Upcoming events:
4/14: VFC 56 - Emerson vs Stots
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4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN FF 5: Sakura - Kawajiri vs Birchak
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
Previous thread: >>75230474
News:
>UFC on Fox 24 weigh in results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-10-a-m-et-1
>Marlon Moraes to make UFC debut
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15296786/marlon-moraes-vs-raphael-assuncao-slated-for-ufc-212
>Johnson appealing result of DC fight for some retarded reason
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/despite-appeal-anthony-johnson-says-he-doesnt-want-daniel-cormier-stripped-of-the-belt
>Whittaker on fight with Jacare
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24s-robert-whittaker-on-ronaldo-jacare-souza-thank-god-its-not-a-jiu-jitsu-match
>Jacare probably not going to Lellashit any time soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295880/jacare-souza-very-close-on-new-ufc-deal-calls-michael-bispings-reign-a-disaster
THANK YOU BASED JACARE
just a lil heeminder
SpergOP is back in action, love what you do brother keep up the good efforts
>>75235219
>Cage warriors and bamma included
Good post by based notepadlad
>n-next time
>>75235219
/ourguy/
>>75235268
np, it helps keep /heem/ on topic and reminds people of lesser known but still interesting events
>>75235275
i always add events that people point out
Johnson vs Reis
Namajunas vs Waterson
Souza vs Whittaker
Stephens vs Moicano
Volkov vs Nelson (optional but will goof)
Watch the obese janny delete this one
>>75235268
Oh For SURE my man, a THOUSAND PERECENT. GADOOSH B-RY!.
>>75235269
>c-cuck
you lost, go jump on the next challengers cock, h8r
>>75235321
"the OP matters"
Anyone know when janoy cresva is next in action?
>Coral Springs
You guys are all good dudes in my book
>>75235432
*replies in 30 secs*
>>75235378
>>75235432
>canada with the thread derailing action right from the jump
>>75235432
callen is cool, schaub is unbearable
Who is everyone in here favorite female fighter any organization any era?
>>75235463
he's angry because I outclass him in every way at making threads
i'm demian maia and he's gunnar nelson
post you're UFC walk out songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SJPCdafnLo
Who is everyone in here favorite manlet fighter any organization any era?
>>75235463
Canada living rent free under your bed
>>75235501
Amanda Nunes
overall you gotta admit JDS is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
>>75235547
this dork
https://youtu.be/upDcnITxyyU
what is the greatest ufc fight of all time?
>>75235526
please dont turn the light out mommy, canada is under my bed and he keeps growling that the OP doesnt matter
>>75235453
The head shape of these men is hilarious.
>>75235547
Dominick Cruz
>>75235547
conor
What's the best martial arts base for MMA?
>>75235603
it was gsp until he ducked tyron, tyron has that belt until gsp grows some balls
>inb4 jones silva
steroids
>>75235501
Hottest goddamn woman ever
what is the toughest UFC weight class?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAA
THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T FIGHT
>wmma
>bellator
>cursed as a manlet
>blessed as a reachlet
what is the greatest judging robbery in mma?
>>75235325
Johnson
Namajunas
Souza
Moicano
>>75235674
>>75235650
Wrestling, followed by solid foundational boxing. Sambo, Karate, Judo are memes.
>>75235716
C.B. "Radio" Dolloway vs Tim "The Toolman" Boetsch
>>75235684
>>75235650
>>75235603
>>75235547
>>75235716
Are you autistic?
>>75235705
>>75235703
what happened?
>>75235603
Objectivly frank shamrock
>>75235737
its a meme you goof
Who do you guys see as champion in each division by year's end?
>>75235650
They're all basically the same and what matters is the skill of the coach and people who train there and how much sparring they do.
>>75235463
>starts thread war
>loses thread war
>"OP doesn't matter"
>Rinse & repeat 5 billion times
>>75235746
the 3rd round was about to start but the judge dictated that one of the fighters wasn't in condition to continue and ended the fight.
>>75235746
chick gave up between rounds after taking almost zero damage.
>>75235716
Shogun-Machida I
>>75235794
>>75235805
That happens in male fights though
>>75235650
Triathlete. Cardio is the most important thing. Everything else can be taught.
>>75235769
i made it that way idiot
>>75235836
There were literally zero hard shots taken though. Name one time that's happened in a fight between men.
who has the worst striking defense in the ufc?
