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nhl.ca
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wenger out
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so /hoc/ as experts on alcoholism I need instructions
I haven't drank a drop in 3 months because I've been cutting. however it's a special occasion so I bought 30 beers. I just opened my first one and it's 9:25pm. the next time stores sell beer is 9am.
will I run out before I can resupply y/n?
if yes how should I ration for maximum enjoyment?
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>>75251367
pound them
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>>75251367
If you aren't sleeping:
>11.5hrs = 690 minutes
>690 minutes / 30 beers = 23 minutes
>Drink a beer every 23 minutes
If you get 4 hours of sleep
>7.5hrs = 450 minutes
>450 minutes / 30 beers = 15 minutes
>Drink a beer every 15 minutes
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>>75251289
good thread
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>rags
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>laffs
>rags
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look at that cute little monkey
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Stop making fun of Greece
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>>75258707
i prefer this monkey
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>>75251420
you sweat off a little under a beer an hour so if he leaves at 9 am he will be absolutely shitfaced driving over lol
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>>75251289
p cute desu
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>>75258728
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw
In celebration of Islels relocation to Hartford
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>>75258389
>>75258389
>>75258389
LEAFS AT CAPS
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NICO NICO NIIII
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>>75258817
good post
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>left: oilers
>right: /hoc/ (not visible under confetti)
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>>75258848
>still this bootyblasted over confetti bants
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>>75258848
Ottawa had Confetti today too
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>>75258842
NICO NICO NIIIII
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We had confetti after we won the West Finals and everyone roasted us.
Doing it after ONE GAME should be grounds for having draft picks taken away.
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Real thread
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>>75258892
meme nico, not enough meat and taters
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>>75258732
He's in finland so it's ok
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>>75258928
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-15 11:21:58
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WHY AREN'T THE CAPS WINNING
ARGHGHGHGBABARRRRRGH
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Flames fan here.
my dime sized asshole, which has been abused by cock since the second i was born, has fully bled through my friendship is magic themed boxer shorts. my diminutive, shriveled, psoriasis ridden, limp, smelly, useless pecker dribbles peepee down my leg which collects in my sock like a sponge and while i dance around my trailer home, it leaves splotches and puddles of peepee all around the floor, which i slip on when i wake up to suck from my mother's teet in the night and repeatedly cause myself to incur concussions which make me forget that i'm gay, so i occasionally then accidentally try to screw my mom's cooter. i like to eat cigarette butts from the ash trays outside of the movie theater, and while i'm there, i suck off the employees behind a dumpster (which is where i get my dinner). i like to jack off my dog into my mouth and then kick him repeatedly.
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>>75258842
>>75258842
Nice posts
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hello pls shoop ahos face on this thanks
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oh i am LAFFIN at the LAFFS
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>>75259101
ask and recieve
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>>75259058
baka anime poster
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>>75259134
thanks lad
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>grease cucked out of a thread AGAIN
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>>75259134
best pic in hoc history 2bh
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>>75258871
>you
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-15 11:28:54
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>>75259151
shut up you fucking retard
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>>75259203
>tfw justice always trimuphs
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is rask elite
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>>75259169
I never noticed Predators had a dragonball on side of their jersey
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>>75259295
>finnish goaltending
elite at losing
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>>75259295
>finnish goaltending
>elite
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>>75259341
haha totally ebig bro! repeating stale memes!
shitvakia cant even into creativity. sad
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Is /hoc/ now sponsored by /c/?
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>>75259481
Well, as much as I dislike it, this is a weeaboo site at the end of the day.
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>>75259481
Anime posters are always welcome here
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>>75259481
Anime was a mistake
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>>75259481
/hoc/ has always been an affiliate of /a/ and /c/
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>>75259599
>Gretzky dubs
Confirmed sadly
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>>75259481
>/ho/c//
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>>75259067
I read this in Scott Oakes voice
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>>75259644
Oh that's a clever thing
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Mfw I'll be missing the Toronto craps and Nashville shitcongo games because of religion
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>when Boston loses the series in 6
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>>75259750
Damn he fucking REKT that jew
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>>75251289
Awww that little nigga is so cute
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anime is reddit go back cucks
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>>75259742
Only acceptable reason desu
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>>75259742
inshallah brother
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>>75259742
ohhhhhh
fuck
I forgot the time zone differences! shit, am I a retard??
anyway, christ resurrected AND HE IS THIRSTY FOR BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS OF THE UUUUUUNFAITHFUL
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>>75260022
You finally paid the debt?
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>>75259831
that was a girl you idiot
and a brave one
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>all these christcucks itt
no wonder /hoc/ is irredeemable shit
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>mad
>at anime
Go back
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>>75260065
Better then this thread being filled with jews
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>caring about politics
>ha, gaaaaayyyyyyy
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>>75260065
t.
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>>75260022
Nice Tootoo dubs. Btw, did you know Tootoo = two two = 22.
He's also born on February 2nd. Pretty cool, eh?
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>>75260055
>girls can't be jews
oy vey you antisemite
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Preds tbqhwy family
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>>75260156
yes
and I forgot about that.
