how do we fix this shit

M8 we're pretty much through to semis

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We don't.
We just laugh and keep supporting Liverpool.

poo goes in the loo, not the bin

what the fuck netherlands

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>>75212665
>W-we drew against Anderlecht away
>All things considered a p. good result la
GREATEST CLUB IN THE WORLD

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>>75212665
>250m to draw against anderlecht on thursday night

>>75212699
This desu

>>75212718
>We beat Barca 3-0 at home
>S-surley we're through r-right r-right

Plz learn how European football works

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>>75212725
>and be content with it

>dominate game
>score
>miss enough chances to take the score to double digits
>lower intensity
>draw after opponents score from their only shot on target
Familiar feel. Ah well, away goal, no injuries, still unbeaten. Semis seem secure.

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>>75212781
>1:1 against Anderlecht
>""European football""

Get rid of Poorinho

Lads we need more black players at united , we just need more strengt on the midfield

TTSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75212781
Juve is through. While refball is a possibility, BBC won't get raped like the PSG defense and they are also likely to score there too.

Don't bring on ball-watching fellaini

>>75212836
This isn't even wrong. Jose should've started with Fosu Mensa instead of Lingard or Carrick.

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LADS

remember that >moyes meme about david moyes

what if we changed it a bit so it was about jose mourinho

i think it would be rate funny like

i have a pretty good idea of how it work

listen to this

lads

its gonna be really good

no lie

really really good

lads

here it is

>mouyes

Why don't they practice finishing?

>>75212639
Please overpay to bring Ronaldo home

>>75212839
It's a different ball game when Ur penned in Ur own box 2-0 down at the Nou Camp

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>>75212897
Mis lados!

>>75212839
>BBC wont get raped

BB were raped by Barca in the CL final though. And C is mediocre compared to BB

what happened to mourinho? it's not like the game changed that drastically in the last 2 years but he just seems so obsolete now

We are probably through but our mentality is fucked. We should have got the second goal after half-time and put the tie to bed.

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>>75212925
>>75212919
>Manure drawing against f*cking Belgian team in EL
>b-better focus on Juventus who won 3:0 that will surely divert attention from >mouyes and >poobag
A f*cking Anderlecht

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>>75212639
>>75212699

>we

>>75212718
>tfw fags on /sp/ were posting memes about slovak bro missing pogba
>juve is 3-0 up against fucking barcelona
>dabbing nigger had a horrible game against waffle makers

>>75212927
the man is still going through a complete mental collapse after the politics at Madrid and then being backstabbed at his 'home' club Chelsea, and everyone still believes he's just Jose being weird old Jose when actually he should be on a suicide watchlist

>>75212964
>dabbing nigger had a horrible game against waffle makers
Outside of 2415115 great passes? Can't blame him for Rashford and Lingard shitty ball control.

>>75212961
No, I think Manure are shit. But whoever rates Juventus as some magically unstoppable team are forgetting how they play. In the Napoli away game a few days before the Barca game, they were practically penned in their box and had few shots on goal. And thats against fucking Napoli

>>75212927
Manure is full of overpaid shit players and mercenaries.

>>75212960
a second goal was the minimum to look respectable imo
man u didn't take any chances and paid the price

Load the 2012 save game

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>Pogba vs. Anderlecht
>2 shots (1 on target), 2 attempted dribbles (1 successful), 1 key pass, 3 attempted tackles (2 won), dispossed twice
Not his night again lads. Does he only show up in big games?

>>75213006
Get necked.

pay money for highly rated players desu
that means paying 80 million euro for a good goalkeeper like ter stegen, 150 million for aubameyang or greasemann or higuain and 90 million for david luiz

>>75213000
underrated

>>75212991
so? napoli is a great offensive team

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>>75213017
What's wrong buddy?

ABUs are looking a bit desperate.

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>>75213000
Check'd and kek'd

>>75212718
A 1-1 away tie in the first leg is a good result for even matched teams.

But it isn't a good result for a team that considers itself CL tier and is playing in the fucking Europa League.