Anyone else watching VFC? And why did Caldwell drop out of the Dantas fight?
>>75235724
>when the chick grabs fattys arm
>>75235724
lol, dude in the back just enjoyin dat ass
UPCOMING EVENTS:
...BORING
>>75235888
diego sanchez? Dunno...
Jacare finna snatch another body part tomorrow
>he thinks a "thread war" is an actual battle
>he doesn't realize that people are making fun of him to his face
>he not only thinks the OP actually matters but he's truly proud of it and thinks its art
i cant tell if this is super funny or super not funny boys
>>75235888
CM punk. I know we only saw him get btfo on the ground but I'm pretty sure that's the answer anyway.
i could beat the shit out of cm punk
>when he fights he slept someone
>shows the Hendo fight
>>75235986
Say they to my face, boy wonder.
>>75235958
watching the whittaker interview, his plan is literally don't go to ground
he's fucked for sure
>>75235995
man, that H bomb is crazy
>>75235995
Why the fuck did herb call that off after a single slam to the mat? He didn't even hit him yet and he was already rushing in to stop the fight.
>>75235325
Johnson
Namajunas
Whittaker
Stephens
Nelson
#DontDraftDooHoChoi
>>75236037
Cause he's a purple belt like Sage
>>75235995
sneaky punch, still <3 fedor forever
>>75236044
He had money on Hendo
>>75236037
So what? He should go the ground?
who is your favourite woman fighter
>>75236044
because he went face first into the mat. I dunno about you but i usually like to put my hands down like a normal person who isn't really hurt when i fall.
>>75235888
Cerrone and Thomspon.
>>75236044
he was out you dumb mut, he copped it on the chin and went to sleep
who is your most liked vaginal fighter?
>>75236105
>he falls down
idiot
>>75236100
should focus on tdd atleast
who is your favourite fucking loser?
>It's a meme xD
>>75236104
>>75236132
Lmao what did you think not going to the ground entailed, lad? Spinning?
>>75236141
Three way tie between you, the spainsperg and the shob loser.
>>75236141
you
>>75236141
Three way tie between you, Notepad, and Dockie
>>75236105
>because he went face first into the mat
He was practically face first into the mat before the punch came, he only fell a few inches.
>>75236129
pretty dense. If you didn't realize i was trying to tell him its not normal response to fall in a certain way which implies then its most likely he went to sleep, then i dunno what to tell you
>>75235909
everytime
>>75235547
GSP
>>75236175
dude you fall down
>>75236151
his striking, literally
watch his interviews
>America wants to nuke this
>>75236175
>Replying seriously to adan AKA the biggest spastic on /heem/
>>75235716
klab arlovski
gay ass pee bigg rigg
>>75236141
Three way tie between you, adan, and the OP
>>75236194
I'm sure that's part of it
>>75236171
his hands were also practically down, so why didn't he stop himself from falling? Oh yea, he went to sleep for a second and woke up from probably the 2 back head shots
>>75236206
>not replying to adan
how to spot a newfag
>>75236226
This, adan is so sweet
>>75235995
>heemed by mw
>"goat"
>>75236191
yes... exactly.... wat?
>>75236224
>his hands were also practically down, so why didn't he stop himself from falling?
Because he only had a couple of inches to fall, it was too quick for him to put them back down after getting stunned.
>>75236295
dude
you fucking fall down
>>75236206
>>75236311
yeah i know. I don't think we are on the same page.
>>75236316
imagine being this badly bullied lol
Is there anyone in the UFC with a bigger reach to height ratio?
winner of dc jones II is the mma goat?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12749698
>>75236149
who this
early stoppage desu
>>75236339
The GOAT (Jon Jones)
>>75235325
Johnson
Namajunas
Souza
Stephens
Nelson
>>75236345
The beating Jon gave to him was amazing given all the build-up.
>>75236299
>stunned
>takes 2 head shots and turns over for more with no resistance
>why did they stop this fight?
wat?
>>75236149
You're allowed to fight with braces? What is the name of this fighter?
>>75236333
ok lets just be clear here
you are telling me that you do indeed lose your balance, render yourself unable to regain said balance, and tumble uncontrollably down to the ground, right?
like you fall down into the dirt
instead of the dirt only touching the bottom of your feet you run and slide your face into it
right?
