UFC on Fox 24 #5

>DJ fights

G' night everyone

Schaub IS god

BBQ Rankings

1. Memphis

powergap

2. Carolina
3. Kansas City

massive powergap

4. Texas
5. Everywhere else

>>75263807
reddit please leave

>Underdogs have won all night

Pls mighty mouse

Schaub bless Mighty Mouse

rose is cute

>>75263799
finding good BBQ requires a degree of insider knowledge. can't just randomly go to places

>>75263797
Knew you were a loser. As if the flag wasn't a big indicator.

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#ShotsFired

we're here >>75263535

Sage

>>75263847
that is a fair point

the brisket they featured in the movie Chef looked really good and I think that was TX

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>>75263807

ROSE WILL FIGHT FOR THE BELT NEXT

>>75263850

BISSPISS IS SCARED

>>75263875
No.

>>75263850
>still running
Whittaker would smoke that cuck and so would jacare

>>75263850
hahahahaha

RISING UP

ITS THE PIE OF THE TIGER
ITS THE CREAM OF THE FIGHT

Nice entrance music.

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GO HILSON HAYES

Anyone else want to see the pygmy get exposed just so joe rogan can go into his

>IKNEWITALLALONGMODE.JPG

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Wow this one cringey huenigger

>>75264020
Why do you wish ill intent on others? Fix your life

>>75264004
hnnnngggg

2qt4me

>>75264004
hnnngg

>>75264036
you're in the wrong place faggot. Fix your life.. by ending it.

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DJ can't handle that moustache it's over

LETS GO MANLET FIGHT

What is more cringes

Eye of the a tiger

Or Linkin Park - Numb?

(Don't factor in the fighter in your answer)

>>75264055
Fix your life dude this isn't healthy

>>75264074
eye of the tiger is more cliche, numb is more cringe

>Crocodile Hunter Whittaker

>Crocodile Hunter Whittaker

>Crocodile Hunter Whittaker

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>4ft2 manlets fighting

Why do these things exist?

>unironically ranked P4P #1
>could probably get heem'd from a retarded 5ft grader

>>75264074
Literally only one fighter comes out to Numb.

DJ looking soft

>>75264119
You're admitting you're a retard who doesn't know what P4P means huh?

prepare your REIS pics guys

DJ + Wilson weigh as much as one Derrick Lewis

>>75264119

Lomachenko could heem every here

>>75263799
I agree with this list. Carolina mustard BBQ sauce is fantastic, but ultimately submits to Memphis ribs.

>>75264136

>"DUDE, THAT 2 YEAR OLD HAS NEVER LOST A FIGHT"
>"P4P NUMBER 1"

>Parkland Washington

Seattlefag here that is literally the middle of nowhere, really doubt he actually lives there

>>75264176
lomachenko would literally walk in the cage not training 1 take down in his life and make dj look stupid.

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>manlet main event

>>75264212
Why do people think this shit, boxing and MMA aren't comparable at all especially in grappling

Nvm I got baited by nigel

>>75264228

JDS and Cain have huge foreheads

>>75264190
Thanks for proving me right.

Good fight so far

>>75264245
it's not even bait.. lomachenko wreslted growing up and doing sambo...


He's more athletic and his footwork is on another level. He'd literally tool dj up.

I can honestly see Reis winning this

>>75264259
>Wilson can't even touch DJ
>DJ touching him whenever he wants.
>Bongs think it's a good fight.
Fucking wew

>>75264277
How can you see that?

>>75264284
I like DJ

>>75264268
lol

reis looking slow

>>75264284
Did DJ want to be taken down?

Reis literally missing everything

>>75264318
>He didn't even hit the mat because he caught the whizzer bellied down and stood back up immediately.
>Retarded beaner calls this a takedown
lmao

Friendly Reminder

Manlet Mouse likes to kiss his coach in the mouth

dj is fast as fuck

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>muh DJ is p4p #1
>this fight

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>>75264176

Lomachenko lost to a literal uber drive.

Another Eastern European hypejob

>>75264365
Turn it off then McCasual

holy fuck mighty mouse is on another level

DJ HEADKICK TO G&P FINISH, R2

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

>>75264365

>"muh conor is P4P #1"
>get finished by Nate Diaz

This is becoming ridiculous, is DJ really that good or is the competition just shit?

Really want to see him be tested or at least be in a panicked situation

>Wilson bobbin' and weavin'
>DJ just watches him for a bit and punches him in the face
Jesus christ this is sad

>>75264448
Mix of both

>they kept this shit thread
Nice job mods

>>75264448
He's literally cleaned out everyone in the division.

