Texas Rangers @ Seattle Mariners Official Game Thread

I will send tiki one chicken nugget if he promises to send me Rangers World Series tickets.

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You'd think rags fans would have a thread up earlier, god damn

Keep it up Felix

seager in charge of easy plays

>>75236338
Most Rangers fans are going to sleep like good Christian hard working early riser members of society.

I expected the hippie NEET memeiner fans to create a thread.

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Pray for Beltres hamstring

>>75236388
Too busy drinking PBR and buying flannels while tearing down the patriarchy

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>>75236388

>Choo is still hitting 2nd
>Elvis is still hitting 6th

Bannister you stupid motherfucker

HAN THE MAN

>>75236428
1 (you) = 1 pray

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>>75236487
he's having one hell of an april

>>75236475
Good, up until last year when Elvis started really getting into his stride our 6-9 spot was just not getting on base

Okay, this sort of situation will determine what martin we get tonight

he shaking in his boots rn

>>75236517
yeah he is, i hope motter continues to do well as well. i like em both

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Not a fan of Griffey in the booth 2bh

>>75236554
Griffey just isn't a talker.

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are the mariners the most reddit team in all of baseball?

nicely done

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>mfw still waiting for Cruz to dinger one

cruze cmon

>>75236593
I laughed

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>>75236599

>>75236765
kek

I hate kyle seager

Wtf I thought Felix was supposed to suck now, why aren't we hitting him?

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>>75236828

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>>75236835
he feeds off the kings court

Gallo hot damn, actually playing decent defense at 3rd

>>75236846
I hate him
I hate his meme face
I hate his meme batting stance
I hate his meme sense of humor
I hate his meme wife
I hate his meme kids
I hate his meme brother
I hate his meme home run trot around the bases
I hate how meme he is by being shit until he plays the Rangers

Perez is pitching like a retard and getting away with it.

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>>75236947
thats some strong autism there guy

>>75236949
how many strikes has he thrown? 6?

>>75236947
I'm not gonna post the fuck you gif but I hope someone else does

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>>75236828
>>75236947

>>75236985
most punchable face in mlb.jpg

G A L L O
A
L
L
O

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>>75237015

Fucking yes. Gallo. Always hitting for extra bases

>>75237015
Have you even seen Odor/Donaldson/Bucholz/Machado/Puig/Harper

Fuck those guys' faces

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>>75237067
Don't you dare insult Odor

>>75237122
Odor is literally "poopoo peepee" the player.

>>75237218
That's part of his charm

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/a37347ec93e84c27b8920cf456e9f09c/navy-bans-vaping-ships-after-explosions-burns

>Vaping isn't dangerous, they said

First time this year Felix's fastball hasn't looked like mediocre

das nice

close but no cigar

Whew, that was close

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do mariners fags regret the Cano contract?

i know i would resent the fuck out of JD if they pulled that bullshit

BOOM
STICK
BABY

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WEW

fucking fat ass keep swinging its the only thing you're good at

CRUZ MISSILE

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>>75237501
No, so far he's been playing up to his contract.

good defense, 13 WAR, and he had the best season of his career last year.

Cruz exists only to fuck over the Rangers whether he's playing for or against them

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woooooooo

>>75237626
who's the little kid that makes these, jesus christ

okay perez lol settle down

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>>75237650
>who's the little kid that makes these, jesus christ

>>75237650
NO BULLY PB

>>75237626
Absolutely perfect

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MARINERS!

wheeew

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Zunino's a bust lads

Perez you should have just given up a grandslam. I want to go to whataburger and stop watching the game.

THANKS UMP!

FUCKING ZUNINO STRIKING OUT TO LEAVE THE BASES LOADED AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75237706
we all knew that in 2015

Not gonna lie I was worried Seags would fuck that grounder up again

>>75237710
>open 24/7
>wanting your team to lose to a division rival
>being a fat fuck

kys bro

>>75237710
I went there once and they used way to much mustard. Was very disappointed.

>kids next to on-field mic
REEEEEEEEEE PARENTS FUCKING DO SOMETHING

tough call coulda gone either way good pitch by felix

>>75237767
It doesn't fucking matter. All I care about is winning the world series. 1 regular season game is absolutely meaningless to me.

