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>canada

good thread

ITS FINALLY HERE

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Does any player get more pussy than Jagr?

fifth for kippers absolutely SEETHING at having no tits

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St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

The worst crowds so far are the reddithawks and crapitals, they were god awful, silent and lukewarm the entire game. I'd hate playing in front of such shit fans.

>>75227843
Crapitals crowd was good for the first 2 mins til they got scored on, and got better when they tied the game up - they were quiet whenever trailing though

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>The Oilers lost

Fuck

>Every other Canadian team lost

Great!

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Canada is literally dead

>>75227872
not an oilers fans, but this

when will americans understand this? Ever? Or are they incapable of thinking in a non-jingoistic manner?

>>75227872
>actively cheering for the demise of other canadian teams
Stop that. You can celebrate the loss of particular rivals (ex. Vancouver, Calgary), but there's no reason to hate a team like Montreal.

Wouldn't expect less from an oilel though.

>>75227888
>w-we don't care

lmao

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You're the GM of this shit franchise.

What do you do to win a Stan Lee?

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>>75227894
Why should I cheer for Montreal? Or Toronto? Ottawa can win because nobody gives a shit about them but if you were in California, would you want New York or Boston to win?

>>75227909
I actually know the GM of the Yotes and he's very good at appearing smart even though he has no idea what's going on.

Funny enough I had a sports analytics class with him (expecting the jock crowd to take it for the sports, but to stumble over the analytics, which they did), and he had to comment every class with answers only to the simplest of problems in a given analytics case.

gonna need a kippers you right about now

>>75227901
have you not seen how much shit is flung between the canadian fanbases on here? with the exception of the jests

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>>75227894
I don't want any other Canadian team bringing home the cup before mine does.

>>75227915
>Why should I cheer for Montreal?

I'm not saying you should cheer for them. You can choose to be ambivalent towards them, or lukewarm towards them because they're still Canadian and you feel some sense of national pride when a Canadian team wins.

But you're actively cheering for their demise, which makes no sense.

>>75227838
this guy brings up a really valid point

>>75227932
What a great guy achieving his dream and being able to get a job with an NHL franchise.

>>75227868
I dunno, their reactions to good plays and just general atmosphere was very easy to play in for the leafs. An example of a good crowd was surprisingly the cucks, they were loud as fuck the entire game, taunting constantly, reacting to everything especially hits, booing Giordano, etc. They made it really hard for the flames to play there, even more than usual. Compared to this the craps fans were just boring and casual. Can't wait to see how flames fans react, this is the most entertaining series on so far yet the fewest people are watching it.

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>>75227945
I'll make it simple. If any Canadian team is going to win the Cup it's going to be mine.

Basically what this guy said.

>>75227943

>>75227932
him and his sister started Stathletes which was rumoured to have falsified and sold black box data to certain teams which told them what they wanted to hear

the sparkle dogs were dumb enough to hire that big of a fraud. And now his sister has the reins of the company which has somehow not folded, and she regularly appears at hockey conferences where she gets paid to speak.

Why does everyone have to bully the mild? Quite rude.

~Brian in Bloomington

>>75227909
fire myself so someone qualified can figure it out.
(this is what should actually happen)

>>75227959
it's only entertaining because kesler is a fucking douchebag, the cucks cheat on every single fucking play (how the fuck wasn't it offsides when they went on that breakaway??), and this leads to the flames needing to fucking smash face in just because of all the bullshit the cucks are able to pull off.

>>75227959
It seems like they've got a bit of a wounded psyche from their team choking so much, is that fair to say? So when their team is trailing even by 1 or 2 goals it really gets to them.

Agreed about the Ducks-Flames series. Stayed up to watch that one and plan on doing so for the remainder.

>>75227932
Id still hire him over a Finn anyday

>>75227838
Don't forget the meth

relevant news poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12745925

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>>75227983
>mfw Kesler sat on the puck and drove Lamer fans crazy

>>75227978
I like the Mild desu, I like based Boudreau and Suter's pretty impressive - dude plays a shitton of minutes and has somehow only missed 5 games in the past 4 seasons. Sigh, >we could really use someone like that!

~James from Orillia

>>75227983
Are you fucking blind, or just insanely casual? Getzlaf even skated back 6 inches before the blueline before receiving the pass. It wasn't even remotely close hence why there wasn't a challenge on it, not even flames fans protest that one.

