Smug Buck Sub-Edition
SUNDAY
>HAWKS @ WIZ, 12:00 PM CST ON TNT
>BLAZERS @ WARIOS, 2:30 PM CST ON ABC
>BULLS @ CELTICS, 5:30 PM CST ON TNT
>THUNDER @ RACKETS, 8:00 PM CST ON TNT
This is kinda weird and gay... But...
Ah nevermind...
nth for those muthafuckin Milwaukee Bucks
>casv
If things go sour for the Clips during the playoffs where do Blake, and Paul go you think?
>>75266984
I really want Blake to go to OKC but I dont see it. Probably the Celtics or
Chris Paul will probably kill himself
>>75266917
stay mad
>implying isaiah thomas isn't going to score 50+ ppg
>implying isaiah thomas isn't going to lead boston to the finals
>Jazz winning
>Without their best player
Only the clippers.
>>75266984
Both go to the spurs
>>75267090
their best player is playing retard
My rapties might have lost but my leafies won
>>75267044
As an OKC fan, I like the idea of Griffin in OKC, but at the same time, I don't really want glass-knee-guy-who-can't-shoot-the-3-and-isn't-near-the-transition-guy-he-used-to-be.
>>75266757
Hawks
Blazers
Celtics
Rockets
>>75267143
God I fucking hate the Clippers for wasting the careers of potential superstars.
Why do people sign there? The organization has to be cursed
>>75267044
Why would he want to be around Westbrook?
>Because he's from there!
>>75267088
Real ligfe isnt a move bruh....someone in ur kife dies like that and its debilatajing
>>75267125
>still believes in the Hayward meme
k.
reminder
>>75267169
Ah, we got a betting man over here.
>>75267231
I'm too poor to gamble
>>75267224
>De Rozan thinking he could square up Giannis.
remember when Danny Granger was good?
Would you replace your team's starting center with him?
>>75267249
Most people who gamble are.
>>75267224
>that fat fuck lowry waddling looking shook af
>post yfw Isiah's sister dies drunk driving at 5 AM without a seatbelt with very little damage sustained by her car
>>75267278
>>75267270
damn...
>>75266839
>>75266879
fuck up
>spend every game but 1 anchoring an entire team
>die 10 seconds in the playoffs
I literally want to die. There's nothing left on this earth for me.
>>75267269
He was better than any current center in the league
He averaged 15.4 rebounds in 02/03
16.3 in the playoffs
and had 4 (four) 20 rebound games in the playoffs
>>75267355
chill out it's only a knee sprain. He'll be back next game just needs to sleep it off and take some aspirin.
>>75267355
nigga chill out we got dat boi hayward
>raps
LMAO
I feel really bad for Thomas. Even if your job is as awesome as being a player in the NBA, I can't imagine going out there and doing your job the night after your little sister died.
PACERS SHOULD'VE WON
FUCK LOWRY
WHITE LEBRON IS THE GOAT
rip IT's sister
>>75266839
chance head is large
>>75267550
gr8 recap m8
>>75267530
most people want to go to work after a tragedy. The worst thing you can do after a loss is sit around thinking about it, it helps if you're active and have something to keep your mind occupied.
I get that it is the playoffs, but the refs are literally not calling actual fouls
If the rockets games are reffed like that they have no chance against any competent teams
>>75267575
>not contemplating the loss of a loved one
>dumbing down your mind to forget instead
that's even worse, you fool
>>75267530
It makes me wonder why we haven't made a safer and more effective alternative to Automobiles yet.
No offense but I don't really get why IT's sister dying is NBA news.
>>75267550
Who is white Lebron
B-BUT MUH IBLOCKA
HAHAHAHAHA
FIRST ROUND EXIT 4U
>>75267690
Goatdon Hayward
LET'S GO JAZZ
>>75267687
It may effect his playoff performance
>>75267831
>may
It will. He's either gonna slump hard or turn into AI 2.0
>>75267702
B-BUT MUH IBLOCKA!!!!
>>75267687
Are you kidding? That's going to dramatically affect him psychologically, could have serious implications for the playoffs.
Are the Bucks better off without Jabarknee?
>>75267914
No. Craptors are lucky he's out.
Wait why is Jazz Clippers still on? it's almost 1:00 AM
Goddamn Hayward is so fucking sexy
Fuck paul george
Ladies and gentlemen... your 2016-17 NBA MVP, and 2017 NBA Finals MVP.
reminder
>>75267970
you should be more clutch next time CJ
>>75267957
He's not at all, you're just in love with his hair. If you need a sexy white nba player, go with David Lee
>[Celtics]: We are terribly saddened by the tragic loss of Chyna Thomas. The thoughts & prayers of the entire organization are with Isaiah & his family.
wtf? shouldn't the organization be in boston preparing for the first round? What are they doing with Isaiah's family?
>>75267984
pretty sure there's no ladies on /nba/ spursbro
Is Chris Paul overrated?
>>75268001
I don't understand why you tried so hard to make that stupid joke at the behest of a dead person.
Contrarian culture needs to die.
>>75268001
Bulls gonna SWEEP NIGGA HAHAHA
>>75268026
but then he wont look cool in front of his buddies on 4chan
I really hope LeBron gets his dream of playing with Chris Paul soon. They will end their careers with horrible losses together
>>75267998
I'm sorry but David Lee doesn't have the shoulders of a Greek God
>>75267947
In Utah and California its 9:45
>>75268024
No, just a little past his prime.
>>75268001
FIRST ROUND EXIT
FUCK BOSTON FAKE FIRST SEED
clopers gonna clop
Are we just gonna ignore how bad butler will shut down IT?
