/hoc/

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

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First for Sharks

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Toronto Maple Jonnes better have their Bonaquas ready, for Ovi will make sure these boys spend their next autumn in the KHL.

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>cantcups

Predictions? Any noteworthy memes in sight for tonight?

Caps > Leafs
Preds > Hawks
Ducks > Flames

>>75213746
Flames in OT tbqh

>>75213746
as much as i fucking hate it reddithawks will be in the finals

>>75213761
you're a fucking funny guy anon I laughed

>>75213730
why? i should kick your ass back to rebbit

>>75213764
lmao binny i thought your people were smart

>>75213764
>>75213746
that being, they're going to sweep the pedros

Kek there's 3 Pajeets in Leaf jerseys on my bus

>>75213746

>Caps > Leafs
Caps win convincingly in regulation
Matthews gets in a fight with Ovie after a big hit
Marner gets injured
Babcock gets ejected after screamming at one of the refs

>Preds > Hawks
Pk Subban scores goal in OT to give it to the Preds


>Ducks ? Flames
One of these teams will be KEKED TO DEATH for certain

Moose will get hammered for sure

>>75213815
do they smell of curry and pork?

Is Ohio known for anything?

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REMINDER

Chicago is NOT REDDIT

Totonto Maple LAFFS are REDDIT

>>75213815
are you and your brothers going to the game?

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>>75213829

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>>75213831
why did you edit this?

>>75213746
Caps Leafs will be shitpost central no matter how it goes.

The other two have way higher meme potential.

>>75213829
astroNOTs

I just found out hitting tab brings you to the top of the page

>>75213849
I ain't no Laffs fan m8

>>75213831
>Edit Floyers to old number 1
>Dont have the sense to edit their rank change

I mean I know its b8 but put some effort into it.

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SCREEN CAP THIS

>>75213819
Giordano to die and flames to lose

>>75213887
FUCK ONE NUMBER OFF

>>75213887
>>75213898
cringe

>>75213888
Trips confirm

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>Laffs fans

Analysts just called Crawford a hall of fame goalie on NHL tv, holy fuck. Crawdad has to be the most overrated goalie in my generation by far, wouldn't even be a starter on any other team

>>75213887
Kys you delusional laffcuck

>>75213927
>Wants to take a jab Leafs fans
>Post a picture of hundreds of bodies from a massacre

""""""""""hilarious""""""""""""

I get you want to shitpost, but c'mon

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>>75213932
he's not a hofer for sure

Odd request but: Not sure how to word this but last year I remember a bracket type picture but each team was divided into 4. Each win coloured in more of their logo and a full logo/four wins meant they'd won that round. Anyone got a link to that sort of thing? A quick visual representing of where all the series are at? Thank you
ALSO GO LEAFS!!!! All the way from Leicester England :D

>>75213829
presidents, the civil war was won because of ohio, car industry had some of its roots here, was the biggest industrial city in the US and for a couple years the entire world, the richest of the rich would live in cleveland, known for one of the best AHL teams to ever play, the first generation of classic rock was founded here, the worlds rubber development capital thats all north of columbus, we have also had the second most presidents born here, if you want to find out more about central and south ohio ask a cincinnatin

>>75213951
But don't you see how le edgy he's being by making fun of mass suicide. It's epic dude youre just sensitive

>>75213927
Isnt that jones town?
Werent most those people from Cali?

>>75213962
They showed his intensely subpar stats head to head vs finnish goaltending and tried to say he was the MVP of the hawks and Rinne fell apart even though Rinne had better stats, wonder how much Crawdad paid them for this dicksucking

>>75213951
>>75213988
reddit

>>75213994
Be honest though if you had to be homeless somewhere wouldnt it be cali?

>>75214025
id like to be homeless in oregon

>>75213829
rivers catching on fire and putting chili and cheese on pasta

>>75214047
bad sean impression

>>75214035
Gets to cold m8, winter nights would kill you

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I just dont want the leafs to be embarrassed

/hoc/'s """""""""predictions""""""""""" Are always them picking the teams to win that they like. /hoc/ is always wrong.

>>75214069
>oregon
>cold

>>75214080
Hnnnnnnnnng

post bonaqua

>>75214080
Youre in the wrong time line for that

>>75214106
>cold enough for snow
Too cold to be homeless in

>>75214078
>he doesnt like me
fuck off back to spittsburgh

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I have a good feeling about tonight lads

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Just got prescription deodorant we gonna be dry

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>>75214149
>call it in Bettman

>>75214149
is matthews asperger

>>75214164
holy fuck lmao

>>75213746
craps
hawks
flimflammmmmmmmies

>>75213746
Caps
Prods
Dorks

Flames will break the curse tonight

>>75213746
logic says:
caps
hawks
ducks

>>75214250
but what if they don't

do leafs have any chance ?

