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GAME 2 EDITION
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>rags
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>>75236874
PYBH
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>rags
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>want oilers to win for city pride
>want oilers to lose for lels on local sports radio

Can I cheer for both sides?
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let's go lids
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second for
>rags
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ONLY 2 HOURS UNTIL THE COILERS LOSE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
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I like it's Metallica now instead of some faggy pop rap garbage
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McDavid dubs and Oilers win cup
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>this shitty gen X epic gueetar music

Fuck, man, can we stop associating hockey with AC/DC and ass-rock. Thanks.
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>>75236926
Post butt
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WHO /LOOOOOOOCH/ HERE?
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>some fag on an acoustic guitar with a wimpy voice

It can always get worse
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>that guy in half blackface
lmao
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>>75236932
t. shitty millennial faggot
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>>75236929
>Seek & Destroy

It's Dave Mustaine
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Anyone else hate how meme national anthems have become? I miss when it was just some dude doing a normal rendition of the anthem instead of every team trying to have their own gimmicky asshole
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>playing the american anthem

cucks
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>This hipster faggot

I hate you canada
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why does this guy look like a more feminine jimmy howard
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>>75236932
Because gangster music, or incredibly gay pop shit that's made for 12 year old girls is much more hockey
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Sharks desu
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>mfw McSecondary gets a secondary game winning goal
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>they're going to do this every home game
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>>75236969
>>75236987

t. Guy who doesn't wank over Kirk Hammett and who wants to die whenever Thunderstruck or any Red Hot Chili Peppers song comes on at a game
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>>75236999
trips confirms
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>>75236979
He's a country singer actually lmao
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>>75236999
lmao look at that ward!!!
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>>75236926
Ummmmmm no sweetie
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>>75236975
no it seems like it's always been some fat opera tryhard slob here

he stops singing halfway in and the camera cuts to the crowd, so that he can shove a cheeseburger down his throat i presume
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>Booking local "talent" to play the anthem
What were they thinking?
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>>75237040
people from edmongolia are fucking dumb dude
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>>75237040
because edmonton has no talen tlol
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>>75236900

youre in the best position, you get to just relax and enjoy the ride, any outcome is a victory
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>sing national anthem
>don't get notes.
>finish with the super mario bros level clear theme

Canada, pls.
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>>75237064
I've been all over the world and Edmonton was the only place I was mugged on the street in broad daylight
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>>75237098
why didn't you fight back? not like they'll have guns or anything
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>>75236932
Tbh the best live song from "my" teams playlist was the intro from Dire Straits - Money for nothing.

Sometimes it just works. Its awkward when its shitty hip hop or electronic music that just really doesnt fit the atmosphere, the sport, or the fan base.
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>>75237098
Manlet detected
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>>75237115
He had a syringe, much scarier than a gun.
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>>75237098
>tfw a syrian refugee raped a bunch of kids at west ed and CBC tried to paint him as the victim

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/syrian-refugee-west-edmonton-mall-sexual-assault-reaction-racism-1.3973831
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>>75237133
oh shit, fuck that then

what a shithole
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>>75237143
Didn't he molest a bunch of girls in a swimming pool?

And they were all like 10 year olds too?

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to bring in 25,000 fucking kid rapists?
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>>75237155
I thought I told you to hang yourself? Go read about the draft, you dumb slant.
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Weak call
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>>75237178
DUDE
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>>75237205
WEED
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>>75237222
LMAO
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off topic but any of you fags that voted DUDE WEED i hope your fucking happy. we cant even drink and drive no more
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>>75237155
We got lots of snow too. Going to be heavy as fuck to shovel after the game

>>75237178
Pic related
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>>75237196
What the fug
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>>75237222
LMAO
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>>75237222


>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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>All these missed passes
What the fuck boys
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Edmonton wins the next 4 straight games screencap it
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>>75237242
>drinking and driving should be legal
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>>75237242
You mean toke and drive?
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>>75237205
>>75237222
>weed is getting legalized
>faggots smoking that shit everywhere
>I'm coughing chunks of my lungs out and that is okay

Don't be in Ottawa tomorrow.
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>>75237266
nah check em
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Ah I see were playing the "Reffs dont give Edmonton calls unless they have 0 choice game" again...
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>>75237271
it doesnt even violate the NAP
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>>75237245
>snow
>in mid April

it's like 30 degrees in Iqaluit wtf
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>>75237266
Nice
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>there are people who actually think the Sharks will win
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>>75237283
cops can pull you over and you have to give a breathalyser now or take a mandatory drug test under any circumstances. thats stealing our dna
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>>75237298
>literally get a PP
>whine
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>>75237315
It's not spring until the Leafs are out
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Why the actual fuck is the gook in this thread?
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>>75237304
It does, you're putting others at a higher risk of injury or death, and so encroaching on their right to life and liberty
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>>75237341
sorry
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You know I'm hearing a lot of negatives about Edmonton but nothing positive about San Jose.
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>>75237155
The fucking morons out east who voted for the worst PM of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XpELKOV5N8
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>>75237304
>people should be allowed to drive cars while impaired
>tips dead families
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>>75237339
Shit lol, the dogwood has already bloomed here since late March.

>>75237349
good boast
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Actual serious question. Why haven't there been more asian hockey players? Wingers don't have to be very tall.
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Who Easter here?
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TAKE A FUCKING SEAT, LAD.
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>>75237247
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>>75237327
>it's almost like canada is a civilized first world country
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>>75237374
Easter?
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Ducks would wrek both of these shit teams
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>>75237361
Man, white people are fucking cucked.