I knew it, but I forgot it.
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>>75260065
heathens out
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>worshipping a kike on a stick
how reddit can you get?
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>>75260516
Go back to r/atheism
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>>75260525
back to /pol/ you safespace crying cuckold
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>>75260516
>>75260549
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>NHL trademarked "Seattle Metropolitans"
ITS HABBENING
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>>75260568
this guy looks cool as fuck
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>>75260516
Wow, this guy is so cool.
He sounds very original and like a real indepedent thinking individual.
I hope one day I can get his advice on which katana to buy.
>I wonder if my trillby makes me look fat.
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>it's a "/pol/ cries for a safespace" episode
You know when something is funny at first, but then you have to stop laughing because it's really pathetic and embarassing?
That's the christcucks in this thread.
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>>75260685
Haha yeah totally dude.
You are so tough and cool, definitely not a pathetic beta IRL.
Which sonic game is your favorite?
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>>75260685
>mad
>at being mocked
>for being a fedora
lmao >b-but muh safespace!!1
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>>75260747
Excellent list.
Ovie!
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sorry kiddies, /hoc/ isnt your safespace! go somewhere else, maybe a website that lets you create your own safespace by voting? how about REDDIT
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>>75260839
Help make it a copy pasta
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>Toronto trying to get this game to a shootout
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>2017
>still arguing about ideologies on taiwanese pearl diving forums
>not even really arguing, only throwing ad hominems and slurs left and right
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>>75260900
It's like they just want to lose.
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>>75260867
At last I am truly enlightened.
In this moment I feel euphoric.
See you on r/hockey, my brethren.
Trading upvotes for upvotes. Togther our politically correct opinions will smash the system. Im sure the political/social elite have never heard ideas like ours before!
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Willie Desjardins was unfairly fired. It wasn't his fault the team was shit. Benning has to go.
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>>75251388
that's what ive been doing
>>75251420
what the fuck math seriously?
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hey hoc can you please alert me when the anaheim series is starting I don't really care about these
>2nd tier teams
battling against each other
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>>75261228
I'll bang your door in 2 hours.
t. neighbour's erkki
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>>75261273
thanks man I really appreciate it
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Wow how did the sens win? Canada today? I hope Calgary loses.
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>>75260623
More likely just a precautionary. They are probably pissed that Vegas couldn't use "Knights" because of the London Knights. So just in case Seatle gets a team, or someone else wants to use Metropolitan, now it won't be trademarked by someone else.
But tbqh, Metropolitans is a dumb name.
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>>75261317
>Canadian teams on a winning streak
>Laffs break it
>Flame fans blame Laffs because of meme magic
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hawks look like fucking dogshit
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BURNS?
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>>75261413
They are
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>>75261484
>that bigot with the s*ins shirt behind him.
why do americans allow this?
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What's you're setup /hoc/?
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Post webbum
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>Toronto loses their best defensive dman
>Babcock is sweating
Are the Laffs done now?
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With Finns
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>>75261778
you grin
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>Another offside challenge
This league is so broken. Take that shit out of the game. Close offsides like that should not be called back ever. It literally changes nothing on the play if the player is an inch further back.
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>>75261846
why even have offside then?
doesn't matter if it's an inch or a foot, offside is offside. you're pretty much just asking them to move the blue line back one inch. will that solve it? will it need to be moved another inch after that when your team fucks up an entry by an inch again? where will it end?
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>>75262182
a foot is far different from an inch.
If you can't see that it's offside unless you slow down the video, ehance, and zoom in, than it shouldn't be called. Leave close calls to the Linesman, or else they shouldn't even be on the ice anymore.
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>mfw the flames sweep the ducks 5-1
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>>75262182
The offside challenge rule was put in place to overturn blatantly offside calls, not the ones that happen a minute before the goal and nobody even notices until you spend 5 minutes zooming in on the pixels of the skater's blade
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>>75261622
Go back
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>>75262416
>Flames
>Not losing in the first round
If they don't play Vancouver they don't go to round 2.
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>>75262426
nhl has been overturning all of those offside by a nanometer goals though
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>>75261846
Does anyone have numbers on the offside challenge? Like how many of the offisde challenges actually resulted in a changed call?
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>>75262427
>being this autistic
Show me a better place to find hockey streams.
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>>75262559
Get cable, you cheap fuck.
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>>75261622 reddit
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>>75262525
I feel like they are over 50%. Coaches can watch video before challenging, so they have a pretty good idea wether or not it is offside. They have people watching footage as the game is played to give them heads up too.
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REDDITHAWKS ARE GOING TO GET LEGIT SWEPT
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>>75262590
>cable
lol, why? That's an outdated technology
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Pekka has more points than the blackcocks combined. How bout that >finnish goaltending?
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>>75262828
Rinne has to be the best goalie with the stick
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>>75262828
>Blackhawks and Wild both down 2-0 in their series
The Ducks/Oilers are salivating.
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>>75263046
I hope the shorks win
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>>75263046
and the whole East
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https://talbot33shop.com/
what did he mean by this?
