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crybaby wondertwink "fan" edition

Main card (FOX, 8 p.m. ET)
Demetrious Johnson vs. Wilson Reis
Rose Namajunas vs. Michelle Waterson
Ronaldo Souza vs. Robert Whittaker
Jeremy Stephens vs. Renato Moicano

Preliminary card (FOX, 6 p.m.)
Alexander Volkov vs. Roy Nelson
Tom Duquesnoy def Patrick Williams via tko rd 2
Rashid Magomedov def. Bobby Green via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Tim Elliott def. Louis Smolka via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)

Preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass, 4 p.m.)
Devin Clark def. Jake Collier via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-26)
Anthony Smith def. Andrew Sanchez via KO (strikes) at 3:52 of R3
Aljamain Sterling def. Augusto Mendes via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Zak Cummings def. Nathan Coy via submission (guillotine) at 4:21 of R1
Ketlen Vieira def. Ashlee Evans-Smith via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 30-27)
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>America wants to nuke THIS
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Brendan Schaub is God
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>>75259131
Thanks
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Cody would sleep dookiememe so hard
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he didnt live up to the hype
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Brian Stann BTFO
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>>75259154
Jesus that was terrifying. He did that to Cro Can. Imagine what he would've done to Fraudor.
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>>75259177
He just won his first UFC fight, he isn't about to fight Cody any time soon.
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>black """"men"""" tonight

is it the kansas city air? Hopefully it won't affect mighty mouse, I hear he's white anyway
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>>75259184
Thanks man
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some people need this
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CANT wait for TJ to destroy that neck tattoo loser.
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>tonight is gonna be non-stop /pol/ and shawb posting

if thats what its gonna be tonight then im out
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I reckon Roy Nelson is gonna retire if he loses this fight
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>>75259184

badass
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>>75259197
>>black """"men"""" tonight
But we're up 2-1 you gimp

Maybe next week you'll have better luck
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>>75259212
Woodley lost the 2nd fight. He's a paper champion. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>75259166
I want to cock nuke his batty hole
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not impressed with dooCANwa 2bh
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Fuck yes Roy
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>>75259226
can he really afford to though
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>>75259230
>we
>implying
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>>75259232
>Woodley lost the 2nd fight

Ferr sure wonderboy was tagging him with some nice teeps and octagon control my dude.
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Roy Nelson has a blobby belly
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Ivan Drago master race communist vs Fat Trump supporter

Wonder who is gonna win this one?
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>>75259249
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>>75259232

In that fight, the only statement less accurate than "woodley won" is "Thompson won"
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lil heathen is going to heem the hue
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You saw Stipe tap right bro?
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>LIKE IF U AGREE

what a faggot
Go back to youtube, germany
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Who is this volkov character
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Volkov going to sleep
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>>75259232
for sure these are some killer strikes my guy
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Nelsons breathing heavy just walking out here.
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Been enjoying doing minimum stake accumulators with my predictions on lately

At the worst I lose 10p
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>>75259184

fan of Van Damme, I guess...
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Make sure you enjoy the first 30s of the fight before both fighters are gassed out
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Is Tom Dookainwah our great white hope?
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lets see how /heem/ does tonight
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>>75259287
Split decisioned Timothy Johnson, all you need to know
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roy is gonna get out worked
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>>75259249
Nah, every other TV commercial, TV show, and movie rams sjw propaganda down my throat.
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American commercials are fun to watch
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Give Roy your energy for one(possibly last) more overhand right! \o/
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>>75259309
Good work picksdude
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>>75259317
Wow Roy sure destroyed this guy
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>Roy Nelson vs. Alexander Volkov

The most American name vs the most Russian name.
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Am I the only person who heard the old black grandads coach say