Border patrol in the US can legally shoot and murder your whole family if that happened.
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Based Cameraman

KASSIAN
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Was it free jersey night in Edmonton?
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>>75237401
FACTS
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>>75237397
Yeah dude
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>>75237417
with those ticket prices the jersey might as well be free
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>>75237417
No, people actually care about the hockey team in Edmonton.
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>>75237417
>illegal Mexican doesn't understand the concept of disposable income
You have to go back, pendejo.
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>>75237434
are those official canadian hawkins cheezies
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So how many McDavid jerseys are people wearing?
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>>75237434
I fucking love peeps
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>>75237374
>>75237434
>guinness
>peeps
>cheezies
>shitty toshiba laptop

fucking fatty with shit taste in beer
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>>75237266
Dubs speak the truth
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>>75237315
Two years ago I posted this pic.
This was in may. Shit's heavy when it's warm.
Pretty sure I've seen snow in every month so far in my life.
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>>75237417
it's free jersey night every night LOL
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>>75237374
fatty fat fat fat
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>>75237464
90% of Edmontonians with an Oilers jersey have a McDavid one these days. It used to be Hall or Gretzky jerseys all the damn time.
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Soft call, tbqh. These refs are 10 ply.
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>>75237370
There are a couple young ones with talent

Cliff Pu on London Knights finished high in OHL scoring he can skate really well was taken in the second round by buffalo

The two Suzuki brothers there is an older one in the ohl who will be taken int the first round this year

His younger brother nick was selected first overall in the ohl draft a couple weeks ago

The Yamamto kid in the WHL is 5'7 but really skilled

Also if you havent seen there is a Japanese hockey prodigy named Aito Iguchi who is young but has crazy skill
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>>75237483
Pretty sure there's more Hemsky jeresy's out there than Hall.
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>Be a guy
>Wear jersey with name of different man's name on back
Nah son
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Im here for the metallica during faceoff
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>>75237468
Am skeleton
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>>75237435
>Hi goy-err loyal fan!
>Why not come see an Oilers game at the new RogersTM Place?
>Only $1400 a seat; what a bargain!
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>>75237522
True shit.
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>>75237528
>be so insecure about being a fat virgin that you post shit like this on an Appalachian Morse code friendship circle
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just hope we dont get another ot, i have video games to play
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>>75237561
More hockey is always good
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>>75237535
you look smelly
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>>75237572
this, plus we'd get to see boilers delusional dreams get cucked
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>LET'S GO OILERS - REF YOU SUCK
Chantkino tbqh.
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>>75237535
>cut off picture right when arm starts to get thick
>crumpled jeans, probably just put them on for the picture that were crumpled in the corner
>dirty as fuck desk
>probably smell of shit
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>>75237578
I smell like your step dad's aftershave
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I'm glad Kassian landed in Endmonton, where hookers and blow are aplenty and accepted as a way of life
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>>75237616
why so angry dood
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>Everyone in their Canadian tuxedo at the game tonight
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>>75237572
I know mang. But NHL 17 has been calling my name since about 3 beers and a bowl pack ago
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We work hard, we play hard.
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>>75237470
No even going to shovel bro. Just gonna melt by Monday.
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>>75237609
Yeah I just got off work faggot you should try it someday instead of mooching off your parents
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>>75237627
Im 3 seasons into my junior career and just starting my draft year playing every single game

Im an 81 overall RHD
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>>75237245
It's to seduce the UN and get back on the security council, there's no excuse Uruguay is on there and we're not.
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>>75237642
You might as well shovel concrete, would be the same thing with that wet ass snow
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The sharks are lucky the refs are protecting them.
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HIT THE SHOWERS, LAD.
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>>75237535
>skinnyfat
even more disgusting
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Are they seriously giving the sharks a pp for that?
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>>75237663
I honestly just grabbed it on ea access so i cant really brag cause im kind of garbage. CASH ME ON UFC2 doe. ranked 7 champion
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>>75237677
The sharks are lucky they're against a shit team that can only thug
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REFPUCK
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>>75237689
10 ply refs, dude. What a fucking soft call.
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>nigger remix of a classic Queen song

lel
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>>75237663
>playing AI
kys
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I see the oilers are playing the "give shorks as many penalties as they can at the end of the period" again
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>>75237535
why are you posting shit like this online? if I caught my kid doing this shit I'd beat him
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>>75237700
>thug

Those are clean hits you little limp wristed fag.

Welcome to real hockey.
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>>75237668
Wet concrete, it soaked through my shoe and burned like shit.
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>>75237705
Fucking casual. Prophet's Song or GTFO.
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>it's the playoffs, the refs can't call everything
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>>75237701
>why can't I just crosscheck a guy twice in the back of the head? Wtf refs????
Oilers fans are insufferable
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>>75237702
At least give them both one. That was nothing play. Literally protecting the goalie 101. I really hope an Oiler dings the ref for that one.
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>>75237668
Got a corner lot. All sidewalk. I'm not killing myself. My neighbor can fuck himself. Crotchety old man...
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>>75237712
I play a couple games online a week
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>>75237734
>being a fan of a babyshit soft team of geriatric hobos
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>75237712
This.

Professional GM mode player here. EA has pretty much given up on making AI better. They just handicap your computer players if you increase the difficulty.
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>>75237734
>being a bandwaggoner
>a shorks bandwaggoner
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>>75237734
He poked the goalie after the whistle. That shit always deserves an answer. Definitely not worth a pp.
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>>75237734
>dude mcdavid is going to get killed in the playoffs, they don't call anything
>lol stupid oilers, don't break the rules so much

which is it?
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>>75237749
This is true its annoying the AI is stupid af your team mates never get open you you end up with way more goals than assists every year. They dont even play smart they just use EA magic
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>>75237749
>play NHL and up by 2
>poke checks stop working
>all shots miss the net
>sticks lifts are a penalty almost everytime

one day I'm going to drive to the EA studios and get there really early in the morning and wait in the parking lot for Sean Ramjagsingh to get to work and I'm going to shoot him in the head then I'll speed away and have a nice last meal.
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>>75237778
>playing D
>opposing fourth liner glimpses an inch of the net
>five hole
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>>75237723
>thinks canadian teams know how to play real hockey
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>>75237758
>been a fan since 2001
You don't know me mang

>>75237763
Vlasic didn't touch Talbot if you want to go back and look
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>>75237778
Momentum has been scripted into EA games since 1999 or 2000.

