clippers vs utah - game 1
clips hop on 2k if you see this.
wenger out
where's the stream
LETS GO JAZZIES
May the buckets tip one final time!
Good-bye Paul!
Good-bye Blake!
Good-bye JJ!
Fuck you Rivers!
Just apologize right now desu
27/9/5
>>75265409
let everyone fill this thread full of clippers pail OC, lets make it epic lol.
LET THE TIPPENING BEGIN.
let's go lads
This will be the first clippers playoff game I will have ever watched
I'm usually sick of basketball by this point.
>>75265474
Prepare to be horribly disappointed
clips peaking at the right time t b h
this game won't be close
>>75265444
It's always tipping in clip city chip city.
>>75265331
>3-1
>three and one
>three wins and one loss
The clips have won 18 of 20 vs the jazz. This series won't be close
>>75265507
>>75265497
>>75265474
>they didn't watch the amazing Spurs vs Clips series from 2 years ago.
stream where?
>>75265562
>regular season
>>75265618
ESPN
>>75265331
Let's go Jazzers
fuck the clippers, fuck LA fuck commiefornia
Tell me about Gobert
>>75265553
To be fair on their first loss, the rockets where bailed out with their 64 free throws.
Truly a disgusting team to watch.
JUST
Jazz can beat the Warriors.
Clippers cannot beat the Warriors.
Therefore the Jazz must advance.
HOLY SHIT GOBERT DEAD
CLIPS WIN!!!
CLIPS WIN!!!
UTAH ON SUICIDE WATCH!
Just
>>75265681
dont worry about him bud
Already?
lmao literally the very first play
LOL
JUST
LIKE
THAT
>Gobert dead 10 seconds in
what the fuck was that
Holy fucking shit.
THE GAME JUST FUCKING STARTED AND IT'S ALREADY OVER
Holy fucking shit
what the fuck happened?
I want to fucking die
How you want yo playoffs pham?
Goblet learned that move from rose. The ol' exploding knee
Jazz fans deserve suffering
IF CLIPPERS LOSE THIS GAME LOL
>go bear
Ingles bout to run this shit
AYY LMAO
lmao fuck rudy colbert. overrated as fuck
That looked like an ACL. He is done. Such a shame too.
I guess the Clippers were the ones that got a bit of luck for a change.
I looked away for 10 seconds and came back to what the fuck happening to Rudy?
Someone explain
RIP in pieces jizz
you had a good run
>>75265792
dead
press F to pay respects
>>75265792
Tore his acl 1.3 seconds into the game
>>75265792
knees banged
GOBERT PULLED A BOGUT LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
does jj reddick even know how to play basketball
My Jazzies are shook
:(
JJ Reddick is the worst player in the league by far.
>>75265841
what the fuck is this image
this game is already over
jazz have no chance
BACK IN MY DAY THESE THREADS HAD FUCKING STREAM LINKS. 4CHAN IS A JOKE NOW. I WAS IN /B/ WHEN 18-1 CREATED THIS MOTHERFUCKING BOARD, YOU PLEBS. NOW GIVE ME A FUCKING STREAM LINK OR ILL TAKE MY BUSINESS TO REDDIT AND ASK THOSE LIBERAL HIPPIE DOUCHEBAGS.
>>75265436
26/8/6 more like
Are the Jazz a legit good team or are they just a good reg season team?
How the fuck
What is even the point any more
First Nuggets don't make it
Then Blazers lose Nurkic
Then DPOY Gobert dies
Drayboon must have sold his soul to dodge all these elite young 5s who have no respect for his smallball
IUHM NOT PLAYIN SKEEUP
AYY LMAO SPOTTED
>>75265856
Ugglass
>>75265880
posting streams is bannable you newfag
Not even a Jazz fan.
This is just tragic.
>Jizz vs. Clappers
>>75265880
it's literally on ESPN. how fucking poor are you that you don't get ESPN?
is this series already over?
>>75265849
>>75265842
wut happened?
>>75265883
They haven't been in the playoffs for several seasons so they're inexperienced.
They haven't failed to make the conference finals multiple times like the Clippers have.
>>75265880
I bought sling for 2 months. Lol.
>>75265923
>muh parents pay for my cable hurrr im 12
>>75265932
throws a pass into the 6th row and then jogs the other way like nothing happened
>>75265727
>>75265895
John carlo?
That lucky bitch just got 15,000
>>75265856
laughing black man
it's from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEZeH6fWHcU
>>75265925
Uta be lucky to scrape one home win now. Then stupid Dubs sweep choke artist Clips in the 2nd round.