"Patrick, that's the toughest it will get" at the end of Rnd 1

NO FUCKING SHIT M8
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>>75259184
Puuutaainnn ouaaaai meeerde !!!
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>>75259249
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>>75259309
Whats the goofs?
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just a lil heeminder
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>>75259340
Volkov sounds like a pokemon
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>>75259237
shan't
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>>75259327
The tradition is to post burgers for Roy
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>>75259340
Remove
u
s
k
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>>75259354
going with the classic dana goof
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FULL BELLEH

FULL BELLEH
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who else hyped for the co-main?
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This will end in the 1st
They're gonna have time to pad
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>>75259320
its because seeing a commercial with a black guy and a white woman is "sjw" to you, the nike hijab is "sjw", you dont understand that companies want to sell products to everyone, not only your redneck ass
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A KUNG FU FIGHTER
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>that pop for Roy

God bless america
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if Volkov got on the horse meat program he could be like 300lbs
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He's fat. And a Punk. He had nothing for Lewis and has nothing for Volkov. Hope Roy gets heemed.
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>>75259390
nice
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>>75259309
What's the point of this shit anyway? Tons of goofs make 10+ picks, shits meaningless.
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
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I watch BTsports only because of the ad sounds
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Roy Nelson owns
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wtf why is this Fight Night card stacked? A different Main Event fight and it would be PPV quality.
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>roy nelson is a man! HE'S 40!

kek anik is so based
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>>75259413

>That spinal curve

He'd be atleast 2 inches taller if he fixed his posture
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hope roy nelson dies in the octagon
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THAT'S A BIG BOI
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>>75259398
I hope Karate Hottie wins and gets a titleshot. P4P best looking
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>>75259425
how does that make it less fun? everyone only cares about their own pick anyway
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FUUUUUULLLLL BELLLYYYYYYYYYY
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Volkov looks huge
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Big country KOd some cans on his day
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those are some big guys
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>>75259432

because it's a FOX card. not an FS1 card. FOX cards are stacked.
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lol, here comes Roy the (((Kung-Fu))) fighter.
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USA vs Russia
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>>75259454
Karolina is hotter
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>>75259454
She isn't even that hot
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looks like that's it for Roy Nelson's career 2bh familia, too many losses and he has been very underwhelming in his last fights
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Volkov has HW legs with a MW upper body
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USA! USA! USA!
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>>75259491
Kung fu is Jewish?
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>>75259493
Thickenzie is thiccer
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>>75259493
Not even close

>>75259503
Only if you're gay
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>There are people in this thread under 6ft tall

HAHA, EVERY SECOND OF YOUR LIFE IS KEK
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Volkov has such a weird build
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>>75259511
He fell for the SS meme
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Nelson trying the same shit he did with Black Beast

So boring.
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>>75259526

Poast moaar
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>>75259503
shes a 9 desu
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>State of lanklets
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>>75259526
would plow
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oh look its a 1 round of two big idiots hugging then 2 rounds of fuck all because said big idiots are too tired to move
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>Roy Nelson "athletic"

He should be fighting at middleweight
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>>75259131

Who is the new UFC girl ?
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>>75259553
Russian PEDs
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>nelson doing shitloads
>ref: "hurr do something"
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Is nelson elite?
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>>75259526

Good ass, got anymore?
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GIVE NELSON YOUR ENERGY \O/
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Volkov needs this. HW needs more young blood and Nelson is probably close to being done.
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10-10 desu
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Awesome way to finish the round
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SPICEY
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>>75259586
Her name is Brooklyn I think
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>15 seconds left

OK LETS START FIGHTING WHOOOO

>BEEEEEP
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>>75259595
gatekeeper at best
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>>75259611
pew pew pew
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Dan's a fucking disgrace of a ref
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Fuck Volkov has a chin
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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LET THEM BANG
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I read a conspiracy that the Ufc won't let Big Country use his high level jujitsu. Hmmm
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>it's another heavyweight fight goes the distance episode
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lmao i love seeing fat unprofessional fighters get brain damage. im really going to enjoy fat cunts next fight lol
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dan triggered about based country btfo big cuck mccucky
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Imagine being 6'7" and still getting ragdolled by a manlet.
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holy spice

volkov dumb for falling into that type of fight though
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>>75259632
He seems good to me
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Roy didn't do anything. And if you say the stand up was bad you need to heem yourself.
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>american fighter
>fat

pottery
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Volkov won the first round
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WATCH IT ROY, THEY'RE AFTER YOUR LUCKY CHARMS
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>not even a brazilian fighter
>"uh vai morrer" intensifies

