Official Good Friday NRL Thread

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>Poosters

>>75218947
walkcunt

*slaps someone with my open hand*

Will I seem desperate if I message my ex out of the blue on a public holiday?

tipped the poosters lads

It's GOATcastle's time

>>75219440
just don't use any specific wording about her and check her response. If its negative, sorry wrong person etc

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>cronk is moving to sydney
>merry go round of halves for next year has started
>poocastle chase foran instead

???

>>75219564
Foran is the best half available though.

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>tfw no walkgf

who /seafoodlunch/ here?

I long for death's sweet embrace.

>milford
>reynolds
>townsend
>cronk
>foran
>Johnson
>Widdop
>brooks

Foran WILL miss 8-10 games a season injured. PPW will sign Johnson but there are still plenty of other options there.

Why not a Widdop this year,flick hodgkinson and bring in a Martin/Morgan next year?

>>75219827
Widdop is as mediocre as Hodkinson, 6 rounds of fantastic form + being a Cronk babby (Blake Green looked great playing second fiddle to Cornk too) does not indicate anything. Cronk will probably retire, but even if he doesn't he will exclusively sign with a SYDNEY club. Also there is no need to bring in a 5/8th, the Knights have based elite Brock Lamb.

>>75219595
Only because Cronk is unavailable.

>unironically being a loser on 4chan over the Easter long weekend instead of doing something fun
KEK

>>75219888
Widdop might be invisible 75% of the time, but plopkinson must be close to 95%. The only thing he has ever done of note, is thrown a dummy in origin and walked over the line. I like Foran, but hes not the player poocastle need in their halves next year

>>75219980
I am NEET though, today is no different than any other day

is it high scoring games?????

>>75220016
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>>75220063
>>75220083
>>75220105
>>75220127
>>75220136
>>75220151
eyb

>>75220265
>>75220151
Damn, these ones are hot.

>>75220149
No. That's AFL.

How do you filter flags in the Clover app?

>>75219997
>>75220016
>>75220029
>>75220063
>>75220083
>>75220105
>>75220127
>>75220136
>>75220151
>>75220173
>>75220183
>>75220238
>>75220249
>>75220265
Damn...

>>75220149
Roosters should score 40+ tonight

>>75219997
survived

Just a reminder that Tip God will not be giving out tips for any games today.

What's that smell?

Good Friday reminder to filter all trippies

>>75220825
your mum

saddest part is he genuinely believed that was a funny comment

now watch me whip

Walkgoddess here, if you want to get rich today you will need to be putting money on the Knights.

>>75218844
What's happening here? Did the big guy get kicked in the head?

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>he tips the knights

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>>75220825
dooookie

just put 80k on the knights lads

>>75221312
>not a knights/titans multi

Fucking weak af m8

>>75220948
Score was 16-17 to the blue team, red and green guy tried to kick a field goal to tie the game, as he was kicking it the blue guy dived at his knees. Red and green guy got injured and his team got a penalty so they kicked a goal and won the game 18-17

After the game the blue teams fans who don't know the rules threw bottles at the ref

Walkcunt

>tfw will be officially OFF suicide watch by 6:30pm

Roosters 30+ lads

GOATcastle 50+ lads

Poosterbitch to remain on pooicide watch

>playing sports on Good Friday

Disgusting

This will be another game where the Knights go above and beyond, but blow the game with dumb football. Won't be more than 12 points in it.

Just went for a ride to the beach. Some fucking nice arses out there today lads.

>>75221508
based Sean

>>75221508
>going to the beach on Good Friday

Disgusting

>>75221353
Kek. Rugby league at its finest.

>>75221560
I only went to perv on all the tourists mate, just admiring god's handy work.

>>75221591
>god
KEK

Going to church lads, I'll say a prayer for you guys

Our WalkGod in Chermside,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in Brisbane.
Give us this day our daily walk,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our walkers.
And lead us not into Logan Central,
but deliver us from evil.

Reminder that when Greg Inglis was 19 he was playing Test and Origin while Latrell Mitchell gets “rested” not even 2 months into the season because he's “tired”

>>75221828
elite BBBL resting his injuries while pooglis burns himself out in 5 years

>>75221863
Latrell Mitchell will be in the Super League in 5 years

>>75221879
If Super League wasn't better than regular league it wouldn't be called Super League and would instead be called Worse League.