It's just more noticeable now since the games are so realistic, you can employ real world tactics and realize when the AI is doing downright retarded shit & being successful.
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>>75237778
>be 5 inches taller than other player
>they slightly bump you from behind
>completely lose the puck
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>>75237778
every ea game ever
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>all these tripfags
what do you freaks hope to gain from doing this?
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>>75237815
Same shit in fifa you can be up by 3 and they script it so the AI will suddenly become gods
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>>75237778
>killing someone over a video game
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>>75237720
Why does arm posting make you so mad?
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>>75237823
It's a mental illness. Just ignore them lad, it's been this way since the beginning.
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>>75237801
I'm sorry
>being a Shits fan
Kek.
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>>75237823
you're right, I am not correctly posting on 4chan in a manner that is beneficial to the average reader. I will cease posting with a tripcode now.
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>>75237832
haha I was just kidding RCMP don't arrest me I have season tickets
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Imagine losing both your home games.

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
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>>75237778
>playing the new EA games
>not playing NHL Hitz 2003 and only NHL Hitz 2003
faggot
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>rags
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>>75237778

That's why glitching the game to win is legit.

Defense
>just skate your players into shooting lanes, but override the automatic blocking pose by poke checking

Offense
>off wing
>skate to the middle
>shoot top shelf opposite side of the net

Also, because the AI will board the fuck out you when your back in your end picking up the puck on a pp, you have to take control of your goalie and interfeer with him.
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>>75237858
GET UP GET UP GET UP

DROP THE BOMBSHELL
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>>75237540
"What? You don't own an orange jersey? Be part of the orange crush!"
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>>75237857
>Imagine losing both your home games
is such a thing even possible? edmonton says YES!
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>>75237826
Its far worse in UFC 2, if you are playing Pro cpu and you embarrass them for laughs i can honestly say ive been submitted with 1 second left in round 5 after dominating an entire fight
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We hired two really hot girls at work, lads. What do?

Corporate job, btw.
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>Sharks commentators whining about Draisaitl shooting a puck in the Sharks net during warmups.

Oh my fuck hahahha
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>>75237870
GET UP GET UP
THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL
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>>75237896
double murder suicide. thats what i would do
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>>75237905
>being arrogant in your first playoff run in over a decade
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>>75237896
They already have boyfriends.
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Who the fuck bothers posting in the youtube chat?

That shit is cancer. Non-stop, no reply posting.
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>>75237921
That's never mattered.
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>>75237896
>This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.
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>>75237919
How soft do you have to be to care about that?
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>>75237896
>quit
>get a job where you actually do something meaningful with your life
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>>75237919
He's done it before literally every game since he entered the league, probably in junior too.
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@75237922
you have to @ them
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>>75237896
Sperg out. Show them your OC memes.
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>>75237871
An accurate quote, but you forgot the "comrade".
Anyway, post jerseys
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>>75237896
get feet pics and post them here
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>>75237929
I have a legit career and a (barely) six-figure salary.
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>>75237919
>doing what you do every game
>arrogant
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>German Gretzky
>29 goals

Jej
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>>75237832
It's not murder if he's brown, just illegal poaching.
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no goal
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>>75237919
>not trying to get in your opponents head in a big game
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>>75237928
idc desu and neither did the sharks apparently

it's just a bit weird to act so cocky when you're in the ploffs for the first time in forever
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>shorks
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>shorks
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What in the ever living fuck was Pavelski doing there.
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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES.
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SHORKS PP GETTING SLAPPED

>>75237947
Highest single season goal total by a german national team player
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Refs couldn't help you that time
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Cool as ice Kassian
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KASSASSINATED
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K A S S

A

S

S
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KASSIAN!!!!!
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>>75237957
Giving the Oilers hope, because the higher you elevate someone, the harder it hurts when you crush them.
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>screen goes black

high quality rogers product
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>tfw put a cheeky $5 on the shorks but still want the boilers to win
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does SNW keep cutting out for anyone else?
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>Chiarelli got Kassian for Ben Scrivens
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
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>>75237985
Clearly the >shorks are familiar with this
>>
TSN why were you too fucking cheap to buy the NHL rights
>>
New to hockey. Are the Oilers good? What do they do best?
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>>75238011
TSN is full SJW like ESPN.

It's going to come out very soon that the NHL is super homophobic and has a major drug problem (bits and pieces of this have come out already).

They don't want to touch it with a ten foot pole.
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>>75238011
they're too busy paying to broadcast 5 channels where 3 are constantly playing the same thing
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>>75238011
>tsn buys the rights to the hockey night in Canada song
>a couple years later sportsnet gets the rights to most NHL games in Canada and the playoffs
>we are now stuck listening to Kypreos and Doug Mclean
>tfw no Bob Mckenzie

WORST TIMELINE
>>
What Canadian team has the worst fans?
>>
>>75238046
there's nothing wrong with drugs or homophobia
>>
>>75238044
typically they help other teams not come in last place
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>>75237943
Bump for sole shots
>>
>feed switches to the american feed for couple seconds

quality product

>>75238044
Meme

>>75238011
They bid until the price got suicidal and are hoping rogers dies from the price
>>
What the actual fuck is going on with SN
>>
>>75238068
Easily the maple pajeets
>>
>>75238068
Canucks.
>>
>>75238077
>babbys first experience with rogers
>>
YOU'RE FUCKING BRUTAL, STRIPES
>>
>>75238071
YOu saying im some type of faggit?
>>
>>75237533
muh nigga
>>
>>75238068
Canucks
>>
this is what happens when the fans chant "refs you suck".
>>
Wait...is this nhl playoffs? Fuck this league has become pussified.
>>
That's an elbow tbqh fellas
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>>75238068
Oilers.

Until this year, it was just kids who weren't even born during the Gretzky/Messier era trying to reminisce about the old days. We're talking kids born in 1998 or 1999 pretending like they could remember seeing Gretzky play.
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>>75238102
Maybe the refs should try sucking less.
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>>75238117
Not in the playoffs
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Nigger shit call desu
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>throw a hit that barely touches the players helmet
>no way at all dangerous
>get a penalty

FUCK THIS LEAGUE. REEEEEE!!!!
>>
fuck you rogers kikes
>>
>tfw the oilers are finally in the playoffs and you're now watching the game too intensely to even shitpost in the gamethread

you guys should have warned us about this
>>
>>75238119
But Montreal and Toronto fans are totally fine when they talk about the dynasties that predate the Cold War.

