/afl/ round 4

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>Lindsay Thomas

making a thread as soon as the game finishes is absolutely retarded

the old one wouldn't have died until late tonight

Daily reminder that RC is spot on about the Bulldogs and the blatant umpire favouritism

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>tfw I have to repost this every week

>>75223571
Darcy is too pure for this autistic shit.

>>75223580
darcy is a twink faggot

>>75223577
A good close game with the hyper popular reigning premiers fighting back to win in the end is pretty much best case scenario for the AFL today, I still doubt it's an actual conspiracy though.

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North would have won that game (and the Geelong one) if they kept Boomer.

really nice community you lads got going on over here :)

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>>75223578

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who /dabloos/ here?

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>remonstrate

>>75223585
Or if they dropped Thomas

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who /xtreme/ adrenaline junkie here?

#WWJD #lovelife #liveit #freedom #keto

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who /undefeated/ here

>>75223604
>norf can't even coordinate which screen to point to

>>75223577
trip on faggot.

>>75223586
poomunity*

>>75223614
das racis

>>75223604
>checking 2 sets of repeating digits

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>>75223622
Nor could they point to your dubs.

>>75223626
>LE YOU ARE LE RC XDXD
Kill yourself Memedogs sycophant.

>>75223641
trip on faggot.

>>75223585
Wrong, we were losing close games perfectly fine with boomer in the squad.

>>75223577
>>75223641
trip on so I can tell you to stop shitposting fake RC

>>75223650
>we
which position did you play in?

>>75223670
Coaches box

>>75223675
>Can accommodate lots of men inside you
Checks out.

>>75223678
women are allowed to be coaches too anon

>>75223703
>allowing women to enter you
Pegging is gayer that gay sex just ask fake RC

>>75223715
No it's not. It's hot as fuck and perfectly straight.

>Not having a futa fetish
What a gaylord.

What's for dinner, lads? I'm having a fresh piece of salmon with veges.

>>75223723
it's as straight as Lindsay's kicking

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Based

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does anyone know if mcdonalds still give away these sherrins?

>>75223744
>Two teams coming off a successful era
>And... Norf

>>75223731
K A T S U
A
T
S
U

>>75223758
two prelim losses is successful by norf standards

>>75223744
I'm kinda worried about the Hawthorn vs Geelong game.

Geelong are 3-0 but have been playing only 15 minutes each week.
Hawthorn are 0-3 and looking like complete shit, but they've been copping a hiding all week.

I just want to shitpost about Hawthorn some more.

>>75223753
I'd eat anything between those buns.

>>75223731

Two 12" /straffpills/

http://www.laromanapizzabarbrooklynpark.com.au/

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>>75223776
>Eating out a prostitute
>Eating out a street working prostitute

>>75223782
I'm sure she's a nice lady.

>>75223764
You get to meme either way.

>Geelong getting BTFO by a winless team
or
>HAWTH0-4N

What's that? Bulldogs got umpballed over the line again? Oh I am so surprised...

>>75223764

Hawthorn will be fueled by burning autistic rage after last week, I've tipped them, but would be happy to see them join the 0-4 club too. Peelong aren't a top3 side.

>>75223926
stop shitposting fake RC

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>Conspiracy Check

>>75223731

conformist piece of shit

>>75223989
If you opened your eyes you would realise it's not a conspiracy at all. Then again, can't expect too much insight from a drone posting the same picture every day.

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Who /changes clubs yearly/ here?

>>75224004
stop shitposting fake RC

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>>75223926
>>75224004
This conspiracy shit is worse than your original narrative. Sad.

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>I've turned the corner and i see the errors of my godless existence. Christ is the true path.

>What's a good handle for my Twitter account where I espouse gambling? I know! "Realtipgod".

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>75224028
kek

>>75224028
Not surprising really, the dumb cunt couldn't stick to a story if he tried.

>>75224028
what's the problem, dickhead?

Imagine being so bereft of a life that you STEAL the gimmick of a hated trip who killed himself, concoct some loony narrative that you are a success and then BTFO of it yourself with your chronic ineptitude. Unreal.

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>>75224053
simple reply from a simple mind

>>75224053
I want fake RC to leave.

>>75224028
Heresy 2bh, fake faggot deserves nothing less than the rope.

>>75224071
+1

>>75224053
stop shitposting fake RC

I'm a bit out of the loop on the trip meta. Who was the guy that posted about bicycles and riding to prostitutes last season?

