BRAVES VS PADRES GAME THREAD

>>75232703
Lineup: https://www.mlb.com/gameday/padres-vs-braves/2017/04/14/490251#game_state=preview,game_tab=,game=490251

I was going to watch the ceremony but then I actually turned it on and remembered how slow that shit feels

padres gonna win we are gonna surprise the entire NL

Is Manfred autistic?

that anthem was straight cash homie

how many errors will the barves commit today?

>>75232703
Jankowski is my man crush.

>>75233248

0

screencap this

>that qt blonde above the grandpa

muh dickkk who else saw it

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>the first Chop in the new park

Gonna need to make a webm of that Cox megachop

I wish I was a baseball player looks like they have alot of fun

Do the Dads not use cutoff men? First double of SunTrust Park.

what the fuck was that

IN SUN WE TRUST

memes

>>75233627

kys

Fuck this park

>>75233643
rude

I keep hearing about this right wall and how it will get strange deflections. Is it a really rough surface or something?

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>>75232703
these thread images suck

padres = GOAT tier this year

>tfw no zipline from the bullpen

JOBS

KIDS

EAT

SLEEP

>>75233920
Jim Johnson would somehow break it

I fucking hate this commissioner with all of my being.

>hot dog
>not a sandwich

peak pleb

Fuck I thought that was a triple play.

How long before the first fatality at SunTrust Park?

Nice double play damn

Based Teheran making his own run support.

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>>75235027
MUH DUDE

>tfw no matter how good Teheran pitches from here on out, his pitch count is too high and it will inevitably go to the bullpen

1. Greg Maddux
2. Chipper Jones
3. John Smoltz
4. Tom Glavine
5. Andruw Jones
6. Brian McCann
7. Fred McGriff
8. David Justice
9. Tim Hudson
10. Craig Kimbrel

9001. Dan Uggla
9002. Erick Aybar
9003. B.J. Upton

>GODDAMNIT

>>75235440
>Kenshin Kawakami not 9004
>no Martin Prado
>no Andres Gallaraga

>>75235440
mike hampton is too high

>>75235546
Kawakami wasn't awful, he just got shit run support.

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>that kid with the autistic chop

>OW

Stop beaning our batters you fucking turds

Dammit Renfroe that is some unlucky hitting right there

>>75235721
Hey fucker you wanna fite? He obviously didn't do it on purpose dumbass

Gutsy pitching from Tehran

>>75235440
>9001. Dan Uggla

he was elite for like a month

>>75235869
Maybe stop being fucking shit then.

>>75235440
Aybar wasn't even that bad

JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN

Somehow I knew Inciarte would get the first one

>>75235440
Does Shelby Miller get an honorary high ranking for getting us at least two good players?

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>mfw I'm waiting at the back register in Target and see the guy in front of me get two credit cards declined, then use a third one to buy $4000 in prepaid gift cards in several separate transactions

>the Marietta braves

based timothy

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BASED FUCKING TIM

>ender's game

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sup

>>75236908
>tfw all my heroes are going to die

>>75236908
d'aw

>>75236908
cute

padres come back here we go

>>75236908
>the "before" picture for lemonparty

BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN

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>losing to the fucking braves

BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN.... BRAVES WIN!

UNDEFEATED AT HOME

>>75237214
Nigga you're the fucking Padres. Have the Padres even won a single Chip? You aren't one to talk seriously when was the last time your pathetic team even made it to the playoffs? When was the last time any time from SD has been relevant? Fuck you, you are nothing

>>75237261
I'm sorry, but did the Padres already lose the series? It's not even the 2nd game yet

>>75237189
Good fucking lord.

>>75237275
[insert Chargers pasta]

Fuck the parents

gg Braves, Padres defense was terrible today

we still have the best rookie in the league so fuck the barves

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>>75237387
actually