Leafs 2 - 1 Capitals after 20 mins
>laffs
>you will never be based ron making soft commentary and keeping your wacky bud don somewhat in check while making the occasional sly jab right before it cuts out
why live
laffs are so fucking bad top kek
>mfw caps get sweept in 5
>all these CBC diversity ads
jesus christ what the fuck
>>75216221
>>75216221
>the Craps
>>75216236
Mouse art
>>75216251
i literally just tune into CBC for hockey and rex murphy
"I'm gunna bomb the fuck outta Toronto" - Ovechkin
>>75216261
>Sean 0 friends not even in kindergarten
10th
>the district of columbia
>>75216278
CBS gonna arrest him
>>75216251
I really like that Scotiabank diversity and anti-Trump ad.
DA DA CANADA
NYET NYET SOVIET
Ovi will get two hat tricks this series. Check 'em.
Dubs and Leafs will give up 5 goals in the 2nd
>>75216294
scotiabank makes the worst ads I've ever seen in my life
>>75216294
"THE RISE OF DONALD TRUMP"
>>75216313
You don't need dubs for that.
>>75216299
Have to admit that was a pretty good chant.
>>75216313
Dubs and >7-1 Laffs win
>>75216321
ALL THE SEXISM
RACISM
XENOPHOBIA
SINGLES AND EVERYONE HAS A GOOD TIME
>>75216221
>Washington of all places has a fuggin russian to lead their team
oh the ironings
>>75216320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4hnQs0w_LU
How about Timmies?
It's basically commercialkino.
>those dislikes
Caps are gripping so hard
>>75216306
>dat calle jo get
>>75216334
Dubs and laffs give up a >3-1 lead this game
>>75216313
>Not appreciating how great Andersen is
>>75216313
t h i s
Tfw new Kendrick and Leafs winning
>laffs make it to the final
>get swept and lose
>>75216359
Ducks might if Gibson stumbles again like last year
I am so glad my feed skips all the canadian brainwashing commercials
>>75216244
>Canucks fan
>Probably wears a turban
>>75216251
>CBC promo ad featuring some hijab getting free citizenshio
what did they mean by this?
>>75216363
>nighop
back to /r/eddit
>>75216397
this was 2001 lol
>>75216397
the poo's are the biggest fairweather faggots. you won't find a single poo who is still a canucks fan
t. surreyfag
honestly i put on music during the commercials idk what you guys are ever referencing besides the milk one
>>75216401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMUhQLYnY9M
>>75216401
Go to bed old man
>>75216417
vancouver and toronto are both disgusting shitholes
>>75216443
All of Canada's a fucking shithole unless you live in Iqaluit you dumb fuck.
>>75216443
All metropolises are desu
Which Canadian team has the best chance? Flames?
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
>>75216431
wipster millennials pls go
>>75216363
my friend got mad at me downloading it, told hes waiting til the release date to listen
>canadian team playing an american team
>thread is canadians shit-talking each other
You guys need to sort out your problems
>>75216451
>implying the rest of Canada is as much of a far gone sewer as your city
>>75216468
Wait did it leak already?
The craps have a pretty low energy crowd.
>>75216451
I live in rural quebec and it's lovely here
>no shitskins
>outdoor rinks everywhere
>cheap beer and poutine
sorry you live in a shithole but not all of canada is the same
>>75216482
We need a Trump badly
>>75216451
it's comfy if you live in bumfucknowhere
At least your city wasn't fucked by an earthquake
>>75216454
DOOT DOOT
>>75216482
Americans are non existent when their teams are losing so we have to civil war
>>75216458
>doesnt listen to all genres
>get mad at music because black people make it
wew
>>75216468
I got friends doing the same
>>75216486
Yeah its good
>leo with a healthy playoff beard already
>>75216490
yeah no shit. it's a suit and tie bunch. only 400 level gets rowdy. sad!
>>75216519
but not AS stinky smelly ching chong chink
>>75216486
yea, check /mu/
>craps are crapping the bed
>crapping all over
>>75216527
I don't care about nogs, I just like making fun of wigger/hipster hybrids like you that have been popping up recently
who going for a /dart/ break here
>>75216512
I kinda wanna live in a small cozy town and start being a serial killer but no one knows it's me.
>>75216534
FUCKING
>>75216562
They're so insecure about being white too it's always hilarious
>reddithawks
>>75216512
The mid-sized cities in southern Ontario are pretty nice. Kitchener and London and places like that. Very white, but big enough to have all the amenities, and Toronto is within driving distance for entertainment on the weekends.
>>75216572
Who the fuck still smokes? Why?