WTF
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>>75259676
>brazillian fighter
>poosada'd

poterry
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OFFICIAL THREAD SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4
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>>75259676
Casual idiot
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The referee is ruining this fight, fuck off cunt they are working
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Volkov has some nice combinations
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>fat guy fighting
>suddenly crowd chants USA
pottery
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roy about to land an overhand right on this poor lanky bastard
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Fight Pass is a piece of shit
Constantly cuts, doesn't let you rewind if it does because the shitty flash player only has what it's played buffered
You have to refresh teh page to see what you missed during the damn freezes
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>>75259676
>Brazeew used to have 4 UFC champs at one time pre-USADA
>Now they only have 1
>Women's BW

What happen to you brazeew?
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Put a tenner on Roy by ko

It's gonna go the distance
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>>75259694
true they dont even have a single good fighter anymore

nothing without drugs
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>>75259699

Hahahaha, this makes the fight 300% more interesting
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>>75259622
Yeah Brooklyn Wren apparently. Couldn't find much though.
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Americans would be taller if we had more Nordic and Slav genes instead of shitty british and irish genes
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>>75259716
its just you
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>>75259676
>Brazilian
>doesn't know what peak performance looks like
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this russian is fuckin huge
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Big Country looks like typical Ozark white hillbilly
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>>75259708
kek
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Thought this guy would only fight Conor?
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Roy getting jabbed up
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heavyweight fights shouldnt go passed round 1
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>>75259716
Fight pass on a web browser is shit for me when I watch it on the computer but works perfectly fine in the app on my phone which is annoying
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>>75259694
>>75259701
>>75259720
>>75259735
wew
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>ivan drago vs. gimli in the off-season
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this big country guy is pretty overweight huh fellas?
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>>75259732
Just happened again ffs I can barely watch this piece of shit how ass illegal streams work better stupid flash player in 2017
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>>75259777
Kek
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>>75259764
agreed
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>Roy Nelson: 5'11
>Volkov 6'0

lmao amerimanlets
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which one is the british stream lads. always the most comfy
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Does Roy know taking jabs will cause him to lose the round?
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Country is fucking GASSED
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>Not playing the Rocky IV Training Montage over the final round

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4
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>>75259612
the gate will be keeped get over it
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HW is the worst division in the UFC
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>>75259781
>look like shit
>50/50
>wresltefuck
>get tired 2 minutes in
>assaults staff
no wonder dana hates his ass
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*gets hit in the face*

OwO whats this
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>>75259773
same
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>>75259781
He's a BIG guy I would say
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>>75259783

>Not being able to afford BT Sport
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>roy nelson is 6ft tall
>somehow Volkov is like two heads taller than him

wtf this guy should be playing baskeball not fighting
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Heavyweight fighters need to be exempted from USADA for the sake of the division
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what a horrible fight/

>>75259773
Yeah mobile apps tend to work better but its a tiny screen
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Roy down 2 rounds
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>>75259797
>0-2 in World Wars
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>>75259758
That's quite good kek
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>be massive russian
>entire gameplan is jab and run
He'll win this but never go far
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Big cuntry better fucking win this shit or my backup acca is fucked

The French hypejob already fucked my proper acca up by winning
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>>75259730
Economist here, irish in 18th and 19th century before famine were actually observably taller than english, scottish and welsh (see east india company records), i guess you got cursed with famine heights
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>>75259808
02200cafaf713242bc75b8e67bddf93eca66c9d7

btsport
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is the Muay Thai stance with rounded upper back the most /fa/ fighting stance?
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Suddenly Cruz and some uncle tom, 206 pounds nigga
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i haven't been paying attention well enough. when did dc get there?
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Volkov got those sweet child bearing hips
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>>75259814