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>>75263046
That's what last year felt like when the Hawks lost the Blues. It was the first year in a couple years that people had finally given up on the Sharks and Blues, and they took full advantage of the upsets. It's too bad they both wore out before it mattered in the SCF.
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>>75263151
>"""people"" actually buy these
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>blackcucks
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>>75262559
You're in the game thread not hockeystreams you reddit fag
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fuck you unpatriotic niggers
I loved this patriotic day movie
god I wish I was American
>my team might even win a cup
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>>75263307
Uh, no. That's /r/NHLStreams you stupid fuck. Only links there.
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what happened to the hawks?
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>>75263441
Their core got old and their team declined over the years.
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wtf kapanen scored a goal?
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>it's another "leddithawks eliminated in the first round" episode
We won't even have to hear Chelsea Dagger once this time
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>>75263441
They're too old and don't have any depth.
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Who here /pbr/?
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>waawei phone
>americans
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>>75263545
I'm unironically drinking MGD. It's a slightly vaginal Yank beer, but it's pretty refreshing after a long day at work.
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>>75263545
I think you've had enough
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>>75263510
>>75263544
>1st place in the west
>Toes and Kane are 28
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>>75263545
the nice thing about PBR is that if you drink enough of it, your body will generously create more for you to drink in case you run out
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>>75263604
Explain why it's a bad phone?
Because it's not a memepple and you won't fit in with the other gay ass hipsters?
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>>75263804
I hate a 3T
I'm just laughing at the pronounciation
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>>75263719
And they've both played since they were 18, with lots of extra playoff action. 28 is like 32 for them.
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>>75263825
whoooooops I have a 3T. I don't hate it, it's great
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>laffs
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Cue the inevitable Laffs collapse.
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-16 01:47:28
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>>75263863
good taste
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>"how is that not a hook"
because the caps guy dived
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>shitcongo
What went wrong?
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>>75263719
NHL players get older younger now.
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>>75264096
does that mean NHL players get younger older now?
like how jagr is 63 but plays like it's 40?
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>>75263545
>PBR
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>>75264127
Jagr is an exception, an anomaly.
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>>75264280
>finnish goaltending
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>>75264309
When's the last time a Finnish goaltender won the cup? Excluding backups.
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>>75264353
2010
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lefs getting absolutely worked
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>>75264375
>not a backup
Rask doesn't count when Thomas is the starter.
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Kassian's Mutton Chops (ID: !81H.VUxQs.)
2017-04-16 02:04:55
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>The Democratic People's Republic of Chiraq
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>>75264436
Did Rask even start a single game that playoffs?
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>>75264436
>canashit hockey knowledge
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>>75264436
Niemi and blackcoks won in 2010
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>>75264436
Niemi was in his glory during the 2010 cup run with chicago
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>>75264477
>>75264476
>>75264471
>>75264436
reminder that niemi quite nearly lost to a career ahl backup and literal who
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Coachella is a meme
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>>75264471
>>75264476
Completely forgot about Antti.
Is he the only finnish goaltender to win a cup?
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i eat kiwis for breakfast
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>>75264510
>boosh is a literal who now
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>>75264564
Yes.
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NBC desperately trying to make excuses for the nighawks to avoid losing their viewers claiming that they always come back from 3-0
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>>75264564
As a starter yeah. Although Kipper should have won it in 2004.
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>>75264579
Do you need me to send over more semen?
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>>75264564
yup
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>mfw poopa rask couldnt win a cup with a superior broons team
finland truly is the biggest letdown in world history
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>>75264646
yes please
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>>75264680
>implying they lost due to goaltending
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Kinda mad Kuhnecuck didn't end up paralyzed for life
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>>75264755
But Poopa couldn't do what Thomas did: take a subpar meme team to the Stanley Cup win while playing at the highest level a goaler ever has in NHL history.
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>>75264806
By your standard Dominik Hasek is a letdown.
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>>75264541
mostly yah. it was alright when i went in 2011
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>>75265037
No, because Hasek was never given the reins to an even better team that had just won the Cup 2 years ago.
Sorry Pekka, your countrymen are shit goalers.
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>>75264806
They're both shit actually.
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The Canadians even let the refugees on their hockey teams? Wow. It's getting real bad up there.
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>>75261846
Agree completely with this post.
Last post season the NHL hurt itself by calling back so many goals on a hairline offsides.
It changes games, outcomes, highlight reels and fans energy all in a negative way. For what? 2 cenitmeters of ice? Its fucking stupid and anyone advocating for more disallowed goals on shit that doesnt even effect the play is a fucking faggot.
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>>75265102
So which is it: "a subpar meme team" or " an even better team that had just won the Cup 2 years ago."?
Stop moving the goalposts.
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>>75265102
lmao
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>>75265116
They're your people crossing over
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>>75265211
2013 broons>>>>>>2011 broons
Thomas won with the weaker team. There are no goalposts being moved. I understand this is difficult for your tiny mongol brain.
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>>75265240
Bruins' defense sucked and they were too slow. Without Rask's insane sv% they would have lost right away in the playoffs.
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>>75265240
>this buttblusted mongol who's hawk's fans
mad that based PEKKA is dominating them?