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if digits wild win stanley

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>>75214250
>>75214259
no to both
>tfw

>>75214259
Their defense men are in bad shape.

>>75214258
They will in game two

>>75214311
checking your doubles, sean.

Hopefully Washington makes it past the second round lol

If I get trips here the blue jackets will win it all

>>75214360
>>75214360
>>75214360

Leafs @ Caps Gamethread!

Forgot to title the thread. Will be better for game 2.

>>75214356
If i get singles, the blue jackets get nothing

>>75214356
close my man

>>75214369
babby's first thread?

>>75214383
must be

someone make a proper thread pls

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Not sure about this new logo. Politics should stay out of hockey desu.

>>75214395
Got u family

>>75214419
>>75214419
Maple Leafs @ Capitals
>>75214419
>>75214419

>>75214420
is weed haram?

>>75214395
>>75214430
autism samefag

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>>75214446
Regular everyday austism

reminder that the laffs wouldnt even be in the playoffs if the faggots in pittsburgh just kept the lead caps fans can blame pittsburgh if they lose the series

>>75214501
Hi Ted why are you a new meme?

>>75214511
i dont know, pittsburgh fags just seem to like my dick enough

>>75213642
Picks:
>laffs
Blackhawks
Flames

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>call yourself the state of hockey
>no cups
>only 3 players on america's team

>>75214587

>Who the fuck let a scrub from Iowa on this team?

>>75214587
what

>>75214645
ameraicas 2nd best goalie i guess

>>75214678

America is fucked.

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>>75214712
you cannot flim flam the jim jam

>>75214771
How many games was that?

Holy shit I forgot Red Wings still exists.

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>it's a "crapitals shit the bed in the playoffs" episode

Capitals >capping early

>>75214800
Who?

>>75214889
08 champs

>andersen already fucking getting bumped

pls no

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Big guy: me
The prize: Stanley Cup
Worm: laffs

>>75214788
25

>>75214984
welcome to the ploffs lil buddy

>>75215014
Greg Wyshynski?

Laughing SO HARD at the Washington Capitals

That should be a good goal

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hoping for an easy second round here

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>caps fans after they lose in the first round to a 2nd round exit team

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>mfw the caps pull off their biggest choke job yet

which coach is getting fired when their team gets eliminated first round?
trotz for sure.

Gee I wish I had some Johnsonville sausage

holy shit, the caps just got cucked hard on a 5 on 3

ovi literally cannot hold the blue line and needs to make oshie take it around him while he stands still in the red circle

is there a more overrated player in history

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>>75215450
no

>>75215509
unironically towes

>>75215509
Ovi is overrated shit. He holds that team back more than he helps them.

>>75215546
honestly i think this is true. in the WC, he played like 25 minutes or some shit. he would literally not let anyone on the ice

>>75215546
>yfw Malkin was the better draft pick

DAILY REMINDER

IF YOU REPLY TO GREASE YOUR TURN WILL BE CURSED.

Not only will your team not win the cup

But they will be cursed for 100 years .

DO NOT REPLY TO GREASE

>>75215533
Unironically no

>>75215815
Oh shit. I replied to one of his posts a couple of weeks ago. What do?

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>Carpe Diem on his helmet

What a faggot

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ITS FUGGIN GAME DAY LADS

>>75215863
>seize the day
>its 8 pm

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>>75215815
>50 years ago a blues fan and leafs fan replied to him
uber kek

>>75215826
t.reddithawk

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>ALL RIGHT NOW LISTEN UP KIDS

idk what's worse
the reddithawk fags on sp or reddit

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Daily dose of Cherry suit.

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Lets go already

>a team that won 3 in the past 7
but i was assured that they were a dynasty
how can they have fewer than the majority?

test

>>75216137

God morgen

>>75216137
>cantcups

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>>75216053

>>75216021
???

i'm from canada when did chicago become a bandwagon team?

>>75216172
2010

>>75216172
>replying to a namefag

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>Mozart

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who does don cherry want to win

>>75216159
God dag, venn. :)

>>75216222
the kingston frontenacs

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Jesus americans can't you do things simple for once?