>>75267984
NIGGA DAS KAWAII
>>75268026
Good post 10/10
>>75267998
>>75267957
It's actually Kevin Love.
>>75268066
Can't wait for them to collide
>>75268081
Isaiah will go off tomorrow
>>75268066
Manlets never learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR_ydYf2b2k
>>75268096
Or he will fuck up a lot and get that first round exit
>>75268096
To the funeral home, amirite?
how can IT even play so soon knowing his sister just died?
>>75268077
Its actually Raul Neto
>>75267998
For me it's Chandler Parsons
>>75268136
>Raul
>white
>>75268126
How do you die from that? Looks like it would cause a concussion at worst
>>75267481
>>75268148
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt. I fucking hate how careless people can be.
>>75267998
>not dani
lmao you guys are mad gay
>>75268148
its the illuminary brooooo dont u knowww
>>75268173
this literally guarantees a keltic victory
>>75267984
I saw a youtube video of teammates trying to make Kawhi laugh, and he looked so sad.
He'll always be defensive MVP, that's the only one that counts!
>blake griffin just falls over
>announcer's "they pulled the chair out from under him
kek
How will bawston recover from being swept by the bumass bulls? Also, why the fuck do niggas pl ay in boston? There aint even one real nigga from boston. Lol @ rich white boys claimin they hood cuz they played basketball with a brown nigga
>>75268196
this
>>75268190
Are you new to basketball? That phrase is what they say when the defense makes you think they're leaning on you but they're not, you when you lean back you fall over.
>>75268196
They still got first round pick it don't matter what happens
>>75268158
pretty stupid. Like, what do people expect happen to their bodies when their car rapidly decelerates during a collision?
clips gon' clip
>>75268196
I think every Celtics fan knows that this team is overachieving and isn't a deep playoff threat, we're all basically in offseason mode already, at least that's how it is for me.
chris paul deserves better desu
>>75268240
I think he should join with the Spurs and replace tony parker
>>75268240
He, Melo, Howard, Butler and dame d.o.l.l.a. need to form their own team in kansas city or something
For the love of Jesus they couldnt have just won game 1 for once. Lowry looked like shit and the second half was embarrassing. The Raptors legit looked better when Lowry was injured.
>>75268254
DRose likely going to the Spurs. He'll be a bench warmer tho
>>75268255
>Kansas City
>>75268256
Did Joe Carter literally steal all of Canada's meme energy when he hit that home run to win the World Series or something?
>chris pail
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOD4LYFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75268204
I know what it means, I just haven't seen that in a long time, and not in the playoffs for sure
>>75268276
what you don't like bbq?
>>75268240
>>75268254
>>75268255
>>75268269
Do black people not wear seatbelts?
>>75268314
seatbelts created by the white man to keep us down
>>75268314
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah based austria
>>75268314
Alot of people don't wear seatbelts, we live in a very rebellious era.
>>75268256
The team looked fine with Lowry. Just not this game. This game was hard to watch. The defense was fine as usual but the offense was putrid in the second half. It's no one's fault. The shots were there, they just didn't knock them down. It's hard to call it a choke when people weren't hesitating until they were already down 14.
Reminder that Kawhi's career average in the playoffs is 14PPG
His high is 32 and Lebron has surpassed that almost 50 times
>>75268305
I highly doubt Marc Gasol will join the Spurs. Chris Paul seems the more realistic and tangible option.
When does Marc's contract with Mepmphis end anyways?
>>75268305
If they got Chris Paul why the fuck would they still need Tony Parker? He's ass now.
>>75268344
I think lowry is expendable. The team looked solid without him. I dont know what his contract situation is but we should trade him while his value is high, assuming these playoffs dont absolutely destroy it.
>>75268360
it's called loyalty kevin
>people unironically watch this sport
There's a way better and more exciting playoffs happening right now
>>75268371
>furpuck
>>75268371
>There's a way better and more exciting playoffs happening right now
Agreed.
>not watching all 4 major north american sports
>>75268371
Just wait until OKC-Houston
>Cloppers
JUST
>CLOPPERS
>THE SHANTYTOWN OF LOS ANGELES
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Joe Fucking Johnson
Chris Paul out of LA when?
>>75268380
>he watches niggers run back and forth to put the ball in the exact same spot every two seconds
>>75268381
>Basebore
>Basketbore
These two "sports" are cancer and should be eradicated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA food4lyfe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Utah unironically wins without their best defender
Is Gobert a meme?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY JAZZIES DID IT
Chris Paul did NOTHING WRONG.
If I see ANY
>CHRIS PAIL
>CLOPPERS
>3-1
I will report you.
>>75266757
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75268455
>cloppers
>SO HERE'S YOUR HOLIDAY
clips is having a mental breakdown in the locked discord right now
>shit paul
>choke paul
>cp0
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
jazz x gsw next round
can someone remind me who the pressure is on?
jazz in 5
>le always show up at 4th quarters man
>>75268490
>jazz x blazers next round
>>75268425
> he watches WWE-lite where drunks get in fights for no reason, while they push a piece of iron around on the floor back and forth endlessly
>more people have watched the Chicago Bulls than all of the people watching the NHL combined
>DADDY WHY YOU LOSE AGAIN
DADDY WHY YOU LOSE AGAIN
>DADDY WHY YOU LOSE AGAIN
DADDY WHY YOU LOSE AGAIN
>DADDY WHY YOU LOSE AGAIN
DADDY WHY YOU LOSE AGAIN
>>75268455
>>75268436
kawhi just locked up his third straight DPOY
>>75268360
id rather have parker than rose
>>75268531
>toenailclips4lyfe
why is this manlet so full of rage?
