JACKETS PENGUINS GAMETHREAD

I'm lonely

>these teams
>fans
select 1

Will BILL score first???

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>>75232617
>implying the pens aren't bandwagon city

>>75232663
that's exactly what i'm implying

>>75232663
do the people that jumped on super marios cock back in the day and rode that bitch count as bandwagoners? how many years do you have to go until you aren't a bandwagon fan?
literally asking for a friend.

LOLOLOLOL

AYYYY thats why you dont leave the crease lawl.

>>75232705
If they stuck it out through those shit years then it's ok

Also
>poo jackets

>outshoot your opponent 8 to 1
>be losing by 1

What did Columbus mean by this?

>>75232705
if you watched when they were garbage pre-crosby (which no one did since the igloo was empty) you're not a bandwagoner

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?????

didn't pittsburgh almost go bankrupt and relocate twice?

>>75232752
yes. their "fanbase" is a joke

>>75232752
They weren't sure they were gonna get the money for a new stadium the first time. The second time it was they were so hot other cities were looking to buy them possibly from lemiuex

>>75232744
What if you had no idea who Crosby or Malkin were, were just trying to get into hockey and penguins were your favorite animal so you picked the pens?

>>75232798
Sounds like the blackhawk fanbase

>>75232777
>5 year sellout streak.
Totally joke fanbase anon i agree.

>potential vezina finalist lets in goal on first SOG of the game

Kek

>>75232752
Blackberry man wanted to buy them iirc

>>75232743
>"we have to stick to our game"
...of blowing every chance they generate?

>>75232834
Pens fan not from Pitt here, the fans in the stadium are laughable. Probably the quietest stadium out of all the playoff teams. Its pretty embarrassing desu

>>75232834
>not selling out sine the 09 cup win
>5 years of bandwagoning

even the flyers are more respectable

>>75232884
I live in AZ and everytime they come through the pens get a chant louder than any yote chant lol. GIven it is the coyotes, but still, more terrible towels and black and yellow everytime.

>>75232884
whats face value on nosebleed seat last time you went and what year?

>>75232890
this, flyers fans are much more dedicated

>>75232890
Last time i saw the pens in philly a flyers fan put a cig out on my jersey. The fans there are dogshit.

>wins Vezina trophy
>first to tank in the ploffs

vintage poo jackets

>>75232925
>letting that happen
you're a pussy dude

>>75232901
rooting for out-of-towners will forever be the most hipster thing you can do

>all the ass pain ITT because the Penguins are good

Probably Ted from Akron same-fagging

>>75232935
When they are sitting behind you its kind of hard to realize its happening until it does.

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>>75232890
>Anything related to Philly
>not worthless trash

>>75232943
I moved from PA sperglord.

>>75232925
ahaha fucking based flyers fan. go back to /r/eddit faggot

>>75232935
>going to jail over a sweater
dude are you lighter or darker than steph curry, be honest

these refs are fucking dogshit

someone's gonna die before they call a penulty

GOD DAMNIT FUCKING FINISH THE PLAY SCORE ON THIS FUCKER

>>75232989
What does any of that have to do with reddit? You're grasping at straws kike.

>>75232987
so you're the guy with the loudest voice in america? or is this a situation where 1>0?
>sperglord
>being this autistic
gg brandon

>>75233030
A pussy like that definitely posts on reddit

>>75233013
Unable to watch the game here, who's getting fucked? Blue jackets gooning it up again?

>>75233029
>unironically telling people you're from Akron

>>75233039
>>75233031
>>75232989
>>75232935
>>75232923
ITT: buthurt flyers fans sad about not making playoffs.

>>75233047
mostly

who here is hoping everyone on the ice gets umberger'd for seven games?

>>75233102
t. Craps fan afraid of getting knocked out in the 2nd round again

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>tfw at game by self

>>75233079
>>75233031
not even the slightest bit close.don't >> me or my wifes son ever again.

>>75233125
I thought there was a no singles policy?

>>75233079
lmao no but nice deflection

>>75233125
You should get a gf.