>>75235219
massive breaky on vfc
>>75235325
Reis
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens
Nelson
shoulder heem
>>75236382
aljamain sterling fights with braces u casual
>giving up in a fight because of a broken shoulder
>>75236359
Kevin Lee: 77/69 = 1.116
Job Jones: 84.5/76 = 1.112
>>75236386
only if you running and get punched like fedor. No disrespect to him, but he seemed pretty out of it there
>>75236433
>being this new
>not getting the reference after it's been made 30 times since last saturday
i've been watching every event since the mid 90s you're a kid
>tim elliot
3 fight losing streak inbound
>>75236446
I thought everyone was watching Bellator or something
How's VFC? I've got FightPass, worth tuning in?
where roundey rousey fine ass at
>>75236446
lol did she get kimurad?
>>75236461
your memes suck faggot, you unironically didn't know you could fight with braces
>i was only pretending to be retarded
go heem urself somewhere else dweeb
>>75236498
first fight was boring, next one 2 were submissions one of which was the shoulder dislocation
>>75236445
magny?
>>75236149
U S E D
G
O
O
D
S
>>75236513
it's a reference to the breast implants on saturday you absolute zilch, don't even respond i already filtered you
>>75236618
she's still very cute and i would love her very much if she dated me
watcha thinkin' about /heem/?
>>75236618
ah fuck it!
Back to Angela.
>>75236665
hawaiians are the most powerful race in the world
>i got the guy he didn't know a fighter can fight with braces
>fighter is literally being interviewed after a fight in fight gear
lmfao just fucking unbelievable how clever people think they are fucking low income nobodies i guarantee you're not even 30 years old
Holy shit what a fucking robbery
>>75236741
your disgusting body
>>75236768
>Still doesn't that Lellator is fixed
>>75236791
>he didnt watch dc rumble
>>75236741
wondering for what purpose America would want to nuke Doo Ho Choi
I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER
THE FIGHTER
DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE
CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION
AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROOARR
LOUDER LOUDER THAN I A LION
CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION
AND YOURE GONNA HEAR ME ROARRR
WOULD YOU RATHER:
eat gooby leftand shot in front of your wife
or
succ by dc in front of your dad
>>75236803
Yes Rumble threw the fight, but watching Lellator is like watching WWE most of the time.
>>75236848
210 was WWE as fuck though
>>75236691
>>75236763
>a fucking dwarf
LOL, get more mad you retarded faggot, i could punt you like a football, bet your pumped to see mighty mouse fight this weekend, your manlet crush. fuckin idiot, PPV cuck, yeah buddy thats right, i watch it for free how triggered are you now PPV cuck...
>he pays money for it
>he pays real money for his entertainment
HOWLING
fuckin pip squeak bridge troll
>Go hang out with qts tomorrow or watch the fights tomorrow starting 4pm EST with a bunch of online spergs
Such a dilemma. This card is so good too.
why would you post a TV that sucks?
think about it
>>75236872
ask him about his dad
>>75236741
The supposed Raquel Pennington nudes
>>75236831
choi is a good guy but seriously we can't let the gookonese get the nuclear codes to their own nukes
>>75236894
Why would you post your 4th grader hands is a better question
>>75236894
dude he has a lamp in the corner of the room just sitting on the floor with the cord just laying there on the floor exposed
legit exposed wires and lamp just sitting on the floor and tv mounted 18" from the floor
I LITERALLY get my news from /heem/ not just MMA news but current world news.
>>75236933
Congrats you have bypassed fake news
Is Manuwa a common British name?
Another awesome thread, spergOP's threads are always on topic and outstanding!
>>75236741
Wondering if I should get a haircut or let my hair grow.
wtf this nigga have blue kool-aide lips?
>>75236993
OP DOESNT MATTER IDIOT
TV DOES THOUGH
>>75236927
sad! 18 inches might be a bit tall for him to reach though
>>75236986
fuck off
>>75236902
You can't nuke Choi m8
>>75236986
when i first heard the name manuwa, i thought it was that one guy that fought rampage back in pride 03
>>75237028
Poster boy got ya feathers ruffled?
>>75237042
When the heck is he fighting next? That barao fight fell through and I haven't heard of him being booked.
>>75236986
YO DAVID HAYE
>>75236880
tell your sister and mom that you can't make it, stay and watch the fight
>>75237083
LESS DOOO VEEESSS DAYVEED AYYY
>>75237075
you could say he was rustled by jimi
Convince me not to eat another slice of pizza.
Don't want to have to pay the piper.
