OFFICIAL METS VS MARLINS GAMETHREAD

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I wonder when Rollins will stop shitposting in our threads

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>>75258295
Don't worry I'm in a good mood now that we've broken our losing streak

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>mfw he throws the first no-hitter of the season tonight

Guys a dodgers fan told me the mets are bad. Is there any truth to this?

sup guys. just grilled up some nathan's dogs and am ready to rock.

thats what i'm talkin bout. early lead.

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Can't even be mad about yesterday. 16 inning game. Losing by one run. Shit happens.

>tfw no qt Jackie day no hitter

>the artist formerly known as Mike Stanton

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>le dont play Conforto against leftys man

>>75258601
No dodgers fans are just salty because syndergaard is now better than kershaw

>reyes

dammit.

deport degrom

spectrum sports sucks

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well since everyone fell asleep.

Realmuto?

Fakermuto.

he-man joke gone awry i was working on last night but game ended before i could post it. kek.

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>degod heating up

At least 10 Ks tonight lads

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>no dingers so far

Mets baseball was a mistake

>7 Ks
wew

how'd the runs score?

>>75260818
the jays will give you based morales for literally any sentient being that can hit .250 for an entire season

>>75260964
random homers, back to back. ozuna and .. someone else.

god degrom needs to fucking get it together with pitchers. you can't always give up hits to these free outs

>>75261027
>9 Ks, 2 HRs
sounds like a scherzer statline

10 K's nice shit.

>degrom having a fantastic start
>losing

mets baseball

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>>75260776

How come no one's in the thread tonight? Normalfags too cool to shitpost on saturdays?

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successful bunt!

>>75261613
i duno, maybe they're busy trolling other threads. miamifags are never in here at all either. maybe pple are actually outside of the house? i duno.

>robles warming up

oh please fucking no.

I love triples

There's just no reason to stsrt conforto.

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>>75261865

11 K's for gedrom, this gon' be gud.

>>75262087
wtf am i dyslexic for.

degrom*

12 K's now wooooot

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jesus he is just mowing them down

13!!!!!

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>>75262172
fucking filthy

DeGoat

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i wonder if he comes out for the 9th

>>75262288
*8th

>that autistic kid behind the playe dabbing 20 times between pitches

ASS DRIBBLE

God bless that one fan sitting in the very corner of that section.

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BASED assdribble

Did Gary and Keith talk about why black kids don't like baseball yet?

>>75262652
No, but Gary literally listed all the black players on the teams in the beginning and said the giraffe's baby should be named Jackie

What contractual obligations does Ron have so he can't broadcast many games?

>trying to promote miami as a fun town with hot bitches everywhere when in reality it's a ghetto shithole

>>75262816
I think its just like Gary does them all, Keith and Gary do like 50% of the games, but those 50 are either both of them or one of them.

>>75262833
Reminds me of Vegas. Like yeah its fun as fuck if you're rich. But if youre poor enjoy staying at the Motel 8 next to the bodega in little havana.

>>75262816
It's just that usually only one of them goes on road trips

goddamn it terry

I hate salad, it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere

FFFFFFFFFFFUU

dammit salad

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he's just serving up meatballs. degrom would have pitched much better

Team of pussies afraid to throw inside. That's why they got killed. Especially Yellich who can never handle fastballs up and in. But gotta keep setting up outside and nibbling

how many pitches had JDG thrown?

Based Stanton

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>>75263318
97

When are the Mets calling up Tebow?

I'd do heroin with Vanessa? Anyone else?

Also, based Blevins.

>>75263337
oh, then I guess it's whatever

>>75263359
he'll be in the bullpen by tuesday

Let's get confortable

beh.

see you guys tomorrow afternoon if i'm awake. fuck man this was a real bullshit loss.

>>75263379
Is heroin as bad as they say? I kind of want to meet qt heroin addicts

>>75263766
See ya metalbro

>Get praised by TDA
>starting shitting the bed

Good ole bullpen

>take out degrom prematurely
>put in overworked pitcher
>overworked pitcher gives up 4 pitch walk
>leave overworked pitcher in to face good opposite handed hitter
>gives up home run
>leave in overworked pitcher to face hitter that only tries to hit home runs
>gives up home run
>then take out overworked pitcher