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>>75265240
Well no-one else, including Hasek, has never done this: "take a subpar meme team to the Stanley Cup win while playing at the highest level a goaler ever has in NHL history".
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>>75265295
Rask didn't play a game during that time though.
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>these shitty fucking 1 seeds
Fucking laughing my ass off senpaitachi. Holy fuck
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How can one team be so stinky smelly nigger?
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>blackcocks
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Are the Maple Leafs still virgins?
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>>75265629
Matthews and Marner took each others on the first road trip of the season.
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Where is the ducks thread?
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Chicago fucking sucks
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>>75265659
But the team still has their Hyman
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>reddithawks get btfo'd
I'm honestly very happy for all of the preds fan. This is warming my heart like nothing else. Hope they keep kicking the shit out of them
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lol
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>hawks
god I hope that faggot team gets sweeped
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>"WE ONLY LOST GAME 1 BECAUSE OF A FLUKY GOAL!"
>5-0 game 2
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APOLOGIZE
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"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dynasty""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>75265629
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>>75265710
My brother had blues beating preds in next round in the family bracket. He's a hockey genius
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with finns you _____ ?
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Yfw door swinging open for connor mcdavid
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>>75265761
Yeah, I'd say so at this point.
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flim flams getting SWEDED
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Holtby is a fucking dickhead
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>braden holtnigger
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>>75265759
Is that his sister?
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Not sure if I should be impressed with Toronto or disgusted with Washington
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Is >Hawks gonna be the new >Rags
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>>75265762
choke
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>crawshit
Reddithawks are done
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>>75265979
it's a battle of who will choke the hardest
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>CHIRAQISTAN BLACKCOCKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAHAHHAAHAHAHHA
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>DYNASTY
>DYNASTY
>DYNASTY
GETTING BTFO BY
FINNISH FUCKING GOALTENDING
LELMAO
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>>75265746
>shutout
>35 saves
>2 assists
Is Rinne the best player in the world atm?
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>>75266066
BASED POOPHIP
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>Chicago is going to win the Cup this year
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAHHHHHHH
ABSOLUTELY DELUSIONAL
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REV UP THOSE >RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
BTFO BTFO BTFO RAGGOTS BTFO BTFO BTFO
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>>75266099
NEVER AGAIN WILL CHICAGO WIN
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>>75266066
>elite playmaking
>elite goaltending
I think so
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>Be Chiaqi citizen
>Get shot
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>Flames losing 0-2 already
dat curse
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>CHIRAQ
>GOOD TEAM
LELMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
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>yfw the ducks win the cup
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>Reddithawks
lmao only reddit thought they would get past the Preds
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>>75266221
only if the Blues beat the Preds, Ducks can't beat Nashville
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Imagine being an obsessed Blackhawks hater
It's truly pathetic.
Pro-tip: The series isn't over yet
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Lel oh noo we might not win the cup this year. Whatever will we do? I mean. 3 is not enough
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The flimmies will never win another game in Anaheim, will they?
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>>75266283
Never Ever.
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hawks
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>>75266279
>this passive aggressive assrage
Top FIF
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>>75266279
2 1/2*
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>>75266283
not until kesler leaves
le speedy manlet cant handle him
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>>75266279
You mean 2.5?
Or really just 1 considering the first 2 you cheated the salary cap courtesy of Bettjew
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>ZERO
>GOALS
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funny how its reddit celebrating
its even more funny when reddit gets btfo
we went down 2-0 before and won and well do it again
reddit GO BACK
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>>75266279
Oh and you know your most hated rival the Kong? They have the sole distrinction of having won 2 FULL cups in 3 years in the salary cap era. Something the Nigghawks haven't done
Stay buttblasted
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>the Chiraqi reddit autist is providing his best damage control
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Reminder that only redditors hate the Blackhawks
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samurai jack? more like samurai cuck. or better yet samurai REDDIT
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Remember when Chiraq were talking about being the new Detroit like they'd ever be anything more than the autistic, far less successful little brother?
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>mad at the hawks
Success breeds jealousy. 3 is 3
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>>75266371
But you are about to miss the playoffs for the next 10 years though.
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>>75266378
Just like how the Devils have a FULL 3 cups amirite?
Stay delusional Chiraq
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>>75266395
And even with us having to bottom dwell for a while to come back we'll STILL have more history than you.
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>>75266395
But they have the sole distinction of being the most recent back-to-back repeat from 97 and 98.
The most frequent repeater since then has been your rival who won 2 full cups in 3 years which is something your Bettpucked team can't even do.
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>Calganiggers
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Nashville isn't even that good. Chicago has gone ice cold and we need to fucking get it together real soon. Everything looks dosjointed
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KEKED.
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Fuck the flim flams
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>>75266473
The Preds are good, they were just injured half the year.
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Hockey is a sport for god-fearing nordics not atheist neckbeard cucks. Go watch apehoop.
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>>75266473
That's what you get for resting all your players for the last week of the season
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>>75266395
Then we will be loaded with prospects and top 5 picks...and win another 3-4 cups.
