OFFICIAL METS VS MARLINS GAMETHREAD

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But today's Friday....

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>pitcher batting 8th

>>75232300
Hello Flint Tropics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwLc7S31kmk

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Thor.

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sup fuckers. let's go mets!

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Truce to all my Mets fans out there. We're trying to beat the Nats for y'all, it's gonna be hard tho cuz Gomez is pitching

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>>75232401
Fuck you. Talked shit all series and got swept.
Take off that trip you faggot.

Nice game thread you guys got here, lol.

>>75232428
please don't encourage him to drop the trip
i'm sure most people enjoy filtering the retard

>grandy bunting with no one on

wat

>>75232463
bunting with the shift on is a great way to get a hit. just didn't get it far enough

>>75232428
Tell that nip scribbles guy to drop his trip first. I'm offering my hand in mutual disdain for the nats and this is how i get treated..

>>75232463
he's getting senile

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Apparently this game is on twitter for anyone who needs a stream

ump is garbage, he should have struck out

>>75232582
agreed, that was a strike.

why are the sluts behind home plate wearing more clothes tonight

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K

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>>75232633
good question.

Fuck Duda, roiding freak

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>Fuck Duda, roiding freak

>>75232679
was it warmer yesterday?
55 is shorts weather for me
65+ is tank top weather

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>Game just Started
>Mets already getting BTFO

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>phillies get walked off by daniel murphy

>>75232749
i duno, i just remember keith complaining that he was freezing cause he was wearing his crocs and the wind was tearing up the broascast booth, so yesterday might have been colder. maybe the temp changes faster at night there, like instant 20 degree drop after sun sets.

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>>75232783
>only 1 week left until potato nigger cucks us

hey wait, the roof is on the stadium tonight again, is it air conditioned? that might be why no boobs.

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*blocks your path*

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>>75232832
he's hitting like .450 too

>>75232845
those are definitely new girls. two of them yesterday were blonde

le pitcher batting 8th meme

>>75232860
not in the lineup faggot

>>75232885
>letting the mets get free wins

Welp, marlins are the new cucks I guess

>>75232895
>using pictues of scherzer and stanton to make fun of mets fans

nah you're still king cuck

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>>75232895
except the marlins have actually beaten us this season, unlike you cucks

>>75232832
>>75232865
why didnt the mets just match the nats offer, it was like 35 mil over 3 years, and murphy surely would have chosen ny over washington

>>75232916
It's all in good fun, there were some douchebag Mets fans in the phillie game thread today too. I'm still gonna watch mets games esepcialy since your first 22 games are in-division.

Volquez shook as fuck. Asking for a catchers meeting, cleaning his cleats.

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>volquez


>>75232952
wilpons are among the cheapest owners in the MLB, and they weren't going to offer murphy more than the minimum.

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>>75232961
that was me in the first reply

>>75232952
I'm not really sure. It's not like Dilson Herrera was the best prospect in the system.

>>75232952
Murphy sucks ass defensively. He's only now gone on this torrid pace.

Beautiful swing by Rojas

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neato

>>75232952
>play years for the mets
>never be anything but average
>suddenly get in the playoffs and level up
>"gib money pls"

i really didnt expect anything more from him. he still sucks ass on defense though.

>>75232952
Murphy was nowhere near a 10+ million dollar a year player when he was with the Mets, he never performed at this high a level before.

He was a 30 year old contact only hitter who rarely walked, played poor defense, prone to boneheaded baserunning mistakes, and he pissed off people with his Christfaggotry and homophobia.

Lets not make it out to be he was some blue chip stud the mets refused to pay, he was average at best, and with lots of cheap, cost-controlled infielders in the system like Herrera, Flores, Cecchini etc it made no sense to committ long term to Murphy

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cant make this shit up.

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Thanks for the perennial MVP candidate guys.

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Half the posters in this "big thread" are here to laugh at the Mets, lmao.

>>75233159
have fun losing in the first round, again

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wtf happened Miami, how did you let that fat pig sit behind the plate after last night?