YEs

Its time
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>>75259797
>Germany's best fighter is Dennis Siver

Dennis

Siver
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TEEP
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USA USA USA
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why isnt cruz there? stann is ass

anik dc cruz was so good last time they did it
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Just dropped on Whittaker/Waterson/Mouse, how fucked am i lads/??
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>>75259846

I have never been in a world war
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>>75259871
Just now, in between rounds.
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Are Roy's leg kicks elite?
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This just proves that even if you're 6'7" if you don't know how to fight you'll get heemed by someone better than you.
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where the fuck did DC come from? he wasnt commentating before right?
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>Volkov lost to Cheick Kongo
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>>75259865
i dont get it
post pics of this
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Roy's done lads, he can't beat this who, Dana is gonna fire his ass
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>>75259871
Just now in the 3rd round
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>>75259879
Teep tapped
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*teeps*
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>>75259866
I don't want to see DC fight or analyze fights ever again 2bh
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>>75259817

W145 < 125 < HW < W115 < 145 < 135 < 170 < 205 < 155 < 185
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Roy retires after the fight ?
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>literally just circle away until the fat man gets tired from walking after you

next level russian strats
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>DC out of nowhere

lmao what
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>>75259836

Nelson looks 5'9 and Volkob looks 6'3
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*Flicks a cheeky jab then exits to the left*
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>>75259901
Volkov isn't exactly dominating either. He is getting hits but nothing strong to damage Nelson. He wins by decision, but he will get destroyed if he enters top 10 territory
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>DC

wut
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>>75259888
that you've won
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>>75259925

oh. and W135 between 135 and 170
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>>75259863

m8 I'm not sending you bitcoin
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This fight is a perfect representation of America vs russiya
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Schaub BTFO by based Anik
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Reminder that Shob had already been KO'd by now.
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Lol swab BTFO
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>>75259896
no he just showed up randomly
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nelson needs to retire
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why are fat people allowed in the ufc
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Schaub BTFO
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SCHAUB MENTIONED
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>SWEB GETTING BLOWN OUT IN 2017

HAHAHAHA
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>fat midget loses against fit giant

What a surprise
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>>75259961

stop roleplaying as a country, fatlet.
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>slob namedrop
lol
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>>75259996
>flag
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Volkov has NO BALLS
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>kansas city cheering for a fatass

lmao
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Coral Springs on pooicide watch
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Reminder than Jon Jones has a 12 inch advantage over DC and will be the same result as this fight
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>Another gassed white fighter
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Brandem Schuawb
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Prelims have been a bit shit haven't they lads
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>>75259817
>LHW over WW

lmao?
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Volkov collecting the paycheck
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Roy wins due to timidity of opponent.
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North Korea just tested a nuke so WW3 is about to begin lads

It was nice knowing you all
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30-27 Russian
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Big Country needs to go to Bellator. He can't win in the UFC anymore.
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how are you a HW if you can't get a KO?
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RENT
FREE
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>>75260031
No they've all been good
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big fatty will retire
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>>75259996

>a cuckmany poster in my thread

leave pls
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>>75260038
they'll do nuttin
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>>75260031

Does everyone know what time it is
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Jon Anik is to commentating what Joe Rogan is to comedy.

Shut your mouths you degenerate haters. Schaub is God.
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shamefur dispray pls lose decision
>>
roy is getting too old for this shit
>>
Reminder that there should be a fucking bodyfat % limit in the heavyweight division
>>
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>>75260026
Hey pussy are you still there ?
>>
>>75259852
He could've easily kicked him in the face.
>>
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>>75259899
Not that guy but I think he means something like this
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>>75260043
he shoulda went on a diet long ago he could be 155 by now
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>>75260026
>Reminder than Jon Jones has a 12 inch advantage over DC

Not if DC gets his hands on that advantage and swallows it.
>>
>>75260052
Have you watched HW boxing lately?

