/heem/: Peaceful Herb Edition

Eugene S. Robinson

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>America wants to nuke this

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Why don't cops train grappling/wrestling/BJJ?

Ronaldo Souza will win

Manley losers will SEETHE

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>>75240967
>>Tyron Woodley: "The last time GSP fought someone like me, he crawled into a cave for 3 years"

I'd love to see gsp do to Woodley what he did to Fitch or Kos -- smash his orbital, or something equally painful, then torture him for 5 rounds, like a cat with mouse

>>75241000
>manley

Are you okay?

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fuck cody buttasspoop

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back to back heems btw this was an early thread and you deserve to be banned again

>>75241006
Lol gayasspee would do nothing to BASED T-WOOD

that's why he's fighting the worst MW champ of all time.

>>75241018
>watches Bellator kickboxing once

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>>75241006
>mfw the former ww champ who "never" lost the belt decides to fight the middleweight champion over the current ww champ
really. makes you. think.

Was Jacare smart or stupid for negotiating a new contract before his fight tomorrow?

>>75241032
It better be a good contract

>>75241031

There's more money to be made fighting Bisbong than Tyron "Literal Who" Woodley.

>>75241032
shows how poosada'd he actually is and how nobody wants his boring ass LOL

>>75241032
smart cause he knowsw Whitterker is gunna literally permanently invert his penis in front of millions of people

>>75241051
You have a mental illness

>>75241059
Grow up!!

Exclamation God destroying all haters that cross his path.

My boy Jacare finna snatch another body part and great white hope tomorrow LMAO

BASED ExclamationGOD

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>>75241018
whoops, i goofed on that one

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>>75241040
>le bisping is a draw meme
gay ass pee is the draw because of all the canucks, nobody gives a shit about the mw duck.

>I-I agree to fight woodley
>ha-ha no I will fight the 35 year old midget on a three year lay off
>muh money
go watch mandrama

funny how everyone be running scared from t-god lately, makes you think.

Who is everyone parlaying for free money tomorrow?

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>p-please buy gear from Jacapoos supplier

>>75241098
Rose + Mouse + Moicano

Straight up im a big Whittaker fan, but Jacare for sure has destroyed some MOTHERFUCKERS in Chris Camozzi and Tim Boetsch

"i work at mcdonalds dude"
fuck i feel bad for him man

cops are such assholes man. if he knew his rights he would have been gone

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*blocks your path*

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>honestly I just found the container outside my house

For sure Rafael Natal and Clint Hester are tough match-ups in the division

>>75241021
lol
have you even seen gsp fight?
please prove you're a tween by including "wrestlefuck" in your reply.

keep it casual, Josh.

>>75241133
*loses to 40 year old with shot knees*

>>75241131
What should he have said? I want to know what to say.

>>75241035
is that JJ?

>>75241032

Smart. He has one of the highest fight IQs in the UFC.

>>75241146
he should have stayed cool when they walked up. have all the windows down and open. be polite. if they persist then stay cool but say youre in a rush and dont consent to a search. he cracked when they said they wanted to search. he should have just said "why am i being detained" then shut up until they let him go

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>>75241140
gay ass pee would be knocked into a comma by tyron, that's why he's fighting a pillowfisted paper fluke champ who got his ass kicked by a 50 year old

SHOOT ON ME

SHOOT ON ME

GET IN MY GUARD

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would Jacare submit Schaub if they fought?

Post USAA Vitor isn't a motherfucker to deal with? I disagree

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>75241174
Jacare would get boxed up all fight long. No way he takes Schaub down.

>>75241174
They'd both knock each other out then proceed to Schaub themselves everywhere

>>75241177
When has Skeb ever boxed anyone up? Lmao

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SO YOU WANNA BE A CONTENDER

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SHOOT ME

>>75241200
>watches mvp fight once

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>>75241031

oh, I see:
GSP, after 9 CONSECUTIVE title defences, and a total of career of 25 wins--2 losses

has something to prove to casuals who think Conor McGregor (0 belt defenses) against manlets is the fucking GOAT. lel

Jacare is gonna MAUL pooptaker I almost feel bad for the wee lad.

