OFFICIAL TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR v AFC BOURNEMOUTH MATCH THREAD

mr i only watch football

just need to remind people Tottenham are a club for plastics.

>>75243295
plub for clastics

4-0 Tottenham

the absolute state of the bournemouth bench
Fraser is the only decent one there

>>75243274
stream please?

>>75243286
POO

L
O
O

>A. Smith, Francis, S. Cook, Daniels
>this is still Mememouth's PL defense in 2017

>>75243468
You're replying to the proxy-posting Bristol Rovers supporter.

No team that comes out to Duel of the Fates will ever win the PL.

Anyone else see that sea of white faces in the crowd?

You don't see that at the Emirates lmao

>>75243477
Cook has most clearances in the league

just tuned in

i think that wilshere and boruc will have great games, this kills the spurs title hope

that's just me tho, maybe a 1-1 game
>Wilshere (23')
>Son (74')

>>75243719
Gay weird flute music and then *clap clap clap clap - CHELSEA*

Very strange

>>75243719
Mars The Bringer of War, but all the instruments have been replaced by geezers saying CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA.

test

Kane should get a hair transplant now before it gets really bad.

>>75243731
>wilshere
>scoring

>>75243779
I'm balding more than Kane

Would Tottenham be in the top 6 if they had to play all their home PL games at Wembley?

TOTNUM OTSPUR

>>75243779
Getting a hair transplant midway through the balding process would be a terrible idea. He should just shave his head and grow a beard tbqh.

>wilshit
he's shit take him off

Free kick no?

>>75243815
git rekt

>this fucking ref

+0.1 shekels deposited to his bank account

>>75243295
>hurrr durr every club not getting relegated is for plastics

Tripfag nonce

>>75243865
>the plastic doesn't understand

as expected

>>75243650
>he knows the name of individual star wars songs

Jesus Christ m8

>>75243865
That 190cm geezer is actually a nonce, someone pulled up the sex offenders register from where he lives and found him on there. I wouldn't engage him in conversation.

THis refball

>no foul for two shoves on Bournemouth players
>gives a foul for identical foul on yid

the FA are just desperate to help the spuds every way possible

After the derby I will watch your match. See you later.

>>75239819
>>75239819

>Eddie Meme

well done referee, give yourself a pat on the back you kike-loving cunt. what a fucking disgrace

Thank You Football Association. You are our GREATEST ally.

>eplel
>title "race" is russian mafia vs jews

I miss when this league was actually good.

COYS!!!

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Tottenham are not supposed to be this consistent guys. The Tottenham I grew up with was flakey as fuck. This feels like a rewrite of their club identity.

>>75243896
Nah i think i got it

>>75243947
you mean last season?

>>75243861
I'm 193cm though you fucking manlet.

When is St. Arselington day coming?

>>75243969
you know fuck all about football

>>75243902
Why am i not surprised

>>75243295
>never win anything
>club for plastics
nigga...

Damn son

Is there anything more comfy than watching spurs dismantle relegation fodder at home

Tottenham absolutely savage right now

Shame the season is essentially over

son is fucking on fire at the minute

>>75243973
When a shit team fluked their way into winning the league because top teams are so poorly run?

>>75243964
same, it's why i never really believe we won't fuck everything away. too conditioned by decades of spursy-ness.

fuck

Bournemouth are a bit of a pointless team aren't they

why does it seem like spurs face midtable/relegation crap every week

I want Spurs to win the league

17-0

dubs confirm

son begging the handshake thing

>>75243975
isnt that standard for your country?

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>I still don't rate Kane

>>75244011
placing bet now la'

love the gratuitously choreographed handshake celebrations

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>>75244011

Damn Spurs I like you and I wish we could help you out tomorrow but it just won't happen.

Reminder that the bookies had Tottenham -2 at evens

What excuse do you have for not doubling your money today?

>>75244017
You have the worst banter going. Why don't you just fuck off. You realise literally no-one wants you here?

