not a curse
wew

>>75268811
No joke I was 9 when they won in Anaheim last. I'm 22 now.

>>75268788
Does anyone else hate the
>hurrr we outplayed them because shots xD
meme

nobody gives a fuck its hockey there are no moral victories

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>>75268803
>"6'7"? Perfect!"

>>75268788
>b-but we played better
AHAHHAHAHHAHA THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE SCOREBOARD YOU STUPID NIGGER

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How's everybody doing tonight? Happy Easter!

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Which one is going to win their first cup ever first?

Just finshed taking a big dougie, lads. AMA

>>75268835
It's bullshit anyway, in all analytical stats AND shots anaheim was way better than calgary in the first game, by a large margin than this shit, flames never have sustained pressure, they just throw home run passes every time

>>75268841
No joke I want him to be the GM of >my team so that way I can get the relocated to Quebec faster.

>>75268835
Winning matters, but it's useful to discuss the game contextually.

But notice he forgot to mention the Ducks didn't have Vatanen though. Maybe the Ducks play well again if he's able to go and it's not really anything the Flames did.

>>75268859
Between the two of them, Blues. Hands down.

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>this 6'6 mouthbreather who looks like he belongs behind bars for a drunken bar manslaughter charge gets paid 5 POINT 5 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS per year to ruin his team's chances

>>75268545
oi fuck off last thing we need is more tourists and cottagers

>>75268876
wow that's a lot of cap space he wasn't eventhat good on the bruins wtf is wrong with the flim flam organization

>>75268871

And if known piece of shit Mark Giordano didn't take out Fowler with a knee to knee shot the flim flams wouldn't get nearly as many opportunities

tfw every series but the Mild will happen

MIGHTY DUCKS

>>75268876
Maybe if you didn't have a dirty goon captain leading the team and being a poor example to the youths like Dougie that wouldn't have happened

>>75268880
>palm trees
disgusting

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>>75268891
forgot pic
>>75268887
gio has been taking hits all series and im loving it.

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flames players won't even ride in a Honda they're that shook

Flames are proving themselves to be the true little brother of Alberta. You don't see the Oilers getting swept.

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>>75268905
fucking shit
>>75268909
they'll be swept in 6

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>tfw no battle of AB once again

Every number in Calgary should just reroute to a suicide hotline

>>75268927
That's a good thing. That means both Albertan teams have a chance to advance instead of one.

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Post players with more points than the entire >hacks roster

Calgary at least you can sleep at night knowing you're not the Blackcocks

the flames might be the ugliest team in the nhl

seriously, go look through their rosters headshots and look at those ugly bastards

>>75268969
their fans are all fat and ugly as fuck too, wtf

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>>75268969

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>>75268788
You even got cursed on your dubs, Teemu dubs.

Holy hell the flamers coach is fucking crying so hard in this press conference, literally crying and whining about the refs as much as the shitty flames fans

reminder that the flames are in fact NOT a young team and cant use that excuse

please choose from the following instead
>bad
>shitty
>awful
>terrible
>hysterically overrated

>>75269003
Link?

>>75268984
Finns don't count

They're just built different.

But they have beautiful souls

>>75268950
Bouma's skate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpWmMYCTbhA

>>75268918
I think the Preds would beat the Ducks again but rather accurate

>>75269003
post link now i need this
>>75269024
i think it'd be a toss up game 7 desu

>>75269012
I see your options and offer my own.
>Abject misery swaddled in crushing disappointment.

The poopington crapitals are beginning their collapse early this year

>>75269016
>>75269030
Was watching it on TV lads, sorry, will probably be posted on the flames website though

>>75269024
Depends who concusses who first.

>>75267745

I'm completely ok with every Canadian team losing in round 1 if the reddithawks get swept

So which Canadians team will make it to the 2nd round?

- Habs
- Sens

That's all, yeah?

>>75269061
Oilers are the only ones who have a real chance

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>>75269049
Ritchie ready to drop anyone who challenges, or even if they don't challenge.

>>75269054
OK then so be it. Just to make it more interesting Patrick Kane suffers a career-ending injury.