>>75216491
>jobs
>rural QC
select one
>>75216550
LEAF
>>75216572
after the game probably
>>75216562
>wigger/hipster hybrids
Who the fuck are you LMAO
>>75216610
wipster
>>75216511
>>75216522
Nice dubs.
>we need a trump
Would just makes thing worse like it has for us.
Also you can't blame caps fans for avoiding this misery, we've had enough of it.
>>75216562
>implying you have to be either to enjoy rap
wew lad
>>75216605
I have a cushy job making 60k/year and it's dirt cheap here. Try getting some skills you can use to telecommute.
>>75216604
not him but i enjoy the tobacco buzz. i go through 20 cigarettes a month
Daily reminder that Second Cup is the only Canadian major coffee brand
A friendly reminder Maple Waffles
>>75216562
>I just like making fun of a group of people that I don't know at all but completely conform to the derogatory meme names I label them with
thanks we already knew you were a sour friendless autist
>>75216604
degenerate addicts who "enjoy" putting shit in their lungs
>>75216250
>sweept
>in 5
Please be bait
>>75216627
>>75216610
>these triggered wipsters with shit taste
>>75216639
>if you smoke cigarettes you must be addicted
who rapties here
>>75216572
yo toss me your lighter mine just died
DUDE
I moved from Toronto to rural Arkansas and have never been happier. Everyone else I know who stayed behind is poor as hell and on some kind of anti-depressant. They still can't figure it out.
>>75216595
>London
>Not a meth-filled abortion of a city filled with faggot rich kids down richmond row
wew lad
@656
Stop watching porn.
>>75216653
>he doesnt know the swept in 7 meme
please be bait
>>75216653
Yeah it has to be bait. They'll get swept in 6 instead
>>75216635
holy fuck I really triggered the hip-hop worshiping, levis 511 wearing cucks didn't I?
>>75216656
ok
who /not studying/ here?
>>75216668
Go back pajeet.
>>75216656
>watching the pornographic Jew
>>75216654
The only one who is triggered is that guy who felt the need to reply to my post talking shit because I mentioned something
>>75216658
*raises hand*
>>75216655
>case in point
literal idiocy
Torontonian who supports all his teams here...
FUCK YA BOYS LEAFS GONNA FUCK OHBITCHKIN AND THE KEKATALS
>>75216684
>still being in school
>>75216684
>next exam isn't until next Friday
kill me senpai
>>75216668
>London
>Meth
you mean cocaine, london has a bad coke problem like most ontario cities
>>75216610
>>75216627
>>75216635
>mad
>at being laughable
lmao
>shot of white house
>remembered trump is there RIGHT NOW
>>75216684
/not in education/ reporting in
All this Beagle ice time
WHY BARRY
>>75216656
>14 get
>>75216656
Jenna Haze is literally the ugliest pornstar I've ever seen. You could cut a steak on how sharp her face is.
>>75216677
>I went outside and actually saw these people and they made me mad
we all believe you bro
>>75216658
*raises paw*
>>75216684
who /neet/ here?
reveal your welfare scams
>>75216639
>>75216698
dude you sound totally gay you know that eh
t. person who doesn't smoke cigs
>>75216710
this still occurs to me sometimes and surprises me. i love this timeline
>>75216677
511s are nice
>>75216715
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>75216701
>graduate in two weeks :)
>>75216705
me too bud!
>>75216656
pls be 10
>>75216684
/me/
Working, which is much, much better, hated studying
>>75216634
If the Leafs manages to get to the 2nd round against the Caps, I'd believe more in the Leafs winning the 2nd round, than the Bruins
>>75216698
t. has never smoked a cigarette
believes middle school propaganda
>>75216656
>>75216706
>>75216690
>has never been to london
wew lad
http://www.lfpress.com/2015/07/08/london-tops-province-in-crystal-meth-charges
http://www.lfpress.com/2016/01/04/hard-core-alcoholics-switching-to-crystal-meth
>>75216715
>>75216736
So close
The leafs will bring sporting glory to Toronto
>>75216729
just go out with rich people
>>75216718
have you ever been to toronto you fucking idiot? it's all mayo ass white bois who wish they were black
>>75216746
I live in London ya fuckin goof, although I wasnt aware of the meth though
>>75216729
>retired military collecting additional disability
Feels good... for me... mostly..
>Orlov rifles it so far wide that it creates a breakout the other way
goddamnit
>>75216666
>of all the places to move he chose Arkansas
>>75216699
so seriously what happened to supporting your team without being a total cunt about anyone that isn't """your team"""?
>live with 2 Leaf fans
>will never hear the end of it if they manage to win this series
T-they won't do it, right?
