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/147/ 2017 World Snooker Championship

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It begins!

All times Britain time. Live coverage on BBC

Today:
10:00
Mark Selby (Eng) v Fergal O'Brien (Ire)
Anthony McGill (Sco) v Stephen Maguire (Sco)

14:30
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Gary Wilson (Eng)
Kyren Wilson (Eng) v David Grace (Eng)

19:00
Mark Selby (Eng) v Fergal O'Brien (Ire)
Anthony McGill (Sco) v Stephen Maguire (Sco)
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Snooker loopy nuts are we
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based, I was waiting for a thread.

who /twoweeksofpurecomfy/ here?
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>Lmaoby
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Yes, finally a thread, pity I have to go to school.
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What are your snooker marathon snacks /147/?
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>>75242354
Me. I've taken most days off. Two weeks of snooker, comfy, and copious amounds of tea.
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>>75242366
I was waiting for a thread too, but after 30 minutes I lost patience.
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>>75242368
Just went to the shops there now, really busy with people buying lots of stuff for tomorrow.

Got 4 big bags of Space Raiders, 3 pickled onion and 1 beef. A few of the local craft beers, 2 ales, a pilsner and a stout. Some chocolate hobnobs and a pile of fruit to make me feel less shit.
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>[x] lower league football shirt in the crowd
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>>75242368
got some salted doritos I'm going to make nachos with
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Sheffield seems comfy
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>>75242368
I have salmiak candy and a fuet, but I try to contain myself.
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>>75242418
Already failing at containing myself
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Was that a woof or a sneeze?
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cue balls!!!!!!
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Does anyone have last year's bingo?
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Nice shot
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>ronnie's 5 minute 147 was 20 years ago this week
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Anyone got McGill - Maguire stream?
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>>75242550
It's on BBC's red button and their website at least. Not sure where else it's streamed for us continentals.
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Good morning lads. Shouldn't have been watching Rogue One till 4am.

Shame how the Worlds is the last bastion of proper long-form Snooker. At least Barry Hearn got told where to shove the Snooker Shootout.

>>75242550

Is it not on the BBC sport website? There's a browser add-on called Hulu unblocker or something.

Otherwise try cricfree.sc
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>>75242611
It's Hola, but BBC keeps getting better at recognizing it, so it might take frustratingly many attempts to be able to watch it.
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>Fergal broke the record for longest frame ever (two hours and three minutes) just to get Zested
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>>75242713
Imagine the finals. 2 hours x 35 frames. Get your drip-bags ready.
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WE ARE BACK

Missed you all, lads. Time to get comfy and enjoy the next two weeks.
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fergus mcbreen getting molested here
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>lelby
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>>75243182
>"the Selby era"
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Fucking lol
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>>75243278
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>>75243278
oh wow lol haha xd
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>>75243278
>Ronnie O'Sullivan's twitter
where have you been all my life
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>>75243373
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>>75243373
MSGA
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>>75243278
top lel
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>>75243401
no it would be make snooker naughty again
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Coverage is back. BBC1 now.
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Shhh Fergie, it will all be over soon....
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Please use my OP image for the next thread lads, I have only seen it used once in the two years or so.
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whos your pick to win it this year?
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Afternoon cunts, glad to be back. I ALMOST missed even the tripfags here
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STAPH SELBY HE'S DEAD ALREADY
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>>75244510
I remember seeing it quite a bit t b h
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>>75244510
Saved for future use.
I had neglected to save images from last year so I had to find a generic google snooker image for this thread.
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What was Rpmmie thinking?
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>>75244669
ayyyy whatsup ya fat ginger cunt
been a while eh
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>>75244932
how can so many people not know how to choose trousers that fit them
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>>75244986

Murphy looks like a sweaty televangelist. The Chinese lads probably bought their suit in Matalan yesterday.
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>>75245013
>The Chinese lads probably bought their suit in Matalan yesterday

mere days after their cousins made them back home
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>>75244986
Because they have to look like they fit when they are sat down because god forbid you show your fucking socks.

Pain in the arse when trousers are too long and sit on top of shoes, look a right mess desu.
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They still persevere with the pseudo-science?
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>rory mccleod's sponsor
>Trump vs ISIS

you can't make this up
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>>75245048

Kek. From all I've heard the Chinese players live in shitty bedsits near a snooker academy in Sheffield, and don't do fuck all else.
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Another year has gone so quickly.
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>>75244527
/OurBoy/
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>>75245260
I know lad, get's quicker and quicker as you get older too.
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>>75245445
no pls
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who swore?
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>>75244527
FUUUU
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Imagine spending your life being a shit snooker player unable to make it as a proper pro
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>>75244510
I've made like 4 threads this year with that image you drip. Some gaylord even asked me to stop.
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>>75244510
Stupid, sexy Selby.

