UFC on Fox 24 #3

>$15/mo fight pass subscription
>$8/mo vpn subscription
>still have to watch a shitty acestream because '''''muh Fox exclusive'''''

i sure do love being a fight fan™

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>America wants to nuke THIS

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first for stevens win via ko

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Who /thug-rose/ here?

WILL THE CARD NEXT SATURDAY BE SPICY OR A SHIT FEST?

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>Where's ma fookin money dana

>>75260878
>not buying a $20 antenna

>>75260878
>not using Fox Sports Go with mom's account

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Manuel Ferrara, is that you?

>>75260882
he doesn't look syrian

>>75260888
why bother asking?

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might be the biggest risk heem has collectively taken

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Is it illegal to stream something that is free?

Why are all the GOATs at LW Asian or part-Asian?

1. Aoki Shinya
2. Benson Henderson
3. BJ Penn
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno

Jeremy has fucking power, jesus

>>75260919
My sides wouldn't be the first time it's happened.

>>75260930
Machida is above them all, you fucking casual

>literally who is the number 5 ranked featherweight

LMAO

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>>75260878
fuckin' goof

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>>75260888
trips confirm it'll be comfy

le run away for five minutes and shoot for the takedown man

>USADA introduced into sport
>All Brazilian fighters suddenly lanklets

Really gets your noggin joggin

That cross tattoo looks like it's unfinished

and that reef is a goofball

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>>75260930

>Aoki over Henderson
>No Machida
>Machida not being better then Aoki or Benson

Holy shit what;s happening lads Stephens can't lose this

>>75260878
>>75260901

fucking this. unless you in the absolute boonies it always pays to have an OTA antenna for the basic stations

>>75260878
It's free over the air you dumb worthless piece of trash.

>>75260955
>At LW

Machida never fought at lightweight dipshit

Literally who about to lose lol

>>75260962
>Aldo
>lanklet status

Dude was shredded at 200

>>75260955
>>75260977
>being too new to remember this classic /heme/

Been saying Stephens would lose for ages

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>>75260786

I'm sure you'll refuse to reply and pretend it never happened

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>It's a Stephens snoozefest episode

10-9 Moicano
Don't get how Stephens is losing. Stann is right, he's just looking for one big punch for some bizarre reason

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>>75260920
PAY FOR MY FREE EVENT

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>>75261000

Sorry, I've only been here for more then half a dozen years.

Post the tj webm

did who get USADAed?

How is Stephens top 5 at FW?

There are definitely 10 better fighters I can think of in that weight class.

Moicano will win the fight

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>>75261008
15 > 14 > 20

The song with the commercial where the fat guys are singing the four non blondes sounds like don't worry be happy. Thanks British television.

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>>75260878
HD antenna is like 12 bucks forever. Consider suicide.

Why doesn't Stephens just hit him?

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>>75261049
oh you!

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>>75261099
>casuals

>>75261083
I N T E G R A T I O N

>>75261073
Did Ronda have fans here before her fall from grace? Asking because 4chan usually hates anything that is popular.

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>>75260997

Aldo and Barboza are the only Brazilians who stayed ripped after USADA

That gooby game plan by moicano, i like it

>punch
>punch
>kick
>circle completely across octagon

>>75261115
Yes

>>75261049
>Rockhold
>Jonny Bones
>Lesnar
>Velasquez is fucking American
>choosing the worst Americans to post

try harder, faggot

GOOFED

>>75261113
McGregor would have just moved forward and hit him

>>75260919
>state of heem

this fight is gay

>>75260960

His legs kicks are winning, the round is now won. Sucks but true

This fight is great

My boys gonna win

I know it's Saturday. But man Fight Night tonight is deader than usual. MMA is a cancer to ratings and Fox. Cut him or move the manlet divison to Legacy Fighting Alliance or something.

Reminder that pride got it right having a ring instead of a cage

Better being smaller and without chance of clinching against the cage

BOOOOO

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I live an hour from Kansas City and there is a Tornado heading my way lads, what do?

The state of Brazilian "fighters"

running like a bitch

19-19

Plz moicano don't BTFO my picks. Let Stephens win

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HEEM HUEY

Literally the greatest moment in UFC history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzoMSgBzjsI

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>>75261169

Go outside and walk towards the direction of said tornado.

>>75261162
>falling out of the ring ever 14 seconds

nice meme

>>75261120
Aldo has god tier genetics and was almost going pro at soccer before fighting, he is an natural athlete

>>75261129

It's called being afraid. Stephen's has to get better footwork to cut off cowards

stephens ftw

19-19

Brazilian running away cause he's haggard.