>>75224081
>le wope xD xD

But seriously mate, I know I said something to you that must have cut deep. Just let me know what it was and I'll apologise.

Getting sick of these blacks everywhere, these skinny, tiny-headed fucks. Why the fuck were those cunts let in

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>>75224099
That was just an anon, we called him Bikecunt.
>muh soylent
>playing card exhaust

>>75224108
stop shitposting and go to bed fake RC

I AM TIRED OF THESE FUCKING AUSPOST POSTAL WORKERS STEALING MY METH

FUCK OFF

>Fake RC baited into another pathetic sperg out
It's too easy at this points lads.

>>75224129
Yes..I vaguely recall you now. I remember one day when I was having a peace pipe in the Indonesian Mollucas. You wrote a very strange post in caps somewhere along the lines of "MY LIFE MIGHT BE SHIT BUT I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOU". That's when the Josh Bruce posting started. But what was it that I said? What was it that got under your skin so badly?

>All of these limp wristed attempts by fake RC to shake based /afl/
You're a few tricks short of being a one trick pony. Pack it up and try again next year.

@75224155
*yawn*

>still pretending to be me
dégoûtant

>>75224161
Sorry mate but "leejun" does not define /afl/, in fact most of you are just the recruits I picked up from /b/ way back in 2014. Sad, but true.

>>75224155
>vaguely recalls someone
>recites a post and their capitalization perfectly
Falling apart even further post by post.

saints

Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans

>>75224183
>recites a post and their capitalization perfectly

I knew it was you. Congratulations, you just played yourself.

>>75224191
>Reality "Coon Crusher" Check !

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>>75224099

Bikecunt from Perth.

Likes:
Prossies
Cycling
Bicycle maintenance
Soylent

Dislikes:
Employment
Three-Corner Jacks
Solid Food
Prevailing headwinds

*dabs

!hkhb/w9wcc likes Belinda Carlisle

>>75223926
>>75224004
>>75224053
>>75224108
>>75224155
>>75224179
>>75224201
Look friend, you've had your fun but I think it's time to give up this charade of impersonating me. I don't know what I've done to draw such attention and a desire to replicate me but feel free to let me know and we can work it out.

>>75224122
>>75224218
Thanks.
One more. Who is this Staffo fellow? The digging up of his family pictures last week seemed a bit extreme.

Based Reality "Deadly" Check

@75224201
*yawn*

>>75224129
>>75224183
He thinks you're me lmao

Note how he goes straight to the memory of when I started bullying him with smug Josh Bruce when I don't even remember when I started. Absolutely SEETHING

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>>75224258
Actual retard who gets fatter and fatter, panders to SJW's and insta/twitter whores while seething that no woman will touch him (even his mother is trying to get away from him in the suit picture). His existence is God's failure.

>>75224258
Straffchrist is the quintessential au/sp/ meme

>>75224264
I just have a good memory, it's partly why I have money and you don't.

And I'm willing to bet that the whole reason your """bullying"""" started was because I mocked you for being put in "the friend zone". It was, wasn't it ;)

>>75224264
Yeah he's completely lost the plot, great to watch. He must be having a full blown mental breakdown like a Vietnam vet seeing charlie everywhere kek. You can tell the Josh Bruce stuff has got to him deep when it's the first thing he goes to.

Keep up the great work lad.

@75224293
>I just have a good memory
>Can't even remember the details of his own deluded narrative
My fucking sides.

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>>75224258

Straffo is the Buddha incarnate & BigFooty is his bodhi tree. Basically he's a morbidly obese call-centre manager who embodies all that is wrong with Melbourne, but without the hipster facial hair or fashion sense. He's completely devoid of self analysis, lives with his parents, doesn't seem to have a social life, and Warnie banged his waifu.

"I just have a good memory" he says.
>Can't even remember China's extradition laws. Pathetic.

>>75224298
It's not the posting that gets to me, it's all the dregs that jump on and think it's clever.(probably because I have also bullied them into vehemently hating me).

I guarantee if you ever met Josh Bruce poster at his mate's "true blue ozzie bbq", you would find him an extremely unpleasant and boring person.

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>I have a great memory
>I now have to guess why someone is destroying my sanity when I know exactly when it started

@75224333
>this projection
Borderline Personality Disorder in full effect. Don't ever (You) me again my man.