>>75244531
alri, lad.

>>75245260
>>75245445
Lads pls, I ain't ready for feels yet.
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>>75242790
missed a 9 darter on thursday
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>Going Home
>Looks like a bald Jez from Peep Show

Okay, I like this boy.
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GWAN G WILSON
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>>75242519
I have the 2015 bingo
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Looks like I'll be taking up playing snooker and pool as a hobby soon. I've started watching snooker during last year's world championship and I love it.

In a month or two, I'll move back to my hometown, close to three snooker/pool cafe's. One offers snooker lessons on sundays, for the regular hourly snooker fee. Another one offers free pool in the afternoons.

Any conventions or unwritten rules I should know about?
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>>75245605
>>75242519
That's the latest one I did.

Gimme current memes and I'll make a new one at some point this weekend
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>>75245605
Thanks. Very little has changed, it appears.
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>>75245611
Let your opponent go back to table even if you want to concede
Apologise for everything even slightly flukey
Don't stick the cue up your arse
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>>75245611
you have to wear a suit
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>>75245570
...I know
>mfw
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>>75245653
Is it considered weird for someone to play against himself (if it's not busy) just for practice?
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>this guy again

>>75245672
I've done it and you'll see plenty doing it too. As long as there isn't a pair of people waiting to play you're fine
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>>75245690
Thanks for your answers.
>As long as there isn't a pair of people waiting to play you're fine
So common sense and common decency then? I think I could do that.
I'll probably figure the rest out just by being there.
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>>75245728
It's generally a rule of clubs, rather an a case of decency. If people are waiting to play they get preference over those practising on their own
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>>75245728
also, every time the brown ball is potted you shout "BROWN!" really loudly
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GWON RONNIE
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>>75245611
in the UK lots of dodgy people hang around in snooker halls so i guess you could become part of gang
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#Can'tGWONtheRon
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>>75245783
>>75245844
>G-ary W-ils-ON
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You wonder how much underground crime money Ronnie has laundered through his "pal" Damien Hirst and his shitty modern art which is worth millions (allegedly).
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>>75245919
It all makes sense now
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Is G Wilson trained by Ebdon by any chance?

You're not going to win, fucking get on with it
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That cue ball
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!147
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bit of a stretch.
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>>75242348

Me and him and them and me.
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>>75246072
Ebdon is acutally in this years World Snooker Championship
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>>75246072
>>75246366
>tfw Bingham v Ebdon
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>>75245690
he just bloody loves snooker, that lad
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Medal Man is still alive!
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>>75246446
Never knew Sheffield was a jungle desu
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>>75246446
Based
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>>75245690
>>75246417
Iconic
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Time for thirty minutes of Wilson trying to pull it back, failing and losing the frame comfortably
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>>75246446
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>They pay their money
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Ronnie confirmed for match fixing
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>Kyren Wilson's nickname is "The Warrior"
Well that just doesn't fit.

OH BOY time for Steve's taxi
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>6'5" snooker player
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>we do a lot of flying so if I had a superpower I'd want it to be the same thing I already do rather than being able to instantly teleport

Fucking idiot
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>>75247279
Who said this?
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It's on BBC2 now
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CENTURY
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TON UP
O
N

U
P
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>>75245627
An oriental endears himself to the crucible crowd
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RESPOTTED BLACK
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>Literally falling into the trap
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G'WON RONNIE!
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what do we reckon the age of big hooped girl is
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Is this being streamed anywhere?
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>>75249026
I'm watching this: http://www.shadow-net.org/channels/BBC-2.html
The full screen button doesn't do anything, but apart from that it's a good stream.
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>>75249026
BBC legit for Brits
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>>75249078
Saying not avail in my region. But ty anyway.
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GARY NO!!!!!
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>>75249115
Hm, does this one work then?
https://www.filmon.tv/channel/bbc-two
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Joke about a re-rack in 3... 2....1.....
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Anyone tell the spurs fan only lower league shirts are allowed
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Hazel is such a treat to the eyes.
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>>75242400
Shot my first few ropes up a faff in sheffield.

Ah sweet memories...
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Gaz has a really weird head
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>>75247261
One way ticket to chronic back pain in your later years
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>football shirt guy
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>inch perfect
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>Ginger
>Hasnt potted anything for 1h 20m
>Getting slapped by a bloke who belongs in a kebab house
>balding
>Ginger
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>>75251234
Still sounds better than watching selby
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>selby in charge of entertaining the crowd with a flowing century break
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>>75251251
>Mark "Value for Money" Selby
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>>75251234
He's cute though
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can't pester the jester.
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>>75251299
He's a slimline Coppercab
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Le fat man sitting near le front wearing football shirt looking le proud of himself with hands on knees
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>>75251234
Not even the best ginger on tour. Neil Robertson doesn't count as he sold out by going blonde.
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>these reds in the selby match

Just like when I'm playing.
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WHERE'S
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>selby in charge of finishing off an easy opponent
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Imaging paying for crucible tickets and you turn up and its a selby match
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Got Mark Allen in my Uni Sweeps lads
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GWAN FERGAL
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that's a bad miss by obrien
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I bet Selby's wife pegs him.