New THICC webm lads
>>75237075
no, looks like he got yours though
fuck off to >>>/pol/
>>75237077
idk after that cub whooping I would like for him to fight someone not in the top 10
>>75237093
I had ya mom booked as the main event with your sis as co-main but looks like I'm finna gonna have to pull a Khabib and pull-out
>>75236986
Reeeee why is every legit male euro fighter black or Arab. Gus was good but he got BLACKED thrice in a row. What a fucking embarrassed
>bantamweight friday fights
Pulling for Stots in vfc. I wish Caldwell was fighting but I'll be cheering for Higo to fuck up Dantas.
Dantas cocky ass pisses me off with the feinting hip twist to get them to bite on a kick.
reminder bisping is the worst champ and lost to an unsuccessful bellator fighter
>>75237110
I like Jimi tho
>>75237108
you mean new pedo webm
>>75237119
Agreed, he fucked up trying to take on the number 3 guy that early. I really hope he fixes the holes in his game
>>75235325
Reis
Waterson
Souza
Stephens
Nelson
>>75237119
let Choi beating the ever living fuck outta Myles Jury
>>75237145
worst champ ever is weidman
won on a fluke
defended on an even bigger fluke
only fought men who were 37 or older
got destroyed by first young man he fought
got destroyed again vs a 39 year old
tried to abuse the rules and tried to win by DQ on purpose
Great crowd
>>75237170
Did you watch the whole thing?
>>75237199
yes and all i saw was a pedophile
What's being a manlet like?
>>75237136
pretty cute, i like those references too
>>75237207
Wew better watch out for those scary pedophiles anon
>>75237262
>t.pedophile
>>75237208
It's the comfiest shit ever outside of it being a despised trait by girls.
>>75237243
Just had a groin injury ;)
>>75237171
I didn't think Choi would lose as bad as he did, but yeah, he was ill-prepared for Cub's intensity.
You really think I'm just going to sit here and let you kill me Jon? Really?
>mfw jacare and mighty mouse get heemed tomorrow
>>75237302
tell your dad to stop hurting it then ;)
>Mystic Mac here, who is calling?
>>75236665
wtf is this
>>75236843
It's a catchy song imo
>>75237286
Seems pretty comfy. You can fit anywhere - any bed, public transport, small cars. Plus fitting clothes are easy to find.
>>75237208
>he was tripped!
>>75237340
cringe
ALDO?
>>75236665
i stayed across the street from there in hawaii at the hilton once, great spot. Pretty funny that Nate can't afford the Hilton.
Anyone else here finna staying up to watch some Rizin on Sunday?
>>75237498
u know it
>>75237448
>cringe
we both making stupid back and forth insults you idiot. chill out
Jesus Bellator is horrible.
>>75237508
>he's stupid too
double cringe
>>75237552
>double cringe
triple cringe
>>75237498
Yes, maybe I'll pick up some new fightfus.
>>75235432
Went out for dinner. Sorry I'm late bro.
>>75235325
Mighty Mouse
Karate Hottie
Jacare
Who Teh Fook meme
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO ELSE SAW THAT SAVAGE SHEEM ON AXS? ? ? ? ?
>>75237604
did the place have a good kids menu?
>>75237577
quadruple cringe double stamp it no erasies quitsies
>>75237612
webbum please
>>75237618
Very good authentic Italian food. Thanks for asking!
>>75237604
Let me guess:
You went to the Outback
You didnt get the blooming onion, you got the blackened tilapia
>>75237636
lol I'm watching on tv dude
some no name wmma chick just head kicked some other wmma noname. Sent her to the shadow realm. and the chick was losing.
sabino mazo in her name.
>>75237660
Never been to an Outback in my life. You know the menu all too well. If you come down to my neck of the woods one day I'll treat you to some great food. Nothing but love brother.
>>75237675
How old are you and what weight class would you fight in?
>>75236445
Whats uriah hall?
71 inch height 80 inch reach
>>75237685
20. Welterweight.
>>75237675
lmao man we rented a place in orlando and it was just outback steakhouses everywhere! it was wild, but i only ever ordered the blackened tilapia, which is obviously dope
and serious bud if I bring my wife and kid down to catch some cheap bolts games in a few years (assuming they make the playoffs) you'll tell us where the good food is at?
>>75237498
>>75237504
I don't know man. Don't know if I'll be able to handle it.