>>75264448
He got knocked down against Elliot.

>>75264448
needs to go up and fight cody

>>75264478
Wahhh wahhhh wahhhh go cry in the other one

>>75263875
we're queer

>>75264448

Hes a good fighter but its obvious the competition is shit


Thin division

If he goes up to batam he loses to le cruz again

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>>75264365

>>75264410
i honestly think the world is in slow motion to him. the way he talks and moves is just a few beats per minute faster than the rest of us

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>>75264437

Out of curiosity, why is Conor ranked higher than Daniel Cormier?

Cormier has dominated guys much bigger than him whereas the moment Conor fought a literal journeyman who was bigger than him in Nate Diaz, he got rekt and """"redeemed""""" himself in the rematch by winning a MD.

Cormier has beaten everyone from Gustaffson, Henderson, Barnett, Anderson Silva, Bigfoot Silva, Frank Mir, Roy Nelson, Rumble Johnson.

He's only lost to the literal GOAT in Jon Jones and by a UD.

>>75264479
The newly made 125 manlet division, you mean

>>75264478
>Jacare

Reis is a can

>Friendly reminder that Manlet Mouse kisses his coach in the mouth and harbors sexual feelings for him

god damn

>>75264512
p4p is literally worthless and was created by retards.

Now you know.

20-17 DJ

Shit fight as expected

>>75264515
>newly made

20-18 wilson

>>75264512
The rankings are all memes, didn't they have Rousey in the top 3 for a long time

i can't wait for cody to handle this pygmy


TOO FAST
TOO STRONG

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Awww. Heem just a wittle guy.

>>75264538
That's the perfect coach-fighter relationship desu. All GOATs had this.

>>75264512
yeah dc is insane too, hugely underrated

20-17 Mighty Mouse

vicious hammer fists mike

Wison will get it to the ground in the 4 round

hate watching these americuck ads

Another bob n weave brazillian

P I L L O W F I S T E D

>>75264561
Maybe older than you, 186er

This fight is over.

>>75264252
MPB is a bitch.

DJ's punches are so fast that with this shit video compression on the stream im watching you can barely even see them.

flyweight and bantamweight should be in invicta

Get Tim Elliot back in there.

>>75264661
So he can get dominated again?

why do they call it flyweight?

>>75264659
cody, tj and cruz aren't entertaining?

go back to asp man

>>75264588
this girl is literally heaving as he takes his shirt off

>>75264672
Because in a stiff breeze the fighters fly away.

>>75264669
he won the first fight on damage

zzzzzzz

>>75264651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xT7vAQ66i0

HEEM TAPPY

turned it off worst fight on the card

rip wilson

Is Jiu Jitsu a meme?

>>75264645
Called it.

>State of brazil after tonight.
holy shit lads

>it's a DJ dominates another non-deserving """""contender""""""

cut the flyweight division and any of them that are worth keeping can compete at bantam.

nothing guarantees a loss more than when they announce "fighting out of san diego california"

LEGEND

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is brazil even a country anymore

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This fight was so fucking fun to watch, you memers are fucking faggots

He completely demolished that guy.

Based DJ

Fuck Brazil.

>>75264777
Mate that was a BJJ champ and he fucking subbed him

It's ridiculously impressive

>>75264782
what about Urijah tho

shitty fight. This division is shit

>Friendly Reminder that Manlet Mouse likes to kiss his coach on the mouth

>>75264802
The average height of a Brazilian male is at least two inches less than the average height of an American male, yet they still can't produce a fighter who doesn't look like dogshit against DJ.

C'mon, Brazil.

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>it's another brazil gets btfo'd eipisode

Brazilian MMA is almost as bad as WMMA

I hate Cody, but I hope he shadow realms mighty meme.

>>75264822
dj's trainted for 5 years with some guy who is better

>>75264812
i agree like the fast paced style

im at the inlaws and i just wanted to say im sorry your boy got BTFO spergy

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all right now that that's over time to jerk off

>>75264777
>non-deserving """""contender""""""
He has beaten literally every contender there is you moron.

Benavidez twice.

>>75264812
Its always DJ abusing some no name tho - it gets boring after the first few.

>>75264875
that's why it's so boring, shallow division

just cut everything below 145 and make DJ x Aldo

>>75264838
>Sad Brazilian
lmao Jacare is shit

>>75264843
>Not being gay for your coach
That's why you're a couch surfing amerishart instead of the P4P#1 Undisputed UFC Flyweight Champion of the World.

