/f1/ general - Formula 1 general - disappointen Japanese man edition

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Victoria-Jane Verstappen, desu

>>75252044
[BUKKAKE INTENSIFIES]

>>75252469

rubia de bote t b h

>>75252439
Soz m8 but it was a blood bath.

It was more than a second over the Porsches.

STOP MOCKING MCLAREN

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>>75252502

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[commits seppuku internally]

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>>75252540

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>Palmer 1.2 seconds slower than Hülkenberg
>Stroll 1.1 seconds slower than Massa
>Ericsson 1.1 seconds slower than Wehrlein
>Magnussen 2.8 seconds slower than Grosjean

>>75252525
no they won't you fucking cuck GOA77AS will annihilate everyone now that he has the pole and beating hamilel monkey off his back.

>>75252540
sure. I'll the one plugging her rear and leaking the vid.

>>75252502
>dumb aero kit rules ruining the racing
well done wec

>>75252540
>Ric has it play on the big screens in Max's trailer as a prank
>He is instead shocked as Max starts masturbating to the loud groans and oinks coming from his sister

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>>75252575
delete

>>75252440
And this is my 1.3l diesel Vauxhall which is faster than my work car.

>>75252525
trips the hard way confirm

>>75252495
Yes but I'll probably miss the race.

>>75252502
A-at least it's Toyota!

>>75252575
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
Fuck you.

>>75252502
Did you watch the FIA stream or did you see it somewhere else? Wasn't able to find a quali stream.

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>>75252618

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>>75252575
Im convinced that was electronic sabotage, there is no such fucking thing as coincidence in a situation like that

>>75252502
>It was more than a second over the Porsches.
does that mean 2017 will be the year?

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>>75252469

Chloe Stroll

>>75252618
Oinks?

More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOoA2akNNM8

>>75252721
Look at that fucking forehead

Is that where she keeps the money?

>>75252701
are you braindead?

>>75252671
Caught some of it using plebbit streams.

>>75252720
Porsche were using a low downforce trim so they are throwing this race away basically but Toyota look strong.

>>75252721
Is that in some arab prince's penthouse who paid her six figures and a diamond rolex to fug him?

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>>75252502
>KAMUI set the fastest time
today was a good day

Why does it take Fantasy GP half a day to update?

>>75252853
Shit! Did I even make my predictions???

Rip Emilia Racing :(

>>75252853
>tfw this round ruined already
baka

And I did so well last year ;_;

>>75252898
Same although WAGSF1 is a joke of a team.

>>75252898
>>75252948
>McAfee Racing might make some points
nice

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Caption this Mclelren Honda photo, /f1/.

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>>75252469

>>75253106
I already did: >>75252580

You didn't see the OP picture did you

>Ted's Notebook is an Interviewing Every Finnish Commentator episode
:DDD

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>>75252618
>>75252540
Working on this.

>>75253225
I really love her eyes and eyelashes. And the fact that her body is built to be bred.

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>>75253106
Fernando has hard benis :--DDDD

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tfw humiliated by an angry mob because i missed my quads

>>75253184
>leaving out the best bit

>>75253225
Her eyes and mouth are lovely. Nose is ok too. Only the chin and jaw make everything 3/10.

I do like her chubby body too. What a shame.

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Is it, dare I say it, /his time/?

>>75252440
I missed all quali, pls speed me up on any happenings

>>75253433
Suomi Finland Perkele wins.

>>75253433
ric 4th

>>75253433
BOTTAS BOTTAS BOTTAS

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>>75253428
no

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>>75253433

>>75253433
>it's literally another hwl but with occasional finn pole

>>75253520

>skoda cup

>>75253433
Nigger exposed by emotionless creature.

>>75253485
Digits prove you wrong

>>75253737
digits prove him right.
not bottas year

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>>75253433

>>75253773
no

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>just kill me

>>75253433
Goa77as: Power of Dreams
Lewlew: Sabotage!
Vetlol: Ja.
Amx: Fug xD
Gimi: ...
Bigjohn: Happy Birthday to me
Nando: Dreams of Power

>>75254130
>Lewlew: Sabotage!

what the fuck, didin't get he get nico's mechanics ?

>>75254039
JUSUTO

>>75254178
He kept the ones from last year.

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>>75253433

Same shit, different year.

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>>75254261
But different country. At least different flag. B-b-bottas will win!

