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confetti
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>rags
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HOLIDAY LEAVE
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JÄÄKETS
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>tfw no hokkei team
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>>>>>>>>>>>the city of baltimore maryland
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Thread theme lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2od1AF_Cs
canucks will rise next season lads just you watch
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What should I get for breakfast lads?
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>>75249312
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>>75249278
what is this from
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>>75249260
>baltimore
>city
more like campground for niggers
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xth for Crosby receiving a career-ending leg injury through a genuine accident that is not malicious in any way
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>>75240599

>10 posts early
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>>75251300
Hey that sounds like Steven Stamkos RIP
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>>75249312
A fucking job you chugg
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More like Columbus Blue jytkys because they are winning the cup

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Will the mild pull the reverse sweep?
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Pekka will hoist the stanley cup over nashville and Finland, it's been preordained by the great god Ukko
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>>75251339
would be traditional bloos desu
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>>75251339
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>3 fucking threads again
I fucking hate you faggots
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Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild!
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>>75251337
Columbus unironically couldn't beat a single team in these playoffs
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>rags
>laffs
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>PICK TODAY'S WINNERS YOU FAGS

OTTAWA
NASHVILLE
TORONNA
CALGARY
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what did they intend to convey
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laughing SO HARD at confetti
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AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
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what will happen when Finnish player is the one to save/make the Cup winning shot?

will /hoc/ explode on
>Binland :DDDDDDD
posting?
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>>75251365
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Wild sweep in 6 CAP THIS
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Pekka will return Karelia into the rightful FINNISH hands right after he gets done with this hockey business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKwG9ZuzFw
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/hoc/ as experts on alcoholism I need instructions

I haven't drank a drop in 3 months because I've been cutting. however it's a special occasion so I bought 30 beers. I just opened my first one and it's 9:28pm. the next time stores sell beer is 9am.

guesses whether or not I will run out before I can resupply y/n?
if yes how should I ration for maximum enjoyment?
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>>75251383
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>>75251384
Imagine Finland winning the Olympic gold
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>>75251374
>someone actually saved my graep man pic
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>>75251339
>>75251360
>>75251389
so they're called the Minnesota Mild because of how average these women look, ja?
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>>75251417

yes
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>>75251375
>no Savin'

LUNDQVIST BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY HIS OWN TEAM

>rags
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>>75251409
i don't need to imagine, i just have to wait
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>>75251403
Stop at 15 beers
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>padqvist
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>>75251441
you mean like have them separate so I get a warning? good idea. maybe another one at 5
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>>75251417
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>>75251431
Lundqvist was literally blown out by his teammates when they didnt grab a stick for him for 30+ seconds
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>>75251403
I guess youre lucky theres a gay as fuck afternoon game but there no way you marathon thirty beers without passing out after three months off. Not to mention all the good games arent for another 4 hours.
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I'm pretty sad I won't get to add to this image this year.

Fucking mild blowing it.
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>>75251435
Proxy off Reetu from Koskenkorvan Talli
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>>75251480
if there weren't an afternoon game I wouldn't have bought the beers.

that being said I just woke up a few hours ago so no danger of passing out
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>lundshit
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Hey Pongs fans what the fuck happened to Streit???
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so what's the plan for tonight?
toronto or chicago? I don't care about any of these 4 teams and I don't like switching back and forth. 3 periods or nothing.
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>>75240599
HOW CAN A TEAM FULL OF FINNS HAVE Z E R O FINISH???

laughing SO HARD at the wild

Lmao check out their draft picks for the rest of the Suter Parise years holy FUCK
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>>75251521
probably because they're team is full of finns desu
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>>75251515

Toronto will get BTFO. Perds/Chiraq will be a close game.
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>>75251527
KEK
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all Minneapolis women are coal burners, doncha know

t. Gary from Madison
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>>75251527
You can scratch out the next three as well
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>>75251521
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>>75251521
finns are busts
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>>75251374
Ottawa, Chicago, Washington, Calgary
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>>75251527
What happened to the canucks lads? They went from a game way from being Stanley cup champs to a bottom of the barrel team
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Pekkaman is ready to spring into action
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>>75251532
I thought game 1 went to overtime
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>>75251515
you wanna see tears?
chicago will be crying their eyes out tonight
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>>75251537

This is true

t. Minneapolis man
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>>75251556
>led by sweedish twin sisters
you tell me bud
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>>75251374
Ottawa
Nashville
Washington
Anaheim

laughing SO HARD at the wild
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>>75251556
shit owners and retarded management
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MFW the blackcocks go 0-4 in the first round.
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>>75251593
but i was assured they were a """"""""""""dynasty""""""""""""""""
????????
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I passed out at like 6 last night and just woke up. Can someone please explain the confetti meme to me?
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>>75251593
Please do it nashville
And then promptly get bounced
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>>75251560