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>>75241208
>I rank poopaapeee

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>>75241167
Da fuk? How old are u?

>>75241227
It's spelled "Tyrone"

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>2 guys arguing about Jacare are ruining comfy post-bellator cops heem time

this sucks

Good night boys. Was a lot of fun watching Cops and Lellator. UFC tomorrow and more Lellator next Friday Strauss/Pitbull 4

GSP would lose to Kamaru Usman today unironically.

>>75241208
>le tap to strikes man
>le wrasslefuck no tdd fighters man
>le fight featherweights man
>le quit when usada arrives gyno man

>>75241241
>2 guys are discussing MMA in the MMA general
How dare they?

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>>75241182
for sure not so fast my man 100%

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>>75241227
If you knew anything about fighting you'd be embarrassed enough to have deleted this by now.
So happy you kept it up.
Thanks for letting the world know GSP foought Matt Serra twice. It's been a dirty little secret until now, but you broke it wide open.

omg i hope you're trolling.

>>75241254
You really get all your info from /heem/ memes?
Wew lad.

>>75241259
For sure those head teeps were doing damage bee, the crowd was just honey-dicking me 100% my guy

>>75241256
>MMA general
see thats where you are wrong my friend. this is /heem/. this is not /MMA/ General. /MMA/ General was for MMA discussion exclusivity and it was banned from being a general by the mods. This is /heem/. This is not a general for primarily discussing MMA. MMA isn't even a secondary main topic. /heem/ is a special general

>>75241265

He is 1-1 against 5'6" Matt Serra
He tapped to strikes
He fought the same group of guys twice and in some cases three times
He fought a featherweight
Last time he won inside the distance was against said featherweight 8 years ago
He is boring and one dimensional that's why he wants to fight another boring one dimensional MW
He would lose to Kamaru Usman in 2017

Do you want me to go on or is that too much facts?

>>75241283
heem is for mma, street fights, thai box, contrarian box and knife fights if they were every broadcast on television.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SeJV13iFiw

>>75241304
what makes you think that? surely the amount of posts relevant to MMA in heem dont make you think that. i'd say heem is probably 40% mma related posts. probably one of the lowest on topic posts ratios of any general.

/heem/ will never be /mma/ general

>>75241265
>canuck poopoopeefags
worse than weidwomanfags, delusional

>FITING LIKE STOK MAKET

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List WWs that GSPEE would lose to in 2017. I'll start us off with an easy one.

>>75241302
i agree he loses to usman simply because i think he's busted and underskilled.

look at tito and penn in this day and age. why are we all assuming gsp will come back in dominick cruz type form.

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>>75241350
I'll take another obvious one

when is Hobbie Lawler going to fight? Is everything going to go downhill after that KO?

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>>75241302

GSP was just the jab and wreslter fuck master at the time but he wasn't by any mean the shit fighter you're implying he was, come on now.

>>75241373
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ex-champ-robbie-lawler-to-return-at-ufc-213-vs-donald-cerrone

>>75240996
because they are lazy fucks

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Johnson vs Reis
Namajunas vs Waterson
Souza vs Whittaker
Stephens vs Moicano
Volkov vs Nelson (optional but will goof)

>>75241383
Never said he was a bad fighter, just said he's boring and one dimensional and he'd lose to any top 10 WW today.

Bisping is the only guy bad enough that he can beat.