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/f1/ after Silverstone qualifying in 2008:

>HAMILTON BTFO
>HE1KK1!!!!!!
>Is this, dare I say it, his time?
>Binland wins!

These digits shall indeed confirm the fact that Hamilton shall kek himself of not only race win but the championship tomorrow, as the new rising shining star of Mongolia takes up the crown of greatest driver at Mercedes.

Press print screen, paste this shit to paint, crop it and save it, for this has been blessed by Kek.

>>75254441
>tfw supporting Hamilton in 2008 was alright and /f1/ brit posters would have gone mental.

Despite what he has become that drive in 2008 was pretty special.

>>75254441
Nice proxy, contrarian chink

>>75254482
ebin

>>75254364
Depends on the start, doesn't it?

If the Mercs are still out front when they make the first corner, nobody is going to be able to pass them on the track, unless their car breaks, or they wreck or some shit. If Botox is in the lead, I can almost guarantee you Merc will fuck him in the pits, and make him serve as a blocker for the nigger to keep Ferrari away.

Same shit, different year, man.

>>75254513
>drive in 2008 was pretty special.

>7 drivers from 5 different teams achieved a victory in 2008

Was 2008 the last decent season of F1?

Digits confirm Ricciardowinslol for the remainder of the season.
Meaning, all races from now on will be meme races with Mercs, Ferrari and Frog all crashing constantly

Bottas will choke tomorrow, dubs or no dubs.

>>75254734
2012 was pretty special

>>75254744
I like this narrative.

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>>75253433

qualifying jewbook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ye5OKP144

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>>75254744
poetry

>>75254814
>2012 was pretty special

>8 drivers achieved victory from 6 different teams

Not bad at all.

Too bad they fucked up the formula so bad as to eliminate damn near all the competition.

>>75254814
>>75255098
But in 2012 it was more down to the tyre lottery

>>75254744
>Vet, Rai, Ver, Ham and Bot fired for choking this hard
>tricky the only good driver left at big 3
>Rwl 2018
>fucks off to Ferrari
>RIDF 2019-2027

>>75254513
07/08/09 Hamilton was fine, his ego had shot beyond the limits of his brain yet combined with generally being too young to be a total cock.

>>75254874
>Do Finns think Bottas can fight for the championship and challenge Lewis, or are you expecting him to just bring results like Nico?

Nico beat Lewis, Ted, you absolute mong! I wish Mervi would have said that.

>>75254874
I hope Ted dies horribly before the next race.

>>75255222

how did he get that job?

he's so painful to watch, and his questions are tabloid-tier

>>75255098
>>75255131
let's not forget alonso choking away a 40 point lead. Also, Perez should have won a race that year. That sauber was a bullet at times.

>>75255222
nice digits, lad.

>>75255256
When he worked for the BBC doing it, he wasn't a total cock with the questions so I feel the jewdoch has some hand in it, but that was like 5 years ago now.

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>>75255256
Look up the etymology of his surname, that should give you a clue.

>>75254261

Everyone is all upset by the potential return of MWL but I'm still pretty hype desu. Outside of Mercedes, Ferrari, and Red Bull the rest of the grid seems to be pretty well mixed and it seems like all the teams can put in good runs at some point or another with at least one driver. Even if Mclarens blow up every race they have been running in the points at certain times.

>>75255205
BottasMeetsAnnNeal.jpg

>>75255334
(((Theodore))) (((Joseph))) (((Nathaniel))) (((Slotover)))

Jesus, a four of a kind!

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>>75255446

>>75255222
That nigger is insufferable.

>>75255256
It's already been explained. He was molested as a kid by some members of the British TV elite and they gave him his dream job to shut him up. It also explains his autistic behavior and the way he dislikes rich, elite guys like Rosberg.

If Lewis is so mediocre, why would Mercedes hire him? Check mate lads

>>75255530
>He was molested as a kid
Explains his behavior around the little kids in todays notebook.

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>>75255566
fooken sick lad

>>75255605
Yeah, it's well known that most of the guys who were fiddled with when they were kids become child abusers in their adulthood. Sad! Many such cases.

>>75254039
>winter ends
>honda settles down
>into the earth

>>75255407
>Everyone is all upset by the potential return of MWL

They're upset by yet another season of boring ass "racing".

Nobody would care if MWL happened because they started in random positions and managed to drive through the field to achieve a spectacular win, but when it's the same cars that get pole every race, and the same cars that get the podium every race, what's the point?