Fuck your sister, retard.
>>
>>75238117
Nah, it was more of a "push hit" than an elbow. Either way, after giving the sharks a soft pp last time, calling that is bs.
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Edmonton looks good lads, they are a fast team
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>>75238068
The quality of a fanbase is inversely proportionate to the size of it
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>>75238126
The rules change in the playoffs?
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how have the oilers only scored one 2bh lads
>>
Tonight is CANADA'S night
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>>75238161
this
More fans more shit heads
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IS THE OILERS ELITE?
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What's that ref? Your going to give the Sharks pp after pp for terrible calls? I guess we are just going to have to score shorties all series.
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>>75238163
They do for every other team
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>>75238167
cause of jones
>>
PLEASE SHORKS. PLEASE SCORE
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oh fuck its another season of playoff sharkposting on /sp/ where has the year gone lads
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>>75238167
Jones is playing well, refs are handing out penalties like candy for after the whistle shenanigans.
>>
LOL at that dive.
Surprised they didn't call it a penalty
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>>75238161
So Winnipeg has the best fans?
>>
Is it really true that throwing out hits "wears them down", or is that just a made up talking point? I feel like it's cost us two penalties already, and that's obviously not worth it.
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>>75238233
I'd argue Ottawa. I think I know one Sens fan IRL.
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lifelong oilers fan here, who is this mcdavid kid looks bretty gud
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>>75237999
>tfw $200 1:2 odds on the shorkies, and rooting for them independently.
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>>75238201
Has anyone even been so dive as to even dive want to dive ore like?
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>>75238240
I can only hit myself so many times before I'm tuckered out or unconscious, so I think it has some truth to it.
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>>75238233
The biggest fanbases are

1. Toronto
2. Montreal
3. Edmonton
4. Vancouver (when they're good)
5. Calgary
6. Vancouver (when they're bad)
7. Winnipeg
8. Ottawa
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>>75238240
The Sharks pp is so bad, the penalty kills are giving the Oilers more energy tbqh.
>>
>>75237999
>tfw had 50 bucks on the rags and got utterly btfo
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>>75238240
The refs are being stingy again, but think about it - 230 lbs guys flying into you at 10-20 kph constantly is gonna start to hurt after a few good shots.

Plus, after throwing huge hits like the Oilers have this game, guys will sometimes hesitate a split second when they gain control of the puck and see someone bearing down on them.
>>
Burns was holding Nurse
>>
wtf
>>
That's a bad call

Burns was holding/leaning just as much as Nurse was.
>>
>>75238276
wouldnt constantly giving hits tire them out too though?
>>
Is Kassian elite?
>>
>>75238277
>canadian vision
>>
holy shit these sportsnet announcers suck unparalleled ass
>>
rekt

based kassian
>>
KASSIAN IS A MONSTER
>>
>>75238277
>>75238285
>grab burns leg
>not holding
>>
Surprised they didn't call Kassian for being too big there and touching ratface
>>
>sharks can't even set up on a PP
How the fuck did they make the playoffs?
>>
>>75238263
>Ottawa
>cant even sell out
doubt.png
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>conor mcfagid with only 1 shot
does this guy even know how to playoff?
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>>75238304
Joe Thornton is injured lmao
>>
>>75238263
vanpooper when they are good are bigger than edmonton. when they were contenders 7 or so years ago, you could see canucks jerseys everywhere. also always seem to be well represented on the road, much more so than the oilers unfortunately dunbar sman17bek
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>>75238305
In canada you retarded nigger.
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>>75238315
has he, dare i say it, been exposed?
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>Kassian jumping and launching himself on top of others for a """hit"""

how is this shit legal and not a penalty?
>>
sharks should just take a penalty to get some fire in them

this is pathetic
>>
>>75238296
He was leaning into Burns, and then Burns grabbed on to Nurse. It was going both ways you stupid burger eating fuck.
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>>75238322
I've seen like thirty oilers jerseys here in Vancouver in the past two days
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>>75238331
they've all been clean hits famalam
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>>75238299
Guaranteed they would have called it if it wasn't a Sharks pp.

No room for solid hits in todays NHL apparently.
>>
>>75238240
after a week of this... yeah
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>>75238333
The california rulebook doesn't give out penalties for being pussies
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>>75238356
Don't reply to it, lad. Don't give it (You)s.
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>>75238286
That's a good point. Still not nearly as bad, since you're putting your shoulder or arms into their chest or head.
>>
>>75238322
It's part of why they were able to cause so much damage when they lost. All those Hongcouverites falling off the bandwaggon caused an earthquake.
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>>75238334
>It was going both ways
evidently not now shut the fuck up and stop crying about the refs for one minute jc
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>>75238240
>Is it really true that throwing out hits "wears them down", or is that just a made up talking point?

It's something people say. I think it only works if you actually injure them
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Is Kassian turning into a meme player?
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Why do the oilers think wearing orange is a good idea? It looks horrible.
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>>75238397
You spelled "elite" wrong.
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>>75238383
>evidently not
Based on what? Do you think refs are infallible?

>now shut the fuck up...
Make me.
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>>75238353
because lots of edmongolians leave there for here because edmonton sucks ass
>>
>>75238408

Ever been to Edmonton?

