BALTIMORE ORIOLES AT TORONTO BLUE JAYS OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

I hope liriano appreciates how much his era will improve

Blue Jays, you say?

skeleton crew due to the laffers today

dat sec speed

I saw people comment on Facebook that they're happy it's just buck and pat again. I like having dan Shulman in but he is probably seen as too critical whereas buck and pat just sell the team. Shulman excels at national or unbiased broadcasts.

3 up 3 down on 11 pitches, kek

>>75215010
And that's with Gausman who usually has 100 pitches after 4 innings

>>75215010

to be fair liriano did the same on 13

PLEASE WAKE UP BATS

>>75215057
>Sikh
>Muslim

hmm

Bringing back the white panel hats was a great idea

>>75215102
Can't even afford a proper asian minority

disgraceful

>>75215102
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182

you're right what an important difference

>>75215057
The terror attacks and shootings happen in your country. Remember?

>>75215162
Yeah but we go out and murder a couple of muslims to make up for it. You guys import 4,000 more

When did you realize you are a worthless human being you miserable cuck

>>75215187

EDGY
D
G
Y

>>75215187
Nah we'll be just fine.

based hardy

>>75215255
Sure you will be since you ever leave your basement

Dat GiDP doe

>>75215306
>basement nazi bragging about killing muslims when he's too scared to go outside

o i am laffin

stupid autist back to your containment board

>>75215306
Is this what goes for American banter now days? Your posts are getting progressively more cringey.

>adam chimpout jones

frisco dealing again wewwwwwww

>>75215349
I'm right where i belong watching the Jays lose another game
>Getting swept by the brewers
How does it feel looking up at the everyone else for the whole year?

>>75215357
>>75215349
/pol/ ruined shitposting desu

Now nobody can pull off edgy ironic shitposts without outing themselves as an unironic moron

based ST frisco is back lads

whoop shit

Well, the one positive is that toronto's pitching has looked really good so far, with good pitching you're going to win games eventually. It would be nice if the rest of the jays figured their shit out though

Why are Sikhs made fun of here? Shouldn't /pol/ love sikhs, considering their religion basically turned into the Indian Anti-Islam Defence Force?

for me, it's the smug bird

>>75215511
who fucking knows, those retards can't even agree on which whites to hate

BASED kp

why does pillar look so small? he is 6 foot

Anyone else's tv feed choppy?

whew!

That's another three at bats with RISP and no run scored for the Jays

YAY RISP

SERIOUSLY BUCK WHY DO YOU HATE ASIANS

CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PLAY KIM INSTEAD OF CRAIG "CAREER WAS OVER 2 YEARS AGO" GENTRY

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUCK WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DAMN RACIST

THIS IS THE SAME GOD DAMN SHIT AS LAST YEAR WHERE YOU WOULD PLAY NOLAN "WALKING INJURY" REIMOLD OR DREW "STRIKEOUT MACHINE" STUBBS OR BUMFUCK SHITTYHITTER INSTEAD OF A GUY WITH A .308 AVERAGE AND .380 OBP

FUCK

>scroll wheel works for all my other tabs
>cant scroll in the /dirtybirds/ general

Nothing to do with the game, and probably more of a /g/ post, but why

Jays are a mess

a big fat mess!

>>75215841
>playing kim at rogers centre

wanna get a can in the face faggot?

>>75215511
do you expect them to have any nuanced thought at all

>tfw getting drunk watching the O's until the early hours and sleeping in as long as I want on good friday

have to say I'm getting pretty comfy over here

Nice thread, guys!

>>75215974
I spent all day thinking today was friday because of tomorrow being a holiday

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>>75215984
thanks bby

>>75215841
Kim sucks. His last RBI was the only good thing I remember him doing in a long time

>>75216023
O's don't need a good player in his spot though

Just having more runners on base would be a huge plus in a team that hits so many dongs

>>75216023
>.308 with a .380 OBP
>sucks

SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING THE GAME, BUCK

That's a pretty fucking terrible call

>rely on going back to a fucking headquarters for reviews
>get your reviews wrong still

well thats the worst call so far this season

Wow
I'll take it, but wow

>>75216050
just checked their stats for this year- I stand corrected. Kim is 3 for 9 and Gentry's 0-8

fuck Gentry!