F1 would be pretty good if they shitcanned Merc, Ferrari, and Red bull, as there'd be some actual competition. As it stands now, it's a 2 horse race, which is boring as fuck.

>>75255566
>It's already been explained. He was molested as a kid by some members of the McLaren Mercedes Team and they gave him a place in their junior program to shut him up. It also explains his nigger behavior and the way he dislikes rich, elite guys like Rosberg.

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>>75255741
cheeky

>>75255745
what a fucking bender

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Is a Mick Schumacher an athlete?

I am going to the Indy 500 this year. I'll try to show Alonso my dick but no promises

>>75256063
His dad was too good so he will never be good, thems the breaks

>>75255745
>this """man""" has """fans"""

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>>75255456
Just a coincidence goy!

>>75256382
oops didn't mean to quote lad.

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>>75256412
No problem mate I'll be taking that (you) though

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>>75256382
something needs to be done about him

where are the autistic australians when you need them

>>75256111
trips says you have to show nando your benis

>>75256500
was the wrong font purposefully used here for some reason or nah?

>>75256600
it was made by an invalid; he did his best

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Who was the co-commentator during last year's GP2 races in Monza? Way better than the screaming Italian faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbJPexJgNFg

Any f2 race replay online?

>>75257356
http://racing4everyone.eu/2017/04/14/fia-formula-2-championchip-2017-round01-bahrain/

>>75257402
No race

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>nigger-tier helmet
>dabs

wtf i hate lando norris now?

The psychological advantage already got to Lewis. He is thinking about Nicole again.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS6r6fqBMut/?hl=en

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Is he kill?

>>75257711
Wrong thread, m8. This /f1/ general.

>>75256950
The co-commentator there sounds like Peter Windsor.

>>75257710
>such an ulikeable cunt he gets dumped
>waaah come back
lmao pathetic

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>>75253225
>>75252618
>>75252540
I'm really sorry this took so long, I had to watch Doctor Who halfway through.

Apologies for any spelling mistakes and for it being in picture format. It would trip a word filter I'm sure.
Thank you once again for being such lovely people.

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>>75257710
>crying after a 40 year old woman that looks like a Brazilian tranny

LMAO

He's not gonna win this year's title either, is he?

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>>75257938

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>>75257938
>While letting her asshole adjust to his clearly large size, the man leaned forward and pulled her head back to give her a kiss just out of shot.

I'm glad you think so highly of me, champ.

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>>75257938
>Any chance of a Dutch WC ended in Victoria's ass.

Any sides I may have once had have left me forever.

>>75257938
>>75258136
also Victoria is 17.

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>>75257938
33/33

>>75258158
>No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

>>75258158
story is actually about max chilton

surely you should have realised

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>>75257938
>Dutch WDC
>Amx
>Dutch

>>75258189
Pure coincidence

>>75255822
you mean faggot, just call him a faggot you stupid faggot. did you forget to close your reddit tab?

>>75256689
It's been a while since I made mine but I'll look or the font and try to fix it
>>75257938
wew

>>75257938
best erotica ever

>>75257938
Got a boner.

>>75257755
You didn't look at the face did you Finland?

>>75259124
I did. I don't recognize him.

>>75257938
Next erotica sees AMX and $troll go at each others sisters

>bottas takes pole today
>hamilton: haha no biggie good on u bro i remember my first successes too mate haha i like u mane we'll have a gud season together
>bottas wins tomorrow
>nice drive mane! feels better than sixth roight points for the team nice enjoy the feeling it doesnt always happen ;)
>bottas keeps chipping points away from hamilton
>we get to see hamilton turn from cheery to crybaby and sour up the mercedes garage over the course of the season
>we get to see vettel get a cheeky wdc amidst the mwl turmoil

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>>75252575

>tfw watched about 17 of the 24 hours of Le Mans last year
>made it through the night because night racing is comfy af
>so tired but only a few hours to go
>i actually fell asleep about 50 minutes before the end and missed this moment

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should i stay up to watch the race

>>75259684
M8 the race is 11 AM EST

>>75259766
oh

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>>75259235
Lad, that's Gio.

>>75259890
So yes. Don't want oversleep and miss it.

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>>75260096
real yank hours who up

>>75259927
Oh yeah, I forgot that guy. Wasn't he pretty good in GP2 last year? Where is he racing this year?