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>>75266473
>isn't even that good
>lit up the blackcocks 5-0
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
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>>75266540
I hate the hawks but that OHL prospect is legit
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guys, let's list some players that have more goals than the entire blackheads roster thus far, I'll start
Zach Parise
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>>75266619
Tanner Glass
:^)
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>>75266619
Joel Edmundson
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>>75266473
>we
what jersey number do you wear m9?
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>>75266619
>pedosota trying any sort of bantz after their shit performance
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>>75266703
A 6th Man jersey.
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>>75266619
vladimir fucking sobotka
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>>75266619
Brad "Best player in the NHL" Marchand
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>>75266619
Harry Zolenerletterscyk
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>>75266619
A bald, reformed coke addict and a living meme.
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>Crapitals
At least legit contenders in the West will win tonight
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>>75266619
A literal fucking pylon named Phaneuf.
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That's it.
I'm fucking leaving /hoc/.
>coilers
>laffs
Fuck these teams.
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING CRAPS
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA CAPS
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Come on >flims. We need to complete the reverse Canadian sweep.
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>>75266927
Don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya!
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>>75266927
did trol u die?
you should do the same
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thank you based kapanen
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pittsburgh is going to win again. Fucking end me now. Fuck the shitty washityton craps. Holy fuck I hate this team
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anyone else totally at a loss over who they want to choke more?
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Finland keeps growing stronger
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What a fucking pass tbhh
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>>75266964
You are literally putting your life in the hands of the >flims. Just take 4 wins and be done with it man.
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>>75266979
Pens won't beat whoever comes out the West without Letang unless it's the Oilers
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L A F F S
A
F
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Did they finally get the memo that there aren't loser points in the playoffs?
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THANK YOU BASED BILL
THANK YOU BASED KAPANEN
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>>75266970
I miss lol I trol u desu
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>Crapichokes
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>wake up
>Take the dog for a jog
>I can smell the spring
>return home and take a shower
>giggle while listening to CHI-NSH recap in the shower
>giggle more
>start preparing an awesome breakfast for fiance because I am happy that mainstreamhawks are getting swept 4-0
>she will never know because she hates hockey
>no canadian gf
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>>75266927
Don't just leave, literally fucking die.
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>>75266992
Wonderful pass. One of those plays that perfectly captures what makes hockey so awesome.
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>Ducks on another pp
Jesus Calgary is a fucking goon team
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>>75267001
The only west team I might have taken over pittsburgh is chicago. No one has the firepower to keep up.
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>>75267036
Also Finns dominating playoffs too
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>>75267031
I don't, but watching him and Henrik Sendin get BTFO day after day was quite enjoyable.
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>>75267048
GTFO kipshit, no one loves you.
Also, Canucks will NEVER win a Stanley Cup, ever.
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>>75267019
It's almost as if the loser points come from losing ridiculous sideshows that have to manipulate the rules of the sport just so the games will end
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Why didn't Washington drop confetti for the Maple Leafs win?
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I hate you all
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>>75267036
Not to mention
>Finn scores game-winning double OT goal causing the Craps to lose
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>>75251289
what's the opposite of the "day of the rake?"
that's what today is
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-16 03:43:10
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Fuck the laffs and fuck you.
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I said caps in 6. I stand by it. Gg leafs
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>>75267081
NO, THAT'S >OUR THING.
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>>75266437
Wow. I'm impressed with your knowledge and appreciation of the greats, mexibro. Have a badge.
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>>75267095
The Syrupping
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Tough to sweep a team. Leafs are in trouble with Polak out.
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Checkers are in!
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>>75267085
Sorry friend but I hate the laffs and hope that their team dies in a plane accident
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>>75267095
"Day of the Vietnam" of course.
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>>75267109
I'm so happy you saved my awful image.
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>Ovechkin will NEVER win a cup
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>>75267075
>paco talking shit to anybody like he matters
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>>75267108
Sounds about right. Can't wait for shittier ACC ice.
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>its another shitty 1 seeds episode
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>>75267063
I think you're underrating some just because they haven't won with the current groups. Ducks (at least when healthy but their injuries might be fine by then) and Preds have very deep defense. Anaheim doesn't have the offense, but Preds were also 11th in goals during the regular season.
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>>75267129
Some of the confetti should be blue tbqh, but otherwise it's great.
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>0-4
LELMAO AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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CAPS GOT KAP'D
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>>75267127
They won't be playing in Russia for a long time, if ever, though.
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Reminder that the capitals are the BEST home ice team in the league
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>>75267156
LEAF'D
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>>75267112
I'm a non-beaner living in Tijuana, but working in San Diego. Best way to make up for the Calijew income tax.
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>>75267149
I was in a rush, if only I knew how to draw confetti on a laptop.
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Oh man i want ovie to finally win the cup. They aren't gonna choke it this time, are they?
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>>75267130
>ovechshit will never win a cup while getting perma-cucked by superior crosGOD
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>tfw we could literally win this series if matthews just stops being shit
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>>75267161
Wouldn't it be better to say "Kaps got Kap'd"
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>>75267176
>I'm a non-beaner living in Tijuana
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>mfw redditcucks pretend were not a dynasty
laughing SO HARD at predditors
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>>75267183
you're a traitor to your country and should be put in a gulag.