>>75237745
just get up later, it's the weekend after all
this bellator kickboxing is bretty spicy
>>75237759
Kinda wanna be up early
Been wasting past few days with boring shit
>my wife and kid
>>75237771
it's probably going to be tough then
>>75237699
why don't you get a calculator and figure it out?
80/71 = 1.127
But Hall is actually 6 feet, or 72 inches tall, so no
>>75237741
Orlando is a bunch of chains. It's really just a college town and tourist area. The italians and jews settled in the south. Northern Florida is just Georgia+Alabama lite. Central Florida = Disney. I don't know the Orlando area too well, I'm about 3 hours south. I know a few people in Orlando that could definitely tip me on some good places to eat.
>>75237780
I really want to watch Rizin though. Maybe I'll skip some Fight Night prelims if push comes to shove.
Is it just the one night they're doing? I remember last they had an event it was a tournament iirc, two events in 3/4 days
just a lil heeminder
>>75237787
>why don't you get a calculator and figure it out?
Why would I own a calculator you absolute nerd?
And because I'm not the one asking for reachlets.
Also 72 is 6'1
>>75235325
>johnson
>waterson
>"USADA WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" man
>stephens
>>75237811
three hours south? fuck bud I didnt even think florida was that big
>>75237812
one night event in April, one night event in September, then a two-nighter on New years eve seems to be their schedule
so conor has been on like a week long coke and alcohol fueled bender anyone else putting the house on his next opponent?
anyone else just get an ad for a pro-donald trump book during lellator?
>>75237834
>"USADA WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" man
i dont know who this refers to
>>75237836
Yeah Florida is massive
>>75237661
they tweeted a gif of it
https://twitter.com/AXSTVFights/status/853084909149102080
>>75237849
Well he's never fighting again anyway and if he did fight Tony I would of done anyway
>>75237855
>>75237855
I think he's referring to Poopoo "PooPoo" Pooza
>>75237863
Nice. Sad how many americans here claim to not be casual and they dont even watch axs fights every friday night.
>picking post USADA Jacare
>>75235325
>DJ
>Rose
>Jacare
>Stephens
>>75237837
Oh right so basically if I miss this I'm screwed for a few months
Definitely not doing that. Sorry prelims, Rizin it is
>>75237891
i wonder why
How many times have you thanked based Jacare today?
Let me answer that for you: not enough
>>75237898
I thought that image was a literal bird before I opened it
It's pretty weird
>>75237939
that sentence didnt need the word literal
>>75237954
Bird is slang for a lass, I think it did
>this bitch screaming bloody murder on vfc
>>75237936
I thank based JacaPoopy every time I use my Schaub receptacle
can we all agree canada is the worst poster on /heem/?
>>75238026
Uhhhhh no sweetie......
>ywn kiss rockhold tenderly on the cheek
>>75237978
>>75238026
Easily.
>>75237863
ooh lawd
>>75235325
Johnson
Waterson
Souza
Stephens
Volkov
Baars is fucking awesome.
>>75237863
BARBOZA-ESQUE IN HER KO TECHNIQUE JOE
>>75237863
>that cute little hand clap after the head kick
who watching Victory FC right now?
whos main eventing memator tonight?
>>75237863
SLEEEEEPY FUUUUCK
>>75238312
me. Pulling for Stotts since we have mutual friends. Hope he slaps around emerson for sleeping with ian mccall's wife.
>>75238351
Welterweight Title: Zoltan Laszak vs. Karim Ghajji
Joe Schilling vs. Alexandru Negrea
Raymond Daniels vs. Gyorfi Csaba <-this fight is on right now
Jorina Baars vs. Irene Martens
Gabriel Varga vs. Gabor Gorbics
>>75238454
wew literally who central, pass desu
is there gonna be cops after bellator tonight?
>>75238464
well that's because it's a kickboxing card. The MMA one ended already.
>>75238473
Yep
>>75238473
wont pass on that
>>75238496
hate that shit
>>75238505
sweet. link to it when cops comes on and i'll make webms again
Remember when Ben Askren got his shit pushed in and got a nc eye poke to bail his ass out of a fight?
cops doesnt come on til 10:30 according to my guide. How many fights are life?
LMAO total robbery in LFA
>>75236901
>>75238582
I thought I was the only one watching. Wasnt this dud eon TUF?
Raymond Daniels fighting in Bellator Kickboxing right now
Unsurprisingly looks great
anyone have kickboxing link?