The laffs had to win game 1 to make it an interesting series. Washington will come out looser and sharper tonight. A loss in game 1 would have brought back memories of past playoff chokes and made them play tighter and more tentative.
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>>75251512
he sucks and was scratched?
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>>75251556
The Luongo Schneider bullshit left them with a career backup in net and all they got for two elite goalies was Boseph Horvat

lmao holy FUCK
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>>75251604
oilers had confetti for winning a game in the first round
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>lundpads
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>>75251606
they'd have to play the bleus who they'd kill
or miraculous comeback whyld who they'd lose in 6 or 7 close ones
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>>75251374

>snes
>perds
>craps
>cucks
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>>75251556
Sedins were good, as was Kesler
They had at least two good defencemen
Luongo was good back then

They had all the right elements, whereas today, the Sedins are getting old, they don't have any other good forwards, their defence is weak, and their goaltending is weak
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snes ruins is the most boring series
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>>75251593
nah, Nashville needed a fluke goal and Rinne standing on his head all game just to win 1-0. It will go 6-7 games either way.
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>>75251604
Edmonton celebrated winning the Stanley cup after winning a game against the sharks at home
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>>75251604
orange confetti dropped from the ceiling after winning one game, oilcucks have been seething about people pointing it out
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>>75251604
/hoc/ sperged out because the Oilers had confetti after their first playoff win.
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>>75251630
>and their goaltending is weak
miller was the only reason they weren't tied with the Avs this year
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to be desu, the islanders would have put up a better fight against the pongs than the poo jackets, even without tavares
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>>75251537
Good thing I'm closer to st Paul then

-Eddy in Eagan
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>>75251633
>he thinks it was fluky goal
The only thing fluky was those no calls at the end of the game that would have forced the game to be 3-0
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>no suspension for calvert
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHH
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>>75251706
done out of pity desu.
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>>75251706
Now he has a chance to break the stick over Crosby's head.
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Финны - пидapacы.
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TED

Tell me again it's going to be ok.

I need you.

TEEED
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>>75251612
I thought he was on the second PP unit

Seems like a better option than an injuried Maatta
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Nashville sucks assdildos to be desu
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>>75251761
>laffs >fans actually threw jerseys on the ice
Never fails to make me laugh
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>>75251706
>literally no source anywhere

NHLPS twitter hasn't said anything
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>>75251785
>>75251785

GAME THREAD

>>75251785
>>75251785

OTTAWA BOSTON
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>>75251733
We do not speak Finnish here sorry
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>>75251794
Thanks Finland, but someone already made a thread:

>>75251770
>>75251770
>>75251770
>>75251770
>>75251770
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PSHHHHT

AHHHH

The first sip of the day.
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>>75251828
PSSSHHHHHTTTTT
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>>75251825
>not linking their thread to /hoc/
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>2 game threads
Way to ruin my Saturday.
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is torts going to teach the poo jackets the secret of dogfucking to unlock their hidden hockey powers? i think only a desperate move like that can save the franchise
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>>75251914
shit, wrong pic
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>>75251844
Hey, not my fault OP is a newfag.
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>>75251733
y-you too
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>>75251914
Nothing can save a Columbus franchise except a relocation to Quebec
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Nolan Patrick is a massive Daigle-level trap pick at #1 overall.
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>>75252007
Can we just call him Patrick Nolan? His name is stupid.
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Who else unironically hates Pittsburgh and wants them to sweep Columbus now?
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>>75251841
Aaaaaaaaaah first sip of the day.
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>>75252007
dumb comparisson, daigle was hyped

there's consensus that patrick's ceiling is a 2C
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>>75252031
basically everyone except pittsburg fans?
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>>75252053
I'm rooting for them to spite Ted.
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was there a longer vid of the after the whistle fighting in last nights jackets game? I only saw the calvert hit, there must be more, right?
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Wild take the series in 7 games
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would be interesting if a team like Avs traded their first round pick this year
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>>75252085
This has both the Calvert hit and end game scrum. Blowjobs are total niggers.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCsEmG368VU
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>>75252088
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>>75252122
>after the final whistle
>40sec remaining
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If canada gets swept in the opening rounds, then at least we'll always have Curling
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>>75252088
Blues in 5
Minnesota is demoralized
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Family in law finally left
Time for hokkei
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>>75252167
Did you even watch the whole thing?
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>>75252302
oh yeah I was just referring the link posted here yesterday which said the calvert hit was after the final whistle
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>>75252122
Are the Jayyykets the biggest frauds in the league? Wild are a contender, but Bob has never had a good playoffs but is somehow a contender for best goalie in the league. Id even take Fluery on my team over Bob.
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I wonder if Logan randomly stops during the day and looks behind him
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Serious question. Does anyone else think Taylor Hall was the cancer holding back Edmonton all along? I know the Oil got McDavid but I can't help but wonder if the first 5 years of the "rebuild" didn't go anywhere mostly because of Hall.
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>>75252390
Why do the boards have moonspeak on them?
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Experience Canadiens Hockey
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>>75252468
That's the future of the Western World, just take a trip to Hongcouver
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>>75252451
Nah, it was Dubnyk. I believe if McDavid didnt get injured, Oilers would have made the playoffs. Talbot is the true MVP of the team for me.