I'm praying the broncgods show mercy to the pootans tonight and don't humiliate them too much.

There was a man in the land of WalkBro City, whose name was Sean; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared WalkGod, and eschewed evil. And there were born unto him seven sons and three daughters. His substance also was A Nobel Prize, and A Cleo Bachelor of the Year Award, and three Michelin Stars, and a position at the top of the BRW rich list, and the Brisbane Broncos football club; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the north. And his sons went and feasted in their houses, every one his day; and sent and called for their three sisters to eat and to drink with them. And it was so, when the days of their feasting were gone about, that Sean sent and sanctified them, and rose up early in the morning, and offered burnt offerings according to the number of them all: for Sean said, It may be that my sons have sinned, and cursed WalkGod in their hearts. Thus did Sean continually.

Had a shoulder and biceps sess and now I just wanna sleep lads

Comfy friday as an unemployed student

>shoulder and biceps
He just jerked it lads.

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>mfw the Roosters lose tonight

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Rabbits
Knights
Broncgods

>>75221989
>betting on the rabbits
>ever

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Who's going to be in the Dally M team of the year lads

>>75222049

Paul Gallen

I will walk among you and be your God, and you will be my people.

Book of WalkGod, Broncos 11:42

Based gus dropping some truth bombs

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Who /DAMN/ here?

Reminder that Sam Thaiday is currently quicker than memeford

>>75222049
Rapana will be winger of the year.

>>75222123
>nigger music

>>75222149
He is also slimmer.

>>75222165
And more sexual

Kendricks new album is flames lad.

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Has anyone found any of these frozen oak machines around Sydney?

2 hours and 40 minutes till the footy lads.

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Cones before the game cunts

>>75222211
>pipe
>cones
pick one

>>75222219
There is literally a cone piece in the pipe.

>>75222211
Dont inject too much lad.

>>75222049
Cody Walker SHOULD win 5/8 but they'll probably give it to Puke Smeary

RIP Roosterman

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-14/police-hunt-gunman-after-sydney-teen-shot-in-home/8444744

>>75222202
m8 theres a 4pm game. its literally only 10 minutes until footy

>>75222227
thats not what a cone is you idiot a cone is a joint

>>75222246
No it's not.

I'm hungry lads, but I put out a steak for dinner, but just realised i'm not allowed to eat it

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Cone lads.

>>75222198
>"""""""""living"""""""""" in peedney

Reminder that all the top talent comes from the country.

>>75222198
Frozen oak is the worst. Sometimes when I put a milk in the fridge at work it freezes and it sucks because part of it thaws quickly and tastes fine, but then the rest of it takes longer to thaw and just tastes like shitty water because all the flavouring is gone.

I made a mistake on purpose so I'd get a you cause I'm so lonely lads.

>not smoking the natural herb

kek

KEK

K E K

>>75222271
That weed looks like trash bro

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in condobolin
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in wagga wagga
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in dubbo
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in griffith
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in armidale
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in orange
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in cooma
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in parkes
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in bathurst
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in tamworth
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""living""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in griffith

Taking drugs and betting on sports are sins and against The LORD's will. I will pray for you.

>>75222323
Walkie is forgiving lad

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>tfw put griffith twice
>tfw my whole post is invalidated because of one fuckup
>mfw

>>75222323
This anon is right, bless you.

>>75222297
Just roughy chopped. Buds are really tight and moist and crystals all over.

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Frozen oak locations lads

Just got a frozen oak lads. It hit the spot perfectly, really really recommend you guys at least try one. You'll be hooked. Mmmm so good.

>>75222363
Literally random servos in the middle of nowhere

4pm "kick off"

Wtf is Frozen Oak?

>he tipped the poodogs

I have a confession.

I work as a service technician for the frozen Oak machines, and I did a poo inside everyone of them

This frozen oak tastes like shit lads.

>>75222391
Based quality control

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Found your mums shirt.

>not living in based taree

>>75222396
That's because you got an iced coffee like a god damn retard

Who would win in a fight between the burgess brothers and the Morris twins

Just how much is Josh Renolds gonna fuck up today lads.