>>75216755
to Canada
FTFY
>>75216658
Enjoy getting swept by the bucks in 6
>>75216729
bash your ankle to bits with a claw hammer so you can claim disability
>>75216710
THANK YOU BASED AMERIBROS
>>75216755
The only thing that can bring glory to Toronto is an atomic bomb.
>>75216760
>toronto
>all white
is this a proxyposting ayylmao trying to figure out how to get human banter right?
>>75216767
goof as an insult, confirmed ontario
What is the nickname for the city of Toronto?
>>75216769
what's your story, squad got ambushed in Kandahar? are you a ptsd now?
>>75216804
>anime
die in a grease fire
>>75216656
>watching porn
Roll
Is kessel hurt or something?
>>75216804
cherannah
>>75216804
moronto
torabia
>>75216799
I meant of the few remaining whites, it's all mayo ass self-loathing white bois
>>75216221
did not see this coming.
Go Leafs
>>75216792
in america it'd take you two years to see a penny even if your boss did it to you on camera and signed an affidavit admitting so.
assuming you are white and don't have the password, of course.
>>75216804
The 6
TDOT
Hogtown
>>75216804
Tronna
T dot
the place with the shittiest mess of highways on the planet
>>75216782
>tfw lived with both a Laff fan and Scabs fan last year
good god. They didn't even shit with the door closed.
>>75216818
wew lad
It still amazes me how Marner wins puck battles.
>>75216804
Tdot
The six
6ix
Toronna
GTA
>A game without Reese is like a game without pros
Really now?
What a shit commercial
>>75216804
Kandaharguangzhouhailhi
>>75216804
Used to be hog town. Now it's probably something in Arabic.
>>75216822
>torabia
this made me laugh then made me sad
>>75216776
Hate when players do that. Worse thing you can do. Don't try for the far side of the net if your not a sniper.
>>75216684
>tfw done exams
>>75216760
>this autist walks down the street in unassuming work clothes, says nothing to anyone, just gets mad at people for doing things he doesn't like, probably has a frown the entire way back to his basement
please keep replying you sad faggot
>>75216251
Dude the worst is the stupid Punjab broadcaster.
seriously, grow up in rural Alberta? What were his parents thinking
>>75216835
>tfw Scabs fan
pls no bully
>>75216804
Raccon City
Tower Town
but really
Toron Kong
toronto maple leafs fan here,
why isn't phanuef playing?
>>75216804
the godless void between Guelph and Ajax
>>75216836
forgot my trip, where is he havent seen him all night
>>75216804
Poo-in-Loo junior
>>75216804
>>75216251
>dat auto commercial
>"we've been trumped"
fucking right you have fuck off chinks buy domestic fags ty
ontario cities power rankings:
Kitchener
Barrie
North Bay
Kingston
POWER GAP
Hamilton
Guelph
Sudbury
Peterborough
POWER GAP
9001. London
900002. Windsor
90000003. Toronto
9000000000000099. St Catharines
>>75216804
Tor Inshallahnto
>>75216859
I must be describing you in some manner for you to get so upset. Also I live in a sweet apartment bro
>>75216806
two tours in Worst Korea, Chair Force AMMO
heart attack left me low, seizures, PTSD is a fucking bitch
I hear about that LSD treatment and the ecstasy treatment.. I wish I could try any of them.. any thing to make the depression go away
>still 2-1
>>75216804
The big smoke
>>75216861
i mean if their idea was "let's make our kid a canadian" that is technically the right idea, surround them with nothing but honkeys and natives
My friend is a leafs fan, what is the best way to insult him?
why the fuck are his eyebrows twitching nonstop
TROTZ IS SHOOK
>>75216882
who /Guelph/ here?
>>75216894
call him a nigger
>>75216882
>peterborough
lmao fucking no
liberal as fuck town with every third person ripped on meth 24/7
derelict central
You all laughed at me when I decided to bandwagon the Leafs. Well who's laughing now?
>>75216882
Nice to see the hometown so high. What about Thunder Bay?
>>75216882
Barrie is overrun with GTA refugees. Quickly becoming another suburb of Toronto.
>hamilton good in anyway
wew
>>75216914
still me
>>75216870
He and McCabe got into a fight over who would be playing with Kaberle. Turns out, Kaberle isn't even playing anyways. Too bad for Leafs defense.
>>75216894
Insult the prophet
Man Holtby looks asleep
>>75216882
>no oshawa
>>75216732
>t. person who doesn't smoke cigs
indeed. i'm not a retard. stay cancerous faggot
Is Holtby going to spend the entire series crying about a bunch of 18 year olds in his crease?
