What is wrong with Seattle?

high on protein, crunchy and hip. i see no problem.

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>Offering a healthy and actually quite delicious alternative to the same-old fast fast food shit you get served everywhere in Burgerland.

Is this considered as some kind of heresy in your country?

what's wrong with that, OP?
don't get me wrong, seattle sports fans do a lot of really retarded cringy stuff, but this seems fine
I don't see why eating a bug is bad but eating fish or cow is fine

>>75226444
something about eating a full insect skin included gives me the feeling it may not be as cleaned as a steak or a fish before they get cooked

>>75226430
get out of here stalker

>>75226408
They still are trying to recapture those 7 brief years of fame they had when Nirvana was the biggest thing ever.

Cricket tacos unironically god tier

Contrarian hipster culture.

>serving a food that won't clog your arteries

i thought it was a criminal offense in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o7E3ioJ9Ek

>>75226408
I actually had these the other day with the garlic fries at Safeco Field

They are unironically really good

I had them in Thailand along with grasshopper.

If you fry the fuck out of them they Are alright, but if you get one that isn't cooked through prepare to vomit.

>>75226408
>Biggest cultural attraction is a wall of used chewing gum
>Openly advertise how friendly towards trans people they are.
>FIGHT AND WIN

We should nuke the site from orbit. Just to make sure.

>>75226408
>wah, they're selling something that isn't fast food garbage!!11!!1

>>75227256
>unironically eating bugs

Zipperhead tier

>>75226408

They wanted to sell something different that other ball parks don't offer to grab headlines. And it worked.

>>75226408
>people in the comments on ESPN arguing that if you won't eat this you're a closed minded redneck

just how pozzed is society

>>75227256
why not just get a salad you hipster faggot?

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>>75227309

>It's an Amerifat feeling the need to defend fast food episode

Kek

>at least its not le fast food garbage XD

Why do you fucking retards continue to post. Just because it isnt greasy as fuck doesnt mean its normal to serve a fucking insect. Kill yourselves

>>75227388
I know your country is muslim now but I didn't know they ate bugs I thought it was more lentils and chick peas kinda thing

>>75227408

What are you trying to teach me about retarded immigration policies, leaf man?

>>75227502
>implying we both aren't fucked

at least I'm not advocating for eating bugs you fucking mongrel

>>75227394
Why isn't it normal to serve insects?

>>75227521

Still better than eating fast food all day.

If they put them in a hot dog bun or a burger roll you wouldn't think it's weird tbqh

>>75227576
No one brought up eating fast food all day expect for you Hans. There are healthy alternatives that don't involve eating fucking bugs

ITT: south American monkeys

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>eating bugs when Safeco sells the GOAT crab sandwich

>>75227408
>>75227373
>>75227352
fucking autistic

Yeah they're selling out, but I can't imagine they had a very large order of them to begin with

>>75227607
>3rd world gutter culture mad I'm insulting people who eat bugs

what a shocker

>>75226476
It literally gets engulfed in flames.

Do you eat mushrooms? You know those are grown in shit, right? Like when you buy them and they have that black stuff on them, that's poo.

>>75227550
More difficult to farm/harvest
>butcher cow
>feed 10 for weeks
>have giant barrel of insects or however the fuck they are even farmed
>all equipment required is meme as fuck and isn't viable for a large scale operation but rather to feed a family of Pinoys for a week while they might sell some in a stand to westerners looking for Instagram pics

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>>75227630

>>75227586

And why shouldn't I eat toasted bugs? Why should I eat octopus or snails then?

>>75227650
Can you give me one reason why you would eat bugs rather than a healthy, conventional alternative, other than "closed minded redneck! why won't you eat 3rd world gutter food!"

>>75227598
>i'll eat something that swims in our fecal matter but grasshoppers are too much

This is what /sp/ actually believes

>>75227680
>Crabs
>swim
???

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>>75227656
>>75227656
No one said don't eat bugs, you're just being laughed at for it. Eat all the fucking bugs you want.

>>75227678
because bugs are sustainable

meat is actually bad for the environment

dont be a closed minded redneck science denier

>>75227187
>Biggest cultural attraction is a wall of used chewing gum
The Space Needle?

>Openly advertise how friendly towards trans people they are.
Oh, shit! That's awful. How dare they be socially libertarian and accepting of weirdoes on the West Coast

>FIGHT AND WIN
Yeah, but that guy is also mentally ill and speaks with a fake English accent.