Bunch of retarded cucks and Indians.
>>
>>75238408
Honestly, I agree. Pretty fucking disappointed they didn't keep the blue. Plus, the flimmies wear red. The contrast won't be as good.
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>>75238331
is that the end of the video?
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>>75238397
Kassian has been a meme his whole career, he's just channeling his meme power to be useful

>>75238408
You probably think black jerseys look good
>>
>>75238420
based on the game, you'd know that if you were fucking watching it instead of whinng about referee's
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>>75238408
I think it's meant to distract the opposing team with it's garishness.
>>
>>75238424
Hey fuck you, Toshi.
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>>75238438
they kiss at the end
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>>75238408

> implying orange isn't a the most Based jersey color
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Zach Kassian playing like its NHL17 rn
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>>75238452

You know I'm right you peace pipe smoking shitter.
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Bulju
>>
Hi /hoc/. Whichever way the puck rolls tonight, I hope we can remain civil and respectful. Tensions are high, and things can get ugly out there on the ice, but remember that we're all united through the love of the game. Enjoy the game!
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>don't call shork tripping the final solution
>don't call shorks defenceman holding mcdavid against the wall when the puck is long gone
>will call ticky tack shit call next time they can against edmonton

gg refs
>>
>>75238424

Arnt you worried Best Korea might bomb you guys ?
>>
>>75238465
Those sweaters are shite too. Ducks should've just used purple throwbacks for their alt.
>>
>>75238474
I can't hear you from way down there, lil guy.
>>
>>75238465
they h8 us cus they anus
>>
>>75238424
Glad to see nuclear fire hasn't melted your hand to your keyboard Coreafag.
>>
Redditmondton Redditers
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>These are two of the best teams in the Pacific.
Looks like the Blackhawks are getting a free ride to the Stan Lee Cup.
>>
I was told McDavid was going to arrive in the playoffs.

When does this happen?
>>
>>75238512
Gotta beat the predators first buddy
>>
>>75238465
>tfw orange civil war in round 2
>>
>>75238497

Hahahahaha.

>>75238503

t. Xing Tao
>>
getting really bored of edmonton fans crying refpuck at literally everything desu
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>>75238494
>gee wilickers my players are surely being treated unfairly by the game marshals. boy am i stomping mad!
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>>75238286
Yeah, but tired beats tired and nervous everytime.
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Stop breaking your sticks.
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>>75238512
>implying the Cawks can withstand the force of nature that is the Kassassin
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>>75238521
probably next year m8. the pace must be freaking him out
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>KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN KASSIAN
>>
>>75238533
I agree, the refs should start calling the game fairly
>>
>>75238508
>Kiwi bird fuckers
>>
>>75238421
no it's because hongpoopverities are all bangwagony shitskin curryfurries/slanteyed yellowfellows
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>>75238527
It'll be an easy sweep in 6.
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>>75238533
it's just one guy
>>
>muh JOB CREATORS commercial
holy shit alberta hahahaha
>>
>>75238556
>it's the guy who always wears a hat episode because he's bald episode

boring
>>
>>75238583
for smashville
>>
>>75238557
>dont call interference on that massive hit in the first
>still thinking you can cry refpuck because your team has never made the playoffs while you've been alive and you literally don't know how to do anything else
>>
>>75238606
>britbong trying to play the veteran fan card

lmaoing at your life. Shorks are soft as butter sitting in the california sun.
>>
>>75238606
BTFO
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>>75238606
>England trying to banter about a sport he has to google the rules of
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post >yfw a shorks insider spikes kassian's water bottle with booze and forces him off the wagon
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>>75238606
good post
>>
>>75238533
You haven't seen nothing yet.

The Shark "fans" will be making the refs call even more because Edmonton is actually playing playoff hockey, and that isn't allowed anymore.
>>
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
>>
>>75238642
>yfw it just activates his crazy and he takes his skate off to kill pavelski
>>
>>75238630
>>75238636
>muh flag
embarrassing retort desu
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>>75238642
mfw they give Kassian cocaine doughnuts instead of powdered doughnuts
>>
lmfao at these faggots bitching about the concourse seats at rogers

its a big fucking party in here
>>
>>75238606
>interference on a hit because it was too big

That's not how it works.
>>
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>>75238642
Does Kassian have Injun genetics or something?
>>
Why are the >shorks so soft?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0KC91Wuz2k

This is a hockey league, not a divegrass league
>>
>>75238606
solid bantz from across the pond.

how will canada recover?
>>
>>75238671
That would be unreal to be at tbqh.

Looks like a great time. Not like the boring shit in every other arena that isn't Montreal.
>>
>>75238683
maybe. i know he has a booze problem though, got so lit up once he drove his truck into a tree KEK
>>
wait

you mean to say that vancouver traded kassian for some guy named brandon prust?
>>
>>75238606
based nigel laying the smackdown
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repeat
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>>75238672
the interference was because the puck was no where near the players in question and never went close

actually want the fucking game ffs
>>
>>75238683
Probably. He looks like a friend of mine from Calgary who had native in him, but just a little bit.

Gives him that edge.
>>
>>75238606
>Oilers are being too rough!
>glad the refs are there to make them play gentler!
LMAOing at your life, Nige.
>>
>>75238557
If you manage to face the Blackhawks in the Championship. Be prepared to get refpucked into oblivion.

>>75238590
Trump is running ads in Canada now?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
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>>75238717
Yeeeeeee buddy
>>
>>75238705
who hasnt done a bit of drunk driving though?
>>
>>75238669
Fuck would your mouth be numb
>>
>>75238737
Slit you're throat neck
>>
>>75238711
Yes, and Montreal traded him for an elite KHL goalie.

He is criminally underrated.
>>
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>>75238705
>>75238725
Natives are good hockey players if you can get passed them being stinky, dirty, drunks, and native. Native men's league teams probably replace gatorade bottles with lysol cans
>>
JESUS CHRIST LOGAN COUTURE IS UGLY

KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>
couture going to start crying in this interview
>>
who /just here for the shitposting/ here?
>>
>>75238770
They don't even wear pads their permababy-fat does the job enough for them.
>>
>>75238774
he saw his reflection in the camera
>>
>>75238723
The puck doesn't have to be with the player, just that he had it within a certain time range.