What do you even tell your team as a coach
>>75265915
This, Gobert might be my favorite player not in a Thunder jersey
>>75265912
Yep, this site is shit now.
Doc Rivers a shit
Based Ingles will avenge Doc cutting him 2 years ago
>>75265981
There's a 50/50 chance that Griffin or Paul will get injured this game, so try and at least keep it close.
>>75265971
thank you
>>75265912
>banneable
>Not having a proxy
>>75265668
>rooting for no fun allowed Mormons.
Classic Jazz whiteboy lineup
who needs gobert if you have jeff whithey
Gobert is really injured? I thought you guys were joking.
>Rudy Gobert is ded
>Clippers refuse to feed him the ball
wtf
anyone got a weebum of the injury?
is utah the whitest team in the league?
>mfw rudy comes running back into the building like willis reed and inspires his team to sweep in 6
>>75266047
Armchair doctors are already saying it looks like an MCL at best. He's done for the rest of the playoffs even if the Jazz somehow keep advancing
>It's a Jeff Withey getting non-garbage time minutes episode
>>75266026
Only reason I'm still watching now.
You now remember the awful way Gobert was crawling on all fours towards the halfcourt line.
>>75266059
OKC are
>>75266059
Ever been to Salt Lake City?
Full of middle aged white people who want to get away
>people actually doubting gordon "our guy" hayward
>>75266089
How is he our guy? He's just some Chad.
Steven Adams, Nick Collison, Kyle Singler, Doug McDermot, Alex Abrines, Domantas Sabonis, and Enes Kanter (yes, sometimes turks are white, especially if their actually from Switzerland)
>>75266110
He's not my guy. Anyone who plays LoL isn't my guy.
>>75266110
His main hobby is playing gook video games.
> Doesn't make the all-star game despite being by far the most important player on the 4th seed in the West
> Will not win DPOY cause of Draymond campaigning in a bigger market and not winning the past two years
> healthy all regular season only to get injured in the first 20 sec of his playoff debut
RUDY DOES NOT DESERVE THIS WHY HIM REEEE
Clippers passing on the playoff injury curse.
Who's next?
It's really been exciting watching Blake Griffin tranform himself from Le Meme Dunks Man to a genuine all rounder.
>>75266059
OKC
McDermott
Adams
Kanter
Abrines
Nick Collison
Jazz
Ingles
Hayward
Withey
Neto (Brazilian so probably mulatto)
>>75266140
this
Rudy is one of the finest gents in the league
>>75266110
>He's just some chad
go ahead and google pictures of him in highschool
>>75266117
Roaches don't count.
Withey just stuffed his shit
>>75266110
He's a nerd who got a chad makeover when he got the league
>lakers trash
>(((adam silver))) cant let the LA market get away early
>activates his jew magic to take out gobert
i like basketball but this is blatantly rigged
>>75266173
He's pretty damn white tho. He's not kurdish at all. Dude looks like Freddie Mercury and has a Turkish WW1 officer mustache.
>>75266149
you forgot Singler and Sabonis
>>75266184
Chad Eye For The Robot Guy
>>75266059
>>75266082
>>75266149
but brodie is so black he cancels like 3 white guys, all the niggers on jazz are uncle tom weak ass light skin
>@utahchronicle 2min ago
>Rudy Gobert out for the reminder of series, cracked right knee cap #Nextmanup
>>75266145
did he just lose all his dunking power?
I remember that one time when he jumped over the kia and everyone creamed their panties
>>75266198
>The call that saved Los Angeles
>>75266206
Damn, you're right.
So many white guys I can't keep up.
>>75266198
Can I get a quick rundown on this man?
>>75266204
>Freddie Mercury
>"white"
>arguing gordon's chad status
>>75266117
>especially if their actually from Switzerland
all that means is that they or their parents resettled there, how would this make them whiter?
>>75266228
lanklets are literally made of glass
>>75266228
NO NOT THE KNEE.
Is Ingles a Chad lads? He looks like a down syndrome desu
this game got boring real quick
>>75266246
It doesn't.
>>75266282
The game literally ended 15 seconds into it.