>>75237863
webm ver. of the replays for ease of viewing
Jesus this blue shorts dude is eating some kicks
>>75238620
its on spike dude
>>75238594
Yep, the Joanna-Claudia season, still can't grapple that well all, did lose to Sanchez though who went on to win it.
>>75238625
>Americlaps
This match needs to end already. Stay down bro
Jesus fucking christ those liver shots
That was fucking brutal.
JUST
lmfao Rauf just literally fucking REEEEEE'd before the start of the fourth round.
what style is this in? i cant think of it. is it like the old mickey mouse or was there some other cartoon that used a style like this?
who else watching bellator right now?
lol at this walkout music
evanescence, what is this 2004?
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>75238837
fallout style
also why does he have dots all over his glove wtf
Joe Schilling will get the Schaub talk if he gets KOd here
Is Joe Schilling even good?
>>75238940
he is good
>>75238903
what I was thinking desu, looks stupid
>this walk out song
>>75238957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbRgCtOs8sQ
>>75238903
its shading but i made the dots too big. i guess i'll fix it
did raymond daniels win
This poor manlet
Meathead is surprisingly nice on the commentary
happy little guy
>>75235325
Whittaker
Stephens
Johnson
Waterson
In order of how good the fight gonna be.
>>75238993
Yes he destroyed the dude
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>how do you think you'd do in a boxing match vs a drunk bareknuckle gypsy boxer, really? cause i think he'd fuck you up
This is spicy.
Manlet is a tough dude
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WEBM THAT MEME KICK
is anyone interested in aldo vs pettis at 55?
>>75239170
yes, if pettis loses he will be #exposed
is no one webming these meme kicks?
>>75238837
I was gonna say Japanese manga if that's considered a style because it reminds me of Astro boy. I guess it has its own unique style since it seems to based off of vault boy which is in turn based off Mr. Monopoly
>>75239243
im probably the only webm maker on now and i just beat my dick and going back to mgs 5
look at this damn retard
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BSytfYGhzzj/?hl=en
>>75235325
Johnson
Waterson
Souza
Stephens
>>75239275
beautiful champ
>Starring Denise Richards and Chuck Liddell
lmao what
>Coral Springs was born in 1996
that explains a lot
>canada shitposting for attention again
its would be kinda cute that he's so desperate for attention if it wasnt so annoying
>>75238837
looks like 40s era mickey mouse. can you post the vector of the original without any shading?
>amerilard counter-shitposting and acting like he's not shitposting at all but is actually doing it for attention like the fat hypocrite he is
classic
This guy on Bellator is too nervous
>>75239275
That's how they sparred back in the day.
Schaub talked about it. He sparred with Arlovski and Arlovski made him put his hands up in the air and eat clean shots to "make him tough".
Do you think CroCop would survive taking all those kicks to the dick if he didn't practice it in the gym?
>>75239266
my first thought was Astro Boy too but i think our memories are wrong because it doesn't actually look like this. I don't really see the Vault Boy thing either. If there's specific manga's that it looks like i'd appreciate a name
>>75239472
yeah, closest i found was old timey Mickey. the non shadowed version isn't the original. the one on the top left here is the original. i still dont know who made it but thats what i traced off of. i have it layered so i could remove the shading but the unshaded one was just the first version i traced. not the original
>>75238837
reminds me of fallout
>>75239549
>arlovski only told him that cause he wanted to punch him in the face and now he has irreversible brain damage
>>75239612
Tbh Schaub does have a punchable face.
>>75239646
its tough my man
>>75239646
what are you talking about my man
>>75239646
God damn Cro cop looks like the definition of a battle-scarred old vet, I want to play along side him in an FPS
>>75239646
Help yourself bro.
>>75239646
>>75239771
literally retarded
>>75239549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aewe-cTaHA
here's the sauce for those who want it. Could be next straw weight champs desu
>>75239771
Post the original.
>>75239820
Don't use the N word please.
>>75239820
unfortunately you cant talk like that on /heem/
>>75238625
>>75239820
mma is so diverse
>>75239771
literally laughing out loud
>>75239807
That clip is more action packed than the average UFC WMMA bout. Probably inflicted more dmg as well.
>>75239813
>he literally spends hours of his time shopping shaub photos to make him look "normal"
Sad!
Bellator Kickboxing was spicy as shit
>>75239771
kek
Anyone have a cops link?