>>75251370
Woollaston is the most sweaty elbow'd man on the circuit
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selby is real good friend of mine

ama
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>he did Ireland proud
nah not really
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>>75252180
Tell me about selby why does he play the safety
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>o'brien
Fucking jobber
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Just look at that fucking human leopard
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>>75252306
perhaps hes wondering how someone could win a frame with only 3 snookers needed
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>>75251370
>getting yourself a solid Eastern European qt

Good lad
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>>75254186
Obviously for that sweet, sweet British citizenship/
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>mfw snooker is on
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you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
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Sunday 16 April
10:00
Shaun Murphy (Eng) v Yan Bingtao (Chn)
Kyren Wilson (Eng) 5-4 David Grace (Eng)

14:30
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) 5-4 Gary Wilson (Eng)
Stuart Bingham (Eng) v Peter Ebdon (Eng)

19:00
Marco Fu (HK) v Luca Brecel (Bel)
Mark Allen (NI) v Jimmy Robertson (Eng)
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>>75270871
>>75270871
>>75270871
Broadcast starts on BBC2
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>>75270871
alri
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can someone redpill me on snooker vs billiards?
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>>75270915
Snooker is the king of cue sports
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BURN BABY BURN
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That China boy is 7 years younger than me. Damn. I'm much too young to be feeling this old.
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Who /YanTheChinaman/ here
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>>75270950
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>>75270871
>Marco Fu (HK) v Luca Brecel (Bel)
>Mark Allen (NI) v Jimmy Robertson (Eng)
So, the former match IS considered more important, right? Because they only broadcast one of the two matches in our TV.

>>75270915
It's like mahjong riichi vs texas hold'em.
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>>75245605
Add copious references to Donald Trump
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>>75271100
Who is the Trump of Snooker? inb4 Judd
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>>75271204
Thats the one, my Aussie friend
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Shouldn't you all be at church?
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C E N T U R Y

>>75271274
Already been yesterday
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T O N U P
O
N

U
P

I like this young chinaman
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Anyone that wants Murphy to win this is an enemy of snooker.
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C E N T U R Y
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>>75271512
Nice rack, but it could do with a clean
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>>75271204
It's Barry.
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>>75270915
Chess and checkers respectably
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Just T O N my shit U P
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>tfw no qt Bulgarian snooker-loving gf
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How are you lads achieving maximum comfy today?

I for one am drinking copious amounds of tea, while wearing pajama pants and a very soft sweater, sitting in a comfortable chair, with my body recovering from my daily work out, watching the snooker.
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>>75271889
you stroking it?
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>>75271986
No. Not today.
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Yan still in this.

>>75271889
By switching between posting in here and lying in my bed. Plus waiting for the roast pork that's in the oven.
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who's the ref in this moiphy match?
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>>75272059
looks like Maike Kesseler

lots of nice female refs in snooker i've found, including that tatiana woolaston earlier on in the thread
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>>75270899
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>Yan
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>Conceding 3 frames to this chump
Did Shaun bun a cheeky zoot for breakfast?
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>he doesn't like Shorn Morphy
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>Kyrie Eleison

>>75272223
No bully. He's gonna do it.
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Yan is a handsome lad
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>>75272759
would be laff
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>>75271512
I miss her.
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...and we're back
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Vegan v Chicken Dinner
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>tfw sat out in the country with shitty mobile internet on the BBC sport website
>hungover as fuck and there's screaming kids everywhere
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>>75270915
>can someone redpill me on snooker vs billiards?

Billiards are played on pocketless tables, and the chess vs checkers comparison is apt, with snooker being checkers and 3 cushion billiards being chess.
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>it's a barry hearn says chinese players will dominate in a few years episode
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Anyone have the insecure Bingham WebM?
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shoo shoo gains goblin
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>>75273766
TYBBing
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>rob walker will never give you a backstage tour of the public execution area in a 1984 style britain
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>that ebdon feel
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>>75273766
Thank you Based Bing
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Reminder that Ronnie is OUR guy
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>>75273858
>rich arrogant millionaire prick who comes from a seedy crime background

ah yes
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>>75273858
"no"
even Selby is more our guy than Rppmie
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Gary Wilson is an elf I presume.
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>>75273906
looks half asian
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>>75273906
Looks legit like a lizard or a salamander or some shit.
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>>75273918
Looks Finnish.
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Drunk lad
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What time does Mark Williams play?
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>>75273880
>even

Selby is like /spuh/ playing snooker. Truely /ourguy/.
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>>75274065
Nearly there

3/4 bottle rioja down
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>>75274065
absolute madman
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Is it just me or does Ebdon look more like John Lithgow every year?
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Why did that guy get chucked out?
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>>75273433
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Down to one monitor so I can't have the snooker on one and ETS2 on the other like I used to.
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>>75273869
>people saving my work :)
>mfw
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>>75274412
Good work m8.
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>>75274362
completely blootered
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>trying to play on and try a trick shot and fucking it up

lmao what an autistic bender
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TON UP

>>75274407
I remember you, ETS2 bro.