>>75212989

go watch the game again rapefugee. "great passes" is subjective; Pogba's passing isn't great in the final third

>mouyes

>>75213026
Barca have the best front 3 on the planet who will be motivated. And if Barca somehow fix their form against Sociedad and Halal, they will have momentum going into the CL game.

>>75212639
You don't fix it. Fuck Man U. At least under Ferguson they demanded respect. They had a majority British team (Neville, Rio, Carrick, Scholes, Giggs and Rooney) and an identity. This band of over-hyped and over-payed mercenaries (led by the king merc himself) deserve nothing.

>>75212838
Tsu is probably ashamed of having played for United now

>>75213078
It's a great result for a team that knows they're gonna go through at home, in fact we had the same result against Russian nobodies that was more embarrasing, but /sp/ didn't say anything then, cos /sp/ is never right

>>75212639
Fire Mourinho. He's broken and will continue trying to grind out 1-0s against poor opposition forever.

Manchester united is the best team in the world at drawing 0-0 at home. Thats all they need.

>>75213100
CL return is next week

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>>75212964
Would have been 6:0 with #Pogboom though, deciding crucial matches all by himself is his specialty after all
>>75212989
>1 key pass tonight
>mfw

>>75213146
it's only happened 3 times. united are far superior at home in the EL these days anyway. 13 goals scored and 1 conceded, 5/5 wins.

>>75213100
Why does the best front 3 on the planet wait until being down by three goals to play well?

Also, they don't play Halal until after the Juventus match.

>>75213100
best front 3 with basically no midfield. I think the 6-1 has wrongly altered everyone's expectations of this barca team

>>75213148
Then they have the Sociedad game>>75213151

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>>75213066

>D-don't worry about C-Champions League! W-We can get it through E-Europa

Kek

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>>75213078
The point is how deep Manure Corp. and customers have fallen. They're tripping on their feet comming up with excuses how drawing against Anderlecht in EL is something they should be satisfied with.
The Scottish drunkard is literally lmaoing at how his precious legacy is untouched

>>75213078
It's a good (by which I mean we can win tie from here) result, the problem is that it's indicative of our mentality. One goal and we think it's all over.

>>75213186
No midfield? Tired excuse. Only Xavi is missing from the midfield of the supposed "greatest team of all time" bullshit that's parroted by idiots. They have bought Suarez, Rakitic, Gomes brought back Rafinha and moved Turan all for 1 player and still you blame the midfield?

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>>75213234
>we

>>75213209
No one's actually satisfied with it though, it's annoying but it's not the end of the world. Spurs lost here last season, Arsenal choked a 3-0 lead to these recently. It's still advantage United yet everyone's acting like they just got knocked out.

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I think I know what their problem is, Dutchbro


They're not spending enough on players and their marketing has been shit for years.

>>75213248
All those players have declined hard or are garbage, retard

>>75213234
Under previous managers yes maybe, but Mou's too smart to flop this at home, the whole pressure of Manchester will be behind him, they'll get through and play well

What is it about United that just makes seeing them fail so fucking satisfying? I can't put my finger on it. I have friends that support Chelsea, United, Arsenal, and even >inter. But seeing United fail the most is by far the most hilarious.

Why /sp/? Why? Why does seeing this steaming pile of shit fail time and time give me so much joy?

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>>75213276
>Manure have completely lost any sort intimidating factor they had, any medicore team can be confident to get a draw at least
It's not the end of the world, but it results like these are exactly the reason why no one would include Manure among the best 20 teams Europe anymore, let alone the elite. They're impotent, toothless, the only thing you should be worried when facing Manure are the referees.

Lyon score

>>75213248
iniesta can play about 1 game every 2 weeks now, gomes is trash, denis is too young, rafinha and turan are injured etc

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>>75213344
Because they've been complete cunts for 20 years

>>75213361
now what?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI

>>75213006
how many dabs though???????/

>>75213344

Their smug fanbase. Seriously. 30 years of dominance and they just don't know anything else. All the other teams you listed had more bad than good years but United revolved around Ferguson and when he left it totally collapsed and they think they're still relevant without him, lmao.

Do you think Nasrallah would be better than Mouyes?

