/hoc/

Good thread

>laffs

this is the correct thread

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WITH FINNS YOU _____

>>75230923
meme harder.

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>>75230923
STAY HYDRATED.

>>75230883
>ducks, rags, and pongs all going deep
>this shitty """opinion"""

laughing SO HARD at the early thread right now

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posted my bracket instead of blank
>whoops

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>>75230942
>early thread
>shit images
>no edition

why DOES he even try?

>>75230883
This brackets the most realistic outcome I've seen posted thus far. I agree with it 100% but OP is still a faggot.

>>75230883
Your Canuck bias is showing.

Montreal, at least, will progress.

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laughing SO HARD at ted from akron

>>75230955
Habs ain't goin nowhere you canadian piece of shit.
>20 years and counting

IQ Tier

Goaler > Left Wing > Right Wing > Centre > Defencemen

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Why is Slovakia still such a third world country?

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earlyfag and earlythread absolutely BTFO

>>75230951
yeah fuck you too :^)

have to say it's a special feeling having defeated an early thread and seeing it 404

Shit thread desu lads

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>still mad at Brovakia

>>75230981
>Nobody stood up for him
Triggered

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>>75231003
>this SEETHING at being btfo

Why is everyone in /hoc/ so rude? Not even /a/ is this bitchy when someone shares different opinions. We should just be friendly towards each other. Game on!

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>>75230981
>rags

>>75230981
this should be a clean hit desu.
goalers should stay their asses in the crease

>>75231021
>this is canadian reddit

>>75231021
This desu

Americans still bitch about Leafs while they are the biggest bullies and Leafs the nicest people

>>75231012
he had it coming lad. goalies are fair game outside of their crease

>this thread
Yawn

>>75231021
fuck you in particular leafnigger

>>75231037
>this is slovakian reddit

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How much mämmi are you going to eat during easter /hoc/?

>>75231041
>ref instantly raised his arm for a penalty
no they aren't fair game but they should be

>>75231041
Agree
Still, your goalie should be treated like a holy cow
Dumb of him standing there, obviously seeing someone coming against him

>>75231032
You DON'T touch goalers.

275231035
@75231055
Not an argument

>>75231046
It was only a headshot because lundpads saw him coming and stuck his head out for whatever reason

yall are so assblasted by reddit I can only assume a redditor took your bitch.

>>75231066
then stay your bitch goaler ass in your safety square where you belong

>>75231066
when a goalie tries to set a pick, they're just asking for it. only one way to teach 'em.

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>Americans in charge of not being salty

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>>75231078
>"so assblasted by reddit"
>so assblasted about shitposting about reddit
whew lad, you need to go deeper

I hope you didn't eat any meat today /hoc/

>>75231115
I did...what now exactly?

>>75231115
Why? I ate eight hotdogs.

>>75231124
Shot was going wide though

>>75231115
I eat only the finest Teriyaki cured beef jerky.

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>>75231110
>poo jersey talking shit about relevancy to anybody
honestly strange lad

>>75231115
fag

>>75231106
you guys just cant handle the superior intellect and bantz of the common redditor.

>>75231128
>>75231129
>>75231144

Jesus didn't die for this

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>>75231115

Had my leftover pepperoni and sausage pizza from last night for lunch

>>75230883
Is this "usa" network popular?

>>75231135
Appreciate the craft for fucks sake

>>75231135
this desu

>>75231152
Jesus your atypical aint shit nigga

>>75231161
what state are you from?

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they called this a "clean hit" too.

odds hasbeens get shutout AGAIN tonight?

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>>75231184

>>75231152
>Letting a Jew tell you what to do
Typical

>>75231093
nah you don't have to bring that back to make a goalie fair game out side the crease

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75231215
How euphoric

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if you could have an airliner slam into any arena and BTFO both teams, which playoff series and which arena would it be?