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>>75227968
>>75227996
I can guarantee you that every insight he has about sports analytics was poached from our professor (middle Indian guy).

I'd hire the prof as GM anyday before Chayka

>>75227978
Shit team and shit state

~~~ Al from Alberta

>>75228028
Don't bother, Flame fans are the most delusional by far.

>B-B-But Jahnny Hackey is the best winger in the game

>>75228008
Oh come now, that was a dick move. Hockey is supposed to have a sort of comraderie that you see in golf, and not degenerate itself to the level of divegrass where you pull every dirty trick to win.

>>75228044
Minnesota is Canada though
_Seth from Casper

>>75228035
It's funny because they pick the one guy who wasn't at all involved in the actually legitimate analytics movement

Oilers hired Tyler Dellow as just a consultant and he was far more analytically adept than this Chayka guy.

>>75228049
Lames fans actually wanted time put back on the clock before the refs whistled the play dead LEL

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>>75228052
>You're supposed to be nice and respectful to your opponent

Yeah just like Giordano was when he took out Fowler.

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>>75228052
>comraderie

>>75228052
Lmao

>>75228055
>Wyoming
good state tbqh
devils tower is pretty cool

how should i feel about the laffs losing

on one hand i fully expect them to lose in the first round but the closeness of the first game is tricking me into believing they would win the series

Laughing so hard at the MINNESOTA WILD!!!!!!!!

>>75228020
Thanks James.
>>75228044
Why is it a shitty state? There are several big companies and lots of natural beauty.
>inb4 pol replies

>>75228088
It's comfy, meth problem is getting better too

>>75228052
as a neutral fan, I'd say the Flimflams are equally as scummy as the Ducks.

The Ducks are just better at that game. You can't out-douchebag Corey Perry. He will always win that contest. Unless you go knee on knee...I guess.

>>75228090
They had to win that game yesterday to have had a shot i think, they needed to bury it in OT, they will put up more than a fight than people thought but lose

>>75228090
>1967

>>75228076
Getzlaf smashed that dirty manlet, flumes fans called it a dirty hit even though it's literally a textbook example of a clean hit. Is there a shittier fanbase in the league?

https://streamable.com/v01mn

>>75228076
please, fowler was practically begging for it

>>75228095
People will bring up the Somaylians or some shit like that but I had a good time in Minnie, been there for some tourneys and it felt a lot like home.

>>75228125
We do need to gas the Somalis desu, they're only like half a percent of the total pop but more than zero is too many

>>75228119
Thats Southern Alberta for you. Buncha steers and queers.

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>>75227821

of course not

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>>75227966
Any Canadian team winning the cup before the Oilers would be far worse than another American team winning

Do >we actually have any American rivals?

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>>75227838

OUR YEAR

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>>75228119
Getzlaf or Couture for most underrated player in the NHL?

>>75228133
It was a comfy stay, people were very nice.
Best experiences in the US were Minnesota and New Orleans

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>>75228137
I will accept criticism for having the most douchey team in the league (although tied with the ducks, penalty minutes are about equal), but I will not accept criticisms from fucking northern albertans. Textbook definition cuckholds. Wish that fire hit Edmonton instead of Fort Mac.

>>75228160
Preds/Blues will be a comfy series

>colorado
>not in the mountain west division
Add Omaha to central

>>75228161
Getzlaf gets limelight, Couture is considered a secondary star behind Burns, Thornton and Pavleski despite being just as good if not better than all of them.

t. Oilers

>>75228172
Shame it won't happen til next year desu

Why are flimflammers so agitated about what Kesler did? That only cost them 4-5 seconds.
They should be way more agitated about their own team not scoring when they had two more players for a couple of minutes

>>75228165
check otu Utah desu.

Im in Colorado myself (great place, shit people)
But Utah is something else. Similar to Colorado (a bit more desert-ey) but with some really nice communities and mormon qties.

>>75228183
They weren't going to score anyway, Kesler was just taunting them, he was doing toe touches

>>75228181
Thorntons a legend lad, Couture is not close to what Thornton was at his age

I would go Thornton >> Pavelski > Couture

>>75228182
>implying

>>75228183
I'm agigated about a lot of things, but know this isn't going to be a 2004 playoff run.

That said, there's mouthbreather moves (ex. Hamilton hitting Getzlaf after hitting Giordano), and then there's just dirty jewish cheap moves like sitting on the puck in the final seconds.