And look at the Wild now. Garbage still even with Dubnyk, probably worse than when they had Harding/Backstrom
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>>75252451
Hall is great
They had a lot of wasted talent
Like.. Yakupov
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>>75252451
You can't win with a winger as your best player.

>>75252468
Canada has sold out to China.

>The lack of buzz was such that after getting interviewed during a local broadcast of Game 7 in the Eastern Conference final between the Tampa Bay Lightning and Pittsburgh Penguins, a representative from the TV station apologized for the lack of viewers because the game was on in the morning and was competing against a Golden State Warriors basketball game.

>Relatively speaking, the apology was unnecessary.

>“I remember after Connor appeared during the first intermission, one of the guys from CCTV said, ‘I’m really sorry, we probably only had about six or eight million viewers,’” said BioSteel founder Matt Nichol. “We were like, ‘Oh my God, are you serious?’ It’s crazy to think as the popularity grows, what the potential is.”

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/12/22/potential-of-china-as-a-hockey-market-is-huge-but-nhl-not-ready-to-jump-right-in
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>>75252451
no, not really. its more because management was retarded and thought they could bank on the rookie magic meme year after year and not build up the defense or goaltending. also shit ownership that gave management a pass
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>>75252512
This, dubnyk is a dogturd on skates, he's slow as fuck and has reflexes like an infant. Suter and the Wild pairing mask so many of his flaws on a game to game basis. There aren't any good defenseman on the Oilers so naturally he'd be identified as a shitty goalie
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>>75252512
Dubnyk seems amazing in Minne compared to the ECHL tier goaltender he was when playing for Edmonton
>>75252515
I still think no coach used Yakupov correctly, he needs to be used like Ovechkin or Kovalchuk set him in the circle or on the point during PP like a turret and feed him one timers.
>>75252535
Should the Oilers still load up on defensemen? To be honest it would be pretty cool to see Edmonton get godlike D and swap most of the forwards for more gritty players like Kassian/Lucic-types.
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I just opened my 3rd beer and realized I fucking hate drinking beer
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>>75252641
do you make moonshine in findland
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>>75252636
Minnisota is a defencive team. Any goalie can seem amazing there. MS Riddled Harding had a 1.65 GAA .933 SV% season.
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>>75252641
Beer tastes like piss.
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>>75252636
>Should the Oilers still load up on defensemen?
they need a true offensive D man, and need to improve their depth. i think their bottom-3 dmen are passable but could easily be upgraded.
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>>75252636
>Dubnyk seems amazing in Minne

Sheary and Guentzel seem amazing playing with Crosby.

Dont fall for frauds. Minnisotas defence make Dubnyk look amazing.
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>>75252682
yes
but it's illegal so it's kinda rare. what the poor folk do nowadays is kilju which is like prison wine. sugar and yeast in a plastic tube for a week. if you're good at it it doesn't taste too much and can be around 15% easily.
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>>75252636
>Dubnyk seems amazing in Minne compared to the ECHL tier goaltender he was when playing for Edmonton
man just look at the D edmonton was icing back then, dubnyk got zero help whatsoever. petry was the best by an absolute mile and nobody else was better than bottom pairing tier. plus none of the forwards gave a shit about defensive play either
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>>75252695
Do they still play the trap? aka the most boring hockey ever. I don't even think the Devils do the trap anymore.
>>75252708
They need to trade RNH for a decent defenseman. I really dislike RNH for some reason.
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>>75252730
that's pretty metal, i like it
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When will the oilels unleash the pulju?
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>>75252748
RNH for Beaulieu straight up, best I can do
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>>75252730
>tfw wappukiljupoika porisee
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>>75252786
We want Sergachev
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>>75252752
it's actually especailly popular with the punk crowd because it's "anti-establishment".

~10 euros for 25 litres of 15% compared to local prices is fucking ridiculous though. if you filter the yeast properly and mix it with sprite it's not too bad.
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>>75252748
RNH is frail, had his development handled extremely badly(case study on what not to do), and is pretty overpaid to boot. if the oilers want a decent return on him, they'll have to retain
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>>75251537
all the ones I know are dykes
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>>75252786
RNH for Emelin.
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>>75252786
>>75252806
>lefties

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How did Ottawa make the playoffs with this team
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>>75252852
Atlantic is shit, and Shootout wins
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>>75252852
Shit division
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>>75252806
Mikhail "The Russian Subban" Sergachev is more valuable than Ryan "shittier Nazem Kadri" Nugent-Hopkins
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/hoc/ is a normie cuck reddit gen
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>>75253003
thanks
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beer makes my belly full but not my head drunk what the fuck
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>>75253113
wodka lad
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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
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>>75253159
I know but welcome to finland where vodka isn't sold for 5 days because jesus died
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>>75252993
Yes I know Captain Obvious
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>>75252786
RNH for Juulsen + 1st
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>>75253113
what's the abv % on your beer, Olli?
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>>75253186
Hop on the ferry to esti pegga
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The call that saved the Canadiens
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>>75253216
4.6%
4.7% is the maximum allowed to be sold in grocery stores because jesus
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>>75253214
Juulsen + our lowest 2nd is the best I can do
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>>75253233
>he can't go to the gas station and scoop up an 18 pack of pbr for like fifteen bucks
Laughing SO hard at finland right now
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Shitty low scoring first round.
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>>75253246
No dice
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>>75253266
isn't pbr 4.7% too? you could sell that at a gas station. NOT AFTER 9PM THOUGH :D
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>>75253266
An 8 pack of PBR costs me $15 here
Fucking faggot ass Canada
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>>75253289
It is, yes, but you can buy it from literally anywhere at any time of day
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>>75253284
throw in your 2nd and we'll do the 1st
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>>75253305
>8 pack
They didn't even sell those when I lived in Canada
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>>75253324
jesus didn't want us to buy beer between the hours of 9pm and 9am