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>a pitcher is batting leadoff

>>75237781
>Getting a regular burger and not one of the specials

You're doing it wrong.

>>75237781
>way to much mustard

>not getting a #5 WITH EXTRA BACON

what is wrong with you lad

>>75237829
>>75237861
I got a bacon cheeseburger. Went to chick fil a and was much happier.

>>75237781
>getting a regular burger
>not getting a patty melt or honey bbq chicken strip sandwich

>>75237861
>not knowing the secret menu
>not getting the fajita chicken burger with pepper jack, a1 thick and hearty sauce, and their fajita chicken on top
shiggy

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Hey Rags.

You guys scared yet?

>Zunin0

>>75237907
kek keep posting

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>>75237987

>>75237986
Zunino will have a 32 game hitting street starting the next game and you will shit yourself.

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that play

>>75238033
I'll buy you a pizza on the 33rd game

>>75237907
>>75238025
Not a rags fan but the Swelmet is just so fucking gay. It looks like a toilet and I want to shit in it and dunk it onto Felix's head. Go Dodgers.

LMAO

what has Mazara and Elvis been drinking?

damn these niggas are good

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M-V-P
M-V-P
M-V-P

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>>75238058
What if they wear it like this

bad luck

>>75238078
Then it isn't gay and I won't shit in it.

>>75238070
>what has Mazara and Elvis been drinking?
Fight Milk probably

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>>75238089
haha jk

>>75238094
Browns can't drink milk

>>75238105
dude racism lmao

>>75237890
West coasters don't realize the art of good fast food. They just drive to In-And-Out and say "Just give me the #1 aka the pleb burger" and think it's God gift to mankind while Texas fast food actually hides the good shit to ward off faggot Californians from moving here.

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>>75238147
>art of good fast food

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I'll take a lead off walk any day

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go M's

pls avoid the risp

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GOAT Whataburger meal is
>#1
>on Texas toast, dry bun
>white cheese
>EXTRA grilled onions
>jalapeños
>avocado
with
>large fries
>cup of gravy to dip them in
>another cup of gravy to dip the burger in after cutting it diagonally
>medium Dr Pepper with no ice
Anything else is objectively wrong

>>75238310
>dr pepper
What the fuck is wrong with Texans

>>75238310

thanks for the info

just hit the ball

>>75238310
>cup of gravy
>another cup of gravy
what the fuck?

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>>75238364
texas toast and gravy go together very well la

>>75238374
does your fatass need two cups?

Wtf I love LeClerc

dat leclerc doe

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>risp

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what a relief, who is this nigga and why haven't i heard about him

>>75238327
>he doesn't know that the Dr is ELITE

>>75238364
2 cups is the perfect amount for a large cup of fries and a burger. They're small cups, and they're like 35¢ each.
>inb4 calories
Just be active and you can *pretty much* whatever you want

>>75238310
>not getting spicy ketchup for your fries

Oh look, the Rangers just found another random bullpen arm that fucks hitters shit up after their relievers from last year started suddenly sucking dick.

Same old same old,

>>75238409
personally no but i would understand others that do

>eating fast food

the sweet and spicy burger is really good can't wait for that to come back

>>75238453
lets not give them too much credit
its easy to look elite when youre pitching against valencia and zunino

It's after 11. Do I go get a HBCB Texas bros?

>>75238480

do it

Andrus again, this nigga is on roids or something

Dat Angie damage control segment

Lol

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>>75238450
Spicy ketchup is good, but gravy is infinitely better

>>75238516
He just changed up his swing.

>>75238535
what happened?

>>75238450
Im so glad they made spicy Ketchup a thing. Its so good

>>75238553

now I'm hungry

>>75238516
Even the Mariners homer admits he got gud http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-complete-reinvention-of-elvis-andrus/

>>75238437
Leclerc literally leads the team right now in pitching WAR and that includes the starters.

gravy is not good on or with anything desu

>>75238622
Angie came on in the middle of the inning saying shit like "Danny has been working day and night on hitting curveballs, they are tireless" and shit like that

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not bad, dyson

>>75238679
It's good with biscuits. Not a Texan though.

>>75238679
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

I bet you like garbage like Ranch and Mayo.