>>75228186
Oh yeah I want to hit up Utah to check out Zion for sure. Colorado seems like a comfy place to go during the winter holidays I'd like to hit up Aspen some time

>WILD

Can't WAIT to see the Finn cry in /hoc/ tonight. Literally just fucked up my sleep schedule just to witness this.

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>>75228171
Im not from Northern Alberta.

>>75228194
Of course they weren't

>>75228202
But the amount of complaining about that thing is way out of proportion. That's not what cost you the game

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>>75228183
People in Alberta seem to be in a constant state of asspain.

>>75228220
Why does a 'Tim Hortons Pit Stop' resident feel so positively towards the Oilels and so negatively towards the Flams?

>>75228227
That sounds very sad, I feel sorry for them

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>>75228227
>Every other Canadian team lost even though the Oilers did

I'm content.

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron.

>>75228240
he's a bandwagoner since they got mcmeme

every oilels fan here is a bandwagoner, the only real ones stopped posting

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>>75228240
Alberta is all just a bunch of faggots, but Northern Albertas faggot per square mile is a lot lower than Southerns, since North is basically just good ol' maritime boys that live in Oil Shantys for 4 months of a year, and everyone knows Nova Scotia and its residents are the most comfy part of Canada

jykkets will win tonight

what would the Canadian, American, and Swedish Olympic line ups look like if they were going next year?

How do you think buttblastedoilersfan is feeling right now

>>75228276
probably buttblasted

i imagine him posting a screed to his facebook account about how bettman ordered the officiating to be in san jose's favour to further the sun belt agenda

>>75228270
>the best Albertans are non-Albertan rig pig drug addicts who are now unemployed and leeching off the government

Ok

Why are there still people on here memeing about McDavid being shit? He just won the Art Ross.

>>75228161
Getzlaf gets some credit but not enough, guy seems like a literal game changer when he's at the top of his game. Last night was just an incredible example of a captain carrying his team, hadn't seen a performance on both ends of the ice like that in forever. Every shift he was on he stole the puck and bodied people multiple times, and essentially killed a 5 on 3 penalty himself. It was insane. Couture though, is rarely ever talked about, so it's a good question.

>>75228294
What are you going on about?

>>75228297
because he is a playoff ghost, a big game choker

>>75228297
>30-70
You tell me

>>75228300
I went to the Team Canada vs. Russia game during the World Cup and Getzlaf was easily the best forward on the ice, and that was among all-stars

Is there a way for both Calgary and Anaheim to lose?

>>75228297
>mcsecondary

>>75228342
2nd round

I'm still the best player in the league and you know it.

Admit it now or your team will choke this series.

>>75228342
Calgary is going to lose to the Cucks, and the Cucks are going to lose the Oilers.

>inb4 delusional sharks fans thinking game 1 matters

>>75228356
Alright Mr glass.
Just tell kreider to run price for us okay?

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>>75228356

>>75228314
He got a point in his first game and looked pretty good.

>>75228319
100 points for a 20 year old winning him the Art Ross. Sounds pretty good to me

>>75228343
as long as the NHL is counting secondary assists they're no less relevant than goals

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>watch the game
>Sharks completely shut down the oilers
>oilers were literally standing around completely clueless for a minute

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>>75228270
*do coke and fentanyl in oil shacks

>Reminder that McDavid, a generational talent, was on a stacked Erie team and couldnt even make it to the Memorial cup

>Edmonton expects him to ever carry them to a Stan Lee

B U S T
U
S
T

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>>75228356
I never doubted you bonaqua merchant

>>75228383
>yfw Edmonton loses in 5 and goes on another 11 year no-playoffs streak

>>75228383
Crosby never won the Memorial Cup either dumbass

>>75228366
>h-he got a mcsecondary point
Oh wow

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>>75228379
>Pacific division playing for who gets to get shit on by the Central division

>>75228366
>he thinks noise is relevant

>>75228404
Because Rimouski was never good, but atleast Crosby made it to the Memorial cup.

Go actually look at Crosby teammates and get back to me

>>75228404
Yeah, but it took a stacked lockout team to stop Crosby. McMeme instead choked while leading a stacked team.

>>75228413
>>75228407
Relevant enough to get him the Art Ross and at the end of the day that's all that matters, not your retarded opinion :^)

>>75228413