>>75216223
The approach for LHP appears to be "what if we start all of our shit hitters"

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I'm back baby.

>that call

..................

Is Gasman finally good, or are the Blue Jays just really bad?

>>75216316
Jays are a mess

>>75216316
Gauss-cannon is SO much better.

Also
>Blue Jays Offense

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>Rangers working their way up to the top of the AL West
>The Gays are 1-7 with 0 hope of making the playoffs

Who really won this brief war between the Rangers and Gays? I'm gonna go with the team that will actually be in the postseason this year (The Rangers).

>>75216316
bit of both really though tbf the jays have been making pitchers look really good recently

>>75216316
He's looked better but he usually ends up with one inning where he throws like 40 pitches and gives up 5 runs so he could just be waiting to do that

>>75216333

im gonna go with the team that has won a world series

>>75216333
maybe you'll actually win an ALDS this year, congrats

wait hahahaha no you fucking won't

>ONE

math/rocket science brehs

2 mediums or 1 large pizza?

help

>>75216377
depends on the toppings

here we go

is lellington, dare i say, good?

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fuck yeah Mancini

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

Great send bobby you fucker

Why the fuck did they send Mancini?

>>75216377
2 with different toppings obv

SCHOOP

That was a little eh to send Mancini though

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>>75216333
>2012 Wild Card Game

Sad!

I don't mind aggressive baserunning. plays at the plate are difficult as fuck

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Outfield assists to home are my favorite plays. Nothing like a perfectly executed relay.

Run scored game over time to watch the leafs

Jays S H O O K

>4 straight hits

at least he was elite for a bit

Can someone sock a dinger to bring JJ home? He's gonna be late for bingo night.

its only april

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>>75216425
>>75216422
2lo is god

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we about to go fenway on these niggas

>>75216459
>gentry
we about to gidp

I can't believe Craig Gentry still plays baseball. He played a total of 40 games in the last 2 years and I didn't even notice.

>gentry

why.jpg

At this point I actually want him to get a bunt in play

Andino's in AAA he should be called up to be a useless leadoff

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Is Kim seriously THAT bad against LHP that we need to keep him from ever seeing one? I'd rather see him strike out three times than Gentry at this point, it'd make more room for another AAAA pitcher or something...

thanks jose

Adam fuckit-i'm-swinging-for-the-fences-every-pitch Jones

JOEY GLOVES

He would've caught that without jumping into the wall desu

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>>75216352
>>75216360
>>75216413
The Gays are just another cum rag rivalry with the Rangers to be used and then thrown away after they've failed to keep up just like the Yankees, Angels, Astros, and A's.

We are kings of our division, you are just another free wins patsy of whoever wins the division between the Yankees and Red Sox.

>>75216502

He's playing over based Kim, too.

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>tfw gonna be too busy tonight to compile all the strike outs the Jays get in the game

Oh well, here's last nights
https://my.mixtape.moe/cgoftk.mp4

yawn loser rags typing up a storm

>2 straight alds losses

sad

I hope you all enjoyed Russell's monthly hit last night. Maybe in May it'll be a dinger. I can't wait.

you are now aware that all the shit teams in the AL East have blue in their color scheme

Just got home from work to see that we're already on our way to our 8th loss. This sucks man.

>>75216724
>we

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Based

>>75216724
not to be overly optimistic because the team might very well be shit but teams with slow starts tend to do well down the stretch, it's weirdly disproportionate

this is definitely shitty though

Marlins got a salami in the first and are now trailing 6-4

lel

An Orioles starter lasted 5 innings!