I'm assuming your refering to the hit on Schlemko, which was not interference, not even close. He moved the puck, then got hit in less than half a second after. That's not interference.
>>
>>75238774
muh muff hurtth plth thop hitting me
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>>75238747
wew yinz mad
>>
laughing @ canada rite now
>>
>>75238770
I wouldn't say "good hockey players", but they definitely have tons of skill and are usually fast and physical. They tend to have really bad habits though from playing unorganized hockey and always lose their shit when they come up against teams that dish out the same shit they do.
>>
>>75238798
Do you think he'll look not vomit-inducing after a career of hits rearranging his face?
>>
>>75238810
>versus

holy shit how old is this image?
>>
>>75238810
>versus
how fucking old is that picture
>>
>>75238723
The puck rolled off his stick as he was trying to avoid Kassian. Literally had possession of the puck ~1 second before Kassian hit him.

You actual retard.
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>>75238787
eh cuhzin gah money fer schmokezzz eh?
>>
is edmonton hockey back?
>>
>>75238841
Yes
>>
>>75238828
eaaaahhhhhhh not even anyways
>>
i hope those couple sharks fans in the audience get jumped after the game and their heads kicked into the pavement
>>
>>75238841
no
>>
>>75238819
They puck hog so bad and take dumb retaliation penalties
>>
>>75238862
It's "aniwheys"
>>
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who scored the goal?
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>>75238865
lmao you can't beat someone up if you are apologizing after every punch, canadacuck
>>
>>75238897
Zack "The Next One" Kassian.

Who is this fluid druid?
>>
>>75238897
kassian
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bad call lol
>>
>>75238914
your sister
>>
>>75238865
you seem upset

go sharks.
>>
wtf refpuck!!!!
>>
That's who you want as your trigger man. Mark LeTesttube.
>>
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DINGERS? I WAS PROMISED DINGERS!
>>
>refs actually calling SJ interference

>>75238943
>calling refpuck when you have a massive PP advantage

u mad
>>
>>75238943
>shorks fans literally unable to stop calling refpuck
Worst fucking fanbase in hockey.
>>
>>75238943
lel sharts fans always crying about reffing
>>
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TIME FOR SHARK MEME MAGIC
>>
damn jones
>>
>rags
>>
Why doesn't McMeme just SHOOT THE PUCK
>>
>>75238929
after all the bad calls on the Oilers, lol, no.

This is part of the refpuck concept.
>>
>>75238945
Edmonton has the most meme PP formation

>cave man
>le skate fast man
>4th liner
>wrong handed defenceman
>the skating holocaust
>>
>>75238972
McDavid can barely shoot. It's his biggest shortcoming. That's why people know he'll fall off substantially when he slows down.
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>>75238972
>tfw too intelligent to shoot
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>>75238930
>Couvercuck posting in Oil threads
wew lad could you be more asspained?
>>
>>75238972
he's basically shit and relies other people to score for him

hence the name mcgaykidsecondaryfaggot
>>
DINGERS
WHERE ARE THE DINGERS?
>>
lmfao ward tuck those lips in and maybe you wouldnt get highsticked all the time
>>
>>75238977
not really, now this is a good call
>>
>Oilers fans will be upset about that call
>>
>>75238972
He prefers to watch big strong wingers score
>>
FOUR MINUTES
>>
REFPUCK. Ward obviously tried to steal Larsson's stick, then hit himself in the mouth with it.
>>
I swear if that's not a penalty
>>
Is Larsson racist?
>>
THE PEOPLE DEMAND DINGERS
>>
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>>75238982
You're right. I don't understand why people hype him up so much as the "next Gretzky".

He's not even at the level of Crosby, at least that guy's a finisher.
>>
>>75239009
>not really
Yes, really. They make bad calls, then they feel forced to "even it up". That's a common refpuck concept.

>now this is a good call
Glad to know you can at least see the obvious ones.
>>
damn niggers
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"If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there."
>>
>>75239000
>he's basically shit
>scoring leader
>canucks fan

lmao explains why you homos can't build a team
>>
ward should get one for embellishment
>>
>le skate fast haul ass to the crease and get off a weak backhand man
>>
>0/4
>3 shots on goals
wew
>>
>hitting black people

fucking racists
>>
>>75239042
Deep
>>
>>75239013
Ward should have got one for embelishment
>>
>score 30 goals
H-HE'S CANT SCORE.

The analrage is glorious.
>>
did couture just fall asleep?
>>
I knew the Sharks PP was bad, but this is abysmal.
>>
>>75239055
This is about Sharks PP btw
>>
>mcdavid killing penalties

Bringing back the meat and potatoes meme I see

>>75239065
MUH FATH HURTH
>>
>Vlasic
>on PP

Kek dude is a good dman but is pretty inept offensively
>>
>you will never have a job as a professional fan whose sole role is to start chants and crowd waves
>>
>>75239061
>30 goals

Anders Lee had 34.
Just own up to your "star" having a muffin of a shot.
>>
Our Talbot's programmed for Shark killing!
>>
My god shorks what are you doing
>>
so when will thornton descend from the rafters and score 4 goals and then whip out his BBC?
>>
baka at this powerplay

Come on lets go Sharks
>>
>>75239081
You are starting to see the effects of no Thorton.

It's painful
>>
>doing the wave in the middle of a playoff game

Absolutely pathetic. Cancel the franchise.
>>
anyone know that shorks fan on twitter i think her username is stace_of_base or some shit like that? I cheer against the shorks solely because of that cunt
>>
lmao this refpuck

that fucking stick didnt even touch his face
>>
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>doing the wave
>>
lol wtf
>>
It's another episode of "Jones plays out of his mind while the offence + defence are shitting themselves"
>>
>>75239120
I'm a sharks fan and I hate her
>>
>>75239040
bad call
>>
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better Oil up the door hinges on the penalty box
>>
Legit don't think that even touched him.
>>
Jesus, what is it this time.

ANOTHER HIGH STICK!