>>75231184
kys

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Atheism is reddit the religion

>>75231244
this is true

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>>75231244
Enter the reddit world

China is atheist country and see how they are compared to the USA

>>75231233
Whichever arena was big enough to fit the laffs and their entire fanbase.

reddit countries
>canada
>3rd worlders (including slovakia)
non reddit
>everyone else
reddit teams
>Chiraqi blackhawks
>toronto maple laffs
>pittsburgh penguins
non reddit teams
>everyone else
Least reddit teams
>ducks
>preds
>bluejackets

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>stealing pagan holidays as your own

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>hope you enjoy your vacation for the easter weekend, probably good for you smallbrained christcuck

>>75231268
>Communism compares to Capitalism
>slovakian education
China is exactly where China wants to be. They can fix their own problems if they wanted to but they don't. People starving in the streets is a better alternative to proper public funding. How is that Americas problem?

>>75231273
i feel you. would be sad to see ovi go down with em, but w/e, small price to pay

>>75231268
Ehtiopia is a christian country see how they compare to usa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mYqY5YELd0

>>75231322
I should re-watch Eurotrip

>>75230923
win

Ryan Rishaug @TSNRyanRishaug 19m

@cmcdavid97 - "We'll win tonight. That faggot Pavelski doesn't have the wheels to keep up with me." EDM/SJ rivalry heats up.

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Prediction Time boys. What you got for tonight?
Habs > Rags
Pongs > Jackets
Wild < Bloos
Oilers > Shorks

>>75231347
is there a more reddit tier religion than atheism?

>>75231357
its true, nobody owns the perimeter like mcsecondary

>>75231362
hasb > raggots
pongs < akron
mild < st. poois
oilels < shorks

Reminder that Chrisitans are inherently morally superior. No Christian nation has ever done anything wrong in the name of Christianity.

>>75231362
Rags>Habs
Pongs>Jackets
Mild>blose
Oilels>shorks

>>75231362
Rags > Habs
Pongs > Jackets
Bloos > Milds
Oilers > Sharks

canada bros seriously, how will you feel if every canadian team is eliminated in round 1?

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Everyone picking the Sharks over the Oilers are gonna feel pretty silly when >we murder them tonight.

Go >us.

>>75231347
Then fix your fucking argument then, you dip.

>>75231410
t. atheist redditer

>>75231409
wouldn't give a shit desu, i'm cheering for the perds

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>>75231413
>tfw they won't let our boy Pulju wreck shit up

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just came to thank the Stors for P. Eaves

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

Reminder that Christians have keeping degenerate leftists and SJWs at bay

>>75231413
>implying haley is not going to pound mcmeme into a coma while the whole arena watches in stunned silence

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>>75231439
you're welcome

>>75231446
they also protect migrants and they like diddling kids

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>>75231444
not even a jesusfag, but absolutely wew lad

reminder that ayytheism is reddit

>>75231470
Pretty sure it's Tumblr-tier atheist doing that

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>>75231409
I'll feel fucking shitty if >my team gets the boot, but I don't really give a shit if the others get eliminated. I hate Toronto and Montreal with a passion, and the Flames even more so. If the Oil is eliminated, I'll cheer for Ottawa.

The snes are such a hapless franchise, plus their fans are pretty low key and they have to put up with Toronto as a rival so I have a certain amount of pity for them.

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>>75231458
you too wongs bro shame you're streak ended...

Today, Good Friday, a billion otherwise sane humans will celebrate a man, who they also believe was God, getting brutally murdered and then coming back to life three days later. They will also tell you that he is still alive to this day. Easter is bat-shit crazy and don't let anyone forget. (self.atheism)
submitted 7 hours ago * by Atheistrelevantlife
233 commentssharesavehidereport
Christians literally believe that a man, who was also God, was brutally murdered and then magically resurrected three days (apparently to Christians Friday thru Sunday somehow equals three days) later.
To top it all off, they claim that man/God/thing lives to this day.
The sheer insanity of that belief never fails to baffle me to my core.
And today, a billion people will celebrate Good Friday....and then on Sunday...Easter.
Yet atheists are the true crazies. /s

who based, intelligent, humble and muscular /agnostic/ here?

>>75231481
That's a cute pupper Canada. I wanna protect it.

>>75231481
>fuck the flames
good enough for me
t. duckbro

>>75231492
the only true path desu

>>75231446
>degenerate
Literally Hitler tier argument. Oh wait, Hitler wasn't Christian because he was bad. No true Christian is evil!