except if you're in a restaurant because they have better lobbyi... because that's what moses said
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>>75253355
they do now
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>finland will never get to experience a cold refreshing yuengling
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>>75252765
Soon. He will get playoff minutes this year
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>>75253233
>4.7% is the maximum allowed
that's some sad shit lad, i don't even consider buying beer below 5%
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>>75253357
Does religion play a large part in finnish politics? >>75253372
Wow, what a difference two years make, what province are you in? This reeks of Albertan trickery.
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>>75253387
I used to be able to get that here
Was nectar of the gods
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>>75253397
isn't the states' grocery store limit like 4% or something?
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>>75253233
Wow Ive see 14% abv here. I thought we were prudes
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>>75253419
i don't think so, at least not when i've bought beer in WA. maybe it varies state by state?
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>>75253413
Haha, Alberta.
I just moved from Manitoba though and had never seen an 8 pack before so it must be some 'Berta fuckery.
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>>75253397
me neither when I'm in a pub, but them's the rules.
they are trying to bump it up to 5,5% though, should happen next year which is a nice surprise after 40 years of 4.7%
>>75253413
not really but tradition does
also we have a huge alcohol problem so appearing "pro-alcohol" is a career suicide for politicians. everyone knows that alcoholics drink vodka or the cheapest berry wine and not craft beers but you can't be "pro-alcohol".
>>75253435
you can buy anything at bars or (((government monopoly stores))) but they're closed for easter
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>>75253466
Hah, I lived in Montreal where things were pretty lax beer wise. Just head to the dep before 11 and you were good to go. Fuck the SAQ though.
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>>75253419
That's a state law not federal
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laughing SO HARD at this fedora tipping neet finlander
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>>75251431
LEL


but seriosuly, he's exceptional
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>>75253503
are you the based habsfriend who lives in the US?
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>>75253387
>american beer
no thanks
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>>75253509
stop bullying
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>>75253531
The very same
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This is the best SJ can do against the oilers third pairing
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>>75253508
must just be new york state then. haven't crossed the border in like 5 years though
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Why are canadians so gay
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>>75253533
it's good

promise
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>>75253354
That first will be so low, Habs will likely hit the ECF that would be like only moving up a few spots.

1st and Juulsen
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>>75253628
Jew York has all sorts of progressive laws like that. Wouldn't be surprised
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>>75253628
Nope, no limit on abv in ny grocery stores, you can buy all sorts of fancy beers in new york
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laughing SO HARD at shitvakia
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I GET MY RECORDS AT THE RECORD STORE
ROCK 'N' ROLL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsD7VWZxjbk
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>>75253633
Sucking dick is not gay

>1 You're just sharing protein
>2 It's not gay if you're only doing it as a joke
>3 If you are that insecure about your sexuality that you can't suck a dick everyone once in awhile then you have confidence issues
>4 It's just entertainment to pass the time
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>>75253680
Greece very good music

What is your top 5 favourite rock and roll bands?
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>>75253755
AC/DC
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
Metallica
Priest
so, so many

I love the Lizzy too
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Jesus snes hockey is such a fucking snoozefest
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looks like seattle is back on the meny boys

>Allan Walsh @walsha 15 min15 minutter siden
> This is interesting ---NHL acquires Seattle Metropolitans trademark rights in Canada
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>>75253800
your music taste is like googling "5 most popular rock n roll bands of all time"
not hating just saying.
do you also like "best of" records?
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>>75253800
Good taste

Do you like punk and grunge music also? Give me recommendations if yes
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Give me the run down on the snes hockey meme
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>>75253800
Onhan nuita
1. AC/DC
2. Black Sabbath
3. Iron maiden
4. Metallica
5. Judas priest
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>>75253841
If I was an NHL owner I would name my team the Monkeys and then do all sorts of shit like during Black History month we'd have a Monkey of the day honoring a black person or something
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>>75253900
literally NOTHING has happened for 30 minutes
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>>75253900
They essentially play the trap, it's fucking boring
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>>75253419
Colorado Is 3.2 lel
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>snes >fans chanting "we suck"
lel
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>>75253850
>do you also like "best of" records?

I have some.
Hey, there must be a reason if those bands are so popular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsGl-0pzEEc


>>75253880
I 'm more into punk I 'd say than grunge, but it's not that I am very keen on punk either.