FUCK
>>
>>75239126
We need to get it to OT again i fear.
>>
>all these fucking high sticks

Why are we such goons in Alberta?
>>
man at this rate the oilers keep giving the sharks pp the oilers are gonna win
>>
>somehow have $341,499

Can I retire yet?
>>
>Lucic bodychecks the boards
>THAT'S A PENALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Refs are really sucking the Shork dinkies
>>
STILL NO DINGERS
WHERE ARE THE DINGERS
>>
REFS YOU SUCK
should be saying LUC YOU SUCK
>>
is it illegal to take a a drug that has a side effect of making your skin weaker, in order to make it easier for you to have blood drawn if you get hit by a stick because that turns it into a major?
>>
>>75239130
shes a massive cunt

i didnt care about the shorks either way until i came across her retardation
>>
ALL THESE POWERPLAYS
>>
NO GOAL YOU FAGGOTS
>>
>>75239148
that won't even buy you a shithole of a house where I live
>>
Klef fall down go bom
>>
>klefbom down

FUCK NO

>mcsecondary

FUCK YES
>>
And I thought Montreal fans were bad with the ref complaints
>>
HIS SHOT SUCKS

HE CANT SHOOT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU, FAGGOTS
>>
M C J E S U S
C
J
E
S
U
S
>>
Wew

That was sick
>>
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RRRRUAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHG

/hoc/ btfo lmao
>>
MCDAVID MO,THREFUCKERS
>>
>Shorks on PP

lmfao
>>
>Be on PP half the game
>losing 2-0
>SHORKS
>>
MCSECONDARY
>>
>>75239145
top post
>>
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>>
shorks fags can leave now.
>>
THANK YOU FOR THE PENALTIES BASED REFS
>>
You gotta save those
>>
THANK YOU BASED MCDAVID
>>
MCMEME
>>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
>>
>0/6 on the PP
>Giving up 2 SH goals

Jesus fucking christ. And they let McMeme wake up.
>>
embarrassing
>>
Ok shorks have shorked again lol fuck my life haha
>>
These shorks are terrible.
>>
MEMEDAVID
/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
>/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
>/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
>/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
>/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
>/HOC/ ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

>2 SHORTIES
>SHORKS

commies btfo yet again
>>
FINALLY
A DINGER
>>
FIRE STEVE SPOTT INTO THE SUN
>>
>two shorthanded goals against in one game

lol
o
l
>>
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what time is it in edmenton
>>
>h-he can't shoot, c-can't score...

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT
>>
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SUCK OUR DICKS YOU REFPUCK FUCKING SHORK MOTHER FUCKERS

MCDAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>75239145
sharks are a weaker team on the pp
>>
>>75239145
>it actually happened
ffs
>>
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AMERICAN AND BRITISH POSTER BTFO
>>
Well. That was something...
>>
So yeah, good job and all there. But let's be real

Even I could get a better shot off than that. Just a plain jane 5 hole.
>>
>>75239209
BIG DINGERS IN, LAD
>>
McDavid might be pretty good
>>
>STREAM FREEZES AS HE SCORES

THANKS, CUNTS.
>>
>>75239213
11
>>
HOW BOUT SOME MICKY DEES FOR THAT ASS
>>
>praising concourse tickets
>>
Klefbom's done.

Oilers are done.

Enjoy your split, Deadmonton. That's all San Jose wanted.
>>
TAKING ALL BETS ON HOW MANY MORE """POWERPLAYS"""""" THE SHORKS WILL GET

3?
4?

PAYING 3:1
>>
Keep these penalties coming we need more short handed goals
>>
>>75239239
He's done?
Wew he's their only good dman
>>
WILL WE GET MORE DINGERS?!?!
>>
This was all part of the plan to get the most dangerous lead bois
>>
>>75239239
if he was done hed be going down the tunnel you retard
>>
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Fuck McGaykid and fuck Oil pppl

Who /Condors/ here?
>>
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>>75239049
>>75239044
>>75239037
>>75239000
>>75238982
>>75239093

THE

CITY

OF

YOU

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

CONOR MCFIVEHOLE


HOC IS BTFO ONCE AGAIN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>
>>75239253
He's in so much pain, he can't even make his way to the locker room. If that's not a bone break, I don't know what is.

At least you guys still have Darnotdafather Nurse.
>>
>>75239263
He just went down the tunnel
>>
> Chris JohnstonVerified account @reporterchris 1m1 minute ago
>First whispers on Klefbom injury and its looking serious, might be an eye injury
>>
>>75239239
Just a sore ankle lad, he'll be fine.

>>75239229
>"he can't shoot!"
>scores a goal
>i-it wasn't a good shot!
My fucking sides
>>
>>75239240
you know what they say about sharks, they even dive in their sleep, they need to keep water moving over those gils
>>
>>75239268
>that slut megan

top kek
>>
>>75239239
Nothing can keep the Bomb from playing.

Shorks confirmed for being full of shit.
>>
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>>75239240
>>
>>75239263
He tried to and had to sit back down because he was in too much pain.
>>
>>75239274
>hits leg
>eye injury
>>
>>75239261
This. Laffs have already fallen prey to it, now it's Edmonton's turn.
>>
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>next game is
>russell-Larsson
>sekera-Benning
>nurse-gryba
>>
>>75239269
He walked down the tunnel on his own, limping slightly. Probably back next game at the latest.
>>
>>75239213
Shark finning time, chink restaurants will be well stocked tonight.
>>
>>75239295
i would recall someone before dressing gryba again
>>
>>75239274
The shot hit him in the leg retard
>>
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>Getting injured from blocking a wristshot
>mfw
>>
>>75239263
And there he goes.

LOVING
EVERY
KEK
>>
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>Oilers turn into goons
>score a short handed goal
>keep taking penalties
>sharks are laughing at all the Power plays they get
>another shorthanded goal

YOUVE BEEN RUSED
>>
Edmonton SH shots tonight
2G on 6SH

Shorks PP shots tonight
0G on 5SH with 6PPs

How the fuck are you getting not only getting outshot with the man advantage, but give up 2 goals?
>>
>>75239295
Sekera - Russell
Nurse - Larsson
Reinhart - Benning
Gryba
>>
>>75239289
>>75239309
>his third eye hasn't opened yet
>>
>>75239308
Oesterle?