>>75268364
The Heat look fine too. But they would not have won a round. I can't believe that the Raptors are a better team without Lowry. He's literally the best player on the team, he's better than DeRozan. Maybe they make the playoffs without Lowry but they will go further in these playoffs with him than without despite what the memes tell you. Lowry will probably win some games for them and the whole choke meme will die and everyone will go back to sucking his cock.
>>75268513
>he thinks popularity is a measure of quality
Are you enjoying your faggot pop music which requires no talent and your terrible sports which are full of niggers who cry when someone lightly touches them?
>>75268555
>manlets
>never not filled with rage
>>75268564
You can't move your body with bad cramps. It's impossible. It's not a matter of playing through pain.
>>75268556
>no go bear
>at home
>still lose
Looks like the clippers will have selfies in the rafters for another year!
>>75268597
Don't talk about the future of the Raptors if you aren't a fan. Have fun watching your shitty Knicks and Lakers, fatty.
>pundits were unironically saying the Clippers might have the best chance of any team to beat the Warriors
>>75268632
me on the right
>>75268436
No, Doc should be fired for not exploiting that. Deandre should've scored 140 tonight
Hmmm.
>>75268593
>he watches a sport which is full of pussy gangsters
>>75268661
>https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/65mqa7/game_thread_utah_jazz_5131_la_clippers_5131_april/dgbokcv/?context=3
>what did he mean by this
>>75268661
reddit BTFO /nba/ again with their knowledge
sad!
>10 seconds to go
>Utah without timeouts
>they have 2
10/10 reporting ESPN
>>75268661
>>75268678
that post just proved this
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/5qat1j/statistically_analysis_russell_westbrooks/
What did CPMeme mean by this?
https://twitter.com/5kl/status/853472837180456960/video/1
my lakeys won game 1 by proxy
get fucked cloppers
>>75268678
This is actually absurd.
>doc rivers chimping out on reporters
kek he's so mad
fucking fraud, I hate this guy
Who sucked more today? ToenailClippers or Craptors?
>>75268734
>that rage
>>75268734
i know that feel
>LeGOD won
>Craptors lost
>Spurries won
>Clippers lost
Literally the perfect playoff opening day.
>>75268734
Looks like an 8 year old who just got told they can't have any ice cream
>>75268758
Clippers cant even win against gobert-less Jazz. Raptors just sucked but they can bounce back somewhat
>>75268734
Literally a child.
Austin Rivers
Jamal Crawford
Wesley Johnson
Mo Speights
Brandon Bass
Your 2017-2018 Los Angeles Clippers starting 5.
>>75268632
stop posting photos of my wife (unless they're nudes)
>>75268840
You're disgusting.
>>75266757
how many hours of sleep do you think he gets a week?
>>75268829
We 3peat now!
>Rudy Gobert was in good spirits and walking on his own with a slight limp at halftime, according to Rodney Hood.
Lol are the Clippers about to become the first LA team to be swept in a playoff series?
>>75268851
>he doesn't want to see taylor swift naked
>>75268860
First la team to be swept? You do realize the lelkers got swept by the mavericks in 2011 right? Even with the overrated meme checker healthy and everybody else healthy from their 2010 finals run...Lakers fans really are horrible
>>75268840
i stole that picture from the other brazilian
>>75268734
>manlet rage
>>75268912
delete this
I'm so happy watching the clippers lose again desu their annual breakdown is so delicious
desu I'm pretty happy with this loss. Sure we lost home court and game 1, but on the other hand Gobert is out for possibly the whole series and Favors was wobbling. I think this gives us a good chance, plus it's only game 1 and I think Doc is at least good at gameplanning opponents (though he's shit at just about everything else involved with coaching)
>tfw gobert-less jazz beat the clippers
>>75268593
>>75268564
A broken limb isn't necessarily more painful than cramps
>Sources: MRI on Utah center Rudy Gobert revealed a hyperextension and bone bruise in his left knee, no structural damage.
On a scale of 1-10, how blown up are the clippers this off-season?
Doc Rivers is a system babby, prove me wrong.
>needed 3 Hall of Famers, a young playmaking PG with huge potential, and Thib's defensive coaching to win a championship
>>75268958
>blowing up after sweeping golden state in the second round and making the WCF for the first time
why the fuck would they blow up? this is literally game 1 of the first round, has no meaning whatsoever
>>75268148
>3000 lb object smashes into wall at 50 mph
>wondering how you die from that
>>75267224
Giannis doesn't look like a nice person
>>75268903
Why do you? you can see literally billions of different girls naked at any given time thanks to the sex industry's efforts in making every single man addicted to porn.
Men are a freaking joke now.
>>75269011
funny, cause when I fucked ur mom against the wall last night she didn't die
>>75268255
>manlet back court
>3/5 players over 30
>missouri
>>75267224
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.
>over-reactions over game 1
>>75269037
Did you just admit you're 3 tons you fat piece of shit
>>75269037
>>75269037
My mother an hero'd when I was 7. Checkmate faggot.
>>75269060
I an hero'd your sister.