I've got Snooker on one screen and XCom Long War on the other.
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C E N T U R Y
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C E N T U R Y
E
N
T
U
R
Y
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>>75274722
>comfy snooker
>XCOM Long War
You're a man of diverse tastes, anon.

Haven't touched XCOM EW or 2 for months since I rage quit 2.
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>it's a ronnie clears the table in 3 minutes frame
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C E N T U R Y

>>75275055
>Selby's face when
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>>75275102
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ANOTHER CENTURY LADS
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Confession time.

I fucking hate Selby but I put a [tenner] as outright winner anyway. I will hedge my bet accordingly if he gets degeated though.
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>some nerd in a tracksuit sitting in Cov fan's seat
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>>75275160
Smart thing to do, it's win-win

(unless he gets beaten by another cunt like Morphy)
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>>75273879
I see nothing in that snark which magically makes him not /ourguy/.
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>>75273858
Rpnnie is GOAT but he's not /ourguy/.
Bing or Ding are /ourguys/
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>keeps him happy off the table

oeeerrr
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>>75275238
Consider the following: Bing isn't our guy but OUR BOY
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GWAN RONNIE
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Voldemort getting BTFO
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>it's a pan to Damien Hirst in the crowd frame
We get it, they're m8s
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End it for fucks sake.
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>>75275368
It's the classic 'play safety until Ronnie gets bored and fucks everything up' tactic Selby pioneered
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>>75275368
>>75275405
It legit works as well
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>rpnnie
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>>75275405
Ebdon founded the tactic, Selby mastered it.
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Cheeky.
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DAT BLACK
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>>75275405
>Selby pioneered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTdPPiItGOQ
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>>75275513
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Taxi time!

Do they still do the "handwriting" "analysis" "feature"?
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Steve Davis' Fake Taxi!

>>75275815
>Do they still do the "handwriting" "analysis" "feature"?
lel that was good
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Yung Bing
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Who is /our boy/ this year?

(My main men Mark Williams and Angles both failed to qualify so I'm sort of in need of a player to root for.)
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>>75276176
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This Wilson cunt looks like he should be living in a Tibetan village doing kung fu.
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>>75276793
kek
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>>75246250
We'll show them what can do
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>>75278233
>what can do

Can you do anything right Fergie?
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You blue it!
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>>75276793
He's looking calm and serene, so it has helped.
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>g-get get g-get get get get g-get
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I'm not usually a Ronniefag but this bloke looks rather unsettling.
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>he's such a beautiful man
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>>75280406
He didn't mean physically, silly.
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Why do they always basically bring up Ronnie having mental issues. Seems a bit crude.
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>>75280490
Because if he didn't have any mental issues, he would be winning every single competition.

t. Ronnie hater
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>>75280490
They mollycoddle him way too much.
Comes across a bit patronising, they treat him like a child. That said he acts like a child sometimes so maybe it's deserved.
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Been in and out of hospital last week with gut destroying appendicitis.Worst days of my life but snooker and /147/ has kept me going

Something about snooker and a painkiller induced comatosed state just works. Time seems particularly distorted now Ebdons playing
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>>75280940
Get better m8. x
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>>75280940
Get well soon, anon.
>Time seems particularly distorted now Ebdons playing
lel
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C E N T U R Y
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>it's a Rppmie is too autistic to answer questions like an adult season
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who /RobotWars/ here?
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BINGHAM

ABSOLUTELY

TORTURED
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Is Ebdon /ourguy/?
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>>75282390
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Is this on tv?
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>>75282841
Bbc
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>>75282841
On the red button yeah.
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What was ronnie moaning about in that interview I missed most of it
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Haven't seen the second session of Rpmmie's match.
Did they kick someone out for gwanning too hard?
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Oooooo and that's a bad miss
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>>75283395
I didn't watch it either ('cause Rpmmie is so boring to watch), but I heard that some bloke was totally wasted (desu how can you watch Rpmmie sober)
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>>75283395
nah it was just some drunk guy falling asleep in the front row, see:

>>75274173
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>>75283730
>Rpmmie is so boring to watch
>>
Mark "For God and Ulster" Allen
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Just give carbide the trophy already