Also, they aren't. It's a losing battle. The Church is riding the caboose of society now. The Pope gets praise for saying things others have been saying for decades. It's a survival game now. The interpretations of the Bible change with the times, as does anything else in society.

>tfw you just found out Jagr and Gretzky are Christian

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Post yfw Canada is still winless after tonight

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>>75231481
>fucking EDMONTON of all teams taking pity
not sure if i should feel insulted or just bewildered

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>>75231449
>implying he could catch Connor "The Lighting Meme" McDavid in the first place
>implying he would dare with Lucic ready to immediately merc his ass if he somehow managed to

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>>75231513
All canadian teams will win tonight, screencap this post

>>75231492
Say hello to Daniel

>>75231500
Yes, the new pope is a tool and religion is losing their power

>>75231518
>McCuckold

>>75231527
I don't live in Auckland

This is an nwhl player

>>75231518
>lucic scaring anybody
>implying people would even fight lucic, the last of the neanderthals

he's a rare specimen lad, something evolution has truly left behind

>>75231543
It doesn't exist?

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>>75231543
I forgot something

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>>75231553
their revenue certainly doesn't

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>>75231537

>>75231499
>>75231567
>>75231537
report these dumbasses please /hoc/ bros

>>75231514
A bit of both, lad.

>owner somehow even more Jewish than Katz
>literally everyone involved with the Sens organization, including family members, have cancer
>closest rival is the Laffs, even though they consider Montreal the bigger rival
>have to deal with an arena ~60% full of Laffs fans whenever they visit your barn
>somehow manage to persevere and make the ploffs

I'm not even trying to insult you, that's both impressive and tragic. Sens are the only other Canadian team I don't instinctively hate.

>>75231575
Why does everyone hate the hasbs or flimflams?

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This is what atheism does to you

>>75231575
i dunno man, no way the meljew is worse than katz. at least we weren't swindled into paying for a new arena. seriously cannot believe you guys did that after how dogshit terrible that organization was run.

>>75231596
gives you potassium?

would slovakia and the triggered flyover state american please fuck each other already? tired of watching you two faggots flirt

>>75231615
>he doesn't know

>>75231627
Not a big fan of hatefucking

>>75231629
Did you get these from r/atheism

>>75231602
He pulled the Jewish wool over our eyes, but it's over and done with, and it's a fucking nice arena so there's nothing for it now.

Melnyk refuses to spend money, whereas Katz pretty much gave Chiarelli a blank cheque. The level of jewery there is quite huge when you consider he owns a pro sports team and refuses to drop wads to improve.

Announcing reports is against the rules

>>75231665
enjoy you're b&

>>75231596
>>75231347
>>75231268

Holy shit, you're not even hiding it. You abjectly judging people by their beliefs. You are declaring that some people are inherently inferior to you based on your own world view. This is incredibly evil.

>>75231589
I hate the flimmies because I'm an Oilers fan - it's a prerequisite. I hate the hasb because I hate Montreal as a province.

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Laughing SO HARD at Michael from Charleston

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>everyone was betting on Oilels a few days ago
>now people are starting to turn on Sharks
really makes you think

>>75231664
The only redditor here is you

>>75231679
I don't think atheists are inferior, I have lot of atheist friends, I just think people who think they are intellectually superior because they read Dawkins or watch Rick and Morty are cancer.

>>75231627
>Canada calling others flyover states

>>75231645
No. That is an original post. Also I'm not the other poster. That was my first comment over one sentence long.

Why is every /hoc/ meme so shitty and forced?

>>75231690
Ban evading is against the rules

>this Amerifat is a mad atheistcuck who hates anime
You have to go back

>>75231728
Because all recent memes have been shitty and forced

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HABBENING :DDDDDDD

>>75231700
i bet on shorks to begin with desu woah black betty famalam

>>75231700
>I don't think atheists are inferior, I have lot of atheist friends, I just think people who think they are intellectually superior because they read Dawkins or watch Rick and Morty are cancer.
Well you sure as hell didn't imply that. In fact you did the opposite.

>>75231740
There have been like 5 different posters.