Sad!

>>75233124
>Are a joke


When you lose Fernandez to a boating accident, and that's your only good pitcher, it's sadly a fucking joke of a team now with a "good" offense and dumpster fire pitching

>500 posts
>with 5 posters
That's really just more sad than anything.

>>75233169
Have fun not scoring in the wild card game.
(if your tissue paper and eggshell rotation holds up that long)

>>75233159
And here's to your hopes of winning the playoffs going away. Have fun with another Shit show in the playoffs, just like your crapitals

>>75233215
>tissue paper and eggshell rotation
t. Stephen Strasburg

>>75233215
We got screwed by it because its all just one game and that's all. Mets would have made it that far even with the pitching issue at the moment. Problem was the offense not showing up, and bumshit doing October magic

It's still better for my team not to lose to the fucking Dodgers in a playoff series.

>kill yourself and two of your friends while recklessly piloting a boat under the influence of a drug which is illegal under the law of the land and the rules of the league
>get a big bronze statue erected in your honor by your employer

thor didn't get that pitch earlier. be consistent, blue

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I pity the fool that try to take my jewelry

everyone needs to apologize to bruce

who /marlins5/ here?

tfw double cheese extra pineapple pizza

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your 2017 NL MVP runner-up

>Bruce suddenly becoming a contact hitter
Nice

>>75233310
>pineapple pizza

literally, unironically, please kill yourself

>>75233245
I would rather lose a one game playoff wild card game than make it to the next round and lose in the divisional round.
t. Daddy Grienke

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>>75233310
pineapple pizza? that's illegal sir.

>>75233310
>Pinnapple pizza
>Actually eating it

Eat some margarita pizza

>>75233117
>homophobia
nothing wrong with that

>>75233332
Dodgers lost because they didn't stop the cusbs and their fucking bandwagon fans

volquez is begging to be lit up tbqh

mets must be hungover

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>volquez
dude couldn't find the zone with a map

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>>75233360
>homophobia
>outside bible belt and bumfuck coal mining appalachia
>acceptable

>>75233369
Didn't Edinson Volquez make a fool out of "your" team in the World Series? You talk pretty big in April, lol.

I'll take it

At least the game is tied

>>75233398
volquez didn't do shit. mets were ahead in the 8th inning of every world series game, but you're clearly a fucking casual so i wouldn't expect you to know that.

whys everyone hating on pineapple pizza?

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>>75233394

go drink some wine out of your boyfriend's asscrack, ya fag.

>>75233410
Seems like they should have won, then. Lol don't get angry!

>60 pitches
>top 3rd

Lolquez

>>75233398
He didn't do that. It was guys like kelvin herrera and that fucking asshole. Plus Cain hosmer and moose doing what they do

>>75233423
because it's a shit pizza and a hip thing to hate

>>75233427
go back to shortening your lifespan in the mines christfag

>>75233429
yup, they should have. way to move the goalposts though
>>75233440
best part is that their bullpen is decimated after last night. if thor goes 6-7 we can take it.

>>75233450

the only mining you know of takes place is another dude's ass

>Volquez d-d-didn't do s-shit!
Lol.

damn, seemed closer than it was
>>75233473
he didn't win a single game, and gave up the lead to the mets before exiting the game twice. they quite literally won in spite of volquez, are you seriously this new?

>>75233469
>y-you g-get laid!!!!!!
k

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>a-at least his pitch count is up

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>"For more on this game let's head down to the field to not Kevin Burkhardt"

>>75233502
>Y-your fucking new bro! Stop raging bro! Your out of your element bro!
Lol. Mets "fans" are LITERALLY this buttmad and butt -bad-.

this is like baby's first shitposting right now

>>75233555
nice trips

we've had them all year, they're usually Yankees fans

this fucking ump. inconsistent sonofabitch.

>Heh not even good trolling...
I'm more important to this game thread than the game is, lol. I leave and it's back to one post per five minutes. What a sad little game thread.

