black saturday /bundes/ thread

anyone have that picture of dortmund's 2015-16 squad getting blessed in a church?

Has Tuchel learned his lesson? Will he start Pulisic?

>>75237091
Hopefully. Getting to the semis of the CL would be nice but the main priority is securing autoqualification. Catching bulls on parade seems too much now to ask but overtaking Hoffe is very doable.

>>75237134
Honestly, if the bomb incident didn't happen I think the match against Monaco would have been a lot different.

>>75237050
>>75237084
>>75237134
>SEA monkey in my bundes

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First german poster reporting in!

Dortmund is going to win by a 3 goals.

1st brazil here

lending dortmund my best wishes :)

Who is the GOAT Anglo Bundesliga player? keegan?

>>75241823
Paul Lambert won the Champions League with Dortmund so I guess he was better than Keegan pretty much.

>>75241823
Kellond-Knight maybe?

Are the stores open today? Don't want to leave my house for no reason.

>>75242044
Tanke is for sure.

>>75237091
>Will he start Pulisic?
Pulisic starting on the bench would be him learning his lesson though. That lesson being, that at this point in time, he's a bigger asset coming off the bench, than he is starting.

>>75242044
people in my house went buying food and drink 30 minutes ago, so i guess you're good to go.

>>75242044
Today is not a Feiertag my man

>>75242044
its a normal saturday

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>the mental state of football ultras

>Lelverkusen vs Buyern

Is Lewa back yet? I miss the fella.

Lewandowski not playing increases the likelihood of Buyern loosing. So I hope that he stays injured for a few more games.

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When are we going to have the serious Müller conversation

>>75242485
huh?

His time is up. We need to replace him with Kasper Dolberg.

>no river runs through Milan
>people still call Milan - Inter a derby

Ticino and Po are too far away to count.

>>75242540
Mullel is overrated. Imo , he is a fucking disgrace.

>>75242540
Müller is still Bayerns golden boy, so I doubt that they're going axe him just like that

>>75242600
We know that he can be very good, but he takes up a lot of space in the squad if he continues not playing well.

>>75242626
Yes. It would be good if Manchester United wanted to buy him since him and Bayern could just say that he wanted a change of milieu and that he wasn't pushed out.

>>75242485
I know 2 and 3, but who are 1 and 4?

>>75242698
>It would be good if Manchester United wanted to buy him
how to kill your career 101

>>75242436
I don't think so

>>75242816
I was wondering the same.

>>75242816
>>75242980
The tweet I took it from mentioned a Millwall game so I guess maybe just some Millwall fans.

>>75242828
Yes maybe, but in terms of an honourable exit from Bayern it would be good. He could go to some other club though, it doesn't matter too much to me as long as he's happy.

Müllers assist scores this season are pretty good though.

anybody watching the milan derby?

>>75243054
yes

>>75243031
>>75243049
I like Milans more

>>75243054
no

tipping has become really tricky lately, since everyone is so shit

>>75243054
No. I'm waiting for Hannover-Braunschweig

>>75243054
i rather watch french league than italian league desu

halp

Dortmund - Frankfurt (Sa.) 2:1
Hoffenheim - M'gladbach 2:0
Leipzig - Freiburg 2:0
Wolfsburg - Ingolstadt 2:1
Augsburg - Köln 0:2
Mainz - Hertha 0:2
Leverkusen - Bayern 0:3

Bremen - Hamburg (So.) 2:2
Darmstadt - Schalke 1:2

>>75243178
thankfully ligue 1 games start later in the evening so you can watch the milan derby, dortmund-frankfurt and then relax with rennes-lille or monaco-dijon

TOD UND HASS

>>75243227
i unironically have a game myself at 5 so no footy for me today

just end me

>>75243237
DEM BVB

Great thread.

>>75243250
*BTSV

>Füllkrug

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Good morning bundes qts

Growing up, I never would have thought that I'd need to buy a computer in order to masturbate.

thats a guy.

>FÜLLKRUG
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>75243683
That was quite funny

FÜLLKRUG!!!!!