>>75231755
I'm not a mod but hopefully they keep banning you so you have go to your router like a good little cuck

>>75231748
FUG

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>>75231748
SPICY

>>75231800
>American education

should i put a cheeky $5 on the hasb or the rags

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>>75231800
>american reading comprehension

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>>75231797
>>75231799
MCDAVID AND GRETZKY DUBS CONFIRM - PULJU WILL GET CALLED UP AND WIN THE CUP FOR THE OILERS

>>75231807
hasb, i have inside knowledge that gallagher is going to dive feet first into lundpads and end his career

>>75231807
Do you think Lundpads can hold the fort for another game?

>>75231817
Kurris confirm Finnish domination.

ID'S HABBENIG

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>>75231817
>Mcgaykid face when he gets exposed by Bulju

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>>75231748
>tfw live a few hours away from Bakersfield
Should I see the Bon Aqua man himself?

>>75231840
>implying they won't elevate each other to the alpha top echelon of skill and become literal gods on the ice

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>>75231845
>central valley subhuman detected
is bakersfield or fresno the akron of california?

>>75231807
Habs

>>75231651
>The level of jewery there is quite huge when you consider he owns a pro sports team and refuses to drop wads to improve.

no shit eh

only canadian team to have an internal cap. Sad!

Is there anything more disgusting than Sportsnet? Those kikes at rogers ruined hockey.

>>75231858
I live in Clovis, the white area of Fresno sadly. Ain't all that bad

>>75231869
literally no. how many more years are we stuck with them again, 9 or 10?

>>75231869
Sportsnet is unwatchable garbage. It's TSN or american feeds for me.

>>75231483
surprised how well received the Ducks are here, i figured they would be considered a meme team here.

Are /hoc/ ducks fans socal or just recognize greatness from a far?

t. Local Fan since 93

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>>75231869
>Holy snappin' eyeballs, what a play!

>>75231882
The ducks are a meme team

>>75231882
>1993

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>>75231797
>>75231799

>>75231375

DUDE

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>Laffs

>>75231869
>>75231874
>>75231880
if you want the fuckers to do something about it tweet at that faggot scott moore @Moorescottmoore or email them

[email protected]

>>75231869
SN is reddit

>>75231912
TSN production values are flat out better in every way

>>75231936
This. Plus I miss Duthie, Bob and Dutch.

>>75231936
Gord Miller and Ray Ferraro are the based combo

>>75231912
Sportsnet and NBC are reddit. Local broadcasts and TSN are /ourguys/

>>75231845
Do it while you have the chance. Ask him to sign your Bon Aqua bottle.

>>75231953
>TSN
>/ourguys/

yeah maybe if you'rE a torontofag

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>>75231936
i wanna bang kate bierness desu

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>>75231912

Matchup ranking by order of entertaining hockey

1. Battle of the goons
2. Battle of the best and worst
3. Battle of the ringless king goalers
4. Battle of the memes and beards
5. Battle of the literally nobody cares
6+ American only teams

>>75231972
those are some pretty non-specific descriptors except for #3

>>75231991
Let me take a guess

1. Cucks/Flamers
2. Craps/Laffs
3. Hasb/Rags
4. Shorks/Boilers
5. Snes/Ruins

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>>75231968
i want to have a threesome with kate and natasha 2bh

>>75231991
1) Calgary-Anaheim
2) Washington - Toronto
3) Montreal - New York
4) Edmonton - San Jose
5) Boston - Ottawa

>>75231991
Is there any question as to the first one?

>>75232001
Winner winner chicken dinner

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Kek who is laughing now

>>75232002
>natasha will never spit in your mouth

why live

>>75231972
what did he mean by this

>still /int/ posting

kys

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Why are we anime posting all of a sudden?

Habs are gonna win btw

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>"There is absolutely no place for niggers in the National Hockey League"
Jesus christ, how did Bettman get away this?

>all this fucking snow when its warm
Well, shovelling is going to be hell

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>>75232016
>you will never get to fuck the brains out of kate and get pegged by natasha

literally no reason to live anymore

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>>75231972
1 Pens / Jackets
2 Oilels / Shorks
3 Snes / Ruins
4 >rags / Habs
5 Mild / Blues
6 Flumes / Ducks
7 Hawks / Preds
8 Caps / Laffs

>>75232033
Because anime scares reddit away

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>lfw the wild go 0-4 in the first round

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Lehkonen hat trick tonight

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>>75232052
Already shoveled and it's back

>>75232049
Based Gerrald

>>75232082
not happening
stl is barely hanging on

>>75232093
>>75232093
>>75232093
rabs - hags

>>75232072
>>I prefer fairly balanced matchups that emphasize technique and consistency

Alright man, you be you

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My body is ready.

