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5 (five)

shit thread

How's my ass taste Leaf FAGGOTS

>rags

>Canadian teams

>>75221423

>rags

>>75221383
Cute kiwi

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Is this lineup better than anything the US could offer?

>>75221624
Sub ban would turn it over constantly

Also too many righties wtf

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why dont team score more?

>>75221624
>Emery
invalidates it all

>>75221624
>emray

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>>75221683
>>75221690
Hmm

>>75221710
That's better

>>75221710
there you go

>>75221624
>350 penelty minutes this season
Dindu nuffin

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/ourguy/?

>>75221710
>buff over Jones
Wby.jpg

Calgary is completely unhinged

>>75221795
>bust
yupp

>>75221710
Isn't Iginla Mexican?

>>75221819

No, he just played for Team Mexico this season

>>75221624
Not a single white man

>>75221859
perceptive

Flames chimping out

>going to lose
>start tackling the other team
Really hope >we don't suffer any more injuries against these dirtbag shitters

>flims getting absolutely KEKED BY KESLER
HOLY FUCK LMAO

what's dirtier?
>kangz """""""""""""fans"""""""""""
>the call gary flans
>kesler

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>HAVE 5 TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS
>INVENTED THE SPORT
>HAVE IT ON YOUR MONOPOLY TIER PLASTIC MONEY
>NOT ONE SINGLE WIN.

HOW CAN ONE COUNTRY BE SO SHIT AT THEIR OWN GAME?!?!

>Canadian teams 0-6 in playoffs thus far
>No cups since 1993
>Their own sport

What went wrong for Canadian hockey?

>0(ZERO)-5(FIVE)

>blackcocks

I'll take it, my cucks are off to a good start

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>>75222018
delet this

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>>75222022
Not even mad, I don't want any Canadian teams winning the cup before my Jests do

>>75222018
DELET

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FUCK CALGANIGGERS
YOU CAN'T WIN HERE

>>75222036
I'm fine with that your fans are pretty chill
t. Bruinigger

>>75222018
>What went wrong for Canadian hockey?

Taxes, low dollar, weather

Thankfully Leafs and Oilers have McDavidoo, Illegal Alien Mom guy and Mitchy Marndog

>laffs
>shorks
>rags

>>75222036
The Winnipeg Coyotes will win a cup before them.

Calgay played fucking horrific, only their goalie kept them from losing by 8 goals

>having to sit on the puck to win

I'm not even a Flames fan but that's just pathetic desu. Kesler should be forced to attend some mandatory hockey etiquette classes.

>>75222012
They took the hockey players off the 5 when we switched to those stupid plastic bills.

>>75222018
>literally 705 days since the last time a canadian team won a playoff game

I hate Kesler so god damn much.

Kessboss holds it down . Flomes BTFO

>>75222063
How many days since a Swedish team won an NHL playoff game?

>being this assmad about Kesler sitting on the puck for a few seconds
Should be more assmad about Calgary not being able to score when they had two players more on the ice for a couple of minutes tbf

Lads I'm a hokkei casual (see flag) and I can't use google, could someone quickly tell me the last time a Canadian team won the league? It has to be fairly recent, right? They ARE the best hockey nation on Earth, after all.

>>75222068
>>75222056
all this hatred from calganiggers is like fine wine
>cry more losers

>>75222068
Why Cantpuck? you almost got a cup with him.

>>75222083
1993.

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>>75222079
We don't have an NHL team silly!

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>>75222082
BASED SWEDES BEING BASED

>>75222056
I'm impressed he knew that wouldn't be a big deal tbqh, some of those late-game delay of game penalties can go to penalty shots instead.

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Is there a greater upset than this?

>>75222045
>I'm fine with that your fans are pretty chill

The only reason you're able to say that is because they barely have any fans.

>>75222098
Thank you :)

>>75222093
serious replies only

>>75222095
I'll take our country having teams in the best league in the world over having to watch something as putrid as the "Swedish Elite League" or whatever the fuck you pinkos are calling it now.