>>75216863
Hopefully we see each other in the 2nd round
DINK
PLONK
>>75216916
too many injuns
>>75216894
tell him any child he has with his chinese girlfriend won't look like him
Will there be a post-season sale on nhl.com for jerseys? Seeing as Adidas takes over Reebok from next season
Really want an away leafs jersey
>>75216894
>last Cup in 1967
>last playoff appearance in 2004
>>75216833
Never been to MTL?
>>75216882
>no Scarsborough
gas yourself
>>75216938
who here /durham/
last two numbers are who scores the next goal
>>75216888
trips confirms sadness
smoke some weed? just avoid the drink, anon.. it'll fuck you in the long run
>>75216953
You can say that again, fuck
>>75216882
>Picton in Prince Edward County not num.1
>Leafs have to play at 200% just to have chance
>Caps playing at 25% and controlling the game
My sides. As long as >we don't completely melt down its caps in 5
>>75216945
>tells me to get cancer after i tell him i do not smoke cigarettes
do you want me to go work at one of those 80's diners that gave the waitresses lung cancer or something
>>75216882
Where's Niagara Falls
>>75216968
>scarborough
lmao
Should I go get Popeye's or Church's
>>75216969
whitby checkin in
Places I've lived in Canada:
Scarbrough
Ottawa
Waterloo
North York
Leave Washington to me
>>75216964
>Forgetting 2013 game 7 meltdown against the B's
>>75216938
Yeah I'm originally from Oshawa.
This ain't the 1960s anymore.
>>75217000
popeyes dark meat
>>75216986
i dont think you undrstand how hockey works
>the Toronto wrap-arounds
>>75216888
Korea? How old are you?
>anderson going for the hit
is that legal?
>>75217000
KFC
>>75216967
GTA infrastructure is worse, MTL drivers are worse
>>75216933
>thomas "never shoot the puck" kaberle
Great Dane should have got an interference there.
>>75216974
Never forget the day grapes called them on their bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5p5r6tiK6M
Brown got down ;_;
>>75217032
LOL
>>75216918
Same with Whitby
>>75217011
Based Dane
>>75216973
way ahead of you, my man
it's a part of who I am, and I'm mostly at peace with that..
>>75217027
37
>not the WAR, that's the 50s
>andersen
>fkin trollin
top lel
>>75217031
It was clear Interference
>>75217033
no in Montreal they cant afford to pave their roads so its just potholes literally everywehre,
>>75216974
that again
>>75216971
Oh cool Leafs win
>>75217047
t. whiteboi
>>75216961
does adidas even make hockey equipment, wtf?
>saves for days
>rink-wide sniper passes
>crushing bodychecks
is there literally anything this man can't do?
>>75217027
i think he would be referring to the 90's famine shit since i don't think there are too many 80 year olds on /sp/
>>75217063
fuck
>>75216882
>>75217073
win a playoff series
>>75217031
>>75217058
>ploffs
>calling a penalty on a goalie
gtfo
>>75216887
you're the one who started crying on a chinese cartoon website about people liking what you don't like
stay mad at people having more fun than you lmao
another (You), please
>>75216894
Call him white.
marincin is absolutely terrible what is he doing in a playoff game
Port Dover, ON is my hometown
comfy as fuck no muzzies or indians or chinks plus friday the 13th motorcycle rallies
>>75217079
>Barnaby that high
>>75217097
>this triggered wipster
go listen to some chillstep or something faggot
>>75216998
non existent outside of the main tourist strip
non-tourist Niagara is basically just st. catherines
>>75217104
>and then throw a shoe
Western pigs
>>75217052
>>75217074
Hmm TIL, don't know much about Korean history.
>>75216964
>forgetting April 13th, 2017
>>75217033
Potholes here in Ottawa are brutal this year.
It's so frustrating.
>>75217072
They own Reebok and Reebok owns CCM.
>>75216938
I actually like Oshawa but it's still a part of the GTA. Its too expensive.
What kind of person buys a specific brand of beer or coffee because they tepidly feign support for "hockey'
>>75217072
Not that I'm aware of desu
Reebok is a sister-company of Adidas as far as I'm aware though
>Laffs
>>75217079
>tfw St. John's
>>75217079
There's literally nothing in Canmore
>>75217125
Japan and Korea are supported by a strong US military presence
otherwise, and expanded version of The War would be constantly occurring
>and I'd know nothing about Russian hookers -_-
>>75217042
god forbid you state your UN-liberal opinion on a state-funded media outlet
FUCK
>>75217132
be thankful you don't live in winnipeg
i had to drive through that shithole once by accidentally missing the bypass, god damn every motherfucking street looks like a dozen landmines went off
i felt like i was in a zombie apocalypse movie
:(
>LAFFS
thats goaltender interference wtf wave that SHIT off NOW
Fuck off as if that happened
freddie made a boo boo ;-;
>laffs
FUG
>Laffs
>all these trips
Get it the fuck together, Canada
IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>Danish goaltending
>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs
JUSTIN "CLUTCH AS FUCK" WILLIAMS
SUCK MY DICK LAFFS
>IT WAS 2-0
>LAFFS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN
YES
CAPS FINALLY DECIDE TO MOVE THE PUCK A BIT
J WILLY
>Laffs
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Laffs will be screwed for OT cause there's no meme points for them to pick up
:(
>Danish goaltending
>>75217112
>p-please stop liking what I don't like
>>75217079
>oakville
literally a giant suburb, are you retarded?