>Chicago was completely quiet
>They lost

>>75228423
>>75228424
>McDavid teammates

Yeah like that big fat bust Dylan Strome and a #1D man who still hasn't made the NHL. You probably dont even know who said dman was because you didnt actually watch the series.

>>75228426
To bad he will never win a cup. Or the rocket either.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12746220

>>75228443
Actually he will win a cup, just not in Edmonton.

>>75228426
>muh secondary points

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>>75228439
>NHL busts can't be gods in junior hockey, ever
edmongolian knowledge everybody

>>75228443
Oilers are winning a cup just not this year. And who gives a shit about the rocket, it's usually won by chokers like Ovenchicken

>>75228460
I can't wait for your asspain when he takes home the Art ross AND the Hart

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I figured all the Flamesfags would've disappeared after their embarrassment last night but like cockroaches they just don't go away.

>>75228439
>Dylan Strome
>Not good in Junior

Wew. Youre really trying to compare Eries stacked to to Rimouskis "literally who: featuring crosby" team?

>>75228463
Name me their #1D man that year, lets see if you actually have any clue at all about this "stacked" team

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One of my all time favourite soccer players.. fml

>>75228457
Hes playing here his whole career whether you like it or not. Go cry about it with Bettman.

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Post >yfw the wings start a new and improved 50 year playoff streak

>>75228513
I mean he's playing for their MLS team so he's gotta support the Reddithawks m8

>>75228513
>That flag
>Soccer
Hva faen

>5 votes for Crosby
>1 vote for McDavid

fess up, retard

>>75228539
you are welcome

>>75228507
>p-please validate my ignorance
kill yourself

>>75228489
So why isn't choker supreme mcsecondary winning the rocket? Why are the coilers getting blown out? Does the NHL not make up assists in the playoffs? Is the fact they have a terrible D getting exposed?
Kill yourself edmonigger

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Will see Coach Bombay talk shit to the Reddithawks again?

>>75228543
Nice sample size, retard

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>>75228507
Darren Radyysh wasnt it?

But tell me how many players you recognize on this roster

>>75228548
>3-2
>Only first game
>Blown out
Relax there, you are acting like it's already over. They did choke the first game but there's still more to be played.

>>75228555
>t.reddithawk """""""""""""""""fan""""""""

>>75228531
>schweinsteiger is already on the mls phase of his career
jesus christ time flies

>>75228548
What team do you cheer for that you're so asspained about McDavid?

>>75228540
Why do yuropoors get so upset over the word soccer?

>>75228565
Sharks vs Oilers wasn't an Oiler's choke. It was just getting outplayed by the Sharks. People give the Sharks way too little credit. They're a very good team.

>chireddddots need to censor after getting exposed
Lmao

>>75228591
Who the fuck are you calling a yuropoor you yuropoor?

>>75228597
Just yuropoors in general desu.

>>75228591
>>75228597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqw1FI1hfJA

>norGAY talking to itself
spoopy autism

>>75228562
No, it wasn't Darren Raddysh you fucking moron. It's hilarious I knew you were going to go to hockeydb and guess him. You are a stat regurgitating fool who didn't even watch the playoffs you're trying to discuss. I asked the perfect question to suss out whether you actually watched, as knowing the #1D isn't something you can glean from the stats sheet.

By your logic, Tkachuk and Marner who won a Memorial Cup last year on a stacked team are better than McDavid

>>75228594
I meant choke more in the sense that Oilers started off strong scoring two in the first period and then not much after that allowing the Sharks to reach overtime and win.

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laughing SO HARD at ted from akron

Norway was a mistake

>>75228622
>Checks flag
Yeah...no...

Scandinavia was a mistake

>>75228584
says the bruins fan you need to go back just as much as them clearly

The new world was a mistake

The universe was a mistake desu

you know scandinavia is fucking awful when it's the one region constantly cited by libcucks as the best place to live

I hope everyone is ok with a Predators Penguins final

Minnesota was a mistake

>yfw best Korea nukes California killing the ducks, flames, sharks, and oilers.

>>75228657
But that's often Canada tho...

>>75228657
Alberta was a mistake

>>75228667
>google's servers get btfo sending everything into disarray

Chicago St Louis and Detroit were mistakes

>>75228657
it's because the government will give you neet-bux to sit at home and play world of warcraft

>>75228678
Sounds comfy desu
>get paid to shitpost and watch hokkie
The dream

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>>75228616