>>75222104
Good post

Calgary acts like they weren't fucking abysmal the entire game, they lost to literally one man, Getzlaf literally embarrassed them like they were a peewee team.

can someone explain to me why canadian teams do bad in the playoffs

>>75222085
he demanded to be traded and used his NTC to force the cantpucks to trade him to the cucks for nothing.

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Why do Mexican people cheer for an American team comprised of Canadian players

>>75222084
>calganigger
Try again
>>75222085
This nigger gets it.
I have no respect for a guy that wants to be traded to a championship team, instead of making one himself though.

>>75222115
1993 is the most serious reply in the history of replies

>>75221624
Buff is american tho...

>call gary chimpin out
wew, is there a goonier team in the league?

>>75222134
You're allowed to hate him tbf

>>75222134
Kesler actually has a brain

Meanwhile those 3 Swedish pussies Sedin, Sedin, Edler are content to languish in mediocrity. No heart

>>75222137
all i see are americans there fuggin leaf

>>75222137
Kongs are the spic team

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sweden explain

>>75222150
>acts like a spoiled child
>has a brain

>>75222137
Anaheim is mostly a rich white area

Orange County's amount of wealth is greater than any equivalent sized areas in Canada

>>75222171
>not wanting to drink a sandwich from a bottle

>>75222177
>that wanted GIORDONA sign
>TOPKEK

>>75222137

>I've never been to Orange County: the post

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>Flames

Thanks, Ducks.

>>75222104
>wants to get puck
>instead of shoving a stick between kessler's leg he pushes him on the puck
Why is he so dumb?

>>75222177
>33.3% hispanic

Is this considered low in California?

>>75222187
Orange County is one of those areas in the US where they've essentially achieved segregation and completely limited non-whites from living there.

Kesler knows how to troll lol

>>75222150
Rather be a big fish in a small pond. Than a small fish in a big pond.

Difference is canucks have young talent and good draft pick garunteed. If the Sedin's stick it out they can be on a championship team oneday, and play a an integral part heroes to the fans.

Kesler is determined to be a cog in a machine that wins a few presidents trophies but doesn't have what it takes to win the cup and is only getting older.
In front a bunch of beaners who thought they got rams tickets and tourists who needed something to do while it rained in Disneyland

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If get Oilers win the Stan Lee

>>75222215
>If the Sedin's stick it out they can be on a championship team oneday

dude no, by the time the Canucks are done rebuilding they'll have retired

>>75222205
>cut it in half for all the retards who claim to be hispanic for the benefits.
>segregate them all to the outer limits of anaheim
it's white m80

>>75222200
This guy looks like a tranny

>>75222205
>33.3% hispanic

>Is this considered low in California?

CA is called "north mexico" for a reason

also:
>flims
>laffs
>reddithawks

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>>75222220

*cough*
bruins

>>75222226
In 10 years, it'll be Hapa town.

>>75222222
who got it?

>>75222215
You're an insufferable retard
>young talent
LOL

Hongcouver isn't going anywhere for a decade or longer and Kesler doesn't have that kind of time

>>75222180
jej I like the way you think

>>75222215
The Ducks have young talent too, what are you talking about? Of their good d-men, the oldest is 25 (Fowler), arguably the best one is 23 (Lindholm). They also have some good young Fs in Silfverberg, Rakell, Ritchie.

Canucks rebuild is going to take a long time, they still don't have any premier talent. Their best U25 player is still Bo Horvat. He's good but he's not taking anyone to the promise land on his own.

>>75222215
You're kidding right? The fucking Coyotes have a better young squad than the Canucks

>>75222242
hapa?
>>75222222

>>75222213
Kesler is a fucking faggot and no I'm not a flomscunt

Is there a team in a worse position than the Vancouver canucks?

>>75222215
friendly reminder that during their hour long press conference on monday lindenning literally NEVER used the word "rebuild" to describe this franchise. when asked what needed to be improved benning answered ' we need to improve our forwards and stuff...'
its going to be 5+ years before they are even a ploff team, and this has the very likely possibility of turning into a edmonton/toronto disaster. dont delude yourself.

>>75222278
you a butthurt nucks fucker insstead?