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>>75232082
a SUPERB feeling to be honest family

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Just a quick reminder that these elite players won the league WITHOUT a single playoff loss

ELITE
L
I
T
E

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>>75232082
Tfw the flames get swept

>>75232100
>a swede thread
"""no"""

>>75232125
>austrian hockey
Reminder that your best player has Czechoslovak parents

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>>75232125
>a perfect playoff run
impressive no matter what the league. is it time for vienna to conquer all of germany and the DEL now?

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Every Canadian team getting swept would be even funnier than every one of them missing the playoffs last year.

>>75232133
>tfw we get swept but Tkachuk ends Kessler's career with a infertility-inducing groin injury before you have to play the oilels or shorks

>>75232159
who is this fag and why should I care

A - America: #1 at hockey and #1 in our hearts.

B - Belarus: Scrappy underdogs making a name for themselves upsetting the "powerhouses" like...

C - Canada: Average ar hockey, average at life. 1993 was 600 years ago.

D - Denmark: Ehlers, Bjorkstrand, and not much else.

F - France: The Africa of Europe. Cristobal Huet is the greatest hockey player they've ever produced.

G - Grease: Can't even afford ice.

>>75232178
hes an asspained hasb fan whos pretending hes not a hasb fan anymore because they traded subban

>>75232082
don't worry mate the bloos will be swept by elder god mikke in 7

>>75232178
>he doesn't know based Andrew BerkshireVerified

Get out

>>75232193
>he is a finn

after you

What not the oilers and habs will make it to the 2nd round cap it
If they don't ill dip my pebis in hot chocolate and slap pharmacist

>>75232208
pajeet please go

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>>75232146
>Vanek
>best player

Best player (sadly) is from Villach

>>75232153
after sweeping KAC 4:0 in the finals we got some unfinished business with some cattle faggots
but yeah, the run was incredible
In game 2 they turned a 4:1 into a 4:5 OT with 15 minutes to tie it in the third

>>75232205
>0-5
really made me think

I don't think I like hockey anymore.

>tfw the last finals sweep was almost 20 years ago when Caps got past the second round

>>75232240
You are not true Canadian

>>75232240
up your dose of SSRIs or eat a buckshot. no one cares its playoffs

laughing SO HARD at Ohio haters

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>big snowstorm across Alberta
>Sharks players have grown soft and old living in the warmer climes of California
It's a sign. The god of winter is with us, lads.

>the only time I get to see >my team win in the finals is the Olympics
>Buttman now trying to stop NHL players from competing in 2018

Will we still win with our B-league guys?

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>>75232273
Ohio is cool other than this god forsaken shit, what the fuck

>>75232162
Wishful thinking calganigger

>>75232316
I don't like sky line, it's my Cleveland pride of hating shitcinnatti

>>75232316
Do Americans actually eat this much in one sitting? Bunch of fat fucks.

>>75232372
That looks like about a family of 12 meal

>>75232316
Hahaha what the fuck

>>75232316
Oh wow.. Instant Diabetes

>>75232384
And it looks like there's four people at that table.

>>75232316
literally looks like shit in a hot dog roll

>>75232316
Ohioans put noodles on their hot dogs?

>>75232415
>diabetes
Chilli has little sugars and high protein content don't be a retard

>>75232308
Finland will finally win gold with their army of KHL players.

They will pretend like its equal merit as people who won gold when NHL players still competed there.

Screen cap this.

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FINISH THE OLD ONE, GENTS
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>>75227752

>>75232444
>only eating sugar causes the 'beetus

Wheres the pens/jackets thread?

>>75232444
>Chilli
>implying they didn't shit all over them

>>75232082
mikael "kulli" grandlund will carry the mild to second round

>>75232449
huh, i guess the anti-slovakia sperg got banned

either way i'm not going back

>>75232444
>Chilli
That picture has chili in it? Looks like over processed buns and cheese.