>>75253904
what's onhan nuita?
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is Karlsson the least likable captain in the national hockey league?
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>>75254025
Chara
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>>75254025
Gionta and whoever the fuck is SJ's
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>>75254025
there's a few candidates
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>>75254064
Leave Gionta alone
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this offside review meme has ruined hockey
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>>75254025
McFagboy
Poosby
Landesbog
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>>75254125
>offside review meme
Gotta get those NFL fans watching
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>>75254125
Unironically and literally blame Reddit for this.
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>>75254171
the reviews are ok in NFL because football is a sport based on short plays. checking an offside that just happened to happen 30 seconds before a goal is fucking ridiculous
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>goal under review
>let's play the girl from ipanema
The state of the snes
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>>75254193

>rule was put in place to overturn the complete bullshit offside goals like the one Colorado scored against Nashville
>instead it's mostly used to kill momentum after a team scores with a 10 minute review or overturn goals where a player was half an inch offside a minute before the goal was scored and it had no effect on the goal being scored
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>Can't figure out the offside review because the camera angles suck and the concept of an offside review is retarded to begin with
>Call a ticky-tack penalty 10 seconds later to make up for it

The state of NHL officiating.
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bonos bonos bonos
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>the league bases it's decisions on literal >do i look like i know what a jay peg is images
lel
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>>75254319

Big Boy Breakfast sounds pretty fucking good
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>>75254319
good image
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>>75254277
It's pretty disgusting.

Offsides should be left to the linesmen on the ice. They can't even tell if the skates is on the ice or not, and it is a stupid rule anyways. It shouldn't matter if the skate is in the air or on the ice, just that it is behind the plane of the blue line.

Also,

>scores on the pp
>noise meter
lmao
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LAUGHING SO HARD AT OTTAWA
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>Leafs fans
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>the state of the snes
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>>75254319
what does bonos mean?
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>snes
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>tfw would have had perfect bracket if I didn't give the mild too much credit
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Jesus fucking Christ Anderson...How embarrassing
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>>75254673
and edmonton
and montreal
and chicago
lmao you got a shit bracket bud
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>>75254741
Approaching Lalime levels of playoff goaltending soon
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>>75254673
Rangers will beat Canadiens.

Laffs are going to beat the Caps.

Oilers are going to beat the Ducks.
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>it ain't me starts playing
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is there a worse team in the playoffs than the fucking shuns? holy lelmao
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>>75254750
Are you that guy who really hates Canadians and is blinded by his disdain so as not to be very good at predicting anything?

Montreal is moving on, with certainty.
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I dont know if i should wear my raptors jersey tonight or my leafs sweater
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>>75254852
just wear your cock cage and nothing else
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>>75254673
Ducks get wiped by Edmonton every single time.
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>inb4 Laffs win a game before snes
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Who do the Sens have to lead them and calm them down in these kind of situations? NO ONE.

They are fucked.
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>>75254852
>sweater
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>>75254673
Pretty similar bracket desu
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>>75254913
>>75254913
>Who do the Sens have to lead them and calm them down in these kind of situations? NO ONE.
Dion Phaneuf :)
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>>75254937
Oh there you are
>>75254839
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>>75254873
tell that to ur neighbor pleasel ad
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>canadian cities are allowed to compete in the NHL
thanks for the ticket money goyim :D
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>>75254953
Dont even hate Montreal, lundpads is just determined to cuck the whole nation of canada
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>>75252451
no, it was joey moss
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ruins roster in a bodycast and the snes cant even beat them at home lol they will never be anything but 2nd fiddle to the laffs
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>>75255037
>jari and mess averting their eyes because they know what is coming next
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>laffs
>shorks
>rags
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>mfw chose to watch French stream even if I don't understand it
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>>75255037
>jari kurri will never massage your shoulders
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>>75255037
do you think he knows he gets retard pity points?
>>
christ ressurected
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laughing SO hard at finniggers right now
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>snes broadcast
>laffs player interview
FUCKING KEK
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>>75254937
delete this
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>>75255223
what are we laughing about now I love self pity
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>>75254990
What?
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honestly contemplating watching the wsh-tor game instead of the nashville game. am I retarded?
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>>75255315
no, i'm the same way. i'm rooting for the preds but i want to see toronto get BTFO more.
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>>75255315
East is better hockey
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>>75255315
>am I retarded?
You are Finnish so of course.
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>>75255353
I'll have you know I did an online IQ test and it told me I should be in mensa!
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What's Canada's greatest contribution to the world besides hockey?
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>>75255489
Insulin
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>>75255489
Curling
Lacross
Basketball
Also garbage bags
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>>75255489
feminism
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>>75255489
a country that's really easy to laugh at
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>>75255554
I like curling. Maybe you guys could teach me how to play it.
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>>75255489
m1 garand
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>>75255489
Trailer park boys
First Nations Peoples
>>
Let's be honest, these Ottawa "Senators" are an insult to the original 6 time Stanley Cup winning team that they are named after.
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>>75255633
I was about to say there's nothing but hockey but the original trailer park boys was pretty fucking funny
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>>75255625
*PING*
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>>75255633
>First Nations Peoples
>>
why is nobody replying to me?
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laughing SO HARD at 3rd world shitholes like slovakia right now
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>>75255633
>First Nations Peoples