>>75222282
Avs and Shorks. Shorks seriously have this year left and they're done.

>>75222269
Canucks fans who are already thinking their rebuild will lead to a championship team should realize that the same thing was being said about the Coyotes not too long ago.

So many people were jerking it to their prospect pool and players like Domi and Duclair and thinking they would become a powerhouse in short order.

Those are all players/prospects BETTER than what Canucks have right now, and they've still accomplished nothing.

>>75222282
Pretty much just the Devlels, but you could argue they're better off since they have a much better goalie.

>>75222225
I don't think so.
I hate this mindset.
>Toronto is going to go far with a young team full of talent
>Calgary looks promising just like 2 years into rebuilding.
>oh lol canucks are rebuilding so they won't be good for 10 years
I don't get this logic. They have been making stupid decisions. But this isn't your grandpas NHL. You need a young fast team.
Sedin's as a second line behind 3 young fast as fuck kids is a compelling combination.
>>75222265
I'll give you defence, but getslaf and kesler aren't getting younger. They'll need a goalie, and they are gonna have to grt creative with late picks.
>>75222255
If you can't actually win and have to be demand to be traded to a winning team does it count?
>>75222283
Well yeah. They can barely sell tickets. You can't say that here. Just like nobody will admit to tanking for picks. It doesn't really mean anything if he won't say it
>>75222269
We'll see with better coaching and dat sweet first pick.

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>>75222126
Holy shit are you so mad bullying Sweden was the best outlet? Sad!

>>75222298
no
t. jestfag

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>the country of hockey

>>75222329
soo why the kesler hate?

>>75222318
The same thing was also said about the laffs and the oilers though. Hell people were probably way less optimistic about the leafs then anyone.

>>75222322
Calgary got Monahan ages ago. They have been rebuilding much longer than 2 years.

>>75222322
>We'll see with better coaching and dat sweet first pick.
Now I want the Yotes to win the lottery.

>>75222340
eh just mad I lost money on that game

>>75222340
Not him, but imagine the same reason i hate Roy yet give no shits about the habs.

>>75222317
>sharks have this year
Lol

>>75222126
Wow, you a really angry one. You should deal with whatever it is that makes you this angry tbf, it's not good for you

>>75222355
>betting against Anaheim against calgary at home
well theres your problem, dumbass

>>75222322
Gibson was top 5 in the league and he's in his early 20s, they also have Sam Steel, Max Jones and Troy Terry coming up. Anaheim is VERY good with scouting, much better than the Canucks.

>>75222373
Gibson is broken.
>>75222372
Realistically if you had to pick an underdog Calgary was the best shot considering their hot streak.

>>75222355
>not believing in the curse

>>75222322
This year's 1st is not a franchise-changer.
Let's say the Canucks end up with it and presumably take Nolan Patrick since they need a center.

Their U25 talent:
Fs
Patrick, Horvat, Boeser - projected 2C, current 2C, projected top 6 Wing

D
Hutton, Stecher, Tryamkin
Tryamkin the only one who looks like a keeper
Prospects: Dahlen, Gaudette, both with top 6 potential but not bluechip prospects by any means

I don't see any pieces that could be considered part of a championship core

>>75222380
Nashville was easily a better meme pick

>>75222345
Leafs and Oilers both got #1 picks who are impactful though

I may be a spic, but goddamn, I'm an anaheim spic, and even if the players are from all over, I'll still support the ducks.

>>75222322
every team has prospects. the cantpucks arent blessed with an exceptionally gifted prospect pool.
>You can't say that here.
why? literally everybody in the city, the media, the hokkei world is calling it a rebuild. why the fuck does lindenning so adamantly refuse to use the word.
they cant sell tickets because ticket prices are the same as when they were a cup contending team, and now they are barely even an ahl caliber lineup.

>>75222399
Where can I get the best carne asada fries?

>>75222399
I can't tell if this is falseflagging or not

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>>75222322
>>Calgary looks promising just like 2 years into rebuilding.
miss me hongcouver?

>>75222403
He keeps bringing up the Leafs but the difference is their prospects - when they were prospects - like Nylander, Marner, Matthews, were doing impressive things in their respective leagues and had pedigree.