>>75233125
i would have went with you bro, where do you live?

high sticks, hooks, late hits

jockets would be ded if the refs started calling these

>>75233121
yeah, but i really just want a single umberger. we haven't had one in a long time.
i'll include a video since this thread is chock full of teenagers and newfags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh2MsE33lq8
>guess who on the call

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>I rate ted

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>>75232833
>implying anyone likes native americans

>>75233164
Wilmington NC. My sister has a baby in Charlottesville so I'm gonna go there on easter


But imma be in Da Burgh tomorrow and I need things to do

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>>75233333

holy shit this BJs booth team is channel one tier

>>75233187
Poor umberger he was my favorite player when he was on the jackets

>>75233333
Digits speak the unfortunate truth

>>75233333
wtf i hate redskins now

>>75233164
Wilmington NC. My sister has a baby in Charlottesville so I'm gonna go there on easter


But imma be in Da Burgh tomorrow and I need things to do

>>75233386
Wilmington NC. My sister has a baby in Charlottesville so I'm gonna go there on easter


But imma be in Da Burgh tomorrow and I need things to do

>>75233337
Check out the inclines.

>>75232710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqiJOPXpksc&feature=youtu.be

>>75233386
carnegie science center

>>75233362
oh fuck turns out i was listening to the pens team. fuggin ugly.

>>75233125
Go find the girl on the jumbo and ask her out

tell me about Matty Calvert. he intrigues me.

>>75233543
Meat and taters, the clutch but the meme

Sad thing is even if the pens get past Columbus they're too slow and injured this year to make a legitimate run at the cup

>>75233573
Nigga fuck you

>>75233609
Despite the score they are somehow getting manhandled by Columbus right now

>>75233650
Nigga fuck off to Columbus stupid nigga

>>75233650
Just like the craptials did last year in the playoffs. A lot of good that did them.

>>75233573
so slow they lead the nhl by 20 goals this season

>>75233650
Honestly fuck this shit, how the fuck do they keep getting the puck out of the goal

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>Matt Cullen still playing

How old is he

>>75233673
The caps only brought it once the series was over

>>75233699
Ol'

YINZERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>75232525
SCAARRs

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO BE THE SAAD MAN

>>75233401
come to cathy and fuck bitches in the 37 floor

>>75233724
you were saying?

>immediately give up a 2 on 1
fucking jackets kill yourselves

>>75233670
>>75233673
Told you niggers

>poo whakets

PONS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>75233752
Told us what?

>>75233743
fleury is shook. he's gonna let in a lot more.

>Crosby bout to win back to back smythes

Ayyyyy lmao

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>>75233133

>habs

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>>75233778
>Columbia in a hockey thread

What

How many more penulties will the jockets take before the refs finally call one?

>>75233875
As many as possible

>>75233852
>Columbus hocket

BENULDY :DDDDD

>>75233562
which line is he on? 3?
is he better than THE SUPER BEAGS?
trick question that last one.

>>75233980
3 yes, he's literally a defensive forward like boll except he isn't a douche bag beags is the best meat and potatoes like pork roast and Idaho fresh potatoes

>>75233908
How did you get into hockey?

These refs must've put millions on the jockets

>>75233952
BENULTI DOO

Let Jones rip it some more

>>75234062
just looking for some spilled blood in this cold night

Jesus Christ this feels like the last 3 minutes of the game

Dubinsky getting in Crosbys head

>>75234040
but seriously do other fans realize how good beags is? do they secretly want teh beags?
i'm only drawn to calvert because of his name and i've seen him making plays last few nights.

>poo jerkits start acting like niggers because they're losing
Typical

>>75234177
That's normal >>75234182
No, beags is great though

These wings better come before the start of the 3rd ffs

>>75234182
who

>>75234195
>acting like niggers
Yeah it's totally not like the penguins are the most hated team in the NHL

>>75234220
Right, that belongs to the shithawks

>>75234233
That's /hoc/ you tard I said NHL

>>75234195
welcome to playoff hockey you gaping pussy hole

>laffs

FIRST FOR PENS ARE A BUNCH OF DON'T WANT NONE NANCY BOYS
>CURRENT YEAR
>WE HAVEN'T BANNED PENS FROM SIGNING LITERAL COCKSLOBBERING FAGGOTS

>>75234220
>implying they're not hated because they're good
I think you should go back to shooting up heroin, Ted. Hockey seems to be beyond your level of comprehension.