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>>75267171
LEAF'D
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>>75267185
You shouldn't have drafted a regular season babby m8.
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with the way this first round is going, could the shitposting top last years?
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>>75267199
>no consecutive cups
>dynasty
>>
Babcock blowing trotz out of the water so far. Washington is still okay, but the seeds out doubt have been sewn
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>>75267185
but >muh 4 goals in first game
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>>75267205
well done
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>>75266927
This is why Americans need to cheer for the Leafs
Some of your countrymen on /hoc/ already are Leafs fans, and it will leave this chink asspained as fuck
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>>75267216
Trotz really isn't a good playoff coach. People just gave him a pass because the Preds didn't have much talent most years.
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>tfw you never watch Laffs games
>decide to watch a bit of tonights game
>Hyman is some godlike player
>plays on the same like as Memelander
>Both Hyman and Memelander are actually good and exciting to watch
What the fuck...
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>>75267215
Don't reply to him. He is an obsessive spastic and not worth your time.
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>>75267199
I actively keep differential stats of playoffs. None of the blackhawks wins were impressive. The Kings cups had higher goal differentials than any of >your three.
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>>75267222
Nice trips, but you shouldn't be giving it (You)s.
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>no fowler or vatanen
Calgary shouldn't be in the playoffs desu
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>>75267235
fuck kessel
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>>75267211
>confetti
>SEETHING
>laughing SO HARD
>ted from akron
>craps choking
>reddithawks choking
>pedosota choking
the stars are aligning my friend
>>
Nooo way freddy and the kids can keep this level of play up for a whole series. Washington will overcome. Could easily win both road games
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>>75267192
>posting disgusting cumdumpsters with hipster "guages"
It's bretty gud, I get to bang bitches that have Kim Kardashian's body for less than 15 bux while the same girl would have probably costed 200 or 300 in 'Murica. Also rent is only 200 bux for an average hotel and the food is dirt cheap.
Ultimate way to BTFO a Mexicunt while you're raising the cost of living.
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>>75267243
Calgary will be the only Canadian team to lose today. What a fucking bunch of faggots.
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>>75267205
How old do you think the kid is?
Why is the mom licking her lips?
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>>75267222
I'm in
Never get tired of watching the craps step on their dicks desu
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>>75267235
All you ever need to tell if a team is exciting or not is to look at their goals per game and goals against per game.
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C U C K S
U
C
K
E
D
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>>75267258
Flimmies just tied it.
THE DAY OF LEAF
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>>75267258
AND ITS TIIIIED
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>>75267222
if the leafs lose the worst poster on here will hide until next year, and then we can spam his stupid orson wells memes when he comes out of hiding. my >pooins will probably get memed on bythe senators so a canadian team winning would be ideal so we can bully him even more
>>
Oh boy here come the flames.
REVENGE OF THE LEAF
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>>75267205
I want to be balls deep in that gilf
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>>75267260
Kid looks like Hyman.
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>>75266992
Was an amazing play by Boyle and vindicated him for the penalty he took earlier.
You now remember when some morons here kept saying the Leafs shouldnt have traded a 2nd round pick for him. To be fair it was mostly retarded oilcucks.
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>>75267290
Imagine the smell
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>canadian teams are growing stronger
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Maybe the Flames CAN break the curse?
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1 goal for every D you've taken out
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FLAMES!!!
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>>75267020
It was a good trade for both teams
Kapanen is showing he scores big goals
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>>75267328
Good
Hope he keeps it up desu.
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>>75267211
>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
Every TIME
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>>75267328
Exactly. Kessel got a ring, and the Leafs got Kap who has been playing very well this season.
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>>75267301
To be fair, we were just shitposting because we hoped Chiarelli could've grabbed him for >us, but we had to settle for Desharnais instead.
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>>75267319
>andrew in charge of not having a feed that is a minute behind
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>>75267185
You should kys if you think he wasn't playing well this game.
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>>75267205
She's hot as fuck, lucky kid
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Does anyone have any word from the Leafs on Polak's leg? How bad is it?
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>>75267376
dude he's done for the playoffs. no need to wait for a word, shit twisted up bad
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>>75267216
Babs is a huge factor here for sure. He's making the most of that D. Gonna get harder from here on in, with Polak injured. That's two RHD down.
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>>75267376
His knee and foot were facing in opposite directions. He's done until next season, lad.
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Holy fuck leafs! I am so impressed, you beat us haha. Seriously good job but it ain't over yet! See you in Toronto
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>>75267386
>>75267390
Okay. Damn.
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how the fuck did laffs/craps end up being the best series already
isn't even one of those defensive fest 1-0 games everyone else has already had
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>>75267305
The strongest team is the Canucks of course.
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>>75267400
>how is a series between perpetual chokers and a team with no defense entertaining
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>>75267248
Why not?? They're a young team playing without absolutely no pressure. Meanwhile the craps were crying about being "tight" and needing a wake up call in game fucking 1 of the playoffs. Wake the fuck up, the Capitals are total head cases.