>>75266246
Culture
Turks aren't any less white than Greeks, Italians, or Spaniards, they're are however, culturally Turkified (genetically the inhabitants of Anatolia have remained unchanged for over 2000 years, with less than 1% Turkic admixtures).
jazz feed looks like a funneral
Is the new Kendrick any good lads?
im the biggest nba shitposter, you probably know of my previous work
as much as id love to, i wil not shitpost on gobert. he doesn't deserve this
>>75266320
420/10
>>75266312
I doubt it, there are a lot of Turks that could pass as Meds, but most look more like Arabs
>>75266335
You can't shitpost against the Jazzies, they're full of /niceguys/
>WILL NOT RETURN TONIGHT
JUST
on the brightside though, only the clippers could find a way to fuck this up
>left knee sprain
this is usually like a week or two out isn't it?
>>75266320
10/10 if you're a white boi who glorifys rap because its 'real' and has 'sick beats'
6/10 if you listen to actual music and don't drink the 'everything black people touch is cool' koolaide
>>75266230
He lost a lot of athleticism due to repeated kneed/leg injuries. He's like 80% of what he used to be in leaping ability and quickness
>>75266362
yeah but utah will be eliminated by then.
>>75266117
Adams is half Tongan. He's a mutt.
>LEFT KNEE SPRAIN
>WILL NOT RETURN
why is paul piece on the bench
>all these people bickering on who's white or not
Just like catty women.
>>75266394
This.
Adams is definitely NOT white.
>>75266320
Yeezus was better
I legit feel bad for Rudy, like what must be going through his mind right now. Utah is doing decently well too.
Joe "GOD" Ingles will play 36+ minutes and lead his Jazzies to the W.
>>75266347
go to /his/ and ask them, they have tons of genetic statistics, info about gene-flow, and haplogroup maps
Egypt is the same, they speak Arabic (which is closely related to ancient Egyptian anyway) but genetically have remained unchanged for at least 5000 years, the Arab invasions had almost zero effect. A great example is Cyprus, norther Cyprus is Arab Cyprus, south Cyprus is Greek Cyprus, one side speaks greek, the other arab (or maybe turkish, don't remember off the top of my head) but genetically, both sides the island are indistinguishable. Anatolia is largely genetically Greek aswell, but culturally Turkified. Normally I wouldn't call Turks white, I just did it for argument's sake :P
the cloppers are going to unironically lose to a depleted jazz at home
One of the more interesting series is now ruined. Shit will be a boring ass sweep now.
This day went from promising to WOAT so so quickly.
These playoffs are going to suck.
>>75266465
>These playoffs are going to suck.
play-off john wall hasn't even been unleashed yet.
>>75266465
Watching the Raptors capitulation will be gud.
Pacers and Cavs will be good.
Rockets and Thunder could go either way.
Rest is meh.
>>75266465
Its a 2 point game, the Jazz are pretty deep defensively, but most importantly, its the fucking Clippers, lighten up
>inb4 18-20
yeah but its the Clippers breh
Who here /farmersonly.com/
>>75266399
motherFUCK the jazz :D
I think we'll get some Blake Griffin spaghetti tonight lads
About to forgo watching the rest of this game and go outside to socialise with people, wish me luck lads!
Somebody text me if it's close in the 4th and based Ingles makes a play
clippers should be up by 15 not 4
wtf is paul pierce doing in a playoff game
>>75266644
he's a playoff veteran?
>>75266657
k
>>75266659
i mean yeah sure
Clippers are so dull.
Hate the Warriors but the one good thing they will do is end this shitty squad for good.
>>75266657
Only thing you are popping is top off lotion bottle
>>75266657
degenerate
>>75265691
Lol they were intentionally fouling Dwight. Rivers sucks, his kid sucks and Clippers gonna clip.
They lose in 5 games to Jizz.
1pt game lol
No joke i like cp3 and deandre and Reddick
Fuck the rest of the clips though
>>75266850
>not liking the truth
casual detected
>>75266850
cp3 is autistic (i still kind of like him though, hes somehow underrated)
deandre is a manchild
doc is whiny and overrated
blake and ballmer are psychopaths
redick is cool tho
HOLY SHIT JOE INGLES
>>75266956
how is blake a psychopath ??
>jazz best player out
>jazz still winning
really gets my electrons flowing
>>75266956
>redick is cool though
Anyone who respects this manlet absolutely disgusts me
>>75267004
hayward is their best player
If I see that Nissan tricycle commercial one more fucking time I'm going to shit on my hand and smear it on my screen
Damn blake griffin and deandre suck, smdh chris paul has shit luck.
>Jazz glacial pace
>adjusts then takes the lead using bursts of transition O
Let's go mormons!
>>75267018
no, no he isn't
although this game might change that in my mind
CLOPPERS FIRST ROUND EXIT LELELLELELELELLELELELELLELELEL
>>75267018
oh yeah, sorry i forgot about Gordon "The Allstar" Hayward, mybad
I didn't know Utah was well known for their contributions to the Jazz genre.