>crowd getting mad at based moicano for not standing there and being hit by the world's slowest featherweight

>>75261160
It's a holiday weekend and theres a shitload of other sports including nhl playoffs on.

>>75261162
yea but no wall jump kick tho

>>75261169
Watch UFC from your underground bunker

>>75261186
go back to Unilad

>>75261192
It's called smart and not blocking punches with your chin like a knob

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>brazilians

Why is jeremy wearing mexican colors though?

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>>75261175

Fuck you UK, hope Stephens loses

is that Shogun translating

>145lb man winging punches as hard as he can

conor really brought some striking class to this shit division

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>>75261115
I was a fan until she went full Bernnie Sanders. Then she dieded in the cage like a month later. Sad!

>>75261192
yeah, its not like he's not being aggressive the guy just starts getting on his bicycle the minute there's any swinging going on

>>75261189
Someone getting knocked out so hard they fall over the ropes is one of the greatest things in sports

Real question.
Why hasn't mewment taken off?

>>75261099
really makes you think

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>>75261115
Mike Greenberg was a huge fan and so was Cowheard

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>>75261162
pride and k1

It's over literally who just blew out all of /heem/'s picks

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>>75261191
>god tier genetics
>5'2

>>75261202
Sorry. I meant Mighty Manlet.

Stephens is done.

Guys, What happened to Ido Portal? How is his meme status going?

>>75261224
>until she went full Bernnie Sanders
What a dumb reason.

Shit fight

>fighting during Easter weekend
I hope you heathens burn in hell for watching this

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>>75261162
Except the 10000s of times the little chinks couldn't keep the guys in the ring. I did like soccer kicks while holding the ropes from Wandy though.

>julian edelman fighting

>>75261227
it takes too much time to actually get good at it and its hard to find a non meme coach

I think Ballet helps just as much

>>75261247
he is 5"8 and would fuck you up beyond repair, he also makes delicious burgers

>>75261160
this is the power of mighty manlet, there was this thread asking people if they wanted DJ to lose, and tons replied that they don't care either way

the guy is an insomnia killing machine

Stephens is just too old and battle-worn.

new octagon girl has a perfect body but a weird face. i think her tits are real too

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>>75261261
yet if this was WMMA everyone would be losing their shit

>>75261247

Exaclty, I know you Brazilians are all midget micro penis kuks, but he'd never be able to leave the Brazlian Serie B

He'd be a nobody earning nothing

>>75261191
How much do you really earn as a low tier pro football player in Brazil? Here our lowest level of fully pro players earn the same salaries as office workers

>>75261227
Cause Nate exposed it at UFC 196

>>75261227
too many fighters damage their hardware while trying to upgrade their software

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>>75261270
I'll see you there, amigo

just end this fight already so I can watch Jacare get BTFO and that Jacarefag sperg kill himself

>>75261275
I see him always posting Famous Burger on FB and I'm tempted to fly to Rio now

I hope stephens gets the decision just because this bum is fighting this way fucking embarassing

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>>75261270
>le rise from the dead after 3 days man

I prefer DBZ lore.

Moicano pulling a REEM

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>google Jeremy Stephens

Who?

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>>75261258
She went from martial artist to commie. Lol her faggot "boxing" coach ruining her career.

/heem/ is done

>>75261279
It's so fucking funny when the crowd clearly starts leaving in the middle of his fights.

He's a good fighter, but fuck I just don't care about him or the division.

I'm more excited for the womens fight than I am for the main event.

>"who?"
>"google jeremy stephens"

t-thanks 209

>google Jeremy Stephens
BASED ANIK KNOWS

>>75261257
He does meme training resorts in Thailand where rich cunts pay him huge amounts

>le running away brazilian man

OUTSKILLED

he should lose for literally running away

30-27 Moicano

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>>75261285
Never seen a female hit as hard as either of these guys

pray for a shaubless companion

>bowing down like a bitch
>stephens couldnt give a fuck and just stands there

STEPHENS NO

But sure, I guess Moicano """"""won"""""

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Jeremy "I'm the real hardest hitting 145 pounder" Stephens

Literally Cruz' yes man that he hasn't ditched yet

>>75261295
Depends what you mean by pro.
Most if not all teams are broke and there are like fourth division state regional teams that won't even pay minimum wage.

29-28 mecano maybe even 30-27

Cut the br

>>75261350
Schaub is the best part though

29-28 Stephens

The Brazilian was running for 2 rounds.

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>>75261324
>that pic

>>75261349
she has a fat pussy

>>75261359
I was a Stephens fan til he was suddenly cruz's best friend on embedded.

