/heem/ real goats edition

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just a lil heeminder

ADCC WEST COAST TRIALS SUPERFIGHTS LIVE RIGHT NOW ON FLOGRAPPLING

GORDON RYAN GEO FREAKAZOID AND ROBERT CYBORG COMPETING

SPICY GRAPPLES IN BOUND!

So who is about to watch Rizin in 4 hours?

https://www.fite.tv/watch/rizin-2017-in-yokohama/2jn62/

>>75265464
Tatsuya Kawajiri (Japan) vs Anthony Birchak (USA)
Amir Aliakbari (Iran) vs Geronimo Dos Santos (Brazil)
Kyoji Horiguchi (Japan) vs Yuki Motoya (Japan)
RENA (Japan) vs Dora Perjes (Hungary)
Tenshin Nasukawa (Japan) vs Francesco Ghigliotti (Italy)
Satoshi Ishii (Japan) vs Heath Herring (USA)
KING Reina (Japan) vs Jazzy Gabert (Germany)
Daron Cruickshank (Japan) vs Yusuke Yachi (Japan)
Saori Ishioka (Japan) vs Bestare Kicaj (Switzerland)
Kanna Asakura (Japan) vs Aleksandra Toncheva (Bulgaria)
Kizaemon Saiga (Japan) vs Seiichiro Ito (Japan)

The RIZIN card

>>75265502
>Heath Herring (USA)

Holy fuck, I can't believe he came back to fighting.

Do you think DJ cries himself to sleep every night thinking about how rich he would be if the had a proper height?

>>75265443
>shitty podcasts all over the place
kill yourself, cancer

>>75265394
>roiding crack addict
>fatboy in a dead division

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>>75265640
try this lil heeminder out for size my man

>>75265606
He has a nice looking wife, two kids, good money, decent amount of fame but not enough to overwhelm him. Gets to do his next favorite hobby as a side job, can easily move back to his old career as an engineer, arguably the GOAT.

I think he's fine

>>75265685
Engineer? Dude MM was a secretary.

>>75265685
>arguably the GOAT
keep drinking that coolaid dumbfuck, mcgregor is #2 P4P too LMAO

>>75265857
McGregor being P4P ranked over Cormier is sacrilege

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another heeminder that this actually happened

Man is nobody hyped for RIZIN?

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>>75265931
right here my man

>>75265931
How do i watch it?

Bros Charlie Zelenoff died.

>guy just put down Jacare
>media has fuckall questions for him

UFC media sucks balls

>>75265931
IM HYPE

>>75266106
Thanks hypebro

I'm going to stay up late to watch it. Gonna put a pot of coffee on, it'll be a long ass night.

>>75265931
when does it start? I'm about to get slept.

>watch UFC memes get destroyed
>go to the gym
>watch Rizin
>fap
>sleep

is there a better way to spend easter sunday?

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>>75266134
it takes a certain degree of psychosis to be a MMA fan, we stand together

>Bovada doesn't have lines for RIZIN

Last time I used 5dimes my credit card info got stolen :-(

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>>75266170
only fight that matters is Jazzy Alpha Female anyway

>>75266165
I wish I lived in your timezone
I wish I had your life

>>75266170
Bovada knows Rizin is fake.

>>75265650
It would be ironic if Jon Jones kills DC in the ring leaving DC's son fatherless as he was left fatherless by another black man.

>no webms of Johnson styling on Reis
Do people seriously not care about DJ because he's a flyweight?

LADS LADS LADS. Here's how to watch RIZIN for free tonight on a good stream

https://www.fite.tv/watch/rizin-2017-in-yokohama/2jn62/

use one of the $20 promo codes here: https://couponvario.com/online-coupons/promo-codes-for/fite.tv#coupon_id_430880

Watch hella Rizin for free

>>75266333
wtf is wrong with you?

>>75265502
Cruickshank Japan? What?

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>>75266333
>hella

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>shawb poster cheated

>>75266274
I think Bovada lets people bet on pro wrestling.

>>75265606
No because he's making that twitch streaming money on the side

>>75266345
What do you mean?