>>75227649
Cows are a drain of resources and compared to insects, or even other meats.
They require huge amounts of water, feed and space. Most of the crops we farm are destined to be livestock feed.
Insects require far and far less. They also lay eggs by the hunderds and under right circumstances they will all hatch.

>eating healthy is "faggy, hipster shit"
>eating like a fatass and being overweight is "tradition and american patriotism"

i fucking HATE being american

>>75227803
America is only one generation away from no longer being mentally 3rd world. Don't worry my friend.

>>75227799
These aren't reasons to not eat meat unless you're a carbon-neutral weirdo. Of course our first-world lifestyle requires more resources than living like some caveperson who eats bugs and shits in the streets. Why would you want to devolve to that?

>>75226408
I'd try them. They're like 4 bucks for a bowl. What else can you get at a MLB stadium for 4 bucks?

>>75227803
There's plenty of healthy food that aren't fucking bugs. Try actually reading the thread.

>>75227847
>unless you're a carbon-neutral weirdo
Are you a literal science denier lmao? Did you finish high school? Did you vote for Trump?

>>75227803
>fried bugs are healthy
I mean they might be healthier than hormone injected cows that were fed corn until their legs snap but it's not really that healthy.

>>75227870
I have a BSc. Why would you assume I'm a climate change denier just because I don't want to live like I'm amish or Pajeet? Of course I'd want to reap the rewards of living in the first world.

>>75227870
>science denier

lel, what subreddit do you frequent with you meaningless buzzwords

>>75227847
>carbon-neutral weirdo
>caveperson

You can ad hominem all you want, these are not arguments.

If you want it or not, bugs and insects are becoming part of our diet as they are highly efficient as a protein source. They will ofcourse never completly replace meat but they will be part of our diet and there is absolutly nothing wrong with it.

>>75227913

>meaningless buzzwords
>meanwhile on his /pol/ tab
>cuck, shill, BLACKED, shareblue, etc

kys faggot

>>75227925
>our diet

speak for yourself chucklefuck, you can live like someone from the 3rd world all you want. I won't be eating bugs anytime soon.

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>>75227951
You will when the price for a steak is half the money you get from your autism benefits.

>>75227768
look at a map of the world, 3/4ths can't afford meat, they are the ones that should be eating bugs

>>75226429
hip?

>>75227933
you sound angry, maybe this isn't the place for you reddit friend. You should probably be working on those important research articles that i'm sure you'll be publishing in top tier academic research publications. We all know you are fighting the good fight against ignorance and scene denying

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>tfw you will live long enough to have flying cars, cicada burgers and robo maids to suck your dick

>>75228045
>flying cars
never happening too dangerous

>>75228045
>tfw you thought the future would be that but it's turning out to just be 87 different genders and people eating bugs

>>75228039

>using le reddit twice in a row

you need to go back

>>75227991
Yeah m8 because the only sources of protein you can get are big manly man t-bone steak or bugs. Good to know you see the world in such infantile absolutes.

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>>75227803
>Le I eat bugs so i'm healthy

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>>75226408
>American finds eating insects like a fucking animal to be disgusting
>first 10 relies are filthy foreigners defending it

I hope you all realise that the only reason there's a push to make eating insects socially acceptable is because 3rd worlders refuse to stop breeding

>>75228086
real life keks

>>75228054
>(200 years ago)


>100 km/h machines? never happening too dangerous

Isn't it full of left wing NEETs/socialists/commies, trannies, fags and all other types of deviants who should kill themselves?

That's probably why...

>it's a Euros-spin-a-meme-to-make-USA-anons-feel-fat thread
haha

>>75228151
"I-i-i was just pretending I eat bugs."

>>75228178
"fucking uncultured rednecks that don't eat bugs they're probably not even a foodie."

>>75228102
>goverments are going to allow individuals take off like planes in the age of islamic terrorists and female drivers
sure lmao

>>75227678
people in Asia eat bugs you retard, not on South AMerica,

fucking son of a moose

>>75228178
haha that's not what i said x3

>>75228214
>brazil
>ever talking about food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>75228242
nothing EVER, EVER tops Haitian dirt cookies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

>>75228242
fucking kek

>>75226476
You're an idiot

Why are liberals so desperate to ruin the PNW?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4tXDJqwdAc

>>75228086

fatfuck detected

>>75228242
Is this what /ck/ is like?