>>75243683
>>75243695
Well now that had to happen

>11. Gelbe Karte
Wew lad

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>>75243203
Pretty good picks Tbh

>>75243203
>>75243787

Buyem not gonna win though

>>75243266
explain

>>75243054
i'd rather die than watching serie A

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>>75243811

>>75243178
This, Ligue 1 is the only interesting league atm

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I had a dream tonight in which Leverkusen conceded 3 goals in the first 10 minutes, ends up losing 0:5 and I crash my car on the way home out of rage.

What does it mean?

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Habt ihr eine freundin?

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>>75244089

>>75244090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijndz4dzY1c

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>>75244089
They need to go back to wearing those shirts also that image has just got to stop being so cute

>>75244090
i wonder was he really this fat or is it just the artist memeing

>>75243203
Wolfsburg and Ingolstadt draw and Hertha is straight trash when playing not at home so also maybe draw

>>75244135
you only have thispic

>>75244135
B A S I C
A
S
I
C

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>>75244135
>>75244222

>my
team

r8 pls m8s

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>>75244222
I like big butts and I cannot lie

You now remember Mame Diouf

>>75244090
no, never had. when younger girl got weirded out when a guy wanted to settle, now that older, girls get suspicious when a guy never had a gf.

>>75244272
you now remember Hannover vs Atletico Madrid matches

>>75244272
t marko marin

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>>75244272
his speed was insane

Hi where are the riots?

>>75244272
You now remember Mame Diram Mohammed Yusuf Akbar Diouf.

You also remember Didier Ya Konan.

*punches you in the face*

that was easy

>>75244292
You forgot the part where girls are incredibly insecure when on their own and only want an opportunity to fall in love

*doesnt punch back but rather runs away and cries*

http://asiacarrera.com/
Click on "I don't want to see any naked chicks! Run away"

Dortmund: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Bender, Schmelzer, Weigl, Sahin, Pulisic, Kagawa, Reus, Aubameyang

I hope that Gladbach would win against Hoffenheim

Because Hoffenheim are competing with Dortmund for third place.

>>75244272
>you now remember Mo Idrissiou

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>>75244468
uuhh baby

>>75244554
>bender

>>75244624
>you now remember Nebojsa Krupnikovic

>UN-FASS-BAR

>Lössl benched
Heh

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GET REKT BRAUNSCHEIß

I BELIEVE

>>75244909
Xhe is trash

Shall I make bacon?

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Bayern BTFO!

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who else /schwarz-weiß-wie-schnee/ here?

Help out a fantasy brother, alonso/tiago/lahm going to play today?

>>75245295
Tiago

>>75245295
I don't think so

>MUH BVB FAMILIE

I hate how hard they're pushing this meme about the sharemakers being the good guys

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who /Ingolstadt/ here?

>>75245024
kek

Pulisic starts

>Reus
nice to see him back, enjoy while it lasts

Can based inglelstadt win?

>tfw all your good streamsites are down
ugh

>>75245460
yeah

>>75245473
knutschistreams.net/bundesliga/konferenz

>>75245487
B-BACK THE FUCK OFF!

ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE

RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE

glass cannon

HES
FUCKING
BACK

BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB

DIVERSITY AND TOLERANCE WINS AGAIN

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welcome back marco ( ‿) ᓄ

>Hradecky

>gay footballer scores a goal when bvb has rainbow flags as corner flags in their match

wew

DONT KILL HIM AGAIN YOU FUCKERS

LEAVE THE GENIUS ALONE

>>75245232
Tankard are a pretty good thrash band tebehe.

FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA

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Time for Ronnie O'Sullivan

Nice assist by puliGOAT

>Osako
LMAO

>this Carinthian village idiot is unironically the best Austrian defender atm

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>tfw you have to watch your mates from your couch and miss the lad banter in the cabin

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Hello my lovelies

Will be a sick day. Bundes now and later NBA playoffs.

>>75245588
Alaba and Suttner are better

>>75245596
F

wtf sokratis
geht youre shit together

MOMMY MOMMY GIB STREAMY!