>>75241350
USA Donald Cerrone Cowboy 25–8 (1 NC)
USA Robbie Lawler Ruthless 15–10
BRA Demian Maia 18–6
USA Carlos Condit The Natural Born Killer 12–6
USA Neil Magny 12–4
USA Jorge Masvidal Gamebred 11–5
USA Tyron Woodley (C) The Chosen One 10–3–1
USA Tim Means The Dirty Bird 8–5 (1 NC)
USA Stephen Thompson Wonderboy 8–2–1
ISL Gunnar Nelson Gunni 7–2
BRA Alex Oliveira Cowboy 6–2 (1 NC)
USA Colby Covington Chaos 6–1
GBR Leon Edwards Rocky 5–2
USA Sean Strickland Tarzan 5–2
BRA Vicente Luque The Silent Assassin 4–2
NGR Kamaru Usman The Nigerian Nightmare 5–0
GBR Darren Till 1–0–1

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>>75241410
DJ
Namajunas
Souza
Stephens

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natty GOAT

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>>75241350
Thompson, Maia, Woodley, Usman, Lawler

>>75241315
your post is meaningless because your stat is based on anecdotal evidence
you pulled that number out of your ass
heem yourself permanently, you miserable racebaiting hunk of shit
you are the lowest form of human life

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>>75241471
>racebaiting
where?

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>>75241410

Mighty Manlet
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens

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>>75241468
khabib would beat him 8/10 times at minimum and you're a retarded casual if you think otherwise

>>75241487
croatia is the GOAT thiccposter

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>>75241486
you know where

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>>75241414

I said you implied it and prime GSP wouldn't lose to just any top 10, just no. Current GSP I have honestly no idea where he's at so maybe and Bisbong isn't a bad fighter either.

>>75241496
yeah thats what i thought. you've got pretyped responses ready to fire off. opinion discarded

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>>75241506
you do know where tho
at least you aren't pretending otherwise

>>75241500
What current welterweights do you think a prime GSP would lose to? I would say Thompson, Woodley, and Maia.

I think Thompson wouldn't allow GSP to close the distance, piece him up on the feet, and make him desperately shoot in for poorly executed takedowns, Woodley would stuff his takedowns and land a bomb at some point in the fight, and Maia would soundly outgrapple him for a mid-late fight submission victory.

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>>75241489
>khabib would beat him

>>75241571
live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SeJV13iFiw

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>>75241410
DJ
Waterson
Jacare
Stephens
Nelson

Holy fuck, bellator kickboxing was fantastic tonight.

/r/ing webm of Schaub getting heem'd.

>>75241571

Thompson/Woodley/Jorge could beat him. As much as I like Maia, I think he would be jabbed to death by GSP who wouldn't try to go on the ground with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PxGZMa8R44

RIZIN weigh ins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SeJV13iFiw
Oh shit! ROAD FC!

>>75241960
>>75241974

fuck off weeb

Is anyone picking GSP over Bisbong?

I just don't see how he wins it, especially considering he hasn't fought in over 3 years.
Bisping is a much bigger guy and hardly ever gets taken down. What's GSP's path to victory?

>>75240967
who is that in op pic?

>>75242027
Stock markit manipulation

>>75242027
>unlimited tank
>more power
>natty
>bigger so gsp cant bully him
yeah bisping will btfo him it will be embarassing.

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>>75242130
what was Georges thinking?
what was the UFC thinking?

>>75242027
really strong/slow top game. *though is gsp better then hendo*

i guess he could catch the tip of bisping's chin and drop him like rockhold

lol this Road FC fight announcer has a ridiculous suit.

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>>75241974
Thanks for the link...

out of nowhere I"m enjoying live fights. It's korea I think. Nice venue, not ass ghetto as I thought.

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>>75242145
these chickens cannot hide from me

>>75242145
>what was Georges thinking?
chance to become a 2 weight world champ, safer match up than Woodley or Wonderboy

>what was the UFC thinking?
money

>>75242161
Bisping can take h bombs and flying knees and survive, its highly unlikely that Georges would drop him

>>75242161
Even if he could stay on top (I think Bisping's size will give him serious trouble) I'm not even sure how he gets him down to begin with. No way he drops Bisping.
Only way to win for Georges would be to jab Bisping's face off, he does have a 0.5" reach advantage (pre-USADA) but having to punch up would have to make that harder for him.

