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>96

>>75249535
ALTE LIEBE
ROT STEHT DIR SEHR VIEL BESSER ALS GELB-BLAU

>>75249524
you can have rode back

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I won't tolerate this.

>>75249567
bist du von Hannover?
Meine oudere fraulein ist Hanoi

>>75249590
lel

>>75249618
Ja, ich bin aus Hannover. Aber aktuell wohne ich nicht mehr dort.
Oudere fraulein = fickificki?

>Tfw no German bf

Wtf muller choking getting embarrassing desu

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind;
Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm,
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.

Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht? -
Siehst Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht?
Den Erlenkönig mit Kron und Schweif? -
Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif. -

»Du liebes Kind, komm, geh mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele spiel ich mit dir;
Manch bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand,
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand.«

Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht,
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht? -
Sei ruhig, bleibe ruhig, mein Kind;
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind. -

»Willst, feiner Knabe, du mit mir gehn?
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön;
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein.«

Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
Erlkönigs Töchter am düstern Ort? -
Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh es genau:
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau. -

»Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt;
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt.«
Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an!
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan! -

Dem Vater grauset's, er reitet geschwind,
Er hält in den Armen das ächzende Kind,
Erreicht den Hof mit Mühe und Not;
In seinen Armen das Kind war tot.

How do I into bundesliga?

>that spaghetti
top lel

Tf full Spaghetti mode on. What the fuck mang?

fucking lel

>>75249858
do you speak German?

is everyone watching city-saints instead of this

neither

>>75249901
I'm watching Vaduz-Sion

LENO

are you kidding me

BERND LENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hype af

WHERE LEVERKUSEN STREAM?

Bernat is seriously too good to spend so much time on the bench.

>>75249717
Nein, ist eine frau von Deutchland ich hast gefucked

>>75250002
unironically reddit soccer streams

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>>75250010
Jessica Alaba ist much better than bernat

who is the hottest german lady in existence, /bundes/?

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>>75250087

>>75250087
German sprinter Lisa Mayer is cute

>>75249921
>

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>>75250087
Julia Görges

>>75250132
Gina ist cuter

>>75250087
Josephine van Delden

Two deaths of note today

RB Leipzig: We're devastated to report that a 56-year-old fan suffered a heart attack at the stadium today and later passed away. Rest in peace.

Emma Morano has died aged 117. She was the last living person who was verifiably born in the 1800s.

>>75250254
Gina whom?
>>75250330
Gay

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>>75250087
Gina Lückenkemper

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>>75250347
>She was the last living person who was verifiably born in the 1800s.

The end of an era

>>75250362
Butterface

>>75250362
>outtie
disgusting

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>>75250347
>>75250365

Julien Brandt is white af tho u'd think he'd be tan af bc soccer players are outside all da time

Really makes me think

Wasted chances: the game

>>75250379
>doesn't know what butterface means

>>75250386
How do you know from this pic?

>>75250447
what game are you watching

>>75250456
Outtie belly button you FUCKING PERV

Vaduz hit the crossbar three times and lost

RIP Liechtenstein

>>75250476
The one's on tv.

>>75250447
inb4 cheeky bauern winner in the 80th minute

>>75250456
I do though, that's why I said it.

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>lcim warming up

>>75250481
>vaduz relegated
nothing of value was lost

>>75250498
It would be so typical if he got injured today.

>Müllel
I'm glad that the meme is over

Müller is finished.

1. FC Nürnberg and VfB Stuttgart are required to play in bundes

>>75250510
He's Elite m8

>>75250524
Pulisic is elite m8.
Müller just pretended to be good for a couple of years and everyone fell for the MUH RAUMDEUTER meme

>>75250507
wouldnt make a big difference tho I think. pretty unlikely buyern still goes through against real

AHAHAHAHAHA

>MÜLLER

the state of the muller

mullel

>>75250542
t shareholder

>Neverkusen

>>75250581
t. murrikan soccer expert

>jedvej

>>75249894
Ja

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Lelkusen

vidal actually looks elite under ancelotti

>Neverkusen

Amazing.

leverkusen are finished

>inb4 muller own goal
>inb4 cheeky bayern equalizer after toprak can't do any more

>>75250599
Soy de Mexico, gringo.