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>>75228667
and nothing of value was lost

>>75228675
truly the best timeline

>>75228617
McDavid is supposed to be the next gretzky and couldnt even beat a bunch of University kids.

Crosby on the other hand took a bunch of literal who's, in a lockout season, to the Memorial cup final and lost to the CHL team with the highest winning percentage ever

McDavid is a choker. Deal with it you shitskin.

Medicine hat is our guys

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this thread needs more MATH

Laughing SO hard at the frontenacs

>>75228703
>Deal with it you shitskin

Kek you couldn't lose this argument any harder if you tried faggot. You just got exposed as not having watched any of the playoffs you're talking about. Try watching the games for once instead of jacking off to stats.

I bet you're some asspained Laffer who's mad you got Matthews instead of the real prize

>>75228717
1

>>75228667
>meme Korea
>nukes
kek people still actually believe this shit

>>75228703
>you now remember rob schremp

>>75228717
0

>>75228717
1

>>75228738
Rob Schremp is totally comparable to McDavid. 4 years in and i'm still taken aback by some of the retarded people who post here.

>>75228717
1

>>75228667
Oilers and >shorks are in Alberta. When they go to California, the Flim Flams and >cucks go to Alberta

>>75228751
I just brought him up because he used to be pretty based. Relax faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUKCX8f8oS8

>>75228717
1

wtf is this? Grade 1 tier shit

>>75228584
why are the flyers and wings logos all translucent

>>75228531
Yeh I guess it makes sense, it just hurts

>>75228540
It's mostly Canadians and Americans posting here, thought I'd go with that term
Doesn't really trigger me either that, football being refered to as soccer

>>75228766
They make the non playoff teams logos go like that

>>75228778
only a redditor would know this
Get out

>>75228766
Eliminated means fading of the flair

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>>75228778
i think we just caught a redditor

>that meme vote for Backstrom

I'll bet it was the guy who always posts the backstrom in shades pic

>>75228760
ok find the unique strong solution to this please:

dS_t = S_t( g(t)dt + h(t)dB_t)
S_0 = 1

>>75228778
>redditor outs himself

>>75228727
There was no arguement guy. You lost from the beginning. McDavid couldnt even win his League, let alone the CHL in a time when Canadian prospects are shit.

>>75228785
>>75228788
>>75228794
I'm a redditor but I dont plan on going back xD

>>75228778
>he goes to reddit

>>75228751
>being this triggered


That guy mentiojed the London Knights. Schremp played on that team.

Noone compared Schremp to McChoker.

Kys

can we get a non reddit thread please (i.e. range ban chicago, sunbelt and toronto)

>pretending you don't go to reddit when you know very well that reddit is superior to 4chan for content

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For me, it's the gold grip easton synergy

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>all these asspained laffers bringing up an irrelevant junior tournament because they're bitter about losing out on McDavid

Kek
Enjoy your second rate mexican

>>75228864
>Roy quits as Head coach
>Varlamov shits it all up and Colorado has the worst season of the decade

Lel

>>75228856
exactly, reddit actually discusses the game and news

>>75228871
>wild ended Roy's career TWICE
stinky smelly poutine BTFO

>>75228875
>actually reading reddit comments

it's good for getting news but that's it. the comments are awful

>>75228799
ok i took math all the way up to calc 2 in uni but don't know what im looking at here, wtf is that notation?

Preds are winning the cup without letting in one goal.
Check em

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>>75228858
For me, it's the Sherwood senior wood stick

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For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

Last digit is how many goals the reddithawks score next game

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>>75228893

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reddithawks CONFIRMED for reddit

>>75228930
Kek

>>75228922
pekka wanted to know how slippy g felt
t. eri

>>75228925
i wonder if that anon who flushed a whole mcchicken down his shitter ever fixed it

>>75228936
Was there ever any doubt? I remember some hawks away fan coming into my home teams arena and taking pictures telling his friend "this is going on reddit!"

>>75228944
It honestly doesnt taste any different from their normal chicken, just splashed with a little bit of normal honey mustard sauce

>>75228936
Sad!

Reminder the Sharks will win tonight.

That is all.

>>75228876
Wait do you mean to tell me the most overrated goaler on a stacked Colorado team lost a 7 game series to a bunch of who expansion players? Surely other expansion teams from the same year have won playoff series too right?

>>75229004
>its only year 1 of the oilers being contenders and the chink is already this asspained