>he STILL hasn't filtered the tripfag

>>75224350
and then we have simpsons poster. Hasn't contributed anything meaningful to /afl/ in his 3 years in the general - other than greentexting a team's name when they're getting beaten.

>can't keep his own story together but so poobsessed that he remembers times that normal people had fun with friends

This is a new level, holy fuck

>>75224392
It's a beautiful thing really, to destroy a man's soul

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>>75224377
bullying fake RC is a time honored past time.

>>75224392
Oh yes it looked like such fun. Him and some other guy with a crap BBQ cooking the shithouse out of some meat. Great social life.

>>75224408
Like some girl destroyed yours back in 2014?

>tilting at windmills so hard that you start accusing people of being other people

Should have guessed this would happen, considering his tipping record

>Like some girl destroyed yours back in 2014?

Paging Dr. Projector Virgin to the thread, I've got a patient for you.

>>75224452
When I speak to leejun, I basically am speaking to the same person. Same experiences, same boring and unfulfilling lives leads to leejun.

>>75224364
You know I was right.

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>quotes Cervantes

>not one of the hundreds of relevant Machiavelli truisms

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>>75224441

>tipping record is so shit he deflects straight away to pretend like he's always right

L M A O
M
A
O

>y-YUH PROJECTING

Cry harder.

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>Local disabled man unable to pick his own nose let alone a winner

Fake RC is boring as fuck lads.

>>75224532
Except I'm 2/2 this week and have tipped 21 so far for the year?

How many tips you have right mate?

>>75224545
this

>>75224258
No one is actually going to do anything with the deets because, contrary to the popular perception of 4chan, most of >us arnt the devils incarnate.

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So who's the real rc

>>75224532
>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

PAR
FOR
THE
COURSE

>Tipped the opponents of two 0-3 teams
Groundbreaking stuff here lads.

>>75224574
FUCKING LOL

>>75224578
Answer the question.

The absolute state of this fake RealityCunt.

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>>75224574
10/10 poem will repost

>>75224392
>holy fuck
stop

>>75224670
Australia is a secular country

>>75224670

it's a perfectly fleek word. yaasss Queen

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Why is there no tackle breaks in afl

gonna head over to bp to get me some starter fluid

you lads want anything?

>>75224556
>number of games minus number of times I've gotten tips wrong because I posted them on /sp/ = number of correct tips
Stop shitposting, fake RC. End your pathetic "life"

>>75224757
Pack of darts and an Ice Break cheers.

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if dub s I post a raw spring break photo

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>I-I'm going to b-bed guys. B-BTFO

>>75224839
Hope you never wake up you useless piece of shit.

RC claim: 21/29 tips
Reality Cunt's incorrect tips this season:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75074049/#75077742
>West Coast wrong, "Bitchdogs" wrong, Port Adelaide wrong, Essendon wrong
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74980474/#74981761
>Carlton wrong
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74968574/#74980642
>St. Kilda wrong
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74936307/#74942283
>Collingwood wrong
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74863364/#74868509
>St. Kilda wrong, Sydney wrong, Gold Coast wrong
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74850479/#74850479
>Collingwood wrong
Actual RC total: 18/29
Bitchality Cuck is "literally" lying about his tipping score to a bunch of autistic NEETcunts on the Internet.
kek
KEK
K E K

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>>75224944
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING ABORTED

>>75224944

It was just a test, have some faith.

>>75223731
Bacon Deluxe Hunger Tamer's Box ftw

>>75224571
She would break your dick if you even looked in the general direction of another woman

>>75224571
I want her to crush my head between her thighs.

The Good Friday Appeal total will "literally" be $17,728,917.44

>>75224944
Absolutely ELITE post lad.

>>75224571
84 (k)an(g)aroos

>>75224944
10 out of fucking 10.
Can't wait until he "wakes up" to see he's been BTFO

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>The post with fake RC's twatter handle was deleted
I think he copped another ban like last week KEK.

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>>75226007

he's lurking, always here seething.

>tfw can't even afford $15 to buy a thousand followers

>>75224757
chicken katsu and a 375ml Pepsi thanks mate

Based Reality God destroying leejun left and right
>inb4 trip on

>>75231283
Based RC putting leejun in their place

>I was objectively wrong
>Here is a bullshit excuse that makes me get everything right by default

Pathetic

morn lads

>>75225960

10 bucks of that is from me

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I have a bad feeling about this

>>75224899

I was watching the Charlie Chaplin movie yesterday and she is like 16 as hot as all fuck

>>75234993
>freo away
You'll be fine.