Have the Gays ever actually signed a top tier free agent or are they just a glorified farm system for real teams?

>Couldn't even outbid the pathetic Injuns for EE

Sad!

>>75216805
Only 3 teams have ever started 1-7 and still made the playoffs. I don't want to write off the season yet, but feels bad.

>>75216602
>cheering for the laughingstock of sports
>cheering for the biggest chokers in mlb history
>cheering for a franchise that promotes nambla

>rags

This is gonna be a three-pitch inning, isn't it?

>tulos hand is swollen

fug

>>75216845
What were the three teams and the years they did it?

>>75216843
They signed Steve Peace last offseason

>>75216843
Wasn't the Jays offer actually bigger in the end?

He turned it down so they went and spent the money on other players

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>>75216890
>2 one-pitch outs
>1 three-pitch strikeout
Close enough

I hate this team. Expos return when?

>>75216898
2011 Rays
'95 Reds
'74 Pirates

>>75216942
>yfw the 2013 Jays motto was #lovethisteam

>fucking travis threw at tulos hand during tossaround and hit him on the knuckle

>>75216942
A team in ottawa would be nice

>>75216845
true this is a lot worse than most "slow starts" but the only thing to do is keep cheering the boys on

tbf most of the 1-7 teams that didn't make the playoffs definitely weren't teams that made the postseason the season before. our pitching is great but this lineup is in full JUST mode and might stay that way, we'll see.

>>75216982
Does Ottawa have a 40k seating baseball park?

Fucking Travis lmao

>travis killing tulo

>>75216982
I grew up an Expos fan and was devastated when they left. Any other team in Canada would be nce to cheer for besides the Jays.

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>>75216978
>Tulo goes on 60 day DL tomorrow

>>75214846
In America We would shoot this Muslim in the face.

Fuck this minority fuck

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time for the

>bullpen

FUCK
U
C
K

>Donaldson injured for 1 run

Oy vey

>Whole team ded
BRING UP THE BUFFALO BOYS

cons: runs conceded
pros: they killed donaldson

>RUN

YES

>DOLAN

NOOOOOOOO SHIT SHIT

DONALDSON DONE FOR YEAR
GG JAYS 2018 OUR YEAR

p-pls be okay Jash

>Donaldson hits a great double
>rounds 1st and his calf gives out

surgery inc. gone 3 months

the firesale is real lads

I AM FUCKING DYING INSIDE

rip dolan
rip season
rip optimists

GOD DAMMIT PAT THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT AGAIN WITH YOUR BLACK MAGIC JINXES FOR DAYS

>oh well the good thing is, donaldson running free and able

GOOD JOB

wow, even when the gays do good something bad happens

>using your backup catcher as a PR

but y

>>75216333
nice trips, honestly made me lol

Although in all seriousness, this lack of offense from a supposed offensive juggernaut is worrying. Was edwin really the kingpin behind this lineup?

Goins is probably dead in the clubhouse or something

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>this game

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>O'Day warming up

please for the love of god have some velocity tonight

>>75217277
any one of us could probably K the jays the way they're going right now

all o'day has to do is throw some sort of breaking ball constantly

>>75217311
Imagine actually pitching in a MLB game

watch out for comebackers

The 2 white front panels on the jays' hats look fantastic, but the white front helmet is disgusting

>>75217383
Implying you could deal with eephus, eephus change and 40 foot eephus makeup

>>75217383
when I played baseball I got hit in the face by a groundball. wasn't hit very hard but hurt like hell. can't imagine getting clocked in the head by a 100 mph liner.

Tfw 1-8

>>75217407
it's pretty easy dealing with 4 pitches in the dirt, you just walk to first

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>>75217407
>>75217443
the fuck

>>75214846
based SUPERFAN

liriano's pitched a hell of a game, but its time to get him out of there. Id hate to see management ruin this start for him

>Bordick - "Might as well whack it"

>>75217524
Ump feels bad for the Jays

wow the ump called ball 4 and 5 strike 1 and 3

impressive

fucking faggot

That's why schoop swings at everything lol

Takes for once and gets struck out

>>75217582
Schoop got fucked in that AB

biaGOAT

With O'Day in it means that an Orioles pitcher actually got a quality start!