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not as dominant today, but it'll do. already outpitching volquez

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5 Wins in a Row

and thats WITH byrd playing like shit

>>75233572
can't forget the philthy trip

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>>75233637
>5 Wins in a Row
>and thats WITH Reyes playing like shit

>>75233654
You're mistaken my friend - Reyes is pure shit

>volquez has thrown nearly twice as many pitches as thor
kek

>>75233645
he wears a trip so you can just mentally filter him on sight, at least

Reyes pls

>>75233645
Hey I try to be civil most of the time. It'd be easier if my team weren't dogshit at the moment

>marlels

geez, his pitch count is tiny. he could go 9 if we can score.

DUDA SMASHHHHHHHHHH

DUDA SMASH!!!!!!!

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all you james loney fans better fucking apologize

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>>75232709
here's a (you)

Love Conforto's swing

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>conforto starts
>gets a hit

makes you think

>marlins need 5 more innings out of their bullpen tonight

o i am laffin

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>going to the bullpen

HAHAHA
TIME FOR THOR COMPLETE GAME

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>>75234138
god wouldn't that be great? we had one complete game all of last year and it was degrom against the lillies so it hardly even counts

Marlins are a fucking disgrace. I'm out

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>>75233394
>2017
>being gay

>>75234157
Terry is just ultra sensitive to pitch counts and innings. How many CG's, in their careers have guys like Cueto, Bumgarner, Kershaw had? Their managers let them pitch. Terry looks at the mound and gets like PTSD of somebodys arm blowing off.

>>75234246
to be fair our pitchers arms might literally come off while they're on the mound

>>75234246
i agree, but you have to cut him some slack for that. not only is the rotation pretty injury-prone, but i'm sure he still regrets leaving johan in for 135 or so pitches in 2012.

>>75234262
Its kind of like Conforto v Leftys. Can't expect him to improve if he never, ever faces them.

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EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE PHILLIES
THE PHILLIES ARE REALLY BAD
HAHAHA

wow ANOTHER cheap hit by dee gordon against the mets!
what a shock!

>>75234284
I don't think that's quite how arm durability works

>>75234290
Off-topic bud. Kill yourself.

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>mest fielding

>>75234290
Did you know that the Philadelphia Phillies have the most losses of any sports team that has ever existed? They literally hold the world record for failure.

The more you know.

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>>75234322
syndergaard's ERA is now over 1
is this what suffering is like?

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I hate Dee Gordon so much

his stuff really isn't at its best today. could be trouble if he can't get out of this jam

fuck yes thor!

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KKK

way to nut up and throw one by him

Good thing I got Thor on my fantasy team!

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syndergaard's ERA is only 1.00 now

feels bad man

>random AA pitcher making his ML debut vs. Mets

he'll pitch 3 hitless innings for sure

>>75234533
kek

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>>75234533
you now remember that rookie Giants pitcher throwing a no-hitter against us in 2015

>>75234562
He was an established rookie and we were cold then

This is more like the akeel morris incident

"this is a pitcher who has not pitched above the AA level"

my sides.

>>75234607
>67.50 ERA
delete this

holy shit i can't believe that actually worked.

Neat, Reyes memeing.

Mets fans deserve a fate worse than death.

Reyes you fucking madman

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The Philadelphia Phillies literally exist and are not actually the fictional creation of somebody's whimsical imagination.

ATTA BOY REYES
SCHOOL THE ROOKIE ON FIELDING HIS POSITION

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REYES!

missed you so much man

when are wright and reyes gonna play at the same time again

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>>75234673
2017 WS

>>75234667
man i miss oldschool reyes. the old, if he got a hit and got to 1st, you could bet your ass 2nd would be stolen guaranteed, it was like an auto double anytime he got on.

>>75234699
2011 reyes was a thing of beauty. last great contact/speed hitter the mets have had.

>rivera
getting sick of his shit

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Thor's ERA is under 1 again

that changeup is so good. on nights like this where the slider is off he should use it more

IF WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

Don't scare me like that Grandy

nice rundown grandy.