>>75244008
because there's only like 4 teams that don't fit that description

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>>75244011

fucking hate spurs but would love to see them batter bournemouth 7 or 8 nil here

>>75244008
Because they've had the toughest schedule in the league up to now, so mostly bottom half sides and no top clubs are left.

>>75244017
I think 180 is.

>>75244035
>talking about the bet AFTER THE FACT
gay

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>>75244011

>>75244035
Took them at -1 la

>>75243984
always in contention

a pseudo plastic club

son is unironically the best forward in the EPL

just let that sink in lads

>>75244059
>past 7 years
>always

>>75244008
Got a tough end to the season though.

Chelsea (FA Cup semi)
Palace A
Arsenal H
West Ham A
United H
Leicester A
Hull A

Do not engage 190cm in conversation

He is a convicted pedophile

I love meme setpieces like that.

>>75244035
alright mystic meg

>>75244078
L
D
D
W
W
D
W

>>75244074
Mou - 4chin
Pep - Leddit

>>75244087
this
replying to tripfaggotry should give a free ban tbqh

I don't want to complain about success but it sure is annoying smashing all these teams and looking like a league winning side and never actually having a chance of winning

has anyone ever met a bournemouth fan IRL before? they're such a boring club I wish they weren't in the PL

Elite opinion: Spurs play better football than Chelsea and have been more impressive

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>>75244035
got em at 7/4

just need lukaku to lukaku smash now

>>75244078
palace away - potential to fuck up but should get at least a point there

arsenal home - perfect time to play them, easy 3 points

west ham away - always do good against wet sham easy 3 points

united at home - probably a draw since borinho will park the bus as per usual

leicester away - their season will be over after getting dry bummed out the champo by atletico so easy 3 points

hull away - we could play with 7 players and still win that game 3 points

easy 14 points imo

>>75244123
Their fans live in Bournemouth. Duh.

>>75244123
>boring manager
>shit and boring players
>based in fucking bournemouth

hope they go down next season 2bh

>>75244122
too many draws early in the season and a once-in-a-decade league performance by chelsea

>>75244127
>inb4 muh stats

>>75244127
they are the true champions even if the table doesn't reflect it

>>75244035
reminder that chelsea DNB is at roughly EVS, if youre interested in doubling your money again

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>>75244074
>W,W,W,L,W
What went so right

>>75244142
>once-in-a-decade
lol they aren't that good, both mourinho teams and ancelottis team were better

>>75244122
Injuries took a toll on spurs at the start of the season.

>>75244127
That's cos your brain prioritises recent form when thinking about it. Spurs HAVE been better recently. Chelsea have been better over the season.

>>75244158
better but if chelsea win the rest of their games they break the PL points record. generally 90+ pt seasons are rare

>>75244128
you still need Spurs to score another la

I know vertonghen is an elite defender but that doesnt stop me hating him, not sure why but i just absolutely cannot stand him

Is Spud the second luckiest team in the PL after Chelshit?

>>75244193
he's a dickhead. petulant and very touchy

>>75244204
here we go, indonesian arse bandwagoner. look at the points u got in both burnley games fapmai

I don't think Alli is dynamic enough to ever be a world class player. He has great technical ability and an unquestionable goal scoring instinct, but he's not quick and he can't beat players.

>>75244193
he's a bit of a cunt

>>75244204
>>>/sp/arse

>>75244187
i reckon they'll manage

>>75244193
he's a cunt. but good centre half yeah

>>75244176
And the euros hangover i guess.

Years of supporting Tottenham makes me assume next year this will all collapse and we'll do absolute shit, so it's sad to not actually win.

Given that next year >we might be at Wembley >we probably WILL be shit

>>75244193
The first 2 years of his Spurs career were mostly spent flailing uselessly as Aguero/Suarez breezed by him and scored. So maybe that's influencing your opinion.

afobe is so fucking shit

The England team should just be as many spurs players as possible

>>75244260
lel

fucking pseudo plastic club

fuck off

>>75244269
??? shouldn't you be glad they're giving Swansea a chance to pass Bournemouth?