What did ESPN mean by this?
>>75266983
just hear him speak, you can tell hes nuts
>>75267120
his stand-up is pretty good tho
>>75267104
Its a well kept secret
>>75267144
yea but hes performing there
watch a candid conversation or interview where he isnt doing an act
>>75266956
CLIPPERS
R
A
P
CP3 is just a low IQ whiney homo.
Agreed deandre.
Doc is a joke. His son lol.
Black is another airhead.
Crawford is kind of cool I guess.
The LA cancer of being flashy and braindead really stuck to them. Golden State needs Durant to take over for them to have a chance, because lil Curry is a mouthpiece throwing babby too.
>>75267113
did espn really do that? one thousand bucks?
>LeEveryone is autistic like me meme
find a new shtick
>>75267193
ESPN went full nigger these days.
is ingles the only white guy not scared of black people? the spooks are all scared of him
might buy his jersey
what is brehs thought process?
>>75267283
He's from Australia. Niggers got nothin on funnel webs.
jesus fuck. this rubberboy is terrifying.
>>75267266
>ESPN hemorrhaging viewers and subscribers
>turn over more and more power+screen time to jemele fucking hill
i will never understand this
>gobert down 17 seconds in
>clippers at home with all the refball in their favor
>it's a tied game at the half
lmao clippers are so fucked. Literally everything that could have gone wrong for the jazz did and yet it's still tied. GG clips
tracy mcgrady does not belong in the hall of fame
i fucking hate jalen rose so much
i dont remember him being so cancerous and annoying years ago but fuck me he's terrible now
>>75267345
too bad gobert isn't rubber boy
>>75267363
>Butthurt leaf detected.
>>75267329
Who dis?
any chance the clips lose this?
>>75267382
>the one kid just standing there
lol wasn't ready for these feels, that was literally me
>>75267406
jazz in 7
>>75267406
it's the clippers. There's always a chance they lose.
mlb>nba
>proof in pic
>>75267373
seriously
he's even worse on podcasts and less-professional stuff
>>75267406
im not sure how to respond to this other than laughing vehemently
>>75267283
Why would he be? He can't be intimidated with slavery memes or anything, the nigs have nothing on him.
>>75267447
not even going to lie but the girl on the left was my gf in 8th grade. She's ballooned up and had a couple kids put in her last I checked. Really crazy how did you get this pic of her?
>>75267415
just noticed that. feelsbad
im the kid next to him trying badly just to not stand out
>>75267013
>6'4
>those utah fans
>>75267565
haha. we all wanted to be that kid killing it. oh well
>>75267733
does somebody have a picture of those utah fans? nh
WE RUNNIN DIS SHIT
are clips throwing the game?
wtf is going on
>>75267775
clippers literally thought they won the championship after gobert went down and they were up 5. Someone needs to wake them up and tell them they can't fuck around and still have to play the game to win.
>>75267752
i think they're getting thundersticks
>>75267804
They are playing. The jazz are just a better all around team
Which players do the Clippers need to get rid of to break their playoff choking curse?
>>75267827
thats easy dj
>>75267827
whole team all trash. doc needs to go too. trying to be the gm and coach at the same time wont work
>>75267826
seems like the jazz have better fundamentals
Is that a mole on Speights' head?
>>75267508
she sent it to me brah
is the earth flat? where can i find proof?
Crawford in full chucking mode
the jazz are doing it
godwood
so for how long is gobert kill?
who /kobe system rooting for jazz because fuck the clippers/ here?
>>75267963
if its legit a sprain we could see him after the next game on restricted minutes
I hope utah can make it desu fuck the clippers
>>75267963
no clue but they said he's out of the arena getting an MRI
>>75267964
kobe loved the clippers bro
>http://www.lakersnation.com/kobe-bryant-says-he-was-very-close-to-signing-with-clippers-in-2004/2016/04/06/
says he would have signed with the clippers had shaq not went to miami
who win one for the bear here?
>chris pail
Is Dante Sexum injured or just too shit?
BANG!