What do you think those "mexicans" that are flooding America are?
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>>75255705
sorry
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75255705
cause you're a faggot
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>that mad American is still ban evading
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>>75255737
it's allright
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>>75255790
Don't listen to him. I like you Slovakia. Actually I prefer the Czech Republic a little more but you are cool still.
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>the irrelevant 3rd world shithole/shantytown of slovakia
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>recalled

The dream is dead
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Will he unbust himself in the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
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>>75255790
desu you're kind of a garbage poster and greatly inferior to czech
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>>75255845
>unironically playing griffin reinbust
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>>75255845
Dare?
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>>75255845
holy hell you can't be serious

please notify the hoc if he actually gets in the lineup, I wanna see this
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>>75255828
Slovakia is to Czech what Suomi is to Sweden and Ireland to UK

>>75255875
I barely see any Czechs there
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>>75255881
>not cloning an entire team of Griffin Reinharts
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>>75255845
Love this meme

Cherry picked image of one of the fastest skater in the NHL going past a defender fresh out of junior

t. Oilers internet defense force
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>>75256061
he looks like shit no matter who he is up against desu

t. oilers realist
>>
>Bombston chocking
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>>75256127
This is why you don't have Finnish goaltending. You can have a Finnish everything else, but not a goalie.
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>>75256152
no finnish GMs either
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>>75256061
He got repeatedly pyloned by the >cantpucks in preseason this year
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>>75256209
Well the Canucks are a top five team so that's okay.
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>tfw your teamd doesn't have finnish goaltending
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>>75256232
Here here. I can always count on no Finns.
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>>75256105
False https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxjJ-Hulp8

>>75256209
He scored a goal too
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>>75256232
>tfw it has american goaltending instead

I just wish Andy stopped playing the puck so much when he's terrible at it.
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>>75256272
>actually going to bat for reinbust
yeah those were picks well spent
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>>75256304
He can't help it, he's from Edmonton. They are all functionally retarded there.
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He has no style, he has no pace
This bust is a waste of space
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>>75256304
baited
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>>75256232
Is Russian goaltending a meme as well?
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>>75256375
>i-i-i was just PRETENDING to be retard! jokes on you!
yeah, ok

>>75256330
no shit lad
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>>75256199
What about Keks?
>>
>>75251613
This post is a good way to show everyone you're a retard. Miller has been by far our best player this year and the only reason why we aren't on par with Colorado
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>>75256407
I know you are pretending to be retarted but why are you saying the Jokes on me when I was the one baiting you?
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>>75256492
Hahaha that's my YouTube comment
I forgot about that
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Been watching French streams and noticed they have no problems with pronouncing yuro names correctly. What's your problem anglos?
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ok
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>>75256593
go back
>>
Do you think someone should start a historical reenactment hockey league? They do it for baseball, but we could adapt the game to fit the early hockey era. We'd have vintage style uniforms and no helmets and use old style tactics and rules from the early days of the game.
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>>75256593
stay there faggot
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>>75256593
go back but also I have to lol at just how >reddit reddit canbe
>>
Jesse?
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>>75256649
>>75256674

no
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>>75256593
You have to go back
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>>75256658

You can do that for baseball because it hasn't changed that much. DH and mound height are the only significant rule changes separating baseball today from baseball 100 years ago, though if commissioner Cuckfred is allowed to do so he will ruin the sport with meme rules.
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>>75256749
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>>75255139
can i get a quick rundown of these guys i see them everywhere?
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>>75256850
I know. I just like history and I'd like to see what hockey was like in the early days of the game. It wouldn't be a professional league though.
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>>75256888
Forced /pol/ meme that is already dying
>>
>mfw I remembered to go back to the store and buy more candles
old ones dying, so glad I got some more desu. nothing better than comfy candle lighting and hockey
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>>75256944
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
underage needs to go
>>
Why do you guys call it Bombston?
>>
>>75257013

>leaf
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>>75257013
TORONTO STRONGER
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>>75257006
It is /pol/ meme though
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>>75256944

rothschilds and so on
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>>75256888

Trips demand the rundown
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>
If Leafs don't win tonight I will have lost 5k SEK
>>
>poonoof
>bombston
>>
BOMBSTON BOMBED THE BOMB BOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>
>bombston
>>
BOMBSTON BLOWING UP
>>
>bumston
>>
>50 minutes before toronto game
>if I choose chicago game I have time for a movie right now
hmm
>>
>4innish goaltending
>>
AHAHAHAHAHA BOMBSTON LITERALLY BLOWN OUT
>>
Whatever, real games are starting soon.
>>
laughing so hard at bombston right now

>having a shitvakian captain
>ever
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
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I'll be taking the Conn Smythe. Thanks.
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>>75257244
what movie are you thinking lad?
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>>75251761
Why would you photoshop Matthews on that. That's a Phaneuf jersey.
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>>75257244