>Andersen
Almost as good choker as Rask.
>crapitals fans unironically think they can win this game now
dubs and Williams scores the OT winner for the hattrick
>>75217132
>road crew spends all summer filling potholes in WA
>a winter filled with cold as fuck nights and days just warm enough to thaw the ice appears
>water turns to ice in between the asphalt cracks
>car swallowing potholes everywhere
also fuck andershit.
How about at least giving up an actual goal? That'd be nice.
Justin Williams
You hate him, then you respect him
>>75217079
>Burnbaby
HAHAHAAHAHA
>>75217192
yes it was
>laffs
>>75217193
What is this shit? The most dangerous lead in hockey is 3 - 0.
>>75217212
>>75217220
Rude Sweden
dangerous lead strikes again
>>75217212
>implying anyone can read that nonsense
>>75217164
Im familiar with the close ties of the US and Japan and Korea, just wasn't familiar with the Korean faminine in the 90's.
Hope your PTSD lessens soon bro, my brother suffers from it from being at 9/11 on the ground floor of the WTC and he still can't sleep at night
lol laffs are garbage
Holtby keeping the caps alive
>>75217218
ok bud you win!
>>75217234
R E K T
E
K
T
FINNS IN BINNS
>>75217240
No, it's 4-1
Reminder that Bettman is ABnonamerica and works ONLY for american teams, especially sunbelts.
Reminder that this game was rigged IN FAVOUR of the capitals
t. anti cheat expert
most
dangerous
lead
>>75217240
it literally is not
Such a weak call for a playoff game.
dubs and SH goal
ffs Martin
another powermeme
the only time washiton can score a goal kek
I TRIED SO HARD
>>75217276
git gud
>>75217278
dubs and PPG
>>75217079
Kelowna is pretty based. I would love to be a rich 70 year old living there being white.
dubs caps
>all those chad cap fans
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Considering how the game is going that is a pretty weak call.
>>75217285
AND GOT SO FAR
>All the canadian teams will be eliminated in the first round
hmmm
>>75217275
Proof?
>>75217276
Trips and Boyle takes out Ovechkin for the series
Based Brown on this pk
>>75217301
But in the end
>>75217285
>>75217301
freddy is at the perfect age to have unironically been a linkin park fan as a kid too
>Shitvechikin
Lmao Ovie
>>75217299
>>75217276
you forget it benefits the capitals in washington
>laffs
гoттa гo фacт
>Ovechkin
kek what the fuck was that
ovechkincrashandburn.gif
>>75217321
NO LOSER POINTS IN THE PLAYOFFS
>>75217316
>Ovi
Kek they'd be better off killing backstrom
>ovechkin in charge of skating
>>75217313
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2%E2%80%930_lead_is_the_worst_lead
I stand corrected
Washington is dominating, too physical for Toronto Nambla Leags
>Ovie trips himself
>ovechshit
lmao crosby will ALWAYS be better
>>75217326
Russians hacked the result?
>>75217313
>Slippy O
>>75217294
is being white all the hype
>>75217330
>hating on Sikhs
they're literally bros
>>75217353
russians hacked ovechkin!@!!!!
>>75217285
I'm sorry, but did the Leafs already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the end of two. Does not having the lead at the start of the lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.
>>75217312
nah, I'd like to see another canuck city looted by "hockey fans" after a game 7 finals loss
>>75217344
>phone poster
you gotta go back
>>75217356
CALL THE GYPSY
HE IS NEEDED
>>75217255
>faminine
kek
Andersen would be a really elite goaltender if he didn't get memed on all the time.
>>75217367
>t. Sikh IDF
pajeet please
>>75217296
>>75217296
trufe
>>75217367
>shiks are brotier
>//reddit//
>>75217374
>we lost the game
>but it's cool cuz i got a new tv and pocketed a couple packages of batteries
literally the most logical violent outburst possible
Ovi has been pretty silent this game and that slip wasn't a good sign. This means he'll come out pissed and score early in the 3rd though (I hope).