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>>75242182
resized version

lmao this Mongolian fucked up that 19 year old dude

>>75242189
>safer match up than Woodley or Wonderboy
maybe in the sense that Bisping is less likely to knock you out cold, but I think those would've been more feasible matchups for GSP.

>>75242216
desu Bisping looked crap vs Hendo and although his TDD is good he did get wreslefucked by Kennedy and hasn't really fought geat takedown artists since.

>>75242227
Kennedy was a big middleweight roided to the gills on military grade roids

>>75242251
GSP's MMA wrestling is second to none

>>75242266
i think mma wrestling has evolved a decent bit since his time in the octagon

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>>75242266
>GSP's MMA wrestling is second to none

>>75242278
not sure about that, maybe but its not like Bisping has been fighting and defending takedowns from amazing wrestler either

>>75242145
goerges thinks bisping is shit after he got beat up by hendo, he doesnt realise bisping was winning all of that fight except the times hendo landed his h bomb.

>>75242189
>2 whey wurl cha
he said he can make 155, why not do that and 170 instead of holding up the muddleweight division, my ass he defends against a top 5 guy, maybe anderson but thats about it

>>75242197
reach changes with usada? what did you mean by this italy

>>75242316
because he clearly likes the Bisping match up and it was available immediately

>>75242351
>available immediately
but he wants the fight next year though

>>75242374
i think they fight at UFC 213

>>75242214
mongols did the best in tuf china

can't wait for a badass legit mongolian. same with turks, due to wrestling pedigree

>>75242378
bisping said he gsp doesnt step up in july he'll fight roidmero

>>75242435
yoel wins the belt, who would he want to fight? who would the ufc force him to fight

gee-gad moohassi would be my guess as to who yoel picks

>>75242483
>Yoel picks his opponent

not how it works, especially when you aren't a star

He will fight whoever UFC gives him, probably Jacare if he beats Whittaker.

>>75242483
fuck me that fight would be good

>>75242522
desu I dont think romero cares, he can beat everyone in the division

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>>75242522

Last I heard fighters refuse fights all the time or get "injured" to avoid some fighters. It's a chess game. This is how you get Randa's.

Remember when nunes wanted to go up in weight to try and win two belts, but then changed her tune when she heard cyborg might be ready to fight soon.

>>75242227
as >>75242316 said, Bisping didn't actually look like shit. Everyone keeps expecting people to run through Hendo because he's old, his chin is deleted and he's just waiting to land that one big right. Fact is, he's great at landing that H-bomb. And despite being really old, he's in great shape.
The Hendo fight showed Bisping is susceptible to the OHR counter. That doesn't really mean anything for GSP though, since GSP is not a knockout artist, Hendo is. It also confirmed as we all knew that Bisping is incredibly resilient.

>>75242322
Reach is wingspan so it's influenced by shoulder width. Lower muscle mass might decrease shoulder width. which in turn might decrease reach.

>>75240996
most in my area are starting to

>>75241021
found the nigger

>>75242730
Your bones dont get longer just because you have more meat on them

>>75242827
Sure, but doesn't it shift them a bit? Does getting huge back muscles not affect your breadth in the slightest?
DEL here so kind of ignorant on the subject.

>>75242827
I mean like would Schwarzenegger have been as broad as he was in his prime if he hadn't been lifting? Is breadth just an optical illusion due to being more filled in?

>>75242926
The breadth of your shoulders doesnt translate into the wingspan

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>>75242962
So you're saying someone like this guy doesn't have an increased wingspan due to his whole midsection being ridiculously wide?
Or are you saying his midsection would've always been that wide, regardless of whether he lifted or not?

not convinced desu

>>75242995
>So you're saying someone like this guy doesn't have an increased wingspan due to his whole midsection being ridiculously wide?

That's right. If you think bones grow with muscles, you can't be convinced because you're an idiot. Do you think that his arms can now reach out further because his delts are bigger? Like, he couldn't reach the top shelf, and now he can because he did delt raises? The muscle is simply on top of the shoulder/blade.