>Fabian
kek

hrfailta

HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR IN SINSHEIM

TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM

>>75245596
Sad

SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI SZOLOI

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>>75245621
>not having sky

ROYCE

being a good lad
>9/10
talented af
>9,5/10
reliable
>6/10
injuries
>-5/10

19,5 / 40
~ 50%

>>75245649
are you me

>there are 2 Flips in the thread right now

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>>75245669
and he is handsome

>>75245655
yeah I know that I'm piss poor but thanks for reminding me nonetheless

>>75245669
(You)

>your opinion
1/10
>its relevance
0/10

>>75245685
EL GIPSYANO

>>75245680
I am piss poor too.

You just have to know someone who has sky. Then you watch it with sky go on the internet. You are one minute behind tho.

>>75245670
Kinda, but I prefer green.

>>75245694
>bitching about poverty in a thread with a Romanian and 2 Flips

Kagawa pls

>>75245708
How do Filipinos even watch /bundes/? How do they get Sky?

>>75245708
>being the designated water fetcher
>have to walk 5 miles to the nearest well with clean water during half time

feels bad famalam

>>75245694
>You just have to know someone

that's where it gets already complicated. I can go into a bar but they get always pissed if I show up there for the match without ordering anything.

>>75245596

He'll be back soon enough

>>75245735
They don't have roofs.

>>75245732
Frankfurt's defence is looking uncharacteristically leaky.

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>Kagawa
>it's another Dortmund can't score and will choke away the game in the 2nd half episode

>>75245708
Are there even people left in Romania? I see every day more and more Romanian people around.

I know Bulgaria has almost no young people.

>>75245735
>How do they get Sky?
is this low-quality banter?
dont you know into licensing at all?

>>75245735
Fox sports desu

>>75245739
Kek.

>>75245741
>but they get always pissed if I show up there for the match without ordering anything
Just order a cheap beer and maybe a small snack.

>>75245741
>beer is like 2-3€

How poor are you m8?

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>TFW NO DEFENSE

RIIIIIIIIIIII

WILL ÖMER HELP FIXING THIS SHIT?

>not watching Bundes and Eplel on Eurosport

And you call us savages

what a beautiful shot on target by our very own philosopher

webm of ROIZ goal pls desu

FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA FCA

>Köln

>>75245743
kek

hallo und guten morgen!

TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM TOR IN SINSHEIM

>TOR IN SINSHEIM

do you rate SAP in CL?

>>75245748
In about 6-7 cities only, the rest are fucking dead.

>>75245811
With Rudy, Süle and Amiri out they will finish 4th below Basel and some other shitters

>>75245806

hello

>>75245778
I don't get any gibs. so I have to get through with little jobs with don't require any delaration. I try to live with about 20-30 Euros a week and I mostly have to ask my parents for money to pay insurance and shit :(

>>75245804
You really need to stretch that flag of yours. You and Nepal need to get with the program

BÜRKI IS A LITERAL GOD

/tactical tactituchel to eplel/ and /nagelsmann to dortmund/ when?

>>75245829

never

>>75245822
Basel have been poor recently. Though there are rumours of them bringing Fink back.

>>75245825
>20-30 euros/week

Jesus fucking Christ, you couldn't live in Congo with that

>>75245829
after tuchel wins us the champions league and we get relegated the season after that

>>75245825
So I guess you are in college? I worked pretty much all the time through college and made about 1k every month which should be more than enough to pay for rent, food and insurance.

Just work 20-30 hours a week m8. It's not like you are doing anything valuable with your freetime either faggot.

>>75245825
Why no gibs? You would get money. It's your right.

>>75245839
thats the point, Hoffenheim will be back to mid-table -relegation fodder within the next season

>>75245839
>Though there are rumours of them bringing Fink back.

Lyl. Fink is a fucking fraud and can't even cut it in Austrian /bundes/.

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN v

>Dortmund

fuck

>the panzershreck city of Frankfurt

Holy shit

>>75245598
>NBA
>i
>g
>g
>e
>r

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER

SHARES DROPPING BY THE MINUTE
SELL SELL SELL SELL

>conceding to a mexishit

>dortmund
>defense

J U S T
U
S
T

only goat can help us

>>75245862
He worked at Basel for whatever reason. Maybe he just really likes the city and club.

HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING HecKING

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Marc Bartra please come back ;^;

FOALS FOALS FOALS FOALS FOALS

>>75245893
Being good at Basel isn't an indicator of quality, they're so much better than any other team in Switzerland. And fluking a few results in Europe doesn't make you a good manager either. He failed with the HSV and then had to train in Cyprus to survive.

Fink hasn't done anything of significance.

>>75245910
Kek

>>75245910

he'll be back next week

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das ist doch scheisse so mit der defensive. was soll der mist? warum bekommen die ihren scheiss nicht zusammen?

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rate my shitty OC

>SOCRATES

KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN

DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA DANKE PAPA

TOOOOOOOORRRRR

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Noice

LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN LASS DAS MAL DEN PAPA MACHEN

BLOOTERDOPOULOS

TOR IN SINSHEIM

>THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM >THE CITY OF AFFENHEIM

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tor in sinsheim
lel

>>75245935
I don't get it

K A U F E N
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WTF is it GAY flag?

>>75245917
>And fluking a few results in Europe doesn't make you a good manager either
That's all they're looking for though. Someone who won't embarrass them completely in Europe, and will continue to keep the league under their control. Could end up being Wicky though, since he'd fit their new philosophy of a club from the city, which they've already started by making Streller the sporting director.

>SAP goalkeeping

POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN

POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN POULSEN

>>75245972
Diversity and tolerance

>>75245967
it's a SAP / Hoffenheim joke

>Denmark incoming in 3, 2, 1

WHY IS BULI2HD ABOUT 2 MINS BEHIND SIMULCAST?
WTF SKY?

>>75245972
>tf
>tp

>>75245962
DOORTMUUUUUND

So the commentators said that Dortmund signed Toprak, why not Tah?

>>75245972
They're celebrating holy week, a festival about an SJW being followed relentlessly by 12 other men and getting hammered to death by buff Italian men in front of his mother.

>>75246021
Because Leverkusen would probably want a ridiculous price.

>>75246021
>amassing even more inconsistent young players

They need someone experienced that can stabilise this defence

>>75246035
Shut up Manny you fight fixing cunt

>>75246015
Le flag xdddddddDdddd
>>75246035


>Christian nation
>celebrates blasphemy the day before Easter

Jesus H. Christ

WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER

LEIPZIG LEIPZIG LEIPZIG LEIPZIG LEIPZIG LEIPZIG LEIPZIG LEIPZIG LEIPZIG LEIPZIG

>>75245932
Moar liek in four weeks.

>>75246054
>this flag
>talking about Christianity

Your '''churches''' look like malls and your preachers beg for shekels on TV.

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>>75246073

>>75246021

They might have just wanted some veteran experience

>>75246079
>the south is the United States

Fuck off to kc with your epic countryball banter

>>75246050
Manny is unironically a mentally retarded bible thumper.

/newsinfo.inquirer.net/851851/pacquiao-proposes-natl-bible-day-every-last-monday-of-january

>>75246054
>>75246079
Am atheist senpai.
*tips sombrero before hastily cleaning the dirt off it hoping to sell it to get some money for a meal

>Brooks

THANK YOU BASED LÄTZCHEN

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>>75246116
t 15 year old

Fuck
Get it together Ingolstadt

>>75245843
That does not include regular payments like gas/power bill, water or anything. It still fucking sucks. It has almost become luxury to buy a beer from the discounter.

another goal for Suttner

>>75246144
t. Billy Bob Cooter, proud member of the Westboro Baptist Church

that guy with the bandages should wear a helmet too imo

>>75246144
>calling me out for stereotyping
>is actually the stereotype

Cletus pls

>>75246149
At least you live a long you fag.

>>75246158
What's he called? Did anyone care about his name before he put on the helmet?

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>2:1 halftime

waddup?

>>75246149
Alone >>75246171

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>>75246184
Hi

>>75246116
Just fucking kill yourself already you retarded plastic fan.