My boy Mas gonna fuck up the human backpack

>>75261336
>>75261343
>>75261358
If it was McMeme you would be all over his dick

should i just post the picks now? kek theres no need for this decision

>>75260848
awful fight.

UFC needs to do something about these runners. Probably point reduction or someshit. This new meta is boring.

>>75261295
Aldo was pretty good and would probably have played at Liverpool or some other 2nd tier british team

>>75261394
He has been at Alliance MMA for years casual

>>75261387
Is what you have to do against genetic punching power

Like reem against hunt

Stephens is now forever who the fook is that guy.

AHAHAHAHAHA

lmao this crowd I fucking love Kansas City now

>split decision
>boos

30-27 hue

>>75261401
>LE RUNNING AWAY AND LOOKING AT THE CLOCK MAN

bad call.

Moicano was pulling a Conor.

>>75260906
No, he's Korean

way to go Moicano you literally have no fans

>>75261312
>File name
I've seen that shit for years...never gets old.

>>75260905
Thats Ethan Hawke.

ALL THOSE PICKS LMAO

Surprised by that fight
Damn bullshit did not expect Stephens to lose


My picks gone already

>run away for 2 rounds
>win
so THIS is the power of brazilian jiu jitsu

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>>75261415
lol no

*dabs*

HUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEHUEHUEHUEHUHE

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>>75261401

Still salty over the whole Aldo thing eh?

I agree moicano won but you'll never get any fans fighting like that.

>>75261415
I hope Aldo decapitates Halloway

How the fuck could you give Stephens two rounds

*dabs*

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IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>>75261374
100% THE BEST no doubt my man for sure gotta have schaub

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HEW THE FOOK IS THAT GUY GOOFED MY PICK

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>>75261392
Yeah, his name is Josh

Why is Woodley always wearing ugly sunglasses

>crowd 'reaction' to 'champ'

STOP

POST YOUR WALKOUT SONG

youtube.com

>>75261340
OUTRAN

>>75261415
Cut this shit already. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

mainevent on next

Jacare is gonna merk this fucker

Robbed by the judges.

Though tbf Stephens shouldn't be going 3 rounds with someone like this.

I done gooft

>that literal no reaction for Woodley

LOL I'm 0-3 in predictions now

reminder that if Holloway beats Aldo then Jose's entire legacy is rendered moot

JACAPOO

>>75261445
>chase a guy for 2 rounds and land nothing whilst being taken down, kicked and jabbed in the face
>"he should win"

>>75261461
Round 2 and 3 seemed pretty blatant to me.

>Running away and teeping

>>75261472
what would it be like being in bed with her?

>she tries some jew jitsu
>i reverse and get the mount
>start ground and pounding her

>THE STATE OF HEEM PICKS

>>75261472
Please post more hot Karatehottie pics

are your alligator emojis ready heem?

>>75261453
That fight needs to happen again. They're both clearly the best two fights south of 170 and we all missed out.

>inb4 Khabib and Tony fans get mad

Is Jacare not even comain?

What an insult!

>>75261477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk

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JacaGOAT about to make a lot of manlet losers sad.

>>75261492
i picked every fight and im 6-4

but 0-2 in ones i had bets on

;-;

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>>75261463
>mfw I will actually win this

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>>75261463
>7 picks left with 3 fights to go

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>>75261466
no one really talks like that

I'm at the event and Just saw Woodley tell the cameraman to put him on TV or else he'd scream racism

Was that good judging? I took a wicked shit and missed alot.

The jacaroid meme ENDS TONIGHT

Chasing losses with Jacare LMAO

>win fight
>still get cut from the UFC

>>75261501
But people pay to see SWANGIN AND BANGIN.

W O O D L E Y
O
O
D
L
E
Y

>>75261477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

yea we get it ronaldo you're an alligator can't wait for you to get heemed with your stupid alligator movements

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>>75261493

Also literally had that broken look during the face offs he had facing Mcgoof in the Octogon, until someone threw the monkey a football and suddenly he was happy

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>>75261349
she looks disgusting in that pic, her breasts remind me of some lesbo who used to be very hot, then she became terrible as a butch dyke

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>>75261477

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpN45-bC1zY

>>75261408
It's not their fault Stephens was swinging every punch to take his head off. BR didn't need to do anything, Jeremy threw like 2 combinations the whole fight. Legitimately tried to lead from the outside jab zone with an uppercut. He deserves the loss, UFC should just have him fight another FW who swings like a maniac.