Fuck I hate Alir. Good to see and hear the crowd, Crippa and Lecca putting that good for nothing nigger in his place.

>>75224258
I'll give you a quick rundown of the Straffpill
>GAJ bows to Straffo
>In contact with Dennis Cometti
>Possesses psychic-like abilities
>Controls Melbourne with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Straffengrad will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of Multimedia companies in Melbourne
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Straff babies
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & bigfooty
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of sophistication and unprecedented cultural progress with them
>Owns Kodak stores around the world
>Straffo likely has photographs of you right now
>Straffo is in regular communication with James Hird, forwarding the word of Stephen Dank to Essendon. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Gil McLaughlin & ASADA (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the ASADA leader’s first trip to Windy Hill in history literally a few days later to the Essendon drug-den in Moonee Valley?
>He learned fluent Java in under a week
>Twitter users entrust their witty and insightful commentary to Straffo. There’s no witty and insightful commentary at @realtipgod, only @Straffo.
>Straffo is about 27 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's always on point.

had a few cans of Fosters yesterday lads

is the "Australians don't drink Fosters" thing just a meme? It wasn't bad. Infact it's a nice crisp, clean production beer.

honestly thinking of welcoming the "blue can" into my own repertoire tbqh

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>>75235116
>drinking fosters

who /Culture Kings/ here?

>>75235263
PLEASE

Do you R E M E M B E R the P R E M I E R S H I P season of 2 0 0 8 ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvnkAtWcKYg

>>75235286
Shut the fuck up I'm not even American I just am here for university

Why do Australians post all this cringy "lol it's an American flag so I'm going to pretend to pander to them! xD do I fit in yet? Let me post a Straffo tweet xD I'm such a classic /afl/ poster haha!" bullshit?

Do you R E M E M B E R the P R E M I E R S H I P season of 2 0 0 6 ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySjXFjLTagQ

who /iggs/ here?

>>75235376
I'm so sorry Mr Big Strong American, please don't hurt me.

>>75235100
dat casual racism

Do you R E M E M B E R the P R E M I E R S H I P season of 2 0 1 0 ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ

You now remember Ty Zantuck

>>75236273
Reeeeeeeeeee

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rate my fit

Reminder that Bitchmond will shit the bed tomorrow.

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>>75236834
t. that same faggot that called west coast -17.5 the bet of the round last week

Stay furious

/freo/ /port/ /essendon/ multi was worth 75 bucks during the week

who got onboard

>>75235621
>casual
I'll have you know I'm a full time racist.

>>75236938
It's only worth $66 on CrownBet now. Literally free money.

>>75236938
Just got a fiver on, fuck me if it actually wins

>tfw betting on Norf/Norf/Norf/Opposition in the quarter by quarter leader is paying my rent

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>>75237080

>>75236757

its pretty amazing how many amazing footballers that mob has produced

>>75235116

never seen it in dan murphy's desu.

*bombs a terrorist bunker*

*fights a war for Israel*

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lads

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>fremantle game on a 3hr delay in WA

>>75237996
>not have jewtel
poor fag fuck OFF

Last week against the Dogs was a one-off. Dees by 32

>>75236938
>>75236984
>>75237058

Idiocy

Stream?

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>>75238138
>taking shitposts seriously

>>75238160
http://www.vipleague.co/aussie-rules/453465/1/melbourne-demons-vs-fremantle-dockers-live-stream-online.html

Thoughts on the new Kendrick lads?

got a cheeky fiver on freo lads wyt (what you think?)

>>75238229
Say goodbye to it

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>1.4
>it's happening again

>>75238195

>pretending to be retarded

>BREAKING NEWS: Accommodation at Mt Buller has suddenly seen a mass increase

>>75238372

>implying he's "pretending"

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>>75238229
You could have bought two iced coffees with that.

BASEDbourne at 2.4

>>75238396

ice coffee is garbage and pleb tier

>melbin

I regret buying a ticket, lads

>2.5

Fucking hell Watts how do you miss that

oh my

That fiver's going to turn into $300 at this rate

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http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/shocking-response-to-racist-note-left-at-milk-bar-in-melton-melbourne/news-story/2eccc5b58678a79b6358342f41cf7b72

Based Asains doing white mans work for him again.