Who would win in a fight between the Burgess brothers and the Morris twins lads

Burgess brothers

Strengths:
Bigger size
Aggressive

Weaknesses:
Low iq
English
Give up lots of penalties

Morris twins

Strengths:
Telepathy
Agile
Both played in state of origin
Thick necks

Weaknesses:
Smaller

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Brekky time, my friends.

Got two cups of jelly from the IGA lads. Those cute little kids ones.

>>75222454
Not as much as George.

Cody Walker is literally the most elite non talented player since thurston. He has no speed but somehow beats multiple defenders all the time by simply slowing down and running another direction.

This literal fag ref loves blowing whistles

Gus wants to play with Rabs' goody bag

>you'd be surprised what's been in my bum
What did he mean by this?

Burgess like clockwork

Cant stop watching those Highway Patrol shows on Youtube lads

>>75222363
Any of you cunts want to meet me at east maitland for a frozen oak?

If anyone wants to get their head stomped in, and their corpse thrown onto the coal pile at Kooragang Island meet me at the servo in East Maitland

>>75222523
Let me get some life insurance and I'll be right there mate

>>75222530
jesus chrst ivan, what have you done to the cake?

I once felt out joey in a nightclub

>>75222530
Haven't had choccy cake or soft drink in a month and that looks real good even though it looks like you raped it.

I once fell out with joey in a nightclub

joey once fingered me in a nightclub in newy ama

I once fell into joey's asshole in a nightclub

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Me on the left

>>75222575
Me with the bald head in the background

Oh for fuck sake. Get Frawley on already.

>>75222554
fannys la? A mate of mine used to drive the courtesy bus there, said he'd always be dropping the players off home passed out

Imagine being a bulldogs "fan"

Bulldogs? More like BIL(based in lebanon) dogs

>>75222593
kek

KEK

>literally stopped running with no defenders in front of him because ????

>explaining the joke

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>>75222600
>matt

I miss him m8s..

Best site for a cheeky bet? TAB, Sportsbet or Ladbrokes?

>old male touch judge can't even keep up with the play

Typical.

>pronouncing 'schedule' as 'skedyool'

Do YOU keep AJ at fullback when Inglis comes back?

>>75222600
>ppsb posting not the highest
Poorfag public school babby detected.

>>75222620
Betfair has the best odds but you can't do cheeky multies like you can on Sportsbet.

>>75222636
>inglis
>coming back

>>75222644
Inglis cums on areynolds' back

>>75222636
>inglis
>coming back

>>75222636
No, because Johnston is trash in comparison to a one legged Inglis.

>>75222644
>implying the GOATitohs aren't winning it all after Inglis comes back from injury and plays half back in the final

>>75222636
lmoa

>>75222636
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>johnston

Neither of these teams will be playing finals football

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>>75222619
>he will never come back

Bloody retard kick it out.

Both of these teams will make the top 8.

Both of these teams will not make the top 8.

One of these teams will make the 8

Both of these teams have a chance to make the top 8, but may not make it.

>>75222695
Elite prediction 2bh

Both of these teams do not have a chance to make the top 8, but may make it

A girl talked to me at the gym today. Should I ask her to fuck?

>>75222706
Shit prediction 2bh

>he didn't fuck her in the showers

>she didn't fuck him in the showers

I crossdressed at the gym today and had to ask some guy to get off one of the machines because he was taking so long

>he goes to the gym

>>75222727
do you want to fuck?

Put a cheeky $30 on Knights 1-12

>>75222739
Yes, but not you.

Just saw a guy flush 30 bucks down the dunny lads.

Threw $100 on Knights +12.5 m8s

That feel when i bet on Rabbitohs winning by 1

Straight down the hey diddle middle

SOUFS WIN!

Newcastle over 12 is 17.5 on betfair lads

>>75222753
:(

>"Good Friday is a day that is undeniably Christian. It commemorates the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. But here's the rub. Not enough Australians identify as Christian, and not enough Christians go to church often enough, or even observe the basic tenets of the day, for it to any longer prevent a game of football taking place."

Straight from the NRL site, how pathetic of them to say this about this country

>>75222777
>Lucky 7's
>Double Trips

FUCKING CONFIRMED

Reminder to not eat red meat today lads

Knights are going to get crucified later today lads

having steak for dinner tonight lads

>>75222786
I don't know any Christians under 60

>>75222790
t. fisherman

>>75222795
Le crucifiction pun on le good friday XD

Might reach 500 replies today lads.

v\>>75222802
me either, me and all me m8's are muzzies

>>75222804
t. sinner

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Munchies lads.