>>75260305
Do you really want the quick run down?
I can give to you but you need to ask for it.

Has the le next schumi/senna craze calm down yet? He's good but doesn't particulary stand out from the top 5 current drivers and probably just peaked/is peaking earlier because he started earlier. We know what he's about now:
> good racepace
> good overtaker
> bad risk management
> excellent in damp/wet conditions
> great car knowledge
> bad qualifier
> decent stress management
> decent car/tire nurser
> mediocre starter

>>75260276
>patriot_rally.jpg

>>75260478
Who's this

>>75260478
>Has an absolute whore of a sister.

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>>75260478
He's much too inconsistent. He should be manhandling Ricciardo, but he loses much too often. The regulations greatly suit him in the sense that he can perform his reckless moves (like moving under braking) without any risk of a penalty, but that mostly brings F1 down rather than making him look better.

>excellent in damp/wet conditions
We don't know that yet. JEV was manhandling Ricciardo in the wet too, and Red Bull are known for making cars that are really good in the wet. Hell, I'm fairly sure Vettel at his absolute worst (2014), when he was among the worst drivers of the year, never lost to Ricciardo in the wet. F1 is the kind of sport where it's very easy for someone to look better or worse than they really are at any given time.

I absolutely agree that he's going to peak early. He has talent, but he's gonna need a total mentality shift to deliver upon it and not fizzle out, and honestly I don't see that happening unless Jos dies or something. His father is an absolutely atrocious influence upon him and so are Red Bull.

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>>75260478
if your fellow tribespeople stopped sucking his dick for a minute we could have a proper discussion

>>75260881
apparently not sticking the car in the wall and being able to overtake with new tyres is considered a rain god

you have to wonder why senna bothered if it was that easy

>>75260895
What's there to even discuss? He's very predictable and most people know what he's got to offer. There's not much else to look into until one of the following happens:
>Ricciardo leaves RB
>he leaves RB
>RB produce a car that is bad in wet conditions

>>75260934
Yeah I had a bit of an argument with a friend over this a while ago as well. I have no idea how people don't see how much of a fluke Brazil 2016 was. Fresh tyres make a huge difference and that car was a beast in wet conditionst, not to mention the car as a whole not being far off the Mercedes by the end of that year. Plus, Ricciardo's helmet fogged up. I think more than a few of us know what happened recently with Lorenzo when his helmets always fogged up in the rain in MotoGP.

>>75260365
Can I get a quick rundown on him, please?

>>75261030
gp2 driver, crashed twice in one weekend

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>>75261030
According to several Italian posters, he's a member of a proto-fascist organisation

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>>75257938
>tfw Mana gives you the encouragement to finish her story off.

I want to breed this woman but in a long loving consenting relationship.

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>>75261015
nah i just mean that if the dutch guy wants the hype and the over exaggeration to die down, he needs to look no further than his fellow countrymen

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>>75261095
>Toyota changed the costume in between rounds so as to reveal more thigh

Right well they are my favourite car company now.

>tfw glorious nippon and it's race queens

>>75261095
putting those ittie bitties in my mouth!

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so buttass got pole huh

interesting

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Apologize.

>>75262499
For a second I though this was meant to show the bottom row adding together to make the top.

>>75262499

Mika Salo looks like he's Mika Häkkinen's twin brother who got all the bad genes when Häkkinen got the good genes.

Liquid Mika and Solid Mika basically.

>>75263064
They might be half-brothers, who knows. They were neighbors when they were kids.

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>>75262499

Apologise.

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>>75262499

Apologise some more.

>>75263519
>>75263551
>being proud of Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton

The most undeserving WDCs, each in their own way

>>75263519
>>75263551
You are a group of like 5 countries, not a fair comparison. It's like me saying that we in the EU have 29 driver's world championships.

>>75263551
proud of paul di resta

fuck me this rubbish needs to die

>>75263519
>Hunt
>Hill Jr
>Mansell
>Button
>Hamilton

Seems you have all the car babies in Britain.

>>75263519
>U.K. WDC per driver 1.6
>Germany WDC per driver 4

Get on our level, Nigel.

>>75263551
hamilton is a proud american

>>75263831
>our

>>75263551
Me on back left, and looking handsome as ever

>>75263831
MUH HERITAGE N SHIET

>>75263831
t. 3/64 German

>>75264315
>>75264624
>>75264821

>all this butthurt

Thanks, new friends.