I JUST WANT JACARE STUPID BLACK ASIAN FACE TO GET SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

>>75261477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSURhdNe-gs

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RIGHT HERE

REAL FIGHT FAN

Won 30 on Smith and 10 on Renato

>>75261493
>fighting Aldo
>in Brazil

Lel good luck m8

Brazil will go 3-0 tonight
USADA when?

Don't understand how Moicano won the last two rounds.

>>75261551
No stephens lost every round.

>>75261049
Butterbean is my fightfu

>>75261586
BASED BRAZIL

>>75261550
kek

Just got home, lads.
Which fights from this card do you recommend so far for me to catch up?

Jacare will lose in a stupid fashion
quote me after its over

>>75261463
Coral Springs here.

lol everyone picking literally who man.

Time for Whittaker let's go!

>>75261472

He looks like a budget Schaub

>>75261574
All MMA wimmin look disgusting, including Gina, Ronda, Tate, Joanna, Karolina, Paige, and Waterman

Women's bodies weren't meant for this sport.

Stephens just decimating my bets...T-Thanks

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>>75261589

Good taste, party and bullshit is still better for walkout

>>75261477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeaHq58ehs8

EZ

>>75261617
literally none of them

Maia would school Jacare on the mat

The jacare meme ends here

This fight will get me to 1-3 in predictions

PREP yourselves for the best MW in the world.

That's right JACARE SOUZA is up next.

Time for JacaPoop to get flushed

Come on Whittaker, pls kill the junglemonkey

>>75261566
Conor would fight him if he was a star, crocodile boots and hat would look fly af.

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>>75261226

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>>75261617

Literally none, in fact, I envy you

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>8 fight contract

>>75261638
Ya finna about to go 0-4

>>75261617

Not this kart one with stephens. Also, why lads when Brazil? Eng expat inhueland?

>anderson silva is #7 ranked

THE STATE OF MW DIVISION

>>75261617
smith vs sanchez
elliot vs smolka

>>75261617
Smith vs sanchez
Doocanwa vs black guy
Elliot vs smolka

>>75261463
JUST

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>>75261634

You're fucking retarded. Jacare would man fuck old man Maia

Feeling nervous for my boy.

Put this pikey away lad.

Why are Brazilian men so monstrously ugly?

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>>75261574
ssshh just dreams now

>>75261617
Smolka vs Elliot was good desu

That Brunson/Whittaker fight was so funny
Legit made me laugh

>>75261634
Werdum would school both

Werdum>Jacare>Maia

>>75261586
What kind of Asian is Jacare?

>>75261627
Gina looks great though, same for Karolina and Yankova, even the polski gremlin looks alright at times. Michelle has a really weird body, she looks inflated or something at times

>>75260848
manuwa is my low-key boy

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>>75261663

I remember when he was #P4P and an unstoppable force who would have the best chance against JBJ :(

Tj webm?

Tyron webm?

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Can't see how Whittaker can win this fight, but he's still my boy

A major /heem/ meme is on the line here.

Jacarefags about to get rekt

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>>75261162
Nobody has a clue how to cut the cage off, but even if they did an octagon doesn't really have corners you can pin your opponent into.

Russian hybrid is best desu

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>>75261463
if jacare loses, there's only 1 pick left

I FUCKING hate bro brogan

No reason to still have this Matt Serra looking fucker around now we have actual fighters who are good enough commentators

Stick to your podcast you stupid bald cunt

>>75261662
... are you having a stroke?

>>75261670

Not sure if serious... I schooled Gunny like he was a chump, Maia has the best Jits in all UFC

>>75261697
Frank Mir would school all three

im hyped for this
who HYPED?

Jacare looking JUSTED tho

>>75261718
shut up, nerd.

Can't believe this isn't comain

why am I hearing dubstep on my tv I thought that died 8 years ago

>>75261691
Did you get lost on your way to the cricket thread? Yeah no idea why people watch it either.

Jokearoid is getting heemed.

Michelle Waterson is one of my favorite fighters. But there's something about her face that's very... porny? Is that just me fetishizing Asian women?

Jacare by submission is like free money.

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>>75261726

>Gunny
>Comparing stupid fuck Gunny to Jacare

Not sure if I should be mad that you were born stupid.

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>>75261705
>ywn hold her in her prime
feel bad man

>>75261681
Race Mixing.

>>75261705
Lets be honest, the only chance Silva would have aggainst Jones was if it was a boxing match
Jones wrestling would fuck him up way too hard, im glad it never happened
But i have a feeling that with these stupid matches happenings they will make Silva x GSP and Silva x Jones if he ever comes back

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>>75261681
shut up, i look good

Jacare getting head kicked into living death is the only thing that can save this card.