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Remember when Jacapoo got USADA'd and then based Whittaker smashed his ugly cranium into a bloody pulp for the whole world to see on national TV. Face it Jacaroid fans: Poonaldo "JacaPoo" Poopza got permanently flushed down the porcelain schaub receptacle

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>>75266373
>breaking news

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Good job DJ, but Cody will end your streak

Also big up Schaub poster, well done with the picks, ignore the haters.

>>75266601
cody's dropping to flyweight after the snake heems him?

>>75266622
Be real for a second, stop letting emotions cloud you.

Realistically, how does TJ heem /heem/s guy?

>>75266651
Headkick 3rd round

>>75266670
TJ landing a headkick?
TJ landing a headkick that actually hurtd someone?

>>75266686
Yup
Yup

>>75266693
Hmmm I don't see it

Now go back to being my tribute act Pettis fan

>>75266734
What you don't see could fill a book

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IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>35lbs
>35lbs
>35lbs
>35lbs
>35lbs
If Jazzy loses this she's fucking dropped

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Another shit card in the bin

Time for the main event of 2017

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i swear to god im hype as fuck for this fight

DJ sounds more arrogant than I remember him being.

>>75266884
he has to do something to make him marketable as a personality

>>75266928
Oh right, yeah that's probably what it is.

>>75266928
you mean being a know it all smart ass and playing video games all day isn't working?

>>75266873
Good lord, that's some savage shit

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>>75267067
>35lbs

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>>75267097
do we get to see her penis?

>>75266315
correct

*portions jihad*

What should I eat during RIZIN to help me power through it lads?

I've got:

Eggs
Bacon
Cheese
Spinach
Salad Dressing
Bananas (still green)
Tuna
Mayonaisse
A few cans of beans

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>>75267134
there's a good chance

>>75267196
RIZIN is going to be like 4 hours long right?

>>75267196
what kind of beans?

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>>75267097

>>75267220
closer to 5

>>75267196
I've also got almonds, steel cut oatmeal, and milk.

>>75267275
And it starts in two hours, right?

>>75267325
yessir

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>>75267275
only 1 fight matters

>>75267232
Kidney beans, black beans, and garbanzo beans.

I also checked my food stocks and I have some canned oysters and a can of crab meat too.

>>75265456
where you train?

>>75266749
Only person who got Cody by decision

>>75267408
You sounds like a cookie cutter porn addit. You probably cartoon porn games degenerate. Go train. Eat a steak pencil neck.

>>75266734
That's not me

>>75267580
>tfw all my meat is frozen

How should I kill time before the fights lads?

>>75267644
fight me 1 on 1

>>75267644
go watch mark hunt vs bigfoot

Sometimes I get mad I can't be as good looking as Cody, life's not fair sometimes I guess

I'm off to sleep now

>>75267701
commit to some DAMAGED tattoos and you'll attract the exact same type of women

How long until Rizin? i thought i'd be staying up sunday night with work and shit

>>75267766
1 bong 30 bings

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>>75267805
thanks fuck, time to start drinking

>>75267818
you will be sleep in 20 minutes

>>75267966
i will be drunk retard in 10

>>75265464
Rizin is in 4 hours, fuck im so tired tho.

>>75265464
OP needs to put fights in i didnt even know rizin was tonight ffs

>>75265394
>the winner of dc jones II is the real goat

GSP>JJ

>>75265558
Probably has a mortgage.

>>75265684
bellator matchmaking fighting same guy 3 times in less then 3 years gg

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>>75265685
>arguably the GOAT
lolwut??

>>75265913
McGregor has defended his title more than GSP or SIlva or JJ.

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>>75266071
I always use my eyes.

>>75268029
Not 4 hours anymore ya goof, it's in like 1.25 hours.

>>75268139
fucking ritard

>>75265464
>https://www.fite.tv/watch/rizin-2017-in-yokohama/2jn62/

I used the free coupon code posted earlier to watch this thing, will the commentary be in English or Japanese?

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I WANT IRELAND, POLAND, AND THE TWO AMERICANS THAT DOUBTED ME TO APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW.

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>>75268059
>GSP>JJ
lmao'ing hard

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>>75268213
my man

>>75268213
>800x400
is your phone from 2008?

>>75268228
The only one I will argue with is Conduit. Conduit tore his leg. He was going to whoop on Tyron.

One hour until RIZIN! My HYPE level is high.