>>75264899
No it isn't you idiot. It's only shallow cause he's far above everyone else.

>coachella

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time to end these little meme divisions make them fight real men

>shouting out sponsors and his "tttttt witch family"

reddit tier

autistic nerdy manlet
>cringe

Wait - he streams on twitch?

>>75264871
Did anyone webm her finish tonight?

>>75264875

I'm well aware of that. It's why the division is shit, which is why I said it should be merged with bantamweight.

sp00ked

>>75264944
did he say something about coachella?

>>75264892
To each his own, I like watching someone be an action movie who can't lose

Quick rundown on the dark haired chick

wants 1mil can't draw a dime.

>>75264954
I think our usual webm bros are MIA

>>75264952
>>>/asp/

>>75263709
Bisping is billed at 6'1, inst Luke like 6'2?

>>75264952
>jealousy
Sad.

>>75264953
Yea and they get first dibs on his shirts and shit.

>>75264953
yeh his twitch chatroom is celebrating right now lol

>>75264955
>It's why the division is shit
Let me repeat it, the division only appears to suck to morons like you cause he absolutely runs through everyone else.

Do you get it now?

>>75265015
people lie about their height, and luke is the biggest MW at 6'4

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>DJ defends his belt on fight pass prelims next time

>>75264996
yeah he's not getting it, fighting wise he definitely deserves it though

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>>75264952
what do you do for a living, character?

MM/(Cody/TJ) Co-mains to Bisping/GSP?

>>75265070
>Bisping/GSP
it'll be dc jbj 2 on that card

>>75265070
That GSP fight shouldn't be happening

>>75265070
Why would he want to fight the two people he knows would crush him?

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bad posture(aka relaxed back/shouldes) makes you a better fighter

>>75264074
>Eye of the a tiger
Be serious -- Eye Of The Tiger is a classic by now
it surpassed the cringe stage long ago, now it's just plain awesome.

>>75265070
Mighty Mouse wants to beat Anderson's record first.

Hopefully he'll vacate afterwards and compete at BW.

If you can't get why Mighty Mouse is #1 P4P you're just too dumb for words and should quit watching the sport or maybe get your lard arse to an MMA gym to have the concept explained to you.

>>75265099

That is a huge waste to combine the 2. Both deserve a PPV main.

>>75265125

If he gets points, he breaks a mil easy.

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>>75265130

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>>75264228

>>75265146
dana doesn't want jon as top billing

that'll be the card 100%

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Hey /heem/, hows the training going?

[spoiler] My lower back is fucking me atm, I think I pinched a nerve via swollen disc or something as back med's aren't doing shit. Pretty sure it's from over training. [/spoiler]

>>75265164
What's with that Frankenstein back?

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>>75265174
he will beat stipe again

>>75265174
poor JDS, Cain ruined him

>>75265186

and DC doesn't fight without top billing. And fuck what Dana thinks. WME run it now.

>>75265189
your leg looks beta

>>75265198
>brazilian winning in the USADA era

>>75265189
Recovery is more important than grinding it out day after day.

One reason I improved really fast at my judo club is because I wouldn't train hurt and would just go swimming and do cardio if I was to beat up.

Training hurt is a retarded roidhue meme. Don't do it.

>>75265186
>dana doesn't want jon as top billing
You should know by now that Dana has no power in the UFC and nothing he says should be believed.

>>75265189
I almost never get real injuries because im a strikingfag but I will eventually become retarded from cumulative brain damage

>>75265257

Thanks, I'll make sure to take it easy until my back isn't fucked.

>>75265189
over training has taken more people out of athletics of every kind than anything else

>>75265257
Judo's really fucked up for that because of the nip attitude

My old coach wanted everyone to do circuits until they were sick every single day and he was coaching kids aged 14 at most

>>75265257
>this
"no pain, no gain" is a retarded mentality to live by in the gym. pain and soreness are not the same. i fucked up by lower back 5 years ago and it still hasnt 100% recovered because i couldnt distinguish the difference. i had to learn the hard way

>>75265164
Moose has the virgin walk

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There were ppl doubting

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>>75265420
PLEASE take me under your wing

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>>75265420
I bigged you up the whole thread my man

Post your 211 bets

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I think some people were asking for this
It's not the best quality but it's better than nothing

>>75265164

That's a PC gamer posture. I wonder which vidya he plays.

I bet it's some animu waifu shit.