Social justice warrior here.

AMA.

>>75222827
/pol/BRO here

AMA

>>75222827
What's your opinion on frozen oak

>>75222827
Thoughts on white males?
>>75222831
Thoughts on black women?

>>75222824
Scorers are being retards again. I'd add 33-50% to the scores so far.

>>75222831
pol is run by /nrl/

>>75222831
Actual /nrl/ personality here. I'm literally, objectively and unironically /pol/ as fuck.

I don't have any butter and every cunt is closed REEEEEEEE

>>75222858
based ivan

>>75222864
Servos are open

>>75222864
I've got some butter for you mate right here

>>75222831
Are you white?

>>75222835
The product itself is fine, but the marketing panders to the white working class male which us problematic.

>>75222837
They are the source of most of the world's problems and will unironically cause a nuclear war very soon.

>>75222864
>all this oak talk gave me a craving
>remember the supermarkets are shut

Based Jesus helping me not be a fat cunt

>>75222790
>tfw already had a salami and cheese sandwich

>>75222864
7/11, night owl, any other petrol station, IGA.

>>75222884
>salami
>any meat at all
>not entirely made of soy, plastic and other garbage

>surgess with another penalty
Top kek

>>75222892
That was Farrah

>>75222894
Before that it was surgess

I bet Farrah, and most of the dirty muslims in Australia, eat Easter eggs and take the days off work for Easter and Christmas.

When will we be sending these subhumans to the gas chambers?

>>75222896
Wrong.

>>75222812
Wrong.

>>75222888
Wrong.

Are all 3 games on channel 9?

>>75222870
>>75222871
>>75222881
>>75222886
All sorted, got some from a local supermarket was open all day. 3.50 for a blocka butter lads.

>>75222918
Of course not

When did Rusty get so fat

Holy shit Rusty got fat

>>75222918
No

Just tricked some kids into thinking I got fat

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>>75222923
I-it-it's for a movie r-r-right guys?

>>75222923

>>75222941
>you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Reynolds fucking dead AGAIN

Reynolds BTFO by superior Reynolds

areynolds ded

Just fucked some manlets arm up lads.

Just fucked some manlets arse lads

Just woke up and it hurts to walk lads.

They don't call Reynolds "The Pillow" for nothing

Just saw some fat dude seduce a manlet lads

Lads this Lads that would you fucking stop with the lad shit for fuck sake

>>75222994
CAlm down lad

BJR (Based Joshy Reynolds)

20 minutes left of this game and the score hasn't and will not change lads.

Based doggies

>>75223022
(you in arabic)

Based Joshy
Based Lee

>>75223022

kek.

>inb4 fullwogs get rid of reynolds and keep mbye

Kerrod has the face that would make him a good trap

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>>75223034
Kek fuck sake

>>75223042
If you like your traps with masculine faces

>that guy yelling "fuck off fuck off bullshit"

Based Reynolds

Fuck off Sutton you fat shit

>Sutton has let in two tried and bombed one in the space of 10~ minutes

kek

Reminder that the Morris twins are a product of the elite dragons youth system

>>75223086
That guy did have a point

Who 0/1 here

>>75223112
me lad

Souths have scored 1 try in 3 of their last 4 games

Why are poms such violent thugs

>le get banned for weeks man strikes again

Gagai with the Prince look going on

>>75223052
I don't mind so long as they have feminine penises

>Not a penalty

The fix is in

>>75222639
kek'd & check'd

THE FIX IS IN

>GOATcastle
>ever getting a decision go there way

>Poosters consistently offside

President Trump needs to drop a GBU-43 on Sydney

>poosters forward pass
Play on

>>75223277
>there

was that an elbow to the face?

Do teams that are going to play the knights take the week off lads?

Latrell Mitchell on Wyong Roos watch

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>walk into your room
>your dad is eating your girlfriend's asshole

what do?

>>75223331
Wonder when I got a girlfriend

>Roosters lose the ball
>Nothing
>Knights lose the ball
>Every time

>>75223319
not parramatta

>>75223331
Wonder when I got a dad

>>75223331
D-dad? It took you 26 years to get a pack of fags.