HOLY SHIT
GEORGE CURRY HILL
MO DIRK SPEIGHTS
>the awareness of that cock
>>75268091
george hill is a smart player he was pop's favorite
>>75267910
the clippers had an odd man fast break when chris paul passed to Jamal Crawford and he took the ball up slowly and ruined the play
>>75268120
>literally traded for a 15th rounder
yeah he sure loved that guy
>>75268141
15th rounder
he got traded for kawhi lol
>>75268141
HE was actually traded for kawaii Lenard you stupid sperg
how are the clippers so terrible bros
even when they're good they're awful
>>75268200
Jamal Crawford is chucking like its the regular season
He single handedly is making the Clippers less of a team
They aren't using Deandre Jordan despite the #1 shot blocker in the NBA being injured
literal retard tier
>>75268200
They all hate each other
>dj chimp out
>>75268221
you think jordan has a offensive game? all he gets are lobs
>cp3 kicks the ball to himself
>no whistle
>>75268200
Clippers are a meme team, they can only win with refball
BlaKia Griffin is overrated
CP3 is a flopping bitch
heygoat
What even are refs
>manlet point guard
Heyward what the fuck are you doing
>>75268239
the clippers should have used some pick and rolls, just sayin
jj is carrying
>>75268273
>mfw That's gonna be IT against the bulls
THAT FUCKING MANLET TANTRUM LELELLELE
>>75268251
Manhandles hill and hayward, no whistle. Jazz still winning and C3PO throwing tantrum after timeout called
has a tshirt cannon ever injured anyone?
>>75268313
killed maude flanders RIP
That's a foul? Lel
>use blood magic to remove other team's best player
>Still lose at home
>pelting someone with the ball well after the whistle isn't a technical
K
>>75268313
a lady named maude flanders
Ohmygosh did you guys see that jazz 3 guy run into DeAndre without looking and almost knock himself down?
>>75268313
>>75268348
you can pinpoint the exact moment when the simpsons went to shit
>>75268322
>maude flanders
>>75268336
>>75268348
>>75268358
absolutely disgusting refball
>changing a call because a team complained
wow
>Mr. Bogdanoff, I have anon on the line. It's about the ending of the Clippers Vs. Jazz game, he says it's urgent.
>>Put him through.
What do you say, /sp/?
Are you fucking serious? He got the pass off.
Nice script on this game
Manlets BTFO
>>75268387
AYY LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ISO
JOE
JOE FUCKING JOHNSON STILL GOT IT
ISO JOE
>>75268387
Give the ball to joe.
lmao cloppers when will they learn
THE STATE OF THE CLIPPERS
FOREVER CHOKERS
LOLOLO
>iso joe
top fucking kek
FUCKING YES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>cloopers
CLOPPERS
JJ FUCK YEAH
>>75268387
ISO JOE!? Too ez?
>cloppers
TOP KEK
WHO /ISOJOE/ HERE?
JAMAL CRAWFORD ON DEFENSE
>They brought him in to do exactly that
First game I've watched in about 2 years. Nice.
LMFAOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CLIPS THOUGHT THEY HAD THIS
ISO JOE BITCH
TWO
HUNDRED
EIGHTY
SEVEN
>LE APPEAR AT 4TH QUARTER MAN
Where did he come from where did he go
>NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT >NO GOBERT
BLOW IT UP
>>75265331
No Gobert and still win? Huh
It sucks so fucking much being a Clippers fan
Can anyone in the league defend ISO JOE one-v-one?
Iso joe long dicking the clippers all day long
>>75268332
Griffin is a major dick head. Seriously retarded sometimes
FUCK THE CLIPPERS LMAO
>>75268462
>Clippers
>Fans
AYYYY
>Exactly as planned
la lakers won game1
lmao
The clippers better pray gobert is out for the series, they're not gonna be able to compete with him actually playing
No way >we can beat the Warriors with no Gobert, but if we can fuck the Clips, this season is a win.
reminder that CP3 scored like a million points in row but then passed to Luc Mmmmbop Doopdop who bricked a wide open shot which killed their momentum
seriously if CP3 stopped being a pussy and went full westbrook we would have won this game
>Snyder doesn't call timeout
>Rivers has Jamal Crawford on the floor in crunch time
Outcoached
Hadnt been for Isoball Joe, I wouldve had a ring a long time ago, where did you come from, where did you go?! Where did you come from Isoball Joe
That was fucken beautiful
>LOSING TO THE JAZZ WITHOUT GOBERT
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO KILL YOURSELVES LA
>>75267864
Cancer.
LGTSS
>THE CITY OF LA
>>75268529
>>75268613
>implying anyone in la likes the cloppers
CLOPPERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF LA
NOBODY WANTS YOU THERE
>>75268928
They could always go be Seattle SuperClippers.
I'm back lads
Lmao at the Clippers
>>75266149
But being white and being named Whitey counts like 3x over