It is the weirdest looking shit
>>
>Fat man raises hands
>>
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Really wanna see Bones make him cry again
>>
Nelson should consider retirement
he can knock anyone out, but it's becoming a scoring game and he can't last past the first round
>>
MUH PICKS
>>
>>75260070
So Anik is shit?
>>
29-28 Roy

Octagon control. Lanklet was stalling.
>>
>rednecks mad as fuck they're speaking Russian

This is hilarious
>>
>>75260043
Arlovski and Nelson are both done, UFC is just running them through a razor blade factory so they can finish those contracts as soon as possible.
>>
>>75259852
Roy isn't easy to KO but the Ruski looked horrible.
>>
>booooooooooooo

Fedor would probably be booed with our Russian relations right now
>>
Was this fight what a war between Trump and Putin would look like?
>>
>>75260090
Is there a video for this somewhere?
>>
>>75260058
No I've been watching
You can't fool me this time.
>>
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>>75260038
Why would WW3 start? China is the only one on Best Korea's side, and they aren't going to war over them.
>>
>Roy thought he won

Lol
>>
>big country thought he had a 30-27 decision

lmao
>>
>fat american midget
>tall strong russian ubermensch

What did you expect
>>
>>75260112
Hahahahaha
>>
this ruski fights like the lanklets on UFC 2
>>
>>75260111
Yes that was my point. Fuck Anik.
>>
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nice start to the night
>>
english should be a prerequisite for the ufc fuck
>>
>>75260131

Because NK are about to nuke SK
>>
*Teeps and jabs fat belleh*

Imagine if Roy lost all that puppy-fat
>>
>>75260031
GUYS AGREE WITH ME
>>
i bet that translator is really good at computer games
>>
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>>75260125

Trump would step on Putin
>>
>>75260101
>guy who just cheated the other day to make weight talking about anyone cheating

this is why this corny fat queer is unlikable
>>
>it's a translator has 100x more personality than the fighter episode
>>
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>>75260132
>>75260135
he thought he won again werdum years ago too
>>
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IT'S OVER AMERICA, DROP YOUR WEAPONS
>>
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>>75260147
>goofing themselves on an optional pick
>>
>Joey B with TJ

Urijah is gonna be mad
>>
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>when "Teenage Wasteland" hits
>>
Are Joey B and Silly Dilly still boys? They looked a bit tense there
>>
>>75260038
rip lads

its been fun
>>
Roy's belly is about to be so bruised tomorrow when he wakes up
>>
So is it guaranteed that Roy is getting sent to bellator?
>>
lmao did Roy really believe he won
>>
AUDIENCE WEBMS PLEASE
>>
Keep forgetting how good the main card is
>>
>is there anybody you want next?
>whatever the ufc puts in front of me

everytime
>>
>>75260043
He can win if he doesn't wrestle. His new wrestling strategy fails. He doesn't get the takedown and then gasses himself out so he can't land the overhand.
>>
>it's another Who the fook is that guy heeming someone episode
>>
JEREMY "WHO THE FOOK IS THAT" STEPHENS
>>
>>75260160
Prime granite chin Roy losing the puppyfat and going to LHW. What a timeline
>>
>>75260165
trump is an obese 70 year old, putin does judo
>>
J A C A R E
>>
>>75260147
Nelson shouldn't be on; this is prelims. And not everyone picked that fight.
>>
>>75260141
tfw only got the ps3 ufc where the ground game doesn't work until everyone's gassed
>>
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>>75260154
That wouldn't start a world war. You need multiple countries fighting multiple countries to constitute that.
>>
>>75260154
How? Are they going to mail it in? Their rockets are shit and parading an old ICBM doesn't really prove anything.
>>
>>75260227
it was an optional pick
>>
>>75260184
Faber is gonna pop a blood vessel if Cruz joins them
>>
>>75260116