The memes have won
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>>75283828
>not believing in a cheeky Ironside win
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>>75283828
>>75283870
No robot wars spoilers please.
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>Brecel winning 2:0
FU
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C E N T U R Y
E
N
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Hong Kong Fuey? More like Hong Kong Pooey.
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>Marco Poo
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A rare photo of Mark "The Pistol" Allen, second in command of the South East Antrim UDA, defending his local snooker club from the IRA.
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Youtube stream for the Fu game fyi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ggfuX-rK4
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>>75284527
Thank you, much appreciated!
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>>75284527
Thanks

>Fu 0-3 behind
What went wrong?
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Holy shit that foul

Fu is having a nightmare here
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>standard has never been so high
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>Marco Fu

JUST
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>the city of Hong Kong
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Any chance Fu is a bit sick? It's so unlike him to be this completely BTFO.
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>>75284838
no, I think he was just shocked at how good Brecel was playing at the beginning, he didn't get any table time. And let's be honest if there is a player who can play like god one day and the next day as an amateur that's Fu.
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Is higgins banned yet?
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>"Don't be surprised to see Fu in the practice rooms"
I would be actually since i'm nowhere near Sheffield
Live feed of the practice rooms when, BBC?
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>>75283395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXQxmbMdg3o
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>>75285038
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>0-5
ABSOLUTE state of Fu
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I can't bear to watch, had Fu down to win the tournament
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>>75285616
at what odds?
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>>75285819
here are unibet's odds, don't know where he played
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Brecel is a fucking horrible player and should be banned for having a tattoo on on his fucking hand. Give the match to /ourfu/
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>>75285992
>decimal odds
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>>75285616
Waste of money. Fu isn't champion material.
Ding on the other hand
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Fu won a frame. Could this mark the return of the great Marco Fu we know and love?
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>>75286168
Far easier than shit like 6/17
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BRECEL'D
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>>75286256
Rasheed
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>>75286168
>fractional odds/american odds
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Does Brecel play Evil Snooker?

Will we see Evil Snooker vs Nawty Snooker?
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I kissed your mums pink if you know what i mean
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>7-1
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Fu looks like he's got Stone Island patches on his sleeves.
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Suddenly a century
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>ark mallen
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C'MAWN
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>>75245611
decided in advance with opponent what miss rule you will play. as replacing it every time like the pros do when snookered is very harsh on casual players
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Any new streams? The youtube one is zoomed out to hell
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>>75285819
>>75286225
>betting
what I meant was I want him to win.
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Taking suggestions. I've left in those which are mandatory/added and renamed a couple
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>>75287286
Little fucking faggot
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>>75287342
Medal man
Selby's arse
Bing
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>>75287342
>Sexual innuendo from the commentators
>Hendry vs. O'Sullivan debate
>Ref can't replace balls
Maybe wait for the 2017 WC to be finished so you can add memes from it.
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TON
O
N

UP
P
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>>75287342
Liang visibly shows frustration
Ronnie Jr sighting
Phil Taylor sighting
Crowd member gets ejected
Balls on the floor
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>>75287342
>Selby torturing and/or molesting
>debating about which female ref is best (RIP Tabb)
>re-spotted black
>Fu 2 - 10 Brecel
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>>75287749
>Fu 2 - 10 Brecel
DELET
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>>75287749
It's a been a fucking year already, christ
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>>75287342
eulogising about the standard being the best its ever been
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Monday 17 April
10:00
Ding Junhui (Chn) v Zhou Yuelong
Stuart Bingham (Eng) 5-4 Peter Ebdon (Eng)

14:30
Shaun Murphy (Eng) 6-3 Yan Bingtao (Chn)
John Higgins (Sco) v Martin Gould (Eng)
19:00

Marco Fu (HK) v Luca Brecel (Bel)
Mark Allen (NI) v Jimmy Robertson (Eng)

>>75242324
>>75242324
>>75242324
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>>75298865
I'm a bit early posting the schedule, but the thread was on the 9th page already and I didn't want to give it a bump that just said 'bump'.

Also, we're probably going to need a new thread tomorrow, and I can't OP it (work). As we now seem to be on three days per thread, could the next OP contain the schedule for three days? (from http://www.bbc.com/sport/snooker/39592145)
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Talking Snooker on BBC2 right now.
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>Bing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqbp5Q_Bm0k

>>75298865
ty
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>>75287342
>shots of Mrs. Selby while the molester is struggling/winning
>casuals storm the thread while rpmmie is playing
>hyped up chink can't handle the pressure at Crucible and melts
>sleeping in the first row
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Based Ronnie making Top Gear cool just for a fraction of a second
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Broadcast begins. Get in here lads!
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>>75287342
>>75299259
Forgot this one
>tournament winner parades their kid in front of the cameras even though the kid clearly doesn't want to be there
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>food, any sort of food
>Tom Hardy (well, Bing is a big guy)
Based
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>Cameron Bing

Make it happen
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>presenter on BBC is called Mohammad

LMAO

real nice country you got there Britain
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>Both Chinamen have dragon as nickname
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D I N G
I
N
G
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It's good to be back, lads. I think /147/ is the only thing I come to /sp/ for these days
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B I N G
I
N
G

>>75299369
>It's good to be back, lads.
Innit
+ /180/ (and occassional cycling thread) for me
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>>75299369
I pretty much come to /sp/ for /147/, /cyc/, and chicks with guns.