>>75242827
but your body does

thats why you can't fit into that triple xl shirt anymore

>>75242995
lifting doesnt increase wingspan, his wingspan wouldve been the same even if he was skinny and never lifted, its purely genetics

>>75242995
Just put on a suit jacket with big shoulderpads on and see for yourself if you can eeach further

>>75243041
fair enough
lots of muscles do give the illusion of broader shoulders though

>>75243174
your shoulders are indeed broader, but when you raise your arm to reach out, that muscle that was expanding your width is now on top of your arm and not contributing to the length of your reach

>>75242895
Your reach is not affected by lifting weights lol

>>75243246
What if you strapped like 150lbs to each of your wrists and let the weight hang for extended periods of time? Surely that would increase your reach slightly over time.

Lmao

Bellator is going to air the Macdonald vs Daley card on a tape delay.

Can't wait to spam spoilers all afternoon before it airs.

>>75243270
>what are farmer walks
no lol. I assume you are just memeing around at this point

>>75243289
No, stupid, I'm not talking about a farmer walk. I'm saying just stand there for 30 minutes or more with an ass-tonne of weight hanging off your wrists.

>>75243273
what the fuck? why????

>>75243356
For sure that will lengthen your bones 100% legit. Go try it and report back bro

>>75243356
you can increase your reach for about 3-5cm if you were strapped into a medeval stretching machine constantly from birth to death

>>75243273
nice saturday

>>75243397
Because it is in the UK. They do it with all of their overseas cards. Really dumb. They should air it live then do the tape delay during prime time also.

>>75243273
Thanks for the heads up

>>75243032
I'm the one thats supposed to call you fat, you got the script wrong my dude

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>>75241410
Johnson
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens
Volkov

>>75241410
6 are mine

surprised so many people are picking whittaker

i hope he wins but i dont think he has a chance

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>>75241410
Johnson
Namajunas
Souza
Stephens
Volkov

Have you ever had to chase a pussy in your life?

>>75243874
Are we talking about vulvas or whytebois?

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>>75243822
I often pick who I want to win instead who I think will win

>>75243822
Jacare is slow, has substantially worse boxing, Whittaker has excellent lateral movement and takedown defense, and this is the big cage. I have a cheeky tenner on Bobby Knuckles by decision.

>>75243909
Leaf must leave.

>>75243874
I eat all of it

>>75243962
>licking the pissing organ

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>>75241410
dj
hottie
gator
WHO?
volkov

>>75243955
Khabib disgraced the muddy pit of cinder blocks and misery that you have the audacity to call a nation, which is saying something, Ivan. Don't you dare step to me over a flag.

>>75244004
Are you a frenchie leaf ?

>>75244004
Ok.

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>>75241410
Johnson
Namajunas
Whittaker
Stephens

>the most dominant champion in the UFC has to stream videogames for a living
The fucking state.

>>75244075
he doesn't really help himself with hype either though, thats why he's on fox not ppv

>>75244075
Are his streams interesting ?

>>75244118
He can't fake disrespect to create hype, he's a genuinely good man

>>75244163
Manlets can't be good.

>>75244163
do you have to disrespect your opponent to create hype though

couldn't you just hype yourself?

>>75244118
>>75244163
Yes he fucking does, he trashtalks all the time and no one gives a shit.

>>75243822
he is not australian

>>75244189
It's just not his character, he grew up in a really fucked up household and so now is perma-humbled

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>>75241410
Reis
Namajunas
Souza
Stephens

who gonna win chiesa vs lee?

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>>75241410
>Johnson
>Namajunas
>Whittaker
>Stephens

>>75244205
>raised here
>has the Australian version of the southern cross tattoo

He's ours.

>>75244284
nope, maybe one day you'll have a home grown fighter

>>75244246
lee chiesa is just so fucking terrible, dog shit athlete with f level striking

>>75244205
i agree, mark hunt isn't either

although technically nz is a state of australia

who's on commentary?

determines if i wake up for early prelims or not

>>75241410
how much are you paid to take my picks a ton of times?