>>75269003
the whole organization is a complete laughing stock of imbeciles
>brian "muh dead faggot son" burke
>brad "retard" treveling
>glen "eakins" gulatzun
>mark "i didnt mean to knee fowler intentionally i just lead with my knee and it was like an accident i swear" giordano
>dave "complete failure" cameron

doesnt matter because the nhl will force them out of calgary when they dont get a new arena in a couple years

>>75269063
While they are playing the >Shorks I just don't trust them. They have to earn my ability to believe in them.

>>75269061

>Snes

I'd take them at even odds over the ruins

>Habs

Could go either way

>Others

Oilels have a chance if the shorks shork it up

Laffs have a very small outside chance if the craps crap it up

Flim flams are probably done

>>75269088
At least if the Canadian teams all lose out, 4 of the 5 have a playoff win which is more than they had last year.

Why did the >Wongs let Babcock leave?

>>75269107
Because Ken Holland is an idiot and a tard.

>>75269107
I think there were rumors the players hated him

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>>75269082
>they have to earn my ability

>>75269103

Flames will win one at home, won't be a sweep

>>75269071
>>brad "retard" treveling

>yfw his dad owns boston pizza

>>75269122
these seem to follow him where he goes

>>75269107
Because he wanted to leave

>>75269140
I guess it might just be one of those situations where it's worth dealing with him if the team has talent but otherwise he doesn't need to be around making it worse

>>75269140
well there have been several players who have said it outright that they dont want to play for him because of his favoritism

>>75269107
Zetterberg apparently owns that locker room and wanted him gone

>>75269151
This. He saw the ship was sinking and he wisely knew to leave.

>>75269163
He made a comment in one of his last press conferences there about how you get the top players at the top of the draft, specifically centers I think was what he said, in order to replace aging guys. Basically, without coming right out and saying it, he meant that he didn't think Detroit would tank hard enough to get one. He saw them continuing to be middle-of-the-road.

You know how the NHL sometimes fucks up and you can hear the PBP/CC talking while they're off air? They did it again tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4rfGXxq7x8

>>75269201
meh those are legit comments

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>>75269201
>mfw I saw this live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QgNmCHpBQ

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>>75269132
wishful thinking but it'll be a sweep

>aesthetically pleasing bracket for your viewing pleasure/use

>>75269201
Sounds like John Garrett and Rick Ball letting loose on them

>>75269201
So the Flames get total fucking homers like Garrett doing their PBP and the rest of us get fucked with losers like Romanuk and Hughson

Fuck that

>>75269201
Me in the video

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>leave crapitals to me

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>leave shitcongo to me

>>75269220
what an odd thing to say while frustrated. Oh cocksucker!

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>leave the flames to me

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>>75269220
>mfw

>>75269242
Garrett is a >cantpucks guy

>Laffs competing with the CAps while Nylander, Marner and Matthews barely impact the game
>Defense falling apart
>Andersen standing on his head

on one hand, the rooks might stop playing like mong snad help out, ont he other, if Andersen goes through a cold spell or the defense could fall apart. Real scary that they gotta win 3 more I'm puckering desu senpai.

>>75269258
>point per game player and leading all Finns in scoring in the playoffs

truly elite

>>75269262
>does he have a fucking brain?

>>75269267
I watched all 5 periods, Matthews has been total garbage. Missed a bunch of chances, number of wide shots, and lost the puck quite a bit in front of the net from stick checks.

>>75269270
>leading all Finns
No that's Kappy
2 goals > 2 assists

>>75269277
Maybe he's getting bribes from Disney who want to make a Mighty Ducks 2 movie

>>75269303
do you mean mighty ducks 3? mighty ducks 2 is already a thing

>>75269303
>>75269323
would just be a reboot at this point

>>75269267
Nylander has had 2 great games don't know what you were watching. Marner scored the first goal in game 1 and had a backcheck that saved a goal today. Could've been better offensively but that backcheck was huge

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Post yfw you're not a Flames fan

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>>75269345
gl against the sharts oilbro

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>>75269345
tfw the flams cannot win in >your building

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>>75269345
wew lad

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>>75268442
S T. J O H N ' S
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>>75269376
What team do you cheer for living in St Johns?