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>>75268353

Shitfagdo "jewpoopgay" jewpeeza got raped

>>75268341
tyron was winning the fight

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my fave highlights

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>>75268467

>>75268488
>>75268505
it will get overlooked that whittaker actually had to survive a legit scramble on the ground and held his own

kinda like holm vs rousey

>>75268505

dat karate kick

>>75268488
He always steps in when he strikes, someone will exploit it.

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>>75268540

>>75268552

another bad stopage by yamasaki?

>>75266081
Nothing of value was lost

Any Rizin strems?

>>75266081
>>75268617

I just found out who he is. Dude has some real mental retardation/delusion

Hehas a professional record of 0-1 against a guy that is currently 2-27(26 ko's)

>Robert Whittaker will be Middleweight Champion if the World by the end of 2017

UFC is a dead sport lads

>>75268606
it was just odd timing, he could have ended it earlier.

jacare wasn't escaping at the end either, whittaker gave him that option when he shoved his legs to the side for better ground and pound. he was following him right into the wrasslin ride position

souza was on queer street from the kick alone

>>75268606
kinda, but the outcome would have been the same so its inconsequential

Anyone else glad fagjitsu got exposed again?

Practice your teep 4 times a week minimum

>>75268646
There's literally 8-10 people who could beat bisping and become middleweight champ right now. That's not including welterweights.

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>>75268683
>they say dont kick a wrestler
>i trow it like a whip
>you can't catch that

>1.) Jon Jones (beat 5 former champs in a row)
>2.) DC (unheemable and dominated two divisions aside from Jone's loss
>3.) Mighty Meme (>competetion) Or maybe he's really that good

This is the only correct order

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>>75268703

>>Whittaker isnt a threat to him because he's not a better striker than any of Jacare's opponents

Lmaoooooooo

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>>75268719

>>75266333
Where do I put in the promo code? The other link just tells me to use paypal. Pls spoonfeed me.

T. Dense Faggot

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>>75268748
>call up Dee
>BABY WE DID IT

reminder that jose was fit to fight and didn't show

>>75268641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM55Gz7BOnY

>>75268521
the karate nottie

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>WMMA

>>75268765

Still undefeated, it's a boxing match

Whittaker is only 26 he's got all the time in the world.

let Rockhold wait till August and exclusively train with lanklets, like he exclusively trained with 2 kits coaches for Jacare.

by the end of the year whittaker will have beaten Rockhold or Moose, and will be sitting in 1st or 2nd spot.

and if that doesn't work, then hire a nutritionist, and have a headkick comp with Wonderboy in WW.

>>75268729
But DJ has beat good competition though. Dodson twice, second a shutout, destroyed Cejudo, dealt with (an admittedly rushed to the shot) Horiguchi, Joseph Benavidez twice with a 1st round knockout on the second go, killed Bagautinov's momentum. Division might not be the deepest but he's dealt with some good fighters and looked amazing doing so.

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>can't even heem a 5'1 100lbs woman
when will they learn?

20 minutes until hella RIZIN!

>>75268856
youre the guy that didnt know how to use finna to arent you? why cant you just not use slang that you dont understand?

>>75268849
just jerked off to one of her solo vids desu

>>75268868
No offense but you don't know SHIT about hella.

>>75268849
>punch someone
>square in the fucking forehead

it's like he wants a broken hand

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>wonderboifags are pillowfisted manlets

>>75268849

>Jesus will judge you

Kek

>14 bings til rizin and still dont have a stream
shamefur desu senpai

>>75268849

Her eyes were closed as soon as he loaded up

Sheit

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How does MMA women get better looking women to fight?

>>75268926
Use that link in the thread and the coupon code and you can watch it there you grade A goof.

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>>75268939

>>75265394
>the winner of dc jones II is the real goat
Jones already won decisively the first time casual

>>75268939
> better looking women to fight?
Ask me how I know you watch mandrama

>>75268947
youre saying sign into paypal and use the code? if thats what youre implying id do to watch this even then youve gravely overestimated my interst

>>75268749
Same. No fucking clue.