>crapitals need meme goals to beat the laffs
>>75217362
Yeah man, every night I just go to the white people club and get free stuff
>>75217367
whatever you say Pajeet Singh
>>75217367
>sigks r BROS lol i swere
shit meme
>>75217367
they're nig-nogs with turbans
>>75217296
chads are /ourguys/
>>75217408
Lol never ever
>>75217389
>>75217402
>>75217412
>>75217413
>>75217418
ALL THESE RACISTS ON MY BOARD
>>75217408
he will probably pee in his pants and miss the 3rd period
>>75217406
>not going home drunk and beating your gf and dog
>>75217436
t. Pajeet Mahad
>>75217420
fo neva eva?
>>75217436
>>75217420
>420
How's the legal weed coming? I read Trudeau was actually going to something about it recently. Also they all say never ever until it's too late to take it back (unless you're the pens or rags).
>>75217408
>he will probably pee in his pants and miss the 3rd period
>>>
> Anonymous 04/13/17(Thu)20:57:39 No.75217442 â–¶
>>live with gf
>>i bought tv, speakers, I pay for cable
>>somehow get forced to stream game on laptop while she watches big brother canada
>am i getting cucked?
>>>
> Anonymous 04/13/17(Thu)20:57:44 No.75217445 â–¶
>>>75217408
he will probably pee in his pants and miss the 3rd period
>>75217367
>>>/out/
>/r/eddit
>>75217408
I can't be the only one who has noticed that Ovie has fallen like five times.
Actually I've seen multiple Caps fall a lot untouched. Don't know what the fuck is wrong with them.
>tfw all the brown people in Maple leaf square can't even skate
>>75217442
Yes she is getting reamed by ahkmed as you read this
>>75217442
you're definitely a cuck
>>75217442
yes. you should have also bought whatever you need to stream big brother without telling her and then unapologetically say you reserve the tv during hockey games
>>75217436
t. Ranjeet
>>75217442
>living with a gf
enjoy the move out when you inevitably break up
>>75217442
Yes. Tell her to PVR that shit
J dubs trying to drag these chokers to the final himself after being a complete passenger last year.
>Sikhs are bro tier
>>75217436
>t. Rajeet Sighneet
who else /reddit/ here?
>>75217461
What the hell is this post
>>75217468
not to mention all the shots they've fanned on terribly
they're visibly nervous
>>75217497
>>75217487
if he's in ontario he's going to get rekt in in court for a "common law marriage"
this thread is fucking disgusting
>>75217294
I'm a plumber in Ontario and am seriously considering moving to Kelowna to work service calls for rich fucks.
i only go to reddit to get stream links. i-is that okay?
>>75217436
Back to red- back to hfboards with you
>>75217367
Sikhs are nigger tier in high concentrations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdyDlMqcRUs
Cozy as fuck
>both games at intermission
Suffering
>>75217488
>>75217487
>>75217482
>>75217474
>>75217473
op here, shes also recording greys anatomy while watching big brother while its also recording
im getting cucked arent i
>>75217367
t. Deepak Signh
>>75217442
>you make her bf poutine and rub her feet while she zucks the dick
>>75217442
>Big Brother
I've never actually looked into that show before now, so I went to the website and this was one of the front page clips
http://bigbrothercanada.globaltv.com/watch/1-kiss-2-kiss-kevin-william-kiss
>>75217521
iktf
>>75217436
t. Panhat Mohandis Arkmanadahood Pooja
>have a false valve and PTSD
>99 problems
>and bitch ain't one
larfing out some of you @<:^)
>>75217469
>downtown toronto
>sports bandwagon capital of the world
>>75217442
I'll give you the only serious answer. If you have an even remotely good relationship, you should be able to explain to her how important the playoffs are and how you will be monopolizing the TV for a couple of months. You've spent six months, 2.5 hrs/game, in other words a lot of time watching your team and it's important to you.
If she doesn't get that then she is a stuck up bitch and you should consider dumping her ass. But that's gonna be a bitch with the moveout...
Marner is my spirit animal.
>>75217551
cringe
>>75217527
>not telling her to fuck off
>>75217461
what?
>>75217442
>tfw gf picked up beer because she knows how the Caps yearly choking distresses me
>>75217536
gay
what's everybody munchin on during intermission?
>>75217551
GTFO
>>75217528
>>75217517
>>75217516
>>75217494
>>75217465
>>75217453
>>75217447
>>75217543
>all these cucks not watching HNIC in punjabi
it's literally a Canadian tradition
>>75217564
NOW that
is a lady.... where'd you guys meet ? =3
>>75217577
scotch
>>75217551
>tfw first boned a girl 17 years ago
>tfw it was more than half a lifetime ago
>>75217551
I was until 24, and then I had three one night stands in a period of two months
It can be changed if you don't give up
>>75217577
>>75217551
Same
>>75217563
>>75217500
Ovechkin, the stinky smlly russian, will urinate in his pants and miss the 3rd
fuck i wanna buy a chamelon
>>75217551
haven't been laid in coming up on 3 years so its growing back i suppose
>>75217551
OK I thought you guys overuse the PAJEET meme but this guy must be a legitimate pajeet
>>75217577
what the fuck is that shit on the fries?