>>75234271
This

>>75234233
nah it's the pens
t. vancouver fan

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I think the camera man is a cunnyposter


He keeps showing these girls

>>75234271
>lose because you're too busy gooning it up to score points
>h-h-ha at least we beat them up

Lmao ok

Cmon bluejackets at least win one...

>>75234327
>not playing playoff hockey
did you also get signed by the pongs don't you have to blow the entire team and fan base?

Question : I haven't been watching this series but from the "highlights" I've seen it looks like bob is kinda shitting the bed.. is this assumption correct?

>>75234364
yes, he's never been good at PPG but it's at home where he succeeds

>>75234364
Correct. Boobtitsky is a choking meme goalie, but the blowjobs and their white trash fan base deserve nothing less.

>>75234364
bob is not clutch.

>>75234388
Fuck off back to the swamp town of Erie

>>75234352
Your team has literally never won a playoff series they know absolutely nothing about playoff hockey

>>75234327
>come with the hard right from nowhere
>IT WAS A PRANK BRO

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>>75234405
>he willingly tells people on the internet that he's from Akron

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>>75234388
>pittsburgh fans calling others white trash

>>75232680
I was born in south side in 87 am I a bandwagon?

>>75234407
Who gives a fucking shit

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Non-hockey fan here. Is Ted from akron the most autismal tripfag on /sp/?

>>75234407
>Expansion team that has struggled to acquire talent

no shit?

>>75234473
>kippers

>>75234474
Exactly so how the fuck does ted from shitron know anything about playoff hockey

>>75234495
He doesn't. That's why he derails threads by spergging out about anything besides hockey. It's all his drug-addicted brain allows him to do.

>>75234495
Watching other teams in the playoffs? When the Jackets and Yotes don't make it every year I still watch the playoffs and cup

>>75234474
at least pedosota has won some playoff rounds

>>75234424
i will say pittsburgh as a whole is about as solidly blue collar as you can get. comfy town tbqhwyf

>>75234535
This team has a lot of young talent. We'll make some runs in the future

>>75234540
>comfy
On the sunniest of days you can see maybe to the next house

>>75234407
can there be a weaker excuse for being a bitch?
>lol i fukd ur mom

>>75234568
I see you have not visited since the 1960s
Get off 4chan grandpa

>>75234596
You

>>75234603
I was born in Pittsburgh

>>75234625
resorting to lies lmao

>>75234625
Smog is not a problem anymore

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME

>>75234641
No really I used to be ted from spittsburgh

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laughing SO HARD at the state of ohio

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>mfw Ted from Akron will kill himself before the end of the game

>>75234684
It's literally only game 2

the poo jackets are such a joke franchise

>>75234684
I would too if I lived in that shithole

>>75234568
i want to live on the side of a foggy mountain for the rest of my years. but i was born in the free state of maryland and thus have no choice but to succumb and at least try to appreciate those few urban environs that aren't completely overrun by subhumans. pittsburgh is one of them. their "oh nah my grandma was a steelers fan, so me too" transplant frontrunners don't count in town or out of. given that we're living in end-times, you can do a fuckton worse than pittsburgh.

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>be blowjobs
>play like niggers
>lose because of it

>>75234697
Being down 2-0 is pretty much a death sentance

>>75234702
Because we are losing to the 2nd best team and defending champs? lol all canadian teams are a joke keep projecting

>>75234729
Ted stop posting from your phone

>>75234710
HAHA DUDE DO YOU EVEN PLAYOFF HOCKEY LMAO?? ILL BE ON THE GOLF COURSE WATCHING PLAYOFF HOCKEY LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT AHAHAHAH

i'ds gunna git uggly in nis bidtch

>>75234781
Of course it will. The poo jerkits are due for a trantrum soon because reality that their record was a fluke is setting in.

>>75232744

That is when I became a Pens can, so it is the few fans they got in the early two thousands and basically people from thirty years ago who aren't bandwagon pens fans.

They are my hometown team anyway.

Nice stop Bob

why don't they call pittsburgh for hooking and interference when they do it?

