>one small hotdog please

>>75241234
Why not melt the cheese?

>>75241234
if you're going to scoop up vomit you should use several layers of paper, not just the one.

>>75241270
American cheese has a higher melting point than acrylic

>>75241294
kek

Would anyone like a nibble on this spicy kielbasa?

*unzips dick*

>not eating four sunrise dogs and drinking 9 23 oz big beers and walking up wearing the Sluggerr head

>>75241234

take off the jizz and the weird ass bacon bits and u got a grade b dog

>>75241234
>American delicacy is a brown dick covered in cum and pubes

can't make this shit up

>>75241234
looks fucking delicious tbqh w/ u fampai

>one small heart disease on a stick for $20

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>>75241234
God bless America

you lose 14 days of life everytime you eat a hotdog

>>75241294

American cheese is acrylic

>>75243854
you lose 14 days of life every day you spend on /sp/

>>75243854
you lose 14 days of life every 14 days

>>75241234
That's what she said

>>75244003
really got my noggin joggin'

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>1 hotdog with the lot, pelase

>>75241566
>plus tip

>>75244235
Tomato ketchup is the best hotdog topping. You don't even need any of that other fancy shit

>>75244288
Shitcongo BTFO

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>>75241294

>>75244288
i like u

>>75243854
You lose 71 days of your life every day you are brazilian

>>75241294
top kek

that will be 14.95+tip please

>>75241234
>not having a completo

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>>75241294
i can confirm

>>75241294
It's not even cheese, the package says cheese-like product or something like that

>>75245330
well, that's the point

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>>75241234
pffft

That's nothin' kid

>>75241234
Looks like someone ejaculated on my dog's puke. On an hotdog.

>>75241234
Why can't people have a proper hotdog, bread and sausage with tomato sauce only?

>>75241234
>order a tall drink from starbucks
>get a small one indeed

o-ok

>>75241234
That will be ten dollars. Would you like with pay with credit or cash?

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Mmmmmmmm

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>Yeah I'll have a pizza with the best pizza toppings, please

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>>75246001

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One burger bucket please

>>75246001
Where's the pineapple?

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>>75241234
hotdog brother?

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>We were out of rolls, sorry

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>serves one

>>75246302
why didn't they cut it? I can't handle two feet with only TWO hands!

>>75246324
That's what she said.

>>75245727
triggered

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>>75241234

>one small BOMB please

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>>75246618
Sorry pal I can't do that

>>75245428
>A bacon cheeseburger with a pepperoni pizza for the top half of the bun

Just booked a flight to Atlanta, wish me luck

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>>75241326
what do you know about kielbasa

>>75246683
show up
hit home runs
leave