>>75244309
never will, our population isn't high enough all the top tier athletes play some form of football, and those on the fringe won't ever make it

>>75244321
I saw brian stann at the official weigh-ins

>>75244310
>mark hunt isn't either
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAsh3CmRz5P/
he became australian.

Is there going to be a fight companion?

>>75244347
lol you're desperate
stupid nationalistic donk

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I muh dicked pretty hard, 8/10 woman.

>>75244361
i was never a fan, just stating facts

i asked someone on plebbit if applying for australian citizenship makes you australian and they said yes

>>75244373
Tbf is there even an ethnicity besides abos?

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>>75244369
gross dude

>>75244373
technically sure and whittaker spent 1 year in nz and 25 in aus, but still not

it's like kyrie irving is australian but not really

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>>75244361
>nationalistic donk
You mean he's civic nationalist, idiot.

like a canacuck would know the difference

>>75244424
nah just like you he's a pathetic weeb, in 70 years you went from tortured by japanaese to obsessed with their cartoons fucking pathetic your country is a bunch of pussy fighters

fucking zilch filtered australians

>>75243692
>p-plz buy ppv

>>75244506

>go to war with nips
>get btfo

why are murricans so beta?

>civic nationalist
jesus christ let me tip my fedora to you on that one you tryhard zero

australian fighters are fucking dog shit and you're a zilch

>>75244506
poor bait

>>75244517
>defeated by emus

>>75244522
shut the fuck up you absolute zero

>>75244522
Feel like the vast majority of nationalists are civic nationalists, you're just living in your racialist bubble m8

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>Telstra is fucking with my internet
>will have to shitpost on mobile and can't watch an Aussie murder an alligator tomorrow

So mad rn.

>>75244533

>believing wikipedia

murrican education

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>>75244506
>>75244522
Pentagon, your bot is broken

>there will NEVER be an aryan ethnostate

twood h8rs BTFO

>>75244192
>>75244192
This. The UFC just doesnt market him and hides his opponents on the undercards

>>75244556
Go to a bar then. Most play ufc events.

Unless you're in melbourne and they just ppv arts and crafts and ISIS propaganda

>>75244192
>>75244588

MM problem is that casuals don't respect him. They look at him and think they could beat him in a fight, so they don't self insert themselves onto him like they do with Conor, etc

Trash talk is a big part of marketability but you've also got to look like a killer. MM simply doesn't.

>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/mauro-ranallo-returns-to-mma-announcing-joins-frank-shamrock-for-rizin-ff-5

Care / Dont Care?

MM has the genetics of a black man and the mind of a white geek. That's why he's P4P best, you just can't beat that combo.

>>75244643
Glad to see Mauro and Frank back together again. Giving me old Strikeforce vibes.

>>75244309
> nope, maybe one day you'll have a home grown fighter
Dan Kelly is coming for that belt.

>>75244642
I think it is more to do with the UFC's shitty marketing. They have never been a good marketer unless the fighter does everything for them like Rhonda or Mcgregor being such outspoken personalities.

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>>75241410
DJ
Waterson
Souza
Stephens
Nelson

Anyone have the cops shoe webm?

>>75244700
>body of a black man
>mind of a white man
>size of an asian man
He's basically the Avatar.

>Prelims start at 5:30 AM
Fuck this, I am just gonna wake it for the main card.

>>75244700
Tim Elliot won on damage.

>>75244818
Tim Elliot got beat up

>>75244737
Dan Kelly is based, I've been enjoying watching him surprise people time and again. Hope he can get past Brunson (though I have my doubts).

>>75244833
>>75244737
he's too old

>trying to stop betting so much
>check the odds
>waterson is the outsider

REEEEEE

>>75244882
Pretty much. Not just old, but pretty shot too. I remember after his last win he was talking about how bad he needs surgery but just keeps putting it off until he retires. All that tape is barely keeping him together.