>tfw you're at the family cabin for the Easter holidays in the middle of nowhere and don't have snooker coverage
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>>75299369
>>75299376
>>75299389
/147/ and /cyc/ attract pretty much the same kind of people, it seems. People who enjoy sports that seem boring to most people, and comfy threads. I visit both too.

My guilty shitposting pleasure is /f1/, though I'm much more of a lurker there.
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>>75299412
I would frequent f1 more often but I haven't been able to watch any of the races for ages
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>>75299429
I had the same problem, but yesterday I came across a good stream for Channel 4 on filmon.tv, so I could finally watch it. Same service I'm using for watching snooker on the BBC right now.
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>>75299440
filmon is pretty neat, innit. Finally no more shitty pixely streams that die all the time.

>>75299389
>at the family cabin for the Easter holidays in the middle of nowhere
Truly Finnish
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Carter to win it all lads
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>>75299447
It's pretty comfy desu
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>>75299440
>>75299447
acestream is infinitely better, and free
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>>75299468
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morning lads
>tfw a full day of snooker ahead
nothing like it
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What time will Ebdon finish playing ?
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>>75299412
/147/ and /tennis/
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>>75299536
>tfw still have to make Easter visits so my comfy snooker day is cut short
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>>75287342
Commentators make crowd laugh
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>Bing
ffs
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>>75287342
cheap gags about Judd vs Donald Trump
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>>75287749
>that greentext
my word
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>>75299616
"Aren't you one perverted autist" gets me every time
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I hope Ding/Trump wins it this year la. They deserve it the most IMO.

Honorary mentions for "I wouldn't mind winning" category:
Bing/Hawk

Others I would like to last for a long time, because I have always liked them: R. Day/The Captain/Kyren.

Just fuck off already:
Lelby/Cheatgins/Cuckphy
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>>75287749
>My ding chinese warrior edit made it

Ty
>>
Ball on floor!
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C E N T U R Y
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>old, ugly and slow Bing v Ebdon match on bbc2
>young and exciting Ding v Zhou match relegated to online only
for what purpose?
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>Bong

Toplel
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>>75300027
Because they Bri'ish

>Even the ref is laughing at Bing
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Why is the final on a school night. Nothing is comfier than watching a final go on late, deep into the the latter frames, some tense tactical battles.

The comfyness is not a full potential, knowing work is waiting the next morning

REEEEEEEE. Might take the day off lads
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>>75300230
Is it not on the Sunday before May Day? Or is that not a bank holiday there?
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>>75300251
I thought it was on the Monday night, the bank holiday. It's like it should be on a Sunday so they move it to the fake Sunday Monday
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>>75300251
Just checked, we have 1st may as a bank holiday. Final is on that Monday

So REEEEEEEE basically
>>
>Long pot success: Bing 39%
>Ebdon 75%
>>
>tfw genuinely can't tell if it's Ding or not at the table at some points

Actually feel bad
>>
[muffled "quietly please, thank you!" in the distance]
>>
Ebdon OUT

B I N G
I
N
G
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>>75300529
I always pretend it's "Quiety please" as it sounds more British that way.
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TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75301021
Actual state of him coming out to that
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can someone give me a quick rundown on /sp/ bro culture?
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>>75301185
No, but I can give you a meme
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>>75301185
Lurk more.
>>
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?
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>>75301339
well according to this guy >>75298565 it doesn't exist anymore so lurking wouldn't help

is it just the general board culture?
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>>75301428
To get a feel for any board culture you need to lurk, and do more of it.
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>mfw the qt chinese girl from last year that I fell in love with is back in the audience this afternoon
Sat in the same seat as last time, too. She's as dedicated as the front row Lower League Footy Shirt bloke
>>
>daredevil snooker
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>>75301428
yes, but im asking specifically what bro culture was
>>
>>75301544

Just being decent to each other and talking about all sorts as well as the ongoing game.

Now you go in places like /EPL/ and there are literally autists who start spamming and splitting the thread if you mention "non-league" football.
>>
GWAN YAN
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>>75301706
>Just being decent to each other and talking about all sorts as well as the ongoing game.