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>>75268540
Really kicks my cerebral cortex into overdrive

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>>75268939
By consistently keeping Vanzant on the fight card

DC knows in his heart of hearts that Jon is the better fighter

>>75268849
This is why I laff when goofs on here say they can beat up trained fighters. That's the sloppiest punch ever thrown and the woman takes it and still gets up.

>>75268947
You don't use paypal you dumb weaboo

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>>75268954
>look like shit against can
>pop for "dick pills" in your twenties

>>75268961
>virgin just bleed basement dweller rustled someone doesn't like women fights

>>75268952
Now this I like.

>>75268989
>>look like shit against can
I love how 189ers have only ever seen one Jon Jones fight.

>>75268719
looking back, it probably wasnt fair to let mcgregor cut down to 145

he beat up a bunch of midgets then beat rank #7 lightweight (and lost to him) then beat washed up boxer who's lucky he got a title shot and now he's gonna go fight meme 50 year old boxer and people take this guy seiriously?

ferguson would murder him and then throw up that rubber guard tower 7 style

>>75268994
I never said anything about you liking/hating women fights.

>>75268947
do I have to sign into paypal??

>>75268997

>it's not fair to make weight

>>75268844
he got dominated by cruz

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>>75268963
Download the app on your phone. Sign up for account. Plug the dumb code in. You can then go online and watch on the fite tv. They'll email you a link.

Yes it's covulted and dumb, but you will be able to watch.

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>>75268996
>osp is good
>le casual
ok big boy, wait until based cormier destroys the usada'd lanklet

>Getting submitted by a white belt

Is BJJ a meme?

>>75268989
>pop for "dick pills" in your twenties
t. dicklet

you'll never understand

>>75269004
NO. DO NOT USE THE PAYPAL!!!

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>>75268997

jose was doing the pre-usada HUE weight cuts for a decade in that class bullying mostly smaller guys

only fair that happened to him back.

crazy thing is kav and conor didnt even understand weight cutting and were just learning as they went.

everyone said he looked like death but he never missed weight and even made championship weight for the siver fight when he didnt need to

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>tfw stay up to watch UFC, nap for 2 hours and then watch Rizin

feels comfy

>tfw there will never be an MMA intro this good again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6v2ChN3tSQ

>>75269023
Jones humiliated and made DC cry on Cain's shoulder like a little girl. I know you weren't watching at the time but it was amazing how much he got dominated and had his head pressed up against the cage.

>>75269028
No amount of BJJ will help you if you've been getting your ass lit up for 2 rounds.

I NEED RIZIN LINK

>>75269066
https://www.fite.tv/watch/rizin-2017-in-yokohama

>>75269066
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE THREAD YOU WORLD CHAMPION GOOF

>>75269066
rizin.tv

>>75269052
keep deflecting by calling me a casual. fact is, he looked like trash against a one armed fighter who has a shit gas tank on one months notice, then he mysteriously got popped. he realised he cant beat dc without roids.

If he wins the second fight id concede but dc wins easy if 197 jon shows up.

>>75269084
someone pls fucking spoonfeed me. Where do I put in the code? It just tells me to pay 15 buckaroos and takes me straight to paypal.

>>75269052
It was a close fight you retard. He certainly didn't get "dominated"

>>75265394
Mighty Mouse, with the victory tonight, settles the debate once and for all. He's a dirty MOON CRICKET FUCKIN NIGGER

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>>75269020
>mfw I'm dumb as fuck and went to the referral link after signing up
Well shit. At least I have like $30 in Google Play credit I can use if worst comes to worst.

>>75269093
>he looked like trash against a one armed fighter

I keep calling you a casual cause you keep saying stupid things like this.

He dominated that fight from start to finish, 50-45. He broke OSP's arm in round 5 after completely beating him up the whole fight. All he did was not show any urgency.

>he cant beat dc without roids
More stupid things you're saying cause you're not a DC fan boy you just hate THE GOAT.

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>>75269128
I actually like jon but whatever you say, I dont feel like arguing over personal opinions

>>75269106
Since when was 49-46 a close fight? You casuals are beyond embarrassing. Shouldn't be calling anyone a retard when you don't know what you're saying.

>>75269128
>He broke OSP's arm in round 5 after
>OSP's coach Joey Zonar told MMA Fighting's Ariel Helwani on Sunday that Saint Preux broke his left arm in the second round Saturday night

Holy shit JIDF (Jones Internet Defense Force) out and about tonight in full strength. Jon "coke and poke" Jones is finished.