KEK

>>75229029
Many such cases

>>75229004
talk about stating the obvious

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>>75229040
NO BULLY!!!

>>75229029
>oilers
>contenders
t. delusional

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> mfw Kesler is a boss

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>>75229050

>>75229063
>Flamers thought they could win in Honda center
Smelliot kept it from being 7-2

>>75229063
GIVE HIM BACK!!!!

>>75229119
Kesler is the antithesis of reddit, everyone on reddit hates him with a passion, a cursory look at a gamethread there last night will show you that

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How mad are oilniggers and laffags going to be when the cup comes back home to based Calgary? Johnny Hockey is going to score 20 goals while getting slashed on all of them.

>>75229119
But thats Kane, Keith, Crawford, Toews

Nashville Predditors are clearly the most Reddit team. Literally has Reddit in their name.

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How mad are cuckgary fans going to be when the cup comes back home to based Edmonton. Connor "literally the only bright spot in my life" Mcdavid is going to get 40 assists while not even being on the ice.

>>75229134

> get swept by the Ducks
> win the cup

>>75229153
Oh fuck

>>75229177
Research

>>75229129
G O B A C K
O
B
A
C
K

>>75229189
>swept in 5
>swept
Spotted the newfag

>>75229134
meh

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>>75229169

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How mad is /hoc/ going to be when the cup comes back home to based New York? Henrik Lunqvist is going to post a 100 sv% for the rest of the playoffs.

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What is he going to do tonight?

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>>75229199
So is responding to the swept meme the new meme? I can't keep it all straight.

>>75229218
Browse reddit and upvote all comments that mention him

>>75229218
Slash somebody penis off

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The ducks are great. They love to make the rest of the league into a cuckold

Facebook Hawks fans are more insufferable than R*ddit.


>>75229153
Them and Calgary are the Western underdogs.

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>>75229218
>turn on pens game
>crysby is lying on the ice crying while the refs are consoling him
>columbus gets several match penalties
>crosby skates to the bench and starts throwing a tantrum in the tunnel
>kessel starts breastfeeding him to calm him down
>he comes back as the crowd goes wild
>nhl awards him a hat trick
>as this is going on lemuiex is preparing crosbys intermission meal of pablum and pureed carrots
Some iteration of this

>>75229218
Dive and whine his way to victory

>Them and Calgary are the Western underdogs.
So, reddit then? They are the team version of John Scott.

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How instense will the massive influx of butthurt /hoc/ going to experience when the cup comes back home to based Anaheim? Gibson is going to post a 100 sv% for the rest of the playoffs while Kesgod sits on the puck

>>75229236
>xD

>3pm est
>most of true /hoc/ are still sleeping off a great night of hockey
>casual faggots are shitting up the general with reddit posts

Reminder to stay away from /hoc/ untill 7pm est.

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>the reddit sperg is back with a vengeance
Dude please stop shitting up every thread when you run out of lithium. No one likes it.

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>>75229265
I'm waiting for this to happen again. With Kesler's troll, and the Flames being goons, there's bound to be 5 or 6 players in the box at once.

>>75229276
>this new
off-hours are when the meme magic happens

>>75229218
Be a Malkin babby

Flamers have to be the most leddit team by FAR, the only team that have a bant clause where you can't call them the flamers without getting banned

>>75229296
This used to be true but of late off hours are more like awful hours.

>>75229305
>hawks are reddit
glad we can agree

How pooper pained is O M A H A going to be when the next expansion team returns to based Seattle? Jagr is going to score 50 goals in his first season there before they get swept in 7 by the Golden Knights.

>>75229305
plebbit post

>>75229324
>xheattle

>check a thread on /v/ about gaming drinks a few days ago
>someone posted Pulu with Bonaqua

For fuck's sake, you guys are everywhere

>>75229324
>golden knights
>playoffs

they will miss the playoffs for 10 straight years before being relocated to bettman's next failed pet project

>>75227945
Fuck you frog, your fan base actively shits on the leafs and sens, and as soon as a little banks come your way you cry "b-b-but Muh canadian team". My team over yours faggot. Go Rags Go.

>>75229324
You mean based Jacksonville

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Your 2017 Conn Smythe winner /hoc/

>>75229346
Pulju*

>>75229324