Fuck I slept through the first half of the fucking game

>>75246175

le bleed on the field man

>>75246235

you poor man

>>75246235
>sleeping through the most aesthetic first half this season

>>75245972
watching /Bundes/ now gets you sent to a concentration camp in russia

>waifufags are here

""""great"""""....

>>75246235
Good riddance. You are cancer anyway

>>75246235
FUCKING HELL JOSE
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

>This fucking halftime """"""""""""analysis"""""""""""" from Sky

Köln choking a successful season away, well done fags

>>75246261
I think you're allowed to watch /schalke/

>>75246254
>>75246255
>>75246295
:'(
Those were some pretty sick goals too

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>FOX SPORTS promoting buyearn and neverkusen as Lewandowski [insert a bunch praise] v Chicharito.

chichashit isn't even top 5 striker this season

>>75246304
kek

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>>75246315
I heard they force the slaves in the gulags to watch >Schalke

>>75246184
Tabbi <3

>>75246304
Lol you said anal

>>75246321
and Lewa is injured

>>75246304
probably better than the american commercials that my stream is showing

>>75246334
cruel

>>75246321
I'm more embarrassed by the fact that they're promoting it as an even contest between 2 top teams

Buyern will piss all over Leverkusen because Korkut is a fucking hack that failed with Kaiserslautern

>>75246361
have they said if he will he be back for the second leg at bernabeu?

>>75246334
Putin just breaking the Geneva Convention like it's nothing.

>>75246321
I know, they do the same thing in the spanish channela, I hate when the commentators start talking about chichapinga and neverkusen in the middle of Dortmund's game

>>75246334
that's only bad if you're a >Schalke supporter

DEMBELEL INCOMING

FASTEN YOURE ASSES

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who will be 2nd goalie when weidenfailure quits next season?

any subsitutions for the dortmund game?

>>75246432
ginter and dembelel
for manny and royce

>>75246432
Bender out, Ginter in. Reus out, Dembele in

>>75246430
Esser

>>75246432
Kill yourself

>>75246430

I would guess some tall guy from Netherlands

>>75246452
>from Sturm Graz to Dortmund in 2 seasons

lel

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>>75246494
>>75246502
You have to go back.

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>freiburg

>>75246515
*consumes you*

>>75246520
Dont worry, Petersen will fix it.

talking brause leipzig:

any new info on leipzig or salzburg going to CL?
uefa said they wont allow both teams because of brause. didnt see any further developments in the news though.

>>75246543
>uefa being massive hypocrites again
nothing new here

>>75246543
>RBS
>qualifying for the CL

>>75246543
should allow salzburg.
ossilanten dont have any business in cl

>>75246543
it was because of one guy who was responsible for both squads' transfers. He is officially only working for Leipzig now and there should be no problem having both teams in europe

>>75246543
But Zenit and >schalke are allowed?

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>>75246543

>he still thinks RB wont just pay UEFA to bend their rules

cute

>>75246543
Nothing will happen. Red Bull is now only the main sponsor in Salzburg and has reduced its investment. The hole in the budget is filled with the transfer fees that Salzburg receives from Leipzig.

So basically:
As long as Leipzig """""""buys""""""" enough players from Salzburg, there is no problem

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>5 teams that are directly above schalke currently having a loss or draw

>>75246590

I wonder what its like to have a pig for a pet?

>it's an Obama is absolute shit episode

Just sell the fucking retard

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>u now remember that roachistan is member of the uefa

>>75246543
Nadine gave fifa blow js

THE FUCK OBAMA

Why does he need 10 huge chances to score one?

Not been Aubameyang's match desu. If he keeps playing like this, they might as well give Isak a quarter of an hour.

THANKS OBAMA
THANKS FOR NOTHING

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thanks obama

>>75246643
>>75246624
Why do we rate him again?

TOR IN SINSHEIM

TOR IN SINSHEIM

>shitbach

>Monggladbach

>>75246620
First you should be sure its one of those that don't grow up, unless you want a 300 pig in your house

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HOFFE

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>Sommer

hes obviously still in Winter