They're west coast cucks my dear boy
>>
Who tf is that guy bout to lose to an undefeated future goat
>>
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>>75260178
>ducking picks
>>
Roy is 3-7 in his last ten fights
>>
>>75260212
He weighs 260 dude. He can't make LHW, but if he fought at a lighter weight at 240, which is where most elite HWs fight, he'd be top 5 right now.
>>
>>75260203
He goes for the takedown because all he has is the right hand and people just stick and move on him
>>
>>75260232

>Serbia going to war with Austria wont start WW1
>Germany invading Poland wont start WW2

This is you
>>
CONTROVERSAL OPINION
Reis is going to lose
>>
Based Christian Russian winning for Easter
>>
>>75260207
>stephens has heemed 1 guy in like the past 4 years
>>
>>75260154
WHAT

SOMEONE SAVE HYUNA HURRY
>>
Cheeky tenner on Wilson Haysh by submission yeh
>>
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>>75260227
i listed it as optional but will be goofed. everyone was aware of that
>>
>>75260263
his stomach alone is like 50 pounds ofcourse he could make LHW
>>
>>75260232
North Korea is one impulse decision away from fucking the world over and they're too stupid to realize it
>>
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>french hypejob fucks my main acca
>Big cunt fucks my backup acca
>Only bet I have left is Reis
>>
>>75260279
>Russian
>Christian

Pick one, Easter is a big deal for all
>>
The easy money bet is Waterson by Submission at 5/1
>>
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>>75260154
good kpop is shit and koreans are weird
>>
>>75260116
the midwest is where we hide all our dumb uggos
>>
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>>75260227
You goofed yourself for picking nelson in the first place. live with your choices
>>
why american commercials always have talking animals or some guy in a pig costume or so

are you guys into furfaggotry or what
>>
>>75260311
>Bet on yuge underdogs
>Surprised when they lose
>>
*teeps*
>>
going to the corner shop, anyone want anything?
>>
>>75260285
I live in the past nigga
>>
>>75260312

Yeah sure thing.
>>
>Nelson will never lose the unneeded weight and be top 5 like he could

;-;
>>
Just put the kettle on, anyone fancy a nice cuppa?
>>
>>75260321
you just KNOW
>>
>>75260328
those are called italian-americans and i'd appreciate it if you stopped bullying them
>>
AUDIENCE WEBMS PLEASE
>>
>>75260321

schaub is so fucking boring holy shit.
>>
>>75260321
rundown of the left bog and blocked faced tiki masked bitch?
>>
can't wait to see whittaker lose. he has the most autistic celebrations when he wins
>>
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>>75260316

Correction, easiest money is Waterson to win by Submission and DJ to win in rounds 1-5

That's 11/1 on SkyBet
>>
>new commentator
>>
Jake Shields vs tanned alium
>>
>>75260345
One (1) Yoo-hoo chocolate beverage
>>
>that sweaty pit
disgusting
>>
>>75260406
Sounds legit awful
>>
>>75260272
WW1 was going ahead regardless of who was assassinated or if "Serbia goes to war with Austria".

Germany was invading multiple countries and eventually invaded an ally of the UK, forcing them to fight.

No one is going to side with N. Korea. No one.
>>
>>75260405
>>75260316
Waterson is going to be submitted
>>
>>75260345
get me a blue faygo
>>
>>75260330
Roy and tom were pretty much evens la'
>>
>>75259131
That porn guy who looks like ethan hawk was among the audience. WEBM pls.
>>
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>ywn be a Schaub bro by blood
Why even live?
>>
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JACARE
>>
>>75260355
if he even fought just a little bit smarter he could be top 5
>>
dc and cruz are comfy