>>75269048
>teams who win game 1 win 77% of all series
>>75268991
actually it means you're down 0-1 in a playoff series you fucking retard
Hey guys I have a discord now I'd like to join the /NBA/ discord please and thank you
>gobert injured first possession
>clippers curse has transferred
>still lose even though DPOY candidate is out
>>75269079
>wanting to join a fagscord
heh
>>75267957
He is just white surrounded by blacks. Of course he is going to look sexy. Caucasian facial feautres are GOAT while negroids have potatoe faces
>>75269101
if there is one I'll join too
>>75268455
>>75269074
>>75269075
because half those cases are a 1/2 seed sweeping an 8/7 seed so when you average the numbers it makes it seem like a bigger deal than it really is.
I bet it's closer to still being 50/50 when you only take into account 4/5 seeds
t. cj miles
>>75269101
I wanna circle jerk about kawhi and Westbrook
>>75268024
Yes. His awful career choices haven't help either
>>75269101
>less shitposting
>actual discussion
>no robot verification
>nba commands for scores, schedules, news
heh
>>75269145
>less shitposting
all they do is talking about their favorite rapper
ahahahaha the cloppers are going to be completely dismantled this offseason ahahaha
>>75269145
Can I join the discord bro bro?
>>75268254
He will join the Cavs a GM LeBeta wants to play with his buddies after getting BTFO this year. Kyrie will be kicked for Chris Pail
>>75268455
Cl..........
appers
I missed the whole Spurs - Griz game due to a storm throwing my power out. Anything good happen?
>>75269171
thats some harvard tier photoshop skills
>>75269145
>Forced Identities
>Circlejerking
>Drama
>Cringeworthy offtopic anime posting
I wouldn't be surprised if the people asking to join are just splinter cells
>>75269171
that's literally me though
>>75269181
Yes, the spurs won
>>75269171
who is this milk maiden?
>>75269162
Ask again tomorrow or later and maybe someone can give you an invite. I'm away from my comp.
>>75269234
tay-tay
>>75269214
Only the first one is correct for obvious reasons.
>>75269171
I know you from /pol/ kek
>>75269257
Not an argument.
>>75269274
>not an argument
>posts 3 "arguments" which aren't true
>>75269304
Who are you quoting dude?
Does Clips4Lyfe still come here?
>>75269320
He just removed his trip.
>>75269319
Nigga, is you blind?
>>75268734
Westbrook doesn't even sperg like this. You'd see him get T'd by a ref, you'd see him commit a frustration foul to stop the play, but you never see him go primate quite like this.
No wonder Glenn Davis said that no one likes CP3.
>>75268958
Tsar bomba.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgi7WgB05Jo
Lot of people thinking Thomas is gonna have a huge game because of recent events. Lot of "Man, what a tragedy. I feel for him, but that'll be cool if he comes out and has a huge game like Bret Favre did"
life isn't a movie, idiots.
>>75269401
Every professional player i've known has a explosion during a bout of adversity in life. maybe the opponent is going to lay off them, or they really step their game up, either way, I think he'll be noticeably good tomorrow.
>Clippers
>>75269401
Bulce will smoke em. Jimmy Butler goes superman mode.
Is it time for the Chris Pail memes?
Tonight is when I end my life
>>75269387
>tsar bomba
more like :
>https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/found-the-most-powerful-supernova-ever-seen/
Is chris paul elite?
is gordon hayward a mormon? he's as pasty as they cum
what happened to egg mcmuffin and ultimate breakfast platter??
if you had to build a franchise around one bench player, who would you choose
clips if your reading this just hop on 2k real quick
>>75269660
can't, i'm getting my dick sucked, finally!!! lel
Are the raptors gonna win it all
>>75269660
Get the fuck off the court.
>not scrolling down to the bottom by clicking the mentions
>>75269718
Fuck no
>>75269718
lol, you're fucking gay lol
>>75269718
Win a free early vacation in the first round lmao
>>75269512
:( no anon
daily reminder that ending your life is not the solution...
the food of your choice will end your life tonight
>>75269882
Curry-san.................................................................................
if you read this, you're gay. haha lol haha lol haha lol haha lol
>>75269844
>>75269882
Everyone who loved me has forgotten. Everything I want seems so far away
>>75269932
kill yourself, faggot
>>75269950
Glady, in a puddle of my own pathetic self-pity
>clisp
>>75267984
>>75269991
i hope it's for a good reason, you little bitch. if not, then you need to man the fuck up and get the fuck off of 4chan AND BE A MANLY FUCKING MAN
why doesnt cp3 just go to the spurs?
>>75270029
Lighten up, whats the point of living anyways? Life and death are just illusions. So is pain. It can end sooner than later.
>>75270084
we don't need that bitch nigga
>>75270091
then fuck off do what you want. quit seeking validation
>>75270091
I live because of my wife, I literally cannot stop loving her.
>>75270128
I'g glad that you found someone. Human beings are the living embodiment of love. Sometimes you just lose too much.
>>75270151
i've lost 3 dogs within 5 years
>>75268305
How many dimensions of chess is this?
I bet yall doubted playoff Joe Johnson
>>75270210
I knew the Jazz were gonna be good nigga chill
>>75270210
Worse, I put faith in clippers. Beating the jazz 18 of 20, ending the season strong, Go bear going down in 20 secs, etc. It seemed like the clips would crush them, but they are the clippers
>>75270247
they'll still prob sweep in 6 but won't make it past round 2
I have a man crush on Giannis
>>75270651
i'm giannis. suck my dry
>>75270651
show me a straight heterosexual male who doesn't and I'll show you Demar Derozan
>>75268148
Never got in an accident before? I got hit at a stoplight by a guy going 10mph and It hurt like hell
>>75270791
lol, what a bitch
>>75268632
She finally got implants??
Chris Paul will never win a ring in his career and will never leave the first round.