Canucks haven't drafted anyone like that yet. And unfortunately for them, a 31st team being added to the league and the new draft lottery rules make their chances of getting a premier talent even lower.

I have a feeling Vegas will cuck them out of a top pick and cause some real assrage.

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reminder if >your team doesn't currently have a 1-0 lead it's shit. If you country however is 0-5 you should probably just kill yourself

>>75222421
What do I say to my barber if I want this haircut?

>>75222403
>why?
Politics
>>75222384
Hutton and Horvat are quality as well. I already admitted they have made some dumb peraonal decisions. also markstrom is highly under rated. But still, we have sufficient talent that we need only a few good players to make things happen. Let's not forget our first line is still really good.

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>>75222384
>with the 4th overall pick in the 2017 entry draft the vancouver cantpucks select, from surrey bc, michael rasmussen.

>>75222440
>Hutton and Horvat are quality as well

I mentioned them in the post, m8. Good players. But they don't strike me as players who will be part of a future championship core.

You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.

The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. So what if we welcome refugees and are legalizing weed? Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.

End Canada-hate NOW.

>>75222380
>Gibson is broken.
Why?

>>75222440
>also markstrom is highly under rated.
he is literally trash. you have to stop believing this hes young and goalies take time to develop meme.
hes 27. this is his peak. hes a career backup.

>>75222444
I'm not even a Canucks fan but follow them closely because my close friends are huge fans. And I live in Van. I'm a Leafs fan. Vancouver people might know us from our podcast.

>>75222449
Sorry i read that as you saying tryamkin is the only good one. I don't see why horvat isn't championship material though.
>>75222444
>surrey
Fake as fuck, they'd just lie and say they are from Vancouver.

>>75222459
He's just mad his shitty Chinese team lost

>>75222459
he isn't. there was a scare because he had to lay out to make a stop but he was fine.

>>75222463
Miller is 10 years older and still playing well lmao fuck off.
>>75222464
>live in Vancouver
>leafs fan
What's it like to be such a massive faggot?
>>75222459
Injuries.

>>75222465
Horvat's a support piece. Solid 2C.
If he were a championship tier 1C the Canucks would've had a better year. Talents like that turn a team around.

Look at Toews or any other championship 1C, he was never considered a 2C at any point in his career.

>>75222486
Goalies get injured a lot easier than players, he hasn't had any serious ones, only reason he was kept out a longer time is because there was no reason to rush him back because Bernier was playing so well

>>75222496
Wow. If the canucks didn't have Sedin as a 1c this post would make a lot of sense.

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>>75222458
Mind if I save this?

>>75222486
>Miller is 10 years older and still playing well lmao fuck off.
10 years ago miller was vezina tier on the fucking sabers. markstrom hasnt proven shit other than he cant even keep the crease from a 36 year old man.

>>75222505
Sedin's on a hard decline m8 c'mon now you can't seriously believe he's going to be part of a winning team?

>>75222522
I'm just saying it's ridiculous to say Horvat should should have started a 1c ahead of Sedin. Toews wouldn't have either. Sedins can play a solid role as soon as they can play drastically reduced icetime.

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tfw your meme bracket is doing good

>>75222539
>ducks beating anyone if they make it out of this series alive
Lmao.

>>75222539
I like the Ducks, wouldnt mind seeing them win

>>75222549
>he's this mad over an L
>flamanals

>>75222555
Please turn in your gun and your leash

>>75222549
i was honestly disappointed in the lack of brawling in tonight's game. i think the coaches and refs had a nice little chat.
>>75222555
dub trips confirm ducks win cup

>>75222549
desu the only team who's play impressed me in any way was the Ducks, craps limped out a win against the laffs and most of the other teams needed unsustainable memetending to win

>>75222408

try tacos super gallito, my friend gets them for me from that place

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St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

>>75222563
>>75222574
No.
I mean it's going to 7 and it's going to be physical as fuck.
>>75222573
It's only the beginning.