ADCC WEST COAST TRIALS SUPERFIGHTS LIVE RIGHT NOW ON FLOGRAPPLING

GORDON RYAN GEO FREAKAZOID AND ROBERT CYBORG COMPETING

SPICY GRAPPLES IN BOUND!!

>>75265495
He plays FIFA on Xbox
Source: Embeddeds

>>75265484
Can you do the fighters in the webm

>They didn't have a Rose+DJ Submission double

It's okay neither did I

>>75265484
More heart than Magrega

>>75265517
>tfw PC master race weidman got rekt

>>75265495
>>75265517
you actually get bad posture like that from striking a lot and not stretching your neck out before or after, because you have to hunch over and hide your chin

>>75265519
what?

>>75265555
Quads confirm

>>75265473
Hmm so far Andrade Maia and Stipe

Tho I have a bad record as soon as I start giving advice

DJ is shit

I'd beat him lmao

>>75265652
For sure I also believe Andrade is going to tool Joanna.

Dana is on the press conference atm

Smolka/Elliot FOTN
Whitaker and DJ POTN

>>75265420
BASED Lithy

>>75265484
Cool, thanks

>>75265582
Fighters in the audience like tj and tyron

>you now remember jacaroid pooza
Lol

>>75265652
Jorge beats Maia though

>>75265776
Not worth the effort, sorry
I'm not good at this stuff, I have to record the screen, hope my FightPass stream doesn't go to shit and then crop it when converting. The actual webm guys know how this shit is done

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I believe I am owed an apology.

>>75265811
For what you loser? Winning your first ever picks?

>>75265408
Yea it has a lot of that "Warrior mentality" shit that gets people all kinds of fucked up. I just ignore my coaches when they go off on that retarded shit.

>>75265413
Backs and necks are always really hard to recover from too. Hope everyone works out for you buddy.

All Hail to the King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ7dIYz4-_A

>>75265652
Stipe can only lead with his chin in so many fights before somehting bad happens to him.

>>75265811
Big deal. I've gotten all my picks right before too and I don't have a clue what the fuck I'm talking about

>>75265836
>>75265852
Apology accepted.

>It's only 11

I hate early cards 2bh

Would DJ be undefeated had he not meme'd his early career?

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>>75265836
>Loser
Incorrect. I was the only one to win.
>Winning your first ever picks
Nope. I've won multiple times.
>>75265852
I was the only winner. I've won before but this one was something special.

Going to renew my 4chan pass as well.

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>>75265882

Probably not.

>>75265894
I have to admire your baiting skills even the fact that you put on the 4chan pass emblem.

You must be really desperate for the (you)'s and attention. Have this one, it's on the house.

>>75265811
>Not even Coral Springs
kek

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>>75265959
What are you talking about? Yes I am brother. I won tonight.

To the guy that promised to unfilter Schaub, cheers bro.

Are h8rs ever not desperately scrambling?

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>Dana before UFC on Fox 24
>Sign Jacare to new 8-fight deal
>“He’s one of the best middleweights in the world and has the potential to be a world champion, so he belongs in the UFC”
>Jacare gets BTFO
>Dana after UFC on Fox 24

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>Spergy won his first ever picks
I've won like 10 lmao. I'm the Demetrious Johnson of /heem/

Lads Whitaker defeated Souza by TKO

>>75266003
But muh jacagoat

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>>75266001
Go to my Schaub shake picture and check the archive. I use that same picture for my picks every time. I've won a couple. Bless.

>>75266003
Don't know if it made a difference but that was a horrible stoppage. Feel bad for the guy, his career is over.

>>75266025
>check the archive
No
>I've won a couple
Which ones?

>>75266048
Check the archive.

>>75266162
No

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>>75266036
>that was a horrible stoppage

It was way too early, he wasn't even out.

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>>75266025

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>>75266212
One was the fake picks, the next was real predictioncuck.

>>75266036
Jacare was just eating punches. Yamasaki saved him a lot of unnecessary damage

>>75266229
Caught red-handed you cheater.

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>>75266212
HE FUCKING CHEATED. SHAWB FUCKING CANCELLED

>>75266305
Never seen a ref stop a fight when someone is recovering to get up. Jacare was on queer street though, Yamasaki is a bad ref in all honesty.

>>75266368
He was way too close to the action and sort of interfering towards the end desu
That's not to say Jacare wouldn't have gotten his head smashed, but it just looked like he was in the wrong positions

>>75266368
How many times in one fight do you need to see Jacare get Ko'd in order to think it's legit.