>>75270830
she's about to get my dick implanted in her sweet cunny.
>>75270812
Not everyone can be as null and void as you.
>>75269834
>>75269783
>>75269758
So I am feeling a 30% chance yes
Any anaheim anons out here? Where all the hookers with feminine benis at? Hook a brother up, I just see fat latinas and white trash down katella, where do the high quality sloots exist
I saw an Australian chick in the pool today. Got out and her titty was hanging out was fucking marvelous
Went to Disneyland, saw some Clopper fans crying was dank
I'm heading to the moo crew meetup in about 4 hours, if anyone sees Clips tell him Hometown Buffet is accepting discounts and I suggest we eat the breakfast buffet there but gowiz is a diabetic so we gotta stay away from the slurpee machines
>>75268623
What nigga was retarded enough to say that? Dubs are all over the Clippers psychologically. To put it simply: "They're shook af"
>>75270836
He made it to the second round a few times.
>his name isn't Joe
Kek.
KEK.
Playoff coaches that need to be fired:
>Dwane Casey
>Doc Rivers
>Nate McMillan
Notice a trend here?
>>75272041
You don't like black coaches?
>>75272085
They don't seem to be very good at their job
>>75266757
>Smug Buck's face when he makes an entire country of leafs mad as fuck
>>75267224
Just a disgusting act by Giannis. I hope he got a T for...celebrating...a big play...Thanks, Commissioner Silver.
Pacers are the only fucking team in the east capable of beating the Cavs
>>75272404
Giannis and Thon could cuck them with their LENGTH.
BrogGOD will cuck them with his superior IQ. Delly has inside knowledge.
>>75272440
they can't shoot though
I know cavs are shit defensively but you need to at least have the threat of the outside shot to beat the cavs.
maybe the wiz could challenge them
>>75272092
I think the whole "doc rivers is overrated" narrative that people are spreading is just ridiculous. The fact that he was able to get the big 3 + fucking Rondo of all people to get along is a pretty good job in my book, unfortunately it didn't last long, I don't think anyone could have made it permanently good not even Popovich.
>>75272497
t. Doc Rivers
Westbrook is the best and greatest player in the NBA. Literally the Nas of basketball
>>75272497
Glen Davis called him overrated and lucky. I think I can trust him on this.
>>75272722
Big Baby is also a pretty big media whore from what I can see. He's says pretty controversial stuff all the time.
So who is leaving from the Cloppers this summer? Blake? Cp3? J.J Reddit? All three? Because we all know that they will become a lottery team soon rather than later
Name a more embarrassing franchise in American sports than the Clippers.
I'll wait.
>>75271236
It sure doesn't help his case in many point guard conversations.
Harden, Westbrook both went to the finals and the conference finals quite a few times. Curry and Kyrie won rings. Harden broke a few records. Westbrook and Curry broke plenty of records.
Meanwhile CP3 will always be the guy who couldn't get past the second round for one arbitrary reason or another.
>>75273147
the Knicks
>>75273265
They've won a championship and have great history.
Clippers do not have either.
Guys.
It's officially the apocalypse.
Coach Nick, the world's biggest Westbrook hater, uploaded this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcOGA_xFDUw
>Saturday night games done
>It's Sunday now
>Game 1 is coming
t-t-the p-pressure r-really is on m-m-(me), isn't it?
>>75273535
I never liked Nick, even when he praises Westbrook he's still hating on him for the same things and nitpicks little things for him but not for any other player.
This video was fair but he's definitely wrong about the FT rebounds not helping. OKC's offense after a Westbrook FT rebound is 0.5 FG% higher than if any other player rebounds it. That's adding to their offensive efficiency as little as it may be, but looking at how low their team net rating is literally any added edge is better than nothing.
Will the 4th year of Clippers failing to improve under Doc Rivers be enough for people to finally admit that he's an average coach?
>(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
>(Hol' up lil' bitch, hol' up lil' bitch) biyombo
>(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
>(Sit down, hol' up, lil' bitch)
>Biyombo (bitch)
What did he mean by this?
>>75273981
No, the dick sucking is entrenched.
People were already saying he was a lock for the HOF.
Everyone is sleeping on this bulls/celtics matchup..... remember what happened last time these teams played eachother in 2009? My god I still get goosebumps, psure everygame went into overtime
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gigjm4C2s5Y
Also what happened to Ben Gordon?
>>75274048
He meant Raptors in 5.
Dinosty cannot be contained.
>>75274057
Man, I wish Rondo was a lifetime Celtic...
>>75274057
>Ray Fucking Allen going God mode
>young Rose and Noah looking like future studs
Time is so cruel bros. Time is so cruel...
Man Ray Allen was a bitch ass nigga...
Paul George needs to play more minutes. When he was on the floor he played the best defense any other eastern team has ever played this year on LeBron.
I hope the next game is at least close again, Pacers deserved to win.
>>75274796
Miles should've given the ball to PG13 reeeeeeee
>>75274796
Paul George is still a beast. The Celtics are going to be so good once they sign or trade for him.
>>75274881
He should've taken a three or drive to the basket instead of that retarded Dirk shot that he's not even good at.
You need to take your shot, not some retarded off balance mid range shot like you're Kobe.
>>75274908
Please get a life. Celtics aren't getting shit unless it's a trade.
>Lance Stephenson Doesn't Have a Car in Indianapolis, Has Been Running Back and Forth to Practice Instead
http://www.stack.com/a/lance-stephenson-doesnt-have-a-car-in-indianapolis-has-been-running-back-and-forth-to-practice-instead
>>75275007
>Free Agents aren't going to want to join a team that already finished #1 in the east and has an obscene amount of assets to get even better with afterwards
lol stay in denial, faggot.