>>75222555
would be the second time i ever get to see >my team win a championship and no the first time wasn't the ducks. It was the Saints

>>75222579
calgary looked like shit the whole game. Anaheim sweeps but calganiggers chimpout and get beat in fights too.

>>75222555
>liking post-selänne ducks

why

>>75222586
>didn't see them in 2017

Underage b& spotted

>>75222579
Really doubt the flames take it to 7 games honestly

>>75222596
>liking post rookie-selänne

why

>>75222598
nah i just didn't into hockey until I moved out here from Mississippi.

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kanata a shit

>>75222596
they have a weird trade bro-ship with >my team and i love corey perry from when he was on the Knights, even if he's not that good any more

speaking of which it seems like Tkachuk is the Perry of the future

>laffs

>>75222596
>post-Selanne
Selanne goes to every single game and owns a steak restaurant in the area, you're incredibly likely to just run into him at a game or on the street. I have several times, he even served me an overpriced steak

>>75222598
>See them in 2017
future man confirms ducks win cup

>>75222616
Perry is still just as good, he just had low sh% and the coach never gave him much opportunity to break his slump immediately putting him with complete scrubs and yet he still has had 7 goals in the last 14 games

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Wild are going to the SCF

~Milton in Mendota Heights

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>>75222628
>I just posted 2 things in a row confirming ducks cup
>>75222598
>>75222555

get your money on the ducks now lads

>>75222616
Perry took a massive hit in minutes and plays with Antoine Vermette and before that a guy who didn't have a single point until the last minute of the last game of the season. He'd have broken his slump forever ago otherwise, really feel bad for him. I'd raise hell if I were him.

>>75222624
Yeah I'm sure Selanne himself brought a steak to your table you fucking faggot, I'll slit your throat neck then

>>75222698
calm down fag

>>75222698
he does, it's not exactly rare

@Zac_Urback
Jake Virtanen's 5v5 P/60 in the AHL is identical to Matt Martin's when he was 20, but Martin had better all situations P1/GP & P/GP.

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>>75222317

>>75222709
it's well done then?

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>>75222741
cant wait for lindenning to draft another big bodied local boy this year

>>75222770
how dumb do you think they feel for not taking tkachuk last year? Way to spot a divisional rival a player like him who's both skilled and an agitator

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>all the best players on U.S teams are still from Canada

Can the flames stop Ryan Getzlaf? Can they even contain him?

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You made him cry, /hoc/

>>75222842
Good.
Why couldn't he fuck up Pittsburgh instead?

>>75222818
no

>>75222640
laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

>>75222616
Tkachuk way way less of a little pussy

NHLVerifierat konto @NHL 18 minför 18 minuter sedan
Mer
ICYMI: The @GoldenKnights named Gerard Gallant as their first head coach.

>>75222935
Civil War Schwartz @GenSchwartz 15 minför 15 minuter sedan
Mer
Svar till @NHL @GoldenKnights
A cunning General on the battlefield. The Knights shall make a worthy adversary yet!

*tips helmet*

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>when the pens intentionally lose to the leafs to knock you out of the playoffs because they know youre the only competition on the way to the cup

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>>75222783

Friendly reminder.

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>>75222956

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>>75222976
just because the blots were garbo this year doesnt mean publix doesnt make the objectively best sandwiches on earth

Just watched Hawks/Predators.

What the hell was Subban thinking throwing all those icings at the end of the game? Talk about selfish.

>>75222957
You know this means more black people right?

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>>75222995

Actually Wegmans does

>>75222459
>Broken Gibson
>Brother Bernier I knew you'd come

>>75222995
>>75223037
>>75222976
All of you niggers are BTFO by areas that have actual delis and sandwich shops (which Giant Eagle and Wegman's areas do so I have no idea what you retards are talking about). Publix is a godsend to Floridians though.

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>>75222698

I know this will sound like bullshit but I swear it's true. I have a friend who used to work at a butcher in Orange County that Teemu shops at all the time. Before he retired he brought teammates in with him pretty regularly. One time my friend let me know when he called in an order and I went there to get his autograph. He was with Luca Sbisa and they were picking up a ton of steaks for a team barbecue. They took a picture with me and signed my Ducks hat. They were both really friendly, I don't think they get recognized that often around Orange County so it's not too annoying when it does happen.