Anyway go preds

>>75216283
>caring about africa

>>75215861

Curse started yesterday when playoffs started

You're good

GO LEAFS GO

>>75216209
who is this mongol copycat piece of shiet?

>>75216388
Sorry Laffs. If the Oilers lose after leading by 2 goals, it's only fair that you lose too. You can still have your complimentary loser point though.

Do the Preds or the Leafs have any chance whatsoever?

>>75216392
Juhani "Don Tami" Tamminen.

PREDS SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

ARVIIIIIIIIII

>the city of reddithawks

>>75216460
BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO
REDDITHAWKS BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO
REDDITHAWKS BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO
REDDITHAWKS BTFO BTFO

New York RangersVerified account @NYRangers

#NYR and Montreal combined for 98 hits in Game 1. The #Blueshirts expect it to continue.

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>>75216392
Tami is a legend

>>75216881

Just like Teemu is a legendary Kariya babby right?

>/hoc/ averaging .25posts/min
>Laffs vs Caps game thread at 12posts/min

Holy shit. Didn't realize that /hoc/ was made up entirely of Laffs and Caps fans.

>>75214164
just applied it. you gotta blowdry your pits before and after. we'll see how it works this week

>>75217012

Look at the games tonight. Nobody cares.

>>75217037
This.
All the games that mattered played yesterday.

>>75217012
>implying all of /hoc/ isn't in that thread as well

>>75217012
I got banned for posting too many sexy ladies but now im phoneposting at work halfheartedly.

Also no one cares about these games. No neutral fan wants to see any of these teams

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>people think flams vs ducks series doesn't matter

with russians, you lose

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>when your bracket is starting to look bad, but you picked teams you don't like to win, so things are looking better than expected

Does Williams hate leafs?

>blackhawks are getting outplayed
PLEASE PEDOATORS BEAT THE REDDITHAWKS

>>75217012
I was blow drying my arm pits. also
>le fast shitposting threads are good
'no'

>>75217106
i want the flames to lose because fat bearded guys online that say fancy stats thinking it's vaguely funny like them a lot, and most of their players are overrated memes

>>75217106
This.

It will decide just how far the Ducks go. A long first rnd battle against the Flames will surely make their 2nd rnd hopes dim.

>>75217168
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

>>75217188
Fair enough.

I've shit posted a few times in it, but nobody is replying. Just non-stop posting. Hate that shit.

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Will any of tonight's games go into OT?

your 2017 stanley cup champions, the nashville predators!!!

>>75217242
will pulju start in the playoffs?

>>75217242
Only west coast games go into OT during weekdays, so expect the flimflams to somehow survive into OT.

>Kadri is the "leader" of the Laffs

LAFFing my ass off

They are so fucked now. Literally nobody to lean on in tough times.

>>75217281
NOOOOO

>>75217242
Will Pulju win the Condors their first Calder Cup?

>>75217287
if he's brown just send him down

>>75217281
>>75217315
AHAHAHA

It actually makes so mad that leafs are playin in playoffs because of a ton of loser points

I can't help but feel islanders and Tampa deserve to be there more

I'm sure leafs will get their loser point again
-those count in playoffs r-right?

>>75217242
Will the leafs go to war with the finngols?

>>75217338
spotted the bruins fan

>>75217338
At least their fans will make the first rnd ratings look really good. Caps vs Tampa/Islanders would have terrible ratings.

the toronto maple leafs literally lost more game than they won

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>cant watch all the games cause 10 30 past your bed time

>>75217470
git gud skrub

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>both games on intermission
>both intermissions on commercial break

I dont know why, but i really want the caps to lose. its not like i hate them, i just derive pleasure from them and the rangers pissing away their cup chances

>>75217518
my mom will shut off the internet and my dad will beat me if they find out i stay up

>>75217440
yfw da laffs win the stan lee

>>75217559
I know what you mean. I'm fine with the Caps winning the cup, but I would hate to see the Sharks, Blues, or >rags win instead of choking. Although, after the King With No Ring retires, I kinda want to see the >rags immediately win a cup without him.

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>>75217581
>mfw the leafs win the stan lee

>>75217612
I'd rather see Padqvist regress hard and see him sit on the bench while Raanta wins the cup

>>75217629
Nice feet

>>75217242
Will tonight go well for everyone?

>>75217546
The juice anon, the juice.

>All those empty seats in DC

>>75217667
nasty pervert

>>75217665
This would also be good, but only if he sat for the entirety of at least the last two series.

>>75217697
I got some OJ in the fridge.