>>75269384
sea dawgs obv

>>75269331

Nylander and Matthews have been invisible in the opponent's zone. Outside of 2 (two) cross crease passes that were fumbled by Matthews and the 2nd OT, they've been invisible. Their offense consists of dumping the puck in, giving it up immediately, or passing aroudn on the perimeter with hyman sitting infront of the net until they throw a bomb into the slot and its immediately knocked out.

Marner had a horrible Game 2 and most of the high points from that line has come from JVR/Bozak not giving a fuck. The backcheck was great but he also had a couple turnovers in his own zone that were awful, and fumbled some pucks ont he carryins that caused turnovers.

Kadri's line has easily been the most efficient, and Boyle's probably comes in second.

>>75269201
Hahahahah

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>>75269384
leafs, but I think we got a habs majority up here w/ sens and bruins also

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>287 posts
>14 unique posters

Nice """playoffs""" you got here

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>yfw Talbot/Lundqvist are re united next season

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>W-Why can't we win in Anaheim?

>>75269395
Kadri's line has been awful, they've mostly been hemmed in by Backstrom's line. Nylander's been creating a ton of scoring chances and has hit multiple posts, just hasn't had anything go in for him. I don't think we've been watching the same games at all.

Only things I agree with you on is that Matthews did fumble quite a few chances tonight and Boyle's line has been good.

>Vatanen out
>Flims keep taking cheap shots on Theodore, Montour and Lindholm all night, including a missed knee from Giordano AGAIN
Why are the such shitheads? Fuck the flim flams seriously, then their fuck awful fans have the audacity to complain about penalties when they do this shit all game long

i hate canadian people so much

>>75269403
Nice

Surprised to hear you guys have sens fans though

>>75269431
get more mad please

>>75269431
Did you get rejected at the border you mexican scum? Seriously, no true American hates Canadians

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>>75269424
Exactly as planned

>>75269442
minor """injuries""" and the ducks have the depth to plug and play. oilels still have to get past shorks first.

>>75269431
I was born in NY but fuck you asshole

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>>75269435
yeah me too ngl, the sens fans seem to be those rural kids who just don't seem properly adjusted and are kinda wierd

>>75269424
we're gonna have a steve moore situation if calgary doesnt stop niging out.
>fuck calgary

>>75269455
Hey if you can beat the Flames then I'm not even mad if you beat the Oilers.

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>>75269442
>Chiasson lays on top of Lindholm repeatedly punching him in the head
>they whine Lindholm held his stick when he was laying on top of him anyway

>>75269423

Ok so you haven't been watching the game. You know Nylander is (29) right? Theres been no posts hit by Nylander, and he barely manages to get into position to do anything. He gets whacked by sticks and lsoes possession. Kadri's line has shut down Backstroms outside of one bad shift where they got hemmed in. Outside of that they have been pushing that line and managed to put more shots on net then any other line.

>>75269436
fuck you dont respond to me scum

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>>75269410
>oilers fucking up their cap structure by trading for lundpads

great meme

>>75269461
It's surprising because there are barely any sens fans in Ontario. It's hard to believe there could be any in NFLD.

>>75269469
How the fuck did Chiasson not get penalized there? Fucking ridiculous

>>75269470
Kadri's line has gotten shelled whenever they've been on the ice and have had awful possession numbers for both games. Backstrom's owned him. But that's not much of a surprise since he's the better player. Good for Kadri that he hasn't let him convert it into goals (yet).

Nylander's created a ton of offense. If you're just looking at the score sheet you won't get that. He's been snakebit.

>>75269474
I will respond in spite of your comment

>>75269483
hockey's a pretty big thing here with almost all guys at least casual fans, aside from some contrarian city shitters
literally only person ive heard say hockey is shit out here is a very overly opinionated homosexual who hates anything that is white

through him I've assumed that the majority of people who reject western society and anything homogeneous never fit in and are usually assholes

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>>75269501
because the refs are always niggers to anaheim

>>75269524
its because perry and kesler act like douchebags all the time. can't be a bitch and then whine about the refs

McBenchpoints is a cuck that has his stats boosted by the league

>>75269519
Oh yeah I'm not doubting hockey being big there, just the Sens fan thing. I didn't think there'd be any outside of Ottawa

>>75269440
>implying we have a border
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XpELKOV5N8

>>75269501
It's not the first time either, remember this shit? Lindholm got a penalty on this too

https://streamable.com/88xhb

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Moderate lel