>>75235325
Mighty Mouse
Waterman
Crocodile man
Who?
Big Country
>>75239917
cops coming up
>http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/531161/2/watch-bellator-177-:-dantas-vs-higo.html
>>75239957
NOOOOO
it's time lads
>>75239999
Digits confirm
>>75239957
Can't you guys pick a site that's no infested with bullshit ads?
Takes me like 15 mins to figure out which scripts to allow and which to block.
>>75240044
you don't adblock? it's not an issue for me desu
>>75239999
BRO CODE
>the chick doesn't snitch
i like that
>i-it was mike s-sir
>>75240071
I do but it blocks literally everything and then I gotta figure out what to unblock.
Got it working now. Is there a chat on the site?
K N I F E T I M E
N
I
F
E
>>75240125
this IS the chat
I FOO A BRICK OFFICUR
Rizin is tomorrow right lads?
>>75240176
sunday irmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0VXuYrF4fg
new heemfu
>>75240184
Thank you familia
So happy that Rizin is back
>>75240147
But we can't use the N word here.
lol this dude riding a bike nekkid
>protesting global warming
>its perfectly legal to be naked
IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>>75235325
Johnson
Rose
Souza
Stephens
Nelson
I was just watching Bellator: Kickboxing.
If I were watching a UFC event would you stop me officer?
>/n/ in a nutshell
>>75237883
You are not funny
You will never be funny
Idiot sperg
It's perfectly legal to stream Bellator. It's free on TV.
Rose and Waterson should fight naked, that would be the hottest thing ever
>>75240300
I totally agree canabro
>>75240284
speak for yourself bud
>>75240284
triggered jacaroidfag?
>>75239412
Explains tha brain damage
you now remember robin blacked
>>75240313
>>75240331
Idiot sperg
>>75240336
LOOK AT HOW HE SETS IT UP RIGHT THERE BRO SO BEAUTIFUL SEE THE SET UP BRO SEE IT SEE IT?
>>75240353
>muh natty 50 year old brazillian
hes taking shit that makes your fucking head grow
>>75240400
I bet you're that moron who had money on Tim Boetsch by KO aren't you? Admit to it, that's why you're so bitter.
ONE OF US
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/853124735873372160
>30 seconds of COPS
>5 mins of commercials
americucks pls
>>75235325
Johnson
Waterson
Souza
Stephens
Volkov
>>75240448
>>75240455
>Volkov
>>75240425
>Tim Boetsch
wow! what a great win! title shot when! lmao
stop forcing your boring ass fighter with the TYBJ bullshit and /heem/ would ignore him like everyone else
>>75240487
I'm not the one posting "TYBJ" but I'm glad there's at least one casual(you) who is triggered by him.
>>75240453
you ready for the double header you austrian puppet
Whittakers going to bang a left and move, bang a left and move. And jacares going to have nothing. 2nd round headkick knockout to whittaker
>wearing an NFL jersey outside is suspicious activity
fuck man. america sucks
>>75240499
>le triggered
epic. he may beat pooptaker but he will be exposed againt the top guys, thats if he even makes it without usada busting him. sad!
>>75240509
if it's a raiders jersey then yes.
>>75240517
Lol you are so triggered
>>75240517
>le sad!
cmon bud, you'll make jacashit poopza fans look good if you're a hippo crit
>>75240508
>2nd round headkick knockout to whittaker
He will throw a kick that gets caught, get swept off his feet and proceed to get choked out or a limb twisted to the point he begs the ref to intervene.
Jacare round 2 submission
this guy is gonna kill himself man
>>75240508
I feel it man, I will literally cry tears of joy if that happens
>>75240500
>austrian puppet
>>75240533
>>75240539
>resorts to samefagging
nice one, cheating just like your roider faggot of a boy
>>75240555
czech'd
>>75240562
I would be SEETHING too
seriously what is wrong with Jacares cranium
>>75240562
>the city of whitebois
>>75240562
>h-h-es gonna exposed
>Already beat Mousasi
>Will beat Romero over 5 rounds
>Got robbed against Luke
>Weidman perma-deleted
>Bisping ducking hard
>t-t-his time
>>75240569
>state of (You)
I wish I had that sort of money to throw around, nice try fatare fanboi
>>75240584
>cuckposting
>>75240590
nice paint edit nig, surprised you could even do that, I guess chimps are smart
>>75240607
>pretending to be me so I look retarded
nice one, faggot
>>75240607
>Samefag
>Proven wrong
>N-n-nice paint
Lol you are CRYING you sad little man.