>>75263831
>implying those stats are a good thing
means racing talent is rare thing in Germany, concentrated in a few individuals; could be seen as a bit flukey

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>>75262499
>Kimi at Lotus

Was pretty comfy desu.

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>>75263519
You first

Strongly considering going to the 500 now that Alonso's in it. Was on the fence before, but that's just some extra candy.

fe-ferrari i-is back, r-right guys?(?)?

>>75266257
>there have been 5 Rhodesian drivers
wut

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>>75266294
Dey aar kettink klose, yes.

>>75266338
ze must activate da 'turbo' ja?

what do you guys like most about radio messages?
I love hearing vetlel pretend to speak italian tbqhwy

>>75266402

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byznBotSFK4

>>75266402
i lel everytime lewis complains or gets angry. he sounds like a whiny little kid

>>75266332
colonists

>>75266402
I like Bully's fuckboi lisp

>>75266402
Hamilton panting like he's getting fucked in the ass

>>75266402
I loved Jenson's sarcastic comments

>>75262499
what kind of finn name is rosberg? Is he the eternal swede?

>>75263617
>being this jealous
Heh, nothin personnel, kid

>>75263663
No we are one sovereign state. It is a fair comparison.

>>75263776
He's awesome, should have had his contact extended 2bh

>>75263821
>he thinks Schumacher, Alonso, Hakkinen, Vettel weren't carbabbies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75263831
>>75265000
>our
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75266257
I've told you before sheep fucker. Getting F1 drivers at all is an achievement in itself. And we've had more of them than anyone.

>bbbb-but Lance stroll
Is a one off. How many other sons of billionaires are there?

Anyway, regardless of the number of drivers we've got into f1, we've won the most championships, and had the most winning drivers. Because we're the best.

>>75266292
Do it.

>>75267337
This, ladies and gentlemen, is autism manifest

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>>75266402
$troll whining like a little bitch about his fucking feet and his steering wheel made me want to punch his fucking stupid queer ass face in.

On the other hand, Grosjean singing happy birthday was beautiful.

>>75267576
Don't reply to the google, mate.

>>75267576
I wrote a semi serious reply to my (you). Glad I read the rest of his post to realise he is the Hamilton dick sucker and he is semi retarded.

>tfw subscribed to Sky F1 but internet is down for the entire weekend
also just realized that Bottas not only got a pole but shut Ham's record pole series, feels good

So how will Bottas fuck up tomorrow?

>>75267932
being Finnish

Should i wake up at 8am tomorrow or just record it?

anyone know of streams where I can change the quality? AceStream is great and all but muh outback internet and its that time of the month

>>75268055
just watch highlight webms here in the afternoon

>>75268093
that sounds like the worst way to view it

>>75268123
the only thing worth watching is the start and when bottas and vettel inevitably make mistakes

>>75260881
Why do you think RedBull is a bad influence on AMX? I can see why Jos would be? why redbull desu?

>>75268302
so you dont actually watch the races?

>>75267771
It's pretty autistic that they count his poles from last season sky sports just really wants that black dick

>>75266257
How many of those American drivers only raced Indianapolis?

>>75260881
http://www.f1revs.com/2012/10/how-great-was-michael-schumacher.html

I don't get the Schumi, Senna comparisons to AMX, you only have to read Schumacher's record against teammates in qualifying, if AMX were Schumacher or Senna, Ricciardo should be in the dumpster every weekend.

Either that or Ricciardo is actually pretty good, but I don't think Ricciardo is close to any names like Schumacher, Prost or Senna. Hence AMX is pretty overrated and is obvious casual viewer bait.

>>75268401
In terms of pure 1 lap pace, I'd rate Ricciardo with Hulkenberg. Alonso is an unknown quanity in quali atm since it is hard to say how much he can extract out of a top tier car. I would probably put Hamilton and Vettel as the best qualifiers atm.

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Alright I've been in a cave for like 4 months. What have I missed in F1 news. Ready to pick up the season starting tomorrow.

>>75268671
MWL in quali trim
FWL in race trim
AFLAL everywhere else
Bahrain is going to be an important indicator of things to come.

>>75254734
2013 was the last good season.
Fucking stupid hippie vacuum engines.

How many hours until race?

>>75268767
9 full bongs

>>75255667
Spoken like a true American.
Why have the cars even qualify?
Or make right hand turns?
Or have electronic engine management?
Or use the metric system?
It's boring!!!