Pretty much. Isn't just confined to /sp/ though, British generals on other boards often also have a lot of light conversation.
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>martin gold
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>>75301706
ty
>>
>>75301856
Is that the mutated lad that attempts to torture Jessica Alba in Sin City?
>>
This is Hazel's last snooker tournament I believe. She's giving up covering sports this year.
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>>75302047
she's only giving up the golf masters lad, probably because it's in the US
i think (hope) she'll still cover the snooker
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>>75302047

That's Jason Mohammed or Clare fucking Balding fronting it then.
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>>75302047
Only golf, I think she's sticking with the snooker.
>>
>it's a Steve DJs feature
>>
>Steve wearing a Magma T-shirt

Fucking lad
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>>75302047
Only golf, she's sticking with the snooker.
100%. There is an interview somewhere.
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>>75302211
When I went to see him play a set, he was playing Amon Düül II and Soft Machine. It was great stuff.
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>Yan is 17

Looks at least mid 20s.
>>
>>75254186
>>75254863
Seems like most of the female snooker refs are from eastern Europe.
>>
Car keys
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>>75302561
best snookfu
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>>75302535
guess how old this lad is?
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lewd
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>>75302709
He's 15 or 16 isn't he?
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GO GO YAN
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>>75302709
I remember him, Welsh isn't he? This >>75302744
>>
Lesser spotted German football shirt sighted
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>>75302744
>>75302790
correct
>>
Bingham or Bingtao? Battle of Bings when?
>>
Turns on eurosport

Good old eurosport, always there for you when the beeb turns off and no red button.

It doesnt judge that i treat them as second.

Mit stick with them full time desu
>>
Good afternoon lads, what match is everyone watching? Mon Yan
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>>75302909
Yeah but you have to deal with adverts.
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>>75302946
But getting shitty adverts aimed to Swedish market and home of the olympics/cycling ads between frames is comfy
>>
>>75302933
watching shaun crash and burn
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>>75303001
feels good, Yan potting some balls here
>>
moiphy not potted for 40 minutes? he's finished
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This ref spaghetti
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>>75303170
What happened?
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>>75302983
Also that wierd Eurosport voice
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>>75278233
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
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>>75302909
You've got access to Eurosport but no red button?
>>
>yawn moify
>>
>>75303279
couple of incidents now. called a free ball incorrectly, moiphy gracefully asked for the shot to be replayed instead so there would be no injustice
and later on she cocked up ball replacement totally, sometimes it takes a while but this was just blatently wrong until the players made her consult the tv

pressure of the cruicible
>>
Is Murphy comfortable playing over this Easter weekend? Will his lord and saviour be happy with him for doing so?
>>
Is Murphy trying to lose?
>>
Comfy tense tactical battle now lads
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>>75303319
The Finnish snooker commentator on Eurosport is also absolutely based. Just like their Finnish cycling commentators.
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>>75303412
can confirm
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GWAN YAN
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>>75303412
There are alot of comfy voices. The one I'm talking about its English accent but a twang of the continent, hard to explain. Maybe slightly Scandinavian
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>>75303401
hope they get the arena to themselves in the decider
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>>75303412
>>75303446
The most comfy Europort snooker commentator here is actually a Belgian guy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT7_IZPHHb0
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FLUKE FLUKE FLUKE
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fluky cunt
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fucking hell moiphy

the magician has revealed himself
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Yan ;_______;
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That fucking fluke. I was ready for him to choke in the decider.
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>more snooker in less than an hour

feels good lads
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>>75303592
He needed that big time, he was rattling all over the place
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>>75303613
Snooker or watch arsenlel choke tho?
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>>75303613
>I'll be home by then and get to watch it on the TV instead of streaming through my phone
>tfw

Also went sleighing, is that the proper English term?, because the weather was so great.
>>
>>75303690
Sleighing or sledging.
>>
>>75303678
Both lad
>>
Hendry > Ronnie
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>ebdon's awful shirt
he really is a proper weirdo
>>
We are back lads
>>
>>75304264
Vegan power m8
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>>75304275
Just catching up on the german darts masters then ill be with the snooks
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Allen's on fire, the Crucible is terrified
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no mercy now
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What happened to Brecel? When did he go full JUST? I swear last time I saw him, he looked like a 5 year old
>>
>>75304275
What channel? Cant find it anywhere
>>
First game of this years champs I'm at home in front of proper TV.