>>75269106
DC landed early but never had Jon in serious trouble. gassed his fat ass out and Jones did whatever he wanted for the most part

>>75269106
>It was a close fight you retard.
You're autistic on multiple levels. Don't know who told you it was a close fight, but they lied to you.

Jones wasn't gonna take out his DC hate on OSP. he basically mercy killed him

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TYBR

>you now remember chris weidman

Is Rizin giving anyone else some serious goosebumps right now?

>rizin
I have no idea what is going on right now

>>75269114
You can enter a code in the app to get your credit my man.

>>75269210
Where is the Rizin stream link guise?

>>75269200
Lmao Chris Weirdman lmao definitely not my boy anymore

Who else is making some late night coffee to watch RIZIN?

>Anthony Birchak

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RIZIN HERE
twitchDOTtvSLASHlaydennn

>>75269200
Remember? He's on Rizin right now with Daron.

THANK YOU BASED MAURO

>>75269232
was just about to post this one

Rizin finna got that high production value

>>75269200
>chris poo'dman
usada poo'd the entire mw division, based andy confirmed for natty

>>75269222
He was never your boy then

I wish these Japanese promotions would get through fights faster instead presenting all the extreme spectacle.

>>75269221
twitch laydeen

>>75269263
Its refreshing since UFC is so bare-bones with their production

CURUCKU SHANKU

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>>75269232
Based Anon

Lemme know if you got a photoshop or webm request

>6'1" vs. 5'2"

You gotta be kidding me with these meme match-ups

who /hypedasfuck/ here?

>>75269289

obv priming Jazzy Alpha Female to fight Gabi Garcia at new years eve

I wanna fight on Rizin one day

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HYPE

>>75269298
They'd probably let you

>>75269298
make it to bellator at least first

>>75269289
One of these freakshow fights will get someone killed

>>75269298
>Go to thailand and train at AKA
>Eat trenbalonie sandwiches every day

Easy.

>>75269298
they would probably feed you to some bob sapp looking motherfucker

>>75269280
A little intro is fine, but we're 23 minutes in and there's not even an indication that a fight is about to happen

>>75269298
you can co-main when I headline m8

>Dos Santos-Aliakhbari
hory sheet this gon be good

>Mauro Ranallo was bullied out of the WWE

WELCOME BACK HOME.

>>75269357
Those gorilla juice heads are gonna bang.

I am betting on Aliakhbari.

>>75269380
He literally never left

>>75269380
>I can't work because I'm sad

What a little faggot

Casual here. And mandrama too. For my mandrama bros is Rizin the TNA of MMA? I mean
>30 or so minutes and no fighting,like TNA's first 30 minutes or so is just talking
>lots of B- to even - minus talent running around
>meme matchups to pop ratings or get interests like Gabi and mandrama lady feud
>lots of old guys running around to get interest

CANDYLEI

300K

>>75269405
Nigga you just described Raw.

Rizin is basically the NOAH of wrestling.

>>75269405
please do not discuss that here. there's a board for that

>>75269405
Pretty much.

S O C C E R

K I C K S

>>75269405
>>75269418

this, fuck off

cerrone is never gonna train seriously or win a title, is he?

should i pick a new boy?

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>10 minute rounds

>>75269417
of MMA that is.

Actually it's probably more like Chikara or some shit with the memefights.

ANYWAYS, let's keep this shit comfy.
>10 min first round and soccer kicks

Fuck I love JMMA.

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>>75265916
Indeed it did.

And it feels so good bros.

MORE LIKE KIZAEMON SEGA, CUZ DA NIGGA GETTING PLAYED LMAO

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>>75269466
>Check the archives
>Expose yourself as a cheater

>>75269472
Never change, New Zealand

You're alright

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>>75269481
I submitted fake picks to a fake predictioncuck on purpose. I didn't even think those picks through. I didn't apply myself. But then closer to fight night when the real predictioncuck returned, I did my research and came up with a conclusion that Whittaker and Rose were going to win.

Nice try bro. Bless.

>>75269404
hi john, how does it feel to be WORKED by big dick dave?

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>tfw no Miyu waifu

Even her name is cute af.