Hey, is there a VOD somewhere of qualy I can watch??

>>75268827
So what you're saying is that you'd rather have competition between only 2 drivers on the same team, or 4 drivers on 2 teams?

That's nonsense.

The drivers deserve better than that, and so do the fans of F1.

F1 can do a better job of configuring their formula so that competition is increased among teams, rather than have their series dominated by 1 or 2 teams.

>>75253106
at least alonso is winning at candy crush ;__;

>>75269046
The big terams don't mind smaller teams getting a bigger budget, the issue is that the big teams don't want to lose any of their budget. The smaller teams should get more windtunnel/CFD/winter type testing during the season.

>>75269046
You sound like a New comer to F1.
The winner of this years championship was decided by the engineers and accountants 6 months ago, the races are just a entertaining formality.

>>75269102

I'd support anything to improve competition among the drivers.

>>75269129
>the races are just a entertaining formality.

And yet there's been seasons like 08', 12', where multiple drivers from multiple teams succeeded in achieving a victory on the racetrack. That's what makes racing interesting and worth watching, not the shitshow that's been going down since Merc bribed F1 into changing the formula to favor their engines.

>>75269194
It's been going on longer then merc, like I said, you new is showing.

>>75269213
>Contrarian ausfag is a conspiratard
You CANNOT make this shit up.

>Palmer is a second off Hulkenberg
Can't wait for all the articles about how he "earned" another season at the end of the year

>>75269279
I'm talking about the seemingly one sided races, not the teams paying for them. If WCC's were for sale, Toyota would have a few and Ferrari would have the rest.

>>75269309
>implying Palmer could even hope to beat this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88km-1AjJpw

>>75269348
Fair enough.

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>>75257938
I'm gonna write to Morcambe FC and tell them one of their few supporters is depraved enough to write F1 fanfiction erotica

Is there a better way to start your day than having some good old canberra milk?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3-J9XtJCw

>>75269618
Canberra milk is fucking excellent. Stopped in a motel at Yass and had the complementary milk, still the best I've ever had.

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>8 bongs and I only slept 2 hours.

>>75269213
>It's been going on longer then merc

Of course it has, and then the powers that be realize what a shit product they have and change the formula to encourage actual racing again.

>drinking animal-tit-juice
gross

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dude weed leemo

what does mwl mean

>>75265826
It's amazing how quickly he fell off the cliff when he moved back to Ferrari.

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>>75254874
12:18
They almost touched!

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Autosport F1 is currently running this article. With this picture. Everyone is on the Mclelren meem train.

Why are there so many white people on the grandstands in this GP?

>>75269814
Ever been to the oil rich countries in that part of the world? It's always like that.

>>75269766
Mercedes-fans Want Lingam

>>75269618
>live in Canberra currently drinking Canberra milk feels good.

>>75269814
Tickets are cheap, flights are cheap, why not go there instead of any european race? Dunno about hotels though

>>75269618
>but he was a NSW kid

>>75269618
I'm more of a Harvey Fresh drinker, drinker.

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Raging Brazilian-monkeys wanna see Verstappen die in a crash after he made a little joke about Massa.

>>75269934
What, was the quote real? I thought it was made up.

>>75269955
maybe it was made up and idiot hues haven't realised

>>75269934
Probably it's the same people who said to Zúñiga that they wished his daughter died after he injured Neymar in the WC 2014. They are always the same. Tbh I don't know why Brazilians are so "patriotic" there's literally nothing to be proud about their country.

>>75262499
>Inbred finns looking like finns

>>75269969
>brasil
>country

it's a shithole m8. doesn't even resemble a country.

>>75269934
>amd amx buttblasting brazils with a quip
He is truly the Chosen One

>>75265148
>all German drivers destroyed their teammates yesterday
>"hurr hurr, racing talent is rare thing in Germany"

>>75269969
>Tbh I don't know why Brazilians are so "patriotic" there's literally nothing to be proud about their country
I mean, same with the Dutch tho

>>75269992
at least the heretics didn't turn their country into a shithole, just look how Brazil was before and how it is now

>>75269992
dutchies got to australia first desu

>in an alternate timeline, bestern australia was colonised by the dutch in 1611, half of the country speaks dutch and went through an apartheid government like sith ifrika

>>75269992
>one country beeing silly because of cheese and windmills
>other country beeing silly because you get raped, rubbed and murdered when you go outside

I guess the cheese-heads could be at least a little bit more proud.