>>75232444
There's like 10% chili in that photo, and about 50/40 bread/cheese. The chili is probably more fat than meat content too.

>>75232444
The chilli that we can't see? They hardly used any then
Also, a cheeseburger from McDonald is not suddenly healthy because they put in two pieces of salad and a pickle
The amount of cheese on those disgusting.. whatever it is, with white bread and, undoubtly, cheap fat meat and sugarfilled soda..
Enjoy your diabetes, retard

where's the game thread?

>>75232519
what state are you from?

>>75232530

>>75232093

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This is what the 2017 Conn Symthe winner looks like

>>75232540
>shit tier game
the other one

>>75232523

Stay poor , weak and malnourished, yuropoor fag

>>75232546
bald?

>>75232571
Stay obese, Burger

>>75232556

>>75232525

Only one I could find, empty though

>>75232571
I genuily feel sorry for you, if you're taught that the picture of the ""food"" is actual food
Stay healthy Amerifriend

>>75232556
>battle of the flyovers
no thanks

fun fact: burgerlanders only bolly slovakia because he can't outnumber the burger

>>75232546
>tfw getzlaf will refuse to take off his helmet on tv

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>>75232621
$20 its just an irrelevent flyover state american projecting

>>75232610
Americans are indoctrined to believing the corps have their back, and that healthy food is meat + bread + cheese + milk. Veggies are almost non existant.

habbenin soon?
http://www.bizjournals.com/seattle/news/2017/04/14/nhl-acquires-seattle-metropolitans-trademark.html

>>75232694
I eat nothing but meat , veggies and cheese . That keto

>>75232695
probably just covering the bases desu. seattle still doesn't have a proper arena and the key arena is a piece of shit.

kek blue jackets

>>75232726
>people thought the jykkets would win
wew

>>75232706
>veggies
Let me guess; potatoes, corn, lettuce, pickles, tomato?

>>75232762
Who ever wins that series will be the SCF team from the East.

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>>75232546
This man is a liar. Here's what the real Conn Smythe winner looks like.

>price

>>75232829
good post

>>75232904
nice blog post

Is this where I >rags

or is it the last thread

>>75232829
does a video exist of that pic?

>>75232829
okay post

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>>75233234
>anon is FURIOUSLY restarting his route for his whole evening
>i-i-i am the winner!! REEEEEEEE

also goddamn, the poo jackets are just helpless

here senpai
5 bings
>>75233305
>>75233305
>>75233305

>>75233130
Not sure, it's from some Wild-Oilers game around 2013 i think.

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>>75233130
It's a still

>>75233528
>those 2 on the left
>bruh this weed
>BRUH
lmao

>>75233536
i'd be high as fuck if i had go watch the hall-era oilels too desu

Columbus is such an useless piece of shit

>>75232546
Why is he so insecure of his baldness?

blip bleep blorp

Which game is worth watching?

Habs vs Rags or BJs vs Pongs?

Who /lifelong Vegas Golden Knight ™ supporter/ here? Will the next season be our season?

>>75233707
no

>>75233707
friendly reminder the knights have never made the playoffs

>colelbus

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>tfw Cucknadien teams are 0-5 and on pace to get swept out of the playoffs

Why do these retarded nhl refs think that the rules are different in the playoffs?

fucking canadians

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sharks MUST win tonite

reminder the mild did a number of "now or never" trades jeopardizing their future to win the cup this year

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>mfw Canada goes 0-5 in the first round and all their teams are eliminated.

>>75233932
damn kipper looks like THAT?

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>>75234126
still an improvement

>>75234154
My sides

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>>75234126
mfw all of Canada's teams gets swept but the Habs (not Canada) wins the cup

>>75230981
>that guy in the crowd who gets up to bang on the glass and yell at the ref
jej

if you don't want to get hit don't step out of your safety square. crying about this is just like crying about when Miller got BTFO

No pittsburg/columbus thread?

>>75234265
only if you're blind

>>75234294
I guess i am bc i cant find it

>all games pretty much enter the intermission at the same time

FUCKING STAGGER THE SCHEDULE YOU FUCKING KIKES