>that bat spray-down during the copyright message

kino

I swear to christ gibby if you put osuna in this game and they aren't leading

Was that O'Day feeling better or >jasy hitting

>>75217823
Both

O'Day looked solid though

clean out your locker, Gentry

Fuck off with the meme bunt attempts, Gentry

>>75217895
lock him and Ubaldo in a room together

whoever survives keeps their spot

>>75217895
i'm steaming caps. no more bandwidth. what happened?

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>>75217927
Gentry is garbage

>>75217927
He tried to bunt and then gave up an easy out again

i like joe tbqhwy joe

>>75217927
gentry tried to bunt and failed (again) then grounded out to make himself 0 for 10 on the year

>>75217972
only 0 for 10? sounds like we need that hot bat on the jays right now

>>75217999
is pompey still alive?

why on earth are you toronto bros watching this shit team instead of your leafs? they're tied in the third

>>75218027
concussion

Whos first to go in the firesale? Osuna? Donaldson?

>>75218038
>implying they wont lose as well

>>75218038
I want to see Toronto teams do poorly

Brach is so good.

>>75218059
Pearce back to the Orioles for a bag of apples and a plastic bag

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God Bless Brad Brach

dodgy ump wants to go to bed

I thought Nav Bhatia was a Raptors meme. Regardless he is based and I am part of his fan page.

>>75218154
>tfw no more pies

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>>75218154

is it just me or is joe smith somehow /fa/

>>75218203
i fucking knew the iluminati was behind this

>>75218224
Those new balances are pretty tight 2bh

>>75218203
fuck

Ah it took 6 months but Britton finally coming in

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Joe Smith.

Wow.

So, he's their Darren O'Day?

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>>75218203

do you guys think Morales regrets coming to the jays?

Can we at least wait for 2outs before throwing up the consecutive save graphic

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BALL

>>75218422
Nigger is embarrassed as fuck rn.

Steve Pearce walk off home run

Don't fuck up Pillar

BIRTHDAY WALKOFF INCOMING

GET EM STEVE GET EM

based umpball

things just got interesting

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>britton's about to blow a save

my dick is pure diamonds

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

don't worry bout them zach, just keep dealin

>>75218508
Yeah, no. Gays are gunna LOSE. '17 Jays are the worst club in MLB right now.

>>75218540
>don't worry bout them zach
Ohh yeah Zakky don't worry about this shit team that's like 1 for like fucking 10 right now lololol

Britton's going to get away with it the absolute madman

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LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

It has to be Pearce

Steve pls. This is your chance to become a certified meme legend.

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>that play

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wtf just steal home u pussy

RISP
I
S
P

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>that RISP

NEVER IN DOUBT

Damn

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LGTSS

>gays

Holy shit

Just as close as that one Rays game where it almost happened too

gg Jays

I think I died a little

ayy lmao how low can those ticket prices go

>being in a pitching duel with the orioles
>losing

1-161 season INCOMING!

>laughing at jays season ticket holders
>laughing at overpriced rogers center tickets and the suckers that buy them
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahaahaahaahahahaha Cucks. Fuck rogers!!!!

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>>75218673
Just try this and you'll be ok

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#ItGetsBetter

Sanchise will shut em down tomorrow, d-don't worry guys

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>RISPy business

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>cash register sounds

>>75218690
Nav Bhatia must be pissed right now he probably spent a fortune on his tickets

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Adieu
Adieu

>>75218729
Wish my team had such dank memes

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>>75218728
a raptors championship will make everything better

>>75218806
>raptors
>championship
hahahahaahahahaahahahaahhahaha oh my Toronto.

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im ready to fucking die now