>poopercastle

>>75223356
26 years? there's a pack of fags in every nrl thread

>>75223365
I know I'm one

>>75223374
based joshy

just dropped a MOAB in the toilet lads

Poosters with another unnoticed forward in there
Pooasslel unable to get things to go there way even at home

anyone here know justin?

The 7 tackle restart is ruining the game. Discuss.

>Sio misses the ball
Penalty poosters

Refs are lucky they haven't gotten plastic bottles in Newcastle yet

>>75223405
Aren't they getting rid of it?

>>75223405
Aren't they getting rid of it?

I need to charge my phone but my kittens are sleeping on me

What do?

>>75223436
>His cats aren't 4G

KEK

>>75223436
kill kittens - charge phone

>>75223436
>phone posters are crazy cat people

>>75223447
I have dogs too lad

>>75223423
>>75223430
Not that I'm aware of

>>75223451
Which is tighter?

>>75223456
these decisions against the knights

>>75223460
Even jebus hates the knights though

How can I get a girl to want to be with me when I have nothing of normie value to offer her?

>>75223478
Looks, ability to be funny, power, money, big dick and a million other things women like

Or have balls, and find the best looking girl you can find and talk to her, lotsa pussys don't even talk to girls that are too pretty, I know I don't

>>75223478
Offer money instead

>>75223495
I have looks and I am funny and my dick is above average but that's about it.

Cooking some pork schnitzel and roast veggies. Should be ready for Broncs v Titans game.

>>75223522
I'm having severe depression and crushing isolation with a side of anxiety.

>>75223534

Shut the fuck up.

>it's that kiwi pooster that thinks he will get replies simply for posting with a kiwi flag

kek every time at this cunt

TYBJ

>>75223505
I'm the same as you so go out and talk to girls. Do something I can't seem to do.

Toopoo

>poosters

Don't worry, Pooasslel will concede again within 5 minutes

Can Hodgkinson not kick the ball?

>>75223546
may i have some?

>>75223589
Elite off a tee
Shit anywhere else

Sick of these companies trying to put one over on honest hardworking aussie battlers

Gas the refs

>>75223621
Based Tracey Grimshaw

BASED Shaun Kenney-Dropall

elite move, should have been a try

based touchie

Gayguy ruining as many chances as he makes

>SIMULTANEOUS?!?

Is Braith Anasta legit fucked in the face?

My ex got engaged and married in 8 months lads

Really stings the old feels

>>75223681
>braith commenting about playing in front of loyal crowds

Wish White Lightning could get in open space

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>>75223683
Fuck mate sorry to hear. Going through my own stings at the moment if I'm honest.

>>75223683
Which pseudo /nrl/ poosnality are you m8?

I'll reserve judgement depending upon your answer

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>>75223691
Her family were religious and told her to drop me cause Im not

So she hitched up with a religious lad and that was that

We never had an argument in 2 years and the sex was intense

Hahahaha FUCK MY LIFE

That gets Keary 3 points

Vast majority of bets are on Poosters 13+
Hope Pooasslel hold on so at least some gamblers have a bad day

I fucking hate Delta Goodrem. Absolute hack sellout.

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>>75223701
Shit mate, plenty of fish in the sea you'll find a girl that's better don't worry.

Bald Ferguson > Balding Ferguson

>>75223717
Im gonna pretend to be religious or 'convert' next time I find a wife quality girl if its a deal breaker. i can lie to her family to keeep myself happy for life

>>75223701
dont worry lad footys on to distract you

>another forward pass

Multis are probably the worst value bet you can make tbqh. Pick 3 or 4 teams to win and you get like 5 or 6 as odds if you are lucky.

By contrast, if you think that an underdog is undervalued and bet in a 1-12 or 12+ market you are looking at odds of 8 or 17.

In the first game of Rabbitohs v Bulldogs the rabbits won the first half and bulldogs the second, which would have been something like 7 to as much as 10 odds before the game.

Betting for an mispriced event like this is much better return in the long run than a multi, particularly if you research these things correctly

>>75223755
t. shit tipper

He thinks I'm going to read all that shit.

future blues hooker there

>>75223768
Based Robbie

Sean here lads.

AMA.

just tricked some fag into not reading my post lads

>>75223778
Based walkie

>>75223783
That's not a question you FUCKING idiot