Y/N
>>
Cormier is so likable if you never were a Jones homer
>>
>>75260433
China is Commie Korea's ally
>>
>>75260463
Y
>>
>>75260463
Y
>>
>>75260452
>ywn attend a benifit for the tim tebow foundation
>>
>>75260345
Cornetto
>>
>>75260463
Y
>>
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>DC's nose is still fucked

he's my boy but his voice is hilarious right now
>>
i haven't been on heem in a few months because it's been utter shite. but it's relatively nice tonight
>>
>>75260433

You're wrong
>>
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>>75260452
kill yourself pls

>>75260463
Y
>>
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>>75260272

>implying anyone (including China) gives enough of a shit about North Korea to come to their aid

What is likely to happen:

North Korea attacks South Korea with artillery, China abandons it and the U.S., Japan, and S. Korea gang up and beat the shit out of Kim Jung Un and his starving military and broken rockets
>>
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>The P4P #1 fighter is PPV poison
>>
>>75260470
China has had enough of N Korea.
>>
>>75260355
Nobody would care about Roy if he was another cookie cutter 240lb fucking porno addict
>>
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If this man loses. 99% of the picks are goofed
>>
>>75260345
>>75260483
Get me one too btw
>>
Are live UFC events fun to go to? Poorfag here I've never seen anything remotely like this in person
>>
>>75260466
he's corny and smug
>>
AUDIENCE WEBM
>>
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>>75260499
>>
>>75260463
Y
>>
>>75260463
Cruz Y
Cormier
N
>>
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>>75260499
heem is heem
>>
Is Rose actually any good?

I only know her for being the kinda hot girl who cut her hair just for the name gimmick
>>
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>>75260439

You do realise every one of Waterson's UFC fights have ended in a Submission win?

5/1 is literally printing money
>>
This card is so good
>>
>>75260543
Not really.
>>
>>75260463
Crus yes, DC no
>>
>>75260439
Lol
>>
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>>75260463

Yes, because of the autistic expertise of Dom.
>>
>>75260544
she always gives up position on the ground and does high risk takedowns like head and arm throws. it's a strong possibility she does something dumb and gets choked out.
>>
>>75260518
he's got a big ass head
>>
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>>75260523
Yes theyre very fun.
>>
Anik just called DC a "boy"
>>
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>>75260518
/heem/ always picks the first fight wrong
>>
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>DC get a hold of yourself big boy!
>>
>>75260565
thats why the movement is so important
>>
>>75260463
N
>>
>>75260523
saw GSP vs. serra 2 back in the day

was pretty hype
>>
>>75260518
jeremy's hairdo is very problematic
>>
Who?
>>
>>75260567
he's semi-arab so its no biggie
>>
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>>75260567
>>
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>>
Can DC beat Jones?

Be honest
>>
>>75260566
Weidman vs Rockhold?
>>
My boy gets this done

RIP Stephens
>>
Wtf this is on early tonight
>>
>>75260328
what are Brazilian commercials like? is it all bunda? I could get behind that
>>
So far tonight I'm 0/2 for the fights i picked

Feel like i might get them all wrong lmao
>>
>>75260607
>12 inch
>>
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>>75260608
Yes.
>>
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>>75260597
>>
How were the prelims? Any fights worth checking?
>>
I hope stephens shadow realms him
>>
>>75260604
Im definitely going TRT when I turn 40
>>
>>75260615
Fox, my man
>>
>american talking about "muh punches" vs a bjj guy

all money on the br
>>
>>75260563

Rose's ground game is so weak though, she got a super stat boost fighting against meme warrior PvZ who had zero ground game at all.

Outside of that fight her ground games been so weak, especially when she got schooled by Carla
>>
Who /Who/ here?
>>
LONG RANGEY
>>
>he can knock out anyone

Except for Frankie "Human Energizer Bunny" Edgar
>>
>>75260636
As always, yeah
But I don't think they were great overall
>>
>>75260636
The tim fight was great
>>
>>75260607
no.
>>
>>75260630
neat
>>
>>75260612
stop pretending random fighters are your boys
>>
>>75260607
Jones from OSP fight, yes. Jones from before, no.
>>
>i don't tko people i put their lights out
where have i heard him say this before?
>>
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>>75260615
To respect the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ on FOX.
>>
Reminder that Stephens KO'd RDA
>>
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>>75260663
Who?
>>
>>75260644
Waterson nearly got armbarred by Magana who is a certified can, I'm pretty sure Rose is better on the floor than her
>>
>>75260662
Only person beating nonpower lifting Jon is Gus
>>
>>75260661
Why would I do that?