>Jagr is going to score 50 goals in his first season there before they get swept in 7 by the Golden Knights.

He's 45 and still manages to get more points than his age. Seriously, a team on the verge of winning a cup should pick him up instead of letting him rot in Florida. The Sharks have a bunch of old guys anyways. Thorton and Jagr leading a line

>>75229354
put your trip on 36chambes

>>75229218
Be the GOAT he always is.

>>75229358
He's a big guy

>>75229324
No one in OMAHA gives a fuck about hockey, so probably not very. Everyone in the tranny capital of the world Xeattle is permanently butthurt from taking it up the shoot daily though

>>75229348
I was ready to drop the Kings to become a Las Vegas NHL fan until they came out with that gay name . Might as well call them the golden showers

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>>75229342
Wow what a well thought out and informative response. I am trying to force a meme here and at least the ducks fan reciprocated. Your posts are just using buzzwords like "reddit" and "cuck". Please never reply to my posts again dork.

>>75229199
>Doesnt know a meme from last year

Im replying to the newfag

>>75229358
>that jersey

jesus christ someone needs to take a torch to the ducks jerseys and do a complete rehaul

>>75228146
>mfw I made a bet the leafs would win the cup before the oilers when Edmonton drafted McMeme.
>mfw both in the playoffs at the same time.

>>75229358
Yes

>>75229383
Can you imagine how much shittier this place would get with Xeattle fags streaming in? They'd be as obnoxious as Hongcouverites, there's something in the Pacific north west water that makes them all utter faggots

>>75229391

It's probably my favorite Ducks jersey I own next to the eggplant one . They pop out on the ice really nice :)

Contenders:
Hasb
Pens
Wild

pretenders
Rags
chiraq
caps
shorks


Underdogs
laffs
calgayry
preds
blose
cucks
oilels
snes
bombston
blowjackets

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>>75229391
The orange jersey is great

>>75229413
Just look at a seahawks thread to find out how bad it'd be, every 3rd post is a half naked nigger and there are literal LGBT crossboarder tripfags in them

>>75229391
Agree, orange jerseys just look terrible.

>>75229447
>hasb
bruh

>>75229413
its the entire west coast, not just the northwest

>orange
>on a jersey
>ever
disgusting

>>75229324
>implying the final team won't be in Oregon

>All the good guys have won
>All the bad guys have lost

will this be the GOAT cup?

>>75227943
ok, cool- 2093
screencap this

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>>75229460
>the ducks have never worn the GOAT ducks jerseys

>>75227888
I know plenty of Canadians that pull for whatever Canadian team is left outside of major rivalries. Don't pretend like this doesn't happen.

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>>75229447

>Hasb

Anon, we're the pretenders if we don't wake the fuck up.

>>75229489
>All the good guys have won
but that's not true at all

>>75229483

DUcks and flyers beg to differ :)

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>>75229413
/hoc/ has a way of bullying out the obnoxious fans. The reddithawks tripfags never post here anymore. There is that one sperg but he has a mental illness. The tranpagay fans have pretty much disappeared. The only thing left is to convince that blowjackets faggot to livestream his suicide.

>>75229495
they're fags

>>75229495
this 2bh, rooting for the Flames because I hate Lucic.

>>75229504
>Canadians btfo
>Shitcago btfo

???

>>75229521
bo is a top 3 GOAT meme

>>75229531
>pens won
>ruins won
>cucks won
not that the flims are better tho

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SAN SO-GAY BETTER BE OILING THEIR SPHINCTERS. DEATH COMES FOR THEM TONIGHT.

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>>75229494
They did once

>>75229550
Thats pretty dope desu

Was it in a game or just warmups?

reminder that the ducks are the only non reddit team in the playoffs right now

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Ready for the 21:40 departure to Saint Paul international.

>"Potato, Po-tah-to, both Murray and Fleury are good," Hartnell told the Blue Jackets' website. "(The change) doesn't cause any havoc for us. Everyone on this team has faced Fleury a bunch of times. He's won Stanley Cups.
"He seems to stop the hard ones and maybe let in the easy ones."

Does this basically guerentee 3 straight Fluery shutouts?

>>75229495
My dad follows that philosophy but he's 50+. People in his generation haven't experienced the other Canadian fanbases enough to hate them.

The younger generations most certainly do not cheer for Canadian teams other than their own. At least not the real fans. Whoever you're referring to are filthy casuals.

>>75229573
>california
>not reddit

the only certified non reddit teams are north of chicago

>>75229495
only reddit does this

>>75229546
t. 44 - 19

imagine trading for bishop and iginla and not even making the playoffs

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>>75229635