Boston has got a one-way ticket to contender town, and it's cashing in very soon.
>>75275103
>ywn say hi to Lance and wish him good luck on his next game while he walks down the sidewalk
It hurts
>>75269019
The only reason he gets smug is because he believes you need to be a bit cocky to become the best. He has said so himself. But he is generally a great guy.
Zach Randolph was a -39 vs the spurs in 26 minutes last night... is he finished as an NBA player?
>>75275502
>plus minus bullshit
>didn't watch the game
Kill yourself
Is IT gonna play today?
>>75275407
>musecage logic
>kobr
>Giannis
it all makes sense now thank you based Kobr
RACKETS
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Would any of you kind fellows happen to know the name of the song in the vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6SosBcUBM4
>>75276436
darude - sandstorm
>>75276019
they played yesterday
>>75276436
Death Grips - On GP
>>75276881
Kill yourself
Can't believe how well Lance did yesterday.
Hopefully he comes back into his prime next year.
>>75277229
they need to start him...like next fucking game
If Teague wasn't total ass the Pacers would've won by double digits.
Even if he just shot 40%.
>>75277001
i don't drive a honda
For me, it's Klay Thompson
>>75277888
>Moo crew meetup
>>75278151
If you want? You'll just ban everyone at hotel 6, Clips dad owns the place
OFFICIAL FUCK CJ MILES
I wonder what color panties devin booker wears?
>>75278542
count to 70
>>75278542
same as your moms
>>75278484
niggas who say this don't even watch the pacers
i am 100% cool with him taking that shot. he's one of the best shooters on the fucking team and he got a pretty good look at it. Paul wants to take some bullshit fader 3 pointer when all that needed to happen was a 2pt bucket.
IF NATE MCMILLAN WAS SMART, HE WOULD'VE CALLED TIMEOUT AFTER THEY SHOWED THEY WERE TRAPPING PAUL (WHEN HE HAD THE BALL IN HIS HANDS) W ~10 SECONDS LEFT ON THE FINAL PLAY AND DREW SOMETHING UP WITH LANCE OR JEFF TRYING TO CREATE FOR PAUL OR GET AN EASY BUCKET. BUT NO, PAUL WANTS TO CREATE & TAKE THE FINAL SHOT, BUT THEN THE NIGGA WANTS TO BITCH WHEN HE HAS TO PASS BECAUSE OF A DOUBLE.
sorry for the caps, but im pissed
>>75278690
CJ miles is a bitch nigga PG should take that shot 100 times out of 100
>>75278649
Maybee if this too sent slut didnt oveerwork my johnson, she had man hands but im not onw to jug...
can we be honest and admit the cavs won because of refball?
>>75278690
I was memeing dog, McMillan should've never called that TO, iced his team
Plus, PG and I think Teague had the entire Cavs team sticking them
Havent been here since October where are all the trips...not talkie about shitty 1s like stone handa..
>>75278712
>Paul George is 2-31 for career on tying or go-ahead shots in final 15 sec (including playoffs and reg season)
even though I agree with you, despite the above stat. there was barely any fucking time left, and they fucking doubled paul because of a retarded playcall where they KNEW he was going to be doubled. CJ had to shoot it, and he got a way better look than paul was gonna get. Blame Paul, Blame Nate
>>75278758
Those refs called anytime Bron got tapped, it was some B S
>>75268513
Aren't pucks made of rubber?
>>75278758
>be lebron
>be 10 feet from the basket
>ref blows whistle for free buckets
Can we all agree that if Jabari were playing the /bucks/ would be the EC favorites?
Guys I want to watch the memeoirs but my mom has family friends coming over for easter at 2, give me an excuse I can use to get outta here and head to a bar
>>75279163
Watch the game with your family you degenerate
>>75267190
>implying it wasn't a blood sacrifice for IT's rising star
Celtics winning the chip book it, MJ sacrificed his dad and got a 2nd 3 peat out of it
>>75270960
Flamingos
>>75269101
i wanna join too, do you guys watch nba games together?
Smug buck is a happy buck.
Who would you rather fuck in the ass: Chris Paul, Kyle Lowry, or Stephen Curry?
Reminder if you wreck thier boipucci hard enough they'll have to sit out a game.
>>75278690
Gotta use the Westbrook strategy in those moments.
When you see a double team you immediately run past the late 2nd defender at an angle and get a first step past them or fouled, or you just jack up the three as soon as possible.
Anybody else's 2K17 keep crashing when they try to play now?
Literally laughing out loud reading this.
>headline says it's close
>read it
>Westbrook is winning by a landslide
>read the comments
>the most reddit tier rage and tumblr tier fan bitching I've read since Korra was airing
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2017/4/14/15298924/with-32-mvp-votes-counted-russell-westbrook-james-harden-showdown-is-close
>>75269882
That implies living is worth it.
>>75280409
>All this false sense of entitlement and intelligence
>All this Curry bashing when he clearly deserved MVP last year
>All this Westbrook bashing when Harden does the same shit with the same shooting percentage
>This mindless attack on the media
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75280181
This, I agree with Mr. Stone Hands that there should've been a timeout called once Paul was being double teamed. Paul should've ran with the ball on Lebron's right, which was the more vulnerable side, then someone should've set a screen on Lebron so Paul could run up for a layup/jump shot.