He got knocked out three times in that fight and wasn't doing shit except surviving, and he was doing a piss poor job of that too.

At least it wasn't Herb "Let him die" Dean.

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Kansas City's own Megan Anderson

>>75266413
>Darren Elkins

>>75266305
>unnecessary damage

That's what they're getting paid for. They're not some high level athletes participating in a legitimate sport. They're literally getting paid to get brain damage for our entertainment.

If they're gonna pussy out the moment someone gets a booboo then they should be doing something else with their lives.

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h-h-he's fighting next week

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>>75266472

>ends the Ellenberger meme

>>75266516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmPm5iYOklg

>>75266516
THOUGHT YOU HAD A FENCE BOY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75266472
Finally. I've been waiting.

Those are strong bets Lithy, I made the exact same ones

>>75266681
You copied him

>>75266702
I've never even seen him man bets lol

Whittaker by TKO was the best value bet this year desu desu

>>75266730
>Not DJ inside the distance at evens

desu the jacare tko seemed like early stoppage, he was already on his way back up to his feet when the fight was called.

Couldn't help but laugh when they were doing the Cub - Lobov promo. They were promoting Cub as this guy who has all these great wins, then when it comes to Artem it's "He trains with Conor McGregor"

My poor sides.

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Crazy how everytime there's someone who seems unbeatable Cody can beat them.

Cruz, Mighty Mouse, Conor..

He's like the secret weapon

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>>75266730
Let me tell you about value..

>>75266441
Elkins has more heart in his body than the entire country of BTFOrazil.

>>75266810
He was out of it and about to be pummeled from the back ride position

>>75266810
Yamasaki is a horrible ref who doesn't know when he should jump in and when he shouldn't.

>>75266834
I can't imagine what will happen if artem gets the miracle ko. Aldo/Artem for the featherweight belt.

>>75267043
>. Aldo/Artem for the featherweight belt.
Will honestly do 1 million buys

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>>75266930
>mfw Lithcuck can gamble legally in the third world and I live in the land of the me and the home of the slaves

Mighty Mouse on FS1

>>75267101
gambling is for retards you don't have any edge and are just a jizz rag for sharp money

>>75267253
Someone lost

>>75266870
It's not often heem has a good boy

Glad we're finally all team Cody

>>75267369
If heem is anything it's team platinum buddeh

Whittaker is already ducking Rockhold

>>75267253
t.someone who has lost yuge in the past

>>75267402
>Haven't mentioned him since he lost to a 40 year old model

Nahh

Rizin in 2.
Do I go to sleep lads?

I..I don't even have a stream

>>75267420
He ain't accepting another fight at the post fight press conference without looking at what's available

> Whittaker, we're gonna book you in a fight vs Mousasi for #1 contender spot
> oh, sorry no can do, already accepted fighting the irrelevant Luke Rockhold immediately after my last fight.

>>75267402
Everyone hopped off that bandwagon real quick. Can't believe it's been almost 5 months. Where's the time going?

>>75267452
Mcgregor posting was dead after 196, yet it came back harder than before. When burger gets heemed a week from now expect to see more platnum posting,

>>75267474
oh fuck I forgot about rizin

>>75267511
>the irrelevant Luke Rockhold
Rockhold is the former champ. For sure put some respect on his name.

>>75267517
Cody killed Conor long before 196

>>75267420
He would restore Rockhold's chin from the recycle bin just to delete it again

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If you're Wheat-taker who do you pick?

>Weidman
>Rockhold
>Mousasi
>Romero

In a perfect world he'd be up next against Romero who'd be the champion.

>>75267531
He's been out too long. Whittaker is already ahead of him right now. Romero, Mousasi and Whittaker are the three vying for title shots right now.

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>>75267531
>Rockhold is the former champ.

Naw, he was only a belt-holder.
He failed to defend, therefore is not a champ.

>>75265257
>yfw improved recovery methods prolong athletes careers for another 10+ years

except for football. You can't recover from an 11 person car crash. fuck that nonsense.

Hey guys I'm new to the sport. I just watched Mighty Mouse tie the record for most title defenses in UFC history!

I'm confused as to who he tied with. Did he tie with Conor McGregor? How many title defenses does he have? I'm guessing a bunch, right?!

Time to vacate to heem

>>75267601
>Whittaker is already ahead of him right now.
Luke is still #1
Romero is #2
Whittaker takes Jacare's spot at #3
Mousasi is #4
Weidman is #5

Logically he should fight either Luke or Romero. If he fights Mousasi he's doing Mousasi a favor.