/comfy/
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>>75304444

Red button mate, 601 on Freeview
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>>75304457
Oh so thats why I cant find a stream
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>>75304355
Would love Marco to win the WC one day.
>>
>the absolute state of Marco Fu
>Brecel's shoes
>>
>>75304464
You can stream it from the BBC website.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/39339252
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>>75302946
And no tennis whatsoever lately.
>>
>>75302983
Cycling on the telly is cancer and Eurosport is the worst offender. The cover 10.000 hours a year of the most boring televised sport in the world.
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>>75304512
Ah thanks, I was going through the normal site, not sports and only getting whatever shit is currently on
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Just stuck a fiver on Fu lads
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>>75244527

trump
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>>75304495
I would prefer Ding over Marco.
But it would be cool to see Marco win it some day.
>>
>>75304586
Would like Ding to win it too.
>>
Who is this lad Mark O'Fu?
>>
>ebdon in the studio
Time to buy eurosport subscription then
>>
Brecel will move to Syria and join ISIS if snooker doesn't work out for him this year.
>>
>>75304602
A top Irish lad.
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>>75304633
From the beautiful county of Fu.
>>
did anyone hear that noise on bbc comms?
>>
I quite like Ebdon when he's not at a snooker table desu
>>
>>75304728
fancy his bald head?
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FU IS WINNING!!!!!!!!
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>You've just won third row seats for the final for you and one guest.
Who do take?
What do you wear?
>>
>>75304852

Got to be a classic lower league shirt.

Probably my old man, my mates prefer Barry Hearn's other child, Darts.
>>
WHATEVER YOU DO...

>brecel
>>
>>75304852
>Who do take?
I ask out one of the qt Chinese girls from the previous session on a date.

>What do you wear?
A band shirt.
>>
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>>75304852
I'll go on tinder and find the fattest slut possible, and i'll dress up like this guy
>>
>>75304852
My LFC shirt of course and I go all by myself occupying the two seats. Not because I'm fat, but because I can afford it.
>>
we /handwriting/ now
>>
where's the cue ball going
>>
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I say, the wafflefucker has blown it lads
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>>75306605
He's fucking finished desu
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Ebdon just said spunk.
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Say my name.
>>
>>75306887
B-breakfast?
>>
>that hair at 22
>>
FUUUUU
>>
Fucking told you. My chingga Fu's gonna do it.
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shit lads brecel is pulling back
>>
REFCUE
>>
B R I B E D
>>
didn't really look like a push shot, what do u think lads?
>>
>>75307545

it's fucking impossible. a push would have sent the white ball directly forward after contact
>>
Jason Mohammed actually manages to make Ebdon look likeable by comparison.
>>
>>75307759
Ebdon seems like a top lad, I don't like watching him play but I like him in the studio
>>
>>75307759
Mohammed is the definition of "Jack of all trades, master of fuck all"
>>
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING
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>>75307871
up your ass
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>>75307902
FU
>>
COME ON SMUG HONGKONG PEPE
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
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TSFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>75307975
>>
Trashy finger tattoos.
>>
>mvgwinslol
>the state of klaasen
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Can't rue the FU
>>
fuck fu
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D E C I D E R
E
C
I
D
E
R
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How do you say "gwan" in Chinese?
>>
>>75308126
妓女
>>
CAN'T CHEW THE FU!
>>
what is it with fu's manorism and stance that so annoyinng
>>
SHIT...
>>
>>75308212
he walks like a duck, peking duck
>>
>>75308212
He's essentially a posh asian.
>>
Cheeky chinese chappy checkmates chemotherapy chipmunk child
>>
YES!
>>
>>75308224
duck face lips also
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WHAT A SHOT
>>
>>75308236
By posh you mean a homo?
>>
>>75308294
has a wife and two kids, la'
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>>75308294
kek
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FU HAS FUCKED IT
>>
>>75308308
That proves nothing m8.
>>
so we've established he does gay duck face, walks funny and has an odd stance, but hes NOT a gay?
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>>75308353
Exactly.
>>
>>75308212

>manorism

Fucking bogger.
>>
>>75308353
He might be secretly gay, but I think he has children
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>>75308377
I think I'm having an anorism
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>>75308353
He looks like a queer. Sounds like a queer. Probably a queer.
>>
FUUUUUUUU
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>>75308409
based harry
based paul
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>>75308326

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>75308400

I'll call you an anbolance.
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THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, BALDING BELGIAN MARGERINE BOY
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>Brelel
>>
Huybrechts 2.0 on suicide watch
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>>75308466
>pretzel
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>>75308445
Thank you, it's quite the anboyance.
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>>75308456
Next time he'll appear in the Crucible he'll be bald
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>Lelgium
>>
Based Big Match Fu Working the Obese Smarks
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BRECEL WON THE POPULAR VOTE
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>>75308483
Honestly would be better than what he's running around with right now. He should just shave it off. Or maybe get a transplant. Or find out Minoxidil exists.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>75308519
FlashScore decided his victory hours ago.
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>>75308586
He'll get shitfaced tonight.
Anyone in Sheffield?
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>>75308586
Even this shit looks better than what he's got going on.
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