>>75244193
I would dislike him if he wasn't spurs.

As it is he's a glorious Belgian lad.

Remember when he pulled a Villa players shorts down in the box and it somehow wasn't a penalty?

>literally all 11 bournemouth players in the box

kek

>>75244260
Yeah, this worked out so well last year isn't it?

Sissoko IN

Shit, I don't remember Spurs ever playing this well. I've been a customer since the 90's.

>>75244281
fuck plastics

>>75244357

Enjoy it.

damn their physio has nice coppa mondials

What the fuck? Kane is playing. I though spurs were playing without striker.

>tune in
>first thing i see is replays of players doing '''''''''''''special handshakes'''''''''''''''

not sure i even actually like football anymore

Bonermouth suck

>>75244422
Cool, fuck off grandad

>>75244399
half time mate better get delivering them pizzas

>>75244399
He assisted the second goal, how did you miss that?

>>75244422
Why are you so against it mate?

>>75244435
only copying Reus

If afobe is immediately subbed off for literally anyone else bournemouth might have a slight chance

Dont think this chav choding chort is for me lads

Kane/Son/Alli's celebrations are pretty fucking disgusting. I think it's indicative of an immaturity that's still within the squad.

>>75244435

becase they're male adults

>>75244459
Why do you hate fun?

>>75244466
So what?

>>75244123
The only one I know is Pyrionflax and he's a cunt

>>75244459
Better to act your age and perform than try to be mature and be ahit

>>75244466
It's kind of cringey but it's mostly down to Son who's just doing his 'super happy Asian banter' stereotype so I'm ok with it

>>75244431
His job is to tap in, not that.

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>>75244498
This is a 10 in UK

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>>75244123
i am one
at least im not a liverpool fan

I wonder what pochettino thinks of the Spurs handshake celebrations... Probably thinks they're faggots.

>>75244498
>wedge heel

No thanks.

>>75244512
no thank you

>>75244466
Majority of pro footballers are incredibly immature, I'm not really surprised.

>>75244534
Majority of people around 21/22 years old are incredibly immature.

>>75244513
Imagine talking shit and being from SWEDEN

>>75244525
He makes them shake hands

>>75244564

I can fault Sweden for lots lately but their actual Aryan homegrowns are gorgeous.

Why aren't Spurs dropping points ffs

>>75244549
Yeast infection ftw!

>>75244525
Pochettino requires his players to shake hands to show respect or whatever, so naturally the younger players have made a game out of it.

>all these disgusting 3dpd

>>75243295
>when you're so fat you try to eat the chicken on the badge only to find out that it's made of plastic

>>75244674
these halftime slags have been subpar to say the least

Francis is utter shite

>20

Catching you Rombobombo Lombokombo!

Bah' Gawd its Kane! Kane! Kane!

>>75244242
>wembley
For the entire league season? When is the new stadium due then?

holy shit even arsenals defence arent this feeble

KANE!! Eat my goal!

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Kane?

He's just a three season wonder

>>75244717
It's supposed to be finished early in 2018.

>>75244709

>master race
>their women look like inbred dogs

>>75244709
She's not much of a slag though?

You are so fucking bad at posting

>>75244717

Spurs will be at Wembley one year

The new stadium is already 25% finished

>the 3 season wonder strikes again

>FOR FREE
>HE DOES IT
>4 3

>>75244764
Older gay guys fucking sissy cross dressers.

>>75244720
Eddie Meme is too loyal to the players he got promoted with from League 1

>>75244774
but im not straight lol

What a great season this has been lads!

>>75244784
>a new tripfag

Go away

>>75244775
Yeh it shows theyre fucking awful

>Jack Wheelchair

Am I the only one who thinks the camera angles at WHL are really comfy?

IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!
IT'S HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAIIIN!
JACK WILSHERE,
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!

What's the wilshere chant lads?

>>75244830
offensive and violent imagery

>>75244829
What, is he injured?

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>be multi millionaire footballer
>could have any woman he wants
>marries and impregnates a genuine 5/10

literally why

Spurs play great, why aren't they 1st ffs!

>>75244854
why do you care?

>>75244854
he likes when birds shit in his mouth

>>75244854
not knowing about the will of life.
we dont choose who we fall in love with go read some Schopenhauer

But /sp/ told me Kane's a one season wonder, why does he keep scoring?

>>75244854
Never marry the girl you think is the hottest girl you can get. Recipe for ruin (not trolling)

>>75244854
its that love thing innit

>>75244854
Loyalty, love, etc.. Plus she won't go running to the papers to talk about having sex with him.

>>75244878
becaue the PL is overrated

Will Harry winks get a PL medal? Did he play enough?

Eriksen is playing like he's just received bad news

>>75244854
I'd rather have a 5/10 that I love/loves me than some 9/10 gold digger.

>>75244899
>american football experts
back to r/soccer

>>75244910
he always looks like his cat just been run over

>>75244871
underrated

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>>75244916
>getting this angry over america

>>75244929
He heard they only play the Arse twice this year...

>>75244853

You betcha,

who do they buy in the summer?

2 many Cooks spoil the B'r'o'th

>>75244990
Isco

>>75244990
Bale + cash for Son

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why are you inside watching this when its sunny and lovely out /sp/?

>>75244990
New winger
Replacement for Lloris

>>75244958
i love that man

>sub off stanislas
>leave on afobe
wew

>>75244854
>this negro is too good for white english girls
Maybe you could become a trap and please your masters.

It's about time I start moaning that Handsome Janssen needs to come on.

Spurs need 3 wins in their remaining 6 games to officially commence St. Gooners Day.

That's implying Arsenal win all their games. Which they won't.

>>75244990

Zaha
another attacker

>>75245023
>Spurs need 3 wins in their remaining 6 games to officially commence St. Gooners Day.

They needed 3 points from their last 4 games to do it last season.

>>75245041
>Zaha

>>75245023
Guys... It's only Arsenal

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>>75244990
Sell Lamela to Milan or some Serie A side. Buy Federico from Fiorentina.

>probably the best season they'll ever have
>cucked out of FA cup by Chelsea
>cucked out of the league by Chelsea

atleast they will get to confirm finishing above arsenal in the derby

>>75245023
So small time. You may finish above Arsenal but you still win nothing this season.

>>75245067
>cucked out of FA cup by Chelsea

What are you talking about? They haven't played Chelsea in the FA cup yet.

>>75245081
But wasn't finishing top 4 a trophy? And wasn't finishing above your North London rivals a trophy too?

>>75245084
They haven't been cucked out of the league by Chelsea yet either, but it's inevitable

Spurs are serial chokers at Wembley

>>75245081
>not knowing that North Londoners are allowed to invent their own trophies

>>75245097
so your post was pointless, as was this one

>>75245067
>probably the best season they'll ever have
didnt everyone say that last year?

>>75245081

Spurs have a good chance of winning the FA Cup

>>75245067
>probably the best season they'll ever have

Haven't they won the league a couple times in the past?

>>75245094
This is a bitter pill that we need to take in order to get Wenger to resign with his dignity intact. Arsenal with Allegri next season will be a title contender.

>>75245097

Historically Spurs have the best Wembley record of any English team

Kane to score within the next 5. Book it.

>>75245129
Twice, last like 50 years ago.

>>75245145
>we
Didn't know Arsenal were based in Jakarta, you bandwagoning scumbag.

>>75245145
yeah I'm sure allegri wants to leave a top club for the shit smear that is arsenal

enjoy wengers 2 year contract. or eddie howe.