>>75223018
It's fine when Laine does it to get himself empty net goals :^)

>>75223073
Laine makes sure he's on the red line before he does that.

>>75223060
All of you are morons for buying sandwiches you could easily make at home 75% cheaper.

>>75223060
nigga you realize every transplant that owned a deli in whatever northern shithole theyre from comes here and opens one? not to mention the authentic cuban restaurants. i pity people who have never had a cuban sandwich

>mad
>at sandwiches

you guys realize you're playing right into the hands of the lgbtning trannies right?
they didn't even make the playoffs and instead of mocking them for that here you are yelling at publix

>>75223060

Yes, but as far as prepared foods at supermarkets is concerned, Wegmans is in a league of it's own.

Giant Eagle is trash, and Publix is meh.

>>75223105
What will /hoc/'s reaction be if LGbtning wins one of the top 3 picks

>1. Devlels
>2. Avs
>3. Lgbtning

hongcouver asspain incoming

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>>75223105
>when your country fucks dogs and has a PM that goes to tranny meetups and you make fun of a redstate
>when you put shit on french fries and try to make fun of the cuisine of other places
canadumbs everyone

>>75223142
>he wasn't there for the playoff gamethread where the tampon gay faggot camwhored his tranny boipussy for (You)s

where did you think it came from?

>>75223126
lmao all the newfags don't even know what pepe does to those breads when no one sees.

>>75223157
Why do you think they taste so good to floridans?

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>>75222239
good post

>>75223162
>not posting Jonas

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>>75223151
>dog fucker is trying to use trannies as an insult when this happened
literally what

>>75223191
Are you trying to say that picture is not worthy of insult? Because it is.

>>75223224
thats not very tolerant of you. isnt homophobia illegal in canada? or is it just islamophobia

>>75223161

LOL

>>75223237
i'm a phobiaphile, nigger. respect my culture.

>komarov shows his gold chain to wilson
>wilson sores gwg

what did they meam by this?

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huomenta

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Finland is gay.

>>75223333
>>75223333
>>75223333

>>75223179
we are trying very hard to repel the anime nerds

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>>75223333
nice digits

>grown men actually watch anime without feeling like huge fucking losers

>>75223333
amazing post

>>75223333
Rude 2bh

>>75223464
KIWI
I
W
I

can i have a finnish (You) please

>>75223610
yeah lad here you go

>>75223652
thanks senpai

suomi perkele :DDDDDD

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>>75223610
absolutely not

>>75223659
>impersonating a finn and handing out counterfiet (You)s
I should have you arrested

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>>75223655
vittu

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>>75222956

>uusi-seelanti

>>75221624
>ward
>not carter

>>75223700
THIS

>>75223679
You got me.

t. Ted from Akron on vacation

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Just had a pork liver pâté and pickles on spelt sourdough sandwich. Can you get those at Publix?

>>75223850
did you have crispy löök as well?

>>75223850
>pork
Isn't that illegal?

>>75223745
Imposter. Ted from akron would never admit to being Ted from Akron because noone wants to live there.

>>75223899
No sorry, not this today

>>75223933
That's a very Tom from Kalamazoo thing to say.

>>75223946
Are you implying Im vacationing in Canada? Noone vacations in Canada.

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>>75221394
>18-1

>>75222640
Yeah if they can get the puck through a brick wall built of snakes you fuckwit

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>mfw Preds v BJ's SCF

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>>75224137
>mfw preds and BJs both get swept in 5 this round

Guys I'm worried Tanner Glass might go super saiyan and end Price's career after dumping in 5 goals a game in the next 3 games

>>75223212

haha you're dead

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>Canadian teams in the playoffs
>collectively 0-5

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>Toronto thinks there is loser points in the playoffs

>>75224536
m8 i came here to comment that precise fucking thing

are you a wizard

>>75224759
No he isn't, he is you

>>75224385
should've stayed out of the playoffs like last year

>>75224765
I have a direct teleport between Finland and Canada. Howd you figure it out Sven?