>>75217592
>roommate worked with her an introduced us
>Shes a thicc roller derby player
>We all live together now
Once in a lifetime
>>75217577
how do you call those fries? i've never been to in-n-out, but if i ever do i want those fries.
>>75217577
>west coast """""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""
Anyone know how to get .webm files to run in the safari browser? I hate having to open VLC in a new window?
>>75217615
pre puke
>>75217442
BB is LITERALLY better than hockey
>>75217615
looks like thousand island dressing
>>75217623
fries SUPREME
>>75217604
>>75217577
Noice
POST YOUR BEER HERE
>>75217617
;_; should made a romcom about it
>>75217551
I lost it at 20
>>75217615
Coming from the leaf
>>75217577
did you vomit on those fries?
>>75217631
t. roastie
>>75217504
he doesn't have to be in ontario, i know a dude in BC who has to pay to support his ex-gf and kids that aren't his because they lived together for awhile
Matthews kinda has a piggy nose
oink oink
>>75217468
Ovie falls pretty often.
But Caps are off their game for sure.
>>75217647
t. shit taste man
>>75217650
>>75217638
>Tfw virginia native living in chiraq
Great beer tho.
>>75217666
Matt Martin?
>>75217551
>not being a glorious homosex and having random hook-ups
it's a fun life
>>75216746
I went to grad school in London (something you could never accomplish), its miles better than the abortion they named Toronto. Couldnt wait to get out of their after undergrad.
>>75217666
thats brad pitt not matthrews
>>75217649
Honestly it's better to stick to one night stands and hookers.
>>75217688
>dubs confirmed
hmm, live and learn I guess
>>75217468
Verizon center ice is notoriously trash. Ovi also falls alot when he has no one to pass to but isnt in a place to shoot so he stops too fast.
>>75217691
LOL
AHAHAHHA
MY SIDES
IS THIS KID SERIOUS
AHHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK
HAHAHAHA
HOLY COW
THIS MUST BE A TROLL
PLEASE
I AM CRYIN
MY SIDES
>>75217691
congrats on fucking around for 3 more years and getting a shitty masters at western while people with actually useful degrees got jobs right out of school
>>75217551
21 year old virgin here. dont give your wizard powers away to a succubus
>>75217551
who cares man, there's probably a ton of people that were virgins until they were 25-30 and then came into their own with cool girls later in life as opposed to retards like me that fucked around a bit in their late teens and now haven't sniffed pussy in years like me
>>75217577
Roast Beef and Swiss and a tall cold one.
dubs and Leafs score 4 goals this period
>>75217707
just be sure to douche if you take it up the pooper.
>>75217551
i'd vow celibacy if i could only be close with another human being again.
>>75217649
I think it's 7 years in BC or something.
My gay friend "lived" with his partner on and off for 7 years and now he's got free shit.
>>75217733
>again, confirmed
thanks for the swell advice, Mr. Fagnasty =3
gonna go try that now
>>75217468
DC is on the coast and right at the sunbelt, of course the ice is trash
next you'll tell me there's some sort of issue with the ice in carolina or florida
fuck the Craps
>>75217691
I don't know why anyone would choose to live in Toronto. The traffic is insane and it's expensive as fuck. So many other comfy cities in Ontario to live instead.
>>75217729
quads for ovechtrick
>>75217767
This. Even Ottawa is more comfy.
>>75217733
I thought it was called an enema when it's for your butt
is there any way we can get joe b and locker to do a piratecast of the caps in round 2?
>>75217739
i don't think it's even a year, like 8 months is enough
>>75217718
>>75217605
>>75217551
>lying on the internet to get (YOU)'s
>>75217774
Shoulda waited 15 seconds
>>75217767
>>75217777
its where any relevant job is my neet poor losers
>>75217777
Quads confirmed
>>75217795
but i am though
>>75217777
I'm in Ottawa.
Public transportation is shit but other than that it's pretty good
>>75217789
you can use either. just whenever I buy a douche, everyone thinks it's for a "girlfriend"
>>75217800
Ottawa is literally all about jobs but at least there's less shitskins.
>>75217714
Western is a decent school. Also people with Masters degrees on average make more money.