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-WME bows to Jacare
-In contact with interdimentional beings
-Possess psychic-like BJJ abilities
-Controls the middleweight division with an iron but fair fist
-Owns Boxing &Jiu-jitsu gyms globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient Rickson blood line
-Will bankroll the first UFC in the Jungle (Jacareland will be be the Arena)
-Own 99% of DNA and TRT research facilities on Earth
-First fighter babies will in all likelihood be Jacare babies
-Said to have 215+ fight IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & matrix-mode Anderson Silva
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two long arms clapping toghter in an alligator-like motion bringing an era of enlightenment and unprecedented submissions with them
-He owns Nanoaçaí R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Jacares inside you right now
-Jacare is in regular communication with Dana White forwarding the word of every fighter to the UFC. Who do you think set up the meeting between Mcgregor & Mayweather (First meeting between two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged Dana’s first trip to WME headquarter in history literally a few days later to the Jacare bunker in Vila-Velha?
-He got his brown belt in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Jacare. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Jacare
-He is about 27 times ADCC champion, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is infinitely world champion, submitting anyone in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope his a benevolent fighter.

TYBJ

>>75261728
Josh barnett dispatches all 4 within minutes

>>75261752
yes

>>75261681
They are not ugly. They are manly, very masculine looks (referring to Jacare, Aldo, etc.) You just have a feminine opinion.

Why the fuck is the Jacare fight on before Waterson/Rose?

This forced WMMA meme is getting on my tits.

>BtFags in the U.K. have to endure an ad for Pierce Brosnan's new to show where he hilariously attempts a Texan accent
>2017
What has life become lads?

Time to get drunk

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>>75261718
Lol stay mad cunt. He's been with the mobsters who used to own UFC from the beginning. Fear must be a factor for you.

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>>75261626

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>>75261681
what did you say

When does RIZIN start senpaitachi?

Diego is doing his own fight commentary lmao

Man Jacare is so sold I'm surprised he can have so much fan like this

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Would you date a qtp2t Filipina?

>>75261776
>weeb
>BR monkey
>good looks

O AM I LAFFIN

>>75261735
Alright Joe you stupid fucking Manlet cunt

Jesus fuck why do so manny lawyers advertise on fox?

>>75261781
>Controls the middleweight division with an iron but fair fist

Is that why he got rekt by Yoel?

>>75261752
That mole under her chin. She is seriously fucking hot and I don't even like Asian women

>>75261656
seriously are brazilians retarded or does ed soares pull some slick business shit i don't know about? i remember anderson signing a 10 fight one before his weidman fight

>>75261698
He is like half native, brazilian natives really look like asians
he could probably have some japanese blood also, since Brazil got the biggest japanese pouplation outside Japan

>>75261656

It's a shame contract. They can negotiate every fight to pay you less and cut you at any time. Such a one sided deal is why Conor will win in court and fight Floyd, and the Chinese investors in ufc will never recover the 4.2 billion. Contracts in conflict with the American right to competition in business btfo.

> t. Lawfag
> t. Seen this before with nfl, only way you get away with shit contracts is having a players union on paper back up a zillion shit contracts, ufc does not have ths, btfos soon cap it

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>>75261774

I know he would have gotten taken down and fucked up, Silvas only chance would be a nasty flash KO. But at one point in time, he was thought to be the best chance to beat JBJ.

I give the man props though, Silva has been closer to finishing Cormier then AJ has in 2x fights.

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>yfw Blasian jitz man gets shadow realmed

>>75261718
The way he talks pisses me off more and more every week.

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I can't wait to taste all the salt when Jacare subs this goof.

Literally can't wait. I know it's only a few minutes away but it feels like it's far away.

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>>75261752
too much lady boy thai porn desu

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Text discount code JACARE for a free potato canoe (with the purchase of a Famous Burger, not available at all locations, limit one per customer)!

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>Just remembered the other 2 fights are wmma and mighty manlet

Getting the strong feeling that perhaps at the end of the day after the dust has settled that maybe just maybe all things considered it could be a very real possibility that this "SPORT" is not for me.

>>75261783
Carlos Newton gogoplatas Barnet in seconds

>>75261839
Souza is the favourite isn't he

Damn Jacare got usadad hard. Looks soft af

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>>75261781
Thanks for the quick rundown.

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>>75261805

Her body makes up for her fucked up smile.

Would anal with.

>>75261841
Is this the Boxtrolls sequel?

>>75261854
well duh

>>75261723

Nah, having a drink and posting before checking what the phone autocorrect did. So, eng expat in hueland?

Imagine hating le Crocodile Submission man
Imagine being that casual

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Poopare about to get starched lmaoooo