>>75217753
they know whats gunna happen anyways. why pay for a flop?

Where's my nigga Brett Connolly

imagine being the best player in the world and everyone tries to compare you to ovi

>>75217753
looks like pissburgh yesterday desu

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?

PREDS ARE WINNING AND THE LAFFS ARE KEEPING UP!!!

>>75217897
nah pens game was packed full

>>75217931
you must've been watching a different game
i saw entire rows empty

>>75217912
Preds have a legit chance of winning that series. Hawks aren't that good.

Leafs are barely putting pressure on. That series won't last long. 5 game series tops.

>>75217953
i watched up till 2nd period then had to go to bed for work, every seat was filled last i saw
maybe you mean in the 3rd when it was just dead time, i don't know, perhaps people left early

Caps are gonna score around 2 minute mark.

>>75217967
>watch game
>blackhawks are dominating
Without that lucky goal, the Preds are in survivor mode right now.

Preds are done in 5

>>75218014
Now this team just choked

>>75218129
>this team choked
agreed, but bruins are a meme team and rask might carry them pretty far
t. Bruinigger

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Glad we've got ANOTHER 1-0 game.

>Moving in 2 days
>won't have internet for a week.
fugg.

help me by posting some of your premade playoff memes for any happening that's possible next week.

>>75217967
>this delusion

bros I hate to say it but if the rangers win this year I think >craps-posting will be de rigueur

so when are the Caps gonna choke?
It's bound to happen as usual

>>75218260
1-0 games are the best games

>>75218265
ayy I'm moving this weekend too

>>75218277
>rags
>90 years
>4 cups
>4% success rate
WEW

>>75218265
>>75218288
youre moving in together to the same house because youre gay together and youre getting married

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>>75218361

>>75218360

I know I know, but there's zero comeback for >craps, at least ragsfags can shitpost back about the cup

>>75218361
I'm not moving to america. fuck that its going to be a nuclear wasteland soon, would rather be closer to the woods.

>>75218265
>needing more than a day to get internet set up

how?

>>75218266
What? The Hawks really aren't that good.

>>75218439
Rogers

>>75218502
>living in Ontario
>internet duopoly

feel bad for you

>>75218435

move to new hampshire/the dakotas/montana, don't fall for the greak lakes meme those states have too much cancer already and can't be saved. maine is okay too.

>>75218528
Its actually a 3rd party that has great deals, but since its just rented off of rogers cables, rogers does everything it can to try and make them fail.

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>full intermission before poff ot so i have time to nut before the ot period starts

life isnt always terrible

anyone got the pass for blab?

How can Nashville win with a Finn? I thought this strategy was confirmed to lead to an early playoff exit.

I cant wait for don cherry to fucking die

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Monsters

>>75218617
Rude

>>75218617
gb2 reddit

>>75218560
this pls

stream?

>>75218742
on reddit

>laffs

imagine being a leaf right now

>laffs
>a
>f
>f
>s

>The Toronto Reddit Leafs

>LAFFS
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAO
>THE STINKY CURRYVILLE OF TORABIA
>IT WAS 2-0
>LAFFS

>Tom Wilson

What horrible goal from a horrible person

>>75219080

>>75219080

>>75219080

>getting btfo by the goon
The shanty town of Toronto

>IT
>WAS
>TWO
>ZERO

>>75219155
do all canadians look like this

>>75219148
You finns have some strange pastimes.

It'll be too perfect if Calgary wins their game.

>>75219182
just the """"white"""" ones

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>reddithawks

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>>75218265

>Tanner Glass game winner
>Tom Wilson game winner

Year of the goon

Canada btfo desu

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who was that canadian team that also blew a 2-0 leado last night?

>Laffs in charge of getting loser points in the playoffs

>0(ZERO)-4

>>75219236
Coilers.

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Caps

Gutsy win

They found out quickly this series isn't going to be a walk, and they adjusted

>>75219182
>>75219200
Can white people explain to me just what the FUCK is that black splotch of shit with hair growing out of the crevasse on that man's lower back?

Do all white people have this shit?

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>reddithawks

Is Goon 2 any good? I'm guessing Slap Shot is still the GOAT hockey movie.

Second straight playof game the Leafs have blown a multi-goal lead and lost.

>>75219298
Ugh. Go Trashville I say.

>>75219296
jews do

>>75219296
>examining the pic for more than a second
dude

>>75219296
It's called bodyhair chinky.