Just spend the next 50 minutes on /hoc/
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The Laffs unfortunately won't win shit tonight
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>eat kebab
>fourth time shitting in 2 hours
boys, I think I'm dying!
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BOMBSTON BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS
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it's an outrage that either one of these two teams gets to go to the second round
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>>75257359
good, use a rope if you don't
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>i will help my team win by sitting in the penalty box
slovakian """"""""""leadership""""""""" ladies and gentlemen
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>>75257349
I hope so.
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>>75257370
t. absolutely SEETHING pajeet
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>>75257315
I'm embarassed to admit it but maybe Patriot's day for them american feels
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>>75257359
brevik should have gotten you
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>a fucking caveman vlasic babby will still win the norris over based Karlsson/Hedman because of canadian bias
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We're just making things interesting, don't worry.

We literally won't lose another game this series.

Cap this fucking Post if you don't believe me.
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>>75252512
>>75252606
What a load of dog shit.
>blaming the goalie
>ever
You can't expect a goalie to win enough games by himself. The team in front of him has to be at least NHL tier, and not AHL like the Oilers were.

>>75252451
Hall wasn't the issue early on, but he also wasn't the solution in the end. Partly because they got McDavid, but also because he already had too many bad habits. Same reason why Eberle and RNH are basically as good as they will ever be. The management fucked those players beyond belief by not letting them develop in the minors before throwing them to the dogs. That division was ruthless during their early years, and it wasn't fair to have them playing top line minutes. But when the fans still buy tickets/merchandise, the owner/gm doesn't exactly feel compeled to make the team better.
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>win 2 cups in the last 6 seasons, the only 2 for a previously irrelevant franchise
>get fired

How?
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>>75257439
>be inbred
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>>75257439
mexicans are pretty dumb anon
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>>75257439
His style clearly didn't work at all anymore.
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>No Krug
>No Krejci
>No Carlo
>No McQuaid
>No C.Miller

I mean, if the Sens DONT win the series then that would be fucking pathetic lmao
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>>75257439
a new GM would probably fired him anyways, most want "their guy". ownership just spared the awkwardness. looks like the old boys club is back in LA
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>>75257320
lmao buttmad laffer
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>>75257439
Why keep him around to coach a shit team? He's better off getting out now and saving his reputation.
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>>75257439
LA doesn't care what you did for them last week, let alone several seasons ago
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>>75257496
bostonwheelofexcuses.gif
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>>75257439
His message wears a little thin over time. He never spends a long time in once place. 6 years is probably his record, and he had two Cups to rely on for that.
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>>75257496
wow, we could use damage control skills like that in the navy, son.
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>>75257513
>LA doesn't care what you did for them last week, let alone several seasons ago
this, despite them hiring two alumni with fuck all under their belt since retirement. nice """knowledge""" you have there, paco garcia
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>>75257425
Vlasic isn't as good as he used to be and Burns plays with Martin
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>>75257421

Listen to some Johnny Cash for American feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnivJb3Rv5A
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>canadian teams are 3-0 so far after going 0-5 in the first game
can the leaf nation turn it around?
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>>75257548
>>75257518
oh haha look its a couple of morons that have no rebuttal skills

hahahahaha ohoho me oh my, what a classic response from literal fucking meatheads with 0 ability to reason

please do kill yourselves after the sens get fucking swept in 5
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>>75257633
I traded my rebuttal skills for bow hunting skills.
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>>75257548
>>75257518
I don't really see how its an "excuse". The team should lose based on all sense of logic and reasoning. The Senators have beaten Boston all year. The Bruins are already not very good and are out most of their only players that make a difference.

You don't win games with a 40 year old playing 30+ minutes. The Senators are the better team and really should win.
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>>75257633
>bombston
>bawston
>shitston
>chowdatown

>this anally ruined
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Today is the anniversary of the Boston Bombing.

Just saying.
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>>75257669
agreed, and that's why I picked the sens in my office pool

but fuck if the snes aren't making me sweat it out every game
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>>75257439
he looks like an angry sesame street puppet
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>>75257623
It stops here
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>>75257542
Ovi looking thicc
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How do you feel about Sean Avery's shorts, /hoc/?
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>>75257623
Guess we'll find out. Which Canadian team is playing nex-
>laffs

Welp.
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How did Burrows look?
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>>75257823

>flim flams in Anaheim
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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
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>>75257814
>claims to be into fashion
>wears shorts that go passed his knee
into the trash he goes.
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>>75257633
>Swept
>In 5

Kill yourself my man
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Why is Leafs considered to be a meme team?
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>>75257883
kys sunbelter
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>>75255037
is that the general manager
>>
Not seeing much of Daryl Katz at these Oilers games. Is he laying low?
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What happens if the Canucks turn into the new Oilers and and they miss the playoffs for 11 straight years? What do we do then?
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Calvary suspended one game
Poolumbus BTFO
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>>75257952
Wait for Edmonton to choke a game 7, destroy their city and then crumble into what the Canucks are now.
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>>75257925
He's in Brazil on business
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Redpill me on Lundqvist. Why did he become so terrible after winning the Vezina Trophy?
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>>75257969
Calvert*
rrreeeee
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>>75257969
And Reddit pongcucks were bitching about how they DON'T get special treatment