>>75280409
my windows defender crashed dont click on this
>>75280409
read this, it gets even better
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/official-2016-17-nba-mvp-voting-tracker.281911/page-14
>>75280409
>I'm at work and getting depressed looking at all the people voting for Westbrook.
>There hasn’t been a less deserving MVP in years honestly.
>The Thunder have more than enough on paper talent to have at least been a 50 win team this year.
lmfao
2 more hours until John Wall takes the fight to Mario and breaks the shookening for good!
where's the game thread
>>75281347
you mean 5 minutes
>>75281488
Use the catalog
>>75281222
>>75281539
why is no one there
>>75281559
>wizards vs hawks
>>75281559
Everyone is at church.
>>75281618
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>Sunday games underway
day of the rake
>games start
>thread dies
That's not how this is supposed to work.
>the first time the Wizards have won their division since 1979
Well played.
>>75282192
>catalog
I'm familiar with the catalog, but there is more /nba/ bants to be had other than however the fuck the Hawks are doing.
reppin' BPGA all in this weak ass whiny sissified bitch ass community
reppin' BPGA all in your weak shit
Is IT going to cry inconsolably while Jimmy Buckets dunks on his manlet ass tonight?
>tfw manlet
>tfw too fat and short to dunk
>tfw sister died yesterday
>tfw too short to chuck 3's over Jimmy B
>tfw I'm the only "star" on the team
>tfw worst 1-seed in NBA history
>tfw have to face the TNT Bulls
How many rings will they win?
>Draymond
>Klay Thompson
>Curry
>KD
They're literally still young. Draymond is only 4 years in the league, Curry and Klay are less than 10. They still have so many years together. Salary will not be an issue to them because
1) Endorsements
2) They care more about rings since money is not an issue to any of them
>>75282577
None, Durant is packing his bags after they lose in the WCF.
>>75282577
>Salary will not be an issue to them because
look at their skin color and try to say that with a straight face
>>75282604
Actually, their skin color proves salary is not an issue.
>>75282113
Discord
>>75282644
niggas be greedy as shit
Will /nba/ ever recover from the [W]s 3-peating? Will Lebron retire afterwards?
>>75282577
0 because LeGod will cuck them again
why did the thunder trade illyasova when hes a better shooter than anyone on the team?
>>75282741
l-l-lebron w-w-will win, y-y-you'll see!
>>75282699
link?
>>75280409
Are these people fucking retarded? He AVERAGED a triple double. He was 1st in the NBA in scoring and 3rd in Assists. Even if his team finished last in the West he should win MVP, he is the most valuable player, if the thunder didn't have him they would be the worst team in the NBA by a wide margin. The Rockets would be competing for 8th without Harden
Houston was a mistake
REMINDER THAT ISAIAH THOMAS WILL SCORE 50 POINTS TONIGHT AND YOU ALL WILL BE BTFO
>>75282872
reminder it wont bring back his sister
>>75282882
Stfu
>>75282882
edgy
>>75282759
>.353% from 3
>Grant is .371%
>>75282952
what volume are they shooting
>>75283036
What difference in defense are they? How about age? How about contract?
It's pretty easy to see it was a good trade.
Learn to GM.
It's okay that the season is almost over, anon.
Don't worry. The WNBA season is right around the corner.
>>75282720
But Curry and Thompson are white!
>>75282853
I agree with you but the argument is that he held his team back in doing so. That he robbed them of wins they may have otherwise gotten in pursuit of his own personal stats.
I personally think that's bullshit but I understand where they're coming from.
tfw washington unironically loses game 1
Just a reminder he will destroy the ceLtics. IT will be shut down and won't show up for this series. #Worst1SeedEver
>>75283318
nice headcanon faggot
Will the Grizz win a game?
>>75283522
fuck no
>>75283318
2 scrub teams. Not worth watching.
>>75283522
No. Worst playoff team this year
It's gonna be fun watching the bulls get swept in the first round this year.
Why are my fellow Bulls talking shit recently? This is unheard of especially with how our team is dogshit without Butler this year. I have a feeling that there is just one person behind this though
>>75283625
It has less to do with the bulls and more to do with everybody recognizing that the celtics are frauds and don't stack up well in a playoff environment
based kobe
>>75283688
>At the time maybe it was Wilson or some other shit
fucking based
>watching the playoffs when it's not an elimination game
seriously what's the point?
>>75283762
To enjoy basketball?
>>75283762
Go and join the box-score shitposter if you wanna pull shit like that.
>>75283762
these games, even the meaningless ones like le beautiful basketball men vs le bully ball team is intense compared to regular season
i dont even have to be a fan of the team desu, just the crowd screaming on every play keeps it interesting for me
>>75283762
this
box score and only watching the 4th quarter is the real deal
>>75283762
it's nice to have them on when working out, keeps me hyped.
>>75283841
>4th quarter
you mean the final 2 minutes of the game as long as it's withing 5 points?
>>75283867
>when working out
lehastoleteveryoneknowhesworkingoutwhenitsanormalthingtodoguy
>>75283953
You mean your dog?
>>75283936
was just answering the question asked
Report: Thomas plans to play tonight in Game 1
Report: Thomas plans to play tonight in Game 1
Report: Thomas plans to play tonight in Game 1
Report: Thomas plans to play tonight in Game 1
Report: Thomas plans to play tonight in Game 1
Report: Thomas plans to play tonight in Game 1
>>75283988
leansweranyquestionthatresultinyoubeingabletosayyourdoingwhileworkingoutguy
Fuck you cornelius and fuck the wizards
I'm better looking than all of you, plus my personality is more attractive aswell
>>75284313
Probably because you work out huh
>>75284066
can't wait for some asshole chicago fan makes a sign with a picture of a 1998 toyota crashed to a tree and waves it at him during a free throw. This mental midget is going to get psychologically blown out when he goes to chicago.