I just have a lot of boys
>>
>>75260641
go get your testosterone levels tested now so they know how much juice to give you when your balls dry up
>>
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>>75260632
strange life you live if you actually think you're brendan schaub
>>
>>75260636
I enjoyed Magomedov vs Green. A lot of footwork, timing, feints and headmovement in it. Good fight if your not a just bleed fan. Then the Williams vs Duq was heemy.
>>
>>75260653
tbf he got nutshotted egregiously
>>
>>75260616
some carnival ones do have bunda
>>
>>75260684
>pretty sure Rose is better

dangerous assumption there. the only person rose outclassed recently is paige, who is a meme

rose is also a headcase
>>
>>75260653
And like 18 other people.
>>
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IT'S TIME FOR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>75260684
>pretty sure Rose is better on the floor than her
Lol
>>
>>75260674
What the fuck were they trying to accomplish?
>>
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>>75260693
What?
>>
>>75260636
Elliot vs Smolka was the spiciest roller in a while, and by far the best fight so far
>>
>>75260700
tbf you cant KO Frankie, closest anyone got was Gray and he got permasparked for his attempt
>>
Feels comfy watching American adverts
>>
>>75260693
Why is the black guy holding the belt?
>>
/heem/, I have a question

are brazilian or colombian chicas hotter?
>>
>>75260709
Better than Magana, I mean
>>
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>FOTN will be Waterson v Nama
>>
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION
Stephens will win
>>
>>75260636
Elliott vs Smolka was a spicy, active roll that was a ton of fun and Duquesnoy putting the hurt on Williams satisfied the need for bleed for the moment.
>>
Wheres the dude who did a rose Whittaker double?
>>
>>75260684
>>75260709
>>75260719

Listen to the Ameribros Britbro
>>
Stephens seems like that kid that always goes too far and hurts someone.
>>
>>75260771
When the night is over, remember this conversation
>>
>>75260740
Much better than your 24/7 gambling ads yeah?
>>
the card next Saturday will either be surprisingly spicy or a total snooze fest.

What would you bet?
>>
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>>75260755
this tbqh
>>
WHOOOOOOOOO win
>>
>>75260752
>brazilian chicas

Gonna have to be more specific.
>>
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RIGHT HERE
>>
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>>75260798
>>75260798
>>75260798
>>
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Right here, right here /heem/. The real hardest hitter at 145 pounds
>>
is jeremy stephens having a HUGE HOG just a rumour or was it finally confirmed?
>>
MIKE BRITAIN
>>
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>>75260788
Won't be betting on anything else after tonight
>>
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>>75260761
why does he smoke?
he is gnna gas
>>
>>75260788
I choose spice
>>
Cmon my boy Moicano
>>
who is this moicano character
>>
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>>75260723
pls find a pic of schaub where he doesn't look like a smug insurance salesman
>>
>>75260813
sinead o'connor?
>>
Anik calling Stann "Bry" is some cringy shit
>>
MOVE

>>75260848
>>75260848
>>75260848
>>75260848
>>
99.99% of people who say "only god can judge me" are giant tools
>>
>>75260873
You are a tool
>>
>>75260827
gimmie his kik i'll find out
>>
>>75260804
brazilian japanese girls are the hottest
>>
>>75259131
Op's a gay nigger
>>
>>75260788
>surprisingly spicy

i expect it to be spicy, ton of spicy matchups on the main card
>>
>>75260761
nice file name

made me kek
>>
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Why is Stephens reppin mexico colors?
>>
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>>75260904
This is truth.
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