What commentators are /ourguys/? I nom BT and Richo for starters

wonder if that autistic duo of melb and freo supporters will come back from last week?

Is Oliver elite?

>>75238489
>freo supporters

The 2015 season was the best when west coast lost the grand final

>west aussies constantly spam threads with "cucktorian" all season
>grand final time
>west choke go down to hawks
>butthurt west aussies

My sides

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>>75238548

>>75238486

Hey Saint cockhead can you do us all a favour and fuck off and never post again?

>my first time at the MCG is this shit

JUST

>>75238572
GOOD post

>>75238617

Trip on Saint kencucky

Imagine a competition in which the GF was played at Subiaco Oval every year regardless of the teams involved

It would be completely fair, right?

>>75238580
>my first time at the MCG is this shit

Why is it shit lad?

>>75238635

Subiaco only has a capacity of 43,000 dumbass, does WA have a 100,000 capacity stadium?

>interstaters complaining about the MCG Grand Final AFTER 2007
KEK

>>75238635

should have stuck with your own state competition then cunt instead of refugeeing yourselves into ours

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>>75238635
>WAutist fury rearing its head again

Lets be honest its not like a WA team will make the GF any time soon

>>75238572
kek, why so angry?

>>75238668
Terrific post lad

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>>75238572
>not just filtering all tripfags

>2.6

Kent? More like CUNT, am I right?

>>75238659
Why does capacity matter? Because of the atmosphere? If the atmosphere matters so much, let's stop home and away games from being played at the 'G since the atmosphere is always so shit when minnow Melbourne clubs play there and the stadium is only 1/4 filled.

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What went wrong?

I don't get how Cousins could go from being at the top of his game to a drug addict

>>75238659
>Why is it shit lad?

It's a 'melbin cant kick' episode

>>75238757
There is nothing wrong with being a drug addict. I don't understand the stigma behind meth. Meth literally makes you both mentally and physically superior to other people.

>>75238752
>If the atmosphere matters so much, let's stop home and away games from being played at the 'G since the atmosphere is always so shit when minnow Melbourne clubs play there and the stadium is only 1/

Its the GF you dumb fuck, its going to be filled to capacity every single time.

That point isn't relevant .

So Subiaco has 53,000 less seats and you expect it to hold a GF there

>>75238780
Please inform me as to why the attendance is of more importance than the fairness of the game

>>75238763
wtf i love Melbourne now

>>75238548
That was when cuck posting was at an all time high. I reckon Iggs going out in straight sets last year and PerthChink86's complete an utter mental breakdown was better for entertainment IMO.

>>75238757
He went from being king of the town, a basic demi-god to "He used to play footy". It fucks with their heads when the money dries up and they have to come back to reality. Chad "Flat Line" Fletcher stacks shelves for a living now.

>>75238813

How is it "fairness"?

Isn't it unfair to the fans to hold it in a stadium that can't house the maximum number?

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>>75238813
>muh equality

>>75238832

Yeah seeing West aussies go from arrogant shitposters to being mad as fuck to silent was hilarious.

You remember bike cunt?

>>75238864
Not sure whats in the water in WA

>>75238813
People want to watch the biggest game of the year played at the biggest stadium in Australia. It's a big-time event in front of a big-time crowd. It's also tradition. Wouldn't be the grand final if it wasn't at the MCG.

Clayton Oliver is literally and objectively a better player than Nat Fyfe

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>>75238864
Of course lad. I posted this gem. Wish I still had the screeshot I took of the brothel behind the bike shop in Perth kek.

>>75238907
Doesn't matter what people want. Equality of the competition takes precedence over everything else.

>>75231637

called it, >>75225040

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>>75238950

>>75238944

I go to the archive to see the full thread, still laugh my ass off every time

Just google 4chan /sp/ archive

>>75238950
make it a best of 7 event like nba

hahahaha

>>75238950
AFL wouldn't want the GF in a city that isn't tolerant of other races and cultures like Melbourne. Imagine the outcry if some racist shit happened at a grand final, and that would almost certainly happen in WA or SA.

Learn to live with people from other cultures if you want big events, you bogans.

kek 100m penalty

>>75239023
>Behind

>>75238997
Based WA and SA.