>>75245145
Why would Allegri leave Juventus to manage Arsenal? Wouldn't Barcelona and PSG be much more attractive options?

>>75245155
Unless you mean bang some slags he isn't going to score any time soon.

Make some subs pooch! Dembele is an old man and next week is chelsea

>>75245179
Getting subbed is basically scoring.

>wanyama
>not based janssen

>>75245190

At least it's not Sissoko.

>>75245167
Arsenal has the setup necessary like youth setup and stadium to ensure success with future managers. Barcelona is on a decline and playing in a poor league while PSG is just an oil club with no history.

Is harry kane the best learning-impaired centre forward in world football?

but can they win the premierl eagle?

>>75245184
Is that what they told when you were a wee little lad getting subbed because your game was weak?

>>75245206
You're delusional.

>75245206
Don't even fucking reply to that.

>>75245206
ah yes brilliant youth talents like iwobi and gibbs. allegri cannot wait to manage these players.

>>75243844
>Getting a hair transplant midway through the balding process would be a terrible idea

no it isn't

he can get 5,000 FUE now to the front & middle then do more later if a bald spot appears

>>75244878
3 seasons wonder desu

>>75245217
>>75245219
>>75245220
Fuck's sake.

Spurs are just fucking around now

Damn thanks for the ez points Eddie, and to think I was fearing a 1-1 draw

>>75245246
>we

what part of little jerusalem are you from mate?

>>75244811
>new

i've been here for years.

>>75245206

Arsenal are "just another" London club with a 60k stadium and cancerous fanbase. Competing with Chelsea and now Spurs

+ City, Utd, Liverpoo

PSG are 66% sure of winning their domestic league every year

Barca have continual momentum because they always have great players

Arsenal is not an easy job

>>75245145
I bet you call Utd fans customers and Chelsea fans plastics

>>75245023
I prefer St. Arseholes Day.

>>75245215
Meet me at Schiphol.

>>75245257
He didn't even say 'we' you fucking mong

>>75245269
No, I have respect for Man United. At least they earn their own money and have rich history.

Fucking lel Sissoko

Wouldn't even get back in the Newcastle team now

>>75245288

disinterested nig

Husbando please score!

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>janssen still asn't scored in the pl

How do we fix janssen?

>commentator all happy Janssen gets 4 minutes of playing time

top kek the state of Janssen, m8es

>>75245281
Yes they're the best franchise for us asian customers.

Imagine a team full of Sissokos

>>75245317
are there even professional indian football players?

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Spurs

>>75245327
this desu senpai

>>75245321
>no goals the entire season
>win 11-0 on a final day, when the relegation has been sealed for months

Is 3 minutes of stoppage time the comfiest extra time?

>>75245309

U WOT M8

JANSSEN GOAT

MIRACLE IS REAL

JANSSEN

good job janssen, I might be a bournememe fan but I actually like you

I'm so happy for him.

I LOVE ISRAEL

:D

JANSSEN!

>Bournemouth will always be the team Janssen scored against

APOLOGIZE

JANSSEN SCORED
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fuck yes

>>75243455
Called it.

lol the ultimate shame for bournemouth defence

HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS

HE SCORES WHEN HE WAAAAAAANTS

Are they chanting "Vincent Janssen, he's one of our own"? Kek

>>75245373
Always the same. If anyone hasn't got a goal in a while they will break that against us

https://youtu.be/0ZhysyhUL9k

Twat! That was liquid football.

>Eddie Meme and his League 1 standard defence

>letting Janssen score

Spurs fan here, does this mean that we will finish above arsenal this season?

>>75245444
all but guaranteed la

>>75245444
yes >we will friend

>>75245444
Arsenal can get a maximum of 78 points if they win their last 8 games. Spurs have 71.

>>75245274
>Pushes you in Moroccan cab.

>>75245444
It's not guaranteed, not for a while. But to finish below then now would be the most total Totteringhams Day collapse probably ever.

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pls come back

>98% pass accuracy

Wew.