>John Wall just jumped over the Hawks bench trying to get an out of bounds ball
What did he mean by this?
>>75284471
>le risks injury in a meaningless game 1 man
it's one thing to have passion for the game, but this is ridiculous. Doesn't he remember what happened to darrick rose?
>>75284360
I don't even lift weights anymore, i just do cardio. Not trying to look like a beefhead.
I just have a pretty face, 6'4 (played ball in high school) and dress well. If i approach a random female to talk they stutter.
>>75284501
Thibs played Rose in a blow out win. It was Thibs fault desu.
>>75283688
so how autistic is westbrook?
>>75284530
and was it Rose's fault to do a retarded dunk and intentionally landing awkwardly to destroy his other knee?
>>75284615
>blatantly lying on the internet
>>75284517
lmao only women and obnoxious overconfident men care about their looks. Unless you're a young girl nobody cares if you're an 8 or a solid 7 in the real world kid.
>>75284615
>>75284664
whatever y'all say to protect your fragile egos. you'll never know what its like to be a god to these hoes
>>75283762
because i rarely watch regular season, playoff games are where it's at retard
>>75284722
>tfw literally a model
kelly oubre is literally going to be the next superstar in the league
>>75284678
also the reason I have the job I do is because im attractive and dressed really well for my interview lol. i didnt go to college for shit
>>75284767
these haters dont understand the lifestlye
if lowry keeps being shit then hello delon wright and goodbye lowry. he's getting up there in age anyways. It also easier to sign iblocka pj and patt without signing lowry. I think lowry bounces back tho
>yurofags coming out of the woodwork to shitpost in gamethreads
Fucking casuals I hate these degenerate gamblers
>>75284573
>practices for hours by himself
>has his own side to the court on shootaround
>doesn't like the media
>doesn't understand the media
>doesn't go clubbing/already married
>anti-social in general
probably a little bit
>>75285083
just remember how pathetic their lives must be to come out from under the cracks like cockroaches to shitpost. It's glorious living in the new world.
>>75285217
>doesn't go clubbing/already married
>practices for hours by himself
So he isnt a degenerate and he is dedicated
>>75284722
the world past your mid twenties when everyone gets a bit older and uglier, and personality becomes the most important factor in social situations.
If you're a male you shouldn't be worrying about looks beyond being just generally presentable. Pretty boys get so caught up in their looks they don't realize it's not a big deal to everyone else.
>>75285083
fucking this, they're lowering the integrity of the sport with their degenerate ways. fucking subhumans desu. isn't the money from the goat farm back in old-country enough? they have to come to our sport and infect our culture?
kyle lowry got shown up by a rookie yesterday lmao
>>75285247
I think he practices by himself because he'd rather be alone tbqh
>>75285293
H-HE WAS RECOVERING FROM A FLU!!!
>>75285083
for real, they are worse than canadian posters
How will the Celtics do this post season? I'm a bandwagoner looking to get into the NBA.
>>75285381
they are about to get swept out of the first round in 5
>>75285269
please refer to my other post >>75284814
things in life come easier to me because im attractive and keep myself looking good, ESPECIALLY in the business world. If you're ugly (0-5/10), hopefully you have a STEM degree or you're unlikely to succeed in life.
Also I'm 28 and still look youthful, I haven't aged a bit since 21.
>>75285381
>I'm a bandwagoner looking to get into the NBA.
NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT YOU'RE A DEGENERATE GAMBLER FUCK OFF. AND YOU'RE A DIRTY LIAR DEGENERATE SCUM GTFO.
>>75285381
Probably get swept in the second round
>>75285381
Go support the Danish basketball league you chucklefuck.
>>75285460
*Norwegian
>>75285217
/ourguy/
>>75285402
>things in life come easier to me because im attractive and keep myself looking good, ESPECIALLY in the business world.
I mean, that's just wrong. There's probably other factors at work here that you just attribute to good looks like over-confidence or intelligence or just dumb luck. How about you post a picture of yourself if you're so confident in your looks?
Schroeder is the worst starting PG I've seen in a long time.
He's like a 1 or 2 read option run first QB.
Once a defense takes away the first and second option of a play he just runs to the basket all the time.
Then when a defense denies him he just makes dumb throws away from the play and ends up with a TO, over and over again.
Doesn't care he's playing against John Wall and their transition offense, he just keeps doing it and allowing fastbreak points.
The Hawks have intentionally dumbed down their offensive system just for him and it's ruined their team.
>>75285565
Not him but there are a bunch of studies and research that indicate attractive people get treated better an! Generally have it easier in life
This year's Celtics are literally the 2014-2015 Warriors. Year before they had to play on the road and lost in the first round, that year they were #1 seed in their conference and won the chip.
It's happening.
>>75285293
Wew Kobe?
Rip City doing a great job on the defensive end put they aren't finishing in the post
where is blazers warriors game thread ??
>>75285565
>How about you post a picture of yourself if you're so confident in your looks?
because I have nothing to prove on here and you would definitely be able to find out my personal information. duh
>>75285980
>nothing to prove
>continues to reply
i dont know if you're lying or not but i would have ignored him after one reply desu
>>75286188
I just think his opinion is interesting/funny. I was hoping he would keep replying to me
>>75286312
if you like him then kiss him and get it over with then faggot
>>75286381
I also voted for trump