>player scores >he points at his assist man and runs to hug him

>hugging in the middle of a game

>>75242842
>player scores
>doesnt celebrate out of respect for his former team.

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>player score
>make his famous celebration™ already planned to be on the next Fifa game

>>75242919
Absolutely Halal

>>75242952
>player scores not monumental tap in and celebrates heavily without acknowledging the assist

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>player scores
>runs to the front of the stand behind the goal for a group hug with the supporters and his teammates follow him

>player scores
>runs half the length of the pitch to celebrate in front of an opponent, that had previously made fun of him

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>player scores a meaningless 4-0 tap-in goal
>celebrates like he just won the world cup

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>player shoves his teammates out of the way so he can do his Dab™ sponsored by Adidas

Shoving your mates out of the way is only acceptable if you have a dedication to a deceased relative or something

>playet scores
>full of joy, he celebrates with his teammates
>goal is disallowed

>player scores
>doesn't celebrate

Wenger in

>player scores.
>points at the sky expressing gratitude to a invisible being that did nothing to help him score in the first place.

>player scores
>goes to celebrate with the fans
>gets sent off for a second bookable offence

>player scores
>runs to the stands
>other players run and try to hug him
>he shrugs them off

>player scores
>runs to the camera
>kisses his wedding ring
>"hey, wife, I love you!"

>player scores
>does a meme dance that the local bigwigs are trying to pass off as the next big thing

>player scores
>pulls out his shirt and gets a yellow card

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>hand in your shirt and your boots
>and your other boot

>>75243184
>player scores
>praises Allah

>player scores
>slides to the corner flag on his knees
>gets a ligament injury
>out for the season

>player scores
>taunts player who taunted him moments before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbYar-aoA64

anyone noticed firmino always goes for taking off his shirt every time he scores but changes his mind most of the time

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>woman scores
>takes off her shirt but not her bra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uos71JHj6nE
>minute 11:55

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The GOAT

https://youtu.be/w9VEP5YAw7Y

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>player scores
>takes off his pants

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>player scores
>it's a counter strike reference

>>75243598
lol
>brazil
I heard inmates each other over there

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>>75243586

>>75243688
ahh yes back when city had integrity

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>Player scores an offside goal.
>Starts celebrating

>>75243419
underrated

>player makes an effort to put a ball across a painted line on the floor

>>75245753
sissoko i thought you were in london?

>>75242885
>clapping in the middle of a game

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>>75243003
say my name

>player scores on a WC final on Brazil against krauts
>Proceed to celebrate like the best goal you have ever made
>Goal get disallowed because offside
>Proceed to miss a tap-in in the same game

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>player doesn't score, but he's next to the one who did it
>celebrates like he did it, tricking fans and commentators into thinking he scored

>>75246012
Rapey McRapeface

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>Player scores a rebound off an opposing player
>Runs up and leaps on his back

>>75242842
>players team mate scores
>he looks visibly frustrated

>player scores a penalty in the last minute after doing nothing the whole game to put a three goal lead and celebrates like he's the hero

>>75243184
I almost cut myself on that edge

>player scores
>runs to the corner flag
>tries a kneeslide and falls on his face

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>player scores own goal
>blames it on something else

>>75246958
see >>75246012

>>75247530
Tbf it was in the city of his childhood club

>argue with the ref
>turn around and score a blooter
>continue to argue with the ref

>>75242919
>player scores
>dabs respectively out of respect for his former team

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>player scores
>teammates arrive alongside him and do the macarena

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>player of team A starts praying for his team to win
>player of team B does the same thing

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>player scores
>runs at the opposite side of the pitch just to celebrate in front of the fans of his former club

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>player dives
>is so into his act that he keeps on pretending to be hurt after their already awarded a freekick
>even the stretchers are brought out
>player is carried to the side, still pretending to be hurt
>runs back in as if nothing happened 10 seconds later

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>player scores
>rides his stick

>>75242919

>Player scores an equalising goal in an important game
>Doesn't celebrate at all

I've never understood this. Show your passion.

>>75243184
If you are talking about Messi, Dybala and all these Argentine players who do it, it's not about god but the passed folks

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>>75246085
>>75244190
DELET

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>player makes an almost-nice pass
>would be receiver of the pass raises his hand and gives a thumbs up

>>75243184
it's not to god

it's for his ancestors dumbass

learn argentine traditions

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>>75242952
Is it autistic to have a signature celebration™?

>player scores and goes of celebrating
>teammates literally trying to rip his shirt off trying to nuthug him or something and throws pulls him down

>>75253722
Is that Asap Rocky?

>player scores
>makes heart™ with his hands™ while running towards the camera®

>>75243013
or a dedication to your newborn child

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>player scores against >your team
>celebrates like this
What do you do?

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>Torres scores
>/sp/ goes absolutely fucking insane as if they scored the goal themsleves

>>75255567
Cut inside la

>>75242997
DELET

>>75243090

This is the fucking worst

>>75255567
>player scores a meaningless goal with his team down 3-0
>celebrates trying to taunt people

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>>75253336
>he goes to pick the ball inside the goal
>the opposing team starts fighting to get the ball first
>people actually get sent off because of this

>>75255685
poor b8 senpai, apply yourself

>very hyped up player scores first goal for club in 90+3
>everyone gathers round him
>celebrate forever
>other team equalizes in the 100th minute

>>75243453
>changes his mind

it's literally >his celebration lmao

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>>75243184

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>>75242952
Hey guys! Am I marketable yet?

>>75243586
>>75243688

Is this a dare or something?

Also Stephen Ireland is a complete and utter faggot.

>Player scores late equaliser
>Has a scuffle with the goalkeeper who has the ball in his hands, as if those 3 extra seconds saved running back to the centre spot with the ball in his hands will make a difference

>>75259133

Reminds me of Italy vs Slovakia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYF-W84s_ZE

>that minute in

hahahaha

>world cup final
>score is 0-0
>last minute
>player alone in front of the goal
>shoots
>scores
>stops breathing on purpose
>kills himself
>he was the keeper
>it was an own goal

>scores
>player makes the cross sign
>from a protestant country

>nigger scores
>dabs

>>75243259
kek

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>player scores
>runs over to kiss his gf

thats /sp/ in the middle btw

>>75251966
>respectively

>>75263263
good post.

>>75243443
A little less cool if you're playing fucking Andorra

>>75259471
Those vuvuzuelas jesus christ fucking monkies

>>75255567
damn that nigga got style, and he still cutting inside to this day

>>75263748
Because protestants believe jesus died in a motorbike crash?

>>75265536
That girl looks like some outdated Ukrainian whores in Pattaya tbhfãm.
Me in the middle

The USA declared war on Germany first, not the other way around like they would have you believe.

>>75252392
Based Adebayor

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>miss penalty
>blame ground

>>75253336
this is badass. like who cares I just tied the fucking game and I don't care the fuck you gonna do?

>player scores
>doesn't celebrate

>player types gg even though it was bg

>>75255567
cut inside my own wrists

>>75253424
>but the passed folks
then why are they pointing up and not down? people are buried not launched into space

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>Player celebrate by put the shirt over head
>Get booked because it's blocked the sponsor™

>>75269266
>checkmate, atheists.

>>75263263
Directed by M. Night Shamalalaa

>scores vs his old club
>celebrates because he is the best striker in the world right now
Thank you Lewa

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>player scores
>rips his shirt off
>gets his second yellow
It was so cool when it was legal

>scores dead rubber goal in champions league final
>celebrates like he got the winner

>>75242997
Based Adebayor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liV3LwrLOZU