>>75234729
ted SEETHING with rage

>>75234808
>sucker punch bigger men for nearly 120 minutes
>th-THEY STARTED IT
douse yourself in jet fuel, friend.

>>75234843
Why dont they call every penalty that happens?

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>>75234843
>mfw the blowjobs are losing to an injured Pittsburgh team

>>75234871
>getting mind gamed by the likes of Sidney crosby

Dubinsky is a cuck holy shit lmao

how the actual fuck do you have all these shots and chances and only 1 lolrandom snipe for a goal?

ffs "playing the right way" is not fucking up every fucking shot. stop it fox sports. your full of shit.

its just like the poo jackets too let the players themselves live in an echo chamber about the whole thing too.. making it ok to lose as long as you did your best.

Guys I think Ted killed himself. Probably overdosed.

DIVEPUCK

REFS YOU SUCK

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>>75234815
Is it bandwagon if you like the team of the person who gets you into hockey? I didn't know shit about the sport until my wife got me watching it last year, and she's from Pittsburgh.

oh look they actually called a penalty

>>75234894
>IT WAS A MIND GAME BRO
also it was ian cole that pretended to fight for five seconds then ran away and laughed while the refs gave him a hug. he was rubbing his gloves together so fervently they almost caught fire.
it's bitchnigger shit cup or no cup.

Lmao
>penalty

The only way the jerkits can win is refpuck

>>75234968
>get outplayed
>y-your team is full of bitches!!!!!

Hahahahaha my fucking sides literal loser talk

was the poo jacket's regular season a mirage?

>>75235017
i'm just watching the festivities, family.
your team is full of guys who rely on the ref breaking it up before they're made accountable. it's antithetical to the sport really, but people like to buy pens sweaters, so

>>75235078
No

>>75235078
>muh squad of hard working gritty players

They were always going to get outclassed by somebody with elite players

>>75235084
No yeah you're right we should goon it up and take our best players out of the game xD

>>75235084
>implying you aren't crying at the realization that an injured Pongs team will knock your meme-streak team out of the playoffs

>>75235078
They peaked too early
They've been shit the past three weeks

>>75234911
yeah FSO announcers trying to act like these 2 games have somehow been good

We have a problem getting the puck in the net. Cam Atkinson has been non-existant.

What your retards don't realize is that the penguins only lost 8 games in regulation at ppg

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>tfw broke through the singles policy

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Bets on the BJs going full nigger mode at the end of regulation?

>Pushing the net off purposely
FUCKING CHEATS

>>75235236
Nah they are saving it for game 4, gonna goon it up as they get swept

>>75235236
I'm shocked they haven't tried to kill Fleury. I mean what's the risk? Pens have no backup

>>75235121
the only guys who should act like goons are guys willing to throw hands. no one on your team is willing, clearly, so no one on your team should come flying in from the top turnbuckle. it's not hard to grasp. you're being a faggot on purpose. just like ian cole.
ten years ago faggots knew better. ian cole is a fake tough guy being protected by the fact that dubinsky will get sat down if he bloodies his lip.

>>75235255
A net being pushed off didn't cause the BJs to lose embarrassingly

Fuck Atkinson, Fuck Filigno, Fuck Wennberg, Fuck Gagne

show up your dirty cunts

>hasn't won back to back playoff games since 08-09
Je t'aime le fleur

>>75235236
if they haven't by now, they are gonna play it clean. torts needs a stable income. we're all getting older.

>bettman thinks it's a good idea to put the jackets in a division where the teams they play have historically raped them
Fuck bettman

Penshits are massive refbabbys

>>75235317
Wow, what a fucking whiner you are. Just admit your team is a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh2MsE33lq8

>>75235327
>>75235317
Get fucked faggots

>>75235317
I think its made them better though.

ITS GOON TIME

ACTIVE CHIMP OUT MODE

fucking Matty Cal for the win

fuck Pennsylvania

>>75235365
ITS HIGH GOON

>>75235140
i think most of their players peaked in the AHL to be desu

GET YOUR SHITTY GOON TEAM OUT OF HERE

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>POO JACKETS KEKD
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Lmao last playoff that game that faggot is gonna see

Holy shit, Jackets are such niggers lmfao. Jackets fans should kill themselves.

