Cristiano Ronaldo fakes the size of his package

>>75224340
>implying any woman besides his mother has ever seen Ronaldo's dick

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>clickbait website
>random literally who skank
>interview from some reality show

I've never even seen a bulge from him. Literally check once a game for each player.

>>75225628

it's swaddled in the surrounding roid muscles.

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>literally stat padding with his own penis

He's a soccer player, what do you expect?

>>75224340
Literally every male model does this. I remember when Freddie Ljungberg was a Calvin Klein model he told papers standard procedure was to put a sock in the underwear before a shoot.

>>75225969

one finnish singer used a toilet paper roll

>>75225647
I don't know how you got a computer but you've been on form today

>>75225969
Beckham did the same

I think it's actually so you can't see the actual outline of their dick and balls

>>75224340
These guys fuck

>>75224340
not clicking that shit, sage

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She's right, deal with it

>>75226358
Each other

>>75226536
h-he's a g-grower

Completely disregarding the fact that this girl is some literally who instawhore spouting shit so she can get her 15 minutes of fame, I see no reason to not believe this. I mean, he made that statue of himself have a massive bulge and his everyday actions show that he might be one of the most insecure people in the world. What this slut says is totally believable.

>>75224341
My gf is a fag hag and her gay best friend changes with his "girlfriends" all the time. They've all seen his dick

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>>75224340

>>75226596

this

if anyone on that field is faking a bulge it's him

>>75226615
You know fag hags get drunk and have sex with their gay friends all the time, right? Homos get more pussy than straight men, that's a fact

t. someone who used to hang out with a lot of theatre people (fags and fag hags)

>>75226646
He's like 5'8" why would a gay have sex with a woman,?

>>75226615
.......lad

>caring about the size of another man's dick
This semen slurping board isnt for me

>>75226690
t. Tiny Dick McGee

>>75226536
that's embarrassing

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>>75226694

>>75226669
All a fag needs is an ass and doggystyle.

Your gf cucked you in her ass with a fag

Let that sink in

>>75226690
this. when did this board get so fucking gay!

>>75226536
LITTLE

>>75226536

that's just the balls guy.... the dick is not being shown

>>75228600
you should be able to see part of his knob, looks like pisses on his bollocks

>>75228600
>it's big guys, he just forgot it at home

>>75226536
He will still fuck more women in a week than you will in a lifetime punk.

>>75226536
Like seriously, how can people even defend this?

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>>75226536
T I N Y S H L O N G

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>>75224340
LIES

>soccer season in full gear
>Yuros are discussing and deeply analyzing some player's dick size

Truly a sport for faggots

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>>75231058
It's pointing upwards

It's probably five or six inches, i.e. normal

>>75226536
Why are you so fucking gay?

>>75232059
is he aroused?

This semen slurping sport isn't for me

he fucked that girl with a small dick! omg poor guy. faggots..

>>75232059
looks tiny