>having the most prestigious game of the year held in "cities" like adelaide and perth
absolute laughing stock

>>75239084
Might as well hold it in Darwin

>>75239111
Should hold it at Tassie, to be honest. York Park has the best playing surface.

>>75239111
I agree. We need to be more inclusive of the true first Australians.

Ok, let's say that Perth Stadium can actually hold 100k people. Would you be okay with the grand final being held there every single year?

>rest of australia can't make up their own sport so they bandwagon onto the big, strong, muscular Victorian sport

>>75239157
nope

mcg is the home of the gf

how can't you cunts understand that, it'd be like having wimbledon in scotland

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>>75239215
>most successful club in a 'Victorian' sport is in south australia
embarrassing

>>75239262
if you count just afl era, it'd be hawks followed by geelong/brisbane/sydney then adelaide off the top of my head

>>75239232
So basically you want to keep it at the 'G due to superficial reasons / muh tradition

>>75239232

and when it's inevitably demolished for being the disfiguring eyesore that it is? Then what? Cancel the AFL? I mean your whole argument is based off how well you can regurgitate channel 7 talking points.

>>75239262
>poort

>>75239290
because thats where the grand final is held yes

>>75239262
Bush league competitions don't count.

The premier league for footy was always the VFL and then the AFL. The best players from the lower leagues always wound up in the VFL/AFL because that's where the best competition, money and exposure was.

>>75239290
There's literally nothing wrong with being traditional.

>>75239297
i dont watch tv so i dunno what points your on about tbqh

>>75239297
Nah, we'll just hold it at Docklands then.

Melbourne has team in the NRL, you don't see us asking for the GF to be moved from Sydney

>>75238757
>be an ice addict
>still comfortably more attractive than 95% of the general population

>Falling for the GF in WA.abroad bait sperg
Embarrassing desu

>>75239262
>37
POOthetic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfields_Football_League
Mines Rovers have won 40

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>>75239352

I think you mean Etihad™ Stadium, which I doubt the AFL will be too keen on unless they become (((Officially))) involved.

>>75239333

It's eventually it's going to have to move sooner or later because the place is 60 years old and it looks it. Fact. My point is you feel the way you do because of your acceptance of the opinions of others without questioning them, whether that's from TV or some other MCC propaganda machine is moot.

>i dont watch tv

tip harder faggot

>>75239516
>i dont watch tv
>tip harder faggot
everythings on the internet brah

A best of 7 series to determine the premier would be the way to go. Play a game in every state and the NT.

>MELBIN

HAHAHHAHA AHAHHAHAA FUCKING LAUGHABLE

>when you try your best

Melbourne supporter here
Is there snow on Mt Buller yet

I came out as gay yesterday to my family.

Most of them didn't like it.

>>75239888
You should have started with foreplay.

>melbshit

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>more scoring shots
>losing
typical melbourne

>heave
>ho

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now whatever you do, don't let them kick 5 in a row

I need the Melbourne sad Pepe desu

>>75239888

my mum thought I was gay because I didn't seem to have an interest in women, I'm actually straight

>>75239888
Newsflash, most people don't. Don't be gay.

>>75239974
This tbqh

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>>75239974
>>75240003
Best I can do lads.

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>>75239974
Best I could do.

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>tfw

I'm not too worried yet,dees can turn this around

NEALE
E
A
L
E

Haha, just need Port and Essendone to pull off upsets now

>>75240079
Lad, they cant even breakthrough this quarter

did the demons hear a siren or something?

>leading by 21 points at halftime
>losing by 22 points and the third quarter's not even over
what the fuck
why
fuck everything

Why did I even bother turning up for this match

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WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Jesus, imagine being a Melbourne fan. All the false dawns and disappointments.

Anyone else at the game?

>>75240155
not the demons

Fuck, I love the Demons.

>1. Richmond
>2. Adelaide
>4. West coast
Really enjoying this narrative lads

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SEND HELP

>7.4 for the quarter
>0.3 for the quarter
Damn.

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>coach is goodwin
>GOOD
>WIN

more like
>BAD
>LOSS

lads i am """"""""literally"""""""" gonna kill myself

Imagine for cheering on a team dubbed the dem-ns on this sacred weekend, let alone ever. They were fated to lose and get exposed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJrPzAUzAs

>>75240082
E L I T E
L
I
T
E

ELITEMONS

>doubting the dees
>ever

>>75240246
Christianity is a false religion