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>>75213374
Show me on this doll where they hurt you

>>75213344
They consider themselves the greatest team in football history without the European Trophies to back it up

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>>75213436
He forgot!

>>75213320
>>75213234
Desu the "1 goal is enough" was a thing at Chelsea as well, too many times the team felt like scoring once and then defending was good enough to win the game.

>>75213344
I think it was when 99.9% of their fans tried telling me there was nothing stupid or even ironic about breaking the record for pogba

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>>75213303
Fuck off and die you sub-human waste of space.

>>75212708
>*THE* Netherlands
>as if there was any other nether

How fucking arrogant do you have to be?

>>75213100
>best front 3 on the planet

that's not jesus, kdb and sane

>>75213536
>amerishart posting in a football thread
>tf
>tt

>>75213558
pick up the phone pal

>>75213492
I think it's a hangover from Van Gaal really. Sitting back (as long as there is a counter-attacking threat) isn't bad in itself: it's just when it's done outside of the last 20 minutes of the game. We should have came out in the second half looking to create and looking to force the issue but that didn't happen.

>>75213344
Spending obnoxious amounts of money only to finish sixth in their domestic league and to draw against literal Minnie Mouse League teams. They deserve getting laughed at.

>>75213565
fuck off

>>75213564
Exactly. Go watch nigger ball, it's much more suited to your lack of intelligence.
Also, what is VPN? You fucking retard.

>>75213596
fucking hell mate it might be important

keep mata and de gea

change literally everything else including manager

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>>75213267

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>>75213285
long time no see ameribro

>>75213344
literal definition of "the bad guys"

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United just keeps guaranteeing >us a consistent CL space. Thanks Mou!

>>75213703

City and Spurs are niggas for life

>>75213775
cringe

>>75213713
Literally the arsenal of the CL group stages

>>75213381
jesus christ

>>75213775
only teams in the league right now with a long term project

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>>75212995
>mfw city and united have pretty much swapped in terms of this perception

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>>75213782
What's wrong Mouyes? Mad your """"top""""" team gets cucked by the weakest collection of top PL teams in recent memory?

>>75213790
word

>>75213955
no just your odd attempt at creating some kind of "bromance" with spurs despite being a complete bandwagoner yourself. spurs operate completely different to shitty and deserve a hell of a lot more respect.

>>75213997

>bandwagoner

I've been watching since >we've had woodgate and allen hutton

kys faggot

Drawchester United draw yet another game. They are hands down the most boring team left in either europa league or champions league.

>>75212961
can u fucking stop making people hostile toward us
holy shit dude

>>75213713
Just pray that you don't meet Gent or Genk again.

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>>75214167
>people
*customers, who gives a shit

>>75214113
Most boring in all of Europe desu

The Special 1-1

>Play a really shit player instead of one of the best in the world because of in house political Bullshit
Is there a more Mouyes thing to do?

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>>75213006
You'd have to think that an EL 1/4 -final was a relatively big game.

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>>75213066
Oh, I dunno, speaking as a lifelong ABU, I'm quite enjoying this season.

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>>75213145
I give him another two months at most.

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>>75213320
Nah, he's a spent force. The Spent One will be gone before next season and he's not the only one.

United will win the league in the next 2-3 seasons and then you will all neck yourselves.

>>75224168
POO

>>75224168
>this delusion
sorry la, it's not the 90s anymore

>>75224181
t. abdul

>>75224189
United will rise again. You have been warned. I'm screencapping your post.

>>75224159
>>75224120
>>75224089
>>75224077
This is genuine autism

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>>75213438
>30 years of dominance
Maybe 10. At a push. Plus another ten when they were joint top three. All of them now very much history.

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>>75213594
Trust me. I'm laughing.

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>>75214113
>>75215779
Oh be fair; their "undefeated record" is what gets the customers sucking up the merchandise.

>wanting to save the bad guys

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It's over chelsea. Pack our bags conte. 5-0

>>75213344
Because when they lose all their smug customers in china, indonesia, india, pakistan, taiwan and saudi arabia collectively gets depressed

>>75224296
kek