>>75250551
Lewy will make a huge difference though.

>Dragovic

Kill it with fire. Game over. Everyone can go home. Bayern wins.

>>75250602
Is that in a pediatric ward?

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>>75250619
Even worse José

>>75249590

cheeky

Coman has been somewhat impressive today.

Time for some more snooker in a few minutes.
I really wish I had a snooker table or that my parents had one since I don't have the room for it in my apartment.

>>75250439
>>75250439

>>75250703
That's Alaba

why didn't he just cut inside

gayern

Neverkusen isn't even parking the bus and Bayern is still struggling.

>>75250741
everyone knows you cut downwards not to the side

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Germans, why not bet the money line that Bayern wins for every game?

By years end you'll have made a decent profit.

where is muller's first touch? can anyone find it

>>75250774
you'll probably lose more on the few games that they lose or draw every season that you'd make on the wins

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>>75250816
Her first touch is good you mong.
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Bayern playing with no CBs right now.

Where will costa be next season?

wolfsburg

>>75250866
Juventus if rumours are true.

>>75250602
who`

>>75250875
He won't go to 2. Bundesliga

what an awful game so far

Real completely destroyed Bayern's morale.

>>75250879
your next gf

spoiler alert btw

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>all this shitposting on twitter under #fragNagelsmann

kek

one cut inside please

>>75250938
+ Hummels' and Lewy's injury

>>75250976
We have a two for the price of one special going on. Would you like two cut insides?

>bauern
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Cod inside

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hahaha

if Redbull wins the league how will Bayern destroy the club next season?

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>>75251003

>Lahm

lmao

>la ciudad de lahm

>>75251057
call of duty? i dont get it

gijon played better than this leverkusen side today

god may be dead but with his last breath he declared that bayern munich just won't win

>>75251073
They will just buy half their players. Just like they did with BVB.

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>>75251122
That is what I expect.

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>game after game buyern does these horrible passes

my sides

>>75251131
How can I have?

>>75251131
fuck my dick

>>75251057
yummie desu

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>>75251151
b yourself

but less creepy

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>bauern

>inb4 last minute win for Buyern

Like with Pep, Bayern starts losing their shit when it gets to the important games. Seriously, why?

>>75251177
How be less creepy?

>>75251177
post her name
and sex videos

>>75251186
inb4 cheeky blooter after catching noyer out of position

>>75251195
stop watching cp

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>>75251187
Mental midgets

>>75251195
be more attractive

>>75251195
>have friends
>literally fuck each other (rotation)
also don't trust or listen to ""people"" on the internet

>>75251214
>inb4 cheeky blooter after catching noyer out of position

Almost happened lel

>>75251187
injuries n shit
Playing in the three competitions with no replacement for Lewy and only three CBs is pretty reckless

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>>75251195
as yourself what would franck do and do the opposite

>>75251236
someone post that inter goal vs >schalke

>>75251248
so don't rape children?

>no more buyerndusel

AHAHAHHAHA ITS OGRE

>the city of bauern
lamo customers on suicide watch

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>>75251253
exactly

>>75251235
>also don't trust or listen to ""people"" on the internet

So I shouldn't trust this post?

But if I do trust this post then I am trusting people on the internet....

>Neverkusen can't even beat Buyern
LAMO

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Buyern is finished. They will fight relegation next season.

>>75251270
reddit.com is that way

at least müllel is being honest

>>75251244
Why aren't they buying replacement then? They have a ton of money, like a lot.

>>75251329
Which way?
>>75251341
What did she said?

>>75251405
>What did she said?

Is that American?

>>75251425
Sí

>>75251425
Oui!

The Danish snooker commentator on Eurosport really is a hidden gem.
What a pleasure to listen to someone like him.

only five games left in the season

>>75251523
Oh my God

>>75251553
Don't take the Lord's name in vein

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>>75251566
>vein
I meant Vain

>>75251566
I think today specifically it is okay since he's down in Hell and can't hear us.

>>75251592
'no'

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good bye

>>75251698
Goodbye stranger
It's been nice
Hope you find your
Paradise
Tried to see your
Point of view
Hope your dreams will
All come true

>>75250774
>Germans, why not bet the money line that Bayern wins for every game?