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>>75219263
DELET

>>75219326
chinklet is literally obsessed with white dicc

>>75219341
Just be glad you made it. You went 11 years without playoff hockey. Hell even if it ends in 4 games it's still an experience.

>>75219298
Tfw i cant afford to go to a game and have a /hoc/ sign

>>75219296
Post your stinky smelly bum

>>75219296
Mine connects to by butt crack. So basically I have a line of hair from belly button, through the pubes, and out the other side to my lower back.

>Let's go Ha-
>Sena-
>Oil-
>Le-
>Fla-
>>75219341
Don't feel too bad.

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Don't worry buddies, the heart and soul of Canada's got this

>if you let your enemies score more goals than you, you win

>>75219396
Senators might actually make it through to the second round, because Boston is also trash.

I might lose my virginity tomorrow /hoc/

I'm nervous, wat do?

inb4 gay jokes

>>75219413
>heart and soul of Canada
>literally a colder version of a small Texas city with a muslim mayor

that actually sounds about right

>>75219413
Don't get your hopes up too high buddy. Maybe you can win.

>>75219426
lube up and stretch your ass tonight so it won't hurt as bad

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>>75219378
>not lasering that shit off for a nice clean back

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>>75219396
at least canada's 8th team picked up a victory

>>75219426
Rub her ass and then work the clit

>>75219413

Sorry flim flams, you're lucky if this series goes 5 games

>>75219426
It takes women longer to warm up, finger her first. Use lube. It'll be less exciting than you expect, takes a while to get better at it.

>>75219430
Unfortunately, a lot of Texans have been moving away since the big american o&g players have been selling off their oilsands plays to national players. Nothing like the 2007 glory days, sadly.

We get a lot of Somalian immigrants originally from Toronto now.

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>>75213927
What the fuck is this guy doing?

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>>75219445
yeah i should totally irradiate/burn my follicles with an expensive laser so i can conform to the ideals pushed onto society by TV and magazines

>>75213927
>Laff fans drink the Toronto sports media koolaid

>>75219471
Is it possible to last more than fifteen minutes if I try really hard or will I just bust in a few minutes regardless? She doesn't know I'm a virgin.

>Mcmeme
>Bustthews

How many points do they combine for getting swept against the premier chokers?

>>75219429
ducks vs flames

>>75219497
>just like dental, it's not free

fugg

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>>75219426
tell her you're putting on a condom but don't

Why are there so many Chinese ads in the playoffs so far?

Do Chinese people even watch hockey? Why spend so much money on ads no one knows what's on them?

>>75219501
I doubt you'll last longer than five minutes at most, probably closer to three. If she's not a virgin she might not need as much foreplay, which will help you. Remember to piss and get a drink between sessions, you can recharge quick and might last longer your second time. Also, wear socks.

>>75213927
lol ikr

>>75219554
Apparently there were 6M watching the SCF last year

>>75219506
In fairness the caps actually have a good goaltender and pretty good defense core.

McMeme really has no excuse. You cant convince me Burns is an elite defender or Jones is a good goalie.

>>75219554
Does Huawei even sell their phones in Canada? I've never noticed them.

>>75219559
Should I jerk off beforehand? Will it help me last longer. I'm pretty good at holding it when I jerk off, gone over 40 minutes once.

>>75213951
its not a massacre its a suicide cult

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>>75219296
Nigga what part of "I don't workout right now" is hard to understand? Why would I groom my upper-ass if I look like that?

Picrelated 205lbs tanned and shaved when I can actually go to the gym. Fight me 1v1 dipshit, I'll wreck your shit up

>imagine all 5 canadian teams are swept in the first round

would there be riots?

>>75219604
ants

>REDDITHAWKS BTFO
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>most comfy game of the night up next

can't wait boyz I'm gonna sit in the tub and watch it on my laptop

>reddithawks

>>75219598
I wouldn't recommend it.

>>75219296
I'm white and only my waist down is hairy

White people are only medium hairy, clearly you've never been to a gym changing room with brown guys

>REDDITHAWKS
>REDDITKEKS
>BLACKUCKS
>SHITCONGO
>CHIRAQ


MY SIIIIIIIDDDESSSSS

Laughing SO HARD at Reddithawks

>>75219630
I did this during the winter, it's nice

>>75219593
Yeah they do, I've seen white people with them. I've seen OnePlus too.

>>75219583
Huh. Well, I guess 0.001% of China's population watching is about as much as 20% of Canada watching.

>you will never look your smiling 4th line center in the eyes after scoring a game winner in the stanley cup playoffs

Why live?