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>tfw I worry for Aldo after seeing Jacare get BTFO
>tfw I remember Aldo is excellent on his feet whereas Jacare is a BJJ player with decent striking

I still feel bad for Jacare though

>>75267660
This makes me more worried for Maia 2bh but Masvidal's TDD isnt as good as Whittakers

If Masvidal survives over 1.5 he has a good shot of winning

>>75267700
>Masvidal's TDD isnt as good as Whittakers
This is based off what?

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>>75267660
Lol Aldo has wizened up and is doing the mcgregor pose.

Also, why does Jacare look like a cambodian monk?

So when is RIZIN and where can I watch it?

>>75267711
Probably the fact he has an almost 95% TDD and was able to contain Jacare. Last time I checked Gamebred was around 70. He's definitely the better overall grappler and a very good scrambler though. But he's been taken down by some lesser wrestlers too

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>>75266449
>They're literally getting paid to get brain damage for our entertainment.
I hate to admit that you are correct, because you sound like a dick.

Generally people are in MMA professionally because they couldn't do anything else. The UFC is not exactly the NFL or NHL.
I hate to think about it, but these guys really are dimming their own lights with every fight.

>>75267729
bout a bong and a half and you have to stream it

>>75267785
>stream it
But where?

>>75267757
He's at 80, and if he can do what Rob did tonight then he wins in the same exact fashion

>>75267800
meatspin.fr

you're fucking welcome, newfriend

>>75267724
>why does Jacare look like a cambodian monk?
Because he is a Cafuzo with a shaved head.

>>75267803
Thats pretty damn good. He definitely has a shot. But I see still see Maia backpacking him to a W

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>>75267800
you have to buy it direct from Rizin you goof. Don't bring shame to your bloodline

>>75267767
You really think this is worse than american football?

>>75267850
It's interesting how fighters like Jacare, Do Bronx, Maia rely on back-packing, but once they get figured out they crumble in the later rounds. Good strikers who can handle themselves on the ground like Pettis, Whittaker, and Masvidal are a nightmare match-up for that kind of style.

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Hype for Rizin.

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>>75267648
>Luke is still #1

Aaw, you're just adorable.
You hold on to your dreams, kiddo.

>>75267940
Cheater

OH FUCK THAT

My boy Jacare got a way to quick stoppage.
Sad to see how he never got the chance to use his crazy bjj on Shittaker.

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>>75267954
Nah, I submitted fake picks to a fake predictioncuck. I didn't even think those picks through. I didn't apply myself. But then closer to fight night when the real predictioncuck returned, I did my research and came up with a conclusion that Whittaker and Rose were going to win.

>>75267948
I had no idea they bumped him to #2, but the point still stands goof.

>>75266036
>Feel bad for the guy, his career is over.
Yes, was a bit sad. Should have fought Bisping when Henderson did. Bisping vs Henderson drew nothing. Wasn't justified even on being a money fight.

Imagine you're Kelvin Gastelum, you just got a new lease at life at MW. You just beat a legend like Vitor and got booked against another legend Anderson Silva. Then you get USADA'd for.... weed

>>75267875
About equal.
Sad to see those studies about how short NFL'ers lifespans are. I love the game, but tBh if I had kids I wouldn't let them play.

>>75267999
>another legend Anderson Silva
he's doing everything he can to erase his legacy

>>75268030
His legacy will never be erased. 7 years unbeaten. Now he's doing it for the money and RIGHTFULLY SO.

>>75267999
>USADA'd for.... weed
Why is this a thing?
Why pull the fighter out if he's not enhancing his performance. Hell let him do fucking heroin. That has nothing to do with the fight.

>>75268030
Basically no fighter has a graceful, dignified retirement on top, it's part of the game that everyone declines. It'll be a couple years of bitching about his bad decisions and whatnot but when he's finally done and steps away what'll be left will still be a record-setter and one of the most dominant fighters in UFC and MMA history.

>>75265420
>thought Whittaker had a good chance to surprise everyone and beat Jacare
>picked Jacare anyway
Damn it.

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>the most dominant champ in ufc history

>Cucky Elbow still tripling down on their massive hypejob of Dookiememepoo

Ugh

>>75267999
>you just got a new lease at life at MW
It's not like he bad at WW or cutting a ton of weight to make it like Hendricks.

He was just fat and undisciplined. Whittaker on the other hand was straining himself at WW and looks a lot better at MW.