>>75217660
i'd fuck you so i guess youre right
>>75217777
>>75217777
>>75217777
Toronto is confirmed as the trashiest city in North America
they had a lot of competition, but they just barely pulled it of
Well Done, Torontans (or what ever)
>>75217828
>Torontans
>>75217821
ottawa is irrelevant as fuck and theres nothing to do there lol what headquarters are in Ottawa? 0? Headquarters in Toronto 456,346,235
yeah if you want to work somewhere rrelvant it is in Toronto
>>75217815
heh thanks fagbro
I took it up the poopchute once from a tranny in the bathroom stall of an after hours joint but it somehow wasn't a giant mess
>>75217836
sorry xD
>>75217739
>>75217791
It's two years continuous (with continuity allowing for some on-off)
t. BC bar member
This will go to OT
>>75217822
Maybe more money than someone with a BA in sociology but I'm pretty sure your masters in lesbian dance theory isn't gonna out-earn computer engineering
>>75217806
You'd better have a good explanation for that shit.
>>75217822
Western is literally a school for kids too dumb to get into a good school
All of the retarded kids at my high school went to Guelph, Western and McMaster
>>75217856
how hard is it to comprehend? i havent had sex
>>75217739
he got half the dildo collection?
>>75217839
And what do you do in Toronto Sean? Go to a bar full of shitskins and overpay for drinks? Watch their fantastic sports teams? Toronto is a fucking shithole bud.
>>75217859
Western has the best business school, and decent dentistry/medicine though.
>>75217800
>big city is where the jobs are meme
This is just false. In fact there are usually more jobs available in smaller cities because they don't have a thousand people applying for them and have a harder time finding talent.
>>75217889
This. I moved to the burbs and tech recruiters are contacting me like crazy.
>>75217604
Great fucking taste anon.
>>75217913
lol you're a fat shitskin that works IT at Ryerson. You're nothing Sean and never will be
>>75217913
Do you also have a 9 inch dick?
>>75217914
>tech recruiter in the suburb
so its a poorfag job in irrelevant land
like i said, money and real jobs are in Toronto
>>75217934
I am white and do not work at Ryerson
nice projection though Ranjeet
>>75217948
>i make real money but wont say how
>on the internet
autistic
>>75217944
Its a commonly established fact here that I am rich lol newfag lurk more
>>75217948
>software engineering
>poorfag job
stay mad sean. maybe one day you'll get promoted to webmaster.
>>75217968
>Wont say how
I work in Toronto, thats how you imbecilic fuck
So an entire series of leafs shitting on other, different leafs. Think ill just stay off 4chan for tbe rest of this series
>>75217968
Seans a fat shitskin that resets routers and fixes printers at Ryerson
>>75218012
so does pajeet at fucking tims cleaning your shit from the bathroom stalls you faggot
tell us what you do or forever be labelled a lying cuck
>>75217979
>Tripfag thinks he's special
>>75218042
nice projection Ranjeet, i see i striked a nerve or two KEK
>>75218053
>please Sean tell me how i can be rich like you!
lol lurk more newfag
>>75218056
>tripfag
back to !reddit
>>75218067
buddy you were literally doxxed years ago then you left. everyone knows you're a fat shitskin working IT at Ryerson
>>75217913
No you don't, you live in a one bedroom apartment and take the subway to work.
>>75218056
Hes not even a proper trip fag
i am a huge faggot who sucks cock
>>75218078
Kek
>>75218078
nice projection ranjeet, tell you what ill pay you 10 dollars for your turban, i need to wipe my ass with it
>>75218079
I own an estate as well as a penthouse in downtown toronto, to name a few of my properties lol
>>75218101
Tfw i am 5 foot 3 and am poor AF sotty for lying guys
>>75218101
>sean ramjagsingh still comes by /sp/ to tell lies
Man, this is a good hockey game.
This series will be pretty good.
>>75218114
Sorry to hear that LOL
>american
oh youre probably just mexican, thats the norm for you isnt it?
>>75218116
>lies
lol is this your first year on 4chan?
>>75218067
what the fuck do you care if i do what you do
im accusing you of being full of shit and im right because you cant prove youre wealth
stop lying on the internet its embarrassing
>>75218126
Dont believe the canadian Sean he is an imposter
>>75218067
Do you poop out currypaste?
>>75218142
the only reason you dont believe me is because you're a poor shitskin plummer living in buttfuck nowhere jelly of my superior Toronto Masterrace earning skills
>>75218150
I bet you live in Brampton you smelly shitskin fuck KEK
Shattenkirk having a good game. Who can >we rob the blues of in the summer?
Hope Bowey can fill his role next year
>>75218171
good talk you faggot
dead? its OT!!
How on earth did Wilson score from there?