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>>75267362
he whiffed on like 6 pucks with a clear shot and nobody blocking, give it a rest homer
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>>75267400
universe can't figure out which team it wants to lose more, the result is a meme parade
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>>75267235
>Both Hyman and Memelander are actually good and exciting to watch
You must be one filthy casual if you didn't know Nylander was good and exciting. Even people who hate the Leafs knew he was having a good year.
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>>75267395
don't start this
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>>75267386
>polak
>ever done
you must be new
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>>75267400
based cowboy post the dance he did in game 1
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This is the year i do it fags. Cup never so see ya
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>>75267262
Good lad
Im guessing youre a Pitts fan?
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>offside review
>not allowed to broadcast every angle until after the refs make the call
Literally why? Is the NHL just that fucking retarded?
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>>75267244
what did he ever do to you
>>
This game man holy shit. The rest of the series is gonna be intense gg Caps y'all played like warriors tonight.
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>>75267440
I only have the one from the pens game
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>>75267426
relax, lady. he'll get it going next game. he's just a little tight right now.
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Pongs Laffs Broship is the best broship in sports
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>>75267454
(((they))) don't want you to see the film before they edit it
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At this point (me being a Caps fan), I didn't really care all that much about whether one team or another team lost. Both teams played the shit out of that game, and man am I glad we actually have a challenging team against us in the playoffs. This series could really go either way, and if it ends up being Toronto that wins, I hope they go on to win the Cup.
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>>75267456
I'm not a Caps fan, but I am throughly impressed with the Leafs. They have manage to take on a superior team very well and have put up a hell of a fight.
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>Shea Weber on Nashville for years.
>always choked against any decent opponent.
>never a deep playoff threat.
But then
>First year no Weber
>on pace to sweep a #1
>Montreal takes Weber
>struggling with one of the worst Rags teams in recent history
>lucky to be tied 1-1 on home ice.
Hmmmm is it time to admit Weber is a scrub?
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>>75267436
Polak got his ass absolutely handed to him by a 21 year old last year, and the team later called up a career AHL goon for one game to fight Nurse in retribution.
Polak is a massive pussy, but his leg was completely rekt tonight.
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Leafs are pretty much the 2015 Chicago Cubs.
They may not win it all, but they're good and learning.
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We have angered the leaf overlord boys. The 0-5 memes are biting us in thr butt
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>>75266927
Praise the lord and good riddance.
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My heart just stopped beating like crazy. I might be able to type but that was such a hype game. Man I don't know if i can handle more games like this. KK with the 2 goal clutch! :DDDD I am so happy for him. He is like Claude fucking Lemiuex out there with his timely goals.
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Can anyone stop Finnoswede goaltending?
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>>75267490
Weber's not as bad against the >rags as he was against the Ducks and Sharks last year
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>>75267520
me
when i poo poo in his hip hip
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>Chocking to Snes
W E W
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>>75267339
Thanks lad, I hope so too. He's not going to be an all star but he looks like he can develop into a defensively responsible top 6 F who also PKs.
>>75267342
They also used the pick from the trade to get Andersen who was arguably their most important player this season. Both teams got what they wanted though obviously it worked out for the Pens a lot faster.
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Jesus, this is the most buttclenching game I've watched not involving the Lightning.
I usually find it kind of hard to "get into" games that don't involve my team, but man this series looks like its gonna be insane!
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>>75267444
This year is going to hurt bad. Still probably won't hurt as bad as '09-'10.
Mopey bullshit aside, I'm not worried about this series yet.
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>>75267480
The Leafs have been the superior team in the first two games
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I don't get caps fans. My roommater was actually crying and saying its all over. Uhhh one game? Chill desu senpai
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/cric/ rules /bundes/ drools
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Matthew 20:16: "So the last will be first, and the first will be last."
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>the gook is posting regularly again
Remember those couple months before the end of the season when it was nowhere to be found? So comfy.
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>>75267395
Kuznetsov was scary good tonight dude looks like he's going to have a monster series for you guys, hope I'm wrong though obviously
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Leave the Leafs to me.
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>>75267552
Not the 3rd period and ot in game 1. But they have been on par for a lot of it. Not better
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>>75267490
the problem is that he basically only deferred to his partner in Nashville so it was easy to coach against over the length of a series
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>>75267466
It's a good broship but you guys have some fans here who really hate us for some reason
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I was hoping for the Laffs to beat the Craps, but this faggot faux-Sean is such a retarded nigger that I now hope the Laffs lose every game.
Sorry other Laffs fans, it's just how it is.
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>reddit posting and sean posting one after the other
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>>75267587
Flames and Snes are the only well-liked Canadian teams here and it's purely because they're memes
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>>75267598
It's the real Sean. I asked him if it was in a game thread.
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>>75267554
I'm not that bad, but its worrying considering our playoff record. You start to doubt certain things. I still think we're fine but I feel a little less confident now than I did last week
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>>75267579
Yeah you're right, ignore that guy
It's been an even series so far neither team has been superior, but Caps have looked scarier at times. Leafs have wasted a lot of good scoring chances by being overly cute. Rookie stuff.