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>>75226430
bring it in boys germany just set off an explosion of ownage on us

>>75228296
>he thinks the insects are perfectly clean before they get cooked
lmao keep eating those roaches yum yum

>>75228242
>>75228268
kek

>>75228406
SUMMER OF GEORGE

i want to try these next time my workplace gives me free mariners tickets. lime + salt + crunch sounds good, and for $4 you're not going to find much for cheaper

>>75227847
First world countries don't have leafs on their flags

>>75228428
>He thinks chickens are perfectly clean before they get cooked

Same argument dickhead, I bet you still love chicken though hey

>>75233242
>aussie faggot likes eating insects

wow what a shock

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>>75233273
It's really no surprise when you see who they're comparable to

>>75226476

Yes I am sure all the bacteria was perfectly fine inside of that 450 degree oven.

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>>75232569
underrated post right here.

The size of a car battery!

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>>75228268
>dirt cookie
>ingredients: water and dirt
>"pregnant women eat them thinking it's a good source of calcium"
fucking wot

>>75237902
>eating baked on shit

just because you killed the bacteria doesn't mean you cleaned it thoroughly you fucking moron

>>75226408
What is wrong with AMERICA

>>75240253
too many non-whites and beta nu-male hipster whites

People in this thread literally can't imagine an alternative to fatty meat and bugs.

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>>75228268
>dirt cookie: when you eat this, you'll shit bricks

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>>75226408
>bbq brisket
>covered in pancake batter
>rolled in sugar
>then deep fried
>flyovers lap this shit up

>>75226408
wouldnt mind trying this desu

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Americans still don't know the glory of savory pies at halftime. Someone needs to educate them. Could make a fortune too. I'm sure they'd go down a treat

hahahah pathetic next they will serve aids infected monkey brains and it will be a huge hit I'm sure, Seattle is fucking embarrassing

>>75228268

>buying dirt on credit

What the fuck?

i've never been to seattle but i'm picturing it overrun with asians. which would help explain the popularity grasshoppers

>>75227999
>implying they don't

>>75226408
I'd be fine if they removed the heads 2bh. It's similar to lobster, I'll eat that shit up but the head weirds me out.

>it's a novelty snack
>americans still manage to turn the thread into a political/racial flamewar

What exactly is so much more disgusting about insects than shrimps? They're basically the same.

>defending eating bugs
>xhehawks defending their city's Pride
I knew I hated you all for a reason, turns out you're all gay spiders

>>75226430
>>75226429
Health foods are for cucks cuck

>>75244931
Welcome to polchan

>>75226408
Lardo, flyover statefag detected

>>75247502
What part of Los Angeles or New York are you from?

>seattle cletus desperately wants to be nonflyover

too bad so sad ez pz no re

we need to start death camps for hipsters

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>tfw I eat greasy ass pizza when I go to da ball game and I'm not a landwhale

>>75226429
And they also taste delicious

Are the Americans and Canadians in this thread involved in a mass shitposting campaign?

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>>75227598
>Seattle
>GOAT crabs

sorry m8, Baltimore is the seafood capitol of America. Also all you filthy yuros shut up about fast food you falafal eating fucks

>i rate seattle

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>>75228086

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>>75226408
listen let me explain the appeal to you.
are you going to the ball game yourself?
no. youre bringing either kids, a girl, or bros.
>kids
ewww crickets on the menu? can we get em? lets try em! then its a funny thing about eating crickets that makes an event out of it for them besides following stats they dont care about
>girl
same thing as the kids but kind of one up man ship first date shit. not gonna be getting them casually for your wife as a snack.
>bros
throw some hot sauce on anything and it tastes good

its a fun novelty thing. I mean I've eaten a fair share of mountain oysters in my day. why? bar food. novelty. to make other people chicken out.

this was a cool idea and whoever pushed for it should be rewarded and encouraged.
>but they will never know the glory and a halo dog
halo dog>dodger dog

>>75233273
>mUHH INSECTS
grow up

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>>75250354
>>75233273

There is nothing wrong with eating snails, grasshoppers or scorpions.

>>75249886
But I wouldn't be able to enjoy my meal with the overwhelming smell of nigger everywhere.