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hahaha jesus christ i thought he hit it out

Imagine being a top prospect and then the Phillies draft you

>>75234966
me too. ichiro can hit too, he's one of the most amazing players alive. damn shame he spent his best years with shitty marlins.

>>75235013
mariners***

>>75235013
think you mean mariners, not marlins. he walked off mariano rivera with them once, i'm always apprehensive when he's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H17AqrJ-1M

WHY AREN'T YOU PEEING ON YOUR HANDS TWICE A DAY TO PREVENT BLISTERS NOAH? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>player swears in game audio
>miami booth fucking apologizes every time

thank god im blacked out of SNY for this

Fucking Santa suit curse causing these blisters

>>75235001
even worse if you are a pitcher and you have to pitch in that joke of a ballpark

its amazing they can sign any free agent pitchers, I don't know why you would go there and ruin your career ERA and future market value by giving up pop fly HR's every game

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>noah out with a blister again
>no bullpen depth
this game just went from average to shit

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Player #00: I got a paper cut
Terry: 15 day DL!!!!
player #00: I just need some neosporin and a band-aid wtf

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>>75235001
Imaigne being a Mets fan and knowing you'll never see your team win a championship in your lifetime

and another game where the shit offense/defense takes a win away from noah. good ol mets

>>75235156
haha jokes on you, i'm an 80's kid. i was alive for 86 mets WS.

>>75235202
>implying you remember it

Jokes on you old man, you just watch the tapes

If Montero is pitching in the 7th in a tie game then I can't reasonably expect a win
It was a nice winning streak

>montero
>stanton

yeah i'm out for now. gonna pick up beers and see how things are when i get back

>mike stanton

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>Mike Stanton again

Are we gonna see position players pitching if this tie keeps up?

>>75235285
i do remember it. with a floor full of he-man, g.i. joe, transformers, voltron and thundercats, with def leppard on the radio, atari plugged into the tv, lamborghini countach posters on the wall, the '86 mets got it done.

maybe i'm an oldfag, but i don't feel old. i'm lucky to have lived through the best everything. and consequently, the worst everything.

>>75235400
i would say like 12inning of extras

i would load em up too desu

Why iBB at 3-2? Why not just throw outside and see if he swings?

Conforto is also bad at defense. No reason to start him.

Out

Jesus what a throw

he's so out.

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>>75235425
Nice man, i gotta respect someone who's been through it.

You ever read this book on those Mets? I've heard good things about it, seems like they were total savages.

just got back, wow. how the fuck did we get out of that one?

>>75235847
magic

It's Michael Conforto's world and we're just living in it #LGM

im gonna take it upon myself to apologize to reyes. im sorry.

Time for the Lion King

>>75235832
i've seen it but never read it. i know second hard stories about it though, mets were out of control during that era. it wasn't just hernandez smoking in the dugout, half the team was coked up and out of their minds, it's how strawberry was knocking them out of the park, crazy times.

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ideal scenario

can't ichiro just trip he's like a million years old

gary has been such a fucking shithead about hyping up flyballs this year

inb4 another 16 innings tonight

>>75236084
Getting old I guess, we'll take him off your hands :^)

wow i'm impressed edgin is usually terrible

>BBruce

We can't stop apologizing

BBruce

time for duda smash?

oh boy here we go, 10 innings if they don't get a walk off incoming. should i get beers now or wait? decisions, decisions.

fug

good play rene

FUCK

>edgin

kek i'm just glad it's not another extra innings game. gg marlins

Tonight was looking nice now it's gone to shit in the last 10 minutes

Damn, well played game. At least we don't have to wear out all our pitchers this time.

gg gents

Still in first
Still get to play the lillies at home next week
No worries

>>75236890
You won't hit nearly as many homers at your park. Can't wait to grind your pop-up lineup into oblivion.

gg, see you guys tomorrow. time to drink myself into blackout mode. wewt.

>>75236918
yeah the phillies look really dangerous
what a team you guys have
not sure how we will gameplan against michael saunders