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>>75269405
>>75269417
>>75269420
you faggots need to leave

Finish the bloody choke

It's a 10 minute round

>>75269405
bellator is the TNA of mma, rizin is a meme outlaw promotion

>>75269491
Just like Romero's supplements your "win" is forever tainted cause you submitted two picks.

>le married to a japanese actress and does nothing but beat cans man

Didn't he beat some Saffa with dreads on New Years?

>>75269508
I submitted one pick to predictioncuck. That's final.

>>75269517
>mfw schaubfag florian'd
EXPOSED

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I want Saiga to win just because of his Andy Hug tribute walkout.

do they have a microphone right in front of a chick with one of those high pitched anime voices? that shits annoying as fuck

>I am betting on Aliakhbari.
I favor him too, but who knows. Gonna be wild while it lasts.

>>75269536
Yes, it's Saiga's wife who's some Japanese Celeb which is why he's pushed (the normies in Japan love that shit).

>>75269517
You've been USADA'd and your win turned to a no-contest.

>>75269545
how do I watch it, I dont want to miss the nattyGOD

>tfw it's almost 2 AM
>fw feel extremely tired
>tfw the coffee isn't helping
>tfw you were going to stay up and watch every single fight on the card

>>75269555
amateur

>>75269555
same. Trips confirm.

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>>75269549
she's not even attractive

>>75269555
After watching the UFC event today, I know that you can get something called "5 hour energy", so get some of that (:

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>>75269551
No I won. I had winner plastered next to my picture of Schaub. Please let me watch Rizin. Leave me alone please. I won. Let me be happy and enjoy my victory. Why does this bother you so much?

>>75269555
This is how yuropoops feel for every UFC card huh?

>>75269567
>I won
sad!

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>>75269555
Be strong brother. We can do this!

>tfw comfy lazy Sunday daytime MMA event
>comfy lazy Sunday evening MMA event

Who /besttimezone/ here?

>>75269576
Thanks heem bro

>>75269567
Everyone lost the picks, you included, cause you cheated.

who /rizin/ here

>mauro
wut

>>75269578
westcoast bestcoast

CAN'T BEATO THE ITO

>>75269573
>tfw you grudgingly respect them a little bit more now

imagine these twinks in an american jail

>>75269582
I didn't cheat. I did not cheat. Nothing I did was illegal or illegitimate. I submitted only 1 set of picks to predictioncuck. That's it. Please watch the fights. Just watch the fights for 5 minutes and leave me alone. I won and it's the highlight of my week. Let me be happy. I always let people be happy.

>>75269563
AYY LMAO.

>>75269576
Amen. Brendan Bless you.

>>75269577
Relax my man.

>that animu voice
MUH MUH

saigas wife is so fucking cute

How much longer until the next fight? They've been running slow as fuck so far this card

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>>75269602

>>75269552
see
>>75269232

>>75269598
imagine these twinks here regardless

>fighters

stop replying to the american version of cody fan and watch RIZIN

Ito is crazy good

YOU CANNOT BEATO THE ITO

Oh shit, I forgot about the Rizin sluts in their g-strings.

SAITTOOOO ITOOOHHHHHHHHKUNNNN

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how the fuck is mauro there? I thought he was in WWE

>Japanese """""men"""""

>Those Japanese characters sharpied across her tits and abdomen

HNNNNNNNG.

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holy tits man. MOMMY MILK IS BACK

>Getting a mic for that nasty performance

Mauro is such a fag

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>>75269532
Based Hug

Fucking guy even looks like Freddie Mercury

>>75269630
>Casuals who don't watch GLORY kickboxing

>>75269635
WHY AM I NOT A MANLET ASIAN! FUCK YOU LIFE

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>dat ring girl

Look at this anime looking nigga.

>Men's strawweight

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Based Rizin, saving MMA

holy fuck why is mauro doing this show? I thought he was with WWE?

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>tfw njpw is less mandrama than this
explain yourselves mmafags

It's been a fucking hour and they aren't even done with the first fight

What belt is that?

Or is that what they're giving instead of trophies?

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>>75269666

>tfw hella tired

Mandrama losers get out

MMA chads are the only ones allowed to post on /heem/

>>75269668
Pancrase?