Which football/soccer team represents each political party in England?

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>>75232377
Labour = Liverpool = Common as muck and don't realise they're history
LibDems = Spurs = Everybody's heard of them; nobody admits to supporting them
UKIP = Manure = Irrelevant one-trick pony with a weird, past-it leader.
Greens = Leicester City = Supporters think they're being edgy but have no idea what's going on.
Conservatives = Chelsea. Obviously.

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>>75232584
labour =most likable team, on the way up will be winning soon

manure and lelsea = pure scum

not bad
except man u actually have supporters unlike ukip

>>75232701

River Plate it is then

Green: Any Foreigner or non local rooting for a Championship team: You're being edgy and different, but what has it gotten you?

UKIP: Leeds: Universally hated except on 4chan and by other edgelords

Labour: Liverpool Heyday a long while ago, appointed edgy polarizing manager to try to change the fact that they're stagnant and irrelevant, was killed in large part by Maggie Thatcher

Lib-Dems: Southhampton, they can do surprisingly well while remaining irrelevant.

Tories: Chelsea. Big, Powerful, Blue, "Evil", Loved By Americans.

>>75232377

Conservatives = Chelsea (team is supported by rich wankers)

Labour = Liverpool (team is supported by poor wankers)

Lib Dem = Oxford United (middle-class area, ineffectual team; just like the party)

Green Party = Brighton & Hove Albion (it's Brighton innit)

UKIP = Millwall (I just thought this made sense)

>>75232701
>implying anyone cares about pro

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>>75232847
>he thinks corbyn stands a shred of a chance of even sniffing the door to no 10

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Fuck off back to /leftypol/

By the way the Tories have an 18 point gap over Labour and it has been growing ever since the referendum

I wouldn't be surprised if it gets over 20 points soon

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>>75232847
This is not your place anymore, commie scum.

PS - Benfica
PSD - Sporting
CDS - Belenenses
BE - Académica
PCP - Benfica

Porto would've to be some anti-centralist party, which doesn't exist. I say this with respect to them, being a Benfica fan, and despising PS

>>75234037
>Playing checkers

Yeah, Labour may lose the next few elections, but capitalism's gonna cannibalize itself then Corbyn's wing will rule the world

>>75236002
Funny how it's been like, what, 100 years of people predicting capitalism's downfall in one way or another, yet it still prevails while every other option fails in spectacular fashion.