>>75224782
I would recognize that style of writing and memeing anywhere tbf

>>75224823
Well arent you just the thinker man, eh thinkerman?

>>75224865
I wish, I've just spent too much time on /hoc/

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>pic related is undeniably true

>chiraq
>patrick rape
>corey crawshit

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>>75224928

>shorks up a game
>blackhawks down a game
>all 5 Canadian teams lost

This is a good playoffs thus far

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Right now
>Girl: Finland
>Boy: Canada

>>75225073
Shes a cutie and that lad has moves.

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>>75225073

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>>75225073
>>75225073
delet this plz, that was painful to watch

>>75225164
he is just living out your childhood fantasy anon

>>75225073
You just know that when she stands up, there'll be a puddle on that chair.

>Finnish goaltending suc-
Pekkarinne_shutout.Png

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now that nasa has all but confirmed there is life on Enceladus, when we will see bettman's plan for the interplanetary exhibition games?

>>75225113
Moves, yeah I guess you could call it that

>>75225119
>>75225164
:)

>>75225203
Sure, laughing can cause some urination. But I don't she actually laughed that hard tbf

>>75225073
>>75225119
>>75225164
>>75225181
>>75225220

The video is literally pulled from Svens home movies.

>>75225233
Well done, you caught me :/
You're right, I'm the black girl with glasses

gettin my new apartment today

>>75225258
>Apartment

Wagecuck.

>>75225258
Congratulations my friend

>>75225268
wrong board fat ass

>>75225275
Renting is for morons. Put a downpayment on a mortgage instead you fucking loser.

Enjoying my Easter in the very niitten by eating good foods, skiing and drinkingcopious amounts of alcohol.

How is you doing /hoc/?

tfw coughing so much you literally can't sleep

Very North*. Sorry I'm phoneposting

>>75225299
Please choke on your cough.

>>75225303
what do finns do for their easter?

paint eggs?

>>75225284
lolno

Why the shit are all the Oilels and Shorks games such late starts?

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>>75225293
Sounds like you've got all bases covered (except one), nice!

I'm just finishing up on some school work. I'll be going down to my family's holiday cottage in a bit with my dad over the weekend to do some work there that needs to get done. Should be nice.

>>75225324
Eat mämmi and sauna and eat lamb and paint eggs

>>75225349
*yellow card*
umlaut free thread <generic Finnish first name>

>>75225406
Äääääääääääääääääääääääääliöööö

>>75225406
*2 minutes for faggotry"
mexican free thread Jose

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based geno

*whistle*
coincidental minors
>>75225414
for shitposting
>>75225416
also for shitposting

>>75225455
fuck you buddy call the first one and I don't have to take matters into my own hands

>>75225467
boss have it out when you get out of the box I'm calling it even but any stick work or slew foots I have to call

>>75225482
whatever buddy eh

>>75222435

Gotta go fast

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My american relatives per state:
Michigan: 15
California: 6
Ohio: 5
New Jersey: 4
Florida : 3
Illinois: 2
Pennsylvania: 2
Vermont: 1
Alaska: 1

Why no minnesotans /hoc/?

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When is Chia gonna put the Oilers into Overdrive and call up Pulju?

>>75225642
why do muslims have such large families

>>75225652
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
rask gonna bring it home baby

>>75225652
No, the Hawks are megareddit and Finnish goaltending is what's going to save us from them,

>>75225664
why do americans have such large fat content?

>>75225677
2/10

>>75225667
Reminder that the Hawks won a cup with finnish goaltending, thus making Finnish Goaltending reddit.

>>75225677
Getting kind of rediculous that every Swedish flag is actually a Muslim now

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Going good so far
Oilers needs to step it up though

>>75225752
>he chose Washington for the east winner

Wew. They will barely beat the Leafs, Danebro

>>75225752
any legit hockey fan wants rags broons, would be an unreal series

>>75225761
Yeh.. In hindsight, I may have overestimated the Caps, as I useally do every year desu
Gotta be aweful being a caps fan during playoffs; great team that chokes

>>75225775
Genuily hoping for that to happen indeed!