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>>75267612
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>75267597
fuck off cyattie
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>>75267609
And have no fans
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>>75267630
i dont know what that word means
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>>75267598
>>75267598
We hate him too
It's the real version of him though
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>reddit and sean posting at the same time
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>>75267634
Two of the only flimflam fans I know of on here are a bong and an American. It's fucking weird.
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Lel the raptors lost tho
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>>75267642
fuckin waste cyattie
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>>75267656
i dont know what that word means
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>>75267650
at least us leafs and burgers can agree he's absolute cancer and the blackhawks are gay
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>1st game, all canadian teams lose
>2nd game, all canadian teams win (?)
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>>75267654
leafs raptors and jays fanbases are all separate though
the in-fighting between leafs and jays is pretty weird desu, most jays fans are very anti-leafs. They think Rogers doesnt spend enough money on them or some shit
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LMFAO
>REDDITHAWKS
>0-1
>0-5
>PEKKA "MORE POINTS THAN YOUR WHOLE TEAM COMBINED" RINNE
>ALL """""""""""""""""""""""""FANS"""""""""""""""""""" LEAVING
>BOOING YOUR TEAM OFF THE ICE
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAO
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY NIGGER?
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Holy fuck, laughing SO HARD at the Reddithawks
Top JUST of the season
Preds in 5
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How is it allowed?
Why is it allowed for the coilers and laffs to win?
I hate it and I don't like it.
Why is something I hate allowed to happen?
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RINNE HAS MORE POINTS THAN THE BLACKHAWKS ENTIRE TEAM
LEEEEEELMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
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Ngl I have a gaudreau sweater and kind of follow calgary as my west team
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>>75267663
don't cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese me cyattie
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>>75267670
>all leaf series go L/W/L/W/L/W/L
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>>75267673
Hey can I have a slice?
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>>75267672
>>75267673
good posts
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>>75267675
post tits
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>>75267678
Fuck off bombston
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>2 assists
Is Pekka Rinne elite?
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>>75267672
>Laffs won't get swept
>Blackcocks might
Loving
Every
Laff
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>>75267645
I thought he was a successful businessman and owned properties in Florida and shit.
Why is he shitting up threads with copy and paste garbage and orson welles pics?
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>"""""""""""""""EXPERTS""""""""""""" HAD THE SHITHAWKS WINNING
LEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAO EMBARRASSING
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>>75267344
There was one of you who was unironically arguing that though. He was being told that the Leafs still had a 2nd round pick remaining and still kept arguing against it.
I'm now sitting here wondering how much of a blowout it would've been these past 2 games if the Caps had gotten the chance to put Ovie out against Ben Smith, which they've been doing against Boyle. Would've been a complete fucking shitshow with him, whereas Boyle has more than held his own and made a huge play tonight. Won a lot of faceoffs too
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>Blackhawks literally can't score
>Capitals D looks shit
>Penguins making a laugh of the BJs
Who saw these memes coming? Be honest.
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you know you can filter shawn right?
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>>75267708
I'm sure a lot of people overwhelming ly had Minnesota over St Louis. You just never know sometimes
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>>75267712
the poo jackets one i did, the rest caught me off guard
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>>75267706
Yes its true that I own a beach house in Florida, but so what, cant i make crapital fans butthurt as my leafs sweep them? millionaires are excluded from that or something?
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Pens fan checking in. What a blast of a game to watch. I hope the Leafs don't let up for a second while in Toronto and after. Congrats on the win tonight! Really hope yinz guys meet the pens in the 2nd round!
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>>75267712
I had the preds giving the hawks a rough time but ultimately losing. Wanted to pick them but didn't have the balls
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>>75267675
Buckle up for the next 10 years chink
Oilers and Leafs are gonna be good and Cantpucks are going to be utter shit.
>mfw the cantpucks end up picking 5th overall because vegas cucks them out of first
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>>75267712
The Jackets I always knew would fold under pressure. Classic meme team.
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>>75267686
No.
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>>75267712
Saw the bjs one coming. Penguins are a much stronger team than Columbus
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>>75267723
wrong
most the """"""""""experts""""""""" picked stl
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new thread
>>75267745
>>75267745
>>75267745
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>>75267712
Pongs memeing on the blow jackets could be seen a mile away. Definitely didn't expect the Cawks to have zero goals through two games.
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>>75267730
DUCK OFF REDDIT REEEEE
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>>75267730
Is this the time of night where we redditpost?
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>>75267675
How do you cope with the CONSTANT MISOGYNY on this forum, sister?!
Stand tall and freebleed.
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>>75267723
Nah mild have been in a tailspin for awhile. Chicago was RED HOT until they lost to the avs
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>>75267747
>perfectly on time
Autism.
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>>75267712
Well Caps fan have said throughout this season that their D has trouble with speedy skaters.
Leafs have a speed demon on 3/4 lines
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>>75267730
What type of faggot actually types this
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>>75267464
$50 says this is john goodman
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>>75267860
goodman lost a lot of fucking weight idiot google it
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>>75267492
Nurse is from Hamilton, I don't know what y'all expected. 905 bangs.
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