>>75238718
gravy is bland
its ok with biscuits

>>75238704
I like homemade jam onna biscuit

>>75238718
mayo on blt or other sandwich sure. don't eat anything with ranch tho

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DYSON

DAT BUNT

kek nice dive friendo

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Beautiful bunt

>>75238679
I used to like you, pb, but this is too far
Nobody speaks this kind of heresy
You're getting 5 springer dingers next series, and you're gonna take it without saying a dang word

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>mfw somebody not from the Southwest isn't capable of eating anything spicy

Why are non Southwesterners such pussies?

>>75238831
i eat spicy all day

god dammit gg

MITCH
HANIGER

I love this man

>>75238812
:^

BASED MITCH

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HANIGER

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*Mitch's your path*

BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.

nevermind

all my wat right now

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MARINERS BTFO

white man gotta fix everything

lol wtf really?

i'll take it but how

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>not putting the runners at second and third

fuck off ump

Ugh that's unfortunate

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just the mariners luck

>double
>put on 1st
makes me think

>>75238947
watch the replay mate
herredia was waiting to tag, haniger was at first

Oh wow Bannister is a muh matchups slave too

Wait, what happened?
I'm watching the Stros so I don't wanna click away

>>75238995
Home run was overturned to a single

>>75238974
i need something to bitch about if we blow this

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>The state of the memeiners right now

>>75238995
Haniger missed a home run by the size of springers dick
originally called a hr, got called back to first

>>75239021
did you forget where seattle is

>>75239010
how about zuninos 5 lob with 2 k's?

>>75239043
That is expected.

>>75239003
>>75239026
Man, that sucks. Instant replay in general does more harm than good imo

>the city of seattle on suicide watch

Please don't tell me the risp batting average or runners LOB stats

My heart can't take it

god dammit cruz

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>dp

at least they got the lead back

>>75239094
mariners are 4 for with risp so far this season

>>75239116
shit
4 for 58

Who's gonna come in in the 8th and 9th for the Rangers?

Tony Barnette is our only decent bullpen arm left.

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>mfw remembering the bullpen

Felix CG or Ms lose

Gomez heating up

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>felix done

really need the bullpen to step up

>>75239140
>>75239116
>>75239094
Rangers are 36 for 65 with RISP

>>75239296

Well isn't that just great for the rangers

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pick up another run

>>75239296
rangers are 0 for 2 when one strike away

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>>75239365
no

>>75239363
Just reminding you why we are king of this division. Rangers are always clutch as fuck.

>>75239440
Except when it counts amirite

what if a closer had a pitch where he could throw the ball like how the women do it where he winds his arm backwards and throws kind of underhand

Dubs and M's score 3 or more this inning
Trips and they bat around
Singles and the game ends with a score of 2-1

>>75239462
the batter would hit a home run every time dumbass

>>75239468
dubs and you change your trip to nomorespringerdingers

>>75239440

> clutch as fuck

Strap in boys

Please don't suck Diaz

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Rangers and Mariners are the only two teams in the AL West that are #1 in their market in the AL West.

Let's laugh at the other babby teams.

>>75239535
Unfortunately for the division, the two babby teams are also the only teams to win a WS. So I guess, ha.

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its all up to diaz

>>75239560
I would have trusted it to Rodney. Now he's a dominant closer.

>>75239570

how did that happen?

Sims, stop forcing electric eddie d

Slider inc

If this was Rangers stadium that fan would have died

diaz on fire

dinger from Elvis right here

that was purty

What is with these stare downs holy shit

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right on target

oooooOOOooOOOo

I love Elvis so much right now.

diaz no!

>zunino not throwing to third
he's dead to me

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>rags

Intense for a week 2 game

gg rags

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Cheeky move from Andrus, too bad Lucroy couldn't do shit.

whelp not much we could have done. felix was on his game and diaz looks just as good again this year. Perez had a decent game as well, can't complain.

gg

GG texas

night senpaitachi

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really needed that win

gg rags

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WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>rags

>lose to the memeiners
I've seen enough. See you next season.

>>75239696
Not worth the risk, if it gets away its tied. And we were a fucking strike away.

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>>75239748
>ERROR: duplicate file exists HERE
Kek, you beat me to it, my guy

>>75239710

good night