>this fucking guy
he was gonna get away clean but he cant shut the fuck up
>>75240623
It's not me, reteard
Just a reminder Jacaroid loser is literally here 24/7
holy shit he's wasted
>>75240621
get a different name you thief
>>75240623
took you long enough to post a paint edit, dont get me wrong im really impressed, but you have someway to go.
now regarding your lemon headed faggot of a boy, he will lose when he faces mousasi-cockhold-roidmero, hell, even bisping would give that roiding loser a run for his money LOL
>>75240659
fucking guy could have been gone if he could just shut up
the real thing that shocked me is that the cop couldnt tell he was drunk at first. he was talking like a cartoon character
Not sure what Jacare is doing signing an 8 fight contract unless there's something about a title shot in there desu
>>75240676
That's majority of people on COPS. Most of them wouldn't get arrested if they just knew how to keep their mouths shut.
>>75240669
>he will lose when he faces mousasi
Lol this dumb 189er casual doesn't know he already beat him.
>tfw jacaroid shit looking muscles are melting away weigh in to weigh in
feels good
*desperately tries to act smug*
>>75240508
we can hope
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>75240715
>jacaroid beating a noncan post-usada
howling
*wipes away tears as he spends another Friday night pretending to act smug*
>>75240744
>le mma lad
how contrived. sad!
>>75240745
>Dumb 189er didn't know Mousasi already has an L to Jacare
Why are h8ers always such autistic casuals?
inb4 Scott Coker gives this guy a contract
>>75240757
by your logic jacashit will never beat roidmero or rockhold, how sad!
>fighters never improve
even if mousasi is the exact same fighter he was, the poosada'd state of poopare just automatically gives him the dub
>cuts off to commercial right before they find the plants
>>75240709
Could be from being nervous because he was stopped by a cop.
>>75240744
>TJ's face
>>75240780
>Literally n-n-next time the post
Wew
>>75240555
wanted to try 100 year old memes on
>>75240792
>tyroidfag is fatarefag
is every fighter one you'd like to pump and dump your sister? let me guess, you like nignognou right?
wtf was his plan? the plants are clearly not even hidden
>>75240793
>Frenchie
>under Brit rule
When are you guys gonna fight for your freedom?
BELLATOR
BELLATOR
WHATCHA GONNA DO
>>75240816
>n-n-next time posting
Wew
WE GOT A RUNNER
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
wtf did he think he was gonna do with his hands cuffed?
>>75240844
What's wrong with you?
>>75240869
Are you alright?
>im not like him
IM FUCKING LAFFIN. she thought she was just gonna get away because she has a vag
>>75240889
I hope she gets BTFO
>>75240869
>unironic jacaroidfag
>>75240837
>triple team fag
>>75235586
Strangely likable. He won that Joe-b fight too.
>>75240900
?
Ronaldo Souza is going to win tomorrow and he'll keep winning until manlet losers go bald, if they aren't already LMAO
>>75236986
What brand of polo is that?
>>75240926
speaking of bald, why does jacaROID have an ayy head? haitchgeehaitch maybe?
>>75240942
Why are you doing this?
sooo after Jacaroid loses to based Whittaker tomorrow, should he rematch Camozzi again? or just rematch Boetsch?
>>75240926
Wouldn't get so ahead of myself. Whittaker is legit.
>>75240956
Are you okay?
>>75240947
Speaking of rent, why aren't you charging Jacare any rent for headspace in your mind?
>>75240938
luigi borrelli, likely
>>75240980
You feeling alright?
GADOOOSH
>>75241011
for sure my man 100%
Ngannou
Jacare
Woodley
Kevin Lee
Jake Shields
>>75239051
don't show it
>>75235219
>Super casual MMA fan here
around how much are Life UFC fights in Las Vegas? average seats? I'm 4 hrs away, and I want to do a pilgrimage. Don't matter what fighters. I just was to see Dana's shinny bald head in person and the octagon.
>>75235325
I got money on Bobby Green and Patrick Williams. Those crazy odds were too fucking tempting. I've seen greats fall from grace before.
>>75235624
>conor-mcgregor-chuck-liddell
LOL conor looks autistic as fuck. Great pic. Too bad it all went to his head.
>>75243081
>looks autistic
RENT FREE