Have a (You)

>>75251804
Thanks))))))

How is gaudino?

>>75251835
He's wank

hello i'm here now

what happened

>>75252000
Football is over and snooker is on

>>75252000
i am trying to decide where to travel, i watched dortmund earlier. did you see the match?

>>75252073
JUST

barça is playing at least..

>>75252141
hello! travel? that seems nice.. where to?

nope I didn't I wasn't even here. Did Dortmund play well?

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Just got back from the game, anyone got a webm or something of that comedy gold finishing/defeding around the 30 minute mark?

>>75252259
What's life in leverküssen like?

friendly reminder that RB Leipzig will win their first CL title next year

>>75252285
It's alright. You can definately live in worse cities.
Though technically my home is like 5 meters outside official city limits.

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>>75252347
Yeah and u'll bang that 50 y/o secretary LOL

Do we still have the Festgeldkonto?
I think the solution to our problems is to buy Dele Alli and Harry Kane.

>>75252488
quiet

>>75252166
Reykjavik, Tokyo, Copenhagen, or Moscow... hmmm

yeah i think they played well. some nice looking goals, and they could have scored a few more.

>>75252569
Tokyo

>>75252569
Ching Ching ling long

>>75252569
tokyo *-*
;_;

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>weebs

I've never been, so maybe I'm being completely unfair, but I've never understood all the hype around Reykjavik.
If I wanted to visit one of the North Atlantic islands, I'd much rather visit the Faroe Islands and Tórshavn.
It seems a lot more exotic.

What did Alfreð do?

Uh-oh

O_O

>>75252866
those frozen rocks are all on the bottom of my travel list

Want to pick up watching football, help me pick a team

I've got one requirement, their colors & kits must be aesthetic

>>75253273
for you, it was always VfB Stuttgart

>>75253273
Bayern

>>75253239
Yeah they're not top of my list either, but I would like to visit the Faroes at some point. One of my favourite tv persons has done a lot of stuff from up there and I'd like to see it in irl life.

>>75253273
Well if it doesn't have to be a Bundesliga team, *the* club to follow right now is Tottenham Hotspur.

>>75253273
Napoli if Sarri stays

>>75253239
>>75252866
Appeal does drop for Nordic countries of course... But downtown here is terrible because it's so small and packed

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...

>>75253388
For you, as in for Canada?
>>75253399
Yeah maybe, a friend of mine is from Munich and he sent me their jersey (which is too small for me now)
>>75253470
I'm an Inter Milan supporter

>>75253081
Someone answer me please?

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>>75254260
pic related

>>75253081
he chimped out

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Anyone will watch "Willkommen bei den Hartmanns?" Im sure its a really funny move poking at the refugee crisis and how Germans dont know how to cope with it. Its important to have a good amount of self-criticism and be able to make fun of oneself. Im sure we are presented as square, stiff and secptical :DDD Like we dont know how to behace around Negros and not treat them like human.
I hope people who watch this film get a different perspective on the people who are forced to live with us now.

My only complaint is that Til Schweiger doesnt play in it.

>>75255151
>fart
>haggle
>injection

nice. Maybe the word has jewish origins?

>>75255151
My favourites are rolig in Danish (calm) and Swedish (funny) and grine in Danish (laugh) and Norwegian (cry).

>>75255202
>watching German mainstream movies
disgusting

>>75255202
>starring Epic Kabongo
kek

Bayern is literally just Lewandowski

Without him it's all over.

>>75255226
It also means haggle in Danish.

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>>75256038
'no'

>>75255202
>and not treat them like human
why would you?

>>75256038
>injured himself because of a dive

>Open thread
>Browser asks if I want the page to be translated
Fuck off our website with your Naziscribble Krauts

>>75256654
häng dich, fettsack

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>>75256038
ye

the diving cunt is perfect for that club

That Hoffenheim win was really tough on the shareholders, huh?
Lashing out in all directions tonight

>>75257024
THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD

I think Schweinsteiger has scored tonight

>>75257150
He is a world champion and an embodiment of aryan superiority, of course girls will flock to him.

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Dundalk supporting RB Leipzig against the haters

>>75258064
No he scored a goal for Chicago Fire

>>75258296
Yes