>>75235385
Fuck off canada

>>75235338
never get tired of seeing this shit. maybe the greatest hit I've ever seen, between that and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDbUn2nK3k4

At least the Habs are going to lose. Maybe we can win a game or two at home.

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>>75235413
>SEETHING

GOON TIME

>>75235428
>being Canadian
How does it feel being down 0-2 to the >RAGS

Wheel of punishments turn turn turn, what minor lesson will that faggot learn?

>>75235462
feeling pretty gud right about now you absolute homo

call me when your """team""" wins a game

>>75235317

The solution to that is not a different division, but in fact to get good.

>>75235462
ahahaha

>>75235500
How is it get good when they have to face the best players in hockey

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>>75235415
Absolutely destroyed

>>75235553
>being such a fucking loser that you're complaining that you have to face good teams in your division in the playoffs

what a shitshow. i cant wait to hear the excuses and bullshit from torts, dubinsky, ect..

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>>75235462
oops
Ohio loses again

>>75235553

Step 1: Accept that all Ohio has going for it is the Football Hall of Fame
Step 2: Move to any other city and become a fan of their team

>>75235553
You're such a little bitch. Is this the quintessential Columbus fan?

>>75235600
>facing good teams
No it's facing literally the best teams you tard

>>75235629
>thinking that you don't have to face the best teams in the playoffs

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>>75235623
the word "dignity" is literally banned from columbus city limits

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>mfw Columbus fans are whining about playing good teams now

>>75235664
>pongs get to play the easiest teams every year
Hmmmm

deal with it peniggers

tripping the entire third period and you deserve to be checked like that

and there's nothing you can do about it he got away with it

all pen idiots are bandwagon fans anyway

>>75235553
this years penguins are probably one of the best hockey has ever produced, but hitting the net under pressure isnt exactly a thing only elite teams do.
i'll bet CBJ has had 350 or so wide shots in their last 10 going back to regular season. that's genuine epic failure.

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>>75235629
>complaining about having to play the best teams in the playoffs

>>75235720
>got away with it

I dunno, looks like he fucking lost to me.

>>75235693
You're right I cant believe Bettman gave them another free pass to the 2nd round again. Colombus is a joke

>>75235720
Woah lad

>W'aaah why can't we play in the western conference and get to the finals on virtue of all the other teams being hot garbage

>>75235693
>beat last year's president's trophy winners in the second round last year en route to their franchise's fourth stanley cup
>will likely face this year's president's trophy winners in the second round again
>easy teams

are all people from ohio this fucking dumb?

>Blue jackoffs
Unless they win both home games now, this series will be done quickly

>>75235750
salt

blue jagoffs are done

>>75235766
>dumb
The presidents trophy means nothing you dumbass, it's just means they won the most games and had the most points, they blow it in the second round every year

>>75235793
>unless they win both remaining games the series will be over

no shit

>>75235826
It also means that you are the best team in the regular season. Because you won most games. 1+1 = 2

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I'm in Pittsburgh postgame by myself


Where do I go famille?

>>75235811
they never even started desu. atlanta thrashers 2.0

>>75235693
>literally calling your team easy and therefore admitting their inferior

Why are you so assblasted about the inevitable

>>75235826
They played like Gods in the regular season last year. No it doesn't REALLY mean they are the BEST TEAM, but it does mean they were in the highest tier at worst.

>>75235826
>dis nigga

Bets on Jackets getting moved to Seattle?

>>75235913
quebec city desu

>>75235913
Not happening. Were diehard band wagon fans when they are "good"

I originally thought we'd win the third and call it a season so we'll see if they can even manage that.

Theres always next year (TM)

>>75235989

They'll be good in ten years.

>>75236293
They will win a cup in 5 desu
Honestly though the jackets can still win the series, my original prodiction was in 7 so

>>75236372
Good luck getting a fifth game.

>>75236372

Most people are predicting 6, either way.

I can see six, seeing as I bet money one of your lads is going to put one of our good players out of the series if not the season with a dirty hit.

>>75236293
No they won't