>>75269674
But only Americans think it's shit.
Like the metric system.
See what I'm getting at here?

>>75269814
Because the locals can't afford the tickets, or give two shits about white man "racing".

>>75269814
And the hot chicks are all Dubai port-a-pottys.

>not watching the Salzburg Easter Festival right now
plebbos

>>75270083
are there even locals in bahrain?

I know nothing about that country other than it's oil rich, apparently full of foreigners and hosts a grand prix

>>75270082
>But only Americans think it's shit.

Uh...not so much.

>Like the metric system

The U.S. military, and scientific community, both use the metric system, dude.

>See what I'm getting at here?

Not really.

Wouldn't you like to see a battle on the race course between more than just Merc, Furry, and Red Bull?

Of course you would. We all would. The fans, and drivers, deserve better than what we've had since 14'. All it takes is some simple modifications to the formula to increase the competitiveness between teams, and F1 could be a badass series again.

>>75269992
I heard they have the biggest cheese wheel in the world. I made that up, but it would make sense.

>>75270164
I just looked it up and they actually have, kek

>>75270153
>are there even locals in bahrain?

There's basically 2 types of locals:
1- Bedouin desert dwellers that stay out of the cities.
2- Urbanite locals that suck up to the "royal" family.

The rest are generally imported labor from places like the Philippines, and whores from eastern Europe.

>>75270159
Like what?
The eradication of right-hand corners?
Inspire me...

>>75270241
How about a formula that doesn't allow for computer controlled "modes" that feed extra fuel into the motor via oil for a start?

4 bongs until KINO

>>75270301
race starts in 7 hours

>>75270258
The Merc doesn't have the smoke plumes anymore, so those have gone.

>>75270334
NEW
E
W

>>75262499
where's Britney?

>>75270334
fuggen casual

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>>75270258
spec series are commie filth my friend. What would your grandfather think of you now? Do not be afraid of technology unless you are a Mormon. If you are one grow a large beard, let local wildlife feed from that beard. Become one with nature. Please wash your beard often my Mormon friend

>>75270389
you mean Amish right?

>>75270385
>Swedish-German
>Finnish

>>75270402
What even is the difference between Amish & Mormon?

>>75270429
funny hats

>>75270429
magic underwear.
and amish actually act according to their believes, morons just play pretend.

>>75270438
Do they both have the big bushy beards though?

Why didn't Nico Rosberg race under a Monaco flag, since he only ever lived in Monaco and presumably has monaco citizenship

>>75270460
tax-evasion

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>>75270460
>tfw you'll never be a cheeky tax lad

Didn't Big John race under Swiss flag at one point?

>>75270480
big john is swiss racing under a french flag

>>75270460
he thinks Monaco is a polish exclave.

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>>75270411
Fenno-German, lad. He's every bit as Finnish as Keke.
>Finnish dad
>Finnish passport
>raced with a Finnish licence until he signed up to the Mercedes junior programme
>only switched to a German licence to get more sponsorship opportunities and to suck up to Merc execs

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So, why was Ferrari so slow yesterday?

>>75270553
I thought he couldn't speak Finnish.

>>75270560
j-just a bad strategy ;_;

Race is on at same time as footie today fug. Was hoping to watch race with granddad for cheeky casual racism bants & drinks. Here's hoping uncle doesn't have Sky TV so still get race on. Be interesting to see what non-followers think about drivers/cars etc.

tl,dr experience with F1 newcomers

>>75270553
>that VIVA sponsorship

fuck, brings back memories.

>>75260881
>that image

Does no one know he made that comment in jest?

I guess Brazil has no sense of humor.

>>75270553
Looks like a little bro of the 2000 Minardi

>>75259545
>watch first 3 hours~
>sleep for 8 hours
>wake up during comfy night racing and not be tired

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>>75270561
He speaks it to conversation standard, just not as fluently as he speaks his other 200 languages. He downplays it as much as he can to try and appear more German.

>>75270480
>>75270486
he raced with a Swiss licence up to Formel Lista (Swiss entry-level open wheel series but can't actually race in Switzerland because banned), but because no Swiss teams or companies wanted to help/sponsor him he switched to a French licence

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>>75270576
Literally nobody cares about you or your dumbass relatives. Be quiet

>>75270553
>Finnish dad

>>75270619
a bit rude there