What a fucking joke
>>
>>75257952
won't happen. canucks fans aren't completely retarded like oilers fans and just won't show up for a shit team. their greasy owners will makes some changes sooner than later
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>>75258010
cause hes not finnish
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>>75257969
time to suspend crosby's higher motor functions till the end of the season
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>>75258010
Because he had won everything possible to win while being on this
>rags
team

So ni reason for him to play at his best
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>>75258027
Its one game you fucking cry baby. He literally broke his stick over kuhnackles neck
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>>75257976
>this is what Canuck fans believe
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>>75258103
remember when cooke ended savard's career with a blindside headshot at full speed and didn't even get suspended?
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>>75258103
It was on his back, personally the league should reward any player who cheap shots the pongs

t. NOT Ted
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>>75258111
that's gotta be a frenchie
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>>75258103
Like breaking a stick means anything in this playoffs.
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I've been comatose since OD'ing on memes with /spa/
Can you give me a quick rundown on what has been happening since? How come so many canadian teams made the playoffs?
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>>75258175
Why do Canadians look up to that fag so much?
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>reinhart called up
>puljujarvi called up tomorrow

let the memes begin
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>>75257883
It's not

>>75257969
That's b/s, should atleast have been 5+
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>>75258224
He's just a culture icon. I get that he seems a bit incoherent at times now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPuMzza9hk
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>>75258224
>In an interview with Sports Illustrated, Cherry was asked if he regretted questioning the fortitude of Swedish hockey players by calling them “chicken Swedes.” He replied, “I never called a Swede a chicken because I have nothing against chickens.”
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>>75258224
Watch your mouth you lefty kook
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>>75258230
>playoffs will finally be interesting with Pulju up
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>>75258268
Hahaha
He's savage in his own special way, love coache's corner

He's the old man everyone wants to grow up to be
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>>75258282
Lose to sharks 3 games in a row
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>>75258268
It's hard to get offended by a "hockey expert" that wasn't even good enough to play in the NHL.
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>>75258309
you seem pretty offended
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>>75258213
Shorks have been shorking
Ducks and Hawks are strong cup contenders
Laffs memed their way into play offs
Blue Jackets are held by their goalie
Pens lost key defenseman and are unlikely to repeat
Caps are expected to finally stop choking
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>>75258269
don cherry is pretty annoying dude
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>>75258344
>Hawks
"""no"""
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>>75258307
called up doesnt mean playing
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>Oilers win first playoff game in 11 years. Confetti

>Mild blowing it on home ice. Mom's spaghetti
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LEAFS @ CAPS

>>75258389

LEAFS @ CAPS

>>75258389

LEAFS @ CAPS

>>75258389
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>>75258344
>Reddithawks cup contenders
No.
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If Don Cherry was a sport, he would be field hockey
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>>75258342
Don Cherry is literally /hoc/'s guy, in that he belongs on 4chan. He's just comic relief
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>>75258364
>>75258415
I don't like them, but they still seem seem like strongest Western team
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>>75258439

At least Don cherry can pay his debts
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reminder before you autists make 3 more early threads we already have one here >>75251289
>>75251289
>>75251289
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>>75258452
>implying
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Super saiyan mode
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>>75258487
>implying that wll stop anyone
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>>75258487
too bad for you and yer crosby dubs, because it's fucking early and I will make the enxt one.
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>>75258452
Doesn't say much when you look at the other half of their division's games.
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>>75258491
>implying Shorks veterans won't expose the McWimp
>>
Awright lads
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reminder that anyone who posts in a grease thread will watch their team miss the playoffs for the next 60 years
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>>75258510
Eat shit and die you insufferable faggot
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How small do you think grease's cock is?
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>>75258546
is your booty in discomfort?
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>>75258487
Too early
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>>75258487
>implying you are not one of said autists
will tolerate if only to avoid another greek thread
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>>75258452
the only thing they got going for them is kaner and cpt clutch. But nash in 6.
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>>75258528
jej
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>>75258561
who cares homo man
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>>75258528

Sharks veterans got ran out of the building. The only hope they have now is Haley but he's a plug who gets exposed against weak teams and the refs are starting to catch on to the sharks embellishing. They don't like being made fools of.
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real AND early thread

>>75258646
>>75258646
>>75258646
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>>75258543
*becomes penguins fan*
brb posting in grease thread
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>>75258528
McDavid was outhitting the shorks dorks tho

>implying the >meetnpototoes is just a meme
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>grease thread
don't do this

we already have a real one here

>>75251289
>>75251289
>>75251289
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>>75258689
this is the correct thread. may as well use it up
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>>75258672
nice
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>ruins
>laffs
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>>75258689
i wasn't going to support this thread, but then grease posted
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>>75258748
why is it so stinky stanky?
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>>75258309
he played in the nhl
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+1
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+2
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500
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>>75258309
But he did, Sven
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