>>75239325
SH shots are ultra dangerous since they tend to be breakaways or 2 on 1s
>>
>>75239295
Nah, Nurse is going to be given more time. We will finally see him step up.
>>
>last game of the night
>playoffs
>2 meme teams
>hoc this slow

wtf fucking lurkers
>>
Oilers Pp is pretty meh considering the "talent" on it.
>>
that hockey central guy was right

sekera NEVER passes to mcdavid

ever
>>
>>75239293
The Oilers did first in game 1, you fucking retard.
>>
"What pressure by Edmonton"

It's a powerplay.
>>
>>75239366
>spend 2 uninterrupted minutes on the attack
>pretty meh
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>75239375
HAHAHAH WHAT A BAD TEAM
>>
>>75239325
Well at least they killed a crucial PP from Edmonton to end the game.

Let's see if they can do something now.
>>
Oilers are proof that tanking works if you stick to it long enough.

Just like Chicago and Pittsburgh before them.
>>
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>>75239355
reporting in
>>
>>75239375
Oh fuck you're right, well I'm sure they're capable of doing it again :)
>>
Oilels so cuuuute lol. I want to huggle them and count first overall picks
>>
>>75239384
he thinks powerplay means you get scored on
>>
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>>75239375
Hopefully the leafs can do this in game two
>>
>>75239373
Because you don't get points for tertiary assists
>>
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>tfw eliminated and recalled soon

>>75239382
To be fair, he just watched the >shorks PP
>>
>Gretz only showing up to Oiler games when they make it to the playoffs
What a bandwagoning faggot
>>
Meanwhile the Silvertips got btfo by the T Birds
>>
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>>75239341
>Reinhart
>>
>>75239375
>coilers fans are this easy to trigger 2 games in
wew
>>
>>75239382
You don't usually have THAT much complete uninterrupted control in the offensive end, even on a PP
>>
>>75239382
We scored in two of them, what now mudsharks?
>>
>3 shots this period
Wow Shorks
>>
>>75239408
H-he works for the Oilers, guy
>>
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comfee game watching shorks btfo
>>
>>75239382
Usually the puck gets cleared 2-3 times. 6+ if its a shorks PP
>>
>>75239409
was there ever any doubt? barzal cannot be contained
>>
>>75239418
The Sharks don't have any fans. I'm just watching the only game on.
>>
>>75239409
based Bear
>>
>>75239402
okay that was pretty good m8
>>
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>>75239387
>Canucks
You are the Manlets of hockey fans
>>
>>75239410
no kidding, call up ethan bear or caleb jones
>>
shorts will come back and win in double ot
>>
>>75239396
>So mad he forgot his trip
>>
>>75239421
He refused to step into the smelly Rexall place every single time.
>>
>>75239426
good thing we traded barzals pick for griffin "faggot" reinshart
>>
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>>75239402
Yeah, I lol'd. Faggot.
>>
sharks in 5 lads
>>
>>75239444
speaking of trips
>>
>>75239444
Cheeky digits.
>>
>>75239459
is that how many lads are in you right now?
>>
Remember how sad Connor was when he was drafted? I wonder how much he is going to walk for when he is rfa.
>>
>>75239459
Ummmmmmm no sweetie
>>
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>>75239475
that would be nice wouldn't it
>>
>>75239475
Your dad and your brother
>>
>>75239455
i really like chia but there is no denying that garth snow of all people absolutely robbed him blind.

>>75239438
sadly, those two can only be called up on an emergency basis. and reinbust is healthy, so he gets the nod first
>>
>shorks looking this bad

wew glad >we have their 2nd round pick for next year, could be pretty high
>>
Suspension for Larsson, oops!
>>
>>75239490
I'd fucking dick you so hard you wouldn't be able to walk for two days, and I wouldn't need four other guys to do it.

Now shut your oriental cumcatcher and watch the Oilers close this game out.
>>
Shork sweep in 6 cap dis
>>
>4 min pp
ffs oilers will get 2 goals
>>
>>75239508
???

Are shark fans this retarded always?
>>
maroon you selfish retard
>>
>"Continues working on his game"
>cuts to practice footage

So dedicated to his craft, he attends practice.
>>
REFPUCK
>>
>shorks
>>
>>75239531
le evander kane face
>>
>>75239508
Uuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm no sweetie
>>
I fucking told you faggots the Oil would win tonight. Goddamn idiots didn't believe me. FUCK YOU ALL.
>>
SHUT THE FUCK OUT
>>
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What do you think he's doing right now?
>>
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That fucking crowd wow
>>
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>>75239578
>>
>>75239571
massive lines of cocaine
>>
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>>
coilers look terrible tonight

they're not gonna survive the shork tank
>>
>>75239571
roleplaying as a mule with this boyfriend.
>>
>>75239571
Dude skate really fast lmao
>>
RUAAAAAAGH
>>
>>75239571
Dusting off his clubs.

Lining up a few escorts for the night.
>>
>refs gave sj so many pp's because they knew the shorks pp was abysmal and oilers would get shorties
fucking reverse refpuck
>>
I'ma outta here to shitpost a bit on hoc, lads.
>>
>>75239598
Ummm no sweetie
>>
>>75239473
>44 shot the first goal.
>>
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asdas
>>
Is Pulju going to substitute for Klefborn?
>>
>Sharts
>>
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>>
>>75239610
You forgot "shoot directly into the goalies crest"
>>
>>75239637
The entire population of Sweden on suicide watch
>>
Why don't they just always play with 4 men on the ice?

Is there a Too Few Men penalty?
>>
>>
>>75239658
I also forgot DUDE poor body language lmao
>>
>>75239678
They need to be able to ice the puck
>>
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>>75239678
Someone tell this to McLel
>>
Klefbom's fine lads
>>
>>75240183
Sauce?
>>
>>75240402
In the post game conference with McLellan
>>
>>75240402
>>75240620
https://youtu.be/GMJnXRxg2wM?t=26m45s

Here to be exact
>>
>>75237535
is that a 4:3 TV?
>>
WOW

all i can say is

>shorks
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