>>75244891
>tfw i won 320 or so betting on DC with 150
dumbest odds of all time

>>75244917
I agree he's a sick cunt, but for sure. He has no chance at a title anymore. I had people saying he wouldn't beat Rashad and they had to buy me 20l of milk if they lost.

Now my fridge is full of long life protein.

>>75244522
Middleweight is only afloat thanks to Australians you gronk.

whittaker and Dan kelly are singlehandedly keeping the most stacked division alive.

paper champ Bisping, Romero waiting for a title shot that'll never come, another predictable moose fight, rockhold nowhere to be seen, silva ded, belfort ded, brunson about to lose again

>>75244978
20L's of Milk? God damn! Aren't you worried it'll go off? Well played either way.

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>>75245040
long life milk is boxed and aluminum sealed, lasts a year. I drink 2l everyday, i'm the dude that posted his test and syringes a few threads back

Got invited to a party for the 1st time today

Didn't go, it would be like that Cruz picture. Also mighty mouse is fighting

Australia is just a really shit fighting nation to be honest. It's not really their fault though, they just don't have combat sports ingrained in their culture to the extent that other nations do. Americans have boxing and high school/collegiate wrestling, Brazilians obviously have BJJ, Brits are huge in boxing, Russians have sambo, continental yurocucks have kickboxing (especially the dutch) have kickboxing, asians have all their own martial arts. Aussies just have nothing. That's why they're always so mediocre, they have no base combat culture from which they can produce top tier MMA talent.

>>75245114

mate, come down to the pub and mouth off like that, you'll find out what fighting we're good at mate

>>75245101
That's unfortunate man. Much like getting over a Phobia, the only way to normalise yourself to something is to expose yourself to it. True it would have been awkward this time around but you've gotta start somewhere. The more parties you go to the more familiar you will become with their environment(s).

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=839_1492254599

if headbutts were allowd in mma who would be p4p#1 and why is it jacare?

>>75245154
Your country has never produced a single noteworthy competitor in any international level combat sport. The best you can do is steal athletes from your much smaller and physically/athletically superior neighbor and claim them as your own.

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The maddest man

>>75245212

>who is kostya tszyu

>>75245268
>*gets outboxed and outcardioed by a mexican who cant make weight

>>75245275
A Russian boxer.

See what I said about stealing athletes and claiming them as your own?

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>>75245212
We've had over a dozen world champion boxers buddy. Half of them aboriginal too, if that's home grown enough for you.

>>75245268
what a moron

>>75245305
Those are champions of the AUSTRALIAN boxing championships you dolt. You've never produced any top level international talent, like I said. You're simply a mediocre fighting nation.

>>75245191
I don't know why they invited me, I havent spoke to them since leaving high school so most likely whoevers party it is doesn't want me there and I don't even drink alchol so parties really aint for me

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>>75245326
Are you fucking retarded?

Paul Daley has an insane reach

>>75245389
Oh wow, a guy who won a bunch of vacant belts in an irrel division and got slapped when he actually had to fight people. Did you miss the part where I said TOP LEVEL talent?

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>>75245326

>>75245429
Another vacant title queen who fought in an irrel division and never beat anybody.

TOP. LEVEL.

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>>75245410
>implying he'd bother with a reach around
doesn't seem like a giver tbqh

Daley has dropped Nick twice

Is Nicks chin overrated?

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>>75245415
>T-th-those titles were vacant or w-w-weak

Your whole narrative is crumbling and now you are moving the goal post.

I'll give you a minute to google the word narrative.

that was just the guys from mid to late 2000s.

I'll start posting champs from early 2000s and 90s.

>>75245470
Vacant titles don't count. Green, Mundine and Geale are all pure trash.

>>75245470
You've posted three fighters who fought in irrelevant divisions, won vacant titles, and never faced serious competition. And that's supposed to exonerate a nation of 23 million? There are single US states that have better combat pedigrees than your whole country.

>>75245515
states like California, New York, or Texas that each have more people than australia?

just imagine having a chin this shit

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/lfa-9-video-highlights-check-out-the-head-kick-ko-that-led-to-this-photo/

black women have the thickest skulls too

Why are australians so unlikable? They will never be good at fighting. It's a joke that they talk about it on /heem/.

>>75245553
Are you autistic?

>>75245553
You're not good at fighting.

>>75245539
Florida has a population less than Australia and produced the current welterweight boxing champ and is home to one of the best MMA camps in the UFC, plus formerly the blackzillians.

Illinois, New Jersey, Massachussets, etc. all have produced top level fighters and all have small populations.

>>75245553
Have you thought about going to a rape and sexual violence trauma counsellor? I don't know what this Australian guy did in the past to you but it's not ok. Rape isn't something you should have to deal with ever. I'm truly sorry it happened to you.

>>75245515
> those titles aren't in glamourous divisions
> they fought for vacant belts
> I've never heard of them

None of this stops them from being world champs, which was your original point.

I can't wait to see you move the goal posts back further.

Reminder that strikeforce had ZERO stars when the UFC bought it.

>>75245628
leave my friend alone!

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You remember this fight?

How did you score it?

>>75244369
Looks like a younger Dragonlily in her early ultimate surrender days.

>>75240991
...This is photoshoped right?

>>75245914
Lol I love how Ultimate Surrender gets brought up here every now and then.

>>75245984
It's not brought up near enough

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>>75241410

DJ
NamaJunas
Souza
Stephens
Nelson

>>75245984

It's the porn of champions.

>>75246022
>>75246108
Damn right.

>>75246138
Let's get this started then

Syd v dragonlily 1 is the top tier US

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>>75241220
Why is GSP the poster boy for greasing? Silva, Franklin, and a bunch of other guys got busted before it was explicitly against the rules. Supposedly it was an epidemic, I remember one guy saying that fighters were taking vaseline baths the night before to come in slippery on fight night.

Ireland > Australia
objectively better fighters

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>>75241489
Lol I think he has to beat a weight scale first.
He gets embarrased in his next fight trying to wrassle somebody. Oh and he isn't getting Tony he needs to beat another can before he gets real fights since he can't make weight.

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>>75246511
What sport are we talking about

>>75246511
Based Burger. We do well relative to our size. Less than 5 Million people here. In terms of P4P though I take my hat off to Cuba. They're a monster nation.

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>>75246578
Wwe

>>75241489
>ko him if he comes near you
>lose fight

???

>>75246580
>>75246511
you casuals realise australia is top level in muay thai and kickboxing right

Only 5 bongs until the fights.

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>>75246526
Sounds like he got his money's worth.

>>75245268
Looks like he's at a local park attacking niosey children.

>>75246621
If this were a different time, Conor would invade the Favela that is Australia on horseback and kill anyone that was not fit to work.

https://youtu.be/tawr0XvRsMg

DJ will lose tonight

Put your house on it

>>75246811
100 'pounds' that he won't. let's do it

>>75246811
I already bet my bungalow on Patrick Williams

>>75246580
Their amateur boxing program is one of the most sophisticated sports training regimes ever created. They produce a phenomenal number of top-level amateurs for a nation of any size and they're a tiny, broke-ass country.

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How did Daniel Cormier get away with blatantly cheating?


>Do you want to save the changes to C:\Users\NotePad\heem - obscure fighter.txt?

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This is a mother in her 30s. There is no excuse to be out of shape.

ACB ON NOW LADS

>>75247173

They are trying to get the soccer mom market with her aren't they?

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>>75246181

I like Bella Rossi a lot

>>75247114
black privilege

>>75247341
i think so. thats why they've been putting wmma fights on every main card since the wme takeover. i'm not mad if it keeps the doors open a little longer though

>>75247114
Too much to lose if he missed weight and the NYSAC is kinda